#i love looking closely at the details of his face 🫠

[galaxymagick]

231104 Taekwoon 💭 update

잘자렴나💙

goodnight💙

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

I remember you mentioned a couple times that Pietro was into cockwarming. Honestly, that sounds sooo amazing. Like after we both cum, he’ll stay inside me for a while longer. He’d pepper my face and neck with kisses while still nestled comfortably between my legs and I’d be filled by him, tracing the stubble on his face and the muscles on his back. We’d probably be so spent that we’d fall asleep with him still inside of me. 🤤🫠💓

(In case you’re still doing requests, pretty please? 🙏)

-🐬

so so yummy and the details you gave are so tasty. thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌

BIG SPOON, LITTLE SPOON.

pietro maximoff x fem!reader — smut & fluff

word count. 273 (sorry it’s small)

warnings. 18+ small detail at start of sex, implied creampie, cockwarming. minors dni

Pietro's trusts falter with his release, the irregular wind of his hip gradually halting from behind. You're laid in front of him, back to his chest with his cock snug inside - spooning you in bed. 

His harsh grip on your hip loosens, soothing circles of his palm on your curve replacing the feeling with something far more tender. His other arm underneath you —the one sandwiched between you and the mattress— also relaxes, his body going limp in the same way as yours.

"Love you," he murmurs into the back of your neck, his face buried in that patch between your shoulder and neck. "Love you," he repeats, tone airy as he peppers kisses up the sides of your throat and over your cheek.

You drop your head back into the pillow, repositioning and twisting to face Pietro, your hand reaching up to push his hair aside - strands dishevelled and covering his forehead. You look up at him in awe, completely fucked-out from your lengthy session. 

"Not gonna say it back?" he weakly chuckles, littering your now fully exposed face with kisses. "Don't you love me, draga?" he teases, resting his thumb on your chin, his fingers skimming under your jaw. He leans in for a kiss, lips brushing yours softly.

You hum, eyes closing from the exhaustion that's begun to creep on you. You adjust yourself to your prior position, your back nestled into Pietro's chest. "I do," you sleepily mumble, wrapping his arms around your front - holding him tightly. 

His fingers entwine with yours, holding your hand as you both doze off to make up for lost energy. 

[liveyun]

EYES LIKE STARS | j.jk (teaser)

banner by the amazing @itaeewon 🩵

summary. “He was everything you were not. He was perfect—too perfect. Always kind, always excelling, always loved by everyone, even your own parents, like a reminder of everything you weren’t. And you hated this. You hated him. You hated the way he always included you, the way he tried to help, as if you ever needed his pity. He was always there, almost like a shadow you could never escape.

Returning to the town that holds both your earliest memories and silent secrets, you’re forced to confront not only the unsolved knots you’d left behind all those years ago, but the boy who was always at the center of your pain. Whose eyes have always seen right through you : Jungkook.”

title. Eyes like Stars

pairing. Jeon Jungkook x afab reader/oc

rating. M (18+)

genre. e2f2e2L (you get it), angst, drama, romance, boy next door sorta situation, emotional baggage, eventual smut

warnings (for this teaser). emotional trauma, toxic parenting, negligence by parents, memories 🫠

word count. 1.4k

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Home smelled like old arguments and unspoken words.

It felt funny— really, how you expected your hometown to be abuzz with lights and joy because you were back in the town. Or, maybe because you’d expected it to change drastically, but much to your surprise— or disappointment, one would say, nothing really had. Everything seemed just as it was as compared to what your memory had told you, though, you were once again not very sure of what exactly you wanted to be changed.

Sure, there were some slight differences you could spot here and there as the Sedan sped through the dull, foggy afternoon street, making each and every detail seem like a blurry haze as you passed every shop, every lane. You wanted to stop and take a look around at things better, but however, you did know that you yourself had paid for this cab and it’s not going to stop until it reaches the destination.

Your home.

Or rather, your house.

The scent of rain-soaked earth mixed with the fragrance of jasmine blooming in the distance did pull a smile on your lips as you remember that jasmine was a speciality of your little town— as how you used to make little garlands from the withered flowers you’d found fallen on the pavements nearby your house.

You roll down the window of your seat, wanting to sniff the fresh air after hours of breathing recycled air in your eight hour long flight. A gust of wind greets you directly on your cheeks, feeling a chill run down your spine at the intensity.

You couldn’t lie, you’d missed this feeling. No matter how much you’d try to deny it, it did smell like older times when you used to enjoy the smell of wet earth after a drizzle, or the smell of seasonal flowers mingling with the damp air.

It somehow felt a bit unsettling how the wind that blew felt rather unwelcoming. You tried inhaling deeply, thinking it’s just your mind playing with you once again, but each time, the wind just felt like it burnt you, ironically being as cold as a winter morning breeze. It felt like a forced embrace, like somewhere you don’t belong to, but are trying your hardest to mingle in.

Wrong place.

You close your eyes, allowing yourself a moment to breathe, to remember.

You tried to remember good things. Things which would put a smile on your face, things which would put aside the bubbling anxiety in your belly away for a while. You sat back in the seat, trying out a few breathing exercises, but they do not really help.

Instead, you remember the echoes of their fights, the way each yell after yell rose from the ashes of fury and threatened to touch the ceiling.

“I told you this wouldn’t work out!”

And there used to come a reply, a sharp retort.

“Did you even believe in us to begin with?”

Instead, you remember how your poor heart felt like bursting out of your chest during these arguments between your parents.

“A child will fix everything,” was what they’d said, but all it did was tear their lives apart. . . alongside yours, which you believe they weren't really aware of. It did everything which turned you to a by-product of their expectations woven with their own aspirations, leaving you to bear the weight of their shattered dreams and unspoken grudges.

Was it ever your fault?

You don’t know.

You remember how scared you used to be. Clutching that old, dusty plushie which you vividly remember, smelled of nothing in particular, your small body used to tremble with sobs, wishing it would all stop. You could not really do anything, say anything, for whatever you said was churned into something you didn’t like.

“Mom.. d-dad, please, stop fighting..”

You remember those pairs of eyes who stared back at you. Specifically a pair of bloodshot, teary eyes who looked at you with an anger perhaps no word can describe. Her bottom lip used to quiver like a dried leaf on a windy day, her face flushed with fury.

“You. . . you . . . ! Why can't you be more like him?”

The car came to a stop, jerking you back to the present. You stay there, frozen, unable to do anything except breathe, until you hear the driver calling you out. You take another huff of air inside you, gripping the handle to steel yourself for what lay

You step out of the Sedan, having thanked the kind driver to help you out with your luggage. The smell of the rain-soaked earth immediately filled your lungs, grounding you firmly to place.

Returning to the place where you grew up, where every street, every corner seemed to whisper something akin to mockery, was more daunting than you’d anticipated. The familiar sights and sounds of your hometown were both comforting and suffocating, although now you’d say it was more on the latter side.

A part of you, small and foolish, had almost hoped that the old house would be as you’d left it—doors flung open, the smell of your mother’s cooking wafting through the air, laundry spread out in the wires to dry, and your father’s booming voice echoing from the living room. You’d even imagined them standing on the porch, waiting with that old enthusiasm, eager to welcome you back as if nothing had ever happened.

But reality was far from those faint, lingering hopes.

Your eyes trailed over the familiar, weathered facade of the house, now so empty, so silent. You wondered if your parents really lived there anymore, because the eerie silence that knocked your heart was more than scary to admit that you really had lost touch with your parents. Yet, it felt like the echoes of the past were still trapped within those walls. How you’d left it behind. The front fence was just how you’d remembered it to be, old and worn out. You were right, nothing really had changed.

It felt like you were standing in front of a deep, hollow void, where you’re expecting some sort of miracle to happen, but alas.

You’d wish.

Feeling your chest tighten, your heels almost take you back— you almost turned to leave, feeling way too anxious and shitty to take a step forward. Your hand was tightening around the handle of your suitcase, but something held you back. A memory, unbidden, flashed through your mind.

It was those eyes—those damn eyes which shone like buttered chocolate. Always watching, always understanding. They weren’t just any eyes; they had a way of catching the light, glimmering with an intensity that made you feel seen, truly seen, in a way that was both comforting and terrifying. You could never hide from those eyes, no matter how hard you tried to.

They had followed you everywhere, lingering on you with a softness that made your defenses crumble, even when you didn’t want them to. There was something about the way they would crinkle at the corners when he smiled, how they darkened with concern whenever you turned away too quickly. They held a sparkle, a depth you couldn’t fathom, a warmth that burned you with its sincerity, and a quiet strength that made you want to trust him—except you never could, even if you’d tried. Or wanted to.

You remembered how they looked at you, full of questions you never wanted to answer. With kindness that you never thought you deserved. The way they bore into you, as if searching for something you weren’t ready to give, always made you feel naked— exposed, vulnerable, in a way you couldn’t explain.

You shook your head, pushing the memory away, but it clung to you like a shadow, which is always there with you, struck with you. The last time you saw him, his eyes glimmered with just a silent understanding that had way cut deeper than any argument ever had. His eyes had said everything you didn’t want to hear, everything you were too afraid to acknowledge.

You didn’t want to acknowledge, anyway. You didn’t want to acknowledge him, nor his kindness, nor his sincerity.

You wonder, briefly, if he still remembers you. If he ever knew how much of a pivot he was in your life, then maybe, maybe, some of his answers he held could’ve been answered.

The wind blew again, cold and sharp, almost as if pulling you back to the present. You sighed, letting go of the breath you didn’t realize you were holding, and took a step forward.

There was no going back now.

a/n : hello there! if you’ve read it till this far, thank you for reading <3 i’ve written something after a very long time of having a terrible writing block since ages. if you liked this teaser and are exicted to read more, please let me know through your feedback 😞 they’d mean the world to me. 💜

just in case if you want to give me an anonymous feedback, you can do that here! 🌹

[shitsndgiggs]

Hey Kaya 🌸

I just saw a movie scene where a couple went to a charity event and the woman was teasing her husband under the dining people, he came in his pants 🐱🫠

I was thinking about Kenan yk 🤠🐱

If you could make this happen, I’ll sell my body to you 💋

Have a nice day bbygirl

A/N: WARNING SMUT!! I made this request into a part two, since a lot of you wanted it

Part 1

FAMILY NEXT DOOR (Part 2) - KENAN YILDIZ

It’s payback time 😈

Kenan Yildiz x fem! reader

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The sun had just dipped below the horizon, leaving a warm glow in the sky as Kenan and I prepared for our evening out, with his family.

I stood in front of the mirror, adjusting the delicate straps of the dress I’d chosen—a sleek, figure-hugging number in deep red, one that clung to my curves in all the right places.

I added a touch of lipstick and smoothed down my hair, satisfied with the look. Tonight, I was determined to turn the tables on Kenan.

When I stepped out of the bathroom , Kenan was waiting in the bedroom, adjusting his watch. The moment his eyes landed on me, they darkened with desire.

He took a step forward, his gaze roaming appreciatively over my body.

“Y/N…” he murmured, almost in disbelief. “You look incredible.”

I could feel his eyes on me, taking in every detail, and it was exactly the reaction I’d hoped for. “Thank you,” I replied, giving him a small, teasing smile as I walked past him to grab my purse.

I could feel his eyes following me, the intensity of his gaze making my skin tingle.

Kenan moved closer, his hands finding my waist as he pulled me into his embrace. His lips brushed against my neck, sending a shiver down my spine.

“Are you sure we have to go out?” he whispered, his breath warm against my skin. “I’d much rather stay in.”

I laughed softly, turning to face him and pressing a finger to his lips. “Let’s not keep them waiting,” I said, gently pushing him away with a playful grin. “We have a dinner to get to.”

Kenan grinned, clearly trying to hide his excitement. “You’re right. Let’s go.”

We walked hand in hand to the restaurant, where his family was already seated. As we approached the table, Kenan’s hand lingered on mine, and his eyes kept drifting to me, clearly captivated.

As the main course was served and the conversation flowed, I decided it was time for a little payback.

While everyone was absorbed in their discussions about local cuisine and vacation plans.

"So, Kenan, how's work been?" his dad asked, taking a sip of wine.

I let my hand drift beneath the table. My fingers lightly brushed against Kenan’s inner thigh.

Kenan’s body tensed immediately. He tried to maintain his composure, but I could see the nervousness in his eyes.

Kenan fidgeted in his seat, already on edge. "Uh, yeah, it's been good. Busy, but good."

His breath quickened, and I could see the slight bulge forming in his pants.

I leaned in close, my lips brushing his ear, and whispered, "Be a good boy and stay quiet. Unless you want them to find out how dirty you are.”

His eyes widened, and he nodded, his mouth dry. I giggled softly, my hand now moving higher, caressing his hardening cock through his pants.

I slowly undid the button and zipper, careful not to draw attention, and slipped my hand inside.

His dick was thick and heavy in my hand, and I could feel the warmth of his arousal.

As we continued to engage in idle chit-chat with his family, my hand began to move gently up and down his shaft.

I teased the tip of his cock, feeling the pre-cum starting to leak out.

Kenan squirmed in his seat, biting his lip to stifle a moan. I loved having this power over him, driving him wild while he tried his best to maintain his composure.

His mom laughed at a joke his aunt told, and I used the moment to my advantage. I squeezed his dick a little tighter and quickened my strokes, my fingers teasing the sensitive head. "Oh, god, Y/n, I'm gonna cum," he whispered desperately.

I didn't stop, instead increasing the pace and pressure. “Go ahead, baby. Cum for me, fill your pants with your hot cum." My other hand reached down to rub his balls, massaging them gently as I stroked his shaft.

Kenan's breath hitched, and his body tensed. I knew he was close. With one last intense stroke, he came, his cock pulsing in my hand as he tried desperately to muffle his orgasm.

I could feel his warm cum filling his pants, the wetness spreading as I slowly milked him dry.

His body shuddered, and he let out a slight whimper, his family none the wiser.

"Oh, something wrong, Kenan?" his mom asked, concerned.

"No, no, just something stuck in my throat," he replied, his voice a little hoarse.

I giggled softly, my hand now covered in his cum. I brought my fingers to my mouth and sucked them clean, tasting his salty release. "Delicious," I murmured.

Kenan shot me a look of disbelief, his eyes wide as he realized what I'd done.

The rest of the dinner passed in a blur, with Kenan trying to hide his sticky pants and his obvious discomfort.

As we finally stood up to leave, I gave him a mischievous smile, my fingers gently stroking his still-sensitive cock through his pants. "That was just the beginning, baby. I'm not done with you yet."

We excused ourselves and made our way back to our room, his family none the wiser about the naughty game we'd played.

Once inside, I pushed him against the door, my lips crashing onto his in a passionate kiss.

Our tongues danced together as I reached down to feel the wetness in his pants, rubbing it between my fingers.

"You looked so sexy trying to hide your orgasm," I whispered between kisses. "But now it's time for round two."

I dropped to my knees in front of him and slowly pulled down his pants, revealing his semi-hard cock.

It twitched as I leaned in, my tongue flicking out to taste the remnants of his cum. I sucked his sensitive head into my mouth, moaning softly as I tasted him.

"Fuck, Y/n, that feels so good," he groaned, his hands tangling in my hair.

I took my time, sucking and licking his dick, enjoying the taste of his pre-cum mixing with the salty residue of his earlier orgasm.

My tongue swirled around the head, teasing the slit, before taking him deep into my throat. I savored the feeling of his cock pulsing in my mouth, his breath quickening as he got closer to the edge.

"I'm gonna cum again," he whispered, his hips thrusting gently.

I didn't let up, instead bobbing my head faster, my hand stroking the base of his shaft. His fingers gripped my hair tightly as he cried out, his cock erupting in my mouth.

I swallowed every drop, milking him dry once again, before finally releasing him with a satisfied sigh.

We collapsed onto the bed, our bodies sticky and satisfied.

Kenan smiled lazily, his eyes half-closed. "You’re unbelievable." he said with a chuckle, his hand finding mine. “That was payback and then some.”

I grinned, leaning in to kiss him softly on the cheek. “You had it coming, remember?”

[fsugirl1]

Some days are so big…so PACKED with content…so unexpectedly swoon-worthy that they demand an edition of

⭐️ FSU’s Occasional Newsletter ⭐️

Is That An Earthquake Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

The day began with a vague disturbance. Was it seismic activity? Inbox tomfoolery? A very happy birthday wake up for @lila-rae?

That last one is between her and Mr LR but

Bottom line: we could sense something coming.

It’s Not The Size Of The Entourage, It’s What You Do With It

We knew Tom was in Scotland and we figured it might be for golf but we did not know until this morning that he brought every single one of his brothers and best mates. So many of his closest dudes in one place made us 🤔

Lord knows he’s a generous friend and his circle is tight, but we wondered what they might be celebrating?

The delulu? It was percolating.

Our Italian Romance: Starring Tomdaya 🎥

We were already abuzz and the delulu was bountiful on the dash when suddenly the most cinematic and romantic photos of our favorite couple dropped. We learned they were canoodling at the gorgeous Castillo di Reschio, with such romantic activities as pasta-making (watch those fingers, Z!) and horseback riding.

And if that wasn’t enough, A POOL DATE. Both of them sunkissed and beautiful, reading books and looking like the movie stars they are.

No, your eyes don’t deceive you. They did switch books. 🫠

Every single one of us immediately wondered why our partners weren’t offering to read aloud to us in the pool at an Italian castle. But then, who hasn’t wondered that at least once?

Dad Said His Tea Was Cold But We Say It Was Piping Hot

As if we weren’t all twitterpated enough from the Italian romcom baecation pics, Zendaya’s Father In Law Dom felt like we needed a glimpse into their everyday life at home. He shared that the newest member of the Coleman-Holland family, Daphne the dog, is a “beautiful” addition to the clan and that her youthful energy has found a fast friend in her aunt Rosie, who is just a year older. Big brother and recent outcast (banished to live with Uncle Darnell, what did he do?) was said to be too old to enjoy the young pups.

Dom was feeling chatty I guess because he didn’t stop there. He went on to share that Zendaya had recently joined Nikki and Dom for dinner at the local pub.

He further said that Granny Tess, siblings, cousins, all the boys and “the dogs” would soon be accompanying him and Nikki on an anniversary celebration trip to Portugal. Dare we hope for more family photos?

Even if we don’t, that’s another bingo square, baby.

Aunt May Has Shipped It For Years

To top off the content-crazy, your favorite aunt and mine, Marisa Tomei, said at an event in Canada that one of her favorite parts of her Spider Man experience was watching Tom and Zendaya grow up and “fall in love.” 🥰

That face she’s making? The I can’t take it they’re so cute face? We were all wearing it. Even the strongest soldiers among us were grinning and kicking their feet. (We saw you, don’t try to deny it!)

While we await word from the pixel analysts on what people starring in their own epic love story read to each other on vacation, and while we bask in all the little details that make the story more real and more beautiful every day, let’s take a moment as I close to appreciate just how hot Zendaya’s back is in this dinner photo.

Until next time, remember my friends: be kind to each other. I love you. I’m wishing that each of you will find the one who thinks reading to you in the pool (Italian or otherwise) is the most perfect day.

And I hope your birthday is as filled with happy surprises as @lila-rae found hers for the third year in a row!

[m-jelly]

Hello lovelyy , hope u r doing great 🌼

I think request are open so please this is my : Erwin x y/n

Just make erwin afraid of losing y/n After she gets kidnapped , and he gives her a lot of care when he returns her to him , and make sure her injuries are getting better.

I hope u accept my request 🌸🫠

I'm making this mafia/gang leader themed. Hope you like!

My worries

Erwin x fem!Reader

Modern AU, fluff, romance, talks of injuries, care, protective Erwin, emotional Erwin.

After rescuing you from capture, Erwin gets you home to his penthouse and takes great care of you. While healing up, your boyfriend takes his worries and protective nature into overdrive.

@ladycheesington @levisbrat25 @nyxiieluna @li-anne @galactict3a @youre-ackermine @thebobaprincess @2moth-anon2 @cypidity @nbinairyn @bts-spnlvr12 @mari-zs

Erwin knelt on the bathroom floor as he stared at you in the bath. He gripped a wet cloth and began cleaning your face. His heart was stinging in his chest as he cleared your face of blood and dirt. Though you hadn't been hurt too much, it still looked bad. It was clear to Erwin that the only thing done to you was a few cuts and bruises.

Someone had beaten you for information and you had resisted. You weren't a big part of Erwin's work. You were just his sweet and loving girlfriend at his side. You knew nothing of the detailed things he did, only places he owned and that he had a gang. You were innocent and someone hurt you.

"Do you think" your soft voice cut through the heavy silence "I'll have some cool scars?"

Erwin gazed at you as you smiled so sweetly at him. He shook his head and chuckled. "Possibly."

"I'm going to look badass."

He dropped the cloth and took your hand in his. "Forgive me for not getting to you in time. I should have stopped them before he hurt you." He gulped hard. He struggled to breathe as his emotions bubbled away. "I failed."

You shifted in the bath and cupped Erwin's face. You knelt up and kissed Erwin. "You did not fail. I'm alive, right?" You lifted his head. "Right?"

He nodded. "Right."

You kissed the end of his nose. "Good boy."

He hummed in happiness. "Let's dry you off."

"Thank you."

Erwin emptied the bath and scooped you up into his arms. He eyed your body as he dried you off. Each cut and bruise was noted in his mind. After drying you and dressing you up, he made sure every cut and bruise was tended to. Your wrist was wrapped up tightly and your ankle as well.

Once you were filled with food, you were placed in your bed and tucked in. A delicate kiss was placed on your forehead and you were put to sleep. Erwin sat at your side as he made multiple calls to different members of his gang. He had to ensure that no hair on your head would ever be harmed again.

Due to how hurt you were and mostly because of Erwin, you were relaxing in the penthouse you lived in with Erwin for a few days. You didn't mind really, it was rather relaxing for you. However, you were beginning to get a bit of cabin fever and you wanted to go out just to get a coffee.

You tugged on a hoodie as you walked into the main living space. "I'm going out for coffee!" A slam of a hand against the door made you jump. You glanced up to see Erwin was blocking your path, he had some how managed to beat you to the door. "What would you like Mr speedy?"

He leaned down towards you. "You are not going out."

"I'm perfectly fine. I'm fit and healthy."

"You're not going."

You ducked under his arm and made your way to the door. "I won't be long."

Erwin's strong arm wrapped around your middle. He lifted you off your feet and held you close. "You will sit in your comfy seat, play video games and let me dote on you."

"Erwin."

"Don't make me order you."

You released a long sigh. "I want to go outside."

He turned you in his arms and held you like a bride. "The balcony is perfect for that."

You pouted as your lover carried you. "I know, but I want to go for a walk and be outside. I love being with you all snuggled up, but I can't be locked up here for the rest of my life. I'm not some princess captured by a dragon."

He sat on the sofa and sighed. "If I have to become the dragon, then I will."

You caressed his soft cheek before placing a loving kiss on his temple. "I have no idea what you went through and are still going through. I don't think I'll fully comprehend it all. But Erwin you can't keep me locked up here. The people who hurt me have been dealt with. You have stopped them. You ended them with your own hands."

He hummed and massaged the inside of your thigh. "You're right. The people who hurt you are gone."

You smiled softly. "That's right. Besides, I didn't say I'd go for coffee alone. How about you come with me? My personal handsome and sexy bodyguard."

Erwin chuckled. "You're right."

You winked at Erwin. "I can't be locked up here all the time, so how about we go out together when I want to go out. I'll only ever go with you, no one else. No more bodyguards. Just you and me."

Erwin tapped his forehead against yours. "Mm. Yes." He released a sigh. "I love you."

"I love you so much, Erwin."

[gabessquishytum]

Spamming your Ask box, one prompt at a time.

I'm sure many of us have said it, but thank you, seriously, for indulging us with responses to our prompts. I know I'm having a blast!!! 😍🤩

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Alright, here's a question ..... can you be a penis model? Hob is asking for a ,,,,"friend".

See, Hob offered to help one of his old students/a friend/pulled a ticket off an interesting flyer on a telephone pole 🤷🏽‍♀️ and it wound up being for some pictures and/or something like live product testing for an adult services/avant-garde fashion house (something with high volume distribution and/or the ability to go viral.) In any event, Hob's very pretty (girthy, veiny, delicious-looking) penis is essentially hanging overhead on billboards in Times Square.

Now Hob's face isn’t really in these pictures/ads, maybe his cute little chin cleft, maybe his soft smiling mouth, but you would have to know that scar on his left inner thigh and the mole that looks like a raven tattoo (😉) on the right-side of his Adonis belt. To recognize him, is to have been up close and personal with his junk or to at least have seen him very naked. And (regrettably,) the number of people in his current life who have seen him thus is small. All this is to say that it greatly amuses Hob to see his cock towering over people's heads without people knowing it's his.

Now, maybe..... with the virality of the dick pic, there are a critical mass of dreamers dreaming 'bout that dick and that causes some temporary [or permanent (because Dream has seen and wants that dick)] change to the Dreaming.

Dream has to deal with seeing these pictures of Hob's dick all over his home, while he and Hob are working towards a more intimate relationship.

Cue shenanigans!! 🫠

Aww, you're so kind, friend!!! It's an absolute pleasure to work with you guys.

I love the idea of Hob being a dick model. Not only a dick model, but a dick model who breaks containment and becomes The Dick Guy. Before Dream knows what has happened, Hob’s dick is on his stain glass windows and in the shape of the clouds over fiddler's green, and wherever Dream looks he finds himself confronted by his friend's infuriatingly pretty penis. Everyone is talking about the dick. Even Matthew. There's no escape.

Even worse, when he visits Hob in the waking world, Dream has to try and pretend that he doesn't know. They're just starting out on their romantic relationship, and Dream doesn't want to ruin to whole thing by staring at Hob’s lap the entire time! But the fact that he knows that Hob’s cock is right there is infuriating. He can't help conjuring replicas in the dreaming: testing the weight in his hand, running his fingers over each vein. He's so fucking needy.

Perhaps eventually Hob’s little (not so little) secret comes out and he feels the need to come clean to Dream, too. He's a little bit mortified; saying "my cock is famous" wasn't something he wanted to admit at such a stage in their relationship. But since Hob’s colleagues, friends, students, acquaintances and pretty much everyone else knows, Dream deserves to as well.

Imagine Dream’s relief! He can finally let out his feelings about Hob’s cock! He can talk about how he wants to suck it, lick it, hold it, nuzzle it, play with it...

...not the reaction that Hob was expecting, but a very welcome one nonetheless. In fact, he drags Dream right off to bed, to show him the famous cock in the flesh. If anyone deserves to get up close and personal, it's Dream.

Those pictures in the windows get very very detailed indeed.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

I AM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY AT THAT SHINY NEW LEONA 👀 so hype for the Afterglow Savana event oml

[Referencing this post!]

I FOUND THE OTHER SUNSET SAVANNA TRIP CARDS (Kalim, Lilia, and Vil)!! There’s also these better quality images/close-ups. It seems like everyone is dressed a certain way to participate in a local event called “Catch the Tail” (name translation credited to Mystery Shop TLs)!

zbkb$/?&.!jc(.(dwnow0hGV Leona’s new artwork looks really gorgeous from the preview 🫠 There’s so many pretty patterns, colors, and accessories in his outfit cnvsjwbdkske even though his pose is so… casual 😂 He’s literally just lounging in a chair while smirking at the viewer????? I want to smack that smirk right off of his smugass face I also love that we can see Pride Rock in the background too, that’s a nice detail!

I heard from some friends that Leona’s clothing seems to borrow design elements and inspiration from the costumes for The Lion King Broadway musical, which have received critical acclaim for being well researched and well designed. It makes me really excited to see the HD drip in its entirety (and on the other characters!) when they’re released in the game!

I’m so excited for this event, man 😭 MORE TWISTED WONDERLAND WORLDBUILDING…

[alwaysteveswife]

The Price Of Love II | Steve Harrington x Fem! Reader.

A/N: This shot is narrated from Eddie's point of view, there's a reason for this, but I don't feel it's that relevant to the plot, so I won't give it (yes, I'm lazy to do it, sorry 🫠). Besides that, there is an extra character named Alex, who would be Eddie's girlfriend.

Warnings: This is fiction, I doubt anyone will take it to heart, but I still want to make it clear that nothing that happens here should be taken as an example to follow.

Words: 744

"Hey, guys," I raised my hand, approaching Steve and Peter. "Sorry I'm late, I stopped by to get gas for my truck," I set my box of product on a small wooden table, wondering if Steve would actually agree to give this 'drug' a try. Since he started dating Y/N he has abstained from any kind of addiction, which makes my job more difficult.

"Don't worry," said Steve with a gentle smile, "we just got here a little while ago anyway".

I nodded, looking at both of them carefully. They had muscular bodies, but not in an exaggerated way, which meant they both worked out. Taking them both down would be tricky, especially Steve, I would have to start with Peter and make an excuse so he wouldn't suspect me of being dangerous.

"By the way, I brought a new product" I opened the box carefully, leaving a small bag with a light blue powder "What do you think if you try it? It will be free, as long as you keep it a secret".

I laughed, discreetly looking at Steve. Maybe if I could distract him for a few minutes I could knock him out and force him to get high, it would be too extreme for my taste, but I didn't have much choice.

"I don't want Y/N to think I'm a drug addict," he shrugged, sitting down on the camping table and resting his backpack on it.

"God, what's wrong with you? It's like she has control over you," Peter walked over to me, throwing a wad of bills at my chest. "She's just a girl, man, why do you care so much?"

I closed my eyes, repeating a useless mantra to keep from going out of my mind. Peter was a jerk, we all knew that, but just breathing his air made me angry.

It was only a few days ago that we met him for the first time. He was glued to the girls the whole time, even touching them inappropriately, Steve was furious, and obviously I was too. That same night I scheduled a meeting so I could finish him off, I knew deep down he deserved it.

"She's not just a girl," Steve growled, clenching his fists, "she's my girl," he said, emphasizing the my, "and I'll do anything to make sure she's happy and safe. Anything".

I looked at both of them, feeling a sudden tension in the air. Peter, who was now holding the baggie with the drug, was standing still, looking a little fearfully at Steve; on the other hand, Steve was firmly gripping his backpack, even his knuckles were white knuckled.

For a moment I thought the inevitable would happen, Steve would beat him up, I would enjoy it, and I could take advantage of his distraction to knock him out, it seemed like a good idea. Unfortunately, the world didn't seem to be on my side that day.

We were all so tense that we didn't realize that someone else had arrived. The three of us turned to look at whoever had pushed Steve, and as if she had been summoned, behind him, shaken and teary-faced, was Y/N.

"Honey, what are you doing here? Are you crying?" Yes, it was a stupid question, but I guess Steve never thinks straight when he's with Y/N. "Who was it?"

Just as I was about to answer, the person I least expected to see showed up. She looked just as beautiful as ever, there was just one detail, she was carrying a damn machete in her hand.

Despite having repeated a couple of years, I'm not as stupid as I look. Connecting dots at this point was child's play. Y/N was running away while crying in the middle of the woods right near our house, while being chased by Alex, who was carrying a machete in his hand, isn't it obvious what was going on?

Still I refused to see the truth, it was impossible for Alex to hurt Y/N, wasn't it? After all she is Alex, my girlfriend, the girl who took care of her brother alone because her mother passed away, who wakes up early just to spoil me, that girl would never hurt anyone, much less her best friend.

"Alex?" Even though I wanted to deny that possibility, I dared to ask, knowing what the answer would be, and knowing that I would love her even if she was like me. "What...?"

Masterlist

[flaringfoxsoul03]

Hello!!! I would like to request one twisted wonderland match up please. I see your most recent riddle matchup and really liked your writing!

I don’t have any gender preferences

!!I would like for it to be platonic!!

My hobbies include : Playing the violin, photography, playing board/card games, and volleyball.

My personality : Ambivert, Smart (all As), Passionate, Loyal, Kinda Quiet, and Random. I tend to be quiet around people that I’ve just met treating them with respect, but after a while I start to open up and talk more openly. I actually enjoy small talk, and learning about new things. I am also very very forgetful.

Some of my strengths are a positive attitude, having good communication, and my smarts. Some of my weaknesses are my physical strength, (I am physically weak🫠) and if I don’t connect to someone I would rather just not talk to them at all, and sometimes my stand-offish attitude when talking to people I don’t like or have interest in

Extra: My MBTI type is ENFJ. I like to keep my nails long and when they snag or break I’m down the rest of the day. (It’s a sensory thing for me) I get cold really easily. I love fruit. I can't remember names but I can remember faces.

!!Please stake your time getting to my request!!

!! Also make sure you drink water, eat, and get some sleep!!

My first platonic request?? Ever?? Oh I’m so excited! And you’re so sweet?? Oh bless your soul, I will give you the best reading experience for your platonic loving heart!

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I match you (platonically) with…

Azul Ashengrotto!

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I think this would be a good duo! A great friendship! Azul is such a sweetheart once he finally lets you in. And being friends surely will cause trouble for literally everyone, so I hope you like legal scams! And being the best friend to Azul, he’ll be sure to repay every moment worthy of your platonic love

As I already mentioned, legal scams, or just barely legal. Azul loves to have people forever in debt to him, especially when the really deserve it, it was true back when he scammed you and Grim out of a dorm. Though, let’s be honest, he was already getting out of control back then. After his Overblot, you still ended up being in debt to Azul because of Grim’s whole “feast it up at their new deal” shenanigans, so you ended up working pretty close to Azul and the Tweels for awhile paying back Grim’s accumulated debt. Which often turned into You working and Grim either half-assing it or being chased by Floyd while Azul either worked nearby with Jade or Jade helping you instead. Fair to say, after that event was done, you got invited to have a drink and snack (as long as you paid) and hang out with the boys after mellowing out. That led into your best friendship in the Night Raven College with Azul Ashengrotto

Azul thought your stand-offish behavior was odd and wanted to know every little detail he could, so the drink and snack was the lure. He finally got you talking once he mentioned he played board games with one of the other fellow Housewardens and you asked what kind of board games he played. That’s when he knew he got a sinker, but he didn’t quite realize it also meant him and the Tweels as well. Every night after all the work was done, more often than not you’d be playing board games and card games native to Twisted Wonderland folks with Azul, Floyd, and Jade. Grim would start playing, but he’d fall asleep too quickly due to how much energy he exerted previously so he was often the odd one out. That’s when you officially became part of the Octavinelle group.

Now, for Azul specifically, he had a love-hate relationship for your photography. He didn’t want his pictures to get out (without compensation for doing said photos), but he also wanted to take as many photos of his fabulous looks (so he could make thaumarks off it of course)He couldn’t make up his mind, which where you gave up and secretly took photos of when Azul did look pretty good during one week while he was still debating with himself (often out loud) whether or not he should get you to do a photo shoot with him as your primary target. When you showed him your pictures, he was mortified he allowed himself to be none the wiser about your little paparazzi stash, but also enamored about how well he looked in these! He ended up doing the photo shoot and allowed you to keep copies of him in a photo album for your own personal collection (I imagine you’d want copies of our lovely lil octopus~) but you also added to your debt to Azul for that stunt, yikes

Azul once came over to discuss more business (barely legal business schemes) with you, but heard you playing your violin from an open window in your dorm. He then managed to get you into a gig at the Monstro Lounge which also paid off some of the debt you accrued and start making just enough to make renovations a thing at the Ramshackle Dormitory. Let’s say he’d often try to pull a fast one on you during games as when you inevitably lost, instead of owing more debt to them (yes, they rigged the games against you, who wouldn’t?), you’d play more violin pieces to entertain the guests during shift hours instead of waiting on tables or have the option to do a solo piece on the spot for Azul and Tweels

Our lil octo boy really appreciates having that great positive attitude and awesome communications between you and him that he trusts us over the customers most of the time. He always worries that if something went wrong and tarnishes the brand of Monstro Lounge in anyway he’d be losing out massively since it’s a small crowd to sell to. Luckily, you’re real smart to and have been recording conversations when you can to make sure you have evidence that it really isn’t suing worthy for the customer to be berating you down. You are also what convinced Azul to give every employee a strict guideline on how to use specially designed vocal recorder and better visual security for legal purposes. He even put a notice up on the door of the Lounge that once entering, you will be recorded. Somehow the guests still miss that…

You’re physically weak? So is Azul! Though that’s just him probably mentally holding himself back as Floyd jokes something along those lines to you. He managed to go off on a tangent on how merfolk are pretty strong compared to the other races, just Azul considered weaker than the standard for merfolk. But seriously, need some help doing some real heavy lifting? Floyd and Jade are there to help you out! They’re not just Azul’s muscle, they like you a fair amount too! They don’t even necessarily need orders from Azul to come help you out as one of the perks of being best friends with Azul is that you get two new friends at the cost of being constantly being interesting or fun. Surprisingly, not as hard as you thought it would be, though to some degree you knew it would happen

You get cold pretty fast? No worries! Azul has plenty of massive sweatshirt hoodies and fuzzy blankets to curl up in if you’re hanging out with them. Consider it a well deserved movie night! Bring the exotic fruits and nail polish! It’s time to pamper the amazing Prefect with relaxing like the amazing Queen Boss Slayer you are! Do expect Floyd and Jade to join in, never hurts to have more warm bodies to snuggle up to!

No matter what happens, do expect Azul and the Tweels to con you into taking care of yourself once they get attached and see you prioritizing everyone above you. You matter too, you know that right? They’re kind of idiots (minus the Octavinelle boys in their opinion), but even idiots need to understand the consequences of being stupid without you taking the brunt of the blame. You’re they’re best friend now, mostly Azul’s, but it’s all apart of the deal you got yourself into and honestly? I think you wouldn’t have it any other way

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And the follow ups are:

Kalim Al-Asim

And

Silver Vanrouge

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That’s all folks, until next time!

~Fox

[taegularities]

! Brief trigger: this is not exactly a rant, it’s a story time but a very long one, pls bear with me 🥲 (also my first ask so there’s that)

Been following you for a while now Rid, I’ve mostly read your standalone fics like love me better, begin, silk & stones, stars behind waves & tale of broken hearts. I consider myself as the type who likes gut wrenching angst that ends in happy ending or at least a feeling of hope at the end. These ones like you had promised, were definitely angst heavy (esp the vmin fics). I prefer not to touch long series coz I fear I might lose interest midway thru & might end up thinking I wasted lots of time reading it since it often happens that authors end up adding bunch of filler scenes in between & im one who doesn’t like that.

So for the longest time I actually ignored cmi, until the amc thing came up & the some of the questions relating to the character arcs were def intriguing for me, & I thought ‘why not just give this one a go?’ The word count for cmi looked quite scary😶 so I took inspiration from seven & tried finishing from start till the recent update within seven days (…peak stupidity LoL) & GOD THE ANGST. I couldn’t help but take a blanket over my head to tear down through the rough patches that followed in midway through the fic…literally every scene was so detailed, it almost felt like I was looking at two people I closely knew & felt sorry for to suffer the miseries of being apart because of the conflicts they’d been facing.

Even if I actually succeeded in completing the 200k wc (the fastest & longest record for me) I was able to enjoy the fic. Maybe coz you actually understand the pacing of the slow burn and wrote their arcs so carefully which allowed the reader to slowly unveil their personalities, their flaws, their growth throughout the fic. I kinda skipped the drabbles in between (i did skim through but didn’t actually focus on them alot) coz the goal was to first read through the main storyline then take my time to unwind & re-read the drabbles after. Honestly this work might be my fav one from you, or any Jungkook fic I’ve read in the entirety of this website. Just wanted to say thanks for crafting such a wonderful piece of literature for us, im thrilled to read further what lays in store for jk & oc after they talked through their differences & patched up. And after reading so much pining that went behind in the past 9(?) parts, I’d actually love only fluff and warmth for this couple (me as angst enthusiast saying this✋🙂). And yes, I’m waiting for the cmi drabble (seven mv jk cross over with cmi jk is an unimaginable menace 🫠) and future parts to be posted sooner too! This couple has my heart💛

this was your first ask?! to lil ole me? 😭 omg hope you still see this one!! i wasn't around much when you sent it, then it got buried – but today i remembered it again and wanted to say hi 🥺

first of all, tysm for reading so many of my fics, and such long ones, too!! like, lmb is a huge ass piece, so im really happy you gave it a shot and enjoyed it, too 🥺 and like, same goes for cmi. it's also so lovely to know that people try out stuff on my page that they usually wouldn't – so it melts my heart that you gave cmi a chance and grew to love it as well!! angst, ikr? me too, i could live off of it :') LOL NOT THE SEVEN DAY CHALLENGE. that's actually so amusing and sweet 🤣 i know the word count is crazy and the chapters tend to get very long, but... i know i'm repeating myself, but i'm incredibly thankful that you tuned in. if you ever want, do read through the drabbles, too, since i think they give a deeper glimpse into the characters' flaws and personalities – no pressure tho!!

once again, thank you. it means the world to me to know you loved it so much. like, fav fic? please i'll sob :'') a lot of fluff incoming (but angst too, so fret not), and i truly hope you enjoy the rest as well. drop by anytime, seriously, i'd love to talk about cmi or anything with you whenever you like!! 🥺🤍

[deutoplasmic]

DW THATS ALL THEY DO however they will be grilled for all the details by mame the next time theres a vampire gathering (mj got grounded after you found out it was his idea. but mame can do no wrong so!!) like mame is just “😁😁😁 SO HOW DID IT GOOOOO 😁😁😁😁😁” and you and takeru absolutely REFUSE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT OR SAY A WORD but takeru is all smug and matching mame’s shit eating grin and hes more playfully touchy with you now,,, ruffling your hair and leaning in more whenever you bicker GOD SMACK HIM FOR ME AGAIN Y/N

PLSSS that dreepy will be so loved,,, youre hugging it like a baby because it had a nightmare and fengfan’s to the side trying to be concerned but his face is like 😳 because hes totally NOT imagining you two raising dragon type pokemon for the rest of your lives together ahahaha no wdym,,, AND YES I USED AN APPLETUN ON MY TEAM ITS SO SILLY I LOVE IT i think i named mine fluffy or smth

LMAOKDJDJD RUKI ACTING LIKE A CAT WHEN HE HAS A CRUSH IS SO. 🫠🫠 like a new person in town is being a lil bit flirty with you and they can just. feel. someone staring at the back of their head. turn around? oop no ones there. turn back around? oh whos this guy over your shoulder y/n he seems angy 😭😭 like your and his rapidash will be all lovey dovey by the end of the week and ruki will STILL be unable to talk to you properly youve gotta hunt his ass down again

YEA NO masaya tries to be assertive but. when pokemon look at him with their lil 🥺 eyes (or 😀 in wooper’s case ig) HE CANT HELP IT!!! spoils every little pokemon he sees and cant turn them down especially not gible in its little carrier

omg a noibat 😭 their rehearsals are about to get NOISE COMPLAINTS but he somehow gets it to fit perfectly when they all busk together. walks into the poffin shop with a BAT DANGLING OFF HIS ARM and youre just like. oh my god he found another one

PLSSSS im sure y/n goes all out on advertising now to get more shipments BECAUSE IT MEANS CUTE DELIVERY GUY GETS TO COME OVER,,, with his toothy smile,,, and sometimes if theres a lot of deliveries youll even see him remove his hat to cool off,,, but he always puts it back on in time to say goodbye with his lil hat tip,,, as soon as the door closes y/n collapses into the couch and screams into the pillow yea me too y/n. me too

SHO AND KOSHIN TOGETHER MY HEART IS MELTING,,, like a trainer drops their pokemon off at the daycare and koshin’s like “BYEBYE!!! TAKE CARE ^^” idk how that trainer doesnt sob on the spot

LMAO THE COMPANIONS IN QUESTION BEING LIKE. TAICHI AND SYOYA. IMAGINE THE CHAOS

PLSSS kumi with a lil crush on you but he still has to be upset you hijacked his ship. the internal fight is just. OK!!! YOURE REALLY PRETTY!!!! BUT I HAVE TO BE UPSET!!!!!! but you have really nice eyes BUT YOU GOT HIM INTO A MESS but its been fun and youre really cute WAIT NO-

on a side not i finished the fengfan bagon art last night 🫡 not that happy with it but will probably upload it later anyway HDNDHDH

LOOOOOL takeru's staring down jin who is desperately pointing to mame and is like HE DID IT WITH ME!!!! and you're like how could you accuse him of such WRONG but you do know you're just very fond of him. true favouritism. and he's like gloating at jin the silly silly boy like imagine being grounded couldn't be me 🤣 BUT YEAH omg takeru is probably sooooo smug. a cat who's got the cream or whatever the saying is. sometimes he gets a little TOO close and you have to push him away slightly but that is not dampening his mood!!!!!!!! you just acknowledged him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg ....... fengfan's trying to stay CALM but that's not really working when you're in front of him stiffly rocking the dreepy to sleep... when it evolves you give it a little mimikyu to look after and they become best buddies..... friendship............ fengfan mildly loses it when he sees you playing with them.............. also fluffy the appletun that is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOL you convince him into going to the market together and he looks away for like a minute only to find you talking it up with this one person..... and god he is very angry without the r. he even musters up the courage to ask if you can hold hands (!!!!!!!!) and gives them a disdainful look like 🤣🤣🤣 ADN YEHA by the end of the week the rapidash are very much in love but uh. where's ruki. you find him in his front yard playing with his alolan meowth and he almost forgets for a second that you know about his penchant for alolan pokemon so he panics LMAO

YOURE SO RIGHT... he prolly has a stall at the market where he sells honey and a bunch of leeks after shion and farfetch'd taught him how to perfect the art of leek growth LOL and he cant help but keep giving all the pokemon tasters........ its actually a very effective marketing tactic as the honey he has is so so so good but masaya doesn't care (notice).... hes just here to feed all the cute pokemon some honey.................

ok for SURE LOOOOOOL omg ayuta, who prolly has like a breloom, keeps showing up to listen to them perform.... and one time junkis like hello future disciple and ayuta is like HUH howd you know i want to learn how to sing!!!!!!! and hes like just come to my house tmrw for your first lesson ok and SURE its suspicious as hell but ayutas like COOL and luckily junki isnt here to murder him!!!!!!!!! ok but fr youre like minding yoru own business and junki's like can i also have a petaya berry poffin pleaseeeee and youre like is this for uh. uh. your new bat and hes like YES EXACTLY shes so nice and sweet and such a good singer .......

god yn so real for this one. i dont even know how anyone can be composed aroudn kyo liek waht the helllllllllll what the helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.... he prolly never says anythng about like any holidays out of modesty but hes gone for a week and comes back with a bunch of masaladas in different flavours for you to try which somehow have not gone off???

ok. its so over. the double attack of sho and koshin together OHHHHHH theyre so CUTE im losing it...... when koshin's internship ends they hug it out. btw sho has the best hugs im just saying. and then sho sends him on his way with a bunch of berries, apricorns, and a invitation to come back any time...... uhghghghhhhhhhh

LMFAOOOOOO syoya with his politoed ken with his dragonite and taichi with like. a hitmontop or smth. they're going to battle gym leaders me:i but keep having to do random ass side quests set for them by big man professor ceo..... getting impatient. speaking of me:i ran ABSOLUTELY has a scizor like!!!!!!!!! its her and her girl bestie running a cute quaint gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH omg he eats up every tiny bit of attention you give him but he cant be doing this!!!!!!!!!! youve put him with a 300 thousand credit target on his back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but yeah no he never said he made intelligent life choices either so uh......

NO WAYYYYYYYYY i cant wait to see it omg. also its ok if you dont like it too much..... the true joy comes from knowing you FINISHED IT AND BEAT THE DEMONS (procrastination)

[mlmxreader]

Hiya! I hope you're doing alright my sweet and lovely author 🖤.

Listen.... about the geese .... all I can say is that over here, right, they are fully breed different. Like you look in their general direction and they will come at you. Basically, the geese own the streets 😂, we're just here.

That playlist. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am freaking crying!!! UnRELATED reasons, eh? Fully believe you, my friend, FULLY believe you 😂.

OMG!! I know right?!?!? Yes with the facial hair! Like Margate Alfie had that little tuft of graying in his beard and I was like .... 😶👀👀👁👁😳. That plus the scar on his face .... 😳😳🫠 fucking made an already unbelievably hot man even fucking hotter. I absolutely can not. When they gave us that side profile, I was fully deceased. And I totally did not re-wind the video and pause it on him.... not at all.

Pictures of the Screaming Eagles!! The BABIES!! They are so bloody adorable! Look at their little eyes and also, they're so photogenic. They are full on posing in those pictures like they know they're absolutely beautiful and yes of course you should be photographing them. And they also have the cutest names. Like Gallipoli?? The bestest little girl 😫🖤🖤🖤

But yeah, you should absolutely watch the entirety of the Bourne film series ... you know, for your research purposes 👀. (I'm not on the Matt Damon train but I can fully goad your obsession of him, lmao, that's what friends are for, right 😂?)

Anyways, talk to ya later! (Also, I don't know if you saw or not, but last night I think I sent like 14 requests so.... apologies 🙈 but I regret nothing)

🖤🖤🖤

🐍anon

good evening!!!! I've had quite a nice day tbf, I can't lie - work was alright, and I've got a couple of days off coming up soon, too, so that's good! as much as I enjoy working w animals, I gotta admit: it's been quite difficult to do it when I've got a busted ankle that I haven't and won't tell my boss about 😅

listen..... at least it ain't swans. those buggers are fucking vile when they wanna be, whereas geese you fuckin know where they stand immediately. like, within a second of being in a goose's presence, you KNOW where it stands w you - and at least they ain't trying to nick chips from Tesco's like seagulls do! so there's a silver lining shgksjfkskf

UNRELATED REASONS!!! COMPLETELY UNRELATED!!! although in seriousness I do like Sir Mix A Lot as it is... but at least I didn't admit that I think about them whenever I listen to Good Lookin' and Like Whiskey by Dixon Dallas. at least there is that... BUT THE SIR MIX A LOT WASN'T RELATED TO MATT DAMON OR TOM HARDY AT ALL. absolutely not. nope. definitely wasn't looking at pics of them whilst listening. nope. not me.

The Screaming Eagles are, indeed, baby. VERY baby. tbf to all of em (Ace especially bc he's not the most laid back of snakes), they are very tolerant of having their pictures taken and of me, like, getting quite close to take decent pictures. but so far, we got Kaiju (albino checkered garter snake), Der Rote Kampfflieger/Der Kapitän/Manfred/Red Baron (male ball python), Special Agent Fox Mulder (corn snake), Ace Janoušek (bullsnake) & Baroness Gallipoli (female ball python) - even though, for some reason, some people can't tell Red Baron and Gallipoli apart even though they're completely different animals w completely different personalities (Gallipoli, for example, does not tolerate being cradled like a baby, she will just slither around my neck and chill there. Red Baron, on the other hand, will gladly accept being carried and cradled like a baby).

the Bourne series has never particularly interested me, like, I like James Bond but it's just never jumped out at me, but then like.... Matt Damon looks kinda hot in the series,,,, so maybe I should... maybe. I mean, I watched The Martian even though it's not My Thing, and I wasn't disappointed dncksmfksk (do not ask me for plot details). I'm 99% sure this is Christopher Nolan's fault tho, bc I have NEVER found Matt Damon attractive... and then Nolan put him in Oppenheimer w his almost-but-not-quite pornstache, that slutty uniform, and the whole "would absolutely wreck me but I'd thank him" vibe and now I'm like... actually-

so there's ONE bit of propaganda that Nolan got me with.

anyways! I'll talk to you later, the time is currently 2243, so I will (likely) get to writing at some point soon, and bc I'm dog sitting later, I can write some more then as well bc I won't have anything better to do tbh.

have a great morning/afternoon/evening!!! 🫶🏻

[assembletheimagines]

Hello ~ I would love a continuation of mechanic!shy!reader x Steve rogers! You’re such a great writer!! I’m dying from the cute here 🫠💜

Summary: You begin to fall for a super soldier

Pairing: Steve x Shy Mechanic!Reader

A/N: Part 2 of Steve flirting w/ Shy Mechanic!Reader very cute and fluffy

Tagging: @nana1000night @elle14-blog1 @potatothots @elbell20-blog @thecrazytealady @sparklybarbarianninja 

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It’s been a week since Steve’s confession and your mind was still trying to figure it out.

Steve? Breaking things on purpose? Just to get close to you?

You couldn’t believe it. Your cheeks heating up at the thought of it and you shook your head, trying to refocus on creating different bows for Kate.

But speak of the devil and they shall appear, the blonde super soldier came sauntering in. Beelining straight to you as he flashed you a charming smile. He called your name in greeting you and you could still feel your blush on your face as you met his blue eyes.

“Steve,” you smiled shyly noticing the greeting made Steve’s smile grow. His big hands twirled a chair in front of your desk as he sat himself down. That’s when you realized he was still wearing his stealth suit. “Did you just get off a mission?” You asked and he nodded his head.

He hummed, “Bucky and I just got done debriefing.” And he tilted his head adorably at you. “So, do you have an answer for me?”

Your eyes widened at his question, your mind blanking. You immediately wondered if he had given something to you to be fixed and had been waiting all this time. You stuttered, “uh.” Your face heating up further at your intelligent response to Captain America.

But Steve didn’t skip a beat. “ I meant it when I said I want to see you outside this lab,” he said effortlessly confident. He leaned back in his chair as his arms crossed over his chest, the action causing his muscles to flex. He smiled again. “I know this great little Italian place,” he continued looking at you amused. “Been open since the 30′s.”

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There was no dress code in Stark’s lab. Majority of the time Tony sported a faded rock n’ roll t-shirt and jeans, very much care-free like he preferred his environment to be. So you took that to heart, always coming into your lab comfortable as you worked on various projects.

But when Sam, Bucky, and Steve came into lab when it was just you inside. You suddenly felt very undressed in front of all the handsome ex-soldiers.

“What-what can I do for you, gentleman?” You asked, eyes wide as the men came to your desk in the corner. As usual, Steve moved a chair in front of you as Bucky took a seat at a table across from yours. Sam was much more relaxed, sitting on top of the table where Bucky sat.

“You haven’t eaten yet, have you?” Steve said grabbing your attention and you felt a blush come back to your face as you shook your head no. Steve hummed, “that’s what I thought.” And that’s when you noticed two bags of take out.

One was already being torn apart by Sam and Bucky, them immediately fighting over the spring rolls as Steve held the second bag.

When Steve gave you your food you quietly thanked him. Grateful that they got you anything.

And while Sam and Bucky talked to the side, Steve leaned in close, mischief glimmering in his eyes. “Next time,” he whispered a smile playing on his lips, “I’ll be bringing a broken comm again.” He teased and you almost dropped the spring roll you held with your chopsticks.

-

The next time you saw Steve, you were actually heading towards the lab. You had just finished on the last of the bows you had made for Ms. Bishop and were going to meet her to explain the details when you spotted him through the glass hallway.

Steve was in civilian clothes, wearing a simple shirt and jeans as he spoke to Natasha. He hadn’t seen you across the room and you didn’t know why, but you found yourself stopping. Taking a moment to watch the super soldier from afar.

“You know,” you practically jumped out of your body as Bucky came up to you from behind. A small smile on his face as he stood next to you. “If you went up to him right now, I bet it would make him really happy.” Bucky mused and your cheeks burned red as you looked back to the blonde super soldier who laughed at something Natasha said.

“I’m actually kind of busy, right now.” You mumbled feeling the shyness take over. Bucky didn’t say anything, nodding his head as he continued to smile softly. You quietly said good bye and left to your lab.

Bucky stayed where he was as you disappeared, looking over at Steve.

As he did so, Steve turned feeling eyes on him and he met Bucky’s gaze. The blonde smiled, seeing Bucky was already smirking at him.

-

Two weeks had gone by and you were missing Steve. Growing used to him and the boys clambering in with lunch everyday but Steve was gone. Currently on a mission with the boys and Nat that had them out in the field for a little over a week.

With this time alone you began thinking, overthinking, and it got to the point you couldn’t even focus on your prototype before you.

All you wanted to do was be around Steve. The date he insinuated to you almost a month ago flashing across your mind.

“Quin-jet is due to arrive in 30 minutes.” Friday’s voice spoke overhead and you came to your decision.

-

When Steve walked off the jet with Sam and Bucky, he was surprised to see you standing there waiting.

Natasha walked past you with a wink that had you flustered and Steve couldn’t help but think of how cute you looked waiting for them.

“I don’t think we need to debrief right away,” Bucky hummed quietly on his left and Sam hummed back on his right, both of them giving Steve a knowing look.

“Nah, it could wait till tomorrow, right Stevie?” Sam teased and didn’t give him a chance to reply as they got close to where you were.

Both boys said your name in greeting before continuing to walk past you as Steve stopped before you.

You didn’t see the two dorks wiggle their eyebrows at Steve behind your back. But it was for a loss since Steve had his eyes only on you.

“Hey,” he greeted softly, tilting his head adorably at you again as you looked up at him.

“Hi,” you said quietly and held your hands behind your back, nervous. You bit your lip and watched Steve smile at you.

“Did you-” Just as Steve began to speak you cut him off.

“Do you want to go to that Italian place you told me about? And you can tell me how your mission went?” You blurted and Steve’s smile grew.

Steve nodded his head, “I would love that.”

[strangerquinns]

I beg for more Dylan smut! 😩🫠 I don’t have any ideas but I just LOVE your writing and your detailed SMUT 🤣 maybe something to do with his recent antics and ‘slut era’ 💅🏼

Dylan O'Brien x Female!Reader

a little shower fun with Dylan

dedicate to @dobrienwrites and our simp convo's about Dylan

warning: 18+

Dylan closed his eyes as a groan left from between his lips. The warm water from the shower moved down along his body shielding you slightly with his hand holding him up against the wall. Your knees ached from the shower floor but you didn't care, not as you looked up towards him and saw the pleasure twisting his face.

A slight gagging noise sounded from your throat as he thrust deeper down your throat. You couldn't tell if the drops moving down your cheeks were from the water dripping off his body or the tears from your eyes.

"...fuck baby" Dylan spoke, his voice deep and low as he drew out the 'u' in fuck.

With your lips stretched around his cock you weren't able to respond much, except for how eagerly you took him deeper. But the need for air caused your lungs to burn. His cock left your lips with a soft pop as your hand reached to take the place of your mouth.

Dylan reached down and rubbed his thumb along your bottom lip, "Such an eager little thing aren't you?"

"Yes," You spoke breathily as your chest rose with each harsh breath.

Your tongue moved up the length of his cock tasting the bead of precum. Dylan cursed low under his breath when you took him back into your warm mouth, watching as your head bobbed down between his legs. A deep guttural noise came from deep within his chest when Dylan felt your nails drag down his thighs, gripping him deeper and deeper down your throat.

"That's my good girl...oh...god...fucking take it...take my cock down your throat...so eager...fuck..."

Dylan's words came out faster and harsher the more he felt his orgasm near. His free hand reached down and pushed your wet hair from your face, before gripping it tightly into a ponytail. Dylan held it tightly, pulling back slightly, as his hips moved in rhythm with your mouth.

His words became harder to understand along with the moans and curses. Dylan's head fell back before soon his thighs became to tremble beneath your hands. You knew that he was close. So you moved one of your hands down to tease his base and balls. Dylan nearly shouted out your name as suddenly he was cumming down your throat.

Eagerly you took every drop that he gave you, making sure to swallow and not waste a drop. The entire time his brown eyes stayed locked with yours before you slowly moved to pull back. Reaching up you wiped the small amount at the corner of your lips, before circling your lips around it and sucking. A small hum sounded from your chest as you tasted him.

"Holy...god, damn." Dylan panted "My good fucking girl,"

Dylan pulled you up from the shower floor and caressed your cheeks before pulling you to his chest. The two of you stood there in the soft noise of the shower with the warm water caressing both your bodies. Feeling Dylan's heart beating hard within his chest.

The two of you stood there for a while before pulling back and kissing along his chest slowly making your way up towards his face. Dylan pulled you back by caressing your face before bending down and bringing his lips down to yours. Your hands moved along his side and back as your lips moved against each other. Dylan didn't care that he could taste traces of himself when his tongue slipped in and moved against yours.

Your hands moved up towards his chest slowly, feeling the slightly coarse hair on his chest, before slowly pulling away from him.

"God, I love you, baby," Dylan spoke with a lazy smirk on his lips, before bending down to kiss along your neck.

"Mmm, I love..."

You weren't able to finish your sentence as you felt his finger between your legs, teasing your clit with his fingers rubbing against you. You melted against him slightly the more and more his fingers worked against you.

"Let me take care of you now," Dylan whispered softly in your ear.