point is. points is fingers in throat vs dragon chompers. that's it. that's it. pls help those two are eating my brain alive.
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Call his hole Little Caesar’s the way it’s always hot and ready
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”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES
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“I keep on trying to embrace you both, why won’t you let me?”
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"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"
A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…
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nothing but respect for my husband (and his gay frog)
been playing tf out of stardew :3c
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Me circa 2018: what the fuck is a mangos archives
Me, 2023, covered in blood: I get it now.
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