#i finally did my taxes
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fucking owe 400 dollars to the federal government this year. goddamn bullshit.
at least I'll get a nice state return? or at least half of it I GUESS.
#text#mine#kieran talks#kieran.adulting#fucking#i finally did my taxes#i owe like 368 dollars on my federal return#but my state return is 849#so#thats nice#now my mom is asking me how much they took out in federal taxes#what the FUCK does that mean#like 1600 or something i dont KNOW#i just entered the numbers on the sheet and i owe money#wheres that fucking small monkey meme
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🍎🍎🍎Bad, bad apples🍎🍎🍎
#ask me stuff#send me asks#ever after high#eah#ever after high fanart#darling charming#eah fanart#dappling#darlapple#apple white#evil apple white#RAAAAAAH I FINALLY FINNISHED IT NOW I CAN SLEEP 💀💀💀💀#evil apple white lives rent free no tax in my head 24/7#a shrimp cooked this rice 👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳#i hope y all enjoy this just like i did while drawing it#blasted in my headphones alibi the whole time i drew this ‼️‼️‼️‼️#I JUST KÏLLED A MAN SHE S MY ALIBIIIIIIIII 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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"Loop. The tax benefits if we get bonded. Think about it, Loop pleASE-"
Ref:
#isat siffrin#isat loop#isat#sifloop#sloop#in stars and time#isat art#my art#did anyone else manage to pester loop into accepting the flower#as soon as they realised they could show loop their items?#because i did#i kept trying every act and the EXCITEMENT AND PURE JOY I FELT WHEN LOOP FINALLY TOOK IT TO SHUT ME UP-#so yeah this comic is canon to my playthrough#LOOP LET SIFFRIN FLIRT WITH YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LOOP THE TAX BENEFITS-#then I kept giving loop the flower and they'd just take it without even asking for a divorce! improvement!#i am feral for these two i am feeding them dog treats as we speak
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Just an unimpressed looking Qiara portrait to channel my current mood. This month do be getting me feeling like that.
It’s hard to render an imaginary creature realistically, but I tried!
#pallanophs#Qiara#personal character#sketchbook#creature design#graphite#she really does have resting bitch face but it’s valid#and so do I in a way#at least she looks nothing like me lol#not sure if I will ever be able to render her mane in a less hairlike fashion#oh well?#yeah I finally did my taxes and it’s disproportionately dumb as usual#all good though back to being anxious about every other thing#also it is fucking boiling out and I hate it#bring back the snow and the cold
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tentatively thinking maybe I'm "back on tumblr" finally but also I'll disappear again soon for the foreseeable future so lmao good times good times
#had an amazing but super taxing month at work! then spent a few weeks moving! it's been busy but good! i have not felt like being online!#going to colombia next week :)#and then I'm travelling for work too! and then right after I come back my canada besties are visiting!#so see you in october????? i hope not but who the fuck knows#i did not mean to drop off the face of the earth btw it just happened#AND i'm finally doing my post-playoffs refollowing & URL unblocking
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The government spontaneously deciding to seize 40% of all my earnings because i put them in a dollar account and they r so very poor and need my dollores to fight big scary inflation :( (they tax everything by 700%) (they just stole half of all my savings from the last three years)
#im gonna cry#wtf#rn im scrambling trying to figure out how i can check out the money without thay tax applying#pray for me#i dont think its gone thru yet?? but if it has#it will be my final fucking straw#like. i think ill actually throw up and have to jump off a building#suicide tw#i fucking hate this fucking disgusting 3rd world country piece of shit#i dont even have a lot !!!!#i need to get out of here im actually getting gray hairs#what did i fo to deserve being born in this piece of shit country
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Ohhhhhh my goddddddddd so I’ve basically been to the doctor three times since turning 18 and aging out of the pediatrician because of my horrible doctor fears and issues. So it’s a MOMENTOUS occasion and the culmination of years of glacial self-work that I felt ready FINALLY READY to sit down and make a doctors appointment for a routine visit!! Like that is give or take a decade in the making…….and all the ethereal alchemical elements were correct so I could finally do it this morning. But the clinic is closed and you can only do it weekdays ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ ok guess I am going to the doctor in 10 years probably. See you 2034
#the year when the water riots destroy Los Angeles finally#i want to go bc I need an inhaler and a blood panel ;-;#that’ll be $200 total probably!!!!!! agghdgdgdh#ok lucky for me my tax statement from 2023 was lowwwww bc I did most of my work under the table…#me who is low income when services for low income exist: but that’s 4 ppl who really need it!!!!! meanwhile I only eat dried beans#but basically I’ll probably make a bit more this year so I might try to get all the 10 years of accumulated cavities taken care of now#while it only costs 6 months’ paycheck and not 6 years!#I’ve got a really insane visible hole in my canine it’s soooo bad#:-/#the thing is that my mental health is so good rn I’m like wtf was I doinggggggg and I get so mad at myself. how quickly we forget the#horrors…#and also my hope is that since it’s a low income clinic they’ll be really kind to me when they tell me I have 18 cavities :-(#also me who has slipped through the cracks of the healthcare system due to mental health and gets flagged by social services meant to catch#people slipping through the cracks: but you guys should focus on the ppl who REALLY need it!!!!! I’m literally fine *dies of completely#preventable ailment that would’ve been flagged by routine bloodwork*
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the kind of vibe i bring to the function:
#this text is only partially a joke#i did have a meltdown on levels not seen since my tax law final#but i know she still thinks i’m sexy ✨#*
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im at the I want to dye my hair stage of dealing with my problems
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Getting my pension in order be like:
#luckily i have a lot of tax advantages#but damn man#but finally did it#i hate stuff like this#it legit took me almost half a day to calculate every thing lmao#mistress blabbling#i gotta work until i'm 70 heheheheheheh.......................#hopefully i can drop out earlier that is if you live up to be 70#i know so many people who just die before their pension and never like enjoyed life?#that's why i am working 4 days and just do things now#but still you never know how you'll be#another important note for me was that if i die early that my money goes to my relatives and not some state bs
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being super super young (and also on the spectrum) makes "part of your world" hit super hard. i used to memorize the lyrics and sing it in the bathtub. i used to watch little mermaid so many times as a kid, eventually the vhs tape snapped! that was probably my first transformative experience with media where i really felt like a story and a character and a song connected to what i was feeling even as a little 4 y/o
#god what was i goin thru that that was the song that grabbed me.#i guess wanting to be popular and be like the other kids#but before even school it was like. my mom just keeping me indoors ALL the time away from other kids.#her paranoia and the fact that we did everything together.... still affects me even now#in both positive and negative ways. dont know what ill do when shes not around anymore.#trying my best to learn how to be independent now at 28. sometimes i stumble#but wow. i guess i am part of that world finally arent i. taxes and a job
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i need you guys to either talk me into or out of dropping almost 1k on airfare to go to ob plaza pop-up next month
#i did it for fucking ouat con tickets in vancouver#maybe i should finally file my taxes first and then make a decision#the hyperfixated hoarder in me needs the merch#svu#if i don’t go which one of you can i venmo dollars to to grab for me#i’ll cover cost shipping labor fare and a coffee or cocktail of your choice!
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Redraws of old sebemy art from 2019 bc I’m confident at art again
Sebastian is a character in Delusional Tax by @malice-and-macarons! Check it out!
#I can draw them like how I actually picture them 😭#Jeremy used to be so hard to draw#i finally did it!!!!! screw you Jeremy!!!!!!#I’d show the original but I physically can’t show old art#the second one isn’t a redraw I just realised I had the skill to draw a picture I had in my head for YEARS#it’s also spoilers#they weren’t even kissing in the original sketch I just made it gayer#dt was my serotonin machine in 2019 thank you mal#jeremy blaire#delusion tax#outlast#I need to watch trials
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Thought I had managed to figure out the whole timeline of where Villena had been during the war and now I'm going back through all the sources I have saved and I feel like nothing is matching up at all with what I have in my head
#gaslight gatekeep girlboss i guess. thanks brain#villena my poor wet cat of a guy. peak example of he should be at the club#i'm pretty sure he's my age or younger#and he is not built for this he's built for being a twitch streamer who goes to andorra to commit tax fraud and complain about catalan#i've become a little fond of him now that i've saved him from mr. forester's clutches though. his head is so empty but it's okay#anyways i'm frustrated bc i swear i found his regiment and all but now i can't find it >:'0#need to do what i did for that american civil war project freshman year where i found the regiment my fictional guy was in#by triangulating the only missouri german regiment that was at the battles we needed to include#and then found a literal description of an actual event and found where he would have been standing and what he would have seen#and wrote a whole fake journal entry about it despite never having been within 50 miles of missouri#in case you're wondering. yes i'm like this all the time. for free even#and i NEED to know where villena has been this is vital information#i'd also like to find stuff on attempts on roses if i can. i found the battle the final showdown in ship of the line is based on though :')#perce rambles#percy yells at cecil scott#(sir you ought to thank me for how much i am dredging up your silly little guys)
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falls on the ground
#mine#i think daylight saings did something to me i could NOT sleep last night...it was very annoying#either that or the fact that im close to finishing my current beegee3 playthrough and i know its going to emotionally destroy me#wat ever...#i feel sooo weird...next week is finals week and like ... idk in 2 of my classes i dont think i have any real work left#just like optional stuff and going ti the actual class but theyre both low credit and one is asynchronous#so its just one meeting#in my other ones i have some work but really not that much....#but at the same time i still have to GO to those classes u know and idk im just lost and confused#i dont know what to do with my time like on one hand i feel like i have tons of free time#but on the other i feel like i have none?#also i need to do my taxes soon and i would really rather die but whatever......................
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ha going through my spending for the month made me a little sick but gotta remind myself it's not like a Moral Failing to have had a $650 doctor appt lmao
#even with all the money my roommate had to pay me back for a think I'm still in the negative...#good thing i got that tax return coming#next month for sure I'm finally gonna be able to put money away#oh also we did that test on dothcat's mass. hopefully it won't need surgery for a while lol#how am i spending so much on groceries though im literally one doth 😩#doth oversharing hour
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