#i have to die im so sorry😭

[cyberels]

meeting bartender!ellie headcanons

(aka i saw a bartender tiktok and i got to thinkin…)

-> ok my girl is a DORK fr she’s not gonna be like ‘hey baby here’s ur drink u down to fuck after my shift?’

-> she’s more the type to get so flustered when you’re ordering that she makes you repeat the entire order.

consider:

u go up to her and u look so cute she can’t even focus.

“hey, can i get two shots of tequila and a vodka cran?”

“yeah, of course! and what shots did you say you wanted?”

“…tequila.”

“ok! and what was the drink?”

“………….a vodka cran.”

-> SHES SMILING BUT THE SECOND SHE TURNS AROUND TO MAKE THE DRINKS HER FACE DROPS BECAUSE OF HOW EMBARRASSING THAT WAS

literally like 😁 -> 😟

-> she gives u ur drinks and u r like wanna take a shot with me ??? :D

(OF COURYSE SHE AWNABTBS TO TAKE A SHOT WITJ YUO ARE YOU CRAZY)

-> “uh. yeah, sure.”

-> n then yall take the shots and the alc kinda spills down ur chin a lil and ellie is STARING cuz HELLO?)????,?,!,!,

-> after talking with her for a second u scurry off back to ur friends

-> and then you go back up a few times, ordering drinks you don’t want just so u can talk to her

-> “……you know i’m gonna have to cut you off, you’ve ordered like… 10 drinks.”

-> “….sorry, i didn’t drink them all. i just wanted to talk to you.”

-> WHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT

-> ????? aghsjfjskfkdkfkfkdkdkdkdsklfflglclvxllvlfvldlckckc

-> “oh… OH.”

-> URE LIKE OH?!;!;,!?! IS THAT ALL SHES GONNA SAY ?!!?

-> “sorry i don’t mean to bother—“ u start but ellie interrupts u

-> “—NO YOURE NOT BOTHERING ME IM SORRY.”

-> shes not very good at this so she grabs a napkin and scribbles her number on it and hands it to you

-> YOUR HANDS BRUSH AGAINST EACHOTHER AND ELLIE IS LIKE 😳 SORRY

-> and the way you giggle at her AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH she could die

-> shes so flustered aww

-> “i’ll text you.” you wink

-> YESSSSSS YESSSSS YESSSSS

-> she’s so happy she could jump up and down if that was socially acceptable

-> n then u text her when she gets home from her shift and ure like let’s grab lunch sometime??? 💗

-> she could die once again because YES SHE WANTS TO GET LUNCH WITH YOU IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION

i’d prob change things around a little bit buuuttt same concept

masterlist

[soupmanspeaks]

Soup's ramble about small details because im going insane lmao

rockstar row is just such a cruel place for GlamFreddy, Like, first of all, are the FNAF 4 toys on display in the RR museum,

These are literally just CC's toys, idk if they're replica's or the real ones, but like why would they even put that on display lmao??? It may just be a fun easter egg but like this just comes across as if saying "yeah, here's the toys of the child that one of out animatronic killed lol" And that's not even starting to how they even PROCURED these???

At the far end of RR is the Ennard cardboard cutout, which may just be a piece of decor that i'm looking into too much but like if its not, then this implies that Fazbear Entertainment KNOWS about Ennard. As to how, I'm not sure, maybe since the games are cannon because of the "rogue indie developer", they came to know of Ennard's existence, does that mean they know what he did to Michael? and if so, they STILL made a cut out of him???? Is this one of those instances where a company "pokes fun" at itself in order to seem hip and cool?? because that's so messed up lmao 😭😭😭 do you think when Glamfreddy sees the cutout he has a visceral flashback to…something....and suddenly he's on the floor, just unable to move because he's reliving that something, and then he's just panicking for what ever reason and just shuts down windows XP style and has to manually be transferred back into his green room.

Its almost cruel in a way how Rockstar Row is basically just a MUSEUM for all of Michael's trauma and failures, and he probably can't even ignore it because he probably has to keep his greenroom curtains open 24/7 to ensure that guests can see GlamFreddy, and the fact that the Foxy cutout is directly parallel to his greenroom AND THATS NOT EVEN TO *BEGIN* WITH THE PLUSH BABY'S, IMAGINE IF GLAMFREDDY WAS FACED WITH A SITUATION WHERE HE HAD TO SIGN HIS AUTOGRAPH ONTO A PLUSHIE THAT IS OF THE ROBOT THAT KILLED HIS SISTER ALL THOSE YEARS AGO, Its so crazy how FazEnt just....makes merch of all the tragedy?? And profits from it, and GlamFreddy/Glammike just has to....endure that??? Like just constantly having your trauma being put on full display all around you is so so messed up 😭

I'm not okay 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[edgyh3dgy]

I see so much of the atla fandom saying that “sokka died young”…NO?? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GETTING THIS?? HE LIVED PAST AANG, WHO DIED AT 66?? HE HELPED ZUKO AND TONRAQ FIGHT AGAINST THE RED LOTUS…WHICH WAS WHEN KORRA WAS ALIVE?? AN ACCURATE ASSUMPTION OF WHAT AGE HE DIED IS LIKE…EARLY 70S?? THATS NOT YOUNG??

[kitamars]

buncha blushy bunnies >///<

[atticcreationz]

[Ruth is talking to Brooke at her locker, then the bell rings, and Ruth runs over to join Richie and Pete on the way to class, blushing]

RICHIE: Ruth, is that a ~spark~ I detect between you and Brooke?

RUTH: maybe 😏 I get all warm and fuzzy when I talk to her...!

PETE: uh, that might just be the fires

[all three turn around to see Brooke setting her own locker ablaze]

[qiekzart]

Draw Len eating a sandwich

day 17 drawing len until my preorder arrives

ty for the simple request lol im very tired here u go lol ^_^

u can send requests in my askbox o((>ω< ))o (3 requests in askbox as of writing)

[usermoreid]

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[grendelsmilf]

i know that chilchuck is only my favorite rn because we haven’t met the cat yet btw. he’s just biding his time in his first place FOR NOW. but i know he doesn’t mind a temporary gig as long as he’s paid his dues, so we’re all perfectly fine with this arrangement.

[nulltune]

LETTTTTTSSS FACKINGGGG GOOOOOOO HAKUNO CONTENT AAAAAAAAA 🥹🥹🥹🥺😭😭🙏🙏😩😩🙌🫶🫶💖💖💕💞❣️💝 THEY LOOK SOOOO GOOOOOD IM ABT TO PASS OUT IM SO IN LOVE WITH THEMMM TEHM THEMM I NEEED TO SEE THE HQ VERSION .. ASAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (i used google translate but) male!hakuno's is called box of repentance while fem!hakuno's is called labyrinth of lingering flowers and i'm gonna pass out fr . IM GONNA PASS OUT FR

[star-factory]

my state of mind rn

[ambersrequel]

pondering the kirsch siblings orb heavy tn about this line in specific…

like putting the obvious dig at gale/dewey aside, given that the ghostface on the phone here is Quinneth™️ herself, i really can’t shake the feeling that she is pulling this from like a really personal place herself. obvi she is trying to taunt gale, but it’s like,,,she would very much know the feeling, wouldn’t she??

i always think back to that one interview w liana where she mentions that she sees quinn’s motivation in vi as coming from a place of wanting to step up to protect her family like richie protected her as an older brother. and so it always makes me think like,,,how mf guilty does she have to feel that she wasn’t there when richie was dying?? esp since we know they literally all saw the pictures of richie’s body, etc. so she would def know how brutally he died.

like i don’t even think this is just me rotating the kirsches in my silly little head like a cow too much bc this is like the least delusional of my takes imho LMAO. i think she was definitely stewing on that guilt over not being able to ‘be there’ when she thinks richie would’ve needed her the most/when she feels he was always there for her. like she wasn’t just coming up w that shit on the fly just to let dewey catch some strays, she knew this one would hit gale like RIGHT to the jugular to hear bc it’s coming from a place of that very same pain hitting VERY close to home 😭

[jrueships]

yes. often. i think diggs Every day of My Life (/neg) (/unfortunate) (/nonpos)

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[shopcat]

why don't you like st@ncy? (i don't either i'm just curious)

cuz i like steve ❤️ and i think we should commit biochemical warfare against straight couples to be honest. also they should both get a restraining order against each other and possibly create dolls that look like the other and then set them on fire

[localvoidcat]

love that out of all of my ocs the ones i know the least about are the ones in my main story. the ones that serve a near-crucial role to the story. the ones that we see over a eight year time period. the ones that are a major part of one of the main character's development and growth

[cruelsister-moved2]

not telling anyone what to do but I kinda miss when the understanding abt multiple pronouns used to be that any are fine or different ones apply in different contexts whereas now the default assumption is you need to be constantly switching between them per sentence like that is really inaccessible for a lot of people + difficult in a second language + just genuinely defeats the linguistic object of a pronoun 😭

but I think it came from being a tme she/they who no one ever uses they for which I understand the frustration but i wish we could approach the root causes of that rather than the way I've seen ppl claim not alternating pronouns for someone midsentence is literally misgendering & honestly at the end of the day if you don't want someone to use she pronouns for you, tell them not to use she pronouns! we were all pronouns=/=gender until its "they to show I don't identify with the institution of womanhood, she to show my connection with femininity" but honestly how do you actually like being referred to, worry abt that. if u actually don't like ppl using she to refer to u then tell them that & if the discomfort is bc it shows their perception of u doesn't align w ur gender then like performative language doesnt actually change that anyway so mb if we stopped worrying about this we could actually have way more worthwhile conversations about gender.

[dmumt]

train was suddenly terminated as we pulled into a station so we all had to get off and find another train towards london except all those trains are also cancelled and delayed so why don’t we all just kill ourselves