*emerges from procreate bleeding and panting* nille design done
i gave her the she/her gloves bc i think it's funny and i also love that glove style. went with a triangle shape language plus trapezoids... and i just gave her similar expressions to bonnie. but i think she tends to be a little quieter!
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I just got INCREDIBLY GOOD NEWS at the cardiologist! Unexpectedly, inexplicably, remarkably good.
"Look at this," he said, and showed me the CAT results from earlier this year, with all the beautiful blood vessels like flawless white brushstrokes. "It's perfect. Your chances of having a heart attack are about as low as they can possibly be. Your heart is incredibly healthy. You're probably going to be the healthiest person I see today."
Considering my dad's heart disease, the strange finding on the CAT, my activity level, and my diet, I was completely shocked, and this is an incredible relief. I can't even express what a relief it was. Legit started crying while I was in line at Starbucks.
First time I've ever been booted from a practice for being too healthy.
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Transcript:
I'd like to congratulate you on getting your CPR certification.
Now remember, when you’re going in for compressions, it should sound like somebody is standing behind you with the worlds largest Dorito and cracking it open!
Go in firm and hard and snap as many ribs as you can on the way down, that means you’re doing it right.
You save that life. Good luck.
Or... Or... Or kill them, I don’t fucking care.
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Peas are plants. Peas don't care much about selective breeding. Peas are just happy to flower and fruit. You're not a plant anymore, it's time to grow up.
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@lara-cairncross your Rottmnt Fairy AU is just so cute (and your designs are so lovely), so I just had to draw your Raph. I hope you like it!! It was a lot of fun!
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i think i really need to learn how to cold quit things... one habit i have that really bothers me is checking my phone first thing in the morning bc it's "just for 5 minutes" "just to see if anyone sent me anything important" no bitch literally nothing on your phone requires you to check your phone first thing when you open your eyes!!! stop it
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