Me after reading the filthiest, kinkiest, god forsaken, unholy smut to ever smut:
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memory problems are literally so funny bc sometimes ill wakeup like oh no ive lost a month and ive got no idea what month or year it is how annoying, and then sometimes ill go to type an exclamation point and accidentally put a question mark and not know where tf the ! key is and immediately convince myself i have demensia
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Heyyyy
Welcome to my OC blog!
You guys can call me Godfrey, and my pronouns are they/them.
I'm gonna be honest, this will be mostly writing, but there may be some art on here too. (it'll be kinda crappy, cause I can't draw lmao)
I am always up for talking about my characters, and - dare I admit? - if someone were to make art or write something with them, I would literally start running around my room and flapping my hands with sheer joy.
So, hopefully you like what you see!
Best wishes and the kindest of regards,
Godfrey
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its my suicidal hour and i get to choose the coping mechanism (tommyinnit videos)
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Some bitches will be listening to audio roleplays just for some comfort and to fall asleep too...
It's me, I'm bitches.
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).
Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.
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how is it 2024 next week. that's not even a real year that's a caption on an establishing shot in a sci-fi story.
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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I gotta say, one of the greatest achievements of my 20s was that I learned (mostly) to differentiate between:
"I truly do not want to go" and
"I'm just feeling the Demand Avoidance, and I will like it once I get there."
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