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#i like this area and the choo choo train so much
plantmomindenial · 1 year
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got the skin on day 1 let's goooooo
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monty-glasses-roxy · 8 months
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I think it would be kinda funny if Roxy, with no attractions to run and not a lot else to do during the day, keeps getting really bored and showing up in the atrium with random shit that was discontinued years ago.
Like I dunno shows up driving a little train thing that used to drive people around all the different areas of the Plex or something and uses it to get people into areas they don't have a pass for as she runs over the staffbots that take your party passes. Starts her own robot wars thing on the main stage with a bunch of shitty remote controlled toys she found in the basement and taped a bunch of plastic cutlery to for weapons. Rallies a bunch of kids to call Freddy over and the second he pokes his head over the third floor balcony railing she fucking shoots him right in the face with a ball gun.
She does this kind of thing after hours too of course, but sometimes it's just a really slow day and she feels like the manager isn't mad at her enough yet lmao
#manager like: it's been a long week...#when it's only monday.#thing is she has literally nothing else to do#she's meant to entertain and she has no way of doing that other than arcade games and shit#which is bound to get boring eventually#hates golf so she's not playing that and she's banned from fazerblast#so either she goes and hangs out with the toddlers at the daycare (unlikely) watch a movie for the 800000th time in the theatre-#join Chica in her boring ass mazercise and fall over in a yoga class that's too slow for her#OR she can go bowling with Bonnie OR she can just piss the managers off and fuck off behind the scenes#just leaves to some abandoned area to entertain herself instead I guess#but like genuinely. she has so few choices and she's probably bored of all of them#why not spice it up with a remote control crab fight on the main stage? she's BORED!!!#she's got nothing better to do than hijack an old locomotive and start not-so-subtley sneaking people into places they didn't pay to go to!#some of these things don't even make her that much less bored but at least she's got something to do now!#might as well do it now she's got it right? management are gonna yell at her anyway!#choo choo motherfuckers Roxy just flattened a staffbot for shits and giggles!#quickly becoming the animatronic the kids think are so cool and amazing but are also too shy and nervous to approach#cause really who steals a fucking TRAIN?!#anyway.#roxanne wolf#fnaf security breach#WHY NOT PUT THIS IN THE MAIN TAGS ITS FUNNY#flys plex history#I guess? eh whatever close enough
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tobiasdrake · 10 months
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Do you hear that? What's the sound? Oh, that's the sound of the BESTIE TRAIN COMING THROUGH, CHOO-CHOO!!!
A day in the life of Fubuki Clockford, let's goooooo!
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Aww! The fortune teller says we're going to have good fortune. ^_^
Hey, don't laugh. This world features genetically-engineered homunculi and shinigami detectives who remotely kill people. Who says divination can't be real too?
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I mean, she's probably trying to upsell a nearby casino but I'm going to remain optimistic. This will be our BEST. DAY. EVER.
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Good for you, Fubuki! With your spotty memory and distractibility, you're exactly the kind of person that casinos prey on. Someone who could easily lose track of how much they can afford to spend or get swept up in the theatricism and not realize how they're being swindled.
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Like... like off a building or something?
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I dunno, let's see what the title card thinks.
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That's a resounding yes! Come on, Fubuki! Gonna be sunshine and roses today!
Well. Probably not sunshine. In Kanai Ward. In fact, I think that would constitute a tremendously bad day, all things considered.
...protective rainclouds and roses!
Okay let's go see what "Someone fell from the sky" is about. Maybe they brought presents.
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Aww, but I want to know your lucky number. It might be important later.
Also SQUEE I get to play as Fubuki. Y'all, I have been wanting to dump Yuma and go play as Fubuki since chapter 3.
...okay, chapter 2. As soon as Yakou was like, "She has an ability that will let her evade Peacekeepers with no trouble," I wanted to forget whatever shenanigans Yuma's going to get up to and go with her instead.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, FUBUKI'S GREAT. FUCK YOU.
Incidentally, the window sign reads "COFFEE EQUALS *ONE* HAPPY DAY" so I am thinking we should get some coffee. <.< Though that might just be me falling victim to marketing.
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Oh shit. There he is. In the middle of the street. Feral Population +1.
He had to have fallen from a building, right?
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Okay, thanks for that clarification. Anyone know which building?
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I realize you may find this hard to believe, and maybe harder with each passing moment that we talk, but I am a trained professional.
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Or we can go with that as our opener, sure. I figured we'd slowly whittle down their confidence in us over the course of conversation but Fubuki's a master at going from 100 to 0 in record time.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S ALIVE
We don't know how long he'll be conscious. Ask him questions quickly and see if he can answer. Then if he passes out, we can turn back time and ask different questions, over and over until Fubuki passes out. Straight-up min/maxing this interrogation!
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I mean. She isn't wrong. These buildings are several stories tall and he landed on his face. On cement. His skull should be chunky salsa right now.
Clearly, Fubuki's great fortune is keeping him alive.
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Three? What about three? Three what? Three muggers? Three rungs on a ladder? Three-
IS THAT A FUCKING D6 NEXT TO THE BODY!?
Did this guy use his final breath to read off the value on his die?
Oh my god, we're going gambling, aren't we? This case is going to involve gambling. Oh fuck.
...
We should go find out what our lucky number is.
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I. Don't. Think he can, bestie. It's okay. Your Lucky Day powers scored us a valuable piece of testimony, unassuming though it may seem. Could you cast a glance at that die on the ground? I want to confirm what value it's showing.
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Guys, it's nothing short of a Lucky Day miracle that he lived this long. He doesn't need an ambulance at this point. He needs a coroner transport truck to move him into the Restricted Area.
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We have our mission. We must solve the mystery of the number three. At this time, our suspect list includes:
1 - The fortune teller lady. She seemed interested in pushing a number on us, and three is a number. Seems suspicious, lady. 2 - The Count from Sesame Street. There may be more bodies lying around. ONE! TWO! THREE MURDERS, ah ha ha! 3 - Yomi Hellsmile. Because he sucks and should always be considered suspicious. 4 - Halara Nightmare.
Right now, I'm honing in on Yomi as my prime suspect. Because he's number three on the list. Three's a pretty suspicious number to be at, Yomi. What else do you know about threes?
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Let's go! Maybe we can get a little more context for the three.
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You know what, that's a much better idea. We'll call that Plan B.
Because we should try it B-FORE trying to hear his dying words more clearly! If Plan B fails, we resort to Plan A-lternative.
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...okay but I still want to know our lucky number. We can spare some time, right?
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Drat. But. The number. It might be three. That could be a clue.
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Plan B was a good effort but we didn't hustle fast enough. That might be because I stopped to try and get our lucky number from the fortune teller lady. I'm sorry for that.
How's Plan A looking?
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Rudimentary first aid says that in the event of a possible broken neck, jerking the body around is--
I can't even finish my joke because look at his face. He can't take his eyes off that fucking d6. I wonder if it's a three again?
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Nope, this time came up two. That's interesting. It implies probabilistic differences between "runs" of the same time period. I'm getting flashbacks to Zero Time Dilemma.
Hm... Okay, let's try again and see if we can get there faster.
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proteusolm · 6 months
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Austism win, finally got the final word on when to head north for treeplanting and the new date lines up with the train schedule so I can have a chill time on a train ride and enjoy the scenery instead of experiencing airport hell or like 30 hours and several transfers between busses. It is still a solid 24+ hours by train to get to the area of Northwestern Ontario I'll be working in, but a much cooler and more relaxed experience. Choo choo 🚂
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Hi only Lahar fan ( though I admit I did ship Lahar/ Mest). I also wouldn't mind some Lahar/ Cobra or Mest/ Cobra. From the only Jura fan.
hell yeah i finally get to talk about lahar as much as i want!!!
so i don't like the fact that he died. such a random character to kill off and it didn't do anything for mest's character development which i find even weirder. so let me tell you about the universe i live in, which is the universe where he survives post tartaros arc
-lost his right eye in the era attack and wears a pair of glasses that has and eye patch on it (look them up, they're cool.) also has a lot of little scars from shrapnel
-it would be wildly out of character for him to join fairy tail but uh. that's where all the important characters live. so he's got a purple guild mark on the top of his left wrist
-you would think lahar takes a lot of jobs with mest (they're dating because why not) but he actually figured out they work best seperately in a job setting. instead he tags along with the thunder legion a lot. sometimes when dealing with the council he works with team shadow gear because they all have experience in that area
-lahar's not super good at magic but,,,, he's working on it! freeds been helping him learn more advanced runes.
-also some fun things- he's a celestial wizard. only one spirit though. because all the spirits come from constellations i decided to give him a spirit called Microscopium. it can enlarge objects. (not to the extent of brandish's magic, of course, it's mostly just useful for being able to see things better.
-lahar is actually pretty comfortable in a guild setting which nobody suspected. he doesn't drink tho.
-cobra, meredy, and jellal joined the guild shortly before he did and their relationship is uhhh interesting. on one hand he's bound by the "guild is family" philosophy. on the other hand they're ex criminals and he's an ex cop. i like to imagine some sort of petty banter between him and cobra because lahar tries his darndest to be nice but cobra can hear thoughts so it's kind of obvious that not all of his thoughts are entirely... amicable. they usually get over it pretty quickly though. usually.
-he was originally just roommates with mest but everyone kept asking if they were dating. especially cana for some reason. then eventually they just gave up and said "fuck it we ball" friends to lovers my beloved <3 <3
so that's about it! fun fact i wrote a lot of this on a train. choo choo! 🚂
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sunmarketing · 4 months
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Chattanooga, Tennessee
  In this episode, the FAQ is: How can I take a walking tour when I arrive in a city?
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Today’s Destination is: Chattanooga, Tennessee
Today’s Misstep- Getting stopped by TSA security
Travel Advice: Plan for the unexpected
  FAQ:  How can I get the walking tour when I get to a city?
  Response: A guided walking tour of a city is a treat for a solo traveler, especially for a woman who is interested in its history.
  The more popular ones are through platforms like Viator, TripAdvisor, Airbnb, and FreeWalkingtoursbylocals.com, but there are many ways to score a tour from someone who truly cares about the experience for you. 
Be sure to read the reviews and book in advance during a busy season. Some are free, and suggest a tip at the end if you liked it. Your hotel could also gook you a tour. The Visitor Center or Tourism office can also give you guidance on this. You may also find a walking tour app for a self-guided tour, with maps and points of interest. You can GPS my city or check Detour. I found some walking tours on YouTube that were pretty fun to watch also.
  https://freewalkingtoursbylocals.com/
Today’s destination: Chattanooga, Tennessee
My first visit here was in 1974, on a bus of young women heading to Florida. It was called Junior Trip. We were 80 women, two bus loads. I remember very little about Chattanooga from that visit.
I returned to see it in 2024, which made a more significant impression. This time, I was visiting the future Dr. Travelbest, who lives there now. We are currently working on a Planner for travel guidance, so look for that in the future.
It’s a central travel hub, especially for the railroads. A bridge crosses the railroad tracks, which are dozens of tracks wide. It may be one of the largest railroad hubs that I have experienced. You can see the city and the Moccasin Bend from the infamous Lookout Mountain.
Listen to the episode on Chickamauga to learn about President Abraham Lincoln's campaign to gain control of the South in the 1860s. It was a place of both Confederate and Union victories.
https://www.visitchattanooga.com/things-to-do/
https://www.visitchattanooga.com/plan/transportation/
  The Zoo was a highlight, with a giraffe named George gladly accepting lunch from my hands to his 18-inch tongue. It seems that George loves romaine lettuce. Who would have guessed that? That experience was a treat. Kids like it, too. An assortment of other animals makes for a few hours of seeing wildlife at the Chattanooga Zoo.
Walk across the Pedestrian Bridge and the riverfront along the Tennessee River to get a flavor of the city. I walked the bridge at night, and it was a sparkling river with no watercraft because the weather was rainy and threatened winds. The Northshore District
has trendy boutiques, galleries, and food choices; you can walk everywhere. You can also learn much about the Civil War from an organized guided walking tour of the area.
I did get to see the historic train station, the Chattanooga Choo Choo. Parts of the terminal building were recently sold, so check the show notes for the latest.
https://www.local3news.com/local-news/preserve-chattanooga-sells-part-of-chattanooga-choo-choo-complex/article_a8d7781e-dbe5-11ee-abba-0b98f22b8f70.html
I also enjoyed Ruby Falls and will create a special episode about that destination soon.
On my next visit, I plan to Explore the Tennessee Aquarium and dive into the fascinating world of marine life at one of the top-rated aquariums in the country. From river otters to penguins, the Tennessee Aquarium showcases various aquatic animals.
I did a few hikes on this trip, but most of the days, it rained, so I will return and hike more. Chattanooga is a paradise for outdoor enthusiasts. You can go hiking on nearby trails like Stringers Ridge or Raccoon Mountain or try rock climbing at the Tennessee Wall, if you have that talent, or just go and watch the climbers.
Next time I come, I may also Attend a Performance at the Tivoli Theatre: Catch a show at the beautifully restored Tivoli Theatre, which hosts concerts, Broadway shows, and ballets.
My last item on the next time list is to Relax at Coolidge Park: Spend a leisurely afternoon at Coolidge Park, located along the riverfront. Picnic in the grass, ride the antique carousel, or simply enjoy the scenic views.
Today’s Misstep- Getting stopped by TSA security
How did I know that carrying a squash in my bag would keep me from getting through security the first time? It took an extra five minutes to get my bag checked. And then I did it again. I brought a squash on a second trip, and TSA stopped me for a short while Next time, don’t bring fresh squash on the trip in your carry on.
Today’s Travel Advice- Plan for the unexpected.
There’s no such thing as being fully prepared, so prepare for what could happen, and in your mind how you may deal with that.
Connect with Dr. Travelbest
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nomoneytoplay · 1 year
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Choo-Choo Charles
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Bought for: $19.99
Played on: PC
Release date: December 9, 2022
Developer: 2 Star Games
Publisher: 2 Star Games, Choo Choo Gaming
Game Type: Adventure game, Indie game, Survival horror, Shooter game
Platforms: Android, Microsoft Windows
ESRB Rating: M for Mature - 
The developers describe the content like this:
Blood, gore, and people being eaten alive by a spider train. Source: Steam https://store.steampowered.com/app/1766740/ChooChoo_Charles/
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Pros & Cons
A nice quiet night time island to explore.
An unexpected big map. 
Scrap
Some bizarre looking side characters, their mouths don’t seem to move while they talk.
A gripping mystery to unravel.
Decent looking graphics.
….oh yeah! A HUGE Train with Spider Legs!
SCRAP!
Some lagging issues
Stealth missions are very easy to do when you learn the walking pattern of the npcs or you can just keep running until they stop chasing you. 
The side missions are great but there's one that is a Slenderman rip-off that is not very inspiring, is just frustrating. 
PICKLES, PICKLES, PICKLES
SCRAP!
This game features my favorite collectible ever: Paint Cans!!  Why? Keep on reading! 
SCRAP!!
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My Experience
     Never, I mean never, has a game made me say Scrap so much in my life.
I…uhh…mmm..I don’t know where to begin with this game. This is as bizarre as you can get right? You are a former monster hunter and you are invited to this land by a former friend to take down a monster. Very simple stuff, just whoever thought about this monster design….has to be the greatest genius out there. Think about it, as a gamer I have defeated bosses that look like a turtle with a spiky shell, gods that tower over earth, slime and a giant Elvis looking zombie. But a spider train monster named Charles that blows its whistle signaling that it is close and is going to kill you? That is creative!  
                                                             SCRAP
Choo-Choo Charles is a very unique game, but my favorite part about it is the weapon you have to defeat this creature.  You have your own little train, riding this train is the most relaxing thing ever. With the combination of the night, the rain sound and the engine is so nice. This train is your shield and your main weapon, you can have up to four different weapons to install. While collecting SCRAP you can upgrade speed, damage and armor. The more you upgrade the train, it will change appearance, from a worn out train to a fully armored war train. The Paint Cans; you can find these things in certain areas or missions and they will be located inside your train where you can change its color. There are eleven in total so keep an eye out, because your train needs a new coat. 
                                                          SCRAP
Even though it is a great game, the biggest downside is that this game is 4 or 5 hours long. This is the type of game where you can get so involved that the experience can easily be over. Not necessarily a bad thing, but is a bit of a disappointment. The concept of this game is straight to the point, it doesn’t need any side stories or any pointless concept. This is a game where the people on this island need this Spider Train dead and you are the right person for the job. Depending how involved you get or just how difficult it is for you to defeat Charles, your gameplay hours may vary. But if I am honest with you, it is worth it! Perhaps get the game at a much lower price but is still a good reasonable price for $20.
                              Charles the Spider Tank Engine said:
                                     “I am terror, hear my whistle!”
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    A Choo Choo Score of 3 out 4 SCRAP!   
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pick-em-pool · 2 years
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WEEK 13
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Unlucky number 13? Not likely! As y'all have cruised through this week, with only ONE person ❔ scoring below 10 points this round. AND THAT'S NOT ALL 🤩 since we have major shakeups all up and down the leaderboard 🔥 At this stage I don't know WHO is going to win the money 💰💰💰 But if you're name doesn't rhyme with "Shmabrielle", you need to think about making some big moves, since there are only FIVE, yes FIVE, weeks left this season 😱 LET'S GET TO IT
JULIETTE - 12 POINTS
The tsunami of Tempe continues her wild roller coaster ride 🎢 with a week topping performance ✅ you never know what you're gonna get with Juliette week-to-week, it's complete pandemonium 😨 one week she turns in a performance worse than the Logan Ziegler St. Adolphe d'Howard hockey game of '19 (2 own goals, 5 missed empty nets, one attempted check of a 12 year old) 🔻 And just when you think she's out she turns in a 12 Pointer🤷‍♀️ I can't wait to see what the WILDCARD brings next
RUSTY - 12 POINTS
THE BOYS IN THE BACK NO MORE 🎖🎖🎖 AS Rusty shoots into second place to complete his meteoric rise from LAST place just seven weeks ago 🌠 Let me tell you, this race at the top is getting spicy 🌶 And if there's one thing we know, Rusty can handle the heat. Which is all the more impressive because us white boys look like we order a glass of milk because our mayonnaise had a lil' too much heat 🥵 Must be his Native American heritage!
JJ - 11 POINTS
WHAT IS GOING ON??? 🧯🧯🧯 JJ and Rusty are currently TIED for second place? get JJ his conductor's hat, because its time for the COMEBACK TRAIN 🚂🚂🚂 CHOO CHOO MOTHERF- sorry I got a little excited there 😤 We should have known JJ would get stronger as Christmas approaches... If you take the letters of Jean-Jacques, rearrange them, add some letters in, take some letters out, you get KRIS KRINGLE 🎅 coincidence? I think not!
VAL - 11 POINTS
Not sure exactly when Valerie "Ernest Hemingway" Daigneault found time enough during her paper-writing frenzy to make her picks, but she's scored another solid week and moved into FOURTH place 🏆 on a SOLID call for the Cincinnati upset 🐅🐯 I don't know when she's going to finish writing that law paper of hers, but when she does then move over "The Bible", because there's a new best-seller on the market! 📗📘📙🧾📑📚 Does a careful examination of the United States' historical tendencies for racially segregated metropolitan areas and their impact on social and economic mobility of inner-city youths and working class adults sound like a page turner to you!?!? Yeah me neither... 😬 BUT IT SOUNDS IMPORTANT 🔥🔥🔥
GABBY - 11 POINTS
The rich get richer 💸 as Gabby strengthens her lead into the final weeks of the season 💪 Unfortunately she can't take it with her ☠ based of what I've seen upon entering the quarantine zone AKA our bedroom Gabby has about 47 minutes to live 🤒I WONT name names, Rusty, but someone, Rusty, personally told me they are very excited, Rusty, at the prospect of our current FIRST PLACE contender perishing on us, Rusty, so that THEY, Rusty, have a better chance at winning. BUT I'm not naming names
JANIE - 10 POINTS
Janie has not relinquished her third place spot and looks to be once again a strong contender coming into the final weeks 🥊🥊🥊 Seems like fashion is just a flat circle, with everything coming back around to style. Low rise jeans, middle part, and CD players are the new HOT trends 🔥🚒🧯 Apparently the 'RONA is too, and Janie is PICKING UP THE TREND 💃 I'm expecting pictures of Janie out and about in low rise jeans and converse sneakers any day now
PEYTON - 10 POINTS
Whenever Peyton has time off from his new job as an Uber driver that exclusively takes Val to Espresso Martini bars, he likes to relax on his patio, listen to the clip-clop of Amish horses trot by, and watch some football 🏈 Our rookie has been in the top 3 in all but TWO weeks this year 🤯 And after he's done dusting the neighborhood retirees at the local frisbee golf course, he's looking to move to the top spot next week 😲 WHATCH OUT PEOPLE 🔥 Because Peyton wants that cash, even though he probably could retire if he charged his passengers every time they were sick in his Uber (That usually happens around martini #4 🍸)
ABBY - 8 POINTS
It's yet another week to forget for Abbrady, as the duo goes for only 8 points and now hold the record for the LARGEST 🥴 gap between first and last, a whopping SEVENTEEN POINTS 🙃 Is that good? no. BUT is it the worst performance we've seen so far? yes. BUT. Could they still come back and win? no. BUT will they get a special secret prize that I have been preparing for the last place finisher??? also no.
THANK YOU EVERYONE! We are officially in the home stretch and it looks like it's going to come down to the wire AGAIN 😨 So stay on it and win yourself some MONAYYYYYY 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 See you next week!
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midnightmoonkiss · 2 years
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Bad Timing!
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Switch! Izuku Midoriya X GN! Reader
Summary: Pro Hero Deku finds himself hot and bothered, but mostly bothered, while out on patrol
Category: Smut, 18+ Only - Minors DNI
WARNINGS!: public masturbation
Word Count: 1.7k
A/N: i havent written smut in like maybe a year have mercy 
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What happens when a pro hero...
                   gets extremely horny while out on patrol..?
It was a question Izuku never wanted an answer to. Both options were terrible.
You could suffer through patrol with an erection, praying to the gods that there’s no wet spot on the front of your clothes and it'd go away,
or... take care of it.
Obviously, both were bad.
Horrific.
Humiliating.
Not at all heroic.
Admittedly, he was weak whenever he got horny. Extremely so. Borderline kinky slut behavior.
Always gave in to his desires, his body was used to getting what it wanted when it wanted. He was greedy.
After all, his body never really sparked to life in such a way in inappropriate places, his anxiety too strong to ever allow such a thing. 
He never really needed to control himself. He was a tame beast, a wolf in sheep's clothing who was a good boy in public.
So why..
Why now?
Izuku, or rather, Deku found himself in a very bad position.
It was a moonless night, the only light illuminating the streets that were slicked with water from the drizzle were the lampposts scattered about.
Yellow light reflected on the drops of rain as they fell, the cities own version of fireflies.
The atmosphere was warm, scent of asphalt mixed with the distant smell of street food.
Deku found himself stalled in front of a convenience store, the blue neon sign of welcome made his green suit glow teal, the blush on his freckled cheeks looked purple- alienish.
The area was quiet, except for the light pitter patter of rain drops that fell and splattered on the ground and canopy he stood under.
It was the kind of night where he wished more than anything to be somewhere else, to be somewhere with you. He didn’t usually have this ‘graveyard’ shift.
His own displeasure for working this night was what spurred on random thoughts. His mind was completely ran over by you and the way you (e/c) eyes sparkled whenever it would rain.
Then he started thinking about other ways your eyes sparkled, each occasion made them shine in different ways.
They’d shine differently when you were happy, exited, saw something delicious, etc.. He began listing all the occasions where your eyes sparkled, absentmindedly aware of his surroundings as he trudged down the sidewalk - still alert.
His heart skipped a beat before his mind even thought about it.. but he thought about how strangely your eyes glistened whenever something.. adult occurred between the both of you.
Lust consumed your gaze, pupils blown wide when they sparkled, unlike the other times he previously listed.
Thinking about those sinful eyes and the actions that caused them was what led to his current predicament.. a boner. A pathetic boner at the wrong time.
He stalled when he realized he had one, but the panic didn’t exactly stop his notoriously dirty thoughts.
His mind was like an old house’s faucet, once you turned it on, the water keeps dripping out even after shutting it off.
Deku thickly swallowed, sucking in his bottom lip to stop the whimper of embarrassment from slipping past them.
His shift just started only two hours ago.
He had no time to run home and take care of this with you.. Gods, with you. That’s where he wanted to be.
He couldn't stop his thoughts and he couldn't wait it out.
Hell, he can’t even remember the last time he was able to relieve himself.. perhaps that's why this happened so quickly.
Usually if Deku thought something sinful on the job, his sexually satisfied sense would kick in and stop the train of thought before it went choo-choo down to his dick.
Izuku had a routine, a sex life, he didn’t realize how adjusted his body became to it- so much so that even missing a week or so of action brought on random bouts of want. Like now. Fuck.
He knew such things were human, but it made him feel dirty. A hero with a boner.. that wouldn’t do..
He’d bite his fingernail if it weren’t currently gloved.
Perhaps he could use the stores bathroom? Real quick?
No... the cashier would see him.
Where could he relieve himself without being caught?
Gods, he just wants to wrap his hand around his aching cock already.
...
“GAH!” He slapped his hands on his face, covering himself as he hunched over.
He couldn't believe what he was thinking right now!
It was bad. No, he was bad.
Bad bad hero.
Bad hero!
“Don’t think such things...!” He mumbled to himself.
But then.. he pictured you again.. your eyes.. oh, how they drew him in. He was always at your mercy, even when away from you.
His dick throbbed.
He felt helpless to his own desires, mouth dry and yet he was drooling.
Thick legs felt like jelly as he stumbled back, panicked emerald eyes scanning the area for cameras.
He felt gross.
Well, he was gross, he was a pervert behind closed doors and apparently in open spaces, but right now he was also desperate. He could barely think straight right now, and his attention span was necessary for his work.
The quicker he.. relieved himself, the sooner he’d be back on patrol.
Time was running short, he had places he needed to check out at this hour. The longer he stalled, the longer someone might have to wait for help.
He hoped no one needed help, guilt might eat him alive if someone did and he wasn’t there because teenage hormones still ran rampant in his body despite being 23.
Dignity was non-existent as he waddled into a relatively clean alley, ducking behind a dumpster, thankful this area sheltered him from the rain.
Excitement outweighed his shame as his large, gloved hand massaged the bulge between his spread legs. Deku sighed blissfully, relief flooding his system, head thumping against the brick wall. He grinded against his palm, pink lips parting with heavy breaths.
His curly green hair was damp, some strands sticking to his forehead. At least his suit and shoes were waterproof.
The hero was quick to un-buckle his belt, though he fumbled, and let it hang loosely in his suits belt loops, gloves ripped off by his teeth and shoved in his mouth to insure no sounds would escape past his jaws.
He was usually quite loud, he couldn’t be here.
Finally, he pulled down the suits zipper, hands trembling as he did so.
He internally reminded himself to be quick.. but he was nervous. He’d never done something like this before. He was a reasonable person, and this wasn’t at all reasonable- it was desperate and needy, and he hated it.
He wished he was home, gods he wanted to be home right now. He’d much rather be doing this with you than without, but he really had no choice..
Deku, the number one pro hero, was currently so hard it hurt.
There was no way he’d be able to wait, and there’s no way he can walk the streets with a raging boner. 
“HERO DEKU SPORTS A BONER WHILE PATROLING!!” Is a headline he’d rather not see.
Tears of frustration at this situation built up in his eyes as he sniffled softly. His body burned with humiliation as his hand wrapped around his thick dick straining inside his jock strap. He squeezed the base, hips twitching as he did so, trying to ground and mentally prepare himself.
Squinted, paranoid eyes glanced to the side, insuring no one was there watching him.
Deku subconsciously bucked into his hand, completely throwing him off guard, making his heart jump into his throat in a garbled gasp.
He whined, hunching over as his hand began to squeeze up and down his shaft.
Pulling his drooling cock free, he worked himself off faster.
Fuck, he was so sensitive!!
His whole body was twitching as he jerked himself off, hand twisting up and down, thumb pressing against veins.
Tears fell freely from his eyes, hiccups combined with moans, all muffled by his gloves. 
Faster.
Faster.
Faster.
He had to go faster!
He needed to get it done quickly, but gods! The burn feels so good!! He felt overstimulated, not used to moving this along so quickly.
Deku’s muscular thighs shook with the effort to keep himself steady and on his feet, free hand clenched into a fist against the dumpster so he wouldn’t fall over.
He definitely looks like a creep, but he doesn’t have the mental capacity to care at this moment.
His dick was always sloppy, spitting out so much precum that it would look like he pissed himself in his boxers when turned on. In instances where he didn’t have a lubricant, like now, it’s a blessing, but the noise..!
The noise was so embarrassing! Even if he muffled his cries of pleasure, his slippery cock always made the most lewd noises whenever he jerked off.
He could hear it now, despite the weather, he could hear the squelching, the loud and fast squelching as well as the wet slap of his hips and balls meeting his fist as he desperately fucked into his hand like a dumb bunny.
Deku cursed in his mind whenever his fingers would brush against his swollen cockhead, eventually just making his other hand join the battle against his sanity so he could pay special attention to both areas of himself.
His hands were so sticky now.
Deku choked on moans as roughly played with himself.
If only you were doing this instead.. oh.. oh yes. Would you use your hands.. or your mouth?
Both, yes, both yes, yes please. Oh...
“Nnnngh!” Oh!
Your hands always felt so good, so soft in comparison to his.. so small. It made him feel that much more sinful and large.
You always struggled to fit him in your mouth, too. He could imagine it now, imagine his own choked moans were yours as you gagged on his cock.
He’d make such a mess on you.
You.. oh fuck, you! You! He needed you!
His muscles were tightening, eyes rolling back as he felt his orgasm quickly approaching. His tongue would loll out of his mouth if it wasn’t stuffed.
He couldn’t think straight, his awareness to the world around him fading as he got closer and closer to the edge.
Sparks of green licked at his forearms and hands, damn near screaming at the pleasure the speed of which he jerked himself off at.
Flashes of you popped into his mind, name in the back of his throat.
He chanted your name internally as if it would hold himself together, the warm embrace of his lovers name, ‘(Y/N), (Y/N), (Y/N), Oh, (Y/N)!!’
Eyes slipped shut, eyebrows furrowed, hips stilled as he helplessly fell in oblivion.
Ropes of cum spirted from his tip, one fist still wrapped around his length as he milked himself of every gooey drop.
His mind went blank as he jerked himself through his orgasm, slobber escaping past the gloves and down his chin as he shakily sank to a squat.
Breathing hard through his nose, he finally stopped his movements, body still jerking.
He just needed a moment to catch his breath, to calm down.
His face was relaxed now, no longer screwed tight with pure pleasure. His skin was flushed and sweaty, hair frizzy from the moisture in the air.
Deku was an absolute mess, a mess he longer for you to be there to help clean up or at least kiss him.
His senses suddenly fully came back like whiplash, eyes snapping open in panic as he looked around.
Ok..
Ok good..no one is around..
Looking down, he grumbled at the mess he made, cum had splattered everywhere..at least it would eventually wash away.
His hands were coated in slick precum, though. He grunted.
Did he have any wipes?
He checked one of the pouches on his utility belt.. yep! 
Shakily, he cleaned himself off, the burn of pleasure already erased by the post-nut clarity shame.
Zipping himself back up and slipping on his gloves, he wiped away the tears and saliva on his face.
Why was he always so messy?
Ok.
He was ok now.
Carnal desire was a bitch but at least he somehow made it through the jerk-off session of his nightmares.
Would it be too weird to mark down on a calendar when you’ve had sex? He seriously didn’t want to go through this again.. at least.. not alone.
Huffing, he got up, stepping over his.. cum to make his way out of the alley, senses on high alert to ensure he completely got away with this.
His cheeks were still red, his eyes still hazy, he needed to steer clear of people at least for a while.
Smacking his lips, he absentmindedly considered grabbing some food at one of the food stands a few streets over.
Back to work.
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wellthebardsdead · 2 years
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An au where Gabe happened to find himself in the right place at the right time, enjoy ~Bambi
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Gabe: *quietly stalking the streets of Houston texas, eyes peeled for any signs of null sector activity* …
Ana: *over the com* area cleared. Threat neutralised. Any activity on your end Gabriel?
Gabe: nothing here, seems the attack was localised to the cbd-
*CRASH!*
Gabe: *immediately readys his weapon and aims for an alleyway* hold that note captain- *slowly begins approaching the source of the sound* …
*rustling and another clang of a trash can lid*
Gabe: *curiously lowers his guns and unclips the flashlight from his belt pointing it into the dark thinking it might be an animal only for it to land on a very startled 5 to 6yr old boy* what the?
???: *immediately drops the scraps he’d been holding and climbs out of the trash can only to fall flat onto the ground* OW!! *lays there for a second and starts to cry as he crawls out*
Gabe: *quickly hurries over* ey, hold on hold on shhh shhh shhh you’re okay mijo calm down. *carefully picks him up and feels his heart shatter feeling all his little ribs even though his gloves*
???: *now bawling his eyes out and kicking his little legs* d-Dont t-take m-me back m-mr!
Gabe: shhh shhh It’s alright, take you back where? I promise I won’t.
???: *hiccups rubbing his eyes and face with his very dirty sleeves* t-to the mean p-people- I don’t wanna go back!
Gabe: *carefully adjusts his hold on the boy and sits him on his hip* okay, okay, I won’t take you back to the mean people…
Ana: *over the com* commander?
Gabe: unattended child, considering abandoned. Have medics on site to access him when we arrive, heading back now.
Ana: copy that.
Gabe: *turns off the com and looks at the boy clinging to his bullet proof vest and literally shaking in his arms* what’s your name mijo?…
???: m-mama called me Cole.
Gabe: like a coal train?? Choo Choo~ *mimics the movement of pulling the cord to make the sound*
Cole: *giggles a little and nods* m-mmhmm!
Gabe: Well then it’s nice to meet you Cole, I’m commander reyes… *quietly looks at the scrawny child and immediately makes up his mind* I’m gonna be taking care of you from now on.
*a few hours later*
Cole: *all clean and warm, belly full after a huge meal, and tucked in safe and sound in gabes hotel bed*
Gabe: *sitting at a table looking through files with ana* so you found his foster home?
Ana: Mhm, he ran away 4 weeks ago, they never reported him missing and continued collecting the government funding. The place was filled with equally abused kids…
Gabe: and they’re?
Ana: safe, we’ve had them moved to the Overwatch orphanage society. They’re getting proper care and treatment as we speak.
Gabe: good…
Ana: are you sure about this Gabriel?
Gabe: I already got a son, he’s been wanting a brother too. *smiles and finishes signing the adoption papers* besides, it’s not like Martina and I are together anymore… now I just have Jack to deal with heh…
Ana: *looks at him then at the little boy sleeping so soundly just a few feet from them* …Personally, I think this is the best decision you’ve ever made, Gabriel.
Gabe: wasn’t really much of a decision to be made. *looks at Cole and smiles* Hed already made my mind up for me.
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corrodedcoffinstan · 2 years
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there goes my hero / eddie munson imagine
A/N: This was requested by the lovely @daddykfc and the idea of it genuinely made me absolutely melt and really reminds me of how I am towards my boyfriend's nephew. Thank you so much for the request! <3
Summary: Y/N is Eddie's younger sister. She idolises him and he lets her get away with anything.
It was a sunny Saturday evening and your mom had gone out to work, leaving just you and your older brother in the house.
Whenever Eddie was in charge, you guys always had snacks. He absolutely pampered you. You had him wrapped around your little finger and you knew it.
"Can we go park pwease?" You ask, standing with your hands on your hips, looking up at him with a little pout on your lips, tugging at his jeans as you looked up at him.
Eddie just laughs and grabs his keys from the side. "Okay little miss. Want me to carry you?" He asks, kneeling down to your level and reaching forward to scoop you up.
You let out a loud squeal, running away. "NO! I can walk myself thank you!" You yell, waving your hands up at him. "But I want to hold your hand." You say, walking back towards him, taking his hand.
Eddie smiles at you and stands upright, you take two of his fingers into your smaller hands and giggle loudly. "Park time! Park time!" You yell excitedly. Eddie can't help but laugh fondly at you.
"Now remember, we can't be out too long because I have my club tonight, remember?" "Yeah yeah, dragon club." You say with a little huff. You were always banished from the room when he had the Hellfire Club games. Probably because he didn't want any of the guys to swear in front of you and ruin your innocence. But you didn't know that, you thought he was just being a big meanie - even if it was way past your bedtime.
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After a short walk down the road, you arrive at your favourite place - the park. There was a massive climbing frame, a small train shaped area for kids your age, swings and a castle.
You immediately let go of Eddie's hand and go charging towards the train. "CHOO CHOO!!!!" You shout in excitement, immediately climbing in and going towards the window, waving at Eddie, who just laughs in response, attempting to climb in too before eventually giving up and sitting on the top.
"AHHHHH there's a big monster on my train!!! HEEELP!" You shout, waving your arms around in panic, while cackling your little head off. The sound of your laughter is music to Eddie's ears, his own laughter echoing yours.
"ARRGGHHHH!" Eddie growls, his hands creeping down towards the window. "Where is my next meal!??? What about this creature in here?" He yells, reaching down and immediately tickling you.
You immediately start squealing with laughter "Stooppp! Ahhh!!! Stoopp!!!" You squeal out, kicking your legs and almost falling over with laughter.
"Hey..careful!" Eddie says, his tone more serious - he didn't want you hurting yourself on his watch. You peek out of the window and look up at him. "HELLOOOO!" You yell up at him, wiggling your eyebrows.
A short while passes and you eventually climb out of the train, letting another little boy have a go. You head over to the swings and attempt to climb into the seat - which almost ended badly had Eddie not been there.
He helps you into the seat and begins to gently push you back and forth. You lean your head back to look up at the sky, the sensation making your head feel a little weird but you can't help but love it.
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You and Eddie spend about an hour or so at the park going to play on everything that it had to offer, the darkness of the evening sky starting to settle in - meaning that his friends would be due over soon. You let out a yawn and look at him, rubbing your eyes sleepily.
Eddie knows what that look means - he leans down and scoops you up in his arms, carrying you home.
On the journey home you actually drifted off, small snores escaping from your mouth - something Eddie loved to tease you about - telling you that you sound like a little piggy.
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You were rudely awoken from your sleep by the loud rumbling of thunder from overhead, followed by a crack of lightning which seemed incredibly close. You immediately burst into tears, clinging your blanket in one hand and your teddy bear in the other.
You wander out onto the landing when another rumble happens, causing you to jump up in fear. You grip onto the side as you walk towards the stairs, heading down the stairs on your bottom slowly to where you can hear Eddie and his friends' voices, tears rolling down your cheeks as you walk.
"Oh no!" You hear one of Eddie's friends - Dustin - say, immediately getting up and sitting down on the floor at the bottom of the stairs, opening his arms for a hug. You knew Dustin really well, he was a friend that he trusted with you. You waddle towards Dustin, crying into his arms.
Eddie sighs. "Sorry guys.. Pause for a sec." He gets up from his seat around the dining table, walking over to where you and Dustin were. "Hey hey Y/N.. Did the thunder wake you?" He asks, kneeling down in front of you and Dustin, rubbing your back.
"Y-Yeah." You say quietly, your lower lip wobbling as you try to not cry in front of your big brother. Dustin pulls away from you, allowing Eddie to scoop you up, carrying you over to the table.
"How about you play with us?" Eddie smiles. "You can play a fairy." He smiles, squeezing you gently. You have no idea what Eddie just said other than you can play as a fairy, which makes your face light up, your lower lip still trembling.
"Can I? Can I?" You ask, looking at Eddie's friends, who all nod encouragingly.
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Eddie smiles at you before going into full Dungeon Master mode. "You are all rested up and levelled up accordingly now." He smiles, watching as they all jot down their spell choices for level four. "You're journeying in a wagon along a battered path when Elerin sees something in the distance," he pauses, letting Mike interject.
"Hey- should we all go and investigate that?" Mike asks the party in his character's voice. They all make a noise of agreement, so all their characters move towards the broken wagon on Eddie's little makeshift map on the table.
"Now boys, roll me perception." Eddie commands, watching as they all roll, before discussing between themselves who got the highest.
"I got a 18." Lucas states.
"Okay! So, Volkan - you see a small creature sprawled out on top of some wood, splinters out of her side. What do you do?"
"Is the creature small enough for me to pick up?" Lucas asks.
"Yeah, she fits very well into the palm of your hands."
"Well, I'll pick her up then, and show her to the group." He says, poking his tongue out at you, which causes you to giggle and hide your face.
"Can I cast healing word please?" Mike speaks up, glancing over at Eddie.
"Very good! Yes you can."
Mike casts healing word on your character.
"T-Thank you." You say quietly, burying your head in Eddie's chest in embarrassment.
"You're welcome. My name is Elerin and this is my party. What's your name?" Mike asks, looking at you with an encouraging smile.
"My name is Y/N." You say, a little more confident now from just how welcoming Eddie's friends were.
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The next thing you knew, your eyes were drooping and you cuddled into Eddie as you felt tiredness take over - it was officially now way way past your bedtime.
Maybe you would play with the Hellfire Club again. And just maybe Eddie had already made a Hellfire Club shirt for you.
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justanotherblonde23 · 4 years
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I Want You - A Din Djarin Story
Author’s Note: Hey there, internet friends. So I had an ask from my friend @hdlynnslibrary that I can’ find to save my life. Luckily, I wrote it down! “Hi Kat! My darling! I must admit to feeling #horny okay? Soooo what about a prompt for my fav space man Din? Like maybe with an #inexperienced reader?” Oh Heather, my love, ask and you shall receive! What started out as a little somethin became 14 pages, double spaced, 12 point Times New Roman font. So my darling, I hope you enjoy this Din x reader fic, it was made with LOTS of love <3
Warnings: SMUT, there is definately sexy times going on over here, all aboard the horny train, leaving the station as we speak. Choo-fuckin-choo! Also, language because I am me and since I was born and raised in Boston and I have been swearing like a goddamn sailor since, well, ever lol. Oh, and there’s a slight breeding kink, just an FYI. I’m sorry, it just all came out and I couldn’t help it and Din Djarin wants his clan to expand, okay? 
Thank you to all who read, like, comment, reblog, etc. It warms my heart that you all are enjoying my work. Please let me know what you think of this one :-)
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You had been traveling with Din on the Razor Crest for the past year or so. He found you on Arvala-7, working alongside Kuiil. You were good with your hands, fast with a blaster, and most importantly, you connected with the Child. From the second that kid saw you, he decided that you were his. He was the largest reason that you were here right now. How anyone could resist those big eyes, his floppy ears, and that cute baby smile. He turned your heart to putty. 
Your days were spent mostly on the Crest, keeping an eye on the little one and tending to the ship the best you could. The baby required a fair bit of effort, but you didn’t mind; he had become like your own child without you even realizing it. 
Somewhere along the way, you had become closer with the Mandalorian that you traveled with. Clipped sentences became more extended conversations as you gently urged him out of his shell. Soon, he became curious about you, asking all sorts of unimportant questions, ranging from where you grew up to what your favorite color was. Dinners alone with the kid turned into Mando joining you, lifting his helmet ever so slightly so that he could take a sip of the broth you made or a bite of the ration pack you heated up. Every time he did this, you made sure to keep your eyes on your plate, never wanting to disrespect his Creed in any way. 
As the months progressed, your feelings for one stoic Mandalorian grew. You caught yourself lingering in the cockpit more when after you put the little one down at night. You also caught yourself staring on more than one occasion, and you knew for a fact that Mando saw you, too. How could you not stare at that imposing figure that you shared a home with? The duality of the man was awe-inspiring, to be sure. He was a fearsome warrior, and you had witnessed his prowess first hand many a time. He brought bounties in nonstop, always jetting off to the next one before the last quarry had been frozen away in carbonite for a day. And then there was the gentleness that he had with the baby. You could tell that this was his first time taking care of another person by himself. Sometimes he was a bit rough around the edges, but he did try his best. He was learning how to be the best parent he could for the kid, and watching that play out warmed your heart. 
Often times, when he took the kid up to the cockpit so that you could use the refresher and wash the day away, you could hear him up there talking to the kid gently. Sometimes he speaks in Basic; other times, he speaks in what you assume is Mando’a. Every once in a while, you hear him sing the baby a lullaby on those restless nights where nothing seems to calm that sweet baby down. The first time you heard him sing softly to the kid, you knew that you loved him. 
You never felt right acting on your feelings; you didn’t know how he thought about you. Also, you were terrified of making a fool of yourself. Truth be told, you have never been in a man’s bed before. The life of a refugee of the Empire didn’t leave much time for amorous encounters. By the time you found Kuiil, all you wanted was to keep your head down and do your work. If you happened to meet someone along the way, fantastic, but you had more pressing matters to attend to, like surviving in the desert. 
That all changed one night when you least expected it. Mando had taken the kid to soothe him and put him to sleep, so you took the opportunity to use the fresher. You had been working hard that day, repairing areas of the Crest that needed maintenance while juggling an inquisitive little one. You took your time, relishing the way that the water felt against your bare skin, the warmth seeping into your muscles and soothing your bones. You wouldn’t tell anyone, but you viewed water as a gift from the Maker itself. For the first time in your life, you didn’t have to scrounge and save every last drop. You’d never had the luxury of using actual water the bathe daily; you’d never been in the financial position to have such a thing. For the Galaxy working class, a sonic was the best you could hope for most of the time. It cleansed the body of dirt and grime just fine, but it wasn’t pleasant like water was. 
In all honesty, your idea of a luxuriously long shower was well under ten minutes, but it was a dream come true for you. After you were clean and smelling of the fresh soap that you used, it was time for you to get out. You grabbed the small towel, drying your body, and then reached for your clothes. Your hands floundered around a bit until you realized that you had inadvertently forgotten to bring a new pair of clothes or your sleep shirt in with you. You had been in too much of a rush to hand off the baby and get just a few moments to yourself. 
You groaned at your flightiness. Kriff, that only left you with two options: you could either put your dirty clothes back on, or you could try to make your way back to your sleeping quarters wrapped in this tiny ass towel. Neither option particularly appealed to you, but your desire for cleanliness finally won out. 
You gathered up your belongings and quietly opened the refresher door, careful not to be too loud. It usually took a bit of time to calm the baby down enough for him to go to sleep, and you didn’t want to interrupt that process. The lights in the hold were dimmed, leaving you with the ability only to see a few steps in front of you. 
Unfortunately, your quest to be stealthy was in vain. You had forgotten that you had moved a particular toolbox during your work project this morning. Said toolbox ended up being placed right where you could smack your little toe on it. You yelped in pain, dropping everything in your arms in favor of hopping up and down on one foot and clutching the other in your hands. This caused the towel to also fall to the ground, leaving you bare. A noise drew your attention up, and your eyes met a helmet, staring right back. Mando was standing right in front of you, apparently drawn by the noise. 
You dropped your foot, standing up straight, eyes wide in shock. You didn’t move; you barely breathed. Your mind was short-circuiting, and you didn’t even have the sense to pick up your towel off the ground. Your body was overflowing with embarrassment, horror, and- was that arousal? Stars, you were standing here, completely bare, across from the Mandalorian who has every inch of himself covered. 
Ever so slowly, he reached down and grabbed the towel you had dropped, carefully wrapping it back around you. His hand accidentally brushed your breast, causing you to suck in a breath of surprise. He murmured his apologies, beginning to withdraw his hands, but you were faster. You reached out, stilling his retreating hands and placing them back on your body. You wanted this, you wanted him, and you wanted to make sure that he knew it. 
He tilted his helmet curiously, waiting for you to give him a prompt. He took in your labored breathing, your increased heart rate, the way you bit your lip. Your eyes met his visor, and he could barely even see your eye color because your pupils were so blown with lust and desire. He groaned a deep, low sound in his chest at your obvious reaction to his presence. 
“What do you want, sweet girl?” he ground out, trying to keep himself in check. 
You moved your hands, gently cradling his helmet where his cheeks would be, breathing in his scent swirling so close to you. You could smell the blaster residue, the leather, the metal of his beskar, the soap you both used in the shower, and that smell that was uniquely his. You’d never get tired of it, not in this life or the next. 
“I want you,” was your reply. “Touch me, Mando, please.”
“Din,” came his reply, almost in a whisper, as if it was something sacred. 
You frowned, your nose scrunched up in confusion. You studied this helmet, eyes searching for answers. 
“My name, it’s Din. Din Djarin.”
Your mouth dropped open in shock, eyes wide with confusion. You knew the sacredness of a name in this Galaxy. Stars, you hadn’t even told him your own name for a solid three months. The only reason he had found out was because he overheard you talking to the kid one day. A name was even more sacred to a Mandalorian. It was precious, something to be guarded with the utmost care. You’d never even wagered that he’d give it to you, ever. 
“You can use it, but with just me and the kid around. No one else gets to know it, no one but you.” 
You nodded, understanding just how much it had taken for him to tell you. His name was a gift, something that you would keep close and cherish. 
“Din,” you spoke the Mandalorian’s name for the first time, testing it on your tongue, relishing the taste of it in your mouth. It was a good name, a solid name, a name fitting for the warrior before you. “Din Djarin, a beautiful name.” 
Hearing his name in your mouth set Din’s soul on fire. The way you spoke it, the way you had considered it and acknowledged the importance of what he had just given you, it made him want to hear it again and again. He wanted to listen to you moan his name in ecstasy, begging him for more, begging him for pleasure. He wanted to hear you yell it, mutter it, say it in everyday conversation. He wanted to hear his name drip from your lips for the rest of his life. 
That night was the first time he took you and gave you pleasure. You had come on his tongue and fingers three times before you were strung out and exhausted. You fell asleep in his bunk wrapped tightly in his arms. That was two months ago. 
You still had yet to take him fully, to allow him to be inside of you. You had admitted that you were nervous, that you had no experience to work off of. Din had been nothing but patient and kind, never pressuring you into anything that you weren’t comfortable with. He had told you that, “We have all the time in the world, sweet girl. There’s no need to rush.” You believed him wholeheartedly, but in the past weeks, you had found yourself wanting more. Sure, you were still frightened, you didn’t know what you were doing, but that burn and ache inside of you kept getting more intense as the days went by. You know that Din would take care of you. 
It’s been a rough day, and that’s an understatement. You helped with the bounty this time because the information you were given indicated that this quarry was heavily guarded. Mando couldn’t say no to an extra blaster covering his ass. Thankfully, this mission was on Tatooine, meaning that you could leave the little one with Peli. Maker knows that woman loves your little green bean; how could she not? Green bean loves her right back and seems to be particularly fond of the pit droids. You think it has something to do with the fact that he can bonk their noses to make them spring to life, but you can’t be sure. 
Unfortunately, it turns out that this asshole was much more protected than you had been led to believe. You would have some choice words for Greef Karga to pass along to whoever had commissioned this kriffing bounty. You both had more or less emerged unscathed, but there would most certainly be bruises covering you two from head to toe. 
Once the bounty was frozen away in carbonite, you could breathe a little better. He wouldn’t be giving you any trouble now. When Peli saw that state you were in, she insisted that she keep the little one for the night, which was a relief. As much as you loved that sweet little boy, you needed a breather. Hopefully, you’d be able to spend some much needed time with just you and your Mandalorian. 
You found yourself on Din’s lap with a blindfold covering your eyes so he could kiss you. You would rather not see anything at all and have his lips on yours than have your sight with his helmet on. You both were in your underclothes, your legs straddling him. 
That’s when the kisses began. There was something about kissing Din Djarin that was otherworldly. The way he poured all his love and care into a kiss never ceases to blow you away. He always started so gently, building you up and setting you on fire. How could anything be that good, that pleasurable? He licked into your mouth, moaning at your taste. Your Mandalorian loved to kiss you. He nipped at your bottom lip, causing you to gasp, pleasure shooting straight down to your core. 
He moved his kisses to your jaw and down the column of your neck, leaving bruising in his wake. Din whispered in your ear, telling you how beautiful you were, how good you tasted, how you were just for him. The thought that you were his, that this fearsome warrior had opened himself up enough to let you in, it urged you forward. 
You began to rock back and forth on his thigh, chasing that feeling of bliss. He stopped you for a moment, helping you wiggle out of your panties, before urging you to start once more. This felt even better, your slick dripping out onto his thigh, helping you create beautiful friction. By the sounds he was making, Din was enjoying it, too. The feeling of his muscles hard beneath you, your clit rubbing deliciously against him, was heavenly. You could feel the sparks in your tummy, the clench of your cunt around nothing; you were so close. 
Din urged you on, his hands at your hips, moving you. He muttered about how gorgeous you were as you took your pleasure on his thigh, how he wanted to see you cum on him, how he wanted to taste your sweet pussy after you came. His words were what finally did you in, the dam bursting and your orgasm hitting you full force. Your hips began to stutter, but your Mandalorian kept you moving, riding the waves of pleasure, extending your bliss. Finally, your whines led him to stop; you were far too sensitive to continue. You panted, trying to catch your breath. 
As you sat there, your head on Din’s shoulder, centering yourself once more, you realized what exactly was pressing against your thigh. You could feel his rock hard, dripping cock, just within reach. The thought of it made your pussy clench and your mouth water. You wanted Din Djarin, all of him, in every way possible. You wanted to feel him inside of you, wrecking you and making you see stars. 
“Din,” you murmured, “I want you.” 
He nuzzled his nose into your hair, breathing you in. “You have me, Mesh’la, any way you want me.”
You sat up straight on his lap, facing him. If you didn’t have a blindfold on, you’re sure you’d be looking him directly in the eye. “No, I want you. I want you inside of me; I want your cock, Din.” 
Your Mandalorian groaned at your admission. There was nothing he wanted more. He took in the earnest expression on your face, looking for any sign of hesitance or anxiety. He never wanted you to feel pressured into doing anything that you didn’t want to do. He didn’t want you to feel as if you needed to do something to please him. He wanted you to explore sex at your own pace, never another’s. 
“Cyare, are you sure? There is no rush for us. My satisfaction comes from the fact that I can satisfy you and that you trust me enough to allow me to be the first to touch you in this way. There is no timetable besides your wants, needs, and desires, mesh’la. I don’t want you to pressure yourself.” 
You smiled at his words, his voice so soft and sweet for you. He was always so considerate, never rushing you or telling you that you were going too slowly. The kindness and care this great warrior continuously showed you reminded you of this complicated man’s duality. You felt safe with him, and you wanted all of him. 
“Din, baby, no, I don’t feel pressured. I’ve been thinking about it for weeks now. I want to feel you inside of me; I want you to make love to me, please.” 
He cradled your face in his palms for a moment, his thumbs gliding over your cheeks. Then, he kissed you. It wasn’t a gentle kiss; it was full of passion, sinking you deeper into arousal. He kissed you like you were the only thing in the world that he loved, and maybe he did. Perhaps you and the kid were his whole heart. His tongue expertly explored your mouth, causing you to mewl and moan. He knew just what would get you going. 
He pulled away, sucking in precious oxygen as you did the same. Carefully, he turned the both of you around and laid you down on his cot. It wasn’t the most comfortable thing in the galaxy, not by a long shot. It was designed more for efficiency than comfort. The thing was, though, you didn’t care. It was Din’s, and he was willing to share it with you. You could feel him hovering over you, his breath warm against your face. 
“Let me taste you, sweet girl. Let me get you ready to take my cock.”
You gasped, feeling his cock rock back and forth, covering himself in your slick. You were at a loss for words, so many sensations happening all at once. All you could manage was a nod, and a whimpered, “Please, Din.” 
Your Mandalorian kissed his way down your body, leaving behind bite marks and bruises where he wanted to cause heightened sensations. Before he even made it to your pussy, you were already painfully wet for him. You could feel his breath ghosting over the place where you wanted him the most. You lifted your hips in an attempt to spur him on, but all it got you was a muscular arm forcing your hips back down to the cot. 
“Patience, cyar’ika, I want you to feel every ounce of pleasure that I can wring out of you. Enjoy the moment, feel the suspense, don’t simply rush to the finish line, little one.” 
You yelped as you felt him bite into the juncture of your hip and thigh, sucking in hard to leave a mark. He soothed the skin with his tongue, so close to where you needed him, but not close enough. He repeated the process on the other side, marking you in a place only the two of you would ever see, like a secret that you both would share. 
Unexpectedly, his tongue licked a broad stripe from the bottom of your slit to your clit. You sighed; that was the feeling you so desperately wanted. He lapped at your cunt like a man starved, and you were the best thing on the menu. He knew how to work you into a frenzy, and quickly, he played your body like an instrument that he had been practicing on for a lifetime. You quaked and shook as your second orgasm of the night took hold, bursting and pulling you ever forward into the bliss you so desperately craved. 
Even after you had ridden out your orgasm, Din didn’t stop. He worked you over, inserting one finger and then another inside of you, hitting that one spot inside you that made you see stars over and over. His mouth never stopped, his tongue lazily drawing loose circles around your clit, never slowing down, but keeping a steady pace. Your hips fought to lift off the cot, simultaneously fighting and chasing that feeling of ecstasy. When he scissored his fingers inside of you and twisted his wrist just so, you lost it once more. A scream that sounded something like his name tore out of your throat as the stars exploded behind your eyes. 
You felt like you were floating in space, freely and without a care in the world. You reached a new height of pleasure that you’d never even imagined before. You could touch the sky and would never ever come down. You thought every encounter with your Mandalorian was pure rapture, but this was beyond anything you had ever felt before. You were panting, gasping for the oxygen your body so desperately needed, and you felt better than you ever had before. As your head left the clouds, you realized you had a dopey smile on your face, and your lover was covering you with kisses everywhere he could reach. 
Vaguely, you heard his whispers in the dark. You were so good for me, mesh’la. You looked so beautiful cumming on my fingers and tongue. You taste divine, starshine. Those words went straight to your heart and to your pussy, flooding you with more arousal than you had ever thought possible. A deep kiss on your lips finally brought you back to the present, the warm body on top of you centering your mind. 
“Are you ready for my cock, sweet girl? Do you still want to feel me inside of you? I promise I’ll go slow.”
You nodded in response, your words failing you. 
“I need to hear you say it, cyare. I need to hear you tell me that you want this, that you’re sure.” 
Your head lolled a bit as you processed his words, still feeling slightly hazy. 
“Din Djarin, I want you inside of me. Please, please, I want you more than I’ve ever wanted anything before.”
He chuckled at your pleas, a smile pressed into the crook of your neck. 
“I’ll be most delighted to give you what you want, sweet girl. Whatever you want, it’s yours. Are you ready for me?”
You breathed out a yes as you felt him coat himself in your slick, making sure he could ease into you. You knew he was quite large. You had curiously wondered aloud one day if all men were built like that. Even though his size intimidated you, you wanted everything he could give you. The excitement fizzled in your belly; you were getting wetter by the second. 
Ever so slowly, your Mandalorian lined himself up with you and began to press in. You gasped at the feeling of just the head of his cock inside of you, the blunt tip spearing into you. He paused before he began to move again. Slowly, inch by inch, he pressed himself into you, stopping ever so often to make sure that you had time to adjust to him. It didn’t hurt nearly as much as the girls in your hometown had made it seem. Maybe they hadn’t been with the proper lovers, or perhaps the boys they were sleeping with were just inexperienced and too young. All you knew was that there was a pinch of pain, yes, but the pleasure outweighed any discomfort you may have felt. 
You could feel every delicious inch of him inside you, splitting you open and filling you up like nothing ever had before. You could feel every ridge and vein as he inched his way into you. You couldn’t even put a name to this feeling, but you wanted more. Eventually, he was fully seated inside of you; your hips flush against his own. You felt so full, stuffed to the brim, and Maker, you loved it. He waited for a minute or two, allowing you to adjust to him and have a chance to take in all these new sensations. You had thought his fingers were terrific, but they were nothing compared to the feel of his cock deep inside of you. 
He kissed you. It was all teeth, tongue, and lips, and stars; it was perfect. He devoured your mouth, taking what was his. You couldn’t help the little sounds that sprung up from your throat when he did that. He answered you with guttural groans of his own. You could feel the way those sounds made his chest rumble; you could feel it in your chest pressed against him. 
He grabbed your leg, propping it up on his hip, and he began to move. He never went too fast for you or too hard, keeping a steady pace that kept you comfortable but still dragged you forward to a fourth orgasm. You didn’t even know you had it in you until Din used two of his fingers to assault your clit, encouraging that bundle of nerves to give you one more burst of pleasure. The combination of his cock deep inside you and his fingers on your clit was enough to send you toppling over the edge once more. This orgasm was more intense than the others, blazing white-hot through your veins and setting your soul on fire. If you thought you had been screaming before, you were mistaken. You writhed and squirmed under your lover, your pleasure causing your body to shake like a leaf. You sobbed his name over and over, tears spilling out of your eyes from sheer ecstasy. 
Your Mandalorian groaned deeply at the feel of your pussy clamping down on him like a vice. You were so tight, to begin with, and your orgasm grabbed him and shoved him into his orgasm. As he emptied himself deep within you, he couldn’t help but mumble praises. “Oh Mesh’la, you’re so tight for me, so beautiful laid bare just for me. You’re such a good girl, a sweet girl, my girl. I’ll give you whatever you want, baby. Adventure, new experiences, my love- fuck if you want it, I’ll give you warriors, children of our own.” 
You both laid there for a while afterward, basking in the glow of post-sex haze. You carded your fingers through his curls, gently scratching his scalp as he pressed sweet kisses into your skin. He was still inside you; neither of you could bear the thought of being parted just yet. You could stay like this forever, caught in this in-between time, not yet floating back into reality. 
“I would like that,” you murmured, never stopping your movements in his hair. 
“Like what, cyare?” 
“For you to give me warriors of our own, Din.”
You could feel him twitch inside you, clearly interested. His head shot up, studying yours closely, looking for any falsehood or hesitance in your blindfolded face. 
“You mean it?” He breathed out. 
You grinned, feeling around for his face. You traced his sharp jawline, the proud cure of his nose, the pout of his plump lips. This was the face of the man you loved, the man you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. Wherever he was in the Galaxy, that was home. 
“Yes, my love, I mean it. We have our little green bean, and eventually, he’s going to need some friends to play with. We wouldn’t want him to be lonely. And besides, there’s no one I’d rather raise warriors with than you.”
You heard a faint sniffle before his lips were on yours once more. You had a family, but there was always room to add more to this clan of three. 
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The Barbershop (Miguel Edition)
Angel’s Edition
Characters: Miguel Galindo x black!reader
Summary: Miguel calls the reader to come trim his beard.
Warnings: Smut
A/N: This is my first time writing for Miguel! I hope y’all enjoy. Angel’s edition is linked above and y’all let me know if you want me to do more Mayans. I wanna spread my wings a bit.
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The plane literally just landed when you got the call. There was nothing you wanted more than a hot shower and your bed, but when Miguel Galindo calls, you come. Anything for the king. At least you didn’t have to drive over there. Nestor was there at the airport waiting to take you to Miguel’s.
Thankfully, the ride was a little long, giving you enough time to rest and mentally prepare yourself to be around Miguel. There was an unspoken attraction between the two of you. Lingering gazes, blazing accidental touches, and little flirtatious remarks. None of which could be acted on because 1) he was married and 2) you didn’t date clients; it was bad for business (but you were more than willing to make an exception for Miguel.)
When you got to the house, Nestor took all your bags out the car. You told him it was unnecessary, but he just smiled and said, “Just in case.”
Miguel sat out by the pool, waiting for you. He enjoyed being out there because he loved how your skin glistened under the sun.
“Hola, Senor Galindo.” You greeted him tiredly. You wanted him to feel bad for making you come over right after your trip.
Miguel knew he should feel a bit of guilt, but he couldn’t as he watched you take off your jacket revealing how snug your tank top was and how it accentuated your curves. “Hermosa,” he got up from his seat to greet you properly. He wrapped you in his arms and had to resist the urge to bury his nose in your hair. It was so intoxicating that Miguel found himself buying the same hair products you used to comfort him during the lonely nights.
His arms around you were beginning to be a little too much, so you backed out of them and gently pushed him into his seat. “Couldn’t wait one more day, could you?”
Miguel unashamedly shrugged his shoulders. “One more day and I’ll look like a Duck Dynasty reject.”
“Aw, we couldn’t have that.” You teased, wrapping the apron around him.
The conversation with Miguel was kept light and amusing as you worked on his beard. For a busy cartel boss, he was surprisingly up to date with all the small town gossip. You probably had Dita to thank for that.
“How was Los Angeles? I got scared for a bit and thought you would get caught up in the glitz and glamour and not come back to Santo Padre.” Miguel was right, you were fascinated with LA, but only for a moment. Two days there and you were already homesick. It was crowded, there was too much traffic, and they didn’t even have real Mexican food.
“No, never. I love Santo Padre too much. But Chris Evans came dangerously close to making me change my mind.” The reason for your trip was because your work as a barber was getting more recognition. So much so that THE Christopher Jamal Evans dm’d you to shape up his hairline and beard. It was unbelievable. You cut hair of up and coming artists in surrounding areas, but you never thought you would cut hair for one of Hollywood’s biggest stars.
“Is that so?” Miguel asked clearly bothered, but you didn’t notice because you were too busy rambling about Chris.
Chris smelled so good. Chris was so much bigger in person. You felt like Peggy when Steve stepped out the pod. Chris was the sweetest. Chris had the softest touch. Chris was so funny. Chris’ dog was the cutest. Chris, Chris, Chris. If Miguel heard about Chris anymore, he would lose his mind.
“Oh, and he took me to dinner with Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie! Can anybody say choo-choo?” You were laughing at your own joke until you felt fingers in your core. To keep your balance, you had to grab onto Miguel’s shoulders.
“Emily,” you mumbled the wife’s name of the client who currently had their fingers deep in your pussy.
“That wasn’t the name I was expecting. Sure, it wasn’t supposed to be mines? Or better yet Chris’?” Was that jealousy you heard? Did he even have the right to be jealous? He was a married man with a child.
“We can’t, you’re- Fuck!” His fingers massaging your walls made it difficult for you to form coherent sentences.
Miguel was enjoying this. With a touch he was making you fall apart. “Hmm, what was that?” He continued to finger you while he massaged your inner thigh with his free hand.
“We can’t do this, Miguel. You’re married!” In between whimpers you managed to get that out.
Taking his fingers out of you, he made a dramatic showing of licking his fingers clean. “Sabrosa. (Tasty).” Miguel pulled you onto his, thigh, his face gentle now as he held your chin in his hand. “I’m separated. I gave Emily the divorce papers the day you left.”
His words took a while to settle in, but when they did Miguel almost laughed at you shocked little face. “You better not be playing with me, Miguel Galindo!” You slapped him across the chest.
Miguel took the offending hand and pressed a kiss to it. “I promise. I’m giving her a couple of days to get over the shock and read over the papers. She’ll sign them, trust me.”
His reassurance was all you needed. Squealing, you wrapped your arms around Miguel’s neck and smashed your lips against his. It wasn’t long before Miguel slipped his tongue inside of your mouth, taking control of the kiss.
“Finish your job, mi cielo.” Miguel ordered. You tried to get up, but Miguel slammed you back down on his thigh, insisting you finish the job there. Miguel’s hands roaming all over your body made it hard to focus. You let him know that he wasn’t playing fair and his response was, “You’ll learn that I never play fair.”
Soon enough, you finished cleaning up his beard, but Miguel didn’t let you linger and admire your work. “I think I need some moisturizer for my beard.”
“What?! I just applied some.”
Miguel wrapped his arms around your waist and carried you to the couch. He laid down on it while he kept you on top of him. “Yeah, but you’re going to ride my face until your pussy juices soak my beard, mami.”
You still had you smock on with all of your tools in it. Miguel untied it but not before grabbing your blade and slicing your skirt and panties apart. “Such a pretty pussy and its all mine.” Miguel ran his fingers along your slit, making you shiver.
Gripping your hips, Miguel settled you over his lips. His tongue softly made love to your folds. You held onto his hair and called out his name. The devil had a silver tongue and knew how to use it. Instinctively, you rolled your hips against his mouth, riding him like he told you.
“There you go, sweetheart. Ride me just like that. Use me to get yourself off and ready for my cock.”
You followed his orders, but not without a little fun. Never being a selfish lover, you decided to dish out some pleasure of your own. Reaching behind you, you unbuckled Miguel’s belt and pants. His dick practically fumbled out his boxers. The way it slapped against his stomach, told you it was a monster. You got your confirmation when you placed your hand around it. How he would fit was beyond you, but y’all would make it work.
As you stroke him Miguel’s moans turned you on so much that you could see your juices dripping down his beard. Turns out your wetness was a good moisturizer after all. However, you didn’t allow yourself to appreciate it for long. Your attention was needed elsewhere.
Miguel was about to complain about his new favorite meal being taken away from him when he felt you lift up from his mouth.
“What? You’re the only one who can get a taste?” You asked mischievously, pressing a soft kiss to his engorged head.
Miguel smacked your ass. “Nobody likes a tease. Suck this dick, mami.” He thrusted his hips upwards and you welcomed his dick with an open warm mouth.
You prided yourself on being a good dick sucker, but with Miguel sucking on your clit and his fingers carving his name out in your pussy, you were beginning to doubt yourself. So many moans were coming out of your mouth that you barely sucked his dick. But when you did manage to get your mouth around it, you decided Miguel was the best thing you tasted. He was more addictive than the drugs he sold. And the smell of him…god he even smelled expensive down there.
You were so caught up in admiring his dick, that you didn’t notice your orgasm sneaking up on you, almost making you choke on his dick. “Imma have to train you how to properly take my cock, cariña. But that’ll have to wait til later.”
Miguel place you on the couch and took off the rest of his clothes. His eyes remained on you as you shed your top and bra. He couldn’t help but be amazed by your beauty. No matter how long he would be with you, he would never get over you.
“Querida, I promise to give you the world.”
“I’ll just settle for your heart.” Miguel’s soft smile warmed you throughout your body and you promised yourself you’ll do whatever you could to keep that smile on his face. “And your dick as well.” You began to stroke him again.
His growl and how quickly he jumped on you surprised you. “That’s why you deserve everything. You’re the sweetest, dirtiest little thing.”
Running your hands up and down Miguel’s chest and trailing kisses up his neck, you nipped at his ear. “Miguel, if you don’t put your dick in me right now, I swe- FUCK!”
Your cartel daddy filled you up to the brink, bringing a pinch of pain with overwhelming pleasure. Nothing could describe how good he was making you feel. All you knew was that Miguel ruined other men for you.
The moans and expletives coming out of your mouth was a boost to Miguel’s ego. Earlier he was scared that your feelings for him disappeared. Enclosing his hand around your throat, Miguel leaned down to just barely hover over your lips. “I bet Christopher Evans couldn’t have you creaming like this. Could he?”
“No, he couldn’t,” you whimpered. Miguel began to thrust into you harder causing your legs to shake uncontrollably.
“Then, I bet not ever hear another word about him or his little friends using you as a cumdump. You’re mine little cumdump and no one else. Entiendes?”
Tears were running down your face from how good Miguel was giving it to you. “Yes, I understand, daddy.”
“Good. Now cum all over this dick, mi reina.” Miguel kissed the edge of your mouth and intertwined his fingers with yours. The soft gesture had you falling over the edge. Miguel soon followed after you.
The two of you spent a few minutes in silence basking in each other’s glory. When Miguel noticed you drifiting off to sleep, he decided to carry you to his room for a more comfortable rest. The next morning when you woke up, you were grateful that Nestor brought your bags in after all.
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steve0discusses · 3 years
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S5 Ep6: Joey Wheeler is on Fire, Yet Again
Came down with a little sickness-not the biggie, just a little sly guy. But I took some meds, I’m a little floaty, I’ve only been listening to baroque music all morning for some reason? And I hate baroque music usually? But I’ll leave it to bro to tell me if this is fluid enough.
Just so you know, these caps were kind of a hot mess for a while and some of them read like that Garfield in of hot eat the food comic until...today. So pls don’t judge me, Judge my damn DMV where no one was following Covid regulations because I’m pretty sure that’s where I got this damn cold.
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We start off with Roland getting more attention than he ever has in his entire life. Like honestly, I don’t know what Roland’s job really is...but he’s got a very diverse set of very useless skills. One of which, is knowing how to announce sports games that aren’t really a sport, while those games he’s announcing slowly fall into chaos.
Anyway, Roland’s taking so long cherishing his sweet time before everything goes to hell, that he’s boring Joey, who’s kinda turned into a ball of stress in the waiting room.
A lot of this episode is us watching them watching Joey having a break down moment by moment, TBH.
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Yugi telling Joey to study his cards and straight up--what?
Like at this point they know what’s on the cards, right? Like there comes a point where even Yugioh cards have a finite amount of words and I’m just going to assume that like...Joey probably knows them all in his own deck, right?
(bro note: they have no limit on what they will put on a card)
Then again, maybe Yugi doesn’t know what “study” means?
Also, appreciate how some artist crosshatched the hell on Joey’s nose there and I zoomed out and ruined it.
Now for some reason every duelist is hanging out in the duel lodge, including our current arch-villain guy who’s brought a book. I want to know what book this guy even reads so no one could suspect he’s actually a hacker who uses computers. He’s reading romance, right? And I don’t think he’d even be into Twilight, I think he’s straight up into hard core Mom romance like a lame ass Nicholas Sparks over there reading “Dear John” for the millionth time because he is completely un-phased by anything else happening in this room.
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Joey, our hero, just out there being an asshole for no reason.
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After Tea is pushed into a locker or something screaming about her need for female friends (which she screamed in earshot of Rebecca again, who I figured was on friends terms with her after last episode...but I guess not) Leon hops up to remind us that we should be caring about the fact that his character exists.
And like, I love Leon’s hair color--that’s a good choice, and legit that is the color I tried to dye my hair at the beginning of the epidemic (it didn’t work PS, my hair cannot take dye for the life of it) but also like...he just kinda feels like a weak Rebecca as far as characters go. He’s young, he’s good at cards...I think he goes to a private school? That’s all I can think of about Leon.
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He mostly just reminds us that the big prize of this tourney is to duel Yugi, who anyone could have dueled at any point even without the tournament.
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On the way out of the...duel room? lounge? Area? Joey decides to like...make peace with Zigfried, and I gotta tell you, I kinda have to side with Zigfried, because Joey spent the last ten minutes being a freak in the dressing room/lounge/bathroom and at one point looked like he was going to hold the entire locker room in a stranglehold.
I would also want some space from Joey Wheeler, is what I’m saying.
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After insulting Joey’s style (which honestly, Joey...has a style? He pops his collar, that’s his entire style.) Zigfried assures us that Joey’s gonna lose and like...
...probably, right? Just looking at the plausible direction this season will go.
Anyway, Joey is such a mess (which is the theme of the episode, that Joey needs to learn to chill in order to win at card games) that Rebecca is like “I understand if all of you leave me to go help our poor baby Joey.” And no one felt bad for her.
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Mokuba comes over to tell everyone all of the Kaiba family secrets because Mokuba has no filter.
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Seto has devoted himself to staring at a computer screen for the rest of this episode. I guess he’ll put their names into Google, realize that social media hasn’t been invented yet, and then just lie his head down on the desk and take a power nap until the tournament is over. Much like I did after taking Dayquil this afternoon.
I like how Seto dressed for success and then locked himself in the server room for most of this arc so far. Maybe he’s just...really tired, I dunno. I don’t really blame the guy, he’s had a hard time.
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And then Yugi was like “DAMN IT MOKUBA, JUST ONCE CAN YOU NOT INVITE THE ILLUMINATI???”
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And we had a weird scene where Yugi just started talking to the ghost and it was while he was talking to everyone else, and the show didn’t treat it like that’s a weird thing to do...but it was a weird thing to do.
This show does that sometimes, where I guess they imply that Yugi’s Pharaoh conversations are split second conversations but...they’re not, right?
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Also this chick ain’t gone yet, and Mokuba is just failing at his entire job for not zeroing in on vibes coming off this chick like stinky cheeseman.
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So listen.
Did the Kaibas make like 3 types of Blue Eyes Caboose to one up Noah? Because Noah made one choo choo dragon, and then Mokuba and Seto were like “how dare” and then made sure that everyone ride every single version of the blue eyes caboose just to see how proud of them they were.
How many months of troubleshooting was the train? Like how long in development did Seto and Mokuba spend on these? A lot right? Like most of the time?
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I did not check the subs to see if Roland said Jumping or Champion but I like to believe that Roland thought it was a cool new name he gave him.
Then these guys all showed up.
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Hey so...can we talk seating arrangements?
Tea decided not to sit next to Yugi after complaining about not spending time with him for like how many episodes? Or was it too awkward to sit on top of what was probably Pharaoh?
Or did Mokuba go like “please, Tea, I cannot sit next to the others because I’m pretty sure one is a mole that is about to go cray” and was Tea like “Good, I need female friends, these ones are driving me crazy!” and then was Mokuba like peering desperately over the edge of his self made dragon train prison realizing he has to listen to Tea complain about boys for the rest of his ride across molten lava?
Headcanons abound about this weird seating arrangement that the animators drew for the reasons they did...but reasons I cannot fully understand. That and the Dayquil is making me overfixate on random stuff.
And also, Tea is kind of the Kaiba’s security’s understudy. Just there to always protect Mokuba with her ass because she’s the strongest woman alive.
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PS I missed the tumblr wars because at the time I was trying to like...run a proper business on blogger. When Blogger died and I jumped over here it was like a weird ruin where everyone was like “tumblr is the most toxic place alive” and...I’ve had a really nice time here, actually. Completely missed that civil war period and I have no regrets.
Now I was there for the Petz wars (warz, I guess) where people were very militant about Petz abuse (abuze?) where apparently people were using the spray bottle on their catz too much and people were very, very upset about it to the point that they were like campaigning about it on their angelfire websites with the most bizarre grassroots campaigns that I still recall, to this day because they were like...well they looked like this:
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PLAPA. Not only am I 100% positive that only this one guy ever called this movement PLAPA, but I’m 100% positive that not only are Catz not real people, but also this wasn’t actually happening and we never had any proof that it was. Either way, if people knew or suspected that you hadn’t deleted the spray bottle from your game (which at the time I had no idea how to do because I was a wee child) they would basically assume you were on a one way road to being a mass murderer in real life.
In real life we were 7 years old so like...thanks?
But that’s the closest I got to toxicity and at the time I was too young to make an email account and actually converse with these people. I was just there to download their Petz hexes, and I already made a post about how wonderful and incredible Petz Hexing was.
And y’all, I heard, just now after a little deep dive into the Petz Abuse debacle (which yes, is on the wiki), that apparently, like gardening, Petz Hexing came back in a big way during the epidemic--and I have found an active Petz forum in this the year 2021. The only problem is that I no longer remember how to use old timey forums...and I think I’m locked out of seeing most of these threads (and like this forum is so old I think I have to send them a letter in the physical mail to apply). But, I’m pretty sure they’re hosting a picture contest for who’s dogz poses the best. And I’m pretty sure someone created a hexxed Pickle Rick. Or it’s a photoshop that was made to look like a hexxed Pickle Rick.
Dammit why did it have to be Pickle Rick? That’s not worth re-installing Petz and getting it to run on Windows 10...
Guys is this the Dayquil? Is this really happening? I feel like I’m losing my mind for so many reasons...
Anyway, speaking about useless hexing it’s about time that our villain did something that was actually dangerous, so Zigfried decided to install a new virus that does more than turn off the lights. (it still turns off lights)
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the Spreadsheet Virus!
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Confounded by the spreadsheet software, it...um...it does this:
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Straight up how does Excel make a volcano erupt? Is that why I have to pay for Microsoft office now?
All this because Joey made fun of Zigfried’s naturally pink hair? Which is the most normal hair on this series outside of like...Tristan?
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Hey guys...Joey’s fine, right? Like how many times has Joey been on fire? And once in an iron cage next to like...a Fire Golem?
Joey’s fine.
MAN I miss Fire Golem. He had a good mug.
And then we just kinda watch chaos go across the park, chaos that includes: Too many ghosts in the haunted mansion (which honestly--you’ll get your money’s worth, sounds great!), the Ferris wheel goes kinda fast and thus might accidentally be fun, the lights turn off at some concert stage that only had 2 people on it (so it might just be motion detector lights and not even a virus), and um...literal fire and magma are going to set Joey Wheeler on fire.
Just...one of these events does not seem like the others. In fact most of these things sound like good improvements to the park and they should just hire Zigfried at this point.
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Roland puts down his microphone and jogs across the stage, about a mile through the audience bleachers, and into the staff lounge, to go and bother Seto Kaiba, who is in a room that has a hi-def classical painting copy-pasted on the wall and I can’t look away from it.
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I almost did a Google search on this painting but then thought better about it. There’s like...a billion classical paintings that look exactly like this, and they wouldn’t use like a Monet, they would have to do something that’s harder to catch to avoid copyright issues (because yes, even old ass paintings have copyright issues, but no one tell NFT’s which are going to be so freakin screwed and was such a bad idea, that I can’t even start).
Anyway, I have no idea who it is and it is legitimately driving me up a wall, but I’m on too much meds to do the effort of putting it in a reverse google image search.
Plus, a reverse google image search would only pull up Seto Kaiba.
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So Kaiba takes us on a little flashback to his weird ass past, a weird ass past that just...doesn’t follow any of the established timelines, but I assume was shortly after adoption but before Seto got into a phase where he wore his school outfit everywhere and tried to shove his MMO off onto his Dad as a business model.
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Seto is like 8 for some reason. I don’t know why, they kinda drew him younger this season anyway, like maybe they got a lot of fan mail and realized “Hey I think we made the 16 yo boy too sexy?” And they just toned Seto the hell down. That, and it’s a different animation team, and maybe they looked at Seto’s character design and were like “we don’t get paid enough to draw this well.” So...since Seto actually looks like a teen again, I guess his 12 year old self has to look like he’s in Elementary school.
Also, I only recognized this, because at some point in S3 as I was roasting Noah Kaiba’s weird fashion:
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I remember distinctly roasting that little bow tie. I don’t remember when I wrote it, I think there was a version of this outfit that was in color...but I don’t remember where.
Anyway, it’s not the same jacket...but man that’s kind of awkward, ya? Like the maid who dressed Mokuba deffo got fired?
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He um.
Turned the lights off a little bit.
Guys this villain is like...
...why does he think lights are scary? Like look at little Seto here. The boy is already bored. Seto duels on the edges of cliffs...he doesn’t care about the freakin dark.
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We had a guy who killed everyone on the planet last season, and this season we have a little fashion gremlin standing in the corner and flicking the light switch going  “wooooo you never catch me!” and it’s like...
...I’m starting to think this guy isn’t a witch.
Like we’re at Episode 6, there’s still time for this guy to be a witch...but I really am starting to think this guy is just...straight up not a witch. It’s everything Seto wanted, a rival who isn’t a freakin magic person...and sets Joey only fake on fire instead literally on fire like last time...
and Seto is just completely unhinged by it.
Anyway, I’m off to go drink a bowl of soup and pass out. If you’re new here, this is a link to read these in chrono order.
https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono
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devilbat · 4 years
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Quarantine and Chill
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Tom Hiddleston x reader
Warning: Just more fluff
Summary: This is part 2 to Quarantin online when the reader finally meets Tom after months of talking online.
               Tom: Biscuiteers, 194 Kensington Park Road, London, W11. Let's say 9 am, this Thursday? Will that work for you?
              When you woke, you'd thought it was all a dream that you didn't just Skype with Tom Hiddleston. That was until you looked at your phone. Finding that Tom had texted you after the both of you said goodnight. Even sent you a photo of himself this time of his far to a handsome face.
         Y/n: Sorry again for crashing on you last night. I've never been there, so sounds great. See you then.
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You stood outside the shop of Biscuiteers hoping you had the right place the quaint little cafe was a bit busier than usual as people line out the door distancing themselves from others. You looked at your watch once again. You got to the cafe thirty minutes early. You were not able to stay home. Time seems to go far to slow for your liking.
"Y/n?" A deep velvet-smooth voice purred from behind you, making you squeak out in surprise, turning on your heels to come face to chest with Tom Hiddleston. Not realizing how much taller he was then you.
"Yeah." You said shyly, your eyes fluttered upward to look into those baby blues of his. ”Hi."
"It's nice to meet you, Darling, finally." Tom took your hand being ever, so the gentleman placed a light kiss onto your knuckles. Lingering a minute longer. Tom's eyes never once left yours he smiled as he watched you turn a light shade of pink.
"It's nice to meet you as well, finally." You managed to breathe out.
"These are for you." Tom offered you a lovely bouquet. You could feel your cheek heat up when you took the arrangement. It was a perfect size, and Tom had remembered your favorite flowers.
"Oh, Tom. You didn't have to." You hummed.
"Anything for a beautiful woman." Tom winked. "Shall we grab our coffee and maybe wander around London?" You smiled up at him with a nod.
Tom grabbed coffee for the both of you, even after you laughed at Tom for how silly he looked in his mask when he came out of the shop. He showed you around London. Taking the whole day to play tour guide, Ken.
After a late lunch, Tom took you down to Tavistock street for candy floss and ice cream, a little place called Milk Train. Though you may have told him he was crazy that ice cream and Cotton candy don't go together. Which ensued a small discussion on the right term to call the sugary cloud.
Tom ended up getting cookies and cream on roasted green tea ice cream with colorful sprinkles. You got the unicorn on Matcha ice cream both as a Choo-choo, which was when they added the cloud of candy floss or as you corrected Tom as it's real name Cotton candy.
Tom being the proper gentleman that he was even took you home—not wanting you to walk back alone—even walking you to your door.
"Thank you, Tom. I had a wonderful time." You said shyly. Not wanting the night to end. Tom had been great, and you hoped that he wanted the same.
"I did to Darling." Tom smiled down at you. Both of you stood there for a moment longer, unsure of what to say or do next. "Eheh." Tom was rubbing the back of his neck. "Would you like to come over for dinner sometime? ..... To my home, that is. ... Only dinner and maybe a film."
       You giggled softly at how reassuring that it was nothing more than that. He was definitely nervous. It was nice to see this man be so normal in away. You would have always thought he would be confident in every aspect of his life.
"I would like that, Tom." You nodded with a smile.
              "Really?" Tom's voice cracked a bit overjoyed. Making you giggle. "I mean, you don't think I'm overstepping ." Clearing his throat. "I don't want to pressure you on the second date by having you come over to some stranger home. Who may or may not have his way with you. Not that I'm going to I'll be the perfect gentleman. I mean if you wan-."
            You cut Tom off, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek.  "You're overthinking."
            "Eheh." Tom nervously chuckled his hand, running along with the spot that your lips were.
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     Tom wanted everything to be perfect. He wanted you to have the perfect night with him. He may have even gone a little overboard to make it so. Purchasing outdoor movie projector and screen. Stringed lights littered his backyard. He searched ideas for the best setting for the movies and dinner. Finally, settling on to large style inflatable mattresses. Every pillow and blanket he owned laid thoughtfully.
         The menu he had made simple something he knew you would like, and he was known for his spaghetti bolognese. You may have mentioned that you wouldn't mind seeing if he did it the right way. It didn't help with his nervousness that you cooked professionally. While he waited on the sauce.
        He almost jumped out of his skin when the doorbell rang. Looking at his watch, you were early. Well, at least he hoped it was you and not his sisters spying on him. He had let it slip to his mom about you. Therefore his sisters knew and had given him a hard time. However, they did help with ideas on his little backyard project.
         Tom grinned when he spied you throw the peephole of his door. Tom noted that you wore comfortable clothes. He wanted you to be comfortable. You didn't have to get all dressed up for him.
         "Hello, darling." Tom greeted you when he opened the door.
           "Hi, Tom. I brought wine. I wasn't sure what to bring." You rambled Tom pulled you into a hug to make you stop. Relaxing you as you hugged him back.
"You didn't need to bring anything, Darling, just yourself." Tom smiled as he took your bag and wine for you as he escorted you outside. "Dinner is just about ready. Why don’t you make yourself comfortable, and I'll be right back."
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       Tonight's movies: The Jungle Book (Disney version.) starts after dinner, followed by Jurassic Park.  The sign said on a table as you both moved over to the area Tom had set up the movie.
      Tom set up the projector while you got yourself comfortable on one of the mattresses. Few minutes of trying to figure out the machine a few cuss words under his breath. In hopes you didn't hear him.
        Tom finally got the projector working and settled on the other mattress, not wanting to make you feel uncomfortable if he were to get in with you. You looked over at Tom when you movie came up on the screen.
          "Tom, did you mean to have the movie play upside down?" You smile, trying not to laugh.
             "Eheh, No." Tom groaned as he stood back up. To fix the problem. "Before I forgot there is popcorn, sweets, and drinks on the table if you would like at any point."
              "I'm so full from that amazing dinner maybe later. Thank you." You hummed.
             Tom finally settled, and the movie started. You giggled when Tom began to sing out loud. 'Look for those bear necessities.'
           "You, sir, are a dork." You throw a small pillow at the man.
           "Hey, now I saw your feet swaying to the music. You know you were just about to bellow it out." Tom tossed the pillow back at you.
         "You saw nothing, mister. I was rudely interrupted from the movie by off-key singing." You teased sticking your tongue out. Placing the pillow back under your head. "Now, shh it."
         Tom settled down, and you both went back to the movie. Soon the second movie started. Twenty minutes into the film, you decided on some popcorn.
         "Do you want any popcorn?" You asked, looking over at Tom, who was watching you as you got up.
         "Popcorn does sound good. But I can get it, love." Tom hummed, pulling himself up.
         "I got it, Tom. I mean, I'm already up." You smiled, walking over to the cute little setup Tom had put a lot of thought into.
         "Where's mine?" Tom poured as you came back with some candy and one bag of popcorn.
         Carefully you kneeled on to the mattress with Tom. Making sure not to spill any of the contents from your arms, laying everything down on the blanket. Tom corked an eyebrow at you. Humming to the music. While you moved under the blanket.
          "I figured we could share." You shrugged a shy smile played along your lips. Brushing a loose strand of hair back behind your ear.
          "Of course, darling sounds like a lovely idea." Tom moved over just a bit, giving you more room.
         You scooted closer to the man popcorn in hand as you rested yourself against him. Your head was resting lightly on his chest. Tom didn't hesitate to put his arm around you. You both went back to the movie.   
         "Thank you, Tom, this has been the best and one of the most thoughtful dates I have ever been on." You spoke up kissing Tom cheek, almost startling him.
           "You are more than welcome." Tom smiled.
Tom leaned forward, capturing your soft lips with his own, testing the waters almost to see if you would pull away. He paused for a moment only for Your lips pressing back along with his. Your hand that was already resting on his chest, gripped into the smooth fabric of his sweater.
          He kissed you softly, yet there was so much passion behind each movement. His arms wrapped around your waist. Your other hand found it's way to tangled into his soft locks. Forgotten popcorn spilled over the blanket. 
            Only breaking apart when a roar that made you two jump apart. Both of you looked to the screen, chest heaving and out of breath as you saw the T-Rex come back on-screen attempt to kill a car. And two kids screaming for their life.
           "Eheh." Tom laughed as he turned back to look at you. Gently Tom moved so that he wasn't crushing you too much. Some point he had slowly started leaning into you. You bit your lip when you looked up at Tom; his hair was a bit of a mess. You could feel your cheeks heat up.
          "You know for being dead, dinosaurs do have the worst timing." You said breathlessly.
          "That they do." Tom smile kissing your lips once more.
         "Popcorn?" You offered Tom as you took a piece from the pile that was currently on top of Tom's lap.
        Soon the movie came to an end, and Tom was the one that didn't want the night to end. However, he hadn't realized yet that you had fallen asleep. Not until he went to get up to turn the projector off that he noticed. You looked so cute draped over him, with your face practically buried into his chest.
"Darling, the movies over." Tom gently stroked your cheek even though he didn't want you to wake you.
"Mmhmm." You nodded sleepily but didn't show any other signs of moving.
"Y/n?" Tom kissed your forehead this time.
"Five more minutes." You yawned your arm wrapped around Tom's waist tighter.
"All right." Tom smiles as he covered both of you up. Though he didn't intend on falling asleep himself, he did.
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uwua3 · 4 years
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hi! i really like your work, your sakuya oneshot made me emotional ;w; may i request headcanons for sakuya with an s/o who likes to make things for him? stuff like... knitting sweaters, making friendship bracelets, etc? i think he deserves to get spoiled !
aaaAAAAAAA thank you so much!!! i hope you’re feeling calm n collected now~ hopefully, it didn’t overwhelm you too much! but THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING THIS !!!!! sakuma sakuya is my favorite boy ever so writing for him makes me soft 🥺 best boy deserves to get spoiled ugh your galaxy brain i love it!!! ♡
summary: sakuya had everything planned and figured out, but everything still went wrong...
author’s note: today is the LOVE TRAIN!!! choo choo!! i love ~ love ~ so this was super fun even if it’s outside of my comfort zone for so much fluff! this definitely got off the rails at the beginning, but i swear your prompt is fulfilled half way through! i just love LOVE!!! i love sakuya!!!!! i love ♡ LOVE ♡ that’s it
word count: 2,716
music: some – soyou & junggigo, say so – doja cat (to me, sakuya is the embodiment of the jpn 80s city pop vibe)
spoiled!
🌸🌷 sakuma sakuya
sakuya started from nothing and worked hard for everything that was his, never giving up and always persevered against all odds
so it wasn’t a big surprise when the moment sakuya realized you were the person he thought of when reciting his romantic lines, he made it clear he liked you
(luckily, masumi had quick reflexes and caught the script before it fell into the river. sakuya was too busy having the most lovestruck, dreamy smile as he started off into the horizon, saying, “i like them. i really like them.”)
(“about time, you big sap.” masumi handed the packet back, but he looked just as content to see his best friend come to the realization. if only director felt the same way... sigh)
sakuya started being more direct in the most sakuya way possible, initiating planned dates that he just called “hang–outs”
(yeah, they were all definitely dates)
it wasn’t until sakuya asked you to come over at a very specific time to the dorms that you felt like something was going
you wouldn’t find out why until it was operation: ask you out, you got this sakuya! (abbreviated to go sakuya!!! on the labelled binder he had)
he finally asked you out when his heart told him the timing was perfect! sakuya had every tiny detail planned and laid out, presenting it at the very urgent scheduled meeting to his spring troupe members
sakuya was a true leader, he had prevented anything from going wrong and took extreme measures to make sure tonight was perfect
so when you confirmed you would come over soon, sakuya felt his nerves kick in as he launched himself into the living room, ordering everyone to get out (but very politely)
“hi, um. guys? could you leave? for the night?” sakuya shyly requested (he was so impatient though, he wanted to tell you he liked you already! it had to be the best for you!)
confused, everyone halted their afternoon activities as tsuzuru’s big brother instincts made him take over and explain the dilemma at hand, although, not well
(everyone got even more confused, what the hell was tsuzuru talking about? something about the perfect violin music? the 90s disney movie ambience? taking every comforter in the residence for a fort?)
itaru sighed, stepping up to the plate. he wasn’t taking time out of his video game time for nothing
“in other words, sakuya needs to ask someone out before he explodes from his lovey–dovey feelings. he needs the room for his date.”
(citron burst into tears, dramatically sinking to the floor as sakuya hurried over with hugs, genuinely worried for his friend. “sakuya~ you are growing up so fast! you are such a good boy!!!”)
even though he didn’t want to ask for help, the whole company automatically ignored him and went to go assist him in decorating
with a couple of funny comments here and there about why he was going out more and his literal heart eyes
(“oh look at sakusaku in love~” azuma pulled on sakuya’s cheek, everyone gushing over sakuya’s blush and his bright eyes as he thought about you. he was so passionate about you, just like acting!)
but the jokes were reserved for another time because their leader needed their help. it was time to repay back the favors sakuya always did for them, he did deserve a night of just romance!
he deserved the world for being such a good person
the main lights were turned off. twinkling fairy lights were pinned up to the top of the walls. red tablecloth was put over the main table. food was placed on a silver platter sakyo only reserved for very special occassions. proper plating was set up with every type of utensil possible (even a salad fork, there was no salad). the projector was set up behind the sofa. a comfy, elaborate pillow and blanket fort took over the whole sitting area. rose petals decorated the entryway and aromatic candles filled the room with love. tonight was going to be perfect
spring troupe raided the costumes department to quickly make waiter–styled outfits for the night (banri wasn’t allowed to help the moment he held something animal print up). sakuya let taichi clip on his bowtie and yuki check the measurements of his new formal wear. running by, homare dropped a fresh rose into a vase in the middle of the dining table before going into a verse about young love. omi finished up the delicious spaghetti, due to muku giggling about lady & the tramp and sharing a noodle. everyone put in the effort to get the volunteers ready for the biggest act of sakuya’s life
“everyone, three cheers for sakuya and his potential partner tonight!” tsuzuru led the group chant as sakuya stared at himself in the mirror, grinning as he willed himself to take a deep breath. he had this in the bag, tonight was going to be perfect
as sakuya stood in the corridor after the preparations, it felt like he was backstage before a major performance. the butterflies in his stomach were going crazy, he was so excited to see you
food? check! music? check! decorations? check! perfect outfit? check! everyone ready for their cues? check! flowers? che—wait...
before sakuya could have a minor, tiny meltdown over forgetting a very essential part of his plan, tsumugi ran back inside covered in dirt as he gracefully passed a sweet boquet with a light pink ribbon tied around the stems. it was so thoughtful, sakuya almost teared up right then and there
“this one means confessing a crush,” tsumugi said, pointing to the abundance of daisies before taking his leave, whispering good luck on the way out. tasuku waved, sporting a thumbs up
juza held hisoka up with a serious, but supportive nod. tenma winked, enough said
sakuya smiled, he had such good friends!
the common room in the dorms was evacuated as the other spring troupe members were hiding in the kitchen, acting as servers to the very exclusive mankai restaraunt. the clock struck 8pm as kamekichi flew by, closing the curtains in the process just like they discussed
sakuya heard a knock on the front door. that was his cue; sakuya moved to stand by the classy table as he heard itaru’s business voice greet you professionaly. he almost giggled at the confusion in your voice before itaru led you to the kitchen, a shocked look on your face as sakuya pulled your chair out
“you look beautiful.” sakuya honestly admitted, feeling his cheeks flush when you looked away with a smile. sakuya pushed your chair in as he went back to the other side, gently taking your hand as he tapped on the table three times. at the sign, he heard masumi start playing his classical violin in the background
phase 1: get you to sit down (check!)
“thank you, i don’t know what to say!” you stammered, looking around at the transformed scenery as tsuzuru walked in, bowing at you two before placing two menus down. there was really only one thing on the menu, but it was in some fancy cursive font so it was acceptable
“would you like to get started? or should i give you a few minutes?” tsuzuru questioned, having his notepad at ready with a black pen as he followed the script without problems. sakuya watched as you stared at the menu, unaware of what to do next
improv time! sakuya immediately ordered two servings of spaghetti, knowing it was the only thing he had planned with two cups of water (tsuzuru almost broke character when he almost reached a hand out to ruffle sakuya’s hair, pretending to stretch instead)
“certainly, sir. enjoy your time at mankai!” tsuzuru took his leave, going to wait his specific allocated time of 5 minutes before coming back. you looked at sakuya, his face starng back into yours with a fond smile
“thank you for coming—” sakuya started but was cut off by a very loud scream. a very citron–sounding scream. following the shriek, the sound effect of glass smashing on the floor and the wet slap of noodles was very clear. the violin cut off with an awful note, making you wince as you pulled your hand back
phase 2: eat spaghetti (oh, crap)
silence. then—
“OH MY GOD, CITRON!” tsuzuru yelled, shuffling open the script sakuya handed out. citron began apologizing profusely, not realizing you and sakuya were sitting in disbelief and uncertain about what was going to happen next
“ah, this was not GJ... press f in the chat.” itaru commented monotonously, offering a very sarcastic clap. “shut up!” masumi tried to salvage the situation, but the damage was already done
it wasn’t until you heard a muffled sigh that the boys stopped fighting. sakuya tried hiding his face as he sunk lower in his seat, holding his head in his hands
“i’m... i’m so sorry!” sakuya apologized, trying to form a coherent sentence without his voice cracking from embarrassment. the spring boys felt awful, quickly trying to clean up the mess and turn this date around the right way
but you smiled, standing up to put your hand on his shoulder as he tensed. were you going to leave? this had to be the worst date ever! you were too nice, you were trying to spare his feelings—how embarrassing!
“saku, it’s okay.” you comforted, bending down to look him in the eye. sakuya nodded, wiping his nose as he blinked away his frustrated tears. i must look so immature, sakuya pouted, trying to appear as calm as possible. but inside, he was screaming. how could have this happened so early on? he did everything!
“no, i wanted tonight to be perfect because i wanted to ask—” sakuya felt your hand guide his face to look at yours, your fingers gently holding onto his chin. you smiled
“will you be my boyfriend, saku?” you asked, seeing his face go blank before shooting out of his seat, almost knocking you down as he started jumping up and down
“yes, oh my god, of course!” sakuya composed himself, rubbing the back of his neck as he settled down from your laughter. sakuya instead picked you up, spinning around as he couldn’t help but laugh along with you
“oh my god, do you really like me?!” sakuya couldn’t believe his ears, you liked him even after this whole disaster of a date!
(this would be the start of the best dates ever as long as sakuya was there)
“no one has put so much effort into something for me like this before, you’re one of a kind.” you truthfully said, putting your hands on his face as he lowered you to the ground after losing the adrenaline rush
before you could connect your lips to his, you smelt a floral scent in your face and leaned back to see him panicking with a boquet of daisies
(you would soon learn sakuya was planning something very, very special for the first kiss. it didn’t go wrong, that time)
“uh... this is for you! please accept them!!!” sakuya thrusted the boquet into your hands and the rest of the night was yours to share
(sakuya kicked the spring members out, pushing them out of the door and promising to give them a huge rant later on. it wasn’t much, though, just a “i’m not angry, i’m just disappointed” speech that had no merit since he couldn’t stop smiling)
after that, you accepted sakuya and all of life’s mishaps, disasters, and unfortunate events that seemed to follow him despite his best efforts to do everything right
even though he loved just as much to spoil you rotten by spending quality time together, you always looked forward to getting the upper hand and surprising him thoughtful gifts!
sakuya hated it when you spent money on him, always taking the gift but trailing after you like a lost puppy trying to pay you back
(the kid even tried sneaking in cash when you weren’t looking. sakuya’s acting skills were useful when he pretended like he had no idea where a random $20 came from!)
(he later got excited seeing the same lucky bill on the sidewalk during a park walk, not noticing it was the same exact one he tried giving to you)
once you realized pricey, store–bought presents weren’t the way to go and only made sakuya feel guilty, you resorted to hand–made items that had your name all over it
you loved sewing! you even stole sakuya’s worn white hoodie with “SPRING” on it, embroidering lovely cherry blossoms around the words and at the end of the sleeves
you hid your initials + S.S. on the inside of the spot right over his heart (sakuya wouldn’t find it until one day, he was about to flip it inside out for laundry and was found cradling the fabric with happy tears sitting at the base of the washer)
(he wouldn’t move and masumi had to send you a picture of what a wreck your boyfriend was — “come get him already, he doesn’t have clean clothes”)
when you gave it back to him after he accepted it was gone forever, sakuya nearly passed out from how overwhelmed he was with your kindness! he wears it even more now, running his fingers over the texture of the flowers and feeling your love in every stitch every time he thought of you
(he started doing it subconciously, it became a comforting habit for him to do now)
acting like his professional stylist, you even knitted this super cute puff–ball beanie that was pink, silver, and white
the word “BLOSSOM” across the top became your new pet name the moment he received it (your contact was now blossom *insert every pink heart emoji ever*)
(unrelated but yes you two cosplayed as blossom and brick from the powerpuff girls for halloween)
your largest gift ever was a quilt blanket of patches you sewed of memories you shared!
(even the spaghetti disaster you now laughed about later on! sakuya realized wearing all white eating tomato sauce was a very bad idea)
countless movie nights, walks in the park, picnics by his favorite river, playing cute 3ds games together, decorating for school–wide events, and visiting the aquarium for the adorable clownfish were all apart of a blanket he would definitely save first in a hypothetical fire
yet, sakuya’s favorite gift ever was always on his person: a beaded promise bracelet you made
(you even got one back, although he definitely needed your help so it wasn’t much of a surprise)
it was during a community service event where sakuya signed up to take care of the little kids running around at the library center. it was art day, so he was happily painting a blank sculpture in the colorful room surrounded by a bunch of children who were concetrated on painting the best pokémon ever
you loved sakuya’s big heart and how he always dedicated time to helping others, so you made an effort to join him in his altrustic hobbies
(couples who care for the community stay together, obviously)
it had been a week after you noticed how sakuya’s famous pink watch was off his wrist. he downplayed it, just saying it wasn’t his favorite anymore even though he wore it for years
(but citron blabbed and confessed it was broken and he had never seen sakuya so upset except on spaghetti night)
(citron shuddered. no one speaks of spaghetti night around sakuya)
so when you slipped the pink beaded bracelet with his name and a small heart around the pikachu’s ears as a crown, sakuya looked up to see what would be his favorite piece of jewelery of all time
sakuya’s work ethic never went away and he worked twice as hard to have you happy to be with him, but it was nice to take a break and be spoiled every once in a while
(more like, spoiled every day as you always had something new to give. they would all become his lucky charms and it seemed like his accident–prone fortune went away)
sakuya was glad you worked just as hard to be with him; he loves you very, very much!
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