hi!!!!!! can i request the minecraft post u did for the dateables but for the brothers? i love ur writing sm it's so cute <3333
obey me brothers playing minecraft with you
thank you so much for the love <33 this was actually a lot of fun to write because all of these men are so very ridiculous. cheers to my first ever request!
[dateables version]
content warnings: language, bullying the villagers, killing the animals, you know how minecraft is
prompt: you've somehow convinced these guys to play minecraft, a human world game, one night, just the two of you. but how exactly does that experience go?
{established relationship, obey me x reader with the brothers}
Lucifer
oh. oh peepaw.
you really have to coax this man into playing with you. he's perfect at everything, all the time-- to engage in activity like this one, in front of you of all people, wounds his ego more than he'd like to admit. he doesn't want you to see him be bad at something. what if you no longer respect him? what if his inability to comprehend the little block people's actions are enough to ruin your love for him? he's genuinely distressed about this (not that he'd let it show), but you seem interested, so he reluctantly agrees.
two key things are necessary when playing minecraft with lucifer: patience and teamwork.
leaving him to do any task alone is daunting. the perfectionism paralyzes him a bit in these moments. take him with you! collect wood together, mine in the same mineshaft, hunt monsters together-- all of it starts to ease his mind when you work together. he starts to focus not on his pride but his love for you and spending quality time by your side.
as time progresses, he does eventually get a grip in the controls and mechanics-- well, as much as you can expect a dinosaur like him to understand. you still do a lot of tasks together in-game, but it's more of camaraderie thing by that point. he just likes being by your side, okay? don't make him say it, or you'll be hunting monsters by yourself bestie.
lucifer is also a really big fan of the soundtrack. it's so simple yet well-composed, a stark different to that garish video game music levi listens to. please play with the sound up and let him enjoy the sound of the rain intermingling with the music; his relaxed face is very cute.
Mammon
what's that? you wanna play minecraft with the great mammon? of course you do! he's gonna be the best player you've ever seen, just ya wait-- what's that? no, he's never touched the game before, but he knows he'll be fantastic. watch and learn, baybee, cuz the great mammon is here to show up and show out.
what he lacks in skill, he makes up several times over in enthusiasm. this is important, because he absolutely lacks skill.
mammon is a dangerous combination of unobservant and overenthusiastic, leading to every stupid situation you can think of. he thinks he sees an important resource, so he leaves for juuust a second... boom. he's lost. he somehow manages to attract lava in every. single. cave. at this point, you have to ban him from carrying anything important.
one thing he is good at is monster hunting. he's made it his mission from day 1 to protect you, whether it be real life or in a video game. he'll face a monster-- enderman, creeper, sneaky skeleton, you name it-- without an ounce of fear if it means you'll live another in-game day (some might call this excessive, but you just call it cute).
like everything with mammon, sometimes his instinct to protect you goes overboard. he tries to ban you from entering the mines and going outside at night because what if a monster gets you, human?? fortunately for you, he never figured out how to run in-game, so just sprint past him and carry on.
on a completely unrelated note-- this greedy motherfucker (said with SO much affection) hordes all the treasures in-game like a dragon. his goal is to build you two a mansion of diamond and gold. this is very cute if you once again ignore the fact that he keeps FALLLING IN LAVA with all his vauables. y'all are never getting anywhere in this game.
Leviathan
levi is, hands down, the best person to play minecraft with. you don't have to teach him a thing-- in fact, he's probably the one that brought it up to you!
he's very pleased that you'd indulge in one of his hobbies like this, regardless of whether you actually play video games or not. just the thought of you there, sitting next to him, hanging out with him because you want to be around a shut-in otaku like him... the thought gives him butterflies.
... y'all can't actually share a house by the way. he gets too flustered. make a joke about putting your minecraft beds together and he's blushing. it does not matter how long you've been together, his reaction will always be the same.
he's one of the only ones that you can progress through the game with. bashful levi is amazing in the mines. he's got a system down pat that'll help you guys find your way back to the entry point, where he's set up a base camp with chests and resources so you won't have to resurface until you're done. smart, right?
y'all actually go to the nether and the end. he's very quick to pick up the game's mechanics and use his luck to to help you guys progress. every victory is shared; what's the fun of winning if you're not winning together?
levi will play with you basically any time you ask. he loves when you refer to it as "our minecraft world". better yet, praise him for all his hard work in making your world and watch him melt. he's just a sucker for your love, and the fact that he's actually good at this activity makes him all the more happy to do it with you.
Satan
satan doesn't really know much about this game that you're describing, but he's willing to play it with you if you're really that interested. he's always ready to learn more about things from the human world; when you tell him this is one of the most popular games up on earth, he wants to try it at least once.
satan is not the best in general at video games, but he's quick-witted and resourceful, so the two of you get by just fine. the problem mostly lies in the fact that satan's audacity gets you into trouble sometimes. there is no little voice in his head telling him not to do something potentially dangerous and stupid, especially if there's some reward to gain on the other side. he is fully convinced he can take on an iron golem with a stone sword and no armor, just you watch--
be carefully with letting him run around freely. there's lots of ways to die in this game, and each failure pokes at the embers of wrath below his cool exterior.
this intelligent lil guy figures out redstone pretty damn quick. he'll use this knowledge to create lots of little creations meant to make your camp better. whether or not this actually helps is an entirely different story... but look! a gate! aren't you so proud of him? (please praise him, he needs it so bad)
and you wouldn't be playing with satan if all progress didn't come to a stop the moment he spots an ocelot. when you tell him you can befriend them, he's overjoyed. look at how cute they are! one ocelot turns into two, then three, then four... suddenly there's a small army of ocelots in your house that he's caring for. y'all better make room in your joint minecraft bed or satan will feel like a bad cat dad. he's so ridiculous and i love him
Asmodeus
this man plays minecraft with his priorities straight-- he spends way too long creating a cute character skin to play with, then builds a cute house and decorates it to the nines, then focuses on finding himself the cutest armor and weapons... all before doing literally anything productive, btw.
do not expect asmodeus to be much help. he's mostly there for moral support. he cannot do things "for survival" like gathering food and resources or building a starter home. everything must be perfect, or it doesn't get done. asmo did not craft himself a bed until he was able to dye the wool pink and have a cute pink bed. he cannot bring himself to live in an ugly house, so you either need to help him or listen to him whine about getting rained on or attacked by monsters until he's done.
this is not to imply that playing with asmo is not fun!!
asmo is not a monster hunter, a miner, or any good at gathering resources. however, his experience with makeup makes him insanely creative. while you might not have a house for several days, the end result even gives barbatos' house a run for its money. his decor is always very cute and clean, soft even in the blocky 2D world. he'll make your whole base camp aesthetically pleasing if you let him (please let him-- his smile is worth it).
asmo often finds himself a damsel in distress. he'll fall in holes and get very confused, scream when he gets attacked, and generally need you to protect him at every turn. succeed, though, and he'll hail you as one of the most amazing people he's ever met. the game will be discarded as he throws his arms around you, kissing you all over the face and showering you in praises, all for saving his house from a stray creeper.
oh, and he'll definitely put your beds next to each other and smirk at you. what did you expect from the avatar of lust? cornball
Beelzebub
sweet, beloved baby beel. he's ready and willing to play with you whenever. if you want to make some actual progress, prepare lots of snacks and set a cozy atmosphere to keep him full and content. playing with the avatar of gluttony does require a little prep in that regard.
this (metaphorical) angel really has a hard time killing any of the livestock. he apologizes aloud anytime he has to slay one and explains to the poor creature why he's killing them. sorry, little sheep guy, but you two need to make beds. the cows make him feel especially bad because they remind him of belphie.
he's really big on making sure you guys have a secure, safe home to hide away in. sometimes, things get really overwhelming in the game, so he wants you to have a space where you feel safe and protected enough to calm down. this bunker is definitely a bit ugly, but we can't win them all.
play with him long enough and all the food will start looking really tasty to him. that bread looks a little too real, doesn't it, mc? and that cake is so life-like... redirect him to his snack horde, stat.
he also wants to do all of your tasks together. when he's there with you, he can make sure you're safe or offer you help when your struggling to complete a task on your own. he want to make sure you're having fun! let him help you, please, it makes him feel loved. he likes spending time with you.
definitely doesn't get the "putting your minecraft beds together" joke. you can either explain the to him and watch him blush, or let him live with the assumption that it's for extra cuddle room.
Belphegor
you've got to coax belphie into playing with you for a few days, because honestly? that sounds like a lot of work. not only does he have to participate, but he's also got to learn, too? he's already yawning just talking about it all.
he'll eventually snuggle in with his back against your chest and your arms clumsily holding the controller in front of him. he doesn't particularly care that this position makes gaming difficult for you, not when you're cuddling him like this. it's really a win-win situation in his eyes: he'll play the little block game if you shower him in unconditional affection any time he wants. what a deal! his youngest child energy really shows in times like these.
belphie is heartless when it comes to raiding villages and collecting resources. what's that? you feel bad? they're not real, mc. they don't have feelings. they don't care that you're stealing from them. if it really makes you feel bad he'll stop, but he will complain about how much easier things could have been if you'd just robbed a village or two.
somehow, some way, he's also super lucky?? he'll stumble upon rare resources with little to no effort and snicker about how you're still scrambling for supplies. don't worry, he'll share. only if you beg, though. go on. he wants to hear it. maybe, maybe he'll be willing to give you the diamonds he found if you convince him. (what a fucking menace!)
he will, eventually, fall asleep while playing. the music is too soft and your arms around him are too warm for him to not drift off. that's okay. carefully take the controller away from him, save the game, shut down the system, and settle in for the night. he'll cuddle closer in his sleep, unconsciously touched by the gesture, and drag you into dreamland with him.
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ok so imma bout to sleep but loki, what is your hybrid headcannons? id love to know which one you hc and enjoy lol
Well honestly most of mine are pretty basic and/or mainstream, but lemme think if there's anything notable to mention
I generally consider c!Techno to just be a full piglin rather than a hybrid, or sometimes a piglin-human shapeshifter
For c!Ranboo oddly enough I haven't really thought much about what their other half actually is for all my headcanons around them being half something else. Honestly, aside from the fact it messes up my other headcanons and also design for them I do think it's really funny if c!Ranboo is just. A funny looking Enderman. Like some sort of partially albino or something. 'cus it's really funny for them to be so confused about their other half only for it to just. Not.
Alternatively, cat!Ranboo and dog!Ranboo (I could make a whole other post on why dog!Ranboo, but basically he just acts a whole heck of a lot like a puppy sometimes/a lot of times and I love that sm)
I generally consider c!Philza to be a human who was transformed when he became the Goddess of Death's angel, and aside from some new biology quirks like not being able to taste spiciness after the change most of his bird traits were actually just how his personality is. He definitely has wings, one being basically blown in half.
c!Niki is either a maine coon or bobcat hybrid or shifter, or maybe a fox (idk why fox, she just feels like she could be a good one)
c!Wilbur is basically just human but a little to the left, 'cus his dad's still genetically human but his mom is a Deity. (He's got funny ears, and maybe also the potential to get wings some day. Also maybe a funny eye color, like bright amber-y gold, or maybe it changes depending on emotional state 'cus I also do like dark browned eyed c!Wilbur)
c!Fundy is like a kitsune or something, generally a fox but he has the potential to learn to shapeshift (given enough time and guidance on figuring that out, which he never really gets, between Sally being divorced and Wilbur being... y'know). Honestly, genetic/species-wise c!Fundy is actually probably something really impressive from the combination of kitsune and Death God.
c!Tommy I thematically like being just an ordinary human (c!Dream too), but I don't like drawing humans and that's also just kinda boring. Otherwise I like most of the popular c!Tommy hybrids, raccoon, cow, demon-thing, possum, and will probably settle on something like that eventually (though idk). Personally not very into bird!Tommy though, mostly 'cus it comes out of him being c!Phil's son which I just don't headcanon
I think that's about all though, thanks for the ask Sailor! :D
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I must know you're thoughts on cats! My second eldest cat (also the fattest (we love his chub)) like to join people when they are on the computer, and he joined me twice! He is so cute I love him so much. Also, in SM who are all the hybrids and what are they a hybrid of (I wanna know what hybrid you would think Hannah and Callahan and Connor would be)?
-Gremlin Anon
Hahahahahahaha
I have three, with two visitors from neighboring houses
My biggest/oldest (around eleven) is a black cat named Bakino! I’ve had him since a newborn, we had to feed him milk he was so young. And he loves to cuddle. Then came Rylei, our tortoiseshell and only female and she loves joining me at the computer and sketchbook, and then out youngest (like three years old) a grey one named Smokey! He’s always outside though
Your cat sounds adorable too! I’m a cat person lol. They call me the crazy cat lady
And here’s our hybrids! (though I may miss a few)
Phil: avian (crow)
Wilbur: avian (dunno exactly the breed, maybe a crow as well. I’ve seen people make him a magpie though)
Techno: piglin (netherborn)
Quackity: avian (duck)
Slimesicle: slime
Foolish: totem/demigod
Sam: creepertaur
Purpled: alien
Fundy: Fox
Karl: shapeshifter
Sapnap: blaze (netherborn)
Bad: demon (netherborn)
Skeppy: gem golem
Dream: axolotl/dreamon? (Is that what the blobs are called?)
George: human (I kinda wanna make him a mushroom person though I’m not immune to mushroom hat/kinda Fae George)
Tina, Corpse, Antfrost are all cat hybrids, just different breeds
Hannah: fairy
Callahan: a reindeer hybrid
CPK: cat or fox (I don’t actually know which one his skins based off of)
Schlatt was a Ram, Tubbo is a goat
Ranboo is an enderman hybrid
Michael is full on piglin (just zombified)
Connor: mostly human, has a few traits that makes people think different things (the most common thought is him being a hedgehog)
Jack: he’s considered revived thanks to the incident with going to hell, but he’s still practically human
Puffy is a ram hybrid
Punz is an avian (a white-winged one, I haven’t decided yet)
Everyone else is either human, undecided or a deity
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YES
(I'm assuming this is about the minecraft OCs)
Okay so I have a bunch so I'm splitting everything into three categories:
No story impact (mostly mob based)
Little story impact (minesonas that are basically ocs now)
BIG story impact (ocs that are inserted into canon)
Anyways, here we go!
No story impact:
These guys are mostly made up of some older ocs from summer 2022, all of which are based off certain mobs!
Some of my favorites are the following:
Endi, based off an enderman. This dude (gender neutral) is super fun, really sweet, and would kill a man for fun. They've never had a set gender, but they/he/she pronouns work pretty much all the time.
Some fun deleted lore for them: he was suppose to be a recartnated Ranbulter. That storyline was scrapped but still, it was an important part of her backstory :D
Purple, who I really really need to rename lol. A bunch of these guys were based off dsmp characters and then got revamped. He/it for pronouns! He's actually dating Endi, and they've got a 'tired bodyguard X sunny charge' dynamic going on. Also he was a pirate for a while.
Candee, a rabbit/watcher hybrid! They're just chill. Like I don't have a lot put down for them story wise, but I love them sm.
Honestly most of these characters are just there. They've got some stuff going on but I don't really use them much more.
Little story impart: (note, these guys mostly started out a minesonas and now just vibe)
Indigo (she/they). My very first minecraft character. I was going to make a minecraft rp with my old irl friend. We planned out the lore as well. Here's a quick summary:
Indigo and Firefly founded a city in a ravine
They start building around and at some point end up in the Nether
They fucking get corrupted by the Warped & Crimson vines.
Cue a cult similar to the egg from dsmp.
They eventually get kicked out and fall victim to the corruption.
Indigo fucking dies from fall damage (cue username), Firefly goes nuts.
After that things got really muddled but I think Indigo got revived at some point.
There was a lot going on lol.
I think I wrote for her to have a crush on Firefly, which is weird because that would be basically me having a crush on my irl friend. I try to forget that.
Mostly she's been forgotten about, but I do hold a specially place in my heart for the memories.
Nothing (they/it). My newest minesona! They're what's called a polymorph, a being made of the void itself. They basically have no set form and like to shapeshift into whatever it wants!
So yeah, that's it for little story impact.
Now time for BIG story impact. (aka ocs inserted into canon)
Starting out I need to mention Starling. This dude cannot beat the Watcher allegations. Except he's actually not a Watcher lol. He's a violet backed starling hybrid with Starborn ancestors! Also he's like 10. Also he's adopted by Hels & Ex for some fun backstory lore.
Shelly (she/her), this one's actually a Watcher lol. She's like 9 and I love her dearly. She's just a kid who lives in Helscraft. I love her.
I actually think 90% of Helscraft fits in this area but I'm not listing them.
Elli! My newest character! They're a dragon hybrid! Specifically a slithersong hybrid. I created them less then 24 hours ago so not much to note.
Yeah I don't have much to say now. I'm gonna go find toh fics because I just watched the finale
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