#i had too much coffee today

[prettyflyshyguy]

“How many infected, possible B.O.W.s have you ever seen wandering around? None. If there’s not a cure for me, well…”

[fuyuko34]

Oh yeah don't mind me I'm just out here

SMOOCHIN'

[coyotecares]

1-a somehow finding out that their stoic, hardass homeroom teacher is absolutely stupid head over heels in love with their goofy, ridiculous, eccentric english teacher and subsequently reading WAY too much into how they interact in passing when they switch periods every morning

ie: in that scene where shouta takes too long to conclude class and makes mic wait, there's a slight pause in his canter before he calls hizashi "mic"-- class 1-a would be gripping their seats to bring that up in the dorms later about how aizawa-sensei probably almost accidentally called mic-sensei "pookie bear" since that's most DEFINIETLY what he calls him at home

they talk every morning when shouta is leaving the room and hizashi is walking in, and every day, class 1-a will watch for subtleties in behavior so closely that some of them don't even breathe or blink

[yuridoujin12345]

yeah whatever anyways look at zofia going (｀・0・´)ゞ

[milkweedman]

Needed something to do last night bc I couldn't sleep, and spinning takes about a million times less brain power than knitting or crochet, so now I'm working on this.

Its from a 2.8 ounce batt that I had labeled southdown Romney blend, and I'm 99% sure that what I was told it was when I bought it (I remember thinking how much I love a good southdown blend), but when I finally unrolled the batt last night it had a label that said Suffolk hampshire blend. I think that's what this is--it feels 100% down breed rather than a down and strong wool blend. Honestly I probably still would have bought it as a hampshire blend, so I don't mind that much.

No clue what to do with it. It's not soft but the prep wouldn't do for socks, which is my usual idea for coarse down wool. It's also got a much darker section that I've been trying to decide how to feature (if it's worth doing at all).

[powdermelonkeg]

Not to Galepost on main again, but honestly if I got isekaid to BG3, the only option for my class is wizard.

I am not agile. I cannot stab people. I cannot use a sword or bow. I am not selling my soul. I am not pledging myself to a god. I am not patient enough to be a druid.

Wizard tho.

Theoretically, I can do it. I'm good at studying. I like calculating things. This is the person that would construct a planet from scratch and calculate its density, materials, distance from the sun, atmosphere, etc.

And Gale teaching me is RIGHT THERE.

[gutsybitsies]

learning that jason todd was written to die literally because there was a poll among readers asking if joker should kill him and a majority said yes, and that no one liked him because he was "boring"

and thinking about how jason grace in heroes of olympus is also considered the most "boring" out of the seven, and then coincidentally he was the one who was killed off

bruh. BRUH. BRUUUHHHHHH

[fakeoutbf]

five stages of grief but it’s five stages of social anxiety

[iguessimfished]

Oh yeah, and the med packs are also snacks! Modeled after the ring leaders themselves! (They each heal the same amount but do so over time after consumption. Healing is not instant unless it is the medix-mix buff. Works like a regen potion and can be used in and out of battle and is much more common to find than the other power-ups. (Bubble also has a power up, but it's not edible. I'll explain)

Caine's Cream Soda! "So sweet it'll rot your teeth!"

Able's Ginger Ale! "Not too sweet, not too bland!"

Bubbles wrap! "Lets see them try and pop THIS bubble!" (Gives shield health, basically doubling the damage a player can take before being downed. The amount of shield given is based on luck of the draw, unlike fortnight where different jars of shield juice give different amounts. This makes things more of a gamble sometimes for the players)

YEAH!!!! :D

[shoechoe]

did I have too much caffeine why am i so anxious for no reason

[ghost-proofbaby]

things i said today during my shift completely out of context that were very coffee shop blues!eddie coded:

“why don’t we just pick our least favorite ocean and destroy it instead of saving them? we have seven of them anyways.”

“i don’t know man i think the vibes of the sharks in the atlantic are off”

“the prophecy told me if i get one more lavender matcha, i get to kill myself. it’s true.”

“no”

“the guy who said ‘welcome to chili’s’ is just welcoming everyone to a different chili’s now!”

some of these are funnier with context honestly

[sleepis4theweak]

Me: *doesn't hold the door open for someone because I didn't see them*

My brain: They hate you and their feelings are hurt and now they are gonna go tell all of their friends that you are so incredibly mean and also-

(I feel much much better now but this morning was wild.... I am a chronic overthinker....)

Bonus:

[seiwas]

breaking up with caffeine 💔🫠🥲

[grocerystoreanxiety]

mmmmh my heart’s skipping beats again and I haven’t even had energy drinks or alcohol today

[despairforme]

[loumauve]

the goddamn toast water post just made me utter "history is fucking real" in the most solemn and serious tone of voice, out loud, to myself, in the goddamn bathtub