#i hate ffucking life

[burying-brightness]

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[yojeannie]

fucked up lore abt me: as a toddler I had this Eeyore stuffed animal that I absolutely hated for no clear reason to anyone, I'd beat the shit out of it I'd fly into a total rage but like the thing is I remember hating it bc eeyore was depressed and sad all the time and it just made me violently angry 💢

[myungjaes-luvv]

fwb sunghoon 😩

fwb has to be one of my absolute favorite tropes ever, and i kind of got a little carried away writing this so. idk here’s a drabble LOL

warnings: pining (sort of. if you squint maybe), PinV, fingering, squirting, oral (f. rec), unprotected sex (it’s not really specified but i also don’t mention a condom so…wrap it before you tap it), pull out method

hard hours: open (bnd, enha, &team)

when the offer was originally proposed to you, you gave him a weird look. one of your closest friends since high school was asking to be friends with benefits?

on the other hand…what else did you have going on for you to say no? what reason would you have had? you didn’t think for too long, accepting the new title.

so that’s how you got to where you are now, in sunghoon’s bed wearing nothing but a bra and panties as his hands roamed your body, his touch light as a feather. you pulled him down into a kiss, one that seemed to hold nothing but desperation.

you could feel him pressing against you, his hard cock against your clothed core. you left out a whine.

the two of you had sex frequently, more so, whenever one of you were horny or lonely (or both), you would ask to meet up. there was almost never any question anymore.

he ruts against you, his breath heavy against your lips. you needed him, bad. he treated you so good, it often had you wondering if this could ever be something more than just sex.

that’s when you remind yourself that he has other women in his life. you’ve seen how he looks at them, talks to them, flirts with them. and you’re not them. your relationship with him was good. you had all the fun without the worry of an actual relationship. you were friends.

you kiss him again and he groans into your mouth as he reaches a hand down to palm at himself. he reaches over and pulls your panties down, his finger dipped between your folds, the wetness allowing him to move easily.

it sent a shiver down your spine.

“more…” you whispered, biting your lip softly.

he pushed a finger into you, your pussy clenching around it, desperate for his touch.

“so wet for me, so needy..” he said softly against your skin, pressing kisses along your face and neck. his free hand was used to help hold you still.

by the time he introduced a second finger, you were struggling to stay still, even with his help.

he fucked you with his fingers at a quickening pace, curling them inside you at just the right angle.

“ffuck…” you whined, your head falling back against the pillow.

“gonna cum for me? cum all over my fingers?” sunghoon said through heavy breaths. his eyes were glued to the sight of his fingers entering your pussy, and he knew you were getting close.

you couldn’t even speak, not with how fast his fingers move inside of you. you let out a high pitched moan as your orgasm washes over you, pushing your hips up against his fingers to help ride out your high.

“so good for me…such a good girl for me…” he praised you, his fingers leaving your pussy, bringing them up to his mouth, licking the wetness off of them. fuck, you hated the way he knew what he did to you.

you were so sensitive, but you continued to crave his touch, and he hadn’t seemed to be done yet, not with the way his face was between your thighs, his hands rubbing gentle circles against your legs. he pressed soft kisses around your core, teasing you lightly, causing a soft whine to escape your lips. he licked a stripe up your folds, reveling in the taste.

he used his tongue skillfully, getting lost in your taste. he thumbed at your clit while his tongue continued to explore. your hands gripped at his hair, needing him closer somehow.

he could tell you were getting close again, but this time he pulled his face away, sitting up.

you whined, “no…”

he laughed softly, “don’t worry. gonna fuck you so good…”

your head fell back again as you could feel his hard cock line up with your pussy.

he watched your face for any sign of discomfort as he pushed into you. you grabbed at the bed sheets, feeling him fill you up.

he started to move, fucking into you at a pace that felt just right for both of you.

“oh fuck- keep going..” you pleaded, eyes rolling back in pleasure as you could feel your orgasm start to build up inside of you.

“gonna cum again? already?” he teased you, his breathing getting heavier by the second. he was getting close too, you could tell.

“your pussy’s so good…gonna cum soon…” he continued, groaning softly as he fucked into you. he used one of his hands to play with your clit, the stimulation adding up.

the pleasure inside kept building up until you could feel it snap inside of you, washing over you, “oh shit- cumming…” you whined out best you could, your release spilling out of you around his cock as he fucked you through your high.

the sight was unbelievably hot, and he pulled out quickly, using his hand to push himself over the edge, releasing over your stomach.

as you both came down from your highs, you watched as he started to clean the both of you up, helping you get redressed.

right. it’s over now. you’d leave to go back home and probably wouldn’t see him again until one of you were in need of a quick fuck.

being friends with benefits had it’s benefits…but it also kind of sucked when you could feel yourself falling hopelessly in love.

[wishmaster]

Hey, you can grant wishes right? Well my closest friend came out to me recently, which wasn't really a surprise since he's kinda the twink stereotype. But then he revealed he had a crush on me for a while and couldn't take holding it in any longer. I told him I was flattered and he's my best friend no matter what, but being straight I couldn't reciprocate his feelings. He seemed like he'd kinda accepted that already but ever since he's been avoiding me. I get how he feels but I hate it. I wish our relationship could be fixed, I wish he'd want to see me again. Please... you're my last resort wishmaster.

Relationship

Here he is he's been beside himself since your rejection of him. He's afraid to approach you since all of that, but I think I may be able to help. I snap my fingers and suddenly you're outside his room. You knock tell him who it is. You have no idea what I've done but when you walk in he's shocked. What the Fuck Did you do? he asked It's not until you walk past a mirror you see.

A red headed stud stared back at you. the way he looked at you now told you I must have transformed you into a dream version of yourself. Sure you had been a ginger all your life but Damn you were ripped now.

I made a wish to fix our relationship. I want to be with you more than ever. You noticed your attitude changed. I miss that sweet bubble butt of yours. You're both shocked at what was coming out of your mouth. I've dreamed of just going face first in there and eating you out. FFuck. You could see yourself getting hard. He Rushed to you to give you a big kiss, he knew what you gave up making that wish. After all you had been living in your car since lst week when you came out to your parents and you couldn't stay here yet because you both didn't know where this was going, but now your here, no longer the star of the baseball team because coach didn't want a fag in his locker room, the reality of the changes that came with your wish hit you quickly. But it didn't matter because you had your best friend, no boyfriend back. From that moment on the two of you would never be apart.

[wtfforged]

Zoro (or Wolfwood), 8 and/or 12, for the character ask game :)

noticing the wolfwood mention, i would first and foremost like to apologize for tricking you into thinking that i have ever consumed trigun. i watched like 3 episodes each of '98 and stampede i know nothing about these characters. i just like trigun and always reblog trigun art anyways bc both wolfwood and vash remind me of my friends oc who i am vehemently obsessed with. i do plan on picking it back up though!!!! i want to read and watch it all!!!!

MOVING ONWARDS!

8- oh god. god. oh my god. im such a haterrr im such a hater. clutching my head. im not used to big fandoms so you have to understand the insane whiplash and like flesh-boiling hatred i felt upon getting into one piece(found family! fun/cute characters! cool adventures!) and seeing the community being so hugely shipping and very specifically Being Weird About Zoro. i ffucking hate how very popular it is to take zoro's usual Kind Of Unexpressive And Quiet/Introverted(shy) Nature and turn him into some weird Sexy Bishounen Yaoi Unquenchable Dom Daddy. this is typically also combined with turning sanji into some tiny little weak and flowery hairless biped twink who goes "kya !" for shipping/jackoff material purposes. like im going to kill you. im gonna bite your nose off. get your hand out of your pants and go sit in the corner and think about what youve done.

12- HEADCANONS IS SO HARD. BC I HAVE SO MANY REALLY SELF INDULGENT ONES THAT IM SO SHY ABOUT HEHE. but one i can give you right off the top of my head is that sometimes i hc that hes functionally illiterate, maybe even dyslexic. he was orphaned so damn young and never got any guidance or schooling outside of the dojo which he only found like, definitely after your typical learned-how-to-read age. and i dont really think dojos teach you how to read and write. it probably took a second for (some of) the strawhats to realize that his snappiness about getting made fun of for his shakey and messy handwriting or misreading/struggling to understand texts isnt just him getting annoyed or engaging in typical banter, but is really him literally not having learned those skills and getting embarrassed and upset about it. of course this isnt like. canon at all. he reads just fine in canon. but alas. we are all always one life-changing fic away from a new hc(<-what happened to me). so on the opposite side of the coin, i also hc that (literate) zoro needs glasses/reading glasses... but thats just cause i think zoro looks reaaaaaaaallly cute in them:] i need to draw zoro in glasses more...!

[blurrymango]

You have jacked your last off!!!

#positive affirmations #the future is bright #self improvement #amen #horniness is a massive burden #hashtag #celibacy FTW #penis curses #explosion #please let this come (cum. Heh.) true #sex is a sin #MASTURBATION is a sin #my balls are huge my dick is small #so much stuff I want to see in hentai is very niche to the point that it barely even exists #give me stealth sex with big masculine older men with cunts subbing for femboys and futas #the exact opposite of what I look for when I read fanfiction #like seriously when I see fic where a character that I see as top is bottoming I get ready to commit Japanese ritualistic suicide #or the Japanese pioneered act of purposely sacrificing your life and your plane to take out the enemy #anyway give me DBD Ghostface x FtM reader with added bonus of the reader being a gross degenerate and also its enemies to friends to lovers and it's like they both hate eachother but also they're their only friend and it sucks so much and its really toxic and ffucked up #ghostie is definitely circumcised (unfortunate) but it's true #and his cock is 8 and a half inches i uh i ffucking measured it #ALSO ALSO he is 100% a massive transphobe and either I fix him or he ''fixes'' me either way one of us is changing our views on trans people #anyway give me hentai where a shota or a futa is topping a big muscly guy who has a cunt #like do you see my problem? dynamics I like in hentai are the opposite of what I like in fanfiction #horse #and now that I have Equius's attention #your moirail is hiding in your hive #go find her before she decides to pounce on you #forgive me. i have not been posting a lot recently. because of my cyclical crippling addiction to hentai #and this post makes up for it #god i hope i stop being horny soon

[growling]

you know i do not think about whether i may or may not be somewhere on the aro spectrum or whatever that often, partially because it's significantly harder to look for something that isn't there as opposed to "would you fuck the male human specimen (yes/no/depends)" do you get what I mean did I say something. But also can somebody explain what the fuck does "romantic attraction" entail. I swear everybody has a different definition. It's like. Where do I even start like I think I would want a relationship or something that'd be poggers can you give me like 2 girlfriends I can keep in my house and let them run around freely and do stuff but like the only requirements would be that you're a close friend beforehand. Like where does the line between friend and partner start aside from like just what I call you. Growing up I always thought romance is just the Advanced Friendship + Fornication permit ig but obviously that's wrong since people frequently marry people they fucking hate and would never hang out willingly unless they were sucking and fucking or discussing who owes eachother more money. Actually hold on how is friendship different from romance exactly can you explain like I'm 5. Describe romantic feeling and how exactly is it different from platonic. How the fuck is a crush/infatuation different from just really liking somebody/their attention and being fixated on them in a pal kinda way like I don't think I'm "in love" with anyone I've ever . Nevermind actually. People say "friends cannot have sex that's immoral and perverse ONLY touch your current one (1) true love or else you're blurring the line between friendship and romance thus leading them or whatever the fuck" and I do NOT get it <3 I would in fact prefer to ONLY fuck my friends (because I actually would know them. lmao) if they're also cool with it as a beloved and cherished bestie bonding activity, for fun, or perhaps even competitively. Recently I fucking realized (took literal ages) that when people say they have a "crush"/are "in love" with a celebrity they never met in their entire life they don't mean they admire them, think they're beautiful or engaging in a bit, they mean they are literally straight up romantically attracted in-love with them what the hell. The information you don't even need to KNOW somebody to want a romantic relationship with them (and I'm not talking sexual I mean just purely romantic. I could mayybe get the sexual one but personally I'd never do that with a tv man. or is that hypocritical of me) fucking changes everything because then that means it's entirely separate from friendship in that you don't have to get to know the guy even I grrrhgghgrrrhhh. I'm literally shaking, Jesse what the fuck are you talking about what do you MEAN what does ANY of this mean. Are you lying to me is everyone just doing this for shits and giggles what the fuck. I wasn't so ffucking feeling strongly about this subject when I started typing this out but now I DEMAND an explanation maybe perhaps a powerpoint presentation up until I deduce what does it mean to be romantically attracted to something I won't be able to debate on whether or not I'm capable of it. Anybody want to count every instance of "romantic" I typed out in this wall of text sorry there is not another word . Damn

[rockintapper]

uhhhh ummm ffuck. uh okay

so uh. scar. giant fucking scar he had that scar and he hated it 4 a good ehile

becuase The Scar reminds him that he'll always be the worst ever kid to ever exist becuase he just cant be the smart and special all A's across the board kid and that he cant even fend for himself, and. it just. affected his ability to eve be himself. becuase the special gifted kid was the only himself he knew and every time he saw himself literally no matter what he'd just feel icky and empty (except when hes playin guitar :) )

though with jj's help (BECUASE SHES FUCKING AWESOME 🔥🔥🔥🔥) he learned that life isnt about Going for a Perfect! all the time and so he learned to love his scar, and in so doing his entire body!!!!

(basically what i said on the wb with some corrections)

ok thas all. dies

[spacealiencafe]

yay disability pride and everything but i ffucking hate being autistic it makes my life ten million times harder than it needs to be

[toxic-bile]

WHY THE FUCK is my body always having an issue lately?????? CAN I JUST FUCKING ENJOY LIFE FUCK???? Herpes, infected nail, heartburn that is currently lasting 4 days!!!!!!!!!! STOP

STOP

I HATE YOU

if this is what it means to get old Im gunna ffucking kill myself

I can't always have a problem Ill become crazy again

[stellatenuem]

❰❰ PANIC ❱❱ sender comforts the receiver as they have a panic attack or get overstimulated

AN EXTREMELY SELF-INDULGENT MEME. (Accepting!)

Throughout their life, Ren has had to mask the full intensity of their feelings and reactions. Their parents instilled in them that here is no greater social crime than being loud and fussy. ‘Do you see anyone else acting like this?’ Haname would scold as she held him still and forced him to look around them. ‘You embarrass yourself. You embarrass us. No one is going to want anything to do with you if you don't stop your behavior.’

Ren was perceived as troublesome and immature for having meltdowns, and too needy or annoying for asking for accommodations that would help prevent them. The result is someone who will exhaust themselves trying to survive sensory overload while also obscuring it, their mind and body more often than not just shutting everything down to protect itself.

Ren screws his eyes shut and shakes his head. His limbs feel like heavy loaded springs. He needs to shake them, do anything to try and get this feeling out of his body. Each rise and fall in volume causes Ren's cortisol to spike. Someone bumps into him and he flinches, rearing on that person and spitting with rage,

❝ FFucking watch it—! ❞

The man on the phone casts a glare at him, and now other bystanders on the street are staring at him because he raised his voice— Ren feels nauseous.

Then, a familiar voice— Goro's voice— urges, “Ren, what's wrong?”

Please, let me breathe— I need to breathe.

Ren's teeth pierce the inside of his cheek. He can't open his mouth now because he's just going to loudly lash out and everyone will hate him. He shakes his head again— and keeps shaking it, the need to release the overflowing stimuli showing itself in uncontrollable movement.

His hands grasp at his hair, pulling it, tugging it, dragging his nails across his scalp in search for any simple, grounding pain. Gloved hands take his wrists, pulling them away, so he won't tear his hair out, and Ren instinctively wants to become smaller, to curl in on himself. He almost screams, the wounded child in him reeling in fear of more pain.

Please, don't hit me.

“Hey, don’t do that... Come here. This way.” Goro is taking him by the arm, and his feet are moving— stumbling, really— after him.

The noises of busy streets fade a bit when the other brings Ren into a secluded, dim space between two buildings. Goro steadies him as the two lower themselves onto the concrete. As Ren’s breathing gradually levels out, he feels cold, hard brick against his back, solid ground... leather-bound appendages stroking careful circles over his own shaking ones.

Goro speaks so softly to them, in a voice Ren barely believes is his. “...Forgive me for not realizing you were overwhelmed sooner. As soon as you're ready, we'll go home, okay?”

Ren's clenched jaw is barely enough to stop an emergent sob attempting to escape his lips. Despite how difficult he believes it is to even deal with him... someone in his life is trying not only to help, but to understand. Even such little gestures like that make Ren feel loved, and remind them that the entire world is not hostile and menacing.

[sky-forest-inn]

personal letter writing / sort of a vent

feel free to ignore i dont care, it’s directed at one person and they know who they are, but it’s whatever

ive already said it a thousand times but its near impossible for me to just not ever say it

it’s uncanny, weird, off putting, strange, any synonym of peculiar, just how painfully similar you are to him

you forgive just as easily as he does

i’ll make you a huge promise and i’ll break it, i’ll hurt you immensely even if unintentionally

i’d hide. cower away. swear you’d never want to see me ever again. gods you’d just kill me if you saw my face again

but just like he did, you smiled. you comforted me, reassured me, that no matter what stupid promise i broke, you still cared about me

you talk just like he does. i kind of almost hate it. you are two such diverse people, yet you’ll reassure me just like you were the same person. i could almost be convinced you were a mere reincarnation of him with a side of extra flavour

it makes me feel safe. although feeling safe was what lead to me becoming a paranoid freak this whole time, but when i let myself feel safe, i really feel it

i see myself in your arms, just like i’d be in his. i see you smile when i show my face and prove i’m still alive and breathing, just like he would. i hear your voice like it’s his, even knowing you both sound totally different. it’s scary how much i envision him in you

and honest to gods, it’s so damn embarrassing, but it makes me fall in love with you so much more. i wish i could let go, i wish i could just let it ebb, but gods you make it impossible not to love you any more than i already do. especially when you’re like a near identical image of the one i had vowed my life to

gods i love you so much

and you make me hope more that one day, i will finally heal enough to be okay with it

thank you. so ffucking much. from the bottom of my heart

[ventinghardhardlyventing]

I hate my fucking LIFE. I HATE MY FUCKING LIFEM I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING DAYS OF THE WEEK TO LOOK FORWARD TO EITHER I'M AT SCHOOL OR WORKING OR I'M WORKING AFTER SFHOOL I DON'T FFUCKING HAVE ANY TIME TO MYSELF AND EVEN WHEN I AM AT HOME I LIVE IN A FUCKING HOSTEL!!! A HOSTEL SITUATION I DO NOT HAVE ANY TIME OR SPACE FOR MYSELF AND I AM FUKCING TIRED OF SOENDING MY TIME EITHER WORKING OR STUDYING OR COMMUTING OR ROTTING IN BED DO YOU KNOWW HOW TIRED I AM I'M SO FUCKING TIRED DO I HAVE TI RIP MY THYROID OUT TO PROVE IT. I'm going onto character.ai

[yourl0cal1ncorporealb3ing]

TW VENT AT SOME PARTS

(ALSO NONE OF THIS PROOF READ SO IT MAY NOT BE LEGIABLE I just wroet this and i already forgot half the stuff i wrote)

y'know the mix of horrid chronic fatigue and insatiable numbness and the dissociation just makes me feel like I missing out on life, I yearn to go outside, to go play, to have fun, just run around but I cant. I sit in my room on tumblr or youtube wasting the day away wishing I did something more productive. I feel like a husk of person I feel like Im in a movie theater alone watching the most boring movie ive ever seen, I feel lonely while also being too socially drained to watch and respond the the video my friend sent me. Not to mention when my parents used to fight, my moms road rage/anger issues, it caused me to fucking terrifed of conflict so sometimes I minimize my needs when around other people and constantly asking about things and if im doing it right but also worrying if im annoying them with all my questions because my grandma has gotton mad at me for that before i think either that or it was me asking why she loved my cousin more than me because she yelled and fought with my dad because i wouldnt give my cousin my fukcing chicken nuggets my dad bought for me like fuck you i mean im sorry grandma

The anxiety and hyperactivity of my ADHD spikes up at night so either i got to sleep and wake up in 13 hours or I can stay up till 4am, go to sleep and wake 13 hours (Just feeling a lot worse). Im literally shaking as I write this and i can tell if im just so fucking restless even if im fucking tired (its 3:38am) or anxiety or the entire kiwi strawberry monster I just drank Its ok im drinking water a lot of it i just need to get my thoughts out of my head because its like a thousond of the dvd bouncing tv screen in my head rn idk if its getting better idk if im gonna post this too maybe idk any ways im shaking oh btw i might have non-diabetic hypoglycemia and i have to get a bunch shots next week and I really hate the doctors it always makes me really scared and uncomfy n shit and idk why damn im shaking a lot. I almost freaked out bc i cant find my charger and my tablet almost died but i have another one ive been using so i just used that but i want to know where my charger went :(

istg ive been eating fucking pasta for the lat 3 weeks and i hate it i hate it i hate it HATE it every. fucking. meal. I cant. I have comfort foods I like and its mostly carby food like pasta so i eat pasta alot but since our oven stopped workin its all i know i can make that easy and i laike it but i secretly dread it so i have been eating a lot of candy to keep my brain happy but im not i should be happy ive been hanging with my frinds and its summr break but im just numb, i always am, yk the year I just finished? yeah for the majority of the i was fighting autopilot mode and disassociation but i was constantly in it i dont think i cant handle going to high school this year i think i might act pass out from exhaustion I barely survived middle school Im not okay i need something meds? idk I should not be this messed up i mean my family is great (yk...apart from the fighting which isnt that common anymore and moms anger issues) but theu love me so whats the problem? school school why is it so unoccomidating to neurodivergents same with ppl with social anxiety like i have had MULTIPLE bad panic attcks in class cause i had to do smthin in front of the class I fukcing hate the school system fuckfukcufkyoiuu school fuck the emercian school system FUCKYOUUUUUUUUU

Im too conflict avoident I cant

the afternoon feels so tiring in a stuffy way if that maks and sense i need to treat my FUCKING adhd already i can have music playing at all times thats not a good long term strategy to shut up my brain i mean ffuck i have music on rn and you can see my insane ramblings

anyyways I kinda think im a daave fiction kin (like DSAF) but im 90% sure im just and otherlinker and I just want to feel speacial or some shit but whos know i have the worst imposter syndrome known to man (I have almost every symptom of Cfs and my friend has asked if i have it but nahhh i defs dont) but also i had a weird experience once. I was like listen (its getting hard to type with the shakiness :0) ing to 2 dave and henry playlists and i kept listening to the henry one and I was in the car and i was falling and out of sleep when i saw like flash of dave but it didnt look like cannon dave he looked different he was mush more blue and he was leaning against a wall with messy longish hair and he had a hat and scars all over him and he had a purple buttoned shit that was fulled buttoned up and the perspective i saw was like a photo someone had taken and he seemed just chilling perhaps talking to jack? idfk but yeah theres my weird experience like the best way i can explain this feeling towards dave is "Idkk if i was you but probably mightve at some point like most likely at some point"

i hope i sound legiable (if i do post this AND someone actually reads this all) it is 4:08am and I feel too many things once i probably will sleep at 5 or 6 anyways byebye

[blurrymango]

Hello. Witness dumb screenies of The Eel.

Nipples. HUGE. Nuts. Even more HUGE.

What was the reason for making the bulge like that though. WHY.

Precious blueberry boi too pure for this world.

Fish about to eat another fish.

2Dents face here is. So. CUTE. rbnemspobiuhwyoruli; and so STUPID.

The ffucking VEINS on Murdoc's neck. Homeboy looks ready to burst.

Sitting here giggling to myself like a child.

2D'S FFUCKING FACE AHJKRETDLMNPIJ08HYGTE9IVHBKJLNM.

O_O <- 2Dents. klnohg9yewbidlpom09j8h9gvyu.

CLIPPING THROUGH REALITY.

NORMAL.

WHA

T NO.

Ah... fish mode again.

God I love smear frames.

Wielding it like a weapon. Me going off to war to defend my idiot wife's honor and my only weapon is a stupid ffucking eel and my only armor is my goddamn underwear.

Do you think Dents has ever had a single thought in his entire life or is there just a blooopy noise in his blue head?

Ahhhh now it is 50 year old man about to go beat some annoying kids' asses while his son stands helpless in the background only able to watch.

"DAD NO DON'T BEAT THOSE KIDS THEIR PARENTS WILL SUE US AGAIN."

Oh good god Muds is throwing a 5 year old into a ditch, the neighbors are definitely calling the cops.

Why does 2D just stand there and watch Murdoc hold an eel over the stove? Mate you're not useless.

Could use the damn mallet and hit Murdoc with it instead of standing there chewing your nails off.

Dog.

He looks. So. DUMB.

End of DAYS IS NIGH, END OF DAYSSSSSSSSS.

Muppet.

Oh GODDAMNIT. I HATE THE IMAGE LIMIT ON THIS POST. >:(

[growling]

anyway. bsd wan time

ep1 + ep2: (as grouped by aniwatchtv.to as i see there are actually 3 episodes for each separate. does this make sense)

ep1:

bungou stray dogs real:

holy shshsiiit i can't believe it its th. the stray dog............

its the stray dogs we've been hearing so much about...................

DOG CHUUYA he's so fucking tiny...... stop doing this to him 5'3 is average height he is taller than me 5'3 is average height *keeps repeating myself over and over clutching my knees rocking back and forth*

ruffshoumon........ doppo pawet......

"kunikida's abili- dammit, arfbility- creates whatever he writes in his doppo pawet notebook. alas, dogs cannot write"

beast beneath the hydrant.......

kitty :3

special arfbility no longer hooman

oh it's the human guys again. hello atsushi. kys dazai.

whats inside the locker:

dazai i need you burned alive

though i hate him slightly less in this style <3 makes me forget he's a jackass <3 this is a subject to change depending on whether he interacts with any women in these

"he's gonna banish it to the darkness"

the onii-sama one made my heart stop functioning until i fucking died. i am now speaking to you from the restricted area.

RANPO!!!!

i am having so much fun right now. engaging in whimsy.

an unfruitful exchange:

PORT MAFIA SPOTTED

CHUUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE IS NOT SMALL!!!!!! STOP CALLING HIM THESE TERRIBLE THINGS HE IS NOT THAT TINY HE IS AVERAGE HEIGHT CHUUYA IS AVERAGE HEIGHT HE IS TALLER THAN ME HE'S AVERAGE HEIGHT AND TALLER THAN ME I AM ALSO AVERAGE HEIGHT HE IS TALLER THAN ME HE I 5'3 IS NOT SHORT IT IS AV

Tachihara lines this is more screentime than he ever had in every single prior season. who is this mysterious entity anyway

ep2:

let's go flower gazing:

kyouka spotted

CHUUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

port mafia silly momence. they deserve it sometimes

chuuya lightweight lore

akutagawa is yearning rn

i never said this before but unfortunately (for akutagawa) i ship him with dazai in a toxic fucked up unsafe insane nonconsensual age gap trashfire way. from the literal moment we saw them in the season 2 early episodes flashback. maybe they can feed me today

chuuya passed out..... its so unfortunate i am not present in his vicinity at the very moment and cannot take advantage of his vulnerable state. i mean i mean its very fortunate thats so good for her jsut jokinh haha....

STOP POKING THEM. DAZAI KYS!!!!!!!!!

get the incest siblings out my screen

wan! shorts:

chuuya wild beast instict. lets keep them that way forever

to the baths:

ranpo <3

why are you stopping him huh..... youre just jealous of his infinite joyful whimsy and thats why you actively just hate to see him living his best life..... i hc him to have autism, adhd, AND npd you know......... this is literally so disgustingly ableist and hateful towards him

kunikida you hopeless man.

DAZAI STOP FUCKING HUMPING HIM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY IS IT ANIMATED SO FLUIDLY

holy ffuck sskk bath when <- no hope left for me anymore

CHUUYA!!!!!!!!!

Chuuya is accurate representation on how its like to be the short guy. im not saying she is, i mean 5'3 is average height, heh, just, you know....

he's minor-coded

jumpscare. atsushi's dreams post-s2

higuchi. stop. stop :|

she has stopped <3