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dilsdoes · 5 months

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there are moments when i am not physically washin me n my clothes. im not washin me. and im not washing my clothes. but spiritually? im washin me n my clothes bitch.

#dils declares #sitting here at 3am after a 12 hour day of travel on the couch since i cant sleep on my bed #because my beloved kitty cat missed me so much he just HAD to poop all over my bed.#i do feel drunk as fuck

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diss-track · 2 months

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Choose your fighter (1 or 2?)

#i literally watched this episode feeling some pain just to make these #shit literally made me dream of him💀we were dating #do not have his ass go disguised as you he will get drunk and fuck it up #metalocalypse #dethklok #metalocalypse meme #metalocalypse memes #pickles the drummer #pickles metalocalypse #adult swim

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carlyraejepsans · 8 months

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i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed

#initially i wasn't planning to do anything but then i thought what the hell what if we go out to drink something #except it was all very up in the air so a good deal of folks couldn't come (which is fine that one's on me)#but the two who COULD make it are genuinely some of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met and one of them brought his gf along #and we hit it off IMMEDIATELY and THEN we ran into another pal I hadn't seen in a while and hadn't had the chance to invite in person #who also joined in after he finished hanging out with other people and they got me a present????? 😭#i haven't had a birthday with friends in fucking . 3 years between covid and everyone i knew moving away #I'm so happy i think my heart is going to explode #which ik. hey isn't that a very boring and simple hangout YES but also not to me baby i have been in a depression isolation all my teens #i started to genuinely enjoy my day to day life like. 4 months ago ever since starting uni #it feels like turning a new leaf yknow? like. i made it. i made it out. god i could cry #sorry I'm a little drunk

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stuckinapril · 4 months

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kinda crazy how the main girl group I went out with fell out bc of a man tbh

#all the way back in December oomf threw a bonfire and I went and it’s like a huge countryside estate basically #So I got really drunk and started riding a golf cart around and he joined me (his idea)#And then he started telling me how he’s only 23 and how he can sleep w any woman he wants and basically feels like he’s settling???#I was too drunk to comprehend this so I was like Wow you don’t mean that right #Then he hit on me later that night and walked in on me and the guy I was into making out in his car #By his car I mean the guy im into #My friend’s boyfriend literally walked up to the car multiple times to check in on us #Actual worst night of my life #I mean the other guy just wanted to fuck me so no heroes in this story but honestly still insane I was caught in the middle of that #we’re going out together tonight tho so yay #(I do not wanna see her boyfriend’s face I hope he’s not home bc im picking her up tonight)

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 11 months

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Vincent Price and Maggie Pierce

Tales of Terror; Morella (1962) dir. Roger Corman

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notbecauseofvictories · 1 year

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I never want to read about people having healthy, loving relationships in fiction. Not for any particularly noble or logical reason, I just hate it.

#I have to make friends in reality! I have to date and have emotionally honest conversations with my mother in reality!#I have to fucking self-actualize with my goddamn stupid self #IN FICTION I NEED YOU TO NEVER SPEAK OF YOUR EMOTIONS AND BLOW SOMETHING UP TO AVOID DEALING WITH THEM #have terribly ill-advised sex with someone who you feel complicated feelings for! and then #and this is key ABSOLUTELY DO NOT ADDRESS IT #no one ever gets therapy. everyone represses the hell out of everything they're feeling and then they die.#......maybe MAYBE you get a dramatic deathbed confessional but that's only if you've been viciously repressed enough to earn it.#anyway I need these characters to live the life I cannot because apparently I want to be ''fulfilled''#and not ''viciously repressed and an unknown cipher to the people I love''#......................................................I'm drunk and annoyed.#from the bookshelf

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flamestar126 · 7 months

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I'm YOUR idiot.

#and he'll stay his idiot #“you knew what you were getting into when you said yes. this is on you now.”#he's married to him and makes it his problem lol #i like to think mandark loves to show off he's married. especially to dexter.#gets sad and pathetic when drunk when he sees dex have a ring and forgot they're married. now he's sobbing his rival is taken by “another”#married dexdark is just lovely to me.#mandark doing any and every task with having the need to flaunt his ring #being engaged to him is insufferable i imagine.#also drew that hand wrong and exploding myself now #was supposed to finish this on valentines day but got lazy. i had too much stuff that day anyway #i want to do comics again but my hands and arms are fucked. i lost feeling in them off and on the these days without doing much lol #your also looks weird like it's misspelled but it's not??#dexter's laboratory #dexter's lab #dexdark #mandark #dexter #flame draws

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synonymroll648 · 1 year

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from a vibes perspective, i totally understand why so many people look at keefe and go ‘this guy would be the male equivalent of a wine aunt when he’s older’.

but. but.

taking lore into consideration, in my heart, he’s terrified of alcohol (even if he tries really hard to hide it). because. like. his first exposure is almost guaranteed to be through cassius, and cassius canonically threw a glass extremely close to him at least once when he was, like, 8. maybe cassius wasn’t always extra nasty when he was drunk, but there’s gotta be a correlation in keefe’s brain between risking getting seriously hurt (emotionally or physically) and alcohol consumption that’s really hard for him to shake.

#tw alcohol #tw child abuse mentions #lmk if there's more trigger warnings i should put #i have a thing for hurt/comfort lmao #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #this is brought to you by:#that one fic my brain started writing internally where it's sophie's 21st bday and she's like man i #have saved the world so many times we've all lost count. i want a fucking drink #and keefe's internally like OH GOD OH FUCK in a bad way but externally he's like yeah babe whatever you want!!#and then she's like. i don't wanna do anything super stupid though. and drinking alone is super stupid when you've never drank before #will you stay w/ me? please?#and keefe's like. i cannot say no to that face #so he spends the night doing an increasingly bad job of hiding how bad he's freaking out #because sophie is a safe space and alcohol is not safe and he doesn't know how to deal w/ the two colliding #ESPECIALLY since sophie's just getting dorkier and sweeter as her filter goes down instead of throwing insults or objects at him #(i feel like sophie would be the kind of drunk that's very impulsive and says EVERYTHING that comes to the forefront of her mind #and stellarlune was more than enough to prove that she sees keefe and a lot of the time her brain just goes hnnngh soft little tortured #artist. MY soft little tortured artist.)#yeah but even intoxicated sophie can tell something's wrong even before he flinches super obviously at an empty glass falling over w/o #breaking. and so she's like nah man it's hurt/comfort time and he's like BUT YOUR BIRTHDAY and she's like do you really think i'm #gonna just let go of the fact that i know you're stressed? i'm not a dickhead keefe #so yeah it ends in cuddles. because of course it does #keefe sencen #annnnd out of the drafts this goes. post!

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schizononagesimus · 28 days

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🎶 they tried to make me go to rehab and i said PLEASE PLEASE HOLY FUCK I FEEL SO BAD WILL NOBODY HELP ME I CANT STOP WHY DOESNT ANYBODY NOTICE HOW BAD IT IS PLEASE HELP

#IM SUCH A LIGHTWEIGJT NOW AND I FEEL SO STUPID I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE IM FINE I CAN HANDLE IT WHAT'S ONE BEER YOU CAN DO IT YOU LIKE BEER #AND I HAVENT HAD WATER OR EATEN ALL DAY AND IM LIKE WHEEEE I KEPT MY TAB OPEN (DUMBASS) ORDER A SECONS #even a second is too much #i cant stop #like actually i dont know what to do bc i know even if i went to rehab WHICH I CANT AFFORD AND NONE OF MY FAMILY WILL HELP i just would #return to the same shit bc no matter how sober i get i cant stop bc that's how fucking addiction works #and im too scared to tell anyone i actually need help #the people who know i need help are just judging me and watching me fall into this fucking pit #i dont know what to do #im just gonna pass out drunk now #i hate feeling like this it's so fucking humiliating #i dont even like it #and im admitting defeat to WHAT? A LITTLE GLASS OF JUICE? YOURE KIDDING ME #prolific linguistics researcher and author cant stop.. why do we always treat academics like we're the pinnacle of society #im fucking awful man im a schizophrenic with an addiction problem #but im so much more than that! anyone who knows me knows that! but i cant stop #i want to stop #and im trying and then every few months I think ive tried enough and i expect it to go away but that's how the cravings trick you #fuck this man #drugs tw #sobriety update #lessons of the hand and the mouth

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jelreth · 20 hours

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i should really start keeping a tally for marvel fics that reference tmnt as in universe media

#literally my favourite factoid is that its canon to marvel WHILE being a daredevil rip #i wonder how matt murdock feels about going through child soldier ninja training and vigilantism to cope with his catholic guilt #and then like a block away underground theres a bunch of turtles living their best fucking life kicking ninja ass #matt circa columbia days: foggy. foggy do you think the turtles would take me if i apply. i can eat pizza foggy. could i roll with them #foggy while equally drunk out of his mind: matt what the FUCK are you talking about

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quarterprioritymidnight · 3 days

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ngl babes idk how much longer i can do this 😭

#personal #i know not everything is for me and thats fine #but idk im getting such fatigue with this band without it being the whole actual band #i know intimate gigs are important and special but like just continually doing these tiny runs #building up the hype and demand and the prices #knowing people keep getting their hopes up and get more desperate each time #and like saying everything is super limited and then adding more things #but never enough so that everyone gets a chance to experience something or is fully satisfied #it just feels super fucked like their management is just doing everything they can to squeeze every last penny out of people #without committing to a full tour #sorry im a bit drunk so im being quite hyperbolic but idk man im so over this whole project lol #i miss kyle and woody and will :(#like truly i look back at the old tour photos and im like those were the days 😭#this is now a full hate blog NOT just a joke hate blog #its not that deep lmao just im probably gonna not be so active with the blog until proper bas5 cause ampersand is pissing me off rn icl #girl imagine hating blue sky sm you start boycotting the entire album run 😭

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moinsbienquekaworu · 11 days

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Devastating news: my brother is a normal person. It doesn't run in the family, I'm just a weird freak for no reason

#i'm exaggerating but not that much. my parents are like that because they're in their 50s. they were young adults once #okay so my brother. 18 years of age. just started his fancy higher studies in maths. tiny baby goatee he's not shaving.#went to a friend's week long birthday party in a house in the countryside #made out with a girl there?? apparently???#started drinking alcohol. and has now been going out longer and more frequently and sleeping at other people's places #and bestie. let me tell you. i was never doing any of that shit. in fact i am not doing any of that still and i'm a few years older #i don't go out much. i have like four or five friends at all times tops. i certainly don't come back late or god forbid sleep over #never drunk alcohol (don't want to. i could! i just don't. i'm the sober idiot in the corner when everyone else is drunk)#never kissed anyone or had a partner or anything of the sort #he decided to sleep over at midnight?? with zero preparation??#buddy it would have to be pouring acid rain for me to have an unplanned sleepover #without my toothbrush? my pyjama? my phone charger? my plushies? possibly my own pillow/blanket? be for real #my brother is a normal teenager/young adults with a social life and no weird hangup about romance and alcohol and spontaneity #and i'm some kind of freak i guess. having a normal time #older sister girlfailure forever i suppose. how the fuck do i feel like my younger brother is cooler and more normal than me???#i don't even want to be like that i like myself i thought i left all this stupid unfounded insecurity behind with school!!#arghhhhhh #wow i have a ramble tag now

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boycritter · 12 days

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was anyone going to tell me pmdd was a thing or was i just supposed to think wanting to kill everyone around me and also myself for the week leading up to my period was normal

#boycritter et al #THIS ISNT NORMAL???#all of the symptoms im reading fit so well #fuck i just thought i went fucking insane for a week approx every 5-6 weeks and then was normal afterwards #@ my uterus KILL YOURSELF #i know all these symtpoms are normal to some extent but #holy shit idk if i can properly articulate how BAD my pms is #ive never even thought it was out of the ordinary #the other night i got really drunk for. no reason at all. i just did. thats not like. In Character for me #i didnt even feel like it was me doing it #i feel so out of it and like nothing i do is really in my control #and i just thought it was normal

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hella1975 · 10 months

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ive never felt more rural than i have in the past few weeks since hanging out with a lad who has only ever lived in cities. what do you MEAN YOU'VE NEVER DONE A MORRIS DANCE

#he didn't even know what morris dancers WERE i said some shit like 'you know it's summer when the morris dancers come out'#and he was like 'the what now' I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY. HE'S FUCKING WITH ME SURELY #AND THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN ABOUT THINGS I JUST ASSUMED WERE BASICS #'harvest festival 🤨' PARDON. YOU ARE JOKING #and also the CONCEPT of a village is baffling to him. i said there's probably about 100 people in my entire village #and we don't have a pub or a single shop the closest ones are in the NEXT village over which is a 3 mile walk #and this boy was HORRIFIED. we are both in a constant state of thinking the other is taking the piss #and now every time i think/do something abundantly rural im SO self-aware 😭#my mum told me the farmers are gonna do a xmas tractor run through our village this year #(they usually miss our village bc even by village standards it's tiny)#and she was like 'shame you'll miss it! i'll send you a video!' and im there already picturing this boy's face when i show it him #like sigh. yeah. yeah okay maybe the rural england is ingrained deeper than i feared. never escaping the allegations etc #had a conversation with him the other day that concluded with me 100% genuinely being like 'you need to touch grass'#i literally said 'i think it would fix you. like actually go and touch some grass what the fuck'#bc at this point he's so far removed from nature that it's INSANE TO ME. i didnt realise how much i took growing up rurally for granted #THESE PEOPLE DONT EVEN GET DRUNK IN FIELDS. THEY HAVE NO FIELDS. I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT A CAMP OUT WAS

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stupidg0th · 23 days

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vent!!

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pseudophan · 9 months

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i am so fucking confused. i got so drunk. wine drunk. so so so fucking wine drunk. last night. and i feel.. fine? like i'm not hungover? at all? apart from being a little dehydrated? happy new year to me i guess

#like girl i blacked out why do i feel Fine #im not still drunk either which is usually the case when you wake up not hungover #im just. okay.#the fuck kinda miracle..

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