#i love my chaotic goth son

[professionallydeadinside]

Hi thinking more about if various horror/scary media characters all lived in a neighbourhood/town together and what that would be like

Eddie and Waylon own a tailor shop (or dress shop idk google wouldn’t give me a straight answer on what you’d call a place where outfits are made and altercated) and probably live in a nice ass place above the shop itself along with their daughter Marta (im always pushing this agenda you should know this). Going completely with fanon Eddie who’s nicer and like less like misogynistic 40s but like what those women who say “i wish I lived in the forty’s!” think men in the 40s were like. So more he would knock a guys teeth in for catcalling someone and less he’d beat his wife for spilling milk or speaking out of turn. He also totally lets Marta be goth because 1) that’s his baby girl and she can get away with anything and 2) because he’s a tailor and I think he’d really enjoy learning a new style of dress to make for his daughter because if you think he isn’t hand making his shit in his shop and for his family you are dead wrong no one can make a dress like he can. No one knows what actual gender or sex Waylon is and they’re all far too afraid to ask

Billy and Stu are there and one of them is being raised by Adam and Lawrence from Saw and i dont know which and who the other ones parents would be but i also think that’s how it would be in canon where nobody actually knows who Adam and Lawrence are raising because they’ve known since Billy and Stu met that they’re totally gonna get married so they just treat the other like their son anyway

The most normal ones there are Joel and Ellie who live in a cabin in the woods and literally only count because their game is technically horror scary media

The family from Hill House are the weird eccentric family and everyone knows all their drama. Constant talk of the town

One day this fuckin weird priest and his boyfriend (who apparently killed a girl??) moved in and they’re extremely strange but also seem pretty nice so nobody really knows how to feel about Riley and Father Paul

Resident Evil mfs are there too. I do not know enough about Leon and gang to say what they would be but the Bakers are definitely there and Ethan is an eternally tired dad with a chaotic husband and three daughters (Rose, Evie, and Eva) that Eddie and Waylon love to babysit but must fight with Marguerite and Jack to be able to. Ethan is like a son to Marguerite and Jack, and he’s pretty close with Lucas and Zoe. Sewer Gators are there and all the high schoolers make fun of them because cmon. Clancy joins in because he also thinks the show is dumb and should be mocked.

There’s more but im too fuckin stupid to remember any other scary horror media so like here is the beginning have fun with my half baked ideas

MARTA BEING WAYLON AND EDDIE'S DAUGHTER???? HUGE BRAIN I LOVE THAT FOR THEM WAKJHGFDSFGHJ

Also love that you didn't mention Mia with Ethan so it just sounds like he's a single father with three super powered daughters (as he should be)

[musicallad]

Question 5 for any next gen kid you have 💜

Any planned stories/events with the kids in your head?

Yes! I have a story in my head that I may write, I'm not sure as it would be my longest project but I keep thinking about it!

I have the idea of a crazy birthday party with all the studio kids turned parents. But it is with a Diecesceonetta relationship at the center. Both Fran and Vilu are heavily pregnant and the four already have four year old twins (the birthday girls in question). Federico was on tour so could not attend but sent very cool gifts. Luty have a six month old who has the best outfits in the world but is very ill the day of the party so frustrated and tired Ludmi with desperate and exhausted Naty. Luca and his partner Miguel have a seven year old child who is always in a pirate costume. Angie and Pablo have a ten year old who is going through a goth phase (just like her parents back in their youth). Maxi and Andres adopted a little boy who is now six years old and is obsessed with dinosaurs and keeps walking around like a t-rex. Camila and Broduey amicably co-parent after breaking up but their three year old cries every time the three of them separate which is very difficult for Broduey and Cami (and her new girlfriend Emmie). The twins' baby group friends are also at the party. Leon and Diego are very good girl dads and take over the responsibilities of the party while their partners are heavily pregnant, which stresses Vilu and Fran both out but they appreciate the gesture. Diego does magic for the kids and Leon arranges a scavenger hunt, pass the parcel and other party games. Half way through, Vilu's water breaks and Leon and Ludmi rush her off to hospital while Diego and Luca try to look after a very stressed Francesca and keep the party under control. It's chaos. But Vilu gives birth to a lovely healthy baby boy.

More on the families-

Diecesceonetta- The twins are called Solana and Cielo and look exactly like Diego. The baby boy is called Tiago and looks like Violetta.

Luty- Ciara has the attitude of Ludmila but is a carbon copy of Naty.

Luca and Miguel- Called Santi, I did not specify the gender of the child as in my head canon they will come out as trans in their teen years.

Pablangie- Looks like Angie but has Pablo's eyes, called Mira (as a tribute to Maria)

Mandres- Their son is called Vito and he is chaotic, energetic and very sweet.

Cami and Broduey- Their son is called Ochoa and is a very clingy, noisy baby.

[ben-the-hyena]

Given the numbers of characters who helped me build Meryamun and how I am excited over him, his family, friends and enemies and the lore and universe in which he is, I felt like it would be fun and was needed to be precised through a meme and explain. Source : https://www.deviantart.com/neoduelgx/art/My-Character-Inspiration-Meme-831348312

Zorglub : overall vibes, DILF/GDILF, classy with suits and a similar head and body shape, not evil but can act villainous/chaotic, good dad who means well

Iris : similar nose and head shape, same cold and menacing demeanor he can have with some, Ancient Egyptian, can hypnotize

Akeltonton : similar head shape, Ancient Egyptian, father figure who teaches and means well, not bad but can come out as cold and disdainful, has knowledge about magic and older arts

Gomez : goth aesthetic with morbid tastes and humor and shady morals, billionaire in suits who smokes, not really human, good caring dad to his son and daughter, good boss who's basically friends with his butler(s), kind of a DILF, ABSOLUTELY in love and horny for his wife

The Captain of the Dead : goth and undead background and aesthetic, DILF, great protective father figure, good boss who's protective of those who work for him, adores his wife and is heads of the house with her, reformed morally grey bastard who has blood on his hands

Kingdom of the Sun!Yzma : was nearly turned villainous at some point, hates the sun he blames for his curse and dreams to destroy it, adores a dark deity, a tad loves his looks and feels hot, ambitious and wants the empire, relishes on immortality, son of the royal mortician ; listening to Snuff out the Light and daydreaming AMVs/cinematics with him pre-Yumi/in an AU in which he never met her was what had me decide he grew to hate the sun/Ra for "taunting" him now he would burn under it and was the son of the guy who made mummies in the royal palace lol

Tso Lan : similar body and head shape and hair implantation, same wrinkled and high forehead, cold classy and collected, loves the moon, has knowkedge over older dark arts and wants to rule over his lost empire again with his family, the oldest around ; fun fact Tso Lan's Japanese name means vampire and it accidentally fits lol

Marge : great loving supportive spouse and parent and a great cook who really loves to cook and bake especially for his loved ones

Pinstripe Potoroo : same body shape and similar hair, shady (legal tho) business, tries to be classy and hot with suits

Mr Choc : mysterious to the public eye, billionaire who does shady business, classy cold and collected wearing suits and often seen smoking a cigarette holder, blood on his hands the pragmatic way

*EDIT*

OOOOPS I FORGOT 6 CHARACTERS ! YES 16 CHARACTERS INSPIRED ME TO BUILD HIM TO WHAT HE IS NOW IN MY HEAD

The Vampire King (yes I am aware it's someone in a costume) : vampire, and most importantly my voice claim for him just minus the reverberation

Wilhamena : vampire of color, supportive loving parent who can be embarrassing, friendly to his kids' friends, very in love with werewolf spouse

Ratigan : a discrete inspiration that I almost forgot but still was there during the early times ; smokes a cigarette holder, classy with suits, loves and spoils his female cat, tries to hide the murderous beast inside himself to distinguished, does shady business and used to be taunting/toying with his preys and nowadays enemies having a lot of fun terrorizing them, obviously killed and kills

Chancellor Bernard : similar eyebrows skinny cheeks aand higg cheekbones, same muzzle/nose shape and eye shape, wears kohl and black eyeshadow, not the same eye color but still just as vibrant and almost abnormal, used to be an ambitious éminenge grise manipulating the old senile king planning to take his place, relishes about immortality, knows old languages and magic/dark arts

Mr Cat : used to be borderline chaotic evil loving to terrorize and toy with people for fun which actually partially hid loneliness and an unability to socialize since he never had friends before all whilr being bitter and sour about life, LOVES big buff anthros in fact his first way to flirt with Yumi was to anger her so she would transform and they first had a tsundere rivalry him being the horny troll in the relationship, little by little became closer to her and her friends by getting more into teamwork/cohabitation rather than solo and better without becoming good either all of sudden

Cuphead Show!Calamaria : HOW COULD I ALMOST FORGET HER he had the EXACT SAME ANTAGONISTIC VIBES AS HER before meeting Yumi. An anthropophageous monster relishing on his dangerosity and proudly taunting sassily about it who is absolutely unimpressed by mortals coming to his lair to defy him or beg for mercy or these ones he seduced who are still alive and in love with him after he had seduced them with the aim to eat them afterward like he often does with the opposite sex but in the end couldn't but really he don't give a shit about them, but if you do kina amuse him he will give you 10 seconds to run perfectly confident he will get you anyway, morphs to his creepy form just as fluidly either all of sudden or little by little, and is a gourmet who can't say no to good quality food

[vampire-caprisun]

Alright I wanna do a lil backstory and intro to my Tav Inala who I havent even been able to make yet since I'm too poor to get the game, so I apologize for inaccuracies.

Tw for violence

Inala is a drow ranger who grew up on the surface.

Early life:

She was found as a baby left to die outside of the underdark by a group of bandits who she grew up with till they were mercilessly executed in a purge ordered by the city gaurd. Inala only escaped because she was able to hide in the dark and had to sit silently as she watched her familys slaughter.

She lived alone in the woods for about a year after that befriending a murder of crows who would bring her gifts for food scraps.

When she was 14 she was found by an ex assassin turned ranger named Rowan who had lost his wife and daughter. He adopted her and trained her so she could keep herself safe. Together they worked as a mercenary team.

When she was 22 they had a falling out when Inala fell for a client who later betrayed her trust, her violent tendencies came to the surface and she killed her ex and the woman her left her for. When Rowan disapproved of how she handled the situation she left.

She was once again without a family aside from her crows and decided to go into the business of being an assassin like her adopted father. She earned the name the Dread Raven (because according to her people cant tell the damn difference between crows and ravens) and she spent a decade killing people till she met a target she couldn't bring herself to go through with, an elf woman who she was to murder for her family's fortune. Inala ended up in a brief relationship with her until she found that her client took matters into his own hands and had his son do the job instead. After finding her lover dead Inala hacked the son to death with her hatchets and dumped his body in the street. She stopped taking clients after that and disappeared into the woods.

During her period of mourning she went into a spiral/identity crisis and it was during that time she was picked up by the mindflayers.

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Personality: shes a bit of a gremlin, shes lived outdoors her whole life but her sense of humor and wit came from being raised by petty theives. Shes got some big time trauma and will hide in the trees at night where she feels safest.

Has violent outbursts and lashes out

Chaotic neutral slowly becoming chaotic good.

Her weapons are hatchets and a bow

She keeps a feild journal where she draws and takes notes of places shes been.

She smokes a pipe that belonged to her adoptive father

Loves her birds like family the number one rule in camp is dont fuck with Inalas crows.

She secretly loves smut books and cheesy romance novels

Feral, does not wear pants at camp and does not care if theres other people around. its the wilderness not high society

Gale gets her into fancy cheeses

Halsin is her smoke buddy

Karlach is her absolute best friend

She eventually bonds extremely hard with the party and they become her new family helping her learn to be a better person

Above all else she embraces the freedom of living without rules

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Appearance:

She may be a small drow woman but she has an athletic build and good upper body strength due to being an archer and surviving the woods by herself for so long.

Her hair is black and braided on one side so she can shoot better

Shes a gloom stalker so shes a cottagecore goth.

Has freckles.

Astarion was first to notice she dyes her hair for the aesthetic, teases the fuck out of her for it.

[theteapotofdoom]

Horikoshi really said "I’m gonna give these bitches baby Shigaraki, feral Shigaraki, shirtless Shigaraki and suit Shigaraki in the same morherfucking arc because that’s what they deserve" and he was right, truly an intellectual.

[chaotic-kass]

Dabi: Shigaraki is so irritating he needs a good dick up the ass.

Toga:

Kurogiri:

Spinner: Did you mean kick?

Dabi: I said what I said

[blaringloudandproud]

I showed my friend @gaym83 who knows nothing about AEW or wrestling pictures of AEW wrestlers and these are his thoughts

Tony Khan-“Nervous gay office worker”

Kenny Omega-“He looks like a movie director from marvel but also an actor in a marvel movie”

Cody Rhodes-“gay (homophobic)”

Sammy Guevara-“gay (homophobic) 2. Alternatively, masc Adam Lambert”

Penta El Zero M-“Joker if he was unhinged in a way that’s to the right of the way he’s currently unhinged if that makes sense”

Adam Page-“Country himbo in the best way”

Tay Conti-“Lesbian?”

The Young Bucks-“Gay Geminis”

FTR-“Gay geminis 2:electeic boogaloo”

Jungle Boy-“Pansexual recently turned werewolf”

Luchasaurus-“Sea man”

The Acclaimed-“DJs at a rave nightclub”

MJF-“Scottish Henry”

Chuck and Trent-“Gay tiktok couple”

Matt Hardy-“Severely bigoted evangelist pastor in a covid central mega church. Just some really bad vibes here.”

Miro-“Mood,I think”

Orange Cassidy-“Someone you’d see in a Ford truck commercial”

Darby Allin-“Actor at a haunted attraction”

Chris Jericho-“Isn’t that Brent Buckle?”

Jon Moxley-“*sends shocked pikachu meme*•

Eddie Kingston-“Disappointed dad”

Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford-“Gay twins (non Gemini form)”

Sting-“Dracula if he was in KISS”

Proud n Powerful-“Table cat meme”

Frankie Kazarian-“John Barrowman????????”

Christian Cage-“Spider man villain”

Nyla Rose-“Character in a 90’s witchy movie”

Jake Hager-“Real estate agent named Ryan”

Ethan Page and Scorpio Sky-“Sam and Bucky in a different universe”

Brian Cage-“The type of guy that people think is just a brooding asshole but is secretly a big softie that loves small animals”

Powerhouse Hobbs-“Actor in 80s sci fi movie”

Marko Stunt-“Straight guy that went to warped tour with his gay best friend”

Wardlow-“Aquaman”

PAC-“Aquaman turned villain”

Lance Archer-“Biker with some vibes I can’t place”

Michael Nakazawa-“Cool dad”

Shawn Spears-“Reaction photo energy”

The Dark Order-“People i want to be friends with”

Private Party-“90s movie characters”

Christopher Daniels-“Former marvel character”

Dustin Rhodes-“What’s that skeleton n@$i guy from the first captain America? Cause that’s what I think of when I see this guy. I feel kinda bad saying that but like”

Abadon the Monster-“Goth tiktoker”

Kris Statlander-“Poison Ivy as a wrestler”

Rey Fenix-“Trans posion ivy as a wrestler”

Joey Janela-“Another DJ at a rave nightclub”

QT Marshall-“Owner of an Italian-American restaurant”

Varsity Blondes-“gay best friend duo”

Aaron Solow-“Chill college professor, Probably teaches in the humanities department”

Nick Comoroto-“Rob Zombie stunt double”

Riho-“Chill bisexual”

Brandon Cutler-“Marvel villain”

Sereena Deeb-“Cool lesbian that used to be married to a man”

Leva Bates-“Chill youth group leader that aggressively validates your gender and sexuality and gets mad when people are transphobic/homophobic to you”

Matt Sydal-“Super chill lgbtq+ ally”

TH2-“Twenty One Pilots from another universe”

Andrade El Idolo-“Gay capitalist son of some greedy ceo”

Sonny Kiss-“Femme twink”

Jade Cargill-“Instagram influencer”

Britt Baker-“Bisexual icon”

Hikaru Shida-“Bisexual again”

Anthony Ogogo-“Superhero actor”

Layla Hirsch-“Cool lesbian that defends her trans best friend”

Red Velvet-“Cool mom”

Rebel-“She looks like she’d sic her severely homophobic boyfriend or male family member on me”

The Butcher and the Blade-“Gay leather dads”

The Bunny-“Jenna Marbles turned goth”

Bear Country-“Chaotic best friends hanging out”

Chaos Project-“Unhinged gay anarchists”

Big Swole-“She looks like a super fun person to be friends with”

The Gunn Club-“My three braincells”

The Wingmen-“friend group of gay men”

Fuego del sol-“Idk why but I immediately thought of barnacle boy from spongebob”

Paul Wight and Mark Henry-“Need anchors on the same news thing that have a close friendship”

Ref Aubrey-“Either a lesbian or a severely homophobic evangelist” *i tell him shes bi* “Good for her!”

AEW broadcast team-“Podcasters”

Justin Roberts-“Why do so many of these people look like homophobic evangelist pastors?”

Taz-“Former homophobe that turned into a very enthusiastic ally after his daughter came out”

Vicki Guerrero-“Chill lesbian mom on a 2000s Disney show”

Jake “the Snake” Roberts-“He’d call me a slur on the street”

Don Callis-“Now this guy looks like he’d give me a conversion therapy pamphlet”

[cobycobsy2k]

Early Pleasantview Miniseries

Final chapter part 2 of 2: "Mona Lisa".

Don and Cassandra's wedding day.

The Goth Mansion was full of guests, everyone wanted to see Cassandra's wedding, there were even journalists watching outside the mansion.

Mary Sue (finishing her dress): I hope your brother doesn't come along with that Unfortunate... It's not for nothing bad, but that lady always brings chaos! I hope she receives Karma very soon!.

Cassandra (While she was finishing her makeup): I know, Mary... Let's not talk about it, we're ready!.

The two women left the room to go to the wedding.

Meanwhile in the Garden of the Goth Mansion.

Mortimer looked sadly at the guests, including Michael and Dina.

Michael (Approaching Mortimer): Here you are, Mortimer! Everyone is very happy about the wedding!... Are you feeling well, Mortimer?

The man with black and gray hair began to cry.

Mortimer: I miss Bella! Her absence hurts!

Michael (Hugging Mortimer): I miss my sister too... But don't feel bad... She'll be back very soon...

At that moment Cassandra and Mary Sue were walking together towards the wedding altar, where Don was waiting a little nervously for his future wife.

Don (Giving his vows): I swear to love you eternally and protect you in wealth, poverty and illness... Until my last days I will love you!.

Cassandra (Giving her vows with great joy): I swear to love you eternally, protect you, and support you in wealth, poverty and illness... And until my last days, I will love you!.

All the guests applauded and celebrated the wedding, later Mary Sue made a toast to her great friend.

Mary Sue (With great joy): Here's to my great friend Cassandra! More than my friend, she's my sister from another mother! I wish her much success in her marriage!

Cassandra hugged her friend, who was also her maid of honor, with great emotion.

Meanwhile, in Bella and Mortimer's room.

Daniel had brought his Lover Ekaterina, who was already ready to have her first woohoo.

Daniel (Hugging the blonde): And have you thought about what I told you? This will be very special for both of us!

Ekaterina: My father will kill me if he finds out about this, but... I'm ready for this, you're the man of my life!

The two began to kiss in order to have woohoo, Between so many kisses, both were already in their underwear.

Back with Mortimer and Alexander.

Alexander: Father, I really wish Mother would come back soon...

Mortimer: Me too son... By the way, in my room I have a surprise for your graduation!

The two went to Mortimer's room, where they saw Daniel and Ekaterina naked.

Alexander (Crying): Why are you doing this to me Ekaterina!?, Do you not love me anymore!?.

Daniel (Looking at Alexander and Mortimer): Hey... We swear this is not what it seems...

Mortimer (Angry as he took Daniel out of the room): Get out of my room!!, the three of us are going to have a very serious conversation!!.

At that instant Cassandra screamed angrily.

Cassandra: YOU DISGRACE, DON'T GET CLOSE TO MY HUSBAND!!

It turns out that Nina crashed the party and tried to kiss Don Lothario, which made Cassandra and Mary Sue very angry.

The Lothario-Goth wedding has been very interesting and too chaotic. After this party, many things happened, some relationships cooled over time, some neighbors moved... And others disappeared...

But, what happened to the Mona Lisa? Could it be that someone knows what really happened to her?... Only time will tell...

Thank you so much for watching my Early Pleasantview miniseries, a neighborhood created by my friend @gutosimmer​! 💖😊 Some Headcanons to use for this Miniseries:

Dina actually killed Bella and Michael to get a lot of money (But she regretted getting rid of Michael)

Alexander and Cassandra are 10 years apart.

Darren moved to Downtown for a while (To be able to overcome the painful death of his wife and to be able to heal his pain).

[not-so-pleasant-sim]

Dreamer Family - Intro

The Dreamer family is like a calm before the storm household for me. They are chill, relaxed, and easy to play. Their drama is mild compared to the other Sims, hence why I like to see them as a breather type of household. So here we are, the Dreamer family.

Darren is a single father. He has a teenage son named Dirk who is trying to become an overachiever. Darren lost his wife in a house fire prior to the game's story, so he's been slowing moving on. He is in love with his best friend Cassandra and trying to win her with his art. Unfortunately for Darren, Cassandra married Don, so now he is a sad painter man.

The conflict of this family is that they are not doing well financially. They are behind on bills and the only source of income is Darren's paintings. So Darren needs to paint to bring in some money.

Dirk rolled a want to get a job. Despite how talented his dad is, he cannot risk falling much more behind on their bills. So here we have Dirk looking for a job on the computer.

Out of the five options, I have him choose the intelligence career. It suited him in my honest opinion. Hopefully his job will help a bit with the bills.

Dirk also has a want to make out with Lilith, his girlfriend. Lilith is a rebellious goth girl, so her relationship with overachiever Dirk is interesting. 

I really love them together since I feel they bring out the best in each other. I had him invite Lilith over for a quick make out, then he went to work.

I went for a still life painting for Darren. Dirk went to work, so he had no one to do a portrait of. Besides, the portrait painting has you standing there for hours so it can be very frustrating. 

Great job Dirk! That should also help out with the bills. 

Yes, he is currently painting because he is sad that you’re married now. 

Once again there is a fire at the Dreamer house. Luckily, the firefighters came on time and saved Dirk from sharing his mother’s fate.

At last, Darren completed his still life painting. It was not much but it was enough to pay off the bills. Thanks to Dirk’s job, the family has a bit more money to spend. 

And that is the end of the Dreamer round. Not a lot happened in this family, but that was fine for me since it was such a breather round, you know, despite the fire. I tend to like having these types of chill households in between chaotic ones. And yes, our next family will be chaotic. 

Bonus:

Cassandra, the house is on fire. 

[prompromthepompom]

Some Headcanons about Gods and Goddesses we don’t meet in Hades

I’ve been absolutely LOVING Hades, and I got to thinking about gods and goddesses we don’t see and the boons they’d offer or potential enemies or allies that also could be in the game.

Hera: Nyx probably heard that comment Zeus made about her and decided not to get Hera in on this for her own safety. BUT if Hera were offering boons, I imagine that they’d revolve around confusing or bewitching enemies. I could see for example a dash boon that when Zag dashes, a flurry of peacock feathers take his place and they daze enemies for a few seconds allowing him to get to cover. Alternatively a flurry of feathers that shoot out towards enemies as an attack boon.

Iris: When Nyx dialed Iris up on the godly cell phones, her reply was “There are no rainbows in the underworld Nyx, what do you want me to do?” If Iris could somehow reach Zag deep down in the Underworld, PLEASE let her give the railgun a giant rainbow laser beam of death and destruction. Just obliterate your enemies with rainbow laser beam. A cool zigzaggy rainbow that follows you as you dash around? Um yes please!

Hebe: The goddess of youth? She can turn enemies into babies. Congratulations the new looming threat is the responsibility of adulthood. No but seriously, her boons allow you to woobify enemies until they can’t do anything to you anymore.

Apollo: The god of light helps stun enemies. A bright flare to momentarily blind them so you can swoop in and strike or get away. He also provides nice advantages to your long-ranged weapons and attacks.

Hephaestus: He was so mad over you choosing Daedalus things over his that he refused to help and needed additional convincing. What does Hephaestus do? He sups up your weapons. You want a chainsaw sword? He will make your sword into a chain saw sword.

Hestia: The ONLY reason she hasn’t helped you is that someone needs to stay home on Mt. Olympus while everyone else runs around like idiots, there is one braincell in the collective god brain cell trust found- Hestia guards it. BUT when she can help you out, get ready for some fiery attacks. Imagine a boon that if you get an opponent on fire, they can’t put it out.

Eris: Oh man this could go so many ways. Since she’s the goddess of discord, her boons would definitely revolve around turning your enemies against each other – watch out Theseus and Asterius. But for a more chaotic element I feel like she’d be running the double god rooms and she’d either boost the boons you already have or replace them all and since she’s discord you don’t know what you’re going to get. It’s a gamble, do I risk upgrading everything I have and potentially get it all replaced? Either way, she’d definitely have a lot of duo boons with Ares.

Morpheus: Okay so what if Hades didn’t realize Hypnos and Morpheus are twins, and they use this to their advantage to tag team in and out. One of them is always reporting to Hades while the other gets some sleep? Either that or he provides boons that puts enemies to sleep or slows them down.

Also just on the topic of Nyx’ children there’s also Nemesis (wonder what she’s the goddess of), and then Apate (deceit) and Neikea (feuds) BUT there’s also Philotes the goddess of friendship. And I want Thanatos and Hypnos to talk about how all their siblings are cranky goths except for their one weird pastel preppy sister. “For some reason everyone kept asking if I was Persephone’s child when I was little” and Than in the background “That’s because of all the PINK!”

Hecate: let’s get the girl who witnessed the whole kidnapping of Persephone in on this. What if she has a bunch of cutesy stories to give to Zag about his mom. Also, I just want to give Zag that annoying ass spell the witch enemies use and I hate.

Plutus: my man, plz. Show up and make me rich. Pretty plz. Plutus makes it rain money from the sky, you now attack like Meowth and hurl money you can pick up at the end of a fight.

Calypso: Ogygia is one of the rest rooms you can duck into. Calypso is not very happy to help a god at first, but darn Zag is just so polite and nice she eventually warms up to him and explains how she’s trapped on this island and doomed to help whatever heroes show up. She offers gifts like Sisyphus for Zag to collect some health or resources to aid his journey. (Also asks if Zag can tell Odysseus to start paying child support)

Prometheus: also, in one of the rest rooms. Like Eurydice he offers to help improve the boons you have by imparting wisdom onto Zag. He probably also asks after Hestia to make sure she didn’t get into trouble for helping him with the whole giving humans fire thing.

Psyche: Alright we need couples in distress that need to get put back together. In Roman tellings of Psyche’s love with Eros/Cupid, she needs to deliver a package from the Goddess of Love to the Goddess of the Underworld.  I can only imagine Zag stumbling upon her as she’s desperately trying to find her way in/out so she can be reunited with Eros (and stop having his mom be mad at her).

Penelope and Odysseus: speaking of couples that have been separated in the Underworld, what if Odysseus becomes a mentor, and just goes on and on and on about Penelope to Zag. So, Zag just looses his mind and gets so excited when he meets Penelope for the first time because he has ALL these stories about her.

Pan: the BIG BAD. I’m just saying there’s a crazy satyr cult. And Cerberus isn’t a pupper anymore he’s doggo. There are several mentions of a looming threat to the underworld. What if Pan’s about to wake back up and he’d going to go full Sun WuKong on the underworld? I don’t really know why he’d be mad at the underworld per se. But the crazy satyr cult made my brain go there.

Tartarus: alternatively, since the underworld is slowly falling apart, what if it’s because good old Tartarus is waking back up and Zag is going to have to stop him for the sake of his fam?

Some interesting minibosses that could be trying to stop Zag could be Deimos and Phobos, gods of terror and panic, who seem like the kind of guys Hades would employ.

If we run with the whole idea of demigods reconciling with the creatures they slayed. Can we get Perseus meeting Medusa and being like “sorry for the whole chopping your head off thing, I guess.” “Sorry you killed your granddad playing frisbee I GUESS”

Also, can we have father son reunions for Peleus and Achilles and Priam and Hector???

Last thing for now, can you imagine if there was a Minthe cameo?

“Oh hey there attempted homewrecker of my parent’s marriage, how’s it going?”

“Now THIS is a homewrecker Theseus! Please stop calling me one!”

[silverstarsdiner]

Love my cast of character in Silver Springs Security Breach. So beautiful. We have:

Overdressed Goth Girlfriend who never got over her girlfriend dying ages ago and is stuck in a video game with the most annoying protagonist anywhere

The aforementioned casual wear selective mute girlfriend who is also stuck in a game but not really?

Teenage young adult got isekaid except instead of getting sent to another world he just learned that his world was wacky. He also has a living toy that tried to kill him but saved his life(and then failed to save him a second time) and they are now friends. Also glass eye.

Genderfluid lesbian got possessed and killed people and is trying to make up for it by turning from a bunny into a bear. Also, purple.

Gay tsundere killed someone on accident and is trying to make up for it by turning from a bear into a bunny. Also, purple.

2 men know tsundere boy likes them and try to get him to admit it. Also they are both just messes. Emotionally and physically/in their animatronic forms.

Bunny boy tries to make up for getting possessed by making a bunch of stuff. Most of it results in more bad stuff. And his death. And rebirth. Also he has adopted like 7 children and has mentally adopted all of his nieces and nephews. Came to be because I thought there was a new Willy Afton in the Fazbear Frights series. I was wrong but it makes SS easier to give multiple people the task of being as golden bunny killer guy.

Lady gets sucked into a video game where the souls of her siblings are stuck.

Introvert who loved their family but didn't get to tell them until they were dying. Also did not want to work with kids but ended up doing so

Extrovert hates sibling and blames them for something that happened and now tries to keep them away from people for fear they will hurt someone.

Genderfluid who died before they could tell the people they loved that they loved them. Now they meet the same people, but they can't tell them the truth.

3 romantics who want to find out what happened to someone 1 of them liked and fall in love with the person without knowing it because they joins them on their trip

Hates ball pits and rabbits, loves his prostetic arm

Just wants to find out what happened to her family😞

Ghostbuster teenagers

Spider man DJ who tried to help other people but it was too late. Since he died, he couldn't protect his own family and they died 😟 but now they're all spiders so whatever all's well that ends well

6 Buddies and coworkers become buddies and coworkers again after dying because they become animatronics. They find romance. Then two get destroyed. Then bear father's son destroys the others. Sad bear man.

Bear man's son. Chaotic robot kid who returns to find bear man and gets kidnapped by dead children.

Original version of robot child, who died and became Peter pan but doesn't live in Neverland and rules over a bunch of animatronic kids instead of normal ones. Also he glows under black lights which is dope.

Helpy and Handunit return as glamrocks

Bad guy

Dog

Lol I dare you to guess who's who

[purrincess-chat]

Cat’s Not-All-Encompassing Character Ranking

Okay, so I have to admit that I omitted a lot of characters I don't have strong opinions on. Most of them were one-off akumas, so don't get your panties in a twist, your faves are probably still on here (and ranked lower than you think).

As a preface again, these are just my personal opinions. They can't hurt you. You can still like characters more or less than me. And I don't care how you feel about them. This list is for me. And the person that asked for it. So shut up. Go make your own rank list if you’re so butthurt. 

We're going in reverse order this time, starting from the bottom:

84. Gabriel Agreste- I mean, is anyone surprised? I am not private about how I think Gabriel should go to jail. Or fall off a cliff. Or be erased from existence. Rip to those that like him, but I’m different.

83. Thomas Astruc- Honestly, he’s down here on principle. Self-inserts are generally a no-no, and I just laugh every time I see him on screen because he really put himself in this show and said boohoo no one appreciates me XD

82. Bob Roth- I feel like this one should also be obvious. He’s just a dick. Terrible human. I give him 0 stars.

81. Tomoe Tsurugi- We all collectively hate her, right? It’s not just me?

80. Su Han- This mans has small peepee energy. And he bad mouthed Fu, so get FUCKED, my dude.

79. Rolland Dupain- Listen, I get it, he liked Marinette in the end, but I could do without the racism.

78. Nathalie Sancoeur- My opinion of Nathalie took a nosedive after the s2 finale. I just do not care that she is in love with her boss. Don’t care that she’s dying. Just do not have it in me.

77. XY- Justin Bieber ass wannabe.

76. Nora Cesiare- I didn’t care for Nora. I know Thomas loves her, but the overbearing sibling trope is tired.

75. Anarka Couffaine- I underestimated how much I don’t really like her. Like, it’s not full-on hate, but I just do not care for her.

74. Otis Cesaire- Got akumatized because a kid said he could outrun a panther. I’m still not over it, Otis.

73. Andre Bourgeois- No love for the crooked mayor. I hope your wife divorces you. 

72. Alec Cataldi- The real villain of Stormy Weather. Like fr why is he such an asshole?

71. Roger Raincomprix- Is Officer Roger just doing his best? Sometimes. But like sometimes this mans just needs to take a chill pill.

70. M. D'Argencourt- Please get out of the 1600s

69. Ella/Etta- These two are basically the same character, and I am indifferent to both of them.

68. KnightOwl/Barbara- Listen, I would have liked you more if you were less controlling.

67. Majestia- Same as above, but like I guess I like you more

66. Theo- *Mean Girls principal voice* Stay away from underaged girls!

65. Andre the ice cream man- I just want a scoop of chocolate, Andre. Is that too much to ask??

64. Amelie Graham de Vanily- We haven’t seen much of her, but she seems like a snake bitch.

63. M. Kubdel- I mean, if my son wanted to resurrect an ancient mummy and believed in aliens, I’d give the family heirloom to my daughter too.

62. Jalil Kubdel- Lolol, buddy, pal, dude, my guy. Chill.

61. Vincent (Adrien's photographer)- Head empty. Mom’s spaghetti. Idk he’s alright.

60. Manon- I don’t hate Manon. She just gets on my nerves every time she talks.

59. M. Ramier- This mans got akumatized a billion times because he gets emotional about pigeons. I mean, honestly mood.

58. Mme. Mendeleiev- She doesn’t put up with Chloe’s shit, and we respect her for this.

57. Baby August- Someone just give this mans some food. He’s a growing boy.

56. Santa Claus- If I were Santa, I too would list Ladybug as the best kid in the world.

55. Art Teacher- He doesn’t even have a name, but I vibe with him. He seems like he likes to paint scenes of nature with his pet squirrels.

54. Prince Ali- Lil mans just wanted to have a good time. I can respect that.

53. Duusu- Duusu, I get that your Miraculous was broken, but get with the program, girl. You is a hostage.

52. Other Kwamis- Idk, all the ones we haven’t seen as much. I don’t have real opinions on them yet. Just neutral.

51. Sass- He gives me dad vibes.

50. M. Damocles- You go, you funky owl man

49. Jean (Chloe's Butler)- He deserves a raise. What is your name, sir? We may never know.

48. Mireille Caquet- She’s pretty cute. No complaints.

47. Aurore Beaureal- Baby’s first akuma. I love her design. She’s a cutie.

46. Claudie Kante (Max’s mom)- This womans just wanted to go to space and live her dream. We stan a hardworking queen.

45. Hot Dog Dan- I like him more than Andre the ice cream fraud. Sure, my hotdog might turn me purple, but if I ask for chili on it, I bet he’d oblige.

44. Nadja Chamack- I mean, she’s doing her best.

43. Audrey Bourgeois- So, as I said in the episode ranking, I have a love-hate relationship with Audrey. She’s the worst, but that’s why I love her. I love her ironically. Like, yeah she’s atrocious, but I just want to watch her burn the world.

42. Luka Couffaine- Directly in the middle, like he’s always been.

41. Nathaniel Kurtzberg- My opinion of Nath improved after Reverser surprisingly. I ship it.

40. Chris Lahiffe- I like Chris better than Ella/Etta. He’s just a little mans out here living life wanting to grow up. Don’t believe it, Chris. Stay little forever. Being an adult suuuuucks.

39. Fang the Crocodile- The goodest boy.

38. Nooroo- I just want to give him a hug.

37. Mlle. Bustier- She’s doing her best, but I mean, when ya whole class keeps getting turned into supervillains, I’m surprised she’s not an alcoholic.

36. Penny Rolling- I just like her. I think she’s neat.

35. Ondine- Mermaid queen! She’s so sweet, and I love her with Kim. I hope we see more of her in the future.

34. Marc Anciel- Marc is a little cutie bean. Idc if he’s based off one of Thomas’s irl friends. He can stay.

33. Wayzz- He loves Master Fu so much I cry.

32. Felix Graham de Vanily- I know everyone hates canon Felix, but tbh he exudes massive chaotic neutral gremlin energy, and I actually kinda vibe with that. And he pisses with his uncle which is a whole ass mood.

31. Tikki- Tikki is very cute, but bby please work on the preaching. You don’t always know what’s right, babe.

30. Sabrina Raincomprix- Sabrina deserves better. I hope we see good things happen for her.

29. Lila Rossi- Surprised? I actually like Lila. The first fic I ever wrote for this fandom was a Lila redemption. I think she is a good antagonist and foil to Marinette. I absolutely want to see her get dunked on in canon, but that doesn’t mean I hate her.

28. Wayhem- I don’t know why, but Wayhem makes me laugh. I love him XD

27. Uncle Cheng- He’s just a good mans with a birb who wants to make you tasty food. What’s not to like?

26. Trixx- Trixx shot up after GoS. Chaotic bean make Eiffel Tower go bendy

25. Jess- She’s pretty cool. She’s a vibe.

24. Aeon- The cutest bean!!! She saw Adrien and Marinette and said yep. Those two are meant to be together. Jess, we gotta make it happen.

23. Ivan Bruel- Ivan is such a gentle bean. We love him.

22. Mylene Haprele- Smol

21. Fei Wu- I still have not watched the Shanghai special with subs, but I liked her.

20. Gina Dupain- The grandma I aspire to be.

19. Marianne Lenoir- I love her. She is good. She and Fu are so cute. And she seems like she would have kicked le ass back in the day. (and even now)

18. Rose Lavillant- I am so excited for Pigella!! Rose is too cute. We love her. 

17. Gorilla- aka Adrien’s real dad. If the series doesn’t end with Gabriel getting yeeted into the stratosphere and Gorilla adopting Adrien, I don’t want it.

16. Clara Nightingale- She’s in love with Marinette. You can’t change my mind. 16 is also how old I hc her to be, so don’t nobody come for me.

15. Tom Dupain- Most. Supportive. Dad. Soft bean. Just wants to make you fresh bread.

14. Sabine Cheng- Good mom vibes. We love to see her.

13. Juleka Couffaine- Shy goth bean. Just wants to have her picture taken. Definitely a lesbian. We stan.

12. Nino Lahiffe- The goodest boy. He’s just out here doing his best, loving his friends.

11. Chloe Bourgeois- Chloe is another one I have a love-hate relationship with. Her brattiness is funny to me. We had high hopes for her. Honestly, she ranks this high because I like to play with her in fic.

10. Max Kante- He smol and smort. And I adore his friendship with Kim and the fact that he made an AI himself at 14. What a legend.

9. Alya Cesaire- Rip to Alya salters, but I’m different. Outside of Chameleon, Alya is fine. She’s a supportive bff. All yall people that are mad she doesn’t kiss Marinette’s ass all the time need to go out and make real friends. I said what I said.

8. Alix Kubdel- I love Alix. I love how she is always so done with all the lovey-dovey bullshit. She is tiny queen, and Bunnix, while OP af, is still super cool. We love to see her.

7. Kagami Tsurugi- I will fight anyone who shits on Kagami. She has done nothing wrong, you guys are just haters. All she did was exist, and yall said, wow what a toxic bitch?? Disgraceful.

6. Jagged Stone- We are going to ignore the deadbeat dad trope that canon thrust upon him. He is a Marinette stan, and we love that.

5. Kim Le Chien- I really love Kim, you guys. Does that surprise you? Listen, my favorite male character types are sweet beans and himbos. Kim is both of these.

4. Master Fu- If you didn’t pick up on how much I love Fu from the episodes ranking, then idk what to tell you. I want him to be my grandpa. I would trust this mans with my life. He did his best. You paint those pictures, you funky little man. I love you.

3. Plagg- My galaxy trash man. Love him. 10/10 chefs kisses all around.

2. Adrien Agreste- The biggest Marinette stan there is. I just want him to kiss her on the face. And marry her. Idk, I just think that would be neat if he could do that. I just want good things for them.

1. Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Honestly, are you surprised? I have always been and always will be a Marinette stan. If you expected anyone else to be in this spot, then clown suit rentals are off to the left.

[evildisneydorks]

I know this is too early on in the au to ask, but how many fankids are there exactly?

At the time I’m writing this I have 10 fan VKs and a lot of stuff about them that I could rant about for a miles long post but for now here’s a quick view of the first 6 babies.

Note: They exist in an alternate timeline of my AU “Hades’s Mansion of Villains” where most of the original house residents still live there with their children and have become a big and even more chaotic family.

-Dorian (son of Cruella De Vil and Queen Grimhilde):

·         The oldest and self-proclaimed “leader” among the kids living in the mansion.

·         Basically a chip from the old block, a dramatic and flamboyant showman just like his mothers.

·         Blood is fueled by sass and coffee, also part of the reason why he’s sleep deprived  all the time.

·         He may have little to no magic but he can surely poison you and your loved ones.

-Daiyu (daughter of Captain Hook):

·         The “second in command” of the house.

·         Very energetic and easily excitable by everything, like a little squirrel.

·         Well versed with the sword and with a piano but incredibly prone to accidents in her everyday life due to her impulsiveness and lack of a sense of self-preservation.

·         No magic but can still kick some ass of people twice her size.

-Gwendolyn (daughter of Maleficent and Ursula):

·         The guardian of the last braincell and essentially the mom of the group.

·         Prim, sarcastic and elegant young lady until she goes apeshit, usually at other’s stupid actions.

·         Loves all spooky and grim, it’s Halloween all year round for this goth bitch.

·         Has an innate ability with magic and an obsession with getting more and more power and knowledge.

-Nar-Aljahim (son of Hades and Jafar):

·         A literal spawn from hell.

·         Snarky little shit obsessed with power and chaos, and a quite the hot-headed fella as well.

·         Another little goth in the making, sharing Gwen’s love for the spooky-gloomy stuff.

·         A lot of magic potential, but can hardly control it so he’s a constant hazard.

-Selena (daughter of Dr. Facilier and Oogie Boogie):

·         When they say the quietest people are the most dangerous they are referring to Selena.

·         Wednesday Addams vibes, but add just a bit of her dads’s flair and more snarky comments.

·         Has no respect for any privacy or any pockets and will blackmail the living heck outta ya to get what she wants. By far the most scheming one of the bunch and eternally greedy.

·         Not a lot of magic, but compensates it with manipulation and knowledge in technology.

-Ukatili (daughter of Shere Khan and reluctantly raised by Scar):

·         Kitten inside the body of a feral baby

·         Not a lot of talking but a heck of a lot of bitting if she gets mad or scared.

·         Not easy to befriend since she’s afraid of humans, but once you offer her food or a hat she will love you forever,

·         Can either be the least problematic or the most chaotic of these bunch, and there’s no in between. God have mercy on us all.

PS: I don’t think I will be publishing more stuff about them here since I wanna keep things organized, so I’ll either do it all on @ladirectora (main art account for fanart and original work) or just create a new blog for them.

[unlikelywrestlingfan]

AEW Newbie Impressions

Newbie AEW fan here again with my summaries of the roster so far. This is unnecessarily long, so I am putting it under a cut so people don’t have to scroll through the whole post to go past it. Have a nice day, btw!! :D

Adam Page: Anxious Cowboy. Seems like he needs a hug, very over with the crowd. Aka “Hangman” and his chant is “Cowboy Sh*t.” Has an Emotional Support Stable in the Dark Order. 

Andrade Il Idolo: Andrade from WWE is that you? 

Chris Jericho: Oh hey dude! Long time no see. I have nothing against you but please stop making “I slept with your mom jokes.” Also apparently he’s adopted a chaotic child.

Christian Cage: Hey!!!! Dude!!! I didn’t know you had a last name! Great to see you!!! 

Christopher Daniels: *cries in Kaz and Daniels*

Cody Rhodes: Oh hi! Good to see you again, hope you’re well. 

Darby Allin: Feral Goth Child.

The Dark Order: (I’m sorry they are all grouped together right now, the only one I know by name so far is Evil Uno!) Their name suggests like. An edgy evil order, but they seem really nice? Like they’re out here breaking toxic masculinity stereotypes and pushing their friend to go for his dreams? I’m confused! But! They seem cool!

Dustin Rhodes: Honestly, bro, I’ve never seen you outside of your Goldust persona, but I’ve got to say I like non-Goldust Dustin much better already.

Eddie Kingston: A chaotic man, and he’s friends with Mox so that gives him a positive bias in my eyes. Wasn’t sure how to feel about him until I saw a gifset of him punching toxic masculinity in the face by saying “tell people you love them” because his father didn’t until much later in life. You go, man!!

Frankie Kazarian: *cries in Kaz and Daniels*

Jon Moxley: Just as unhinged as ever, regardless of your ringname. I missed you, man!

Jungle Boy: Literally just a very talented, soft spoken, Tarzan guy. Why is this such good content. Why does he seem to have such an aura of goodness? Also I was watching the other day and he closelined his opponent so hard that they did a complete 360 degree spin before they hit the ground. Who is this dude?

Kenny Omega: Apparently Anxious Cowboy’s bitter ex and the current champ. Good at being a heel. 

Luchasaurus: I’m. This. This man is out here larping as a dinosaur. And you know what? Good for him! You do you, weird dino guy. Also apparently adopted Jungle Boy and an Energetic Short Man.

Marko Stunt: I have not seen him wrestle yet but from what I’ve seen on here, he is Energetic Short Man. 

Matt Hardy: I will never be over the concept of “Big Money Matt Hardy” because I have only ever seen him as unhinged crazy man before so seeing him in a suit is hilarious to me. Go Hardy! XD

Miro: Hi Rusev! Hope you’re well.

MJF: Melomaniac Frat Boy. Cuts really fun promos. Has a ScarfTM.

Malakai Black: DUDE. I AM SO SORRY WWE DID YOU DIRTY. Seriously, they made a whole animated multi-video promo series and then just fired him? What? Glad he was able to come to AEW! You’re kinda freaking me out, dude, but that’s your thing so.

Orange Cassidy: “Freshly Squeezed.” I’m. Sir, your name perplexes me. I do not understand. No judgement, just confusion. 

Pac: NEVILLE! HI! I didn’t know you were still wrestling! Good to see you again!

Sammy Guevara: Jericho’s Chaotic Son.

Sting: MY FAVE OF ALL TIME MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WRESTLER SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!!! You’re out here adopting a Feral Goth Child, and I’m here for it.

(The) Bunny: Quiet. Packing brass knuckles and blades. 

Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.: Angry doctor woman. Has definitely broken the Hippocratic Oath. Made the crowd angry with cheeseburgers.

Nyla Rose: Here to yell and kick butt.

Yuka Sakazaki: HEART. EYES. SO. CUTE. SMILES. WHILE. FIGHTING.

[theteapotofdoom]

INCOGNITO BOYFRIENDS ON A DATE AT THE MALL

[chaotic-kass]

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@theteapotofdoom my gurl !!!