#i just really wanted an excuse to use that cake pic

[burstingsunrise]

packing a bag, we’re leaving tonight while everyone’s sleeping

[yuikomorii]

Happy Birthday, Ayato! ❤️

// Today is the golden boy’s birthday!! Sweet and spicy visual god, you are the reason of my unattainablly high standards… and also of my questionable financial decisions, lol.

This looks more like an Ayayui shrine than an individual Ayato one, but I couldn’t fit all the items in one pic, therefore I chose the ones that were the easiest to find in my room. :”)

Nevertheless… I did try to prepare a SCENARIO too! I used my nsfw edit as the cg, although I didn’t show everything. The romantic part is really cheesy and cringe, but if you’re into fluff, you will like that. 💕💕

~Operation: Ayato-kun’s birthday~

Yui: ( Haa… it feels as if there’s no ending to these anymore… )

( I woke up earlier today, hoping to finish all these exercises, yet I really can’t bring myself to understand how to solve them at all…! )

( My mind is completely in a whole different place right now. Today is Ayato-kun’s birthday after all. )

( Unfortunately, all the assignments kept me so busy this week that I wasn’t even able to bake a cake for him… )

( However, it’s still not too late for that, right? )

( Once I’m done with this page, I will definitely try my best to prepare it as soon as po—)

Reiji: Komori Yui, are you slacking again?

Yui: …!

R-Reiji-san!

( Oh no, he picked up my notebook! )

Reiji: Good grief, there are mistakes everywhere! Do I need to remind you that you are not permitted to bring disgrace upon the Sakamaki family as long as you reside under this mansion's roof?

Yui: Uuh… I-I’m really sorry, Reiji-san. I promise I’ll—

Reiji: Silence. I recently received your report card as well, and I must admit that I’m not pleased with your performance in the slightest. I was expecting such indifference from my brothers, but it’s rather disheartening for a human girl not to care about her education.

Yui: Y-You got it wrong! It’s not like I don’t care about school, but… simply put, the teachers have been giving us much too many tasks lately, and I find them quite difficult to solve, which stresses me out a little, to be honest.

Reiji: Hmph, excuses. I find it incomprehensible how such simple exercises cause you mental difficulties.

Nevertheless, I shall teach you then. Even if it requires the whole day to achieve that.

Yui: You will? Woah, thank you so much, Re— W-Wait, no! We can’t do that today!

Reiji: Pardon? Are you rejecting my offer to tutor you?

Yui: No, no! Not at all! It’s just that today is Ayato-kun’s birthday, and well… I would obviously want to celebrate it with him.

Reiji: Denied.

Yui: Eh—?

Reiji: You truly are a fool. Vampires show no interest in the day of their birth. Now, take a sit.

Yui: …

( I know Reiji-san is not in the wrong, but… I really do want to celebrate Ayato-kun’s birthday. That day may not be special to him but it’s so special to me. )

( Am I being selfish, I wonder…? )

*Timeskip*

Reiji: It appears that you’re finally able to understand how to solve this exercise. The next ones are similar to it, therefore there shouldn’t be any obstacles.

Yui: Yes, I see…

( I appreciate Reiji-san’s help, yet too many hours have passed by and baking a cake from scratch is not possible anymore… )

Place: Living room

Yui: ( Hmm… apparently I still have enough pocket money to buy a cake. I know a self-made one would have been more meaningful, but I really couldn’t… )

Kanato: Yui-san, are you spacing out?

Yui: Eh—? Ah, Kanato-kun, I didn’t see you there. I’m fine, but I’m a bit in a hurry, so… see y— Kya!

( He grabbed my wrist! )

Kanato: You’re going to buy a cake for my brother, aren’t you?

Yui: Uhh… well yes, I mean, it’s his birthday after all.

Kanato: My birthday was yesterday and I didn’t see you get any cake for me, nor for Laito. Teddy thinks you forgot about us. Tell me, Yui-san, is that true?

Yui: T-that’s not it!

Kanato: So you’re going to buy a cake for me as well after all? I might forgive you if you do that.

Yui: ( What did I get myself into…! I’m sure Kanato-kun will throw a tantrum if I say “no”. )

But… I don’t think I got enough money for two cakes.

Kanato: Please don’t worry about that, Yui-san, I know my ways. Or what, are you doubting me now?

Yui: …!

— shakes head —

Kanato: Good, now let’s go.

Place: Demon World Cake shop

Yui: Woah, I’ve never seen such big cakes before!

Kanato: Please don’t shout. Your looks already make you resemble a servant, you don’t have to act like one as well.

Yui: ( Hey, that’s mean! )

Cake shop owner: Welcome, how can I help you?

Yui: We’re searching for a birthday cake, but uhm… one a bit smaller than the ones displayed here, if possible.

Cake shop owner: Any flavor you got in mind?

Yui: ( Speaking of flavor, I don’t think Ayato-kun has ever told me anything about his favorite. He would probably say Takoyaki but a Takoyaki cake… that doesn’t feel right. )

I think he likes straw—

Kanato: Raspberry!

Cake shop owner: Wonderful! We just finished a raspberry cake a few minutes ago!

— brings cake —

Yui: ( It truly looks delicious…! Besides, it’s red as well, which is Ayato-kun’s favorite color, so I believe he would truly like this one! )

Kanato: Alright, we’ll take it!

Place: Mansion

Yui: Phew, I’m glad the cake didn’t get crushed on the way.

Kanato: It’s time to eat!

Yui: Wha—! No, Kanato-kun, you can’t!

Kanato: Excuse me, but who do you think you are? This is my cake, therefore I’m allowed to eat it whenever I want!

Yui: W-Well, don’t you want to wait for Ayato-kun too? This way, you two will be able to eat it together like bro—!!

(He pushed me in the cake!?)

Kanato-kun, why did you do this!?

Kanato: You ruined the cake!

Yui: Me!? But Kanato-kun was the one who pushed me there!

Kanato: Teddy says you’re annoying, and I agree. Now how will you fix your mistakes?

Yui: ( I can barely see anything…! )

Kanato: Fufu, look at her Teddy! She’s full of cake from head to toe! Now, let’s give it a taste che—

Yui: You can’t!

— moves cake away from him —

Kanato: I can!

— moves cake back —

Yui: No!

— moves cake away —

Kanato: Hmph, just give up already, will you!?

— pushes her away —

Yui: Wait, no—!!!

???: Oi, what the—!

— cake falls on them —

Kanato: Noooo, the cake!!!! Ngh, this is no fun anymore!

Yui: Uuh… Why is the floor so soft…?

Ayato: ‘Cause it’s not the floor, you idiot.

Yui: Ah! A-Ayato-kun!

Uhh… Happy birthday…~?

Ayato: Geez, c’mere, you’re an even bigger mess.

— picks her up —

Place: Bathroom

Yui: ( This is so embarrassing…! )

Ayato: Haa… You’re finally not covered in cake anymore.

Yui: I… I’m sorry…

Ayato: Huh? What are you apologizing for? I’m not mad that you dropped that cake on me.

Yui: That’s not the only thing I’m sorry about…

If it weren’t for my carelessness, you would have gotten a nice birthday, but now… you don’t even have a cake anymore.

( Ah, I’m feeling as if I’m about to cry right now… )

Ayato: Hey, c’mon that’s not worth the tears. I’m a vampire, remember? I don’t care about my birthday, so there’s no need to worry about such stuff.

Yui: Maybe you don’t care about it but… I do. I know that I’m about to sound selfish, but your birthday is very special to me. It represents the day you were born and I… I simply can’t imagine not celebrating it.

Ayato-kun is important to me, therefore that automatically makes his birthday important to me too.

Ayato: You klutz…

— hugs her —

Yui: W-Wha—! Ayato-kun…!

Ayato: Seriously, are all humans really that sentimental? Or does this only apply to cute girls like you?

Yui: …!

(He… he called me cute! )

— blushes —

Ayato: The day’s still not over, y’know? There’s still time to celebrate it if you’re really that obsessed with it.

Yui: …! So, are you really okay with that?

Ayato: Yeah? If I weren’t, I would have told you, idiot. On top of that, it’s not like I got anything better to do anyway.

Now tell me, Chichinashi, what exactly do you have in store for today?

Yui: Hm… uhm… nothing comes to my mind at the moment, but for now… I can’t say I mind spending time like this with Ayato-kun.

Ayato: Heh~? You suddenly don’t mind being in my arms while naked?

Yui: P-Phrasing it like that…!

Ayato: Well, if that’s the case, then… you wouldn’t mind if I sucked your blood either, right?

Yui: Go ahead.

Ayato: Hah? No talking back? Are you really that easy to convince today? Or, could it be that you finally admit enjoying the pleasure these fangs give you?

Yui: It’s not only about your fangs, Ayato-kun. I really like you as a whole.

I wasn’t even able to find a gift for you, therefore giving you my blood is the least I can do.

Ayato: Heh, I see… I don’t need your blood as a gift though.

Yui: You don’t…?

Ayato: Nope, ‘cause I already got the best gift ever.

Yui: Is that so?

( Did someone already give him something for his birthday? If that’s the case, then who could it be? )

( Ah… I guess I’m just overthinking, but now I’m really curious. )

Ayato: You really wanna know, don’t you? It’s already written on your face.

Are you getting jealous~?

Yui: T-That’s…—!

Ayato: Pfft, you really did get jealous, huh?

Yui: ( Ugh… he’s making fun of me now! )

Ayato: Anyway, there’s no need to. After all, the best gift I’ve ever gotten…

It’s you, Yui.

— Smooch —

The end

[jessamine-rose]

✿ Sweeter than Honey ✿

I am still not sane after reading Barbatos’s new UR. Honey’s Sweet Allure was rlly good so I wrote a spicier continuation. Enjoy this sweet treat of our favorite butler (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

Devilgram spoilers ahead!! Story context:: Barbatos wants to promote common varieties of honey in the Devildom. His plan is to make several honey desserts then share the pics and recipes on Devilgram with help from Mc.

♡ 0.7k words under the cut ♡

“...and that is the final dessert.”

In Barbatos’s Devilgram post, the honey yogurt parfait couldn’t look more delectable. The video shows the demon butler mixing plain yogurt with richly-colored honey. A spritz of lemon juice causes the color to fade from bold amber to pale yellow. The finished dish is a glass cup filled with colorful layers of honey yogurt, berries, and granola.

You glance at the real dessert on the kitchen countertop. The parfait is half-eaten, too scrumptious for only one bite. Asmodeus will be thrilled with the leftovers, judging by his comments.

“Once again, thank you for your assistance.” Barbatos puts down his DDD and turns to face you. His poised smile is tinged with satisfaction. “Thanks to our efforts, the Devildom will gain a better appreciation for our ordinary varieties of honey.”

“No problem!” you reply. “Thank you again for letting me taste-test your sweets. Everything was absolutely delicious!”

“I am pleased to hear that. To that end, I would like to ask an important question: Which dessert was your favorite?”

“Hmm, that’s a difficult question. And a subjective one at that. Why are you asking me?”

There is a faint twinkle in his viridian eyes. “I’d like to know your personal favorite so that I may recreate it for you in the future.”

“Aw, thank you.” Looking away, you reexamine the assorted desserts on the countertop.

The roll cake. In addition to a light honey cream filling, the cake features an intricate pattern of honeycomb and flowers.

The patterned hard candy. It doesn’t have the magic trick of the candy sticks you shared at the park, but the swirly design is far prettier.

The honey shortcake with extra honey. After the initial excitement of having a cake all to yourself, you settled for two slices to make room for the other desserts.

Your gaze returns to Barbatos. He is sampling the souffle pancakes drizzled with floral honey. A spot of honey glistens on the back of his bare hand.

You blush, recalling your previous accident. Barbatos had been so unfazed as he wiped the honey splatters off your hand and commented on your flustered reaction.

“Oh? You seem to be blushing,” he observed, a knowing smile on his face. “Were you hoping for something else, perhaps? How adorable.”

“You!”

“I beg your pardon?” Barbatos puts down his fork, eyes widening by just a fraction.

You flash him a bright smile. “My favorite dessert is you, of course! Don’t you get it, honey?”

A short pause. “Are you referring to the use of ‘honey’ as a term of endearment?”

“Exactly!”

What a cheesy line. Nonetheless, your smile doesn’t waver.

There is a drop of honey on his lips. Barbatos must’ve missed it when he heard your sorry excuse for a pickup line. The sophisticated butler is totally oblivious to that imperfection.

Was your poor flirting attempt that effective? This day keeps getting better and better!

The corners of his mouth tilt upward. “You certainly have a unique way of picking favorites. However, it would be rather inappropriate of me to promote myself to the Devildom masses.”

“In that case, does that mean only I can indulge in you?”

His only response is an enigmatic smile. You help yourself to another slice of honey shortcake, savoring the heavenly sweetness

Barbatos taps the corner of his lips. “There is some honey on your lips, ______.”

“Oh, really?” you ask innocently. “Could you please clean it up for me, then?”

He picks up a napkin. “Certainly.”

You shake your head. “No, not with that. With your lips!”

“Oh? That method sounds rather ineffective and improper,” he shoots back.

Now he is just teasing you. Already, Barbatos is caressing your cheek and looking at you with half-lidded eyes. His tongue darts out to slowly lick the honey off his own lips. An immodest, purposeful gesture.

“As you wish. Be careful what you wish for with an attitude like that.”

♡

I enjoyed all of the Devilgram stories for the Beware the Bees?! URs but Barbatos rlly takes the cake for leaving me wanting more. How dare he make me crave honey and romance....

A big thank you to @diodellet for peer-reviewing this and witnessing my brainrot. I hope I was able to satisfy everyone's cravings for Barbatos (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

Tag a Barbatos enjoyer!! @haru-kichi @whoretaglia @paradisoperdita @luyo-mi

[oh-my-damn]

I agree sometimes on influencers and entertainers not speaking on things they aren’t educated about and don’t care to be educated about. I think they can do more harm than good spreading wrong information. Also, it really just shows their true colors anyways.

For Chris though… this man has made a whole political platform. He inserted himself into politics by acting like he truly cares about political, social and world events. He’s even historically been vocal about certain things and it’s wild to think he deserves a pass because he’s jUsT an aCtoR. Or maybe because he has aNxIeTy. Bffr.

He thought his popularity could carry him into other avenues, but with a dwindling and dying fan base he probably realized this wasn’t going to work. He curated a perfect Steve rogers esque persona over the years, but he forgot he has to maintain it. He seems like he’s now content staying silent and not rocking the boat. Also, It’d be weird to speak up on issues while people are calling out your wife for her past problematic behavior.

Not to mention the website was already problematic and most of us who were supportive should have seen the red flags. The fact that the site gives a “neutral” stance on political issues and parties. Lol. Okay, Jan. Then having just genuinely the wrong type of people chosen to speak on issues, ick.

Man is 🗑️ and I’ll die on that hill.

He hoped he would have his cake and eat it too.

That is genuinely what I believe he thought would happen. Got a lot of support, and a lot of publicity, when he tweeted against trump.

The world needed that. The world rallied against trump and then they rallied for Chris. He had already been portrayed as a fucking saint because he played Steve Rogers, the literally perfect man.

Him and his PR team both wanted to ride that train as far as it would take them.

They thought it would take them to the end.

But him marrying someone who looks like a minor, SIXTEEN years his junior, who still portrays roles as a minor because she looks the part, who has clear racist behavior and affilations in her past? They did not anticipate that.

I do believe Chrissy-boo thought he had reached a level of untouchable, because of his dick-pic.

Babe. The pic wasn't that good. We don't excuse racism, fatphobia or anti-semitism just because we saw a mediocre peen.

As a "proclaimed feminist" you should know that. Your team should, too.

Now you're trying to rebuild by FIRST supporting Israel and NOW changing your stance because the US is being called out on the fact they're funding a genocide by Israel against Palestine?

No bueno. No bueno at all.

This man is toast.

Let him "thrive" in his little roles, looking like a cooked up who-knows-what. Between the veneers, wigs, and excessive amounts of botox, it will be just a few years before "fans" watch him in a movie without ever realizing he's playing the character in it.

He's over. He's been over for a while. He does not have the backbone or the talent to make a proper comeback. His current Razzie status should tell you all you need to know.

Why the fuck are people still supporting this racist actor-wannabe?

[helianskies]

After reading Bitter Teeth and knowing you speak Italian, are there scenarios and stories you'd still like to explore having Italy as your background? And what are you favorite Italian historical periods to play with?

holy moly, months later she's finally decided to give you some sort of answer to a very interesting ask! :'0

i'm sorry i'm on my knees i'm grovelling cake i'm so sorry

i'll be honest, i love italy, i love italian, i love italians, and i would love to use it as a setting more often if it suits a fic - in a heartbeat. having been to a fair few areas now (Puglia you're next on my list bby i promise) there are such beautiful places i would love to use as backdrops, even for short works. a little romantic trip to Verona, a wet weekend in Venice, a sea swim in the marina in Naples across the bay from Vesuvius...

i think it helps with writing when you've been somewhere and can weave in personal experiences or even memories. i'd like to do it more in general, though i find my mind is not programmed easily for fluffy encounters haha. but i have fond memories of italy and i'd love to use them more as inspiration.

(what i'm trying to say is i suffered climbing up Vesuvius after a morning spent walking Herculaneum and i want someone - toni, south italy, whoever! - to feel my pain!)

anywho. as for historical periods... i dunno. as a student i only ever studied Risorgimento onwards, and very politically-based. i think the Renascimento in Florence would be interesting. i really loved visiting Davide and Venere haha (my duomo experience on the other hand...). and i'd love to learn more of Venice as a kingdom. Roman Italy i guess is a must, though i've already dabbled. otherwise, i'm not too sure....

though, when in Rome... i could send toni to walk around the Colosseum and Roman Forum omgggg... let him walk around and have his thoughts... a lil' character study...

i am never getting over leaving the Colosseum and finding a public water dispenser with sparkling water.......

OH THE TEMPLES! there were temples in the Forum! there's the Tempio di Antonino (e Faustina, ahem) and the Tempio di Romolo just across the way! i remember my mind working overtime with that nugget. the romespa was stalking me tirelessly on that part of my trip. and i'm yet to be cured!

anyways i hope that has in some way answered your question(?). i've not put much thought into the italies as characters themselves - i don't feel the same kind of draw to them that i feel with toni - but it would be curious to. i'd love to do more research into Venice during the times of the Ottoman Empire, in its sort of golden era. i'm sure i've seen a documentary or two, and i may even have a book... hmmm...

so many little threads to follow and not enough hours in the day, sadly, to do so :')

thank you for sending in the ask, it gave me an excuse to look back on some much loved holiday pics haha (and sorry again for taking my sweet time responding!) :)

[damelceri]

LONG Vent//rant

I wish I could've posted something special for the vtsom anniversary, it's such a special game for me but I couldn't get to finish the drawing for that day, not even for that week

I know I don't owe explanations, I'm not trying to "excuse" myself either, after all, art is something I do for fun and love, but it's exactly because of that that I want to share why I'm not able to post as much as I'd like to, I guess it's to get myself to understand what I've been doing and not feel as guilty for not being able to do everything all at once, I feel like this is a way of journaling

Last week was technically my last week of school; between exams and presentations and practices I didn't have time to even take care of myself or clean my workspace, it was a nightmare, I always try to have good grades but I hadn't realized I overworked my body to the limit until one morning my dad dropped me off school and when I was getting off the bike I collapsed to the floor from how tired I was (rmu victor style LMAO), thankfully it was only that one time but I'm still kind of sad that I got low grades on a few subjects

BUT HEY I GOT A PERFECT SCORE ON MY PRACTICES, YOU CAN TRUST ME WITH A SYRINGE BABYYY

Not everything was so bad though, that same week was my mom's birthday and i got her a cake

That same week, on Saturday I went to do social services to the beach and we got to see baby sea turtles

Just look at this lil baby!!!

But yeah, despite the good things that I'm so grateful I got to experience, my body is tired, I try to stay awake to make good use of my time but my body screams at me to lay down so I have no other option but to do so while I can

as of today I'm (finally!) on vacations although this past week I still had to go to school again to fill some papers and ask for other things and blah blah, but I'm technically free

Today I tried to practice coloring/rendering on digital because I never do that, and I think it's coming out really good

Even if I couldn't finish the anniversary art on time, I'll still like to finish it because I think it's a cute concept and I wouldn't want it to go to waste, although I'll do it after finishing this coloring practice, just so that it looks it's best

Here's how the practice coloring is coming out, I'm really proud of It because I always have trouble drawing hair that it's not just shapes and blobs

If ur still reading this, and I hope this wasn't a waste of time for you, (u even got a cute pic of a turtle!), either way, this was something I needed to share so thank you so much for sticking with me, ur the best :]

[1004tyun-archive]

my love 🥺🥺🩷 i hope you’re feeling well despite the wi-fi issues!! >< hopefully those get solved soon…

while you woke up i was actually in the middle of looking for these concept pics of tyunning because they’re some of my favorites 😭 and i needed to add some ice cream because i’ve bought so many 😭

now is the countdown of what we got… we got chocolate vanilla, chocolate gelato, frozen themed ice cream, SPONGEBOB ICE CREAM???? it looks so cute 😭 i haven’t had the chance to eat it yet but it looks so cute if i have it i’ll take a pic for you mommy 🥺🩷 and SO many ben and jerry’s flavors 😭 we got all of the ones we found at the store (no milk and cookies in sight… 😔)

while waiting i also found they had some cookie cake and i took a picture that i’ll send you in dms~ it looks like something you’d like hence why i took the pic but i wasn’t sure it was wise to buy it with the amount of ice cream we got so i decided not to get it but at least keep the memory of it because it reminded me of you 🥺🥺🩷 there was also banana cake and pumpkin spice cake??

anyway hehe~ that’s all for the groceries 👉👈🩷 going to my appointment and having my therapist be so supportive like yours is really made me feel so happy so early in the day and i’m just so relieved and glad 🥹🥹🩷 getting to talk about how it all happened was so fun and i was all happy talking about you although shy as well >\\\< 🩷🩷 i love you so much mommy 🥺🥺🩷 you’re the gem of my life, my sweetie pie 🥺🥺🩷 i missed you lots~ me wants to call mommy soon ;3; 🩷🩷 i hope you have a good day my love 🥹 later in the evening i’ll try to take pics of what i get at the buffet just for you!! 👉👈🩷 i love you my sweet darling~ 🥺🥺🩷

my baby~ 🥺🥺🩵🩵 other than the wifi issues i feel great!! honestly i’m just glad it’s an internet only issue and not a power issue i would’ve hated to wake up to no air conditioning or functioning oven that sounds like a nightmare 😭😭

an update on the internet: the company says it’s an outage that’s been going on for 12 hours now i’m surprised it hasn’t been fixed yet 😭😭 hopefully they’ll get this resolved soon

OMG THESE PICS ARE SO PRETTY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🩵🩵 this is such a pretty moodboard baby i love it 🥺🥺 (it’s almost as pretty as you~)

when you said you got spongebob ice cream i immediately thought of this abomination with the gum ball eyes and melting face 😭

(i remember them tasting pretty good though, like sorbet :o) hopefully yours looks better than this sjshhs

i’d love to know all the ben & jerry’s flavors you got 👀👀 so sad that milk and cookies is still nowhere to be found 😭😭 such is also the case for me finding that tiramisu flavor either it’s hiding from me or maybe it never even existed 😨😨😨

the cookie cake you sent is so cute now that i think about it we definitely have something like that here it’s just funny that for the label they use a completely different kind of cookie when it’s clearly oreo flavored 😭😭 i’d totally devour that though for sure 😩😩 oooh banana cake and pumpkin spice cake?? i’ve never had banana cake but i like making banana bread (it may as well be banana cake with all the flour, eggs, and sugar required to make it djshs) and i’ve made spice cake before too so i’d like to try those someday :0

i’m so relieved that your therapist was so supportive 🥺🥺🥺 that seriously made me so so happy it really made my day 🥹🩵 hehe i’m imaging you getting all shy when talking about me and i want you to know that i also get shy when asked about you even though internally i’m always begging for an excuse to bring you up hehehe 🤭🤭🩵 i always get so happy when i get to talk about you my love 🥺 i love my sweet baby so much~ you’re the light of my life and my shining star i’m always missing you and looking forward to the next time we can talk 🥺🩵🩵 mommy wants to call her baby soon too 🥺🥺🥺🩵🩵 my day has been amazing so far because of you 🥺 i hope yours has been great too~ yesss send pics let me eat vicariously through you hehe :3 i love you so much my little cherry fairy 🥺🩵

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

To brighten things up for your boys, what would be their IDEAL happiest day in the world? What would be the day they look back on to feel warm and soft any time they need comfort? :D (yes even Anti even though his will definitely be fucked up lol)

ooo i really like this question!! but im not sure how to answer because i feel like good days aren't planned, they just sorta happen! so heres a quick list of days that the boys have had that were special:

jackie went to a carnival with his parents as a teen, before his father passed and before the schizophrenia really set in. he played laser tag with his dad and scared the shit out of his mom by rocking the cart on the ferris wheel haha. tbh it wasnt fancy or big, but its something jackie looks back on fondly, especially when he wants to think of better times

marvin's first performance! they were still kinda an awkward kid who didnt know who they were or who they wanted to be, but after their mentor trained them on how to properly use their magic, they ended up becoming a performer with a big theater and they did a magic show! it was very nerve-wracking but everyone was raving at how cool their stunts were, and they got a huge burst of pride and confidence from that day

this is gonna sound lame, but probably when henrik got married :') at the time and for years to come, his wife was really the light of his life; she was so smart and witty and never ceased to fascinate him. it really was a perfect day where nothing really went wrong, just the two of them professing their love and eating way too much cake and drinking way too much wine and spending time with family and friends :)

the day anti met jameson was literally the best day of that parasites entire miserable life. like, he had nothing. no one to love him or care for him, no home, no stability, not even the courage to take jack's body. but then jack made him a present, something he's never received, and it was the best thing that was ever given to him. the moment anti laid eyes on jameson, he was in love and he finally had something to hold onto.

its hard to say for chase, he's had a rough life. but theres so many little moments from when he met jackie and henrik, moments where he was shown care and love despite feeling like a complete fuckup. i guess a good day would be the day he decided to quit drinking. he was getting to a point where he didnt want to hurt his family anymore, and even though it was really hard, he wanted to try, for people who actually not only gave a shit about him, but loved him to bits and pieces. that day set off a chain reaction of progress and healing for chase, and even to this day jackie tells chase how proud of him he is for taking that step

its hard to say for jameson as well. i think in the past, he would look to the days when he and anti were in their honeymoon phase, where anti was kind and loving and charming and wouldn't dream of hurting jameson. he loves that version of anti more than anything and looks back on those times when hes suffering and wants to excuse what anti does to him. i think nowadays however, he thinks less and less about anti and more and more about the new friends he's made. the dumb game nights, the late night bonfires, the movies they argue over watching, the hugs and i love you's they share. not to be too corny, but i think if jameson had to pic a singe day, it would be when he let his heart go soft once again and told henrik he loved him, and they kissed in the snow and jameson wasnt afraid.

[batteredwarriorstillstanding]

You have all of these terse, "absolute," rules that you use in order to disqualify everyone you once thought to be a potential candidate for being awarded the role of "the one who truly loves you," or your "soulmate." Some of these gems include (paraphrasing) "anyone who attempts to prevent you from being yourself does not actually love you, but instead wishes to transform you into someone they can love." There are a long line in the "make you feel" category, e.g: "their love for you, or lack theirof, can be identified by how they make you feel." Sometimes, a person's reaction to a single stimuli, on one single occasion, reveals them to be hopelessly unqualified, even if that single reaction would appear to be a perfectly understandable one for nearly any person who actually cares about her: again, and as usual, paraphrasing, but..."if he becomes butthurt and wants to 'slow down' just because I, after spending a wonderful couple of weeks with him, completely disappeared, blocked his nimber and all of his social media accounts, threw rocks at his head as I ran from him while he approached me in the parking lot of my office building, then slashed his tires as I ran past his car , which was parked in 15 minute parking so he couldn't follow me with his bullshit excuses like "hey, I was really worried about you," or "I care about you and simply wanted to be sure you were ok, because there was, literally, no trace of you, anywhere. If you were ol, i kinda wanted to know what i did wrong. I was really happy and excited about this." Then, there's MY favorite, I mean...this one just takes the cake "yeah, so like 15 people contacted me, cuz you posted a pic of us on facebook fairly recently, while they hadn't seen or heard from you in months, one guy told me where you worked now and I promised everyone I would go make certain you are alive and well and report back to them." What a bunch of pussies...I mean, I am searching for The One, of course, but, as you can see, none of these limp-dick softies are it. I mean, their behavior....'caring about me...wantingvto make sure I was okay?' I don't know who they think they're kidding with that bullshit, but...wrong girl, here. I wonder what happened to the guy who left me tied to the bed when we were playing air games a couple of years ago, then broke my jaw, but got mad cuz when he ordered me to give him the PIN to my ATM card, i couldn't form coherent numbers with broken mandible. 30 minites later, he figured it out and i wrote it down, he warned me not to tell the police as he was leaving, and I didn't. Get this, he even called ambulance. What a sweetheart! Does anyone have his parole address?" I have to be patient in my search for a soul matem it will happen when it is supposed to, though. I know that.

[miekasa]

mie.. i’m going into another eren phase.. so can you pls tell me your fav boyfie eren hcs…

Yeah, why not. I have so many random ones because he is my boyfriend <333 so here you gp

sfw

Eren doesn't actually work out all that often. He’s always been athletic, so his exercise comes in the form of playing sports, but he doesn’t really go to the gym outside of playing/practice.

Loves cake pops, more often than not “treats himself” to one after an exam or assignment, or whenever he feels like it lmfao. He basically eats it all in one bite, keeps the stick in his mouth to fidget with until he finds a trashcan. 

Likes seeing you in his hoodies because, well, it’s his hoodie on you; but mostly because of the size of the actual hood on you. He thinks it’s so funny but also pretty cute how the hood alone swallows you up. 

Grocery shopping with you is one of his favorite activities. He rarely goes by himself—if not with you, then with Mikasa or Armin—and all he really does is follow you around the store and occasionally put some stuff in the cart, but he still loves it. He likes running and then jumping on the cart like it’s a scooter. 

No matter how many makeup tutorials he watches, or how many times he watches you do your own makeup, he doesn’t really understand how it works lmfao. He likes watching it, and he thinks you look pretty if wearing makeup is your thing, but he baffles him how a little tube of concealer brightens your under eye.

Speaking of which, he sits criss cross applesauce either on your bed or on the toilet if you’re in the bathroom, while he watches you do your makeup. Counts the steps in his head, always confuses the contour and bronzer. It’s okay, he’s learning. 

He both likes and dislikes FaceTime. He likes the convenience of it (and will abuse it by calling you even tho you’ve just barely left his house), but he would much rather just go and see you; so he does. Unless there’s something keeping you apart, Eren will make the effort and the trip to go and see you, even if it’s late at night. 

He gets warm very easily, but always has some sort of coat/outerwear on him, even if it’s just a light windbreaker. He usually ends up hanging it over your shoulders or telling you to wear it because you “look cold” when he wants to take it off. 

He walks just like a half step behind you; technically still by your side, but trailing you by the tiniest amount. That way he gets to be with you and watch you, and also steer you away from anything/anyone else he sees ahead while you’re walking. 

If he notices your shoelaces are untied, he gently pokes your shoulder to get you to stop, then bends down and ties them for you. 

His phone case is brown leather, and has your initials engraved at the very bottom in a very tiny, dark green font. 

Likes walking around with you at night so congrats on having your own personal guard dog for Safety lmfaoo. Sometimes you guys don’t even talk; he just wants to hold your hand and wander around, and just be with you for a little bit. 

He is the one putting hair ties on YOUR gear shift and around YOUR wrist. Marking his territory lmfaooo

Learns to like coffee in college, and learns your Starbucks order pretty quickly. He’s got a very small addiction, but he always buys you a cup when he gets his own, so at least it’s beneficial for you. He doesn’t usually have much an extreme sweet tooth, but he takes his coffee with quite a few pumps of syrup and/or sweetener. 

Eren loves hugs, and once he starts getting them, he refuses to go with out them. Back hugs are his favorite, whether it be you hugging him from behind, or him doing it to you; either works for him, both feel like heaven. 

You know when it’s time to head home after a party/hanging with your friends because Eren will drape himself over you and gradually apply more of his body weight the more tired/drunk he gets. Regardless of whether or not he’s sloshed, he’ll still press very light and innocent kisses onto your neck and ears. 

Turns out he really likes getting kisses on his cheeks. It always takes him by surprise; his eyes widen and his eyebrows raise just a bit, but he usually evens out his expression before you pull back, so you don’t see. What you do see is the sorta glazed over, happy look in his eyes, and if you look closely, you might see his pupils dilate, too. 

He actually doesn’t mind reading, he just never thinks to read in his free time. When he does remember, and what he’s reading is interesting to him, he finishes the book pretty quickly—a few days, maybe a week at most—it’s kind of impressive. Then he goes on to not look at another book for a good five months lmfao. 

Asked you what detergent and fabric softener you used on your sheets, then bought the exact same products to do his laundry with. 

He picks you up pretty often. It’s not always tossing you over his shoulder, or carrying you bridal style, but if he needs to get to something behind you in the kitchen he’ll just. Just pick you up, turn, plop you down, get what he needs, pick you up, turn around again, and plop you right back into place. Like a doll. 

Actually very good and very meticulous when it comes to cleaning. Not a single hard water stain in sight on your dishes. Sparkling countertops and tables, your oven has never looked shinier than when he’s done with it. 

Doodles on his notes when he’s bored in class. Doodles on your notes if he’s bored in class and you’re there, too. 

He claims to not get jealous easily, but he definitely does. His methods of dealing with it are either to (a) pout (usually only happens when he gets jealous of someone you’re telling him about), (b) find an excuse to pull you away from this other person, (c) be extremely cold to this other person, (d) pretend to be sick/tired/hungry as an excuse for you to be concerned about him/dote on him in front of this other person (this is his favorite method). 

Will push your phone down/into your face if you’re laying down using it or just scrolling through your feeds. Thinks it’s peak comedy, always runs away with a little shit grin on his mouth. 

He’s always tuned into you, and sometimes physically turned to you, even in a larger conversation with other people around. Finds a way to pull you into the convo if you’ve been on the quieter side, nudges at your side under the table to bother you when you’re distracted, frequently looks at you even if someone else is talking. 

nsfw/suggestive

Eren really likes lazy sex, and it’s arguably one of his favorites; and for someone who’s not a morning person, he sure does like morning sex. He does this thing where he wakes up at like eight in the morning, starts feeling up on you, and eventually very lazily fucks you before you even have the chance to say good morning, then crashes and sleeps for another two hours. Sometimes he doesn’t pull out. 

Always gets hard when you do try on hauls of the new clothes you’ve bought; whether it be via FaceTime or in person. You could be showing him your new sweatpants, and he’ll still find it sexy. 

Can and will find time to grope you whenever possible. Getting water from the kitchen means you’re getting your ass smacked while you open the fridge. Putting on your shoes also means you’re getting your ass smacked when you bend over. Standing around debating on what to wear for the day means he’s coming up behind you to put his hands on your boobs. Doing your skincare routine in the bathroom means he’s got his hands on your hips squeezing at your skin. 

Likes being bitten. Will tell you to bite him; he’ll lean down while he’s fucking you, smile wickedly when you grab and claw at his back, and you’re gasping against his shoulder, “Wanna hurt me? Go ahead, baby, do your worst.” 

He loves making out with you, even if it doesn’t lead to sex; actually, sometimes, he prefers it that way. You make his head spin just by kissing him, and there’s a special kind of bliss of just rutting against each other without fucking that he loves. 

Lovesssss taking mirror selfie’s with you on his lap and your back to the mirror, especially right after sex. Your head resting on his shoulder and he just barely murmurs, “Stay right there, don’t move.” Might start a collection of pics like that.

Tugging on his ear acts as encouragement, but somewhat surprisingly, that sole action doesn’t necessarily turn him on; it doesn’t turn him off, and he likes it, but it’s more... soothing? than sexual to him. What you should do instead is put your hand on the back of his neck/touch the hair near his nape. 

He could have done all the work, but will still wrap you in his arms and kiss your head and tell you how good you are, how good you were to him. He really does think you fucked him 9/10 times and takes pride in it too lmaooo

Holds your jaw open with one hand, presses the index and middle fingers of his other hand against your tongue, and watches your spit pool around him. He exhales slowly at the sight, moving his fingers around to coat them evenly before pulling them out of your mouth and separating them; watches a thin line of spit connect them and groans. 

Holds you jaw a lot, actually: when you’re kissing, when you’re blowing him, when he’s on top and fucking you, when he’s fucking you from behind, he’ll pull you up with one hand, use two fingers and turn your head to the side so he can kiss you. 

It’s him that kinda loses it first most of the time; that gets that fucked out, hazy look in his eyes, that makes everything feel like too much so his head drops to your shoulder and he resorts to biting at your neck to further stimulate you. 

Likes sucking on your tongue when you kiss. Falls in love with you all over again on the spot when you do it back to him. 

You could just barely put your hands on him and Eren will groan, mutter about how you’re so sexy and how badly he wants to fuck you. Could just lay back with your chest heaving from kissing him and he’s got hearts in his eyes and his dick is hard. 

[ive-tumbled-down-a-rabbit-hole]

Hammy

Meet Cute (not on a) Monday 35

Happy belated Birthday @ktreereads and @tylindel

This is my first (and highly likely) last Damianette.

Very minor swearing.

Masterlist

MCM Masterlist

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Damian scowled as Jon’s friend sighed looking between them, an apologetic look upon her face, but remained in place effectively trapping him in the booth of the dismal bar that he really didn’t want to be in. The table was sticky, the music too loud and there were far too many people for the experience to be consider anywhere near pleasant.

When Jon had ‘insisted’ that he came out and ‘socialised’, with Grayson agreeing, Damian had stupidly overlooked the fact that they were meddling, and he had ended up on a double date he certainly was not happy with entertaining.

Jon’s friend sighed yet again and pouted at the pair of them looking woeful.

“Sorry Jon, my girl’s bailed on me... she’s still jetlagged and working on Parisian time and... missed Hammy so... she won’t be coming.”

Alya looked guilty as she and Damian watched Jon’s brilliant eyes dim causing Damians frown to grow. Despite his frustration of being with the pair Damian knew Jon had worked hard to trick convince Damian into coming out tonight. As she glanced down at her phone again Damian scanned the messages Alya sent to her ‘friend’ subtly over her shoulder.

To My Girl: Where are you??

To My Girl: Meet me at the usual place!! There’s a cute guy here that I want you to meet

To Foxy: Can’t. Hammy’s birthday.

To My Girl: What?!?!?!

To Foxy: [pic of a hamster in a small party hat with a mini hamster friendly flapjack birthday cake. In the background birthday party banners]

To My Girl: No excuse! Get your butt down here! You need HUMAN company. Plus the hamster isn’t a year old.

To Foxy: Soz

To Foxy: Still can’t.

To Foxy: And so what if it’s not Hammy’s year birthday. He won’t live that long so celebrating his 3 month birthday.

To Foxy: AND I missed him. He’s my baby boy. 😛

To Foxy: Coffee tomorrow instead? Xxxx

To My Girl: Girl! Be serious!

To My Girl: Girl?

To My Girl: Mars??

To My Girl: … Marinette???

Sighing yet again Alya put her phone back into her bag, still within easy reach but more so she could focus on the guys in front of her.

“I kinda thought as we’d nor seen each other in a fortnight she’d want to come out and catch up.... ‘not play pretend parties for her fucking rodent!’”

“Tt, this is a waste of my time. I refuse to be a third wheel on your date. Jon. Move.”

“Pffffft!!! Dating?! No chance, sorry Jon. I’m happily engaged, thank you very much. I know Jon through work. He’s just a friend.”

“Noooo! Wait! Dames, please. You spend all your time couped up with Titus and Alfred or working. Dick and I thought you could use a break. Make new friends... maybe...”

Damian raised his eyebrow at his friend turned hostage keeper, folding his arms waiting for more of an explanation. Jon tried to use his ‘puppy dog eyes’ as a weapon to soften whatever he was going to say next. Probably in hope of convincing Damian to stay. Or to reduce the chance of him digging out the kryptonite knuckle dusters Todd gave him for his last Christmas present.

“Errr, Alya’s friend has similar interests to you, we thought, maybe, that we could all meet and hang out together. And I did want to spend time with you. This isn’t all a ruse. Promise Dames!”

Ignoring Jon’s pleading attempt to pacify him, Damian turned his frosty attention to Alya.

“Either she’s a poor friend who’s neglected to inform you of her cancellation early enough to be polite or you’re a poor friend who either neglected to consider your friends schedule or didn’t inform her of this prearrangement and expect her to drop everything whenever you demand her attention. Tt. All those are unappealing options to say the least.”

“Dames!”

Despite Jon’s protest, Damian felt that he’d stuck quite well to Pennyworths rules of etiquette. He’d not swore like the heathen strays of his fathers. He’d expressed his thoughts without violence. Ok, he understood that he spoke with distain and slight malice but he was impressed considering he wanted to stab Jon and Alya the march out the establishment he found himself in.

“No... Jon, he’s right... I got wrapped up in acting like my younger self again with all the excitement. I’m glad he called me up on it... Mars would... maybe.. Eventually have too.”

Alya wryly smiled at Damian.

“She might not have been quite as blunt.”

Damian had not expected that response and blinked slowly reassessing Alya. Normally Jon would end up make amends for his ‘blunt’ statement and try and appease the offended party. Alya didn’t seem to be offended. She was aware of her behaviour and didn’t begrudge his harsh, if true, words.

With a sharp look, and analysing her closely, showed that she had no signs of hurt from his remarks which was unusual and was more remorseful, most likely for her friend given the how often she was glancing at her phone.

Jon the saviour of sour tension broke the growing social awkwardness that Damian had created.

“Alya, you mentioned missing Hammy... is Marinette ok?”

The tired laugh that escaped Alya surprised Damian as she rolled her eyes at Jon before smiling fondly.

“I was house sitting her hamster, Hammy, as well as watering her plants for the last fortnight. If anything happened to them while she was away, I’d be a goner. She called daily to check up on both, like I’d forget about them. Mars is currently throwing a mini party for Hammy as it's his ‘3-month birthday’ and she really missed him. He’s basically her child.”

The young adult reached for her phone again, smiling with love as she saw her friend’s Instagram page has uploaded a whole bunch of photos. Most were of Hammy eating his cake, having cuddles and a few of him playing some weird attempt at party games.

“Here, look. These are the photo evidence of what my girl is up to instead of hanging out with us.”

She snatched her phone away from the guys after she was sufficiently content, they’d seen enough of Mars and stuffed it back into her purse and took a sip of her drink.

“Your fiancée made a superior decision to stay in with her pet than to come out.”

“Excuse you!!! First off, Rude!! Second, not my fiancé - she’s my best friends. Thirdly, Hammy’s cute and all, but coming out is just as fun, if not more. Other people are here.”

“Alya, you have no idea what you have unleashed.”

As Jon distracted Alya unintentionally, Damian swiped her phone and broke into it painfully easily. He started categorising and profiling her as a person as well as reviewing more of her messages to ‘My Girl’ and ‘Pobblebonk’ on instra. Out the corner of his eye Damian could see Jon shake his head subtly before guiding the conversation with Alya to the latest article they were working on.

Ten minutes later, Damian was satisfied with his investigation and handed Alya her phone back.

“Your friend is acceptable. You will take us to Hammy’s party. It holds superior appeal to this bar.”

“What?! When did you take my phone??”

“Tt, shortly after you finished showing us pictures of Hammy. I recommend that you consider improving your phone’s security. It was ridiculously easy to break into.”

“I.... what... huh?... You know what, with your phone ‘acquiring’ skills, you and Mare will be perfect together.”

“Tt, move. We’ve been invited to Hammy’s party and are leaving this ghastly location *now*.”

Damian roughly shoved Jon who hardly moved before return to glare at Alya who was staring at him and down at her phone, which had a few messages from Marinette dance up.

“You stole her number?”

“No. I enquired if we could visit and join the party. She was amendable to the suggestion.”

He could feel Jon beaming at him, so deliberately ignored the urge to glance in his friend's direction, Damian focused on Alya as she pursed her lips as she contemplated his behaviour. Damian could only guess what was going through the enthusiastic woman's mind. He approved of her scepticism about bring an acquaintance and unknown back to her friend's home and was happy to wait for her to assess the situation. If she refused, he had all the information he required to meet Hammy in his vigilante form instead.

“Fine. You best not be a psycho, or they’ll never find your body!”

There was a look in Alya’s eye showing she was earnest about it. Damian turned slightly as Jon catches his eye with his grave nodding like he knows that she was being deadly serious. Under his friend's questionable assessment, Damian nods his head sharply in understanding.

On journey to Marinette’s, Damian found that Alya often glared at him as he continued to ignore her in favour of messaging her friend. Overlooking the horrific way their over excited friends behaved in trying to encourage contact, Damian had to concur that he was enjoying Marinette’s conversation.

After exchanging concerns about the flapjack cake for the hamster and her horrified response about ‘how dare he assume that she'd not considering her babies diet and health’ they fell into a rhythm sharing information and facts that started off about hamster and bovine care. It quickly deviated to amphibians when enquiring about where Marinette got the name Pobblebonk which turned out to be frog which are alternatively known by banjo frogs. He decided he’d have to get Jon to explain to him further about who Yoshi was and why a frog was being commission to make his noise. Damian elected to ignore Jon’s snort and Alya’s semi supressed huff (as she was being ignored) as smiled softly as she sent him further pictures of Hammy.

Entering Marinette’s apartment surprised Damian further. It was in a rundown building on the edge of a nicer neighbourhood in Gotham, but the insiders did not match. Light colours, warm throughs littered the place with plants everywhere. It was more akin to what he would expect for Poison Ivy. He understood the need for Alya to come round to help look after them given the sheer number that fit in the tiny space.

Marinette had said that Hammy was well looked after. Alya had hinted that he was completely spoilt. Damian was inclined to believe that Marinette was just passionate about looking after her pets. Hammy seemed to have a converted doll’s house as a place to live and then one wall was filled with tunnels and tubes for him to run around, potentially the whole apartment given one funnelled off somewhere with nooks and place to play in. The tunnels weaved around floating bookshelves which were filled with trinkets and more plants. He was living the life of hamster luxury.

Jon was staring in surprise that someone else had done what Damian had threatened to do when he was younger and wanted to spite his father. While waiting for the boys to taking in the awe of 'hamster madness' Alya wandered off to get drinks for every one from the kitchen with an ease of familiarity.

Marinette herself seemed awkward, fidgeting with her fingers and nervously darting her eyes about the place. She stood in the middle of the room in her pyjamas and oversized hoody, having not considered changing for guests.

“Ummm, would you like some cake? NOT hamster cake obviously. Though it is safe for humans. I may have just umm, over shared some with Hammy so there’s not much left. I have human cake though. If you are interested?”

“I’m vegan.”

“Oh, no worries, I have alternatives for that too. As well as gluten free. I grew up in a bakery, we often had to make alternatives which still tasted amazing.”

“That sounds agreeable. I would be delighted to try some then.”

Damian always considered Jon a ball of Metropolis sunshine, that is until the Parisian before beamed up at him and darted away towards the kitchen.

“Oh, I forgot, watch out for Hammy. He’s currently in his ball dancing to his disco music! I’ll be back with snacks in a moment. Make yourselves at home.”

Jon and Damian glanced at the corner of the room, sure enough was a speaker with techno pouring out of it quietly with a hamster that seriously did look like he was dancing along. As Jon decided to settle on the sofa to wait for the hosts, Damian sat down near the hamster inspecting the set up that Marinette had constructed.

As the woman in mind re-entered the room with her friend in tow, she placed a tray of refreshments down on the coffee table and sat next to Damian on the floor as Alya took the seat next to Jon. She pointed to all the different foods and what contained products which Damian shouldn’t eat and as Alya and Jon dived in like vultures, Marinette turned her attention to her pet, releasing him from his disco ball.

“Do you want to meet Hammy, Damian?”

Marinettes quiet silky voice reached out to him as her gaze was completely focussed on the hamster.

“I would like that, Marinette.”

“Girl!!! You’re still researching frogs!! I thought you’d given up that interest!”

Ignoring Alya’s screech, Marinette carefully placed Hammy in Damians hand before trying to snatch an encyclopedia on frogs out of Alyas hands.

“I’m gonna beat Nino on facts Als. He knew what he was getting into. Don't knock my tab system. And leave the notes alone. Plus, frogs are interesting, Damian seemed to be interested in what I knew. And from your messages he wouldn’t lie.”

“Girl...”

“Errr, frog facts?”

“Pobblebonk here, entered a frog fact competition with my fiancé. Let’s say he is losing as has a social life.”

“Pobblebonk?”

"I have a social life!!!"

Alya launched into a discussion with Jon about Yoshi, Pobblebonks, Frogs and bets while Marinette scowled at her friend. Damian smirked to himself amused by how she looked as threatening as a kitten before returning his attention to Hammy.

“She’s going to rant about this and monologue for a while now.”

“Tt, That’s Jon’s issue. He started all this.”

“True. I feel bad though, he’s likely to get it enough at work.”

“Still his issue. You however never finished telling me about poison dart frogs that look like raspberry strudel.”

“Oh, you really are interested in that? I’m happy to hear about Batcow and facts about her instead... You don’t have to listen to my frog facts.”

“Tt. It’s unbecoming to fret. I asked you to tell me more so continue.”

With a wonky smile and tilt of her head Marinette started to explain more about what's she learnt. Marinette eventually stole back her encyclopedia from Alya to show Damian.

The evening continued that way with Jon and Alya talking about journalism and the pros and cons of the ethics associated with it while Damian and Marinette focused on celebrating Hammy and talking animal facts with a documentary going on in the background. Damian noticed Marinette's yawns slowly started to increase in frequency and recalled that Alya said she was still on Parisian time.

"I think Hammy should go back into his home. It's late and he probably has had a wealth of stimulation for an evening."

Marinette hmm'd at him and carefully reached across Damian, brushing her hands against his as she took her baby away from him.

"*yawn* night night or morning my sweet child. *yawn*"

She booped a kiss on the hamsters head while leaning against Damian. He felt a growing heat of embarrassnent in his ears at her soft but carefree behaviour. Gently she placed her pet away and sat down next to Damian again, this time leaning against his shoulder, her eyes dazedly gazing at the documentary playing.

"You're tired. We should leave."

"May *yawn* be. You're warm though."

With that she snuggles closer wrapping her arms around his holding Damian tight drifting off. Frozen and unsure of what to do and completely unsure of what just happened Damian frowns down at her. Her warmth isn't unpleasant. Her shampoo and body wash filled his senses with her this close, again is was unexpectedly refreshing. He contempts how easy it was to talk to her. Unforced. Her willingness to not push his conversation boundaries. And her never ending love of animals.

Jon's cough draws Damian's attention away from the tiny Parisian gaining Jon a glower. He'd still not decided how he felt about the woman next to him beyond deciding she was more tolerable than most he encountered.

"Oh shit! Fuck. Sorry Damian, I'd forgotten that Mars gets clingy when tired."

Alya glanced at the clock.

"Sugar!! She'd think it's 5am. Fuck! Oh god."

"Tt. You seem to really care for your friend."

"Hey!"

Damian just rolled his eyes at her. He might not have made his mind up on when he truely thought of Marinette, but he had decided that she needed better friends to look after her.

"Jon. You assist Alya tidying up. I'm taking Marinette to her bed and then we will leave. She obviously needs sleep and we've kept her long enough."

Shifting around and slipping his arms around and under her legs, Damian lifted the sleeping fae given how light she was, glaring all the while until Jon and Alya sprung into action. Carefully, he moved his sleeping cargo into her room. Feeling uncomfortable intruding into her private space, Damian made swift work of placing her in bed and pulling a blanket over her. With one final look over his shoulder he closes the door and rejoins his evening kidnappers.

The trio shortly after leave the apartment, walking back towards Jon's car to be dropped home. Stopping first for Alya before Jon heads towards Wayne Manor.

"So, ummm, tonight wasn't too bad right?"

"Tt, it could have been worse."

"You going to contact Marinette again?"

"She was surprisingly barrable considering who she is friends with."

Jon fist pumped with excitement, a huge grin upon his face.

"That's a yes then."

"Tt."

"Oooo a definite yes!"

Damian rolled his eyes yet again at his friends antics, refusing to join in the conversation. Instead he turned on the radio and watched the Gotham landscape drift by. Jon did have a point. It would be nice to see Hammy again. He was an adorable well loved hamster.

And potentially Marinette.

[tokiloki]

hii! can I please ask for a fluff imagine with Baji and Kazu of how they'd react when you both watch a movie together? You can write different genres of movies of you want!

thank you! <3 <3

AAAAAH TY FOR REQUESTING ❤️

💮TR BOYS WHEN WATCHING A MOVIE

🌸CHARACTERS : Keisuke Baji/ Hanemiya Kazutora.

🏵️WARNINGS: Established relationships / crack/none other ig???Half assed writing im sorry T-T

KEISUKE BAJI :

-Watching movies with Baji is one of the most exciting ways to watch a movie.

-Since you guys consider staying home together a date, then this is a date too.

-Baji gets really into what you're watching, he's the type who screams at characters whenever they do absolutely anything he calls 'dumb'

-Depending on the genre he has different reactions and tendencies.

For example when you watch a horror movie, you'd best invest in some earplugs because this man  *screams*.

He checks your house before he leaves and makes sure everything is locked properly, paranoia on peak.

He cuddles you to his chest, telling you it's just a movie but he's the one holding onto you for dear life.

And if he watched Action movies????

God help you

This man gets so into it, even more than you thought.

He always comments on how unrealistic the hair is in the fight scenes.

Very blatantly, you tell him to shutup because he isnt one to talk when it comes to hair and fights.

-he quietly attempts to recreate some of the stunts and bike scenes.

"Kei babe, where are you I'm abt to leave-"

*opens the  door to your room*

"Kei-"

'IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE Y/N STOP TAKING PICS NO'

Send the pic to chifuyu and kazutora they'll pay you

GENERAL HCS

-He brings alot of food.

Whatever you want to eat, just name it.

Packets of yakisoba, candy, cakes, chips and random dinner leftovers litter the whole place.

Y'alls stomachs don't stop.

-When he screeches he insists it's because the yakisoba is hot.

-very touchy when you're watching

-Cuddles you, lays on your stomach or just sprawls himself across the place.

-He wraps you both in a blanket burrito if it's a cold day.

-Favourite childhood movie: The lion King

HANEMIYA KAZUTORA

Calming to watch a movie with

-Definitely the kind you can take to the movies if you want.

-If you're ever sick or tired or he is, a movie is your go-to comfort.

No need to buy earplugs he isn't a vocal menace. (unlike some-)

He seems unresponsive sometimes but he's actually just very concentrated.

He gets emotional when it comes to movies.

If you hear tissues rustling then this man is having an emotional breakdown next to you.

He loves watching;

Mystery!

-he enjoys trying to solve mysteries before the characters do.

-suits his paranoid personality tbh

-he makes theories if its a film series, calls chifuyu and tells him about them.

-extremely concentrated when it comes to mystery.

-gets deflated moods when he doesn't manage to solve it.

"Princess this is all Mikeys fault-"

Cheer him up with cuddles, hes very soft for you.

Pouts when he feels childish after not solving the mystery, it's super cute.

-like Baji, his paranoia skyrockets and he uses it as an excuse to sleep over.

-He's gonna hold you very tight at night if hes feeling paranoid +childish.

Slice of life!

-you thought takemichi was a crybaby?

-this man is torn to shreds over slice of life movies

-He likes seeing the ups and downs of lives

-he relates to the bitter moments and feels better when they're resolved.

He becomes somewhat peaceful when he watches them

-Always contemplates his life afterwards.

GENERAL HCS

-He's either cuddling you, or the pillow

-Rests his head on your lap, stroke his hair please

-Major popcorn consumer

-Falls asleep straight away after the movie ends, usually with his head on your lap.

-Rests his head in the crook of your neck sometimes.

Likes to watch: Jose the tiger and the fish.

A/N: honestly if you read up to here then I apologise for the half assed writing im still rusty. I hope y'all enjoyed tho 👌pls send in requests if u can. Love u guys.

[espressokiri]

Hi there. Another Muslimah here.

Hope you don't mind me sending you an ask. I read your fic about the BNHA boys with a muslim s/o. It was really good. I loved it so much. (There aren't many fics like this, which is a shame cause we like fanfics too. So this was very refreshing. Thank you.💚😉)

Could you do one for the Haikyuu boys, specifically Tsukishima, Kuroo, Sugawara, and Bokuto. But only if you want to, of course.

Hope you have a great and productive day.

Tsukishima Kei, Kuroo Tetsurou, Sugawara Koushi, and Bokuto Koutarou x Hijabi!reader

In which reader is a hijabi Muslim.

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

Notes: You're welcome to send asks anytime <3 I may be slow at getting through them but I will make sure to get them out! Thank you for being so sweet anon <3 I hope you enjoy this one! ^^ I’m sorry if it seems bland as I was slowly losing ideas.

Tsukishima Kei

His eyes would constantly drift to you during class hours, lips twitching into a smile as he would watch you struggle with the assignment sheet given during history class.

Would take that as a leeway to make conversation and help you out.

"Tsk, can't even do a simple history assignment?"

Just sits down next to you and points out what you did wrong while helping you out.

Flinches his hand away and mutters a sorry if your hands accidentally graze each others.

He knows how strict the dating rules were and he admired it, thinking it was a safe way to keep them away from harm and heartbreak.

Becomes your unofficial tutor just to spend more time with you.

Has the urge to flick your forehead most times when you purposely tease him.

Is worried when he sees you zoning out in the middle of class during Ramadan, you have to convince him you're fine and that you're getting your studying done despite the odd sleep schedule you've created.

He'll give you a small box of his favourite treat, strawberry short cake, randomly throughout Ramadan because he knows you crave more sweets during the days you fast than regular days.

He calls you a masochist when he finds you watching cooking/baking videos while fasting.

Will stop by your house to drop off pastries during Eid for you and your family because he wants to peak at you all dressed up as he's only seen you in your school uniform or in casual but modest fashion.

He feels a sense of security, enjoying the aspect of getting to know someone with no sense of rush.

Kuroo Tetsurou

He's such an awkward nerd please.

Wants to approach you but fears he might accidentally offend you due to his provocative nature, hence resorts to staring at you from across the room.

Would research more about your religion and would use that as a way to start small talk;

“Hey, uh, I was wondering how do you manage to pray Zuhr when you’re in school? Isn’t it bad that you have to miss it?”

“Oh uh, I usually run home as soon as I can or pray in my club room if there are meetings, my club members are very understanding.”

“Oh... I see.”

“That’s pretty cool of you to be concerned, Kuroo-san.”

Cue him asking you random but wholesome questions with genuine curiosity.

“Did you know men who oppress women are considered to not follow Islam? I find that really nice that women are equal to men in your religion!”

You smile at him and his interest in your religion.

Study sessions in the library because you both wanted to spend time with each other but he knows it is wrong for a male to be alone in the same room as the opposite gender so you both opted for the library where there are lots of people.

Gasps and immediately looks away when you unravel the scarf around your head to fix;

“Y/n! You can’t do that!!”

“I’m wearing an underscarf calm down.”

You rolled your eyes at the dramatic male but smiled at his respectful nature.

Ramadan? Catch him ruining his sleep schedule just to have movie nights with you through the phone and Netflix Party.

Kenma teases him about it because Kuroo used to yell at him about his own staying up late gaming obsession.

Likes it when you wear a cap on top of your hijab, he thinks it looks cool on you.

He’ll convince you to skip school during Eid if it falls on a school day, telling you that it’s important that you spend at least the first day of it with your family. 

Overall, he’s the type to keep up with the Islamic calendar and learn new facts daily as he asks you to explain each and everything about your religion and lifestyle.

Sugawara Koushi

See’s you for the first time with Kiyoko when he went to excuse her from class for managerial duties.

Smitten from first sight.

Begs Kiyoko to let you be her assistant manager.

He keeps a distance from you during your first introduction and conversation because he didn’t know what you were comfortable with.

He was in awe to find out there were sports hijab when he saw you sporting one to play a short game with an over-enthusiastic Hinata.

“Here, stay hydrated.”

Hands you a bottle of water along with a towel, a newfound respect for playing in hot weather conditions fully covered. 

Due to the chaotic nature of the first and second years, Sugawara would run to cover your eyes with his jacket or hover his hands in front of your face whenever Tanaka would rip off his shirt to swing around whenever he spiked.

Sugawara had to stop himself multiple times from clapping his hand onto your shoulder, resulting in him just smacking either Asahi or Daichi when they mention him almost touching you.

Outings between you two is always monitored by the third years, Asahi smiling proudly at his friend Suga while Daichi and Kiyoko would sneakily take candid pictures of you both.

“What’s one verse you hold dear to your heart?”

You look at him from the warm mug of drink you are holding, tilting your head as you look at him in confusion. Sugawara felt the tips of his ears go red at the cute expression you held, and explains his question.

“Ah,” you thought long and hard before giving him an answer, “ ‘Allah does not burden a soul beyond that it can bear...’ I find that part of the verse very reassuring in times when I feel like I’m overwhelmed.”

Sugawara held onto every word, finding the beauty behind those words, he felt at peace. “I’ll keep that in mind.” He smiles.

It felt like he was more excited than you for Ramadan.

He would read out loud the Japanese translation of the Quran after you read out the Arabic words in a beautiful and soothing voice. He wanted to understand and learn.

He was hooked onto the peaceful energy the month brought despite life going on normally.

This man would wear a formal Kimono when your family invites his over for Eid, he wanted to make the best impression despite already meeting them in passing.

Suga had a sense of security and comfort around him and you felt lucky to have met someone such as him.

Bokuto Koutarou 

Oh God.

Akaashi had a field day trying to stop him from initiating any and every kind of physical affection when he first introduced you to him.

Bokuto is a man who expresses himself with affection, so he was lucky for Akaashi to explain to him why he shouldn’t initiate any physical affection without asking for what you considered crossing a boundary.

He knows he can’t drag you to the gym to watch him play volleyball by hand, so he asks you to hold onto the end of a pen, which you took, confused as to what the male exactly wants before realizing he was holding the other end and using that to drag you to where the gym was.

It was oddly endearing.

“Did you see my spike, Y/n?! Didya see?!”

“Yes, Bokuto. It was really cool!”

Cue a chest puffed up Bokuto who grinned with pride.

Invites you to eat lunch with him and Akaashi on the roof.

Having to refuse his food because you weren’t sure if there was pork in it or not.

This made Bokuto stop bringing in food that contained pork, not knowing even aside from that, he had to have the halal form of chicken or beef.

Akaashi had to explain everything to him when he asked him once.

Tried to go vegetarian one day, failed the minute he took a bite out of his food.

Feels bad when he eats on days you are fasting, so he tries finishing the meal before you come up to their usual meeting spot, resulting in him giving himself a stomach ache.

Brings you tuna filled onigiri to take home so you can eat it as a snack during the night after breaking your fast.

Sends you spam messages minutes before having to break your fast;

‘Are you excited to eat?!?!?!’

‘What are you having today?!?’

‘If you want to get any snacks later let me know! :D’

‘ONE MINUTE LEFT!!’

He’s so wholesome please.

Wants to skip school with you for Eid, but pouts when you tell him you’ll be spending it with family.

Asks you to send an OOTD pic so he could be your hype-man.

Bokuto is always willing to understand more about you and your religion, making sure to note things in his head for future references.

[kakubun]

stongest duo celebrating your birtthday

a/n: extremely self indulgent because my family didn't celebrate my birthday💔💔

warnings: big manga spoilers!!

(this is a whole goddamn au where geto didn't have his villain arc)

backstory on y/n's part

after gojo defeated toji, the death of riko effected geto so much, he tried finding many ways to distract himself

after the day of yuki giving her opinions to geto, he felt like he couldn't sleep a wink with how the gal's speech is gluing itself messily to his mind but he tried to pay no heed to it

with a mission of exorcising a few curses, he didn't let words linger into his head and focused on his task

but he stopped in his tracks when he saw a child squatting near a bed of flowers sobbing heavily on their lap

geto crouched down, asking what was wrong with the mess of the child with the pain in their eyes as they struggle to explain what the situation was

"my f-friends are t-trapped, please follow-" he didn't waste his time and immediately scurry with the child whose fast on their feet

there it was, two girls bruised and dirtied while sobbing in each others' shoulders behind bars which made geto's heart dropped

"hey! you can't just-" the elderly had no chance to speak when geto snapped at them, telling what kind of actions and motives would lead to locking up two poor girls

whatever excuse was denied as geto scared them off with his own curses and tried freeing the children who shook when the lock of the prison collapsed on the ground

he tried to comfort them, letting a little curse zap from his finger to try to entertain them a little and nanako seemed to tap on mimiko's shoulder to also try to comfort her sister as they crawl over to him

soon, geto finds out that your name is y/n and that your parents were really nowhere to be seen, that's why you were left with the twins except you couldn't do anything when they were locked up

geto kind of chuckled to himself walking home with all of you, kinda like being a dad with 3 kids

immediately shoko tended to everyones' wounds and geto watched while the children stared back at him, he waved back telling that it'll be okay

"sugu-" gojo froze when he sees 3 kids being treated and he also had two kids tagging along and geto nodded, willing to explain so he stepped out the room with gojo for a second

you tugged on his shirt, looking up at him, scared to be left alone but he reassures that he's just gone for a second to talk with the creep with the white hair (gojo: i can hear you-)

shoko didn't say much, just tried to rub your head and smiled when you nodded at her as a thank you

a little interruption wouldn't hurt since idk how to countinue this but soon geto tried teaching you how to defend yourself with your cursed technique both gojo and him found out

(you can skip this bit but y/n has a technique to make dead live again and non-living things live, this was especially adorable when geto found out the small paper cranes that flew over his head were controlled by you while you try to make more origamis when you saw that big smile on his face)

also where he teaches nanako and mimiko how to use their cursed technique, gojo would mess around with you while you try to fight him but question marks appear around your head when you couldn't touch him

on with the birthday~~

"suguru, i just found out that these children that we adopted has no birthdays!! minus megumi and tsumiki, they're whatever-" geto also gasp in realization and their brains begun to work

"how about today??" "- great idea!!"

well uh having to tell principal yaga wasn't that hard which they were kinda grateful that he wasn't stoic and grumpy at them this time

a birthday gift from yaga made both of the two idiots pause and it was one of his dolls, being a puppet for sometime to entertain the kids during the party

"it's not a cctv right-" "-idk satoru it might be"

they both started setting up banners and gojo ushered megumi and tsumiki to put birthday hats on and wait to suprise them

with megumi unamused and tsumiki humming to suprise everyone, the cake set on the table nearly fell when you walked in

"oH shit-"

"happY BIRTHDAY!" you did not listen when they told you to wait in the room with the twins (you were hungry, you weren't to blame) but with the half baked suprise and not synced happy birthdays, it made you smile and call loudly for the others to come to the room

both their hearts melted when you placed birthday hats on the twins and eventhough it was slightly tilted, they weren't complaining

gojo wanted to be extra and pull out extra cameras to take a pic of everything but you stepped in sooo phone selfies it is

snapping hundreds of pictures of you shoving cake in geto's mouth, mimiko lending a spoon to tsumiki and megumi and nanako patting the doll that yaga gave them, it was perfect chaos

best birthday yet♡♡

bonus

"so how was it, y/n?" both the twins sleeping in their room when you held onto geto and gojo's hands while you three walked outside under the moonlit night filled with pretty stars, if only nanako and mimiko weren't heavy and fast sleepers, they would love this sight.

humming, the child bumped her head on both their arms and giggled. "i'm very happy with my two dads, of course it was the best birthday party ever :DD" you melted them and they're sinking away, you've done it.

the night ended with laughs of unison, if possible echoing throughout the school, this was the best time you've ever had in your life and you wish it's alway like this.

bake me pls this fic is making me feel so empty, i just want two chaotic father figures named gojo satoru and geto suguru

[violetnotez]

HC: Mineta being a Pervert to the Boys S/o

@dekulover555: Hey could I request something with kamanari/bakugo/deku/kirishima when minnetas being a pervert to a fem s/o and like touching her up even after she’s asked him to stop please and thankyouxx

In which case MIneta can jump off a cliff

Pairings: Kaminari x reader | Bakugo x reader | Deku x reader | Kirishima x reader

(RULES  | MASTERLIST| REQUESTS OPEN!!! :))

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Kamanari

Usually Kaminari is a pretty chill dude

Him and Mineta used to drool over girls all the time- including you

They had talked and made elaborate plans all the time to see if they could somehow get the girls to be shirtless or get to see them in their underwear- but none of their plans would ever work, they were more just like fantasies they would freak out over

When Kaminari started dating you, those talks kinda stopped- he had a girl now! He didn't need to talk about other girls- he had one he loved and cherished and who was already hot!

So Mineta had been pretty deprived of any type of NSFW talk (cause nobody else was willingly gonna deal with his horny ass)

One day, you were sparring with Bakugo in the gym, when his quirk accidentally lit your shirt on fire

You instantly shouted in surprise, ripping off your PE shirt before it could burn you

MIneta-Boob-Radar Activated

“What the hell Bakugo!” you stood there, your skin turning red from the heat so close to your skin

“Well- you should have dodged it dunce face!”

As Bakugo was red in the face trying not to make eye contact with you, Mineta literally latched onto your leg

“No wonder why Kaminari’s dating you- your chest is amazing!” 

You tried shaking him off, but his grip was too strong- he started making grabbing motions towards your chest and you felt your cheeks get warm with anger

“Get off you of me little purple freak!”

Kaminari had been working with Kirishima, not noticing your dilemma until Bakugo had stomped over to tell him what was happening

Kaminari never got angry easily, but the sight of Mineta trying to crawl up your body made him erupt with rage

You were clearly uncomfortable as you tried to cover up your exposed top portion with a clingy MIneta on you

“Please! One touch, thats all!”

“Get the hell off of me Mineta!’

Kaminari ran over to you, yanking Mineta off your leg as Kirishima and Bakugo followed

your in Bakusquad if your dating Denki, its ride together or die together with this group

“What the hell are you doing dude?!” Kaminari yelled at Mineta who literally had tears in his eyes

This grape is way too damn horny oml

You instantly ran to Kaminari, hugging yourself against him- he always made you feel safe

Mineta trudged off, knowing full well he wasnt getting anything more with Bakugo and Kirishima glaring daggers at him

You hugged Denki, a soft smile gracing his face

“You okay babe?” he asked as he pulled away from you slightly, looking at your face

“Yeah, Im fine- I just need a new shirt, that’s all.”

Thats when it fully registered to him that you didnt have a shirt on- he then noticed how your slighty bare chest felt pressed against his chest, and then he looked down- and oh crap he probably almost had a boner right then and there

“I-uh-um-yeah, that’d probably be best!” he would stutter and giggle, feeling his quirk go into overdrive

“But you do kinda look nice like this though…”

“Denki I swear to god I will kick you.”

Bakugo

Does Mineta want to die?

This boy is POSSESSIVE

AN ANIMAL

You are his girl, his s/o, his lover, his EVERYTHING

If anyone touches what is his he will MURDER them

He overreacts allottt

But this anger definitely comes in handy when you needed a certain pervy grape to get away from you

During a training session, you had the unfortunate fate of being paired with Mineta

It would have been fine, if only Mineta would stop drooling all over you like you were a piece of meat

“You ready, beautiful?” he’d ask before you started your training mission

You rolled your eyes, trying to ignore his eyes practically undressing you as you walked past him

Mineta knows full damn well that by you being Bakugo’s s/o, he would get pummeled for so much as thinking such lewd thoughts about you

But he had been eyeing you for so long, and if Bakugo wasn’t around, he thought  he would be okay and not die if Bakugo wasnt near you

Oh how stupid that assumption was

As you two are walking, he just stares at your ass, keeping a few paces behind to watch it as you walk

“Can you not?” you ask, disgust in your voice

“What?” he asks as if he wasnt doing anything, “Im just walking.”

You fight the urge to kick him

You just sigh, turning around- it would be a long class period being paired with him for a training exercise, but you could manage

Of course this little purple idiot begins to start staring at your rear again

Anger and dread bubbles in your stomach- could he just not be like this for one second??

 You could easily pummel him into the ground- but you didnt want to waste your energy on somebody who didnt deserve to have your energy wasted on in the first place

So you continually took the anger that was caused by Mineta’s perverted staring

The icing on the cake though was when you felt a light squeeze on your rear, making you shoot around in shock

There he was, his hand in midair and this disgustingly blissful expression on his face

“Did you JUST-” you practically yelled out, rage and embarrassment making you begin to turn red

“I couldnt help it- it just looked so touchable-” he said, his hand about to touch you on your ass again

You took off in a run, Mineta making grabby hands behind you

You finally found Bakugo, who was paired with Yaomomo

“Katsuki!” you’d yell, running into his arms

He instantly noticed something was wrong- you were cuddled into his neck, giving a very pale looking Mineta a dirty look

“What the hell is going on?” he asked, his face harsh and serious

“He-he,” you gulped, the embarrasment rising, “he touch my, uh-”

Bakugo didnt need to hear anymore- he was concerned Mineta would do this, and now his fear became into reality

He internally kicked himself- he should have known Mineta would pull some pervy shit like that on you- he should have made sure you would have been okay

But that guilt quickly got overtaken by an incontrollable rage

“Did you just touch my girlfriend you fucking pervert?” he’d growl, his voice dangerously low

That meant shit was going down

Mineta gulped, his face paler than a sheet- Bakugo then grabbed him by the front of his shirt, dangling a terrified Mineta in the air

“Where?!”

“Huh?” Mineta asked in fear

“Where the hell did you touch her you idiot?!”

“Her-uh-her-butt-but-” Mineta sqeuaked out, trying to form some sort of excuse

Welp that when Bakugo saw black

You and Momo had to restrain Bakugo as he started going on a rampage, screaming all kinds of profanities

“You fuckng extra!! Im going to kill you! Shes my girl- you have no fucking right to touch her! Do that one more time and Ill blow you ass up! You hear me?! You so much as look at her and your ass will be seven feet under in your own ashes!”

Yeah- Whenever Mineta now sees you he walks the other way, and he hasnt bothered you since

Deku

Deku is very oblivious to Mineta’s harassment

Like- he can’t be that bad right???

*cough cough YES HE CAN

But if you tell him he will be the first to stomp over and give him a piece of his mind

If he sees it- oh he will be so UPSET

Mina has somehow rounded you up into one of her personal projects, in which she was creating an all girl dance

It was you, Momo, Toru, and Mina learning the choreography to a really upbeat girl group song

Tasty Carrots by Shou

You had finally learned all the choreography, now switching into outfits so Mina could put it into her social media

This girl def has a Tik Tok

Mina has put you all in little skater skirts, yours being high waisted, pleated, and reaching just barely reaching your mid thigh

Mina was squealing- “You all look so cute!!! We are TOTALLY going viral!”

Right as Mina started the music, and you began to do a few practice runs, Mineta and Kaminari walking past

Mineta had spotted you all from like a mile away

His literal wet dream- a bunch of girls dancing in little skirts

None of you notice though- you just continued with the choreography, attracting a little group on onlookers from the blaring music-including Midoriya

Mineta had pulled out his phone half way through and instantly started taking pics

At one part of the dance you have a tiny duet part with Mina where you bend down slightly

This perv instantly got right under you and took a whole ass pic

You heard a flash and look between your legs, seeing  the purple idiot

You screeched, your face red as you yanked your skirt down

Mina instantly started yelling at Mineta, trying to catch the little idiot while Kaminari tried to yank his phone away from him

Izuku was filled with raged-how dare he do that to you?!? He was about to give him a piece of your mind, but seeing your embarrassed face made him think otherwise

He ran over, wrapping you into a hug

You were feeling so dumb-you didn’t even notice the little group of onlookers forming, making you feel even more embarrassed

Midoriya then sees Mineta run past, and as if on instinct grabs him by the arm

Mineta squeaks, regret riding through his body-nobody has ever seen Midoriya look this mad

Izuku yanks Mineta’s phone out of his hand, quietly searching through his camera roll

He finds the picture and hi face turns a little red because geez you do look really hot-

He quickly (and permanently) deletes it, so Mineta can’t go into his recently deleted, and hands it back to him

“Don’t you ever, EVER do that again.” The threat seemed simple but the way Midoriya voice was full of ice and his eyes on fire made Mineta’s skin turn cold

Kirishima

sorry if this one seems longer than the rest!

It was the end of the year and Yaomomo had invited everyone to her house for a big summer celebration pool party!

Of course everyone was excited- Yaomomo was rich and her house was beautiful and massive! Also she was the best hostess anyone could imagine

Mineta was excited for another reason- he couldn’t wait to see all the girls in bathing suits of their own choice, not the dumb leotard-like ones the school made them wear

Secretly hoped they were as skimpy as possible

Momo had invited all the girls the night before to a massive sleepover- you all went shopping for new suits at a beach themed boutique

Of course it was super expensive, but the owners of the shop were friends of Yaomomo’s parents and gave you all a FAT discount

Everyone was super happy with their suits- yours was all red,  with a strappy red top, the bottom also matched in color and were slightly high waisted and showed off the sides of your thighs

The next morning you all spent time getting ready and helping Momo prepare to when everyone else came

Everyone started trickling in and greeting each other, getting snacks supplied by Momo and swimming or dancing to the “Top 50 Songs” playlist blasting outisde

You were in the kitchen getting some punch with Mina when Kirishima and Bakugo came in

Bakugo looked like he would rather be anywhere but there, while Kirihsima was just excited to find you and have some fun!

When Kirihsima saw you- his mouth dropped- you looked seriously stunning and he couldnt make his heart stop pounding so hard

Also your wearing red- he can try to act as chivalrous as he wants but he cant deny that red on you makes him go CRAZY inside

“Kirishima!” you yell happily when you see him, running over to give him a hug

He instantly twirls you around and tells you how pretty you look

You go outside and everyone begins to hang out, playing some games, swimming, dancing, or just plain mingling

Mineta is of course on a mission- he is just sitting in a really dark corner of the party pratically trying to memorize how all the girls look and drooling like a perv, concocting a plan in his twisted head of his

The moment he hears Uraraka yell- “Who wants to play volleyball- Boys vs Girls!” He instantly jumps up- now was time to get his plan in action

You and Kirishima join Uraraka, Izuku, Kaminari, Mina, Bakugo, and Tsuyu in the game

What you all didnt notice was Mineta, who was waiting patiently to pounce on one of the girls- he unfortunately chose you as his victim

When you wadded towards the end of the pool to try and save the ball, Mineta had reached over and pulled at one of the straps of your top, easily detangling it from your chest

You felt something loosen- and then horror rippled throughout your body

You qiuckly ducked under the water, only your eyes visible as your face was on fire

Mineta at first was cheering, your top tangled in his grubby hands, but then everyone started screaming at him, Mina throwing every threat she could think of while Uraraka tried to block you from sight and Froppy got you a towel

What really terrified Mineta was Kirishima- he was desperately trying to crawl out of the pool, all the boys trying to restrain him because he was literally going to KILL Mineta

Nobody had ever seen Kirishima that mad- even Bakugo

Mineta ran off, still holding onto your top as Tsuyu wrapped you in a towel

Kirishima ran over to you, wrapping you in a hug

“You okay? Im so sorry that happened! I’ll get your top back- I promise!”

And this boy did-of course after he calmed down- while Bakugo followed suit

As much as Bakugo hates to admit it, he does like you and you being his best friend’s girl, he protects you as much as Eijirou does

They both found where Mineta was hiding, Bakugo grabbing the little grape while Kirishima rambled on about “how unmanly that was” and how Mineta needed to “respect women and be more chivalrous”

Also may or may have not have told him that if he ever did anything like that again he wouldnt hestitate to teach him a lesson

After that little stunt, Yaomomo kicked him out of the party, all the girls breathing a sigh of relief

Kirishima came back, all the girls sitting around you and giving support-but once they saw Kiri they’d knew you’d be okay and gave you some privacy

This boy cuddled the crap out of you for the rest of the day and didnt wanna let go

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