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being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building
#for one the whole abo dynamic thing in wolves is false#for another the animal kingdom is SO wild#like. female hyenas have pseudopenises and dominate males#seahorses and male birth#eating your children to avoid them being eaten by predators#males killing children to free females to mate#community child rearing!#females doing the hunting!#CLOWNFISH#omegaverse#abo#imagine if your secondary gender is determined by the social dynamics of where you grew into it#mostly female/child bearing? guess you get a penis now#do you think all alphas have piss kinks cuz of territory marking shit#anglerfish...octopodes that hand off their sperm sacks to females...#i know a strange amount of stuff about animal sexuality i just realized this#did you know some species dont have periods? they just reabsorb the uterine lining which is fucking amazing and im very mad humans dont#do that too#on the other hand. ive seen abo aus where male omegas give birth by LOSING ALL THEIR TEETH and VOMITING AN EGG#my main complaint is that abo doesnt get weird enough (plz not losing teeth and egg vomiting weird tho)#also can we PLEASE think a little more on the 'birthing from the ass' thing? please?#listen you have a right to mpreg (and trans men exist) but like. PLEASE. that baby should NOT be born thru the poop chute#ik some animals feed their babies poop (and human anatomy is like half an inch away from the birth canal being the poo canal) but COME ON#also why are all the scents like. very specific objects/concepts#flowers and idk blood?#frankly i think they would just be. animal smells but with enhanced human noses they'd be easily distinguishable#my headcanon is that they act like peacock tails do. meant to show off how cool you are#the biting thing happens in sharks (tho i think its cuz theyre kinda silly like that) but it just reminds me of people tattooing bite marks#and not cleaning the wound or yknow actually biting their partner in the tattoo parlor?#i get it. i'd love to be consumed by the void and a non recommendable amount of teeth. but can you be more sensible about it
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also while im on it i dont care how magic a character is not everyone needs to have colored eyes. its like. fine to give people dark brown/ black eyes even if theyre "magical" or some shit.
#like i get it but#idk this is a problem i have with magnus fans mostly#like outside of the fact that i dont like giving poc characters european features for no fucking reason#the whole point of it is that you CANT tell that hes Fucked Up just by looking at him#and mfs are out here like :) actually he has neon green eyes#FREE ME. sorry.#only character i accept as having weird eyss is elias#bc . look at him. or jonah i guess cuz its his eyes but#elias is supposed to have a creepy ass stare.#and anyway point is i feel like you can have that with jon but iirc he doesnt have the same powers as elias?its a different kind of eye shi#OH yeah. u can have that with jon too without needing to make him have colored eyes. idk i dont really care i dont actually interact#with magnus fandom outside of elias shit anymore generally#i think the point i was trying to make earlier was it makes sense for elias to have his creepy grey eyes because he SEES like actually sees#and jons (I AM LIKELY VERY WRONG. I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TMA) jons whole thing is knowing shit. yk.#feel free to correct me if you think im wrong or if i dont understand/ am misremembering canon here
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this is gonna sound so trivial so hear me out but i do not like it when somebody knows im a taylor swift fan and then they boil me down to the point where thats my only personality trait and i can’t like anything else more than i like taylor swift.
#i think i hate it when people boil me down to one thing i like#because i had this in my late teens wherein i was a harry potter (ik ik) girl and received merch up until i was 19/20 which by that point#i was over it#but with the swiftie thing i think its more than that#i actually kinda feel bad for non swifties because i think people see a girl my age and assume#but this conversation was bought to you by an uber conversation after griff last night#i was discussing all the concerts i had been to and i mentioned off hand that i was way more hyped for maisie than taylor#and my friend was so shocked ??? like ??? the eras tour wasn’t The concert for you ???? but you're a swiftie ofc it was ???#like idk she was shocked to discover i liked something more than taylor swift#but also i think i enjoy maisie more than taylor and while i love taylor and she’s definitely up there shes not my favourite#(this was the shit that made redacted pull the “im a bigger swiftie and deserve ur merch” card)#but people find out im a swiftie and assume she is and i must like no one more than taylor#this is so fucking trivial maar its an observation#and so weird to discuss on tumblr where everyone here knows me for something else#liking taylor swift is not my thing in the way people think its my thing#i like her. but i like other things more.#i also dont hate it if you're trying to connect with me by giving me taylor news thats fine#its just when people assume i dont like anything else more#taylor swift
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why do people on instagram unfollow but assume you want to keep following them? you're not fucking famous lol
#like full offense: if you are unfollowing me it's probably because you dont care about me or want to keep up w me#and it goes both ways right#i follow many people from high school i just dont give a shit about#and i think it would be so easy to just press the remove follower button#meaning that neither of us are following each other anymore!#instead people think that having a higher follower count than who theyre following makes them#famous lol#honestly i barely use instagram as it is and im not a popular or social person#but goddamn these people are so fucking irritating and fake like just. stop pretending you actually have 1000 followers#when most of them are people you knew as a kid and decided that they were now one of your devoted fans#like jesus it just makes me feel weird and small#i know social media isnt real but wow to literally be reduced to a number??#i feel like social media has completely removed how people think about each other as people#in the end everyone just ends up being a side character or an npc#also im not saying these people are malicious or that they hate me#but i really just hate how shallow instagram tends to be#might just delete it someday
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people will be so terminally jealous of you that they’d rather you reexperience your trauma but somehow in a worse way than just let you live your regular happy life as it has been
#sorry i had privilege over you- real or imagined- but it is what it is#and taking it out on me instead of oh idk. the polticians who are to blame for your shitty situation. isnt gonna make your life any better.#i kinda have no control over your life and its actually not my personal job to give you shit#especially since you're a skeevy fuck who cant be honest about your wants needs and intentions and just pretend to be certain ways#so people stay around you and you get the beenfit of community rather than be the real skeevy fuck you are#like damn maybe if you were real i coulda helped you and we didnt have to go through all of this bs of you pretending you like me#just to get shit out of me#you saw how i looked. you saw how i express myself. you saw my confidence. and you did this out of some weird rageful jealousy#and then once you found out how bullied i was. suddenly im nothing. suddenly all the things you envied so deeply that you have to pretend#i dont exist and im not the reason you draw the way you do now. suddenly im nothing. in spite of apparently being the thing that made you#want to draw again anyways.#you really really do value might makes right even if you dont think you do. like if me being bullied is enough for you to decide im nothing#and you gotta go faun after my bullies then like idk what to tell you duder but thats might makes right lmao#how can i go from being *the sun* to you. from being all of your favorite ocs. to being absolutely nothing short of you having some deep#shame about me now that you know all the shit ppl put me through in hs?#i mean aside from all the shit you made up about me- lets put a pin in that right now okay- bc this is the real reason#lets be honest here.#and yet i know.#deep down. you still kinda envy me. because imma be myself no matter what any of yall do#and thats something you cant do ever. rip off your mask.
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who even give a fuck. yknow
#getting drunk before work because who gives a shit ^_^d#yesterday was real fucking bad so im thinking like why am i even fucking trying you know none of these assholes even talk to me#unless its to go ermmmm i cant help noticing your department isnt achieving infinite growth when will you guys stop sucking#shit? just curious yhaha and if they want to talk about me they go behind my back and ask other people why im cutting#which a) i wear short sleeves this isnt a secret im keeping and 2) fuck you for deciding its your business and then NOT EVEN#ASKING /ME/ but whatever thy want to get pissy at me for their own failure to communicate fucking let them i dont care#ive been killing myself for this stupid job for a year now i wake up in the morning and my first thought is how bad my knee hurts#im one of the best we've got and what do i have to show for it no one fucking talks to me i dont care#no one will go 'hey did you get fucking sloshed before coming here' becaus etheyre scared of talking to m e for some reason#i literally dont know but if they ask then like who fucking cares this isnt on me i dont feel human doing this job i dont feel like a perso#no one treats me like one unless i waste time quote unquote to not do my job and talk to people who like care if i live or die or whatever#so like who fucking cares even ill do whatever i want ill get drunk before work ill do shit at my job ill talk to someone i love fuck it#whatever!!! should have acted like i was a person instead of ignoring the people youre throwing into a meatgrinder for profit i guess#who fucking cares!#already had my MOTHER get weird about me buyng booze for reasons that are none of her fucking business and that she#wouldnt know the details of anyway if she hadnt been snooping because i have no privacy and no space of my own lol#so might as well drink it i guess it was 30 bucks anyway and i dont have any fucking moneyyyyyyyy so what am i#who am i fucking KIDDINGGGGGGGGGG lol its fucked its all fucked!!! whatever!!! who give a shit!!! nothing fucking matters
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Ooooooghhhhhhhhh stressed 🥺
#dont wanna see family tomorrow and im sleeping saur bad lately i couldnt sleep last night and then had a typical fever dream#which gave me a really cute idea for a movie so im gonna keep it in my pocket#but it was one of those things where its like it says a whole lot about me and my trauma and its stressful#um um um and also im juggling all these different things like im sewing im trying to finally write im trying to draw again#while feeling like im failing at it all and then like i still gotta find fuckinnnnn job i neeeeeed money#this time of year is always really hard for me i hate when its warm again i hate easter and i hate knowing that summer is coming#aaghhhh rn im ticking and stimming really bad and im having trouble breathing hnnghhh#and im very sweaty lol i always get so sweaty when i dont sleep good i dont get it#also i think im just horrible like the one person i wanna talk to probably is getting tired of my constant life crisis and how needy i am#and theyre probably off being better without me there and im just a burden and then my therapist idk about him#i dont feel like hes really giving me anything like when i talk about how stressed and unsafe i am hes like you gotta find a way to cope#and he doesnt really tell me how exactly i should do that like mate thats why im here i need the help you cant just listen to me panic and#go ‘wow you need to fix that’ ughhhh and i think hes mad at me because i dont think he believes me anymore when i say im in an abusive#situation and that ive been controlled my whole life by everyone and i have never felt safe#and its just like ughhh like i feel like no one believes me anymore and theyre all fed up with my bullshit incompetence and constant#bellyaching and im a horrible friend and a liar and probably just being dramatic as fuck making myself believe im being abused when in#reality im the abuser the ungrateful brat who treats his family like shit and cant trust them even though they seem so perfect to everyone#and im so stupid and toxic for trying to run away and for being scared to death here#thats how its feeling anyway idk everyone is just. weird and im losing my grip on reality and cant tell whats real anymore
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got reminded black butler existed and
i may
or may not have
gotten fixated. just a bit. juuust a bit
#rambles#👉👈#honestly?? i like the concept of Sebastian being a dad figure idk#much better than the romantic relationship#and idc if you want those two holding hands. ik there the downward spiral argument of them just being fictional and blah blah blah#like. okay. but i like Sebastian as a dad better#or just a friend. or just a regular ass butler doing his job i dont fucking know man. he's just a guy handling a (kind of) spoiled brat#and NO im not looking at any live action shit nnnNNOOO i dont like live action please god i dont wanna see live action stuff#i mean good on them if they liked making the live action#but i. never rlly liked. seeing irl people try to look like something that's meant to be fictional#not that it's bad but like. it gives me a weird feeling?#the costume is great and all but my brain is telling me that You're Not Fucking Real and Humans Aren't Supposed To Look Like This#like toeing the line of uncanny valley#i never knew why#any cosplay convention would be a nightmare for me i think#anyways enough ranting
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Look deep into my eyes. Olivia probably oversaw the production of all the brain in jar shit in oni. They were 100% a part of the duplicant memory recovery efforts. This doesn't actually matter much but it does 2 Me think of the imagery think abt it I think abt it so hard everyday imagine how sick Olivia brain imagery art would be please I'm so alone in this world
#rat rambles#why must I be so badly artblocked hhhhh#anyways I do wonder what the exact deal with the brains are#wait hold on I just double checked the scientist that was working on the memory project more directly. it was fucking nikola what the fuck#fucking hold on. holy fuck. nikola what the Fuck#he knows. He Knows. what do you mean he fucking knows? and is directly involved?????#holy shit this reframes Everything abt him what the actual fuck#I just thought he was some technician that got in too deep no he apparently also worked directly on the duplicant project#which means he had presumably full fucking preview to the dna stealing and to god knows what other shit#why was he working with the time ribbon later on? like ofc his programing and presumably mechanical skills probably both mattered to#the duplicant memory project but why would he be so active in it if he was a new recruit?#like ok maybe he wasnt we dont technically know but most of the odd ones out are picked out of the crowd in the logs#plus the way ruby talks abt him doesnt make him sound like some senior employee#and now Im thinking abt the nikola dupe description and hm. maybe ruby had a point abt him being a lil evil coded#I dont think hes evil mind you but he is giving me pretty big 'rly ambitious and willing to set aside morals for it' vibes#I have to imagine that jackie must have noticed that and thats why he got dragged in so deep#but in that case olivia. might actually be involved in that process too. Ive been wondering for a while if she was around for the whole#nikola being dragged off by mysterious guys thing and now Im wondering if she might have been Involved in that#not directly Im sure olivia doesnt like being directly involved in the less than ideal treatment of ppl but she clearly has some level of#tolerance for it and given theyre not literally murdering him its entirely possible that this wouldnt actively oppose olivias weird morals#ok sorry this post derailed quickly I had always assumed that the scientist in that log was just some rando I didnt realize it was Him#now I have to wonder if anyone else was involved in any of this#probably not? at least not knowlingly. but given how many of them there are its entirely possible#Ive also kind of been operating under the assumption that dr.holland was vaguely involved but I dont think he like Knew#mostly because Im also operating under the assumption that he wrote the 'they stole our dna' email#but both are just complete guesses with no real ground to stand on#now I do imagine that olivia probably contributed quite a bit to the brain stuff to because she has done her own duplicant experiments#plus it seems like nikola is more of a programmer than a biologist so itd make sense to have a biologist working with him directly#but it easily could be like any biologist so that doesnt necessary implicate olivia for anything#oni posting
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if one more person puts the nonverbal people should be forced to speak because they need to learn social skills post on my dash im going to explode
#its been several people now!! i hate that post and everyone on it#i genuinely hate halloween. none of you people are normal about autistic ppl or ppl with selective mutism thumbs up#how many ppl whove reblogged that post adding commentary about how weird and entitled kids are know about blue candy buckets#im gonna guess not many!!#definitely no infantilizing or assuming that people grow out of being nonverbal on that post definitely not#the people who think nonverbal children are weird and rude and creepy definitely have normal responses to nonverbal teens and adults#being forced to talk if youre nonverbal will definitely improve your social skills. definitely not stunt them permanently#or cause borderline agoraphobia as you learn that no one gives a fuck about the pain youre in if it makes them personally uncomfortable#definitely not another wonderful post showing that ppl dont understand that anxiety can be more than just. being scared of phone calls#“learn the difference between discomfort and pain” i have! im so fucking aware!! i was in pain!! youre the one uncomfortable right now#learn to fucking deal with it#m not even nonverbal/selectively mute anymore n this shit still makes me angry#probably bc i also get frustrated by how many ppl are shitty to me when i say i dont like halloween because of how i was treated as a kid#which just. intensifies it i guess#i dont know#ill reblog lil ceepo after this thmbs up#lil ceepos misery is increasing
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bad emotional regulation my enemy.....
#i hate being sick#its worse bc i have no fucking ideawhat it is#i went to the er last night and everyone was saying oh you have all the symptoms of x and then. i didnt have x. didnt even have the thing#before x that i thought i had#but what i was told was just. bs? i dont have the symptoms of that you didnt even test for that and that doesnt cause fevers and the rest of#my symptoms#and its just. he wasnt hearing me i dont think#its not that part thats bothering me i can live with it its not that bad (part of how it got this bad tbh) but he couldnt explain what was#fucking me up#he just kinda gave a non answer of oh you probably just have some viral infection like DUDE i feel like i got fucking ran over can you at#least try and tell me why??#anyway#being sick fucks with my emotional regulation so im doing just stellar :)#especially since i received some. weird news yesterday#its not technically something i should care about but i have this bad habit of worrying abt anyone ive ever cared about and man is that news#scary#and it also just. put all that shit back on my mind which also puts that fucking sentence back on my mind which just fucking spirals and#makes me feel worse#so. yknow. fun.#i hope theyre okay..... i know they dont give a shit about me but i hope theyre okay#i always hope theyre okay#i dont think they are though#just in general#but there's nothing i can do#i shouldnt even want to do anything given everything that happened but. i still care
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I've never really actually cared about smearing my ex. I only ever wanted to clear my name and draw vent art to an audience i *thought* was removed from them. I didn't think anyone they knew or knee them were still watching me online so i felt like it was okay to finally draw vent art. Art that would only emotionally move them to actually give af about what they did but i felt was vague enough that people wouldnt trace it back to them. And then someone did, and then they wrote a whole callout post about me, which i was anticipating for years, but before that, theyve been for years building this image of me, where they know their audience knows theyre talking about me, theyve been trying to paint me as the abuser for years so that when they did call me out, people could refer to their comic and see "evidence" im bad because i guess thats evidence somehow??? Whatever the case. I feel like ive only been trying to clear my name since they started this. I never wanted it to devolve into this me vs them thing but they seemed to start off that way by default with me. I felt like i had to lay out everything they did to defend my point that i know what im talking about, im not crazy, and maybe listen to me because i might be right when i talk about myself specifically. The fact its gotten to this point is so stupid to me. It would have been so much easier for them to just drop the narrative of painting me as this horrible shitty person but no apparently we had to drag it all the way out to this point. I hate feeling like i have to constantly defend myself because theres a whole narrative about me thats entirely different from who I am. I hate that i felt like i needed to compile all this evidence that im innocent especially since even if i had direct evidence of their abuse people would still somehow find a way to dismiss it. All of this has been a waste of time but i guess so long as they get to throw my name in the trash and shit on it nothing else matters.
#why cant you just fucking apologize you pos#you and your friend were fucked up. you normalized fucked up shit in eachother. it made you think it was fine to treat me a certain way.#or. you treated me that way to paralyze me with ptsd. whatever the case. YOU fucked up. YOU need to face yourself and the consequences#of your actions and what you've done to me- both in and now outside of that relationship.#just because you can convince your followers and even yourself that you were the victim here doesnt make it true suddenly#you need to be fucking honest with yourself and what you did.#vent#i wouldnt even have cared they got popular off of stealing my art style nearly as much if they didnt also decide to drag my name in shit#while doing so.#like you will seriously do ANYTHING you can to try to smother me. and i know its because i know shit about you that you dont want other ppl#to know about. and no its not whatever embarrassing thing you think im trying to humiliate you with. its the weird rape shit you drew.#and its like dude. someone else found that for me. they literally found the website you used to use and i forgot the name of it.#if its so easy to trace this gross shit back to you how long do you think its gonna take for more and more ppl to discover it?#EVEN if you smear my name in shit?#maybe instead of constantly trying to evade your karma you should just embrace it for once. then maybe you'll be able to sympathize w#the shit you dragged me through too. like you dont care howuch you traumatize me at all so long as you can get away unscathed.#you are literally the worst person ive ever met.#ik whatever i say doesnt matter because its Not In Their Best Interest to give a fuck but. i do sometimes hope they look back on this shit#and really take in what the fuck theyve done to me and actually feel fucking bad about it for once. like how can you do this to someone and#feel nothing. it feels so cold and heartless and its why i think theyre just constantly looking away and instead of looking at themselves#directly.#theres nothing i could ever say that could make them do that.
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the rdr fandom couldnt handle the things me and my friend say about these characters. or about the fandom but thats not the point
#dook dook#im turning off reblogs because i dont like rdr fans.#none of you know these characters like me#and also nobody give a shit about john (my babygirl) or rdr1 (my world)#unless theyre being fucking weird about him#and the mischaracterization of these characters makes me so. rips out my hair#and yes this is from someone who drew arthur in a miniskirt and bra and garter#but at least i can tell you that its because i want to slob on his knob#not because i think hed actually like that.
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an open fly walking
i didnt like this one but i thought id finally air it out since its been sat in my folders for months now
TG: hey karkat
CG: YEAH?
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TG: you ever noticed you like
TG: walk weird
CG: WOW, OKAY.
CG: HAVE *YOU* EVER NOTICED THAT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT?
TG: pff
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TG: no listen because i got my ears scoping that shit im like a scouter for dude activity
TG: ok maybe me mentioning it to you is gonna fuck up your ecosystem or something but
TG: you have the heaviest feet of the century man
CG: I DO???
TG: just thrust them straight down into the ground like youre trying to homebrew a san andreas fault
TG: viciously tamping on tectonic plates hoping for top score on the richter scale
TG: waging war against solid particles and the basic flow of gravity
TG: i could ID those footfalls out of a million i mean it
CG: SERIOUSLY?
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TG: i mean theres nothing wrong with it but
TG: yeah
CG: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
TG: im not fucking with you striders honor
TG: when have i ever lied to anybody about anything
CG: NOT UNPACKING THAT QUESTION WITH YOU TODAY.
CG: BUT SHIT, HOLD ON. LET ME SEE.
TG: yeah take the umbrella go over there and just walk to me
CG: ON IT.
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TG: see you just kinda slam em straight down dude
CG: THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY RIOTOUS FUCKING JOKE OF A LIFE.
TG: dont your feet ache
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CG: MOOT POINT. THIS MIGHT SOUND INSANE BUT I'VE ACTUALLY HAD MY STRUT PODS FOR A WHILE. ANY KIND OF PAIN THIS WOULD'VE BEEN CAUSING WOULD BE TOTALLY FILTERED OUT OF MY SPONGE BY NOW AS BACKGROUND NOISE.
TG: damn i didnt think that through
TG: my shades
CG: ALRIGHT, GET BACK UNDER THE SHITTING UMBRELLA AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.
TG: look ive fucked myself over here too i dont have shit to clean these with
TG: ugh
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TG: guess its karma
CG: HOLY FUCK. HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE?
TG: i dunno but im gonna assume having a dad thats a literal crab monster is probably a contributing factor
TG: im guessing thats not a great role model for this kinda thing
TG: just conjecture i mean
CG: YOUR ENVY IS OVERWHELMINGLY OBVIOUS DAVE. AS A DISCLAIMER, HE WOULD'VE ABSOLUTELY KICKED YOUR ASS.
TG: yeah probably
CG: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.
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TG: but see bro had me stringent on feather feets
TG: i bet i could slip across a bike horn warehouse with nary a fucking toot
CG: HAHA. ASSUMING YOU DON'T MAKE A TOTAL ASS OF YOURSELF, AS PER USUAL.
CG: IF YOU WEREN'T CONSTANTLY RUNNING YOUR GASH ABOUT EVERYTHING AND BEING AN INIMITABLE CLOWN I SERIOUSLY THINK YOU COULD BE ON PAR WITH YOUR CUSTODIAN.
CG: THAT IS A MONUMENTAL "IF".
TG: well look at it this way
TG: im basically doing you all a favor by being a dumbass
TG: never gonna get caught off guard by the bozo patrol
CG: WOW. GOOD POINT.
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TG: also screw this can i use your shirt
TG: this stupid hoodie is just smudging my lenses up
TG: i cant see dick
CG: UH
CG: SURE, I GUESS.
TG: cool
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TG: so yeah i could be prowling around like a goddamn verbal assassin sniping convos left and right
TG: but no ive got the decency to go bunp in the night
CG: YEAH.
CG: IT'S DEFINITELY COMPOUNDED BY THE CONSTANT INANE RAMBLINGS.
CG: BUT
CG: IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY RELAXING, Y'KNOW? IT HAS ITS OWN RHYTHM.
TG: see yeah i sound it off and
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TG: wait really?
CG: YEAH
CG: I DON'T KNOW
CG: FUCK. HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS WITHOUT WANTING TO CRAM MY FROND DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE.
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CG: IT'S LIKE
CG: A SALVE FOR MY AGGRAVATION SPONGE.
CG: YOUR VOICE IS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF ASPIRIN.
TG: uh damn karkat hold your hoofbeasts i was talking about the rhythm thing
CG: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING US BOTH THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE REACHED THE BAD END OF THIS CONVERSATION.
TG: you think thatd be heroic or just
CG: IF I WAS STILL GHOSTING AROUND THE RUINS OF SGRUB'S ARCANE FRIGGIN GAME SYSTEMS, THE COMPLETE LACK OF SHIT AFOOT NOWADAYS WOULD BORE ME TO DEATH.
CG: LIKE. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME OUR THERMAL HULL LEVELLED UP, DAVE?
TG: hah
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TG: but uh
TG: i mean we had aspirin on earth
CG: NO, NUMBNUBS.
CG: I'M SAYING YOU ARE MY ASPIRIN.
TG: oh
CG: YEAH, TAKE THAT TO THE BANK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR 20-KARAT ASS.
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TG: heh
TG: well get this
TG: i will literally talk at you forever for free
TG: you got lifetime priority seating for the davealogues
TG: never gotta go to the drugstore again you can just get doped up on my dulcet tones for the rest of time
TG: take that and some of this
TG: im packin punches
CG: OW, FUCK! NO! MY MIGRAINES!
CG: SWEEPS OF VEINCLOTTING AND NERVEFRAYING DOWN THE FUCKING GAPER. BECAUSE OF YOU.
CG: YOU ASSHOLE, THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
CG: AND YOU'RE LAUGHING.
TG: chuckle up it only gets worse from here
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CG: BE HONEST WITH ME. DID FONDLING MY SHIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET EVEN DO ANYTHING?
TG: barely but yknow sometimes you just gotta deal the cards youre given
TG: ill just be astigmatic for a while its cool
CG: PFF… OKAY MAN.
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FUCKING HELL
#i gotta complain cause ik every1 in my life is tired of this#my fuckin ex is being annoying as fuck#that motherfucker deleted all photos of me(as he should) but left the comments ive made#just to have a narrative of me being a weird ex who still longs for him WHEN I LITERALLY TOOK THE BREAKUP AS A GOOD THING#cause IT WAS A GOOD THING.#but he lied and manipulated fuckinh everything and I JUST KNOW that he lied to his friends about me#we were supposed to be friends but im cutting fucking all contact. he can eat shit and die for all i care.#THEN he lies about not having my stuff. i know he does. for fucks sake just give them back so i can forget about you.#i never want to have you in my life again.#IM SO FUCKING ANGRY AND DISGUSTED#he just used me lmao#you couldve at least lied a little better. if youre gonna cheat and do me dirty OWN IT. dont be a fucking pussy.#IM SO DONE WITH THIS ASSHOLE SERIOUSLY#holy shit you could at least be a DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING AND COMMUNICATE#i was open with you. i told opened up to you. i understood you. i broke MY OWN BOUNDARIES FOR YOU. I WOULDVE DIED FOR YOU.#just for you to do this. with all love i hope you die. in the most painful way imaginable.#YOU KNEW THIS WAS THE WORST THING YOU COULD DO TO ME. YOU JUST PLAYED A STUPID EMOTIONAL GAME WITH ME.#FOR WHAT. FOR KICKS??? GLAD YOU GOT THEM.#apparently my fwb is gonna come w me to scare him lmaooo what the fuck#he has a strange thing towards owning me so i think he will be more than happy to piss off my ex lol
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Hi just a tip! Don't make fun of people for being their unapologetic selves even if it doesn't conform to your expectations of how people should behave <3
#i just saw the barbie movie and gor made fun of for how i was raving about it#i didnt notice if it werent for my friend to tell them off#and as much as i didnt want it to get to me it did and it deflated my mood immensely#why would you do that? why would you look at someone you only see briefly walking down the street#obviously being enthusiastic and passionate about something#and decide 'im gonna make fun of that person where they might even notice it'#even if it didnt get to me#why do you fucking feel the need to do that?#why do you feel the need to do that?#why do you need to make fun of someone?#fucking sure you can find something odd but what gives you reason to openly establish it??#i dont give a fucking shit if you think im weird i know and im trying to make peace with it#you can agree with my ways or not#i dont care#just keep your sad goddamn mimicry and taunts to yourself#out them anywhere but where that person is present#or maybe just grow a set of fucking balls and accept that not everyone is gonna conform to your standards#anyways go watch the barbie movie its fucking great#natasja's babbling#natasja's venting
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