#i love making stupid stuff this was a lot of fun

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

OC interview

Thanks to @bloodmoonloveletter here, @mk-writes-stuff here, @illarian-rambling here, and @elsie-writes here!

Last did Wade here.

Doing Jazlyn now because I don't talk about her enough and I'd like to develop her character more!

Are you named after anyone?

“Nope. The one and only, girl. I'm just Jazlyn!”

When was the last time you cried?

“Oh, pfft! I don't cry. Maybe out of sheer boredom listening to Dr. Ass-ghar ramble on about her rules and how I'm not following them! Like, girl, I can't help that I have fire powers and lit something on fire! That would be like getting mad that Gabe got a little dirty. Oh, and her meetings are the wooorst. Yeah crying for my life in there.” [It was during Ewan's clarinet solo actually]

Do you have kids?

“Girl, what? I'm not even eighteen yet! Close... I'd love kids, honestly. A lot of them! I'd have so much fun with them!”

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

“Look, I know I come across as someone who uses sarcasm, but I'd rather just flat out say what I'm thinking. Why be like ‘wow that was so riveting’ when I could say, ‘this is the most boring crap I have ever seen in my entire life’? So much easier, no mental hoops. Besides, Ewan is the most oblivious to sarcasm I have ever seen.”

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

“Their confidence level. I can usually tell how someone feels about themselves based on how they stand. Posture is the key, but also what they're doing with their hands.”

What’s your eye colour?

“Brown. With some golden flecks when the light hits them right, according to Ewan.”

Scary movies or happy endings?

“Easy, scary movies. This question is stupid - they aren't opposites. However, nothing is more fun than a horror movie. Love getting the blood pumping. Yelling at the characters for being massive dummies is also the best. Horror is the most entertaining to watch with others. Ewan thank the Lord is also a horror enthusiast. We make a habit to have at least one or two horror movie nights a month.”

Any special talents?

“Oh, several. I am pretty athletic. Took cheerleading a while back and now I am on my high school basketball team. At first, I wasn't sure I would like basketball - my coach in middle school pulled me aside and recommended it due to my height, but I love it now. I am also getting pretty good at learning archery. Lighting the arrows on fire makes that more exciting. I am also pretty good at martial arts and my pyrokinesis. Working on breathing fire without burning my throat. Thank the Lord I have Wade to heal me so I can try again!”

Where were you born?

“I was born in flippin' Utah. I know--lily white state, you'd never guess. Ewan and I plan to move somewhere else once we can. Can you believe he was born in Alium? That ain't fair.”

Do you have any pets?

“Ewan and I plan to one day get a dog. We have been planning on moving in together for a while.”

What sort of sports do you play?

“Like I said, basketball. I would love to learn how to play this Alii fireball sport. It's very similar to basketball, but pyrokinetics pass around fire. That sounds like so much fun, man. Did you know they have to keep a healer at each game because not all pyrokinetics are immune to fire? And the audience can get hit too if they're not careful! This sounds like such a fun sport.”

How tall are you?

“I have finally passed six-foot-three. Alii heights are a blessing and a curse.”

What was your favourite subject in school?

“I hope you tell me PE counts as a subject cause I ain't saying anything else. School sucks, girl. I have gotten detention for the lamest reasons imaginable.”

What is your dream job?

“I would love to be in sales. Something about convincing people to do what I want is inticing. Planning on getting a marketing degree when I go to college next year.”

Tagging @leahnardo-da-veggie @eccaiia @mysticstarlightduck @monstrouswrites @mrbexwrites @gottestod-writes @willtheweaver @winterandwords @i-can-even-burn-salad @elizaellwrites @chauceryfairytales @somethingclevermahogony @faeriecinna + anyone else who wants to!

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TSP tag list (ask to be +/-): @thepeculiarbird @illarian-rambling @televisionjester @finchwrites

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Are you named after anyone? When was the last time you cried? Do you have kids? Do you use sarcasm a lot? What’s the first thing you notice about people? What’s your eye colour? Scary movies or happy endings? Any special talents? Where were you born? Do you have any pets? What sort of sports do you play? How tall are you? What was your favourite subject in school? What is your dream job?

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[crowleyanthonys]

GOOD OMENS + text posts, part 3

[arrietty-rune]

Hi I revived an AU i made in 2016 :D

I kinda want to share infos from it so be free to read it below this ｰ(°◇°〃)

That a steampunk AU that is kinda similar to the show (Kids having school, Larry having all the jobs, the Wattersons being the Wattersons) but with some differences. Have some i made for now~

First, the kids are in High School ! Most of them are like 15-16 years old

Darwin gains lungs like the same way in The Origins but he was never lost and didn't gained legs, so the Watterson bought him mechanics ones by a charity.

Penny broke by accident her shell when she was young: the remains of it are used as a mask

The void still exist and Rob was one of its victims by just touching a glitchy crack on a wall. His arm was infected and has being removed, replaced today by a mechanic one

-Talking about Rob-, his personality is a mix from his pre and his post void here, he's still an happy guy, loving passing time with friends and unaware of the world being fictional (all he saw from the void was the crack). But he acts more mature than other kids and can have anxiety easily, due to his past as being an orphan. He'is adopted by Larry and Steve, a while after being at the hospital.

Rachel is very much present in this (I'm sorry but I love her). She wear an eye-patch, saying that it cames from an old injury

Also hmm have some art from 2016 to compare bc why not lol (be careful they're cringe)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Thoughts on baby sasunaru, like academy days where Sasuke realizes ‘shoot, I like this idiot’ after Naruto is carried into the class room laughing by disheveled ANBU who had to chase him around the town for 3 hours.

Anon I've been thinking abt this all day

[moondialdoodles]

"I may be cringe, but I am free" I say as I go to revisit old franchises that make me nostalgic that I adored when I was like 13 and 14

[kinnbig]

🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[shhh-secret-time]

10, 26, and 27 please!!! 🧡🧡

Ahhhh! Yay! Thanks anon you're the best!

10) Pick an element for them! What is it?

For Jean, that's kind of a tough one but it'd probably be lightning! It's quick and flashy! I think she'd like the feeling of the crackle too! Plus she wouldn't need an Amp anymore! She would be the Amp!

26) What are their loved/liked gifts?

Oh! This isn't something I've thought a lot about! So thanks for asking this one!

Loved: Honey, pins and patches, stupid stickers, anything she can wear that will remind her of you, home cooked meals! (She cannot cook for shit, please help her.),

If you give her cds and records, she's on one knee with a ring out. Congratulations.

Liked: Any cool rock you find, plants (the only reason this isn't love, is because she's afraid she'll kill it and it'll make her sad), guitar picks, and energy drinks!

27) What are their hated/disliked gifts?

Again! Not something I thought about! This one is gonna be tricky Jean's not usually a picky person! She's just happy you thought of her.

Hated: anything too expensive - she's not a fan of people spending too much money on her, money (she'd rather you just keep it and use it on yourself)

Oh! Nuts! She's allergic! So she'll die. (Because that stupid ass will want to eat them very badly.)

Dislikes: Most gems (again, it's a bit too much. It's not that she doesn't appreciate it. It's just..not her style). Books (again, not that she doesn't appreciate it, she just won't have the time to read it.) She can't read.

And then probably things like mugs? She's never home so again it's another gift that will just collect dust.

[megansplants]

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[waitineedaname]

oh my god wait do you like inscryption..,,,, 👁️ 👁️

I do!!! I have,, some opinions about the ending, but

this should answer your question

[fefairys]

gotta wonder sometimes if new people are put off by my rambling lol because i am the bitch that leaves a small novel in discord dms when you are asleep

[mymp3]

im listening to the wilbur chuckle sandwich episode and its literally everything i could have asked for

[colonoscopys]

wip wednesday

hi guys i was tagged by my fantastic mr. fox @eddiediazes (hey bud ily). here is my new wip, which is summing up to be 8k of stupid so far. this is what happens when you take yourself a wee bit too seriously. also this is one of my favorite parts, so if this ever does see the light of day just forget it 

“Okay, hold on,” Eddie stated, and then he crouched down and took Buck into a fireman’s hold. Buck screeched and closed his eyes so he didn’t stare at Eddie’s ass. “Unsafe behavior,” he mumbled, grabbing at Eddie’s thighs. Eddie barely trembled beneath him.  So Eddie crouched down and picked him up, but the problem was that when someone has knocked the fuck out, their head didn’t exactly get with the program.  So Buck’s head was kind of— lolling — with the activity, and Eddie picked him and essentially smacked him into the doorjamb, and well that fucking woke him up real quick.  “Ohmygod Buck,” Eddie stuttered, “was that your face?”   “I’m dead,” Buck mumbled, clutching his aching nose. “You fucking killed me.”   “Buddy I am so fucking sorry,” he said, trying to lean over and look Buck in the face, but the fucker was still holding him, so they were just spinning in circles.   “I’m getting dizzy,” he said, trying to hold onto Eddie with one hand and his nose with the other.  “Okay, I’m going to put you down,” he said, but then he just put Buck down on the hardwood floor and Buck just laid there. “Your nose is bleeding,” Eddie said, staring at him with wide eyes.   “It’s spinal fluid from a brain bleed. I’m going to be pronounced dead in 15 seconds. I don’t have a will. Tell my sister I love her.” “Buck shut the hell up.” He grabbed his nose to stop the bleeding, which hurt, so Buck smacked his hand. “I’m going to sleep here,” he mumbled, his eyes already falling asleep. “Revolutionary.”

and they *big deep breath* were neighbors. 

im tagging @fallingthorns and @sibylsleaves and @mmtions but ofc if you don’t want to then dont

[perenlop]

was talking about this on vc but i feel like while i do really like best wishes, its definitely held back by the fact that its trying to parallel the original series or even just stripping the characters of what made their game counterparts so good

[0celesteisthebest0]

AHH THE PAIN THE PAINNN(I’m being partially dramatic)

[diomedrian]

Something about middle aged people finding love...hm...makes my world go round

[frostbite-the-bat]

Ghh feeling knminda bad bc dpau uses the acid theory (where Spamton falls in on accident and theres a world explonation i. Dpau how its drinkable to some and yadda yadda i overcomplicate things) but ive been seeing posts of ppl jusf denying it and such and i dunno my hyperfixation makes it feel like a personal attack or like "you suck bc a every other person has better ideas than you and you disagree with their hc but your au uses it and now you feel bad afraid of backlash for headcanons and au changes youve made" ive had this for so long and its horrid cjfkkfkff anyways ill be off tumblr for the rest of today i think its not helping