#i dont imagine them to be qpps

[severedegg]

*comes in wet and patheticly*

Could you spare me 1 (one) small drawing of Gordon giving Tommy a lil kiss on the cheek pretty please

i had to..... you came in all wet and dripping and soaked.....

[qprsmackdown]

The Girls Are Fighting (Renchanting vs Majorwood)

I want bloodshed I want tears I want essays. Fight to the death.

RENCHANTING PROPAGANDA:

sad to inform renchanting fans, but one does not behead their boss / best-friend without there being some kind of queer undertones, the qpr alarms are simply BLARING

ren let martyn behead him as an attempt to protect them, & martyn was so emotionally damaged by beheading ren that said damage physically and SPIRITUALLY manifested as SCARS / fractures.... like thats CRAZY?!?!?!? imagine being so devoted to yr qpp that hurting them physically HURTS you and your SOUL + letting your qpp BEHEAD you to protect yourselves?!?!?!? WHAT!!!!!!!!!

sorry but the devotion martyn has for ren simply CANNOT be "yeah hes my boss lol just doin my job yk", you do not BEHEAD your boss simply because he asked, you do not risk your fucking LIFE bc your boss asked, you dont become more selfish and completely change yourself because of your BOSS, and you definitely DO NOT share the same HOUSE as your boss just because you work for him. theres SO much more i could say but. zomhmgawddddd. the qpr ever truly

MAJORWOOD PROPAGANDA:

i went so insane about them they spawned inside my brain, guys ever

They are the Mean Gills and they are canonically qpr!! They would also canonically die for each other

Canon QPR! Confirmed by cc!Martyn :D (he confirmed it on stream after the series ended)

They're canonically a QPR guys!!!! Both the CC's who play the characters have said that they see them as being in a QPR!!!!!! literally the first time ever i've seen any media ever portray a qpr of some sort

someone in Martyn's chat explained what a QPR was and he said "oh that sounds like me and Scott"

(come on now majorwood fans. you can do better than that. do i need to pull out my Own essays? -🦊)

[yb-cringe]

Ooooh.... Jaiden Roier qpp marriage... who do you think would be the one to propose? What about how the wedding would be like? For me, Roier would be the one to suggest the idea but it would be cool if Jaiden proposed. Or they do that one thing where they both plan to propose at the same time. I think the wedding would be outdoors since jaiden's a bird and I don't think Roier likes being couped up for so long inside. I can't decide whether the rings will be little silly ones you could get at an arcade or actual metal rings. Jaiden wears the same suit she wore to the trial (she doesn't have that many fancy clothes) and Roier goes all out with his wedding dress. The theme's red and purple. Everyone is invited except cucorucho :)

sniffs cries yeahyeha

heres the thing i dont think they care abt it much its just more of a. might as well? like its brought up over breakfast and sure yeah why not. everyones calling us it anyway mgiht as well do this on our terms if nothing else

its ALSo so they can get BALLER rings dude they get super cool fuckin rings out of cucurucho bc he HAS to be nice to them its their wedding day >:( so they get the most gaudy rings imaginable and keep doing like montage dressing room scenes of outfits with rings.

maxo officiates, of course. flower boy/ring bearer bobby. they high five and then roier turns and dip kisses tf out of cellbit while jaiden pulls out like a bunch of fuckin dancing cucarachas because whats a party without them—

itd be a blast

[2bhankfan]

what if: 2bhank qpp

Agree 😏 i dont really know a lot of like. Terms for more complex romantic relationships but i think i do get what u mean ... i love them being in love and being weird ljttle freaks but i cant possibly imagine them being married UNLESS you make them have 14 divorces following it and thats because they dont understand their feeings for eachother ESPEESCIALLY HANK especially hank.

2bdamned knows love and such and whatever but is like half in denial half "its literally because im aromantic" but i literally think he genuinely enjoys spending time with hank even with all his Annoying Bullshit because he's an interesting individual .. he's the last guy you'd expect to be so human* and i think it'd even be a little addictive to him finding more sides of Hank that are like that?

hank on the other hand is like. He doesnt even KNOW. he doesnt even KNOW why he's let himself be like this around doc and that frustration is only amplified by their constant meetings lol Just like the worst romantic frustration you've ever seen. Mentally unwellness. Shifting between "I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW" and "😦" and all thats just buried under the fact he cant process why someone like him has been not only the first but the only guy to treat him with any respect, which he just absolutely cannot accept. Cue 40 divorces

(*well theyre all grunts but u know..)

[sovereignzofdarkness]

For the ask game.... Licorice cookie? :>

LICORICE TIME BABY because yes im still on these asks im very slow but very opinionated.

Sexuality Headcanon: eric bisexual headcanon no. 239895 Gender Headcanon: he's absolutely a binary trans guy to me. perfectly imagining him doing the t guy slouch having that facial hair you get when youre little over a year on testosterone and dont really know how to shave yet and dont really care. outstanding t guy swag

A ship I have with said character: gonna be honest despite the fact he's one of those characters who's shipped with pretty much every character under the sun, i don't...?? really have any licorice ships im super passionate about. there's redlico but i personally prefer it as more of a qpp thing- and then theres licofait which i guess i like but i think its at its best when you characterize parfait and licorice as equally pathetic which the fandom doesnt do at all in preference of a malewife/girlboss dynamic that feels ooc with them. idk im just going to do a safe bet and say licovamp because my partner likes it

A BROTP I have with said character: as mentioned prior... i really like redlico as more of a qpp type thing so i'm going to talk about it here Grins and Smiles. the dynamic of red velvet as someone whos really detached from the real modern world as someone who's spent all of his life under dark enchantress and in the cake tower and licorice who i feel like Definitely is up to date on modern things so basically what im saying is red velvet falls for updog incident 3 dead 15 injured

A NOTP I have with said character: i've implied my distaste for it before but ill say it again. darklico kind of sucks. i understand that licorice hasnt treated dark choco as badly as like... pomegranate but that doesn't make him exempt from still having contributed to treating him like ass and wether licorice intended to or not, in turn still enabled people to do the same. i think people often forget that unlike someone like dark choco or even pomegranate, licorice is stated to have very much *willingly* joined dark enchantress and revels in being a villain so i genuinely don't see the chemistry or how they can properly work in a romantic setting. the pairing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth as much as i do enjoy both characters.

A random headcanon: under those robes of his are a pair of one of those goth winklepicker shoes

General Opinion over said character: i like him a lot he's one of those goofy cartoon villain henchmen that are sooo into their job and i feel like people don't acknowledge that enough in favor of making him ultra angsty. sure he has an implied tragic backstory but he's goofy and that's what makes him a fun character!!!!! he is goofy and pathetic and a bit of a shithead and i like him a lot

[bringcal]

never thought about dave and jake as a pairing! :o why?

ok sorry for putting you off for like. so long. but oh my god do you wanna do this... do you rlly wanna do this... bc i been insane abt them.

Not in the relationship way... theyre not boyfriends. They're Qpps. tbh I think theyd both date and be "boyfriends" but they just both dont understand theyre both aromantic and their feelings are queerplatonic. Anyways. ( Can you tell im arospec.)

They're honestly quite similar in a lot of ways, not in even only obvious interests ( particular interest in dead things, comics though daves interest in comics seems more into webcomics ) but also in things like talking pattern and habits, fashion style ( those bitches will both show up to a party in suits and bowties. ), and also. their fucking whole masculinity issues .

Also, you cant tell me they wouldnt watch Weekend at bernies together. Be real with me right now.

Also, I think them being together would either help or make their masculinity issues worse. it has possibility to go both ways. Honestly can you imagine hypermasc davejake. thatd be kinda hilarious sorry everyone. but them painting nails together is the ideal i promise.

Just felt the need to add in that gpa harley collects knights and some of jakes movies have to do w knights and ... yknow where im going w this. anyways. yeah

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

ok ngl I'm getting more and more obsessed with the fruity four + jonathan polycule

like there's the initial steve-nancy-jonathan trio and then robin also with just nance and eddie with just steve and their adopted child dustin

and the entire polycule is collectively the parents of all the babies but obviously Steve is the mum and the others just decide to take on parental roles whenever they feel like it but robin is more like an aunt bc she doesn't give a shit even tho she and steve share a girlfriend and yeah. and obv nancy and jonathan are both like older siblings as well to their little sibs but like.

and it's just messy and sweet and ugh. like just. they r so happy and wholesome as a whole mess but they work together even tho they fight.

oh fuck and argyle is also jonathan's qpp so all the original three have their own respective partners and tbh they're kinda more of an on-off casual trio with their others being their main partners like kinda fwb type vibes but also love but more friendship from being a throuple that then evolved into the more extended polycule

so steve bi nancy bi aspec jonathan demiro pan argyle aroace robin lesbian eddie greyro gay

ur mind :0

literally rob is the wine aunt

GASP OMG DO YK WHAT HER SHOES SAY?? IF U DONT KNOW THEY SAY ”i may not go down in history but i will go down on your sister” AND NOW I NEED MIKE LIKE FINDING HER SHOES AND BEINT LIKE o.O AND ROB JUST BEING SO SMUG

but omg yesss so true i love this all i can imagine jonathan and steve like making out as eddie and argyle smoke on a couch behind them or smthn

or robin and eddie painting each others nails and steve and nancy r just there doing smthn

oh oh oh !!! or nancy and jonathan go on a date and robin and argyle become besties they seem like they would get along great

like just give me them all just existing in each others bubbles like steve and eddie fooling around at eddies trailer and argyle just lets himself in gets some weed and leaves like pls that domestic vibe i need it with them

also i love ur sexuality headcanons

[viv-weylin]

Im still hurt by this so im venting.

Imagine saying you'll care about someone and be there until the end for someone. Be a qpp towards someone and swear up and down that you understand them. And then fucking vent publicly about how you lost a "friend" because of a headcanon and not how you treated them like shit the entire time. How you left at the next sign of a romantic partner. How you left once i came out as aplatonic and said that hey, i dont love you but i care about you. How you became cold and distant once i got better and stopped heavily depending on you for all my happiness.

You never fucking cared about me did you. You cared about the money i scraped by to get you shit when you knew i was poor. You cared about someone there to always give you relationship advice. You cared about using me to make yourself feel better because id support you through anything. I sent you my problems ONCE and you said "im sorry", fuck you fuck you fuck uou you hurt me so much and i never told you how much it hurt. I hope youre hurt too if not more. I fucking hate you. Ive never been able to be the same to friends because of you.

I have never been able to connect to people the same. God.

[mewsissilly]

mews lesbian questioning, entry #1 :'D

umm i currently have a bf who im aware im not attracted to (im going to break up with him over winter break) but like. i consistently keep convincing myself i am because its like "im supposed to like boys!! and im supposd to like him romantically bc hes my bf" and i know thats considered comphet i think?? and also before i started questioning being a lesbian i identified as bisexual and i was always joking like "if i had to pick one it would be girls (except my bf)" and told myself "im still bisexual but after i break up with my current bf im only gonna date girls after bc i just like them more!" and its like uhhhmhmh. what does this mean!! because i dont think it means im bisexual.. it sounds just like those girls who are like "im bi but id never date a girl" (but in a maybe-lesbian way for me)

ive always just been so much more comfortable imagining myself in relationships with women too,, and last night i talked to my qpp (who's a lesbian) and he asked me a bunch of questions and told me a bunch of stuff and it seems very probably i might be a lesbian but im still having some doubts.. ughghgh its just so much!!!

[dyketubbo]

goddammit now im mad over the emduo qpr discourse again. everyone owes me so much fucking money for that shit. i know i wasnt the best at wording but genuinely just fucking amazing how me going "hey i want qprs to be seen as their own form of relationship that isnt just headcanons and is its own form of shipping also i think people are weird about how they depict qprs by only ever depicting a romantic relationship but saying /p or by saying shit like 'qpps are platonic soulmates' and not going into how they can often be intimate relationships that isnt always as simple as best friends who get married also its kind of fucking weird that in its own way it contributes to pushing aside a woman whose an important figure to focus on two men and with how ppl treat that woman even outside of this its concerning me" got turned into uh.

the idea that i (an aro person) am arophobic and also against polyam people (even though i wasnt talking about polyam hcs) and also was calling people racist and fatphobic and misogynistic (people are already weird about kristins weight and i felt uncomfortable that her relationship with phil ic was being pushed away when its. canon. i know people dont think she is but she is canon shes the supposed reason a forest grew by the commune and she possessed phil once shes canon to the smp imagine if ppl said drista wasnt canon or something. and some of my discomfort came from the fact that shes a fat woc) and also was "playing the victim" and pulling "the minor card" (i was being harassed and expressed multiple times that the discourse was setting off my paranoia and making me spiral every time i got better and it was upsetting that it was mainly people in their 20s doing this to me, a 16yr old at the time)

and also i guess the idea that I thought qprs were nothing other than best friends?? (that was the entire thing i was arguing against . i wanted qprs to be treated as separate from strictly platonic and strictly romantic relationships. because they are by definition . i wanted them to be treated seriously and for people to stop calling them headcanons because it felt like it was delegitimizing that qprs are a unique kind of relationship and one thats often intimate and heavily committed)

like. auugh. sure if i could go back i would fix some of my wording but i was (and still am) a Teenager . who was uncomfortable and got pushed into spiralling to a point where i couldnt properly escape it (i was condescendedly told to go touch grass but i . Was going outside. consistently. it helped for a short while only for the drama to be shoved in my face all over again which kept setting me off and i couldnt manage to switch out + it was summer during a pandemic like. what else could i do but be online) and like. now i still have lingering trauma and for a good while it ruined techno and phil related content for me. i was terrified of that side of the fandom, only recently have i really been able to shake that off. its scary to know theres still people who think im arophobic or believe all the shit people said about me. when one of my friends tried to defend me one of the main people talking shit found their post and went on to publically talk shit about me to them and it made me. so fucking paranoid that they were tracking my name or some shit

and idk. knowing that for so many people it was just a blip of discourse to meme about and pass on is. a weird experience. that month was horrible for me. it led to me getting nauseous about even romantic shipping in the community (even now i can only really deal with strictly canon dsmp romance) and with how many issues i already had with romance repulsion and figuring out more and more about how alienated i felt from fandom spaces because of my aromanticism it was. i dont know. i still taste bile in my throat every time i think about it.

[lostnfinding]

do you ever just listen to a song and start crying

[transformers-unknown]

[chisatowo]

Anyways thinking abt my cringe fail bandori fankids again

[goreshitrushi2]

hope its cool to send this cuz i dont have anyone i can talk to about kizashige, but my headcanon is that theyd be qpps partially because theyd have a hard time categorizing their feelings for each other as specifically romantic or specifically platonic. but also partially because i feel like at least morishige (but probably both) would feel like calling each other "boyfriends" would be such an understatement. like they feel so deeply connected and familiar that it goes beyond simple/

anon I love love this ask so much and I'm using it as an excuse to talk about kizashige as an actual relationship because I LOVE the concept of them actually dating. but I get too embarrassed to talk about it. but you're soo so right about how they wouldn't be able to just categorize their relationship as simply romantic or platonic, and how they'd label themselves as something beyond that.

especially when kizami most likely doesn't have the ability to have romantic feelings for someone else. he's said to never have been interested in anyone before-- and while some part of that is to play off the whole "he lacks empathy and compassion, ISN'T THAT SCARY!?!" shtick, it's also still a very real thing that people on the antisocial spectrum experience, so I don't want to take that away from his character. I imagine that his supposed inability to love is also something he enables in himself because he sees himself as defective.

so with this in mind, he'd have a REALLY difficult time compartmentalizing his connection with morishige as anything other than just that, a connection. but it'd still be very genuine since they would understand each other for MANY reasons, from how they were both neglected by their families, to their similar values of wanting to be acknowledged for their accomplishments, and how they both resent needing to play the part of someone they're not to be acknowledged in the first place.

and I LOVE what you said about morishige knowing that most couples feel that their relationships are "different and special", but he would still very much feel that about him and kizami but act like IT'S TRUE and REAL and not LIKE THOSE OTHER NORMIES. IT’S A REALLY MORISHIGE THING TO DO.

I think morishige would be aware of why he respects and admires kizami, and that’d be something he’s not afraid to admit to kizami’s face as well (seeing the way he’s so open about verbal affection with mayu canonically). morishige is a huge romantic, even when he’s reserved and stoic, so he would be capable of processing his feelings for kizami as genuinely romantic. he wouldn’t be able to help it when he appreciates their connection so much. SO I AGREE I think he would also be less focused on things like attraction, etc and more on how him and kizami are so similar and yet so different in a way that could complement each other.

like, I imagine kizami actually having an issue at first trying to process his feelings for morishige because he'd believe he wouldn't be able to provide morishige with those needs. but morishige having a better understanding of his feelings becomes the one to initiate more and push kizami into allowing himself to be affectionate. I still don’t think kizami would feel the yearning or longing, but he’d be willing to keep up almost a routine of being affectionate and providing each other with a sense of stability. and I think it’d be easy for him too with how morishige is also a very reserved person so kizami wouldn’t recoil so much from actively trying because morishige could treat it really casually. it’s not some grand gesture of love, but something very down to earth, AND AS A CONCEPT IT’S REALLY APPEALING TO ME......!!!!! I LOVE THIS ASK I REALLY DO

[honeydvew]

what's the biggest life decision (you feel comfortable saying) that you've ever made? do you ever think about what would've happened if you hadn't made a certain choice/how it would've affected your life?

canofworms0 downloading tumblr. i know that sounds stupid but honestly its real. im not allowed to have anything else in regards to social media. not instagram, not twitter, not snapchat, not tik tok, nothing. my mother knows i have tumblr so i dont know why she doesnt make me delete it (but it might have to do with the fact she thinks its like deviant art or smth) but im so glad she doesnt. as social-media-addicted-teenager as this sounds without tumblr my life would fucking suk right now. i wouldnt have the things i do and i wouldnt be as happy. and i can give you examples.

lets go in order of events shall we :)

1. i downloaded tumblr some time last year (around may i think) and i immediately found a blog i liked! they were a 13yo like me they shared some of my interests and they seemed really cool! so i followed them. i dont know this blogs current @ but im so lucky i ever found them. a month or so later they posted about a server! it was a community server that they and some friends were in. i joined. thats where i met @starry-baby-katie and @gayishgothamite. and i love those dorks (affectionate)! we might not talk very offten but i think of them as people who are SO important to me. i love them with my whole soul and i dont know if my life would be as bright without them.

2. around 11/5 of last year i was scrolling through tumblr like usual. i saw an add for a server. at that point i was in maybe three servers on discord and didnt have many friends so i thought you know why not! its a mental health server and i wasnt in the best place maybe could benefit from it a bit. i joined and there were maybe 14 members including the mods. we didnt really think the server would go much of anywhere for a while and i honestly didnt interact much for a while but you know what. now that server is such a huge part of my life i dont think i would be here without it. i mean i love every last person there so much. literally all of them. @the-final-braincell bun bun is honestly one of the best people ive ever met. they’re funny and joyful and just the best to be around. talking to them always cheers me up and she always manages to make me laugh. were on the mod team together and she is such an important part of the team that we wouldnt run as smoothly as we do without her. i love them so so much and if i hadnt gotten tumblr? would never have met them. then theres @sir-tigerr. tiger. just. tiger. hes so amazing and i honestly would die for him. i love him so much and just talking to him can make my day. i wouldnt be as happy and the sever wouldnt be as fun without him. and @reallyradrat server owner :) sammy im so grateful for sammys existence just.. overall. they made the sever. they wrote the add post. and they’re such a good friend. i cant imagine not having them in my life they’ve made such a difference. so just... thank you <3 and @tiredconfusedandgay!! cub!! i love them!! theyre such a joy to be around and them being in the server is such a lucky thing! it wouldnt be as fun and bright of a place without them and they bring so much every time and i love seeing them in chat everyday. and with leo comes @canofworms0 baby child. anni is so amazing. just overall. so happy and funny and just an amazing person to be around and im so happy to have them in the server. @lentil-darling !!! kittycat!!! i love them!! they're so amazing and have helped me through things on more than one occasion and I'm so grateful for that and for them. they're such a good friend and i always have such a good time whenever we vc! its honestly something i look forward to! and speaking of VCs @gayest-unicorn is amazing. VCing with them is so fun and i hope we can do it more often. and on top of that just messaging them is great! and they're puns (ouns ;)/ij)? FANTASTIC! i hate puns by most means but whenever they crack a joke it makes my day 4000 times better. he's just amazing and i think he deserves the world. cant say enough praise to him :) so i low key have to speedrun this bc im running out of time to type this but all of these people also deserve the world and i wouldnt know them if it wasnt for tumblr @smoll-lightning-bug  @totally-tater-tot @savemycrustysoul @a-broken-laptop @nantuckets-weaver @undead-mutt  @hufflepuff-pide-honey-badger @human331279 and just so so many more whos @s i didnt get or couldnt find. i am so grateful to have in my life because of this server and that post. that post literally changed my life forever and i cant imagine my life without it and without these people

3. a few months went by and i made some mutuals and friends and whatnot. my at the time friend irl then made an account. i was really excited! why wouldnt i be! friend made account! awesome! but another thing about that? i had a crush on them.. and they could now see my account. but fuck it it was a great trade off. we spent a lot of time sending each other asks and messaging while in quarantine and it was just great. then i saw an ask game and i rebloged it. i realized this ask game said “♻ are we a qpp or what?” as one of the asks. now im a coward and i could NEVER have done this outside tumblr in anyway but i took the chance. i sent them the post and said “you should rb this! you have followers that would interact im sure” and so.. they did. i sent the ask and they said yes :) five months later and we’re still dating. whos this amazing person? that my friend would be @mossofthecosmos the most amazing person ive ever met. theyre the light of my life and if it werent for tumblr i would still be a blushy, semi-verbal, embarrassed, mess around them. and we wouldnt be dating. i cant even imagine what that would be like. i love them so much and they make every day wroth living for me and if it werent for tumblr, i wouldnt have that. 

4. and ive made friends. so many of them. and i love them all so much! i dont talk to a few anymore but for the while we did they made my days and made me so happy. without tumblr i wouldnt have met @mimekyo or @books-andbiscuits who are both people that have made my life a brighter place! 

okay so i cried writing this and i cried HARD

bottom line nonie? this question is so loaded it took me three hours to write an answer and a stupid amount of words that no one will read all the way through

i cant put it into words but this website is one of the best things that ever happened to me and i cant imagine life without it 

[lolothesilly]

*no clips out of your ceiling* 003 for Marx

*puts a pillow under the ceiling so u land on it unharmed* :3

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

How I feel about this character: i think he's neat!!! a funky little dude!!! im not super attached to him personally but i love his aesthetic and his chaotic energies!!!

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: i like to think hes QPPs with magolor uwu i hc marx as aro but he and mags are life partners hehe!! i also like to imagine hes besties with taranza and chilly (who are also dating mags) :3 scrunkly boy polycule

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: magolor, taranza, and chilly!!! i just think the dynamic between them has a lot of potential for funny moments >w< also i think he can be friends with kirby as a treat 💖

My unpopular opinion about this character: uhhh i dont think i have one? i dont have a lot of marx opinions in general tbh haha

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: hmm i think itd be neat if he hadnt like straight-up died after milky way wishes, and/or it was canonically shown how he came back (bc even aside from marx soul, he shows up again in star allies, so presumably he either Wasnt Really Dead or else he just got better??)

My crossover ship: i dont have one, so free space!! the cutscene where marx was/looked dead scared the SHIT outta me as a kid xD