#i dont mind if you ship them but i dont

[denisaiko]

LADIES, GENTS, ENBIES, I PRESENT TO YOU - THE SLEEPING BEAUTIES.

[cherrirui-official]

I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

[elidritchhorror]

the character dynamic of all time

[ninjasmudge]

snake jaguar is cool he should be allowed to give rocky dangerbuff a makeover

[mispelled]

Those guys !!

[steakout-05]

apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.

this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!

[shackledaces]

alrighty I’m gonna write this strictly for myself (and whoever needs to hear it): I love stuilly fics, but you guys gotta remember that these homosexual idiots are 17-18 years old. they aren’t mastermind adults that fooled the whole world with their murders. sure, billy and stu might be sick in the head, but they do it together. it’s not one-sided psycho bill; stu even said it himself (“We prefer the term “psychotic.””). there is no hierarchy with them; they are equals.

stu made the plans; billy followed him. billy had the motive; stu followed him with it.

THEY. ARE. BOTH. CRAZY.

they probably bickered with each other off-screen; probably snickered and joked about their kills and teased each other about any mistake the other made while they were chasing their victims. THEY BICKER, ALRIGHT? (“I didn’t kill anybody.” / “Nobody said you did.” / “Thanks, buddy.”)

they are idiots in love, and they are teenagers. they are sarcastic and playful with each other. they laugh and have fun together; they love to kill, and sure, they could hold their own, but it’s just so much better when they’re with each other.

(also, as a side note, billy is not an emotionless/cold-hearted bastard. he’s a complete sarcastic fucking brat that talks back and runs on the thrill of murder. take that piece of information as you will.)

[flowerkenny]

OKAY, I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS LONG RANT, BUT I JUST FELT LIKE WRITING ABOUT THIS!

So, for a while, I’ve been in the sbg fandom. And there’s something I’ve noticed. People absolutely love to mischaracterize Logan and Tyler. ESPECIALLY when shipping them. And it’s like??? What??? They treat Logan like an UwU baby cinnamon roll who needs to be protected by the strong alpha guy Tyler (I know I’m kinda exaggerating, but that’s just the vibes I tend to get when looking at tygan content.) And I honestly really don’t understand why that is. Sure, other ships tend to be mischaracterized too, but it feels as though it’s a lot more prevalent with Logan x Tyler. And the fact that outside of the ship, both of them are mischaracterized in terms of personality does NOT do them, or the ship, any justice.

I personally ain’t that much of a fan of the ship, but I feel as though the fandom could’ve done something interesting with the two characters and instead they chose to make them… boring? I guess?

Another problem I have with the ship, and honestly the less annoying one to me, is that tygan feels like leftovers, if that makes sense. Like, people saw aidlyn and benlor (?) and said “wait, Tyler and Logan aren’t with anyone. Might as well ship them together”. I could be wrong with this one, maybe people don’t necessarily ship them because of that, but that’s how I interpret it.

TL;DR : Tyler x Logan could’ve been so much more than the fandom made them out to be, and the mischaracterization of them is why I just can’t see them together anymore.

[windydrawallday]

FORGED BY FIRE D02: Battle Couple

Wanted to participate in @heartsandsparksshipweek 's for this year but I got quite busy these last days of the month :') But I'll try to grab at least two prompts I like the most from the [List].

AND YES, THE DUET OF HOTHEADS 🔥 I have had a desire to do artwork of them since the past year so, even if simple, I'm pouring my whole heart into these fun tiny pics ✨

[bonzoobel]

duo to contend with the Horrors ever!

[onetwothree]

what if they wore traditional french clothes in kalos? now they can go buy soap at the market together

[mihai-florescu]

I <3 shipping but i also <3 headcanoning characters as aroace, i dont know why people cant just...do both? I mean, qprs exist, but also not all headcanons have to exist in the same universe. Sometimes it's just fun exploring different perspectives. Idk

[bestomato]

it’s so cute to me how when i evolved my partner and hero, the sprites became big enough to look like they’re touching each other’s noses (snouts??? idk the word..) right after they wake up LOL

[dex1o]

Do you ever think about how Colin told Deli about his past because he didn’t care what happened to himself after what they’d done? Or how even though they were fighting, and Deli had been yelling, trying to intimidate his skald into staying, there still hasn’t been any mention of Deli telling anyone Colin’s secret? That even though they fell away from each other and there was obvious animosity in their final moments together, Deli still didn’t reveal that information, knowing how it would hurt Colin if he did? Yeah.

[puhpandas]

I change how I feel about Gregory and Tony's relationship ten thousand times a day

[tiny-space-robot]

okay toddlers, listen up- here´s a little lesson for ya

putting "-cest" in a ship doesn´t always mean it´s "inc*st"

it can also mean "selfcest", which is when you ship a character with a different version of that character! the most iconic example being oncest (onceler/greedler)

it. is. not. inc*st.

at most, it´s masturbation and if you´re really gonna sit there and try to tell me that that´s problematic, then that only confirms my assumption that you are a pearl clutching karen

oh, and while I´m at it: just because the most popular headcanon for two characters puts them into a familial relationship, DOES. NOT. MEAN. THAT. SHIPPING. THEM. IS. SUDDENLY. INC*ST.