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bamboozled-distress · 6 months
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jeph loeb MIGHT be a writing genius
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wispforever · 8 months
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they already got the party platter actually. it came with enough alcohol for ten people
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prideprejudce · 6 months
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AU Reds Poster: Alicent joins Rhaenrya as her advisor and wife after escaping her father's influence.
She escapes Kings Landing with Helaena and her grandchildren just in time. Unfortunately, her father has already sunk his teeth into her two sons who are ready to fight for their right to the iron throne. How will Alicent choose between her family and her beloved Rhaenyra when the time comes?
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chessb0r3d · 9 months
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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kyo-hiki · 3 months
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some old stuff from my sketchbook :)
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joonipertree · 8 months
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Me: do you have a gf?
Mikey: No
Me: Do you want a gf?
Mikey: Yeah
Me: *holds out hand to shake*
Mikey: *interwines hands with mine* whats ur name?
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emerxshiu · 5 months
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i still struggle so much drawing the creature in a non gijinka way
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also i know the background is horrible but uhhhhh
i have been drawing basically like, the entire week lol to try to lift my mood up since last post, yknow so i at least know i can still draw, and i made a list with stuff to draw, i have a few of em done but i wanna upload them in the same post so it will take a while (its nothing much, just some silly un-shaded quick drawings) i also im doing this one drawing and im trying something different so uh, i very much have no idea of what the fuck im trying to do in that one (it has a bit to do with chaos elfilis as in im tryna remake their gijinka and going crazy on not being satisfied with the designs i came up with and cool ideas i dont have the skill to do)
went in a bit of rant there, huh? well, i just wanted to post something already (i was planning to upload this tmrrw)
uh Jambuhbye! :D
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ilynpilled · 2 years
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Thoughts on nedbert 🥲
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+ this will never not be funny:
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good-to-drive · 5 months
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I totally agree with the general consensus that Ringo provided a lot of emotional support and coolheadedness to the other beatles to the point where they'd have probably killed each other without him but I do also wonder sometimes how much of that is being supernaturally patient and easygoing and how much of it is Ringo just having a tumultuous and isolated childhood where he was never taught to recognize and assert his own emotional needs so he became a blank slate on which others could process their emotions
(And tbh I also wonder how an inability to access or assert his feelings may have contributed to his tendency to process pain by numbing himself and the pretty shitty way he treated women)
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zoxiee · 2 years
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Drunken noodles nomnom nom..
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demonir · 1 month
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4 am sleep deprived thoughts do forgive me if I make no sense but is no one else scared for Aziraphale’s future? He left earth he left his bookshop he left his earthly possessions and pleasures and he left the one other being in this universe that truly cares and understands him because he simply loves him so much and believes in being good so hard that he thinks he can change the way heaven’s system has worked since before time itself just so he can make life all the better for everyone, specially for him and Crowley
He is so brave and hopeful that he is ready to take upon himself the burden of heaven ON HIS OWN despite the fact that would be a monumental task for anyone let alone ONE single angel and I’m sure he knows this and I’m sure that’s part of the reason why he wanted Crowley to come with him because he knows he will understand him and that he can trust him to do things right but Crowley has given up trying to fix the system and would rather play 5D chess with the rules just so he can have the closest thing to a peaceful little existence alongside Aziraphale
Aziraphale is gonna be up there, on his own. Surrounded by angels that by all means STILL DONT LIKE HIM, angels that doubted him, looked down on him, insulted him and tried to kill him and you expect me to believe that because now he’s gonna be their boss they’re simply gonna behave? They didn’t even behave when Gabriel was the boss, what difference would Aziraphale’s presence make???? And that’s not to mention God herself, Aziraphale has lied to God before, he’s gone against “the divine plan” more than once but before he had the benefit of not being the supreme archangel, just some angel deemed “far too gone” because he spent too much time on earth… what is going to happen when he wants to object to God’s orders straight to God’s face? I worry for his safety and I am certain Crowley does as well
I wholeheartedly believe that Aziraphale could change everything because just like him I’m a childishly hopeful person that would rather not see the world as bleak and impossible to fix but I think it’s unrealistic to expect him to do it alone when he already has someone willing to move mountains and drain oceans if he just asked
Aziraphale might still have to let go of the last remnants of his black and white world views “I’m the good one, you’re the bad one!” His desire to cling to the idea that heaven is inherently good and hell inherently bad. He is NOT stupid not by a long shot and neither is he innocent, he just sees things differently from Crowley and his sense of duty as an angel is just as strong as his nature to love and forgive even if those are the very same things tearing his relationship apart
I’m sure he wants to fix heaven and then come back to earth with proof for Crowley that they can now be together and have that peaceful existence they both yearned for, meanwhile Crowley hopes Aziraphale will just forget everything and run away with him, no responsibilities, no heaven or hell, he might even compromise his plans and stay by the bookshop rather than the middle of nowhere space if that’s what his angel wants, as long as they’re together and FAR way from those that only brought them pain and anguish then it’s alright but him… after all he’s obviously fond of humanity and earth
In short I am just scared of what Aziraphale’s future holds but I admire his bravery and conviction and I’m sure he will be okay and reunite with his demon eventually, they can’t live without each other after all
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noel-levine-fan · 3 months
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you can't tell me this didn't happen once
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this took me SO LONG to draw
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lawva-girl · 3 months
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Oh man, fuck, what the fuck?
“Don’t fuck her when she’s drunk”
“Did that happen to you?”
“You did that to me.”
“In Denver?”
“Many more times than that.”
… “oh”
“I’m gonna go now.”
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kurokoros · 4 months
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You don't FUCKING get to criticize Nancy for her hypocrisy or whatever.
I'm sorry, but Steve hurt her way more that Nancy ever hurt him (you know, the slut Nancy Wheeler thing, and also by neglecting her trauma for a whole year)
Yeah, Nancy's speech about him being "bullshit" was harmful, but first she was drunk, and second, it was the result of an untreated trauma that Steve just told her to repress (worst advice you can give to a person with trauma).
So, Robin had literally no reason to be mean to her or something.
The only hypocrisy here is from you Steve's dick suckers, who are willingly to forgive all the awful things he did, but wants Nancy to be called out for having called her ex "bullshit" while she was drunk, a thing Steve clearly has passed over at this point (otherwise, he wouldn't have tried to regain Nancy back).
Stop being this mysoginistic towards Nancy and Robin!!!!!
LEAVE THESE GIRLS FUCKING ALONE!!!!!
(Also, I genuinely don't know which series have you watched to say that Maya Hawke is a "bad actress". Only because you don't like the character, you don't have to insult the person portraying them as well.)
I hope I keep you awake at night, anon. I hope you lay awake and think about the fact that you sent me this and I immediately screenshotted it so that my friend and I could laugh at you.
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Person A: Do you want a beer? I’m paying.
Person B, going through the restaurant’s menu: No. Ugh, where’s the good stuff?
Person A, half jokingly: I thought you were an alcoholic.
Person B: Exactly. I’d need at least, like, four beers — without food — to get slightly buzzed, and my stomach can’t fit over 2 beers in it. I’m small. I’ll have a rum, neat.
#source: me#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes ideas#incorrect quotes prompts#tw: drug mention#tw: drugs#i used to be so small when all i did was heroin and ketamine. since i started drinking (i only started drinking every night because the-#-opiate withdrawal was so fucking bad alcohol was the only thing that kept my legs from kicking all night long and my skin from feeling-#-like it was on cold wet fire somehow)#anyway. when all i did was opiates ™ i was like 45 kg and i’m 165 aka 5’5 like i looked like a sickly model#now it’s only been a month drinking and not doing morphine or some shit and i already gained 12 kg it’s insane i’m like almost 60 kg now#i’m queueing this for a month from now so hopefully it’ll have been 2 months when this gets posted#and like i say i’m an alcoholic cause i don’t think it’s normal to drink like 5 nights a week but i’m not chemically dependent on it like i-#-was with opiates like i’m sober half the time. ive never done surgery while drunk for instance. there was this one time i had just had 4-#-shots in the bathroom in secret cause i was having a panic attack and didn’t know what else to do but anyway.#and they asked me if i wanted to close up on a tubal ligation and i passed on the opportunity even though i was Fine bc idk i just didn’t-#-feel good ab it. which is more than i can say for my professor tbh#like some other medical intern said ‘wow it must be so hard having to be On Call 24/7. like i bet u can’t even drink’#and he said ‘oh come on surgeons have lives too. in fact i drank more than a few beers just a few hours ago lol’ and proceeded to cut-#-someone open#anyway. yeah. i don’t get drunk at work yk#felt like i had to make that clear
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the-acid-pear · 7 months
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This is a very small thing that still drives me insane and yet I see no one bring up but it's one of my favorite parallels. This is the only image where Jack is looking directly at Dave and it perfectly parallels the only picture of Henry we have (not counting the art from 3). Too drunk to draw a conclusion but it's worth pointing out too the way Dave holds Henry perfectly parallels how he holds Jack in the normal radical ending.
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