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lemonscreams · 11 months
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eebo my meebo deebo like a fleebo 
WA YNE!! I LOVE WAYNE SO MU8CH hes so yeah
i actually dont like how this turned out at all though, i just resorted to testing brushes on him cus idk how to draw shiny clothing im sorry :(
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jellyaibo · 2 months
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*a horrifying green mist forms around me as i remember therewill definitely be a new wave of people saying loser is an asshole*
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odd-critter · 9 months
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every time i stop drawing characters it always comes back to this guy. these guys.
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maplesyrupsainz · 6 months
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙i want what's in front of me | LH44˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: lewis hamilton x (vegan) chef y/n reader (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: slight sexual innuendo & just fluff plus mentions of veganism yey we love our vegan legends y/n & lewis
summary: in which the new mercedes team chef cooks her way into ne driver's heart
a/n: i said i wouldn't write for lewis coz he's too intimidating but my friend mentioned this plot idea & i was sold Sorry it's kind of short but yh just a cute lil idea i threw together :)
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yourusername new job same mee #veganlyf
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yourbff we get it y/n ur vegan
yourusername if u got it u would be too! 🐷
user1 omg the pasta!! recipe?
yourusername it will be in the cookbook dw!
user2 what's her job why is everyone on twitter talking about her
user3 she's the new team chef for mercedes f1 team ig
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lewishamilton recipe?
yourusername lol i will cook it for the team tomorrow 🍲
lewishamilton but im hungry right now
yourusername oh?
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yourbff something is happening here
yourusername yea, cooking
yourbff yup 😊
lewishamilton posted a story
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georgerussell63 is that our team chef
lewishamilton maybe
georgerussell63 nice
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yourusername summer ☀️
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user8 she is so insanely gorgeous
yourbff come home now
yourusername busy
lewishamilton she's busy
yourbff ok sory sir 🙏
lewishamilton wow
user9 he's just like us fr
user10 i have a lot of questions
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yourusername omg george
georgerussell63 sorry it was meant for my close friends
georgerussell63 too late now i suppose
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yourbff we've come so far
yourusername and you thought i was being delusional ! 🥰
lewishamilton
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lewishamilton been a minute
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user14 ladies & gentlemen....her
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yourusername taking pics of me for what
georgerussell63 his wank bank
lewishamilton delete that you cant say that
yourusername hahahahahaha
user15 omg
user16 george ships them harder than us lol
yourbff thts MY best friend btw
lewishamilton yes i know you keep reminding me
yourbff just making sure u know where u stand
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georgerussell63 stealing my girl?
yourusername absolutely i am yes
yourusername she said im a better cook
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yourusername my cookbook will be urs to purchase this winter ❄️!!! 100% vegan, cheap n easy meals to make from ur home, tried & tested by urs truly (and all of the mercedes f1 team!) i hope u enjoy it as much as i enjoyed putting it together🥹🫶
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yourbff SO proud of u!!!
yourusername 🥹🥹🥹
mercedesamgf1 we will be purchasing! 😋
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user20 not even vegan but i want to be able to cook like y/n & pull a sexy man like lewis 😝
lewishamilton so proud cant wait to see what you've created, you're a unique talent ❤️
yourusername thank u so much & for being my guinea pig 🫶
user21 perhaps i love them omg
lewishamilton
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lewishamilton the woman i love
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yourusername 🥹iloveyou
lewishamilton i won the lottery meeting you when i did
user22 my heart
yourbff if only i could go back in time nd tell y/n who she would be dating rn ..
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user23 idk if i should be more jealous of her or him
mercedesamgf1 we feel so honoured to have brought you both together!
THE END ❤️
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n0ct0urn1quet · 2 years
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radiostaticyuri · 1 month
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hi radiostatic nation im once again expressing to the masses that radiostatic isnt one sided alastor THRIVES OFF ATTENTION FROM VOX. The only reason it looks one sided is because Vox is just SO OVERWHELMINGLY OBSESSED WITH ALASTOR. and Alastor is at the very least asexual, possibly aroace, so the way he displays and percieves intimacy is different but not just completely impossible. When every single person in the world out here saying radiostatic is onsided I am sometimes just like hm maybe u dont know the vast spectrum of ways people can be asexual. Also maybe u are destroying Alastor's character integrity in favor of your Vox angst. It's literally impossible that someone like Alastor, BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE EVER doesn't love that Vox is watching him all the time. He sees the cameras and leaves them there, poses for them sometimes, as a taunt but also as an invitation. A promise that he will keep performing so long as Vox keeps watching. This is my vision. If you act like Alastor genuinely doesn't care about Vox in any form... sory u fell for his mask
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khujoor · 1 year
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" don't leave. " - sagau scaramouche
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pairing. sagau scaramouche x reader
tw. sagau / cult-ish
a/n. uhhhhhhhhhh hey guys im sory for leaving u guys </3 anwyays im fasting so maybe more updates if im not asleep 90% of the time..
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he didn't understand why everyone loved you so much.
you appeared in teyvat all of a sudden, and everyone had claimed you as the god. the god of teyvat. to them, you were all knowing. you were precious, something that couldn't be harmed.
he would watch as the archons would baby you, treating you as if you were fine china. he almost despised you. why did you deserve all of this worship?
why not him?
why were you worthy of everything? why couldn't it be him? he wanted it to be him. but why you? what did you ever do that made you so precious?
he could overhear you one day, talking to venti.
"you must not tell anyone else, but i choose to return to my own world. my home," you spoke.
"but y/n, we would miss you too much, please stay. for us," venti said, kneeling.
"you listen to me, do you not, venti?" the anemo archon only nodded in response. "so, should you not respect what i have to say? you should be thankful i even told you this," you harshly spoke to the man who kneeled before you.
"i apologize for my actions," he solemnly spoke, his tone changing almost completely. "i'll have the portal set up as soon as i can."
scaramouche saw venti leave the room, watching you mumble stuff to yourself.
why would you want to leave?
everyone here has been nothing but gentle with you. no one ever harmed you. they worshipped you. so why?
he found you on the night where you were about to head through the portal.
"thank you, venti. i'll forever cherish you," you spoke, cupping the archons face.
venti smiled, but he was sad. why must you leave him? he swore that no one hurt you, no one was even rude. so why?
the two of you started walking in opposite directions. you towards the portal, venti going back to mondstadt.
"farewell, teyvat," you said, stepping a foot into the portal. that is when, something pulled you back to the land of teyvat.
"you're not leaving," a voice said as you had laid on the floor.
"who are you?"
"i'm disappointed you don't know my name. let us go, for i will tell you everything you need to know."
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urmomw4ntsme · 2 months
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hello i may have asked too many but shh
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
21. obsession from childhood?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? (u ar banana to me. silly vibes)
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
72. worst subject?
83. writing or drawing?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
95. favorite app on your phone?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
mevwer too many wuestions i love answernnf
7. earbuds - headphoens hurt my outer ear :(
8. movies - love tv shows but theyre js so long it lowkey feels like an obligation to have to finish them once u start it
16. shrimp.
21. probably wanting to learn to play a musicsl instrumenr or drive (gonna learn one of these this sjmmer heheeh)
40. THIS GIRL LITERALLY BROUGHT VODKA IN AN ALUMINIUM KA BOTTLE, DRANK IT DURING RECESS AND WENT TO CLASS WHILE SHE WAS DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE LIKE WHT DID U EXPECT WUD HAPPEN 😭 (she got suspended)
45. i wud say fantasy bit it cud change too
48. banana is my fav fruit so ur completely right. but additionally for aesthetic puroposes i wil say. strawbeby
60. i havent watched any animes ever but if its a story ur talking about then iwud want it to be about how a hilarious girlboss gets sad drops her crown meets a gorgeous gorgeous girl who picks it up for her and they kiss and fuck
61. YA BORING. do j need to say where from. also theresa bomb at thiswedding UR BUT. IS DA BOMB. also tell the stars i say hello im sorry bye
62. sirius black / james potter / leo valdez / i camt think of anyome else sory
67. its jusg the one phrase 'fuck it we ball' tjrre is nothing else
68. orange juice byt when it tastes like the litera color orange mixed with sugar syrup
72. maths
83. both depending on mood but honestly preferably drawing cus u can draw wtv u want and kt doesnt have tl make sense
86. CUPCAKES 4EVER
89. my best frjends . all of them. and if jt comes to choosing btwn them i wud kill everyone snd then mysef.
95. tumblr / tomb of the mask
97. 4 - my immediate family's (excluding emergency numbers and atuff)
THANK U FOR ASK RSOEI POSIE
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socksandbuttons · 23 days
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Spoiler in case you haven't watched the two recent episodes.
Socks, Earth and Solar were supposed to make plushies that day SOBS. Also, can I just say that Eclipse talking to Earth in a softer way gave me some sort of whiplash. Earth asking "Why do you care so much?" And Eclipse responding with "I'm just asking." Idk about you Eclipse but hmm.
And then, there's Moon who said "I'll do anything to bring my family back."
Him clarifying to Ruin that Solar "He's not another friend to my family. He is another brother to me."
And my personal favorite "You killing Solar is just as bad as you killing Sun or Lunar. Let alone, you touch Earth." Gotta love protective brother Moon.
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GOING THRU IM INBOX A MOMENT HERE CAUSE yeah i keep forgettting to answer things fdkj sory mango
Eclipse very sus always but
PROTECTIVE BRO MOON... gosh this still holds weight with recent episodes too btw. Solar was his brother and HE IS SO... torn over it. Solar I hope you know how much u were family to them all!!!
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juniebugs · 2 months
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I call this: Transcribing a real text conversation for Peter Parker & friends (it is incredibly ooc but pls enjoy based on vibes alone)
also warning: not explicit but some sexual humor in there. my friends and i aren't far above the ages of these losers so i'd consider this all age-appropriate banter. :)))
group chat convo between Peter, Ned, MJ, Shuri, and Harley
Peter: mouth_sounds.mp3
Peter: yummy pushy
Ned: WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY SEND THIS HERE
Peter: you told me to
Ned: I TRULY DID NOT
Peter: proof?
Shuri: WHAT IS GOIN ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS
Peter: more_mouth_sounds.mp3
Peter: gagged
Ned: HE ASKED ME FOR AN ANIMAL TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION OF
Ned: I SAID FISH
Shuri: LMAO this is incredible
Ned: THATS SO AWFUL PETEB
MJ: It goes hard on 2x
Peter: I could do better if you Pau me
Peter: pay
Peter: thats not the only thing thats hard
Shuri: It's like a chipmunk
Ned: horse_impression.mp3
Ned: heres peter neighing for context of how peacefully this began
MJ: thats an excellent horse
Peter: I'm being exposrd
Peter: thank you mj
Peter: I love you
Peter: guys mane an animal ill do an impressuon
Peter: say fish
Peter: guys say fish
Ned: DONT I REPEAT DONT SAY FISH
Peter: i do a mean fish
Shuri: Please do a fish impression Peter
Peter: ohgodthenoises.mp3
Ned: its the fact that you gag at the end of every fish impression
Peter: its a Peter cladding
Peter: cladsic
MJ: *groaning emoji*
Peter: claddic
Peter: softgroan.mp3
Peter: sory
Peter: my impression of mj when hears fish
Ned: NASTY
Ned: DELETE
Peter: no
Ned: REMOVE
Peter: im too proud of it sory
Peter: dory
Peter: finding dory
Peter: fish?
Peter: fish impression?
MJ: >>(my impression of mj..) Why is this so accurate tho
Ned: im going to vomit
Shuri:>>(why is this so accurate...) Can confirm
Peter: mmmmmm
Shuri: BLAH
Ned: >>(Can confirm) GET AWAY FREAJ
Shuri: sorry hate myself for that
Peter: mmmMMMMmMmMmM
Ned: peter do an impression of a camel
MJ: guys shuri is lying she does not make fish noises *angry emoji*
Ned: thank god
Peter: camel_impression.mp3
MJ: >>(peter do an impression...) Camels don't make noises
MJ: they speak telepathicly
Peter: well my impression ssyd othereisr
Ned: >>(camel_impression.mp3) explain this then mj
MJ: My bad guess I was wrong
Peter: camels store fat not wster
Peter: but u get the point
Ned: "i got water in my humps" is a peak quote i think
Shuri: >>(camel_impression.mp3) WHAT THE FUCK
Peter: guys do u think i have s future career in voice acting
Shuri: I haven't spoke with Peter in person for a bit but I don't believe that's his voice.
Ned: LMAO why not
Ned: >>(guys do u think i have...) yes just avoid bubbleguppies
Peter: i've been hiding this part of myself for a while.. *uwufingeremojis*
Peter: I've been embawwsded
Shuri: Peter let that dawg out in him
Peter: omg Dawg?
Ned: are you going to bark again?
Peter: woofingdogimpression.mp3
Peter: dawg imptrssin
Peter: better than barking
Ned: dammit
Ned: why did it go slow and reverbed at the end
Peter: i got horny
Ned: OH MY GOD STOP
MJ: the dog became a dawg
Peter: raw dawgin that dawg in me
Peter: cat.jpeg
Peter: thsts a cat
Harley: this is the most out of pocket conversation I-
Shuri: Harley control peter he's outta control
Harley: fr
Shuri: he's letting the dawg out
Peter: no I am being very normal
Peter: nuh uh
Shuri: Get the dawg back in that boy
Peter: guys have you heard my fish impression?
Peter: its pretty food
Peter: good
Harley: oh god
Ned: STOP PLEASE GOD
Peter: 123 for fish impression
Peter: 123
Peter: 123
Harley: PETER NOOOOOO
Peter: disturbing_fish_impression.mp3
Peter: you guys asked for it
Ned: STOP GAGGING AT THE END
Peter: you like the gagging?
Ned: oh my god
Peter: I'll be sure to keep doing it
Harley: tell me why that sounded like it was on 2x speed when it was in fact on 1x speed
Peter: just for u
Peter: damn if this is me sober imagined if i was dornk rn
Shuri: YIUR SOBER ?
Harley: peter what have you been doing to fishes to make them sound like that? *eyebrow raised emoji*
Peter: I plead the fifth
Peter: more like
Peter: I plead the fish
Harley: JAIL
Peter: pleasethemouthsoundsstop.mp3
Peter: >>(YIUR SOBER?) yea can't you tell
Harley: I ASSUMED YOU WERE DRUNK BAHAHAHA
Peter: that would be absurd I'm acting so normal rn ha
Peter: ha ha
Ned: (hes been up since 4am)
for my own mental well being i am stopping here also because a.) we then reference like pets and stuff idk how to translate to the mcu and also b.) to recall each audio i had to listen to them. again. god help me.
please let me know if theres someone who you think should've been a different character. (in this instance im ned) i am very curious. also is there a name for this group of friends?? lemme know pls and thank you
and if you read all this i am sorry and thank you!!! :)
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druidshollow · 6 months
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Sory i eated ur blog u-u
Went into a sleep deprived haze abt ur ocels for a couple hours but hopefuly im better now :]
Your blorbos are very captivating. There are many horrible little guys in there and also guys that arent that bad actually too. Theyre all doomed by the narrative. As all good RW stories should
thank you!!! ima lways very touched when i see people troll my entire blog lmaooo, and even more touched that people like my idiots
and yeah a lot of these guys suck but i love all of them (not flowers) so much
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august help rat and i are going absolutely feral over running minds au . i didnt even know anything abt fnaf before this but i have been CONVERTED homestly . i need to ficify it so bad . God . oh right thats why im here i was wondering if you have like any writing tips ?? because i have Zero Clue what im doing and you are By Far the best writer out of everyone i know Shoves microphone in your face whats your advice to someone who has like never written ever . actually i have an unrelated actually pretty decent quarter-ish of a fanfic sitting in my notes app but i barely remember how i Did That so it doesn't count i dont remember what wizardry i performed to materialize all those Words
OKAY OKAY OKAY ive figured it alllll out. its honestly not much but it's My process. LETS A GO
august's shitass guide to all things fanfiction and planning (which is near nonexistant!) 🔥
i will be using my current nano project for this because honestly this is the epitamy of writing i have right now and i love talkin about it. sooooo GOOOO
1: Bare Basics
the tagline. the who when what where why. why are u writing this fanfic. for me its the Talking: i want my angel and demon to talk about Feelings, so im gonna make them talk about FEELINGS. this is personal fulfillment. it might take a while to get there, but i want them to TALK. for you, i suppose would be for ford and michael to meet and go on whimscal adventures. basics!
2: How To Get There
so how are we making aziraphale and crowley talk. how are we getting ford and michael afton smushed together in the multiverse. you, of course, have told me how that works. now is it important enought to flesh that out before the rest or just needs to be explained in a quick flashback? your pick, but since my topic is so vague, i definitely need context before it. that, my friend, is up to you. nothing much more to it. if u dont know how to start a fic, just explain how we got to what's intriguing about it (the crossover :))
3: Notes.
now is where the process BEGINS. what happens in the story. i usually start with miscellanous bullet points--everything i want to happen, no matter the order it'll happen, in a little page. here's a picture of one of my pages ib my notebook, with things i want to happen in my titanic fic (handwriting reveal?!??!) (TEA, IF UR READING THIS SOMEHOW, DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES🫵🫵🫵) (SORY FOR HURRIED SCRIBLES, I WAS TRYNA REMEMBER IT ALL)
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there's literally no order. just stuff that need to be there, there. even if its as simple as the au coming to fruition, or even just one conversation, PUT IT THERE. its all the appeal. what you're doing this for. dontforget....
4: Outlines
now, before i tell you how to do this, there really isn't a way. here's a picture of my timeline for the fic mentioned earlier (not the titanic fic) (TEA AND OTHER READERS OF THE SERIES, ALSO DO NOT LOOK TYYYY ❤️❤️)
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see? complicated as fuck. it doesnt have to be that way tho, obviously: each chapter or one shot could be as simple as "michael is fucking ZAPPED, and meets ford" it just has to be something to work with. (i, on the other hand, need extensive help. so. there's the thing above. theres eve more its just online)
there really isn't too much other than that in the planning department. understand why you're doing it, know how to get there, and PLAN. detail it out. idk if this is an adequet explanation actually. if u need more specifics i can try again, but is what i got. do what works for you, work at ur pace, and such like. it doesnt have to be at this level, or even close. have fucking fun, dude. if u need morehelp, pls ask, or even consult blogs that help out specifcally for that stuff. GOOD LUCK!!!!! <3
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myrammmortal · 11 days
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Chapter 14, extremely scray
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn’t there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Richard was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “PaulDarknessAlzheimerBirdfluLandersIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
“Huh?” I asked.
”Paul Troglodyte Edgelord Emoman Landers I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
“Snaketail what art thou doing?” called Voldemort. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
“What’s wrong honey?” asked Richard taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for Frau Schneider, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Richard.
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Flake and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Richard! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away. 
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noctude · 1 year
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freddie . frieddie when did u change midnight odd to midday odd what wsas doctrine for girls (and girls) called before you changed its name (i'm like a toddler with no object permananence i KNow it was called something different but i cannot remember what) ALSO YEEAHHHHHHH EWIZARDS was this tortoise before. or am i misremembering again . I know ive heard it before though im so glad it's back <3 . also did you remove a song I couldve sworn there were originally six and it ended on sleeping on a train but i can't say for sure (again no object permanence. auwuuhasjdh) also im SO excited that after you is back too this is so great
sory for bombarding u . i really love the album i swear i do . it just Keeps Changing so i wanna be up to date with what's going on, it's like when your favourite show comes up with a reboot and it's the most exciting thing but also nobody tells you before the old version disappears forever and u just Wanna Be Aware yknow
WOAH HI HELLO! okay let me answer these
1) midnight odd became midday odd because i wanted to show that there had been a Progression between the two versions of the albums. also it fits the art better
2) the original name of that song was theomania but that felt problematic so i changed it to hindsight. but that didn’t really fit with the frantic religious tone of the song so i changed it to doctrine for girls because. i don’t know. thinking your lover is your god and religion. and then becoming disillusioned as it rots and sours. (for girls)
3) ewizards was tortoise yes!! i rewrote some of the lyrics because when i originally made it i was too much of a coward to commit to the random allusions to magic. and now it’s funnier. wizards who game and are in toxic online relationships
4) i didnt remove anothing no! the gangs all here. just put after you back
i’m sorry no more changes i prommy!!! bandcamp was kinda serving as my trial run before the spotify upload hehxhdhdgdb. also i truly did not think anybody was paying attention LMAO <3 i’m very happy to know that you care and are Enjoying my Things that’s crazy 2 me
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sappymix1 · 3 months
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sappy im half way through your fic i started before work it'd so good like oh god, i just im in love with the way you write. how they think how they move it all feels so real and like, beautiful.
idkk how to explain it but i feel like your narrative makes everything feel like so pretty in the way a spring day with friends and your laughing and so in love with life feels <- im crazy sorry but like this is.it to me, like it's funny and deep and silly and pretty and sad and just
sory ill probably rant again when i finish but like, this is one of my favorite tropes ever and like, its on way to my fave fics list FOR SURE, love u lots
ERAS IM CRYINF this is so nice what the fuck 😭😭 oh i’m so glad you like it!!!! yeah i was trying to balance it out with like george’s silliness you know like he’s wherever the fuck but he’s still thinking about minecraft!!!!! ily forever this is the sweetest thing in the world :(((
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muniimyg · 3 months
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10.5!!! 🥹 as someone who read c2u when the story was at chapter 9 already,,, im sori i was late but i am glad to have given in to reading before its ending bc its so fun to see ur interactions here heehee. Thank you so much for sharing your writing with us 🫶🏼 sml for u and for c2u 🫶🏼 makes me want the yearning (or not), the waiting, and the love they have, which i wish upon us all 💜
waahhh ,,
thank u for ur love <3 it was fun writing them ,, so thankful everyone was so interactive n cute !!!
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