#i love u killer clown movie <3

[andichoseyou]

ENDLESS LIST OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES: (3/?) IT (2017) dir. Andy Muschietti

Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!

[galaxycunt]

@shrimpmajordomo thanks for the tag!!

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

@gayafsatan @gingernut1314 @skarphedinn @gabegade let’s see 🧐

1. American folklore, don’t let me get into tribal stories and cryptids we will be there all day sorry like the real ones tho like animals we think are extinct but ppl swear they saw one and like myths in general

2. Movies, and other media studies related stuff. That was my double major in college bc it was easy to make it into one with the design/advertising degree I had lmao I also was a comp lit minor so I be analyzing things and watching video essays

3. The Manson Murders and The Golden State Killer. My dads favorite book was Helter Skelter so he was like u should read it when I was like 14 and my family is from California so I heard a few stories like I remember my mom saying the rumor for gsk was he targeted yellow houses and she lived in one (tho at the time he was the night stalker bc the other one I think)

Also forensic stuff but i blame the fact two teachers taught us that bc they saw dead bodies at some point (I was gonna keep going on this see what I mean)

4. Pirates. I loved it since I was a kid, I even that that pirateology book and in college took an anthropology course on pirates. Idk something about them I was like whoa!!! Cool!!! Also like cowboys? But I grew up in the west so I mean that’s most people lmao

5. Circuses. I was sooo into the old design at circus circus with the old circus posters and my mom watched hbo carnivale and I used to have night terrors featuring clowns so I was like let’s find out more shall we 🕵️

But maybe that’s just all ties into Americana and the culture of the early days of this country idk!

[bloodcoveredgf]

hi!! I rly like yr idea of watching movies from each decade & I wanna try to do the same thing (although probably not as many lol) do u have any fave 80s horror movies u would rec :)

omg yessss i do !! i would rec dead ringers and the lost boys but i know youve seen those unless i am making that up.. sooo! the thing is fantastic if you like body horror and watching a group of men who cant trust eachother struggle to survive against a shape shifting creature etc etc also kurt russell serving cunt. - re-animator is great if you love gore and mad scientists and corpses and some silliness in your horror alongside some very interesting compelling dynamics :) - near dark is a moody atmospheric vampire flick that is serious and not serious at the same time and focuses a lot on characters and their dynamics but has found family drifter vamps who ride around in stolen cars and camp out in hotels and its something id rec to fans of the lost boys even knowing its not as good... its very fun imo! i enjoy the characters a lot :) - the hitcher is a great cat and mouse game movie with some serious Vibes between the protagonist and antagonist and theyre both super great in it the antagonist is insane and that makes it extra enjoyable and wild! also i adore nash. - fright night is another vampire movie but pretty different imo especially with all its characters and dynamics and is mainly a beloved of mine because of the practical effects theyre very good and i find the movie super enthralling. so 80s :-) the blob is also a very fun movie if you like body horror and a fucked up big pink blob alien creature taking over and devouring a town! - killer klowns from outer space is soooo silly fun too and colorful and insane and has a great score and a must-watch for anyone that enjoys clowns and practical effects it also gets kinda brutal and the clowns are awesome i love it !! - an american werewolf in london is just one of the greatest werewolf movies of all time with some of the best practical effects everrrr and had some very silly comedic aspects while also getting brutal and heartbreaking at times. - night of the comet is a great one about two sisters making it through the apocalypse with cannibal mutants but its also so much more than that and is so interesting to me also very visually stunning with the setting and sky shots and cinematography! - elvira mistress of the dark is just one of the movies of all time its so camp and funny and elvira is Everything absolutely a must watch imo! <3 oohh i have a lot more favorites and im not sure im doing these justice with my very short descriptions but honorable mentions to two of my newly discovered underappreciated favorites terror train and fade to black also you can filter my films to 80s and horror on my letterboxd to see more if you wanna :)

[ghostbeam]

Since Halloween is coming up, what horror movies do you recommend?

SERA!!!! Hi hi hiiii omg pls bear with me I’m gonna recommend a lot cause I love so many and I have divided them into categories<3

Horror that makes me laugh (gives me a good giggle!!! Some of it is still scary but i am laughing also and that’s what’s important!!) here:

Both evil dead films (while amazing and scary in their own way and some of my favs ever ever EVER they are genuinely so funny and such a good time), killer clowns from outer space, happy death day, trick r’ treat, all the scream films, ready or not, tusk (lowkey this is horrific also tho TO ME), the lost boys, child’s play, re-animator (look up trigger warnings for this), bodies bodies bodies

Horror about healing (U have to understand something. I’m insane but these are movies about healing and I will fight abt it) anyways here:

Evil dead 2013 (horrifying and gruesome and so so gory but it is about healing!!!!!! It is to me!!!!), insidious 1&2, It (specifically 2017 because I did have such an insane phase but I’d say the 80s version and 2019 do fit), as above so below (I could write a million essays abt this movie), the conjuring (ONLY the first one. The other try to do the same and while some of it works, none of it is as sincere as this one)

CINEMA:

Psycho, the exorcist, Texas chainsaw massacre, Carrie, suspiria, house, the brood, the shinning, candyman, it follows, mandy, nope, the night house, we’re all going to the world’s fair

Miscellaneous shit that I like!!!:

Evil dead rise, the new scream films (I have a good time with them sue me!!! Also mason gooding hot!!!!), barbarian, malignant (silly, ridiculous, i love it so much), cam, all the saw films, the ritual, mama, sinister, Halloween, hellraiser (I have a newfound love for this after reading the book Clive barker u horny motherfucker), black Christmas, night of the living dead, the strangers

[strawbrygashez]

film recommendations? :))

SURE :D I’ll put a little info about them too just incase anyone thinks they’d be interested in one of them 💃

•Queen of the damned- Vampire movie. HEAVY on the 2000s mallgoth inspiration. Jonathan Davis from Korn has a lot of songs/covers in it. It’s part of the Anne rice stuff (interview with a vampire)

•The crow (the original first one)- Hot goth guy comes back to life to get revenge for his wife (they were both killed)

•Ginger Snaps 1 & 2- Two sisters who are close & love g0re. One becomes too girl bossy for the other to handle when she becomes a werewolf!!!

•My bloody Valentine- abt a killer who kills on Valentine’s Day. It was very hot bc he was very intimidating 😍😍 there’s a scene where he steps on someone and-

•Killer klowns from outerspace- Alien clowns. Very goofy & cheesy. The three main characters need to kiss.

•Black Christmas- Killer who makes weird phone calls. He lives in a attic with a white fluffy cat.

•Children of the corn- Kids in a cult kill people.

•Prom Night (1980)- This one is great because the killer wears a mask that has glitter in it. I don’t wanna spoil it too much but if u like the Halloween movies it’s funny when you find out who the killer is.

•Perfect Blue- anime movie. Ex singer deals with a lot of shit & sees another version of herself. Uh I dunno how to explain it well

•Airheads- 3 losers in a band hold up a radio station place so they can get their song on the air. The main dude is sooooooo hot.

•slumber party massacre- I’ll be real the movie isn’t that good but the killer is so funny. He breaks out into a song at some point & his guitar has a drill on the end of it.

•The lost boys- gay vampire stuff. Main leader of a vampire group is down bad for a guy who likes a vampire girl.

Uhmmmmmm that’s all I can think of at the moment :,) Other stuff I’m thinking of are movies that are probably more well known and not worth listing lol

Edit: Girl interrupted is very good too

[avo-kat]

i was raised by the tv, as my parents both worked and otherwise didnt care to spend time with us, and since i had a tv in my room since i was 6, it left quite an impact for me.

here are some examples:

i saw bits a movie called "threesome" that was about a guy, a gay guy and a girl. the gay guy was in love with the guy and the girl in love with the gay guy and the straight guy with the girl. one scene involved them spooning as the 3 of them. ive been obsessed with this for many, many years. it seemed so perfect.

for a few months i believed vampires were real due to the ads for the movie "interview with a vampire" (called conversation with a vampire)

i learned very early one that the church would cut off balls from boys so they would be able to continue singing in choir. this bothered me for a long time

i also became aware early of the trope of "sexually abusive clown". somehow tv channels showed a lot of drama movies about this in the morning.

Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction is evil evil evil evil evil and scary but i still kept on watching

i thought one of the most popular tv series was about a serial killer, who managed to not be caught week after week. the german name for Murder, She wrote is "murder is her hobby". i thought it was unusual but fun how an old lady was a killer

i saw plenty of softcore porn but since i had sex education very early i knew what it was and simply acknowledged it as smth adults liked and didnt think about it at all

my fav movie was junior where schwarzenegger gets male pregnant.

due to abundance of talk shows i knew "infedility" was a thing but nobody explained why it happened and i never understood (and i still dont to this day)

i learned about death very early and had an existential crisis when i was 7

i also learned that many things were not real: santa, the easter bunny, magic, god, time travel, aliens, talking animals, demons, ghosts and was then surprised to learn when other people did believe in those things

where i lived when i was young there were no black people. yes. im serious. its true. BUT they were on mtv. so the existence of black people was neither surprising or confusing in any way. (madonnas like a prayer did make me confused due to the church things tho)

die ärzte said nazis are assholes which was obv the objective truth

me going out in the world as a teen: .... what do u mean yall hate foreigners and gay and trans people? th-they are on tv....?

[selfshippinglover]

hii!!! do u have a link to your fo list? theone in your bio isn't working for me :00 hope ur day is good btw!

Hello there anon! I'm sorry the link is broken again =-=' I'll try and fix it but for your convenience I'll just copy and paste it XD Sorry about that anon and I hope you're having a good day/evening/night too!

Romantic F/O’s <3 (Current F/O’s I’m focusing on will be Bolded)

Main F/O’s:

Flug (Villainous) ~ A Chemical Reaction of the Heart

Dave (Dayshift at Freddy’s) ~ Put You Back Together

Actor Mark ~ (Who Killed Markiplier) ~ Part in Your Play

All Might/ Toshinori Yagi ~ ( My Hero Academia) ~ All Mighty Crush

Discord Whooves ~ (My Little Pony Fandom) ~ Discorded Hearts

Papyrus ~ (Undertale) ~ Butterflies in my Lungs

Underfell Papyrus ~ (Underfell AU) ~ Sunshine and Edgelord

Xtale Papyrus ~ (Xtale AU) ~ X Marks the Spot

InvertedFate Papyrus ~ (InvertedFate AU) ~ A Twist in our Tale

Outertale Papyrus ~ ( Outertale AU) ~ Stars and Hearts Shine

Horrortale Papyrus ~ ( Horrortale AU) ~ Horror of our Love

Overlay Papyrus ~ (IanTheGreat AU) ~ When the Dust Settles

Swapsomnia Papyrus ~ (Swapsomnia) ~ Hypnotized by You

Lust Papyrus ~ (Lusttale) ~ Bonely Hearts 

Lesser known Papyri AUs ~ Paps Quest

(Gonna Add more as I find em)

More F/O’s UwU

Dr.Cube ~ (KBB/Kaiju Big Battel) ~ Cube Supremacy

Macaque ~ (Lego Monkie Kid) ~ Evil Arm Candy 

Dr. Coomer ~ (HLVRAI) ~ My Good Bitch

Pearl (Steven Universe) ~ Do it for Us

Wilt (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends) ~ I am in Love with You, sorry

Fenneko ~  (Aggretsuko) ~ Text Tone Spark

Regan Ridley ~ (Inside Job) ~Scientifically Best Match

Harry Hart ~ (Kingsman Movies) ~ Secret Smooching Service

Blitzo (Helluva Boss) ~ Through the BS and Flame

David (Camp Camp) ~ Helplessly Rooted in Romance

Tim/Masky (Marble Hornets) ~I Love You, Mask and All

Tyzias (Hiveswap) ~ Tired Heartbeat

Jyushimatsu (Osamatsu-san) ~ Sunshine in my Life

Glados (Portal) ~ Neurotoxin in my Veins

Chase Devineaux (Carmen Sandiego) ~ Chasing after your Heart

Tabi ~ (Friday Night Funkin Mod) ~ Skulls and Songs

Garcello ~ (FNF Mods) ~ You are the Music in Me

Tadano (Aggretsuko) ~ Cool Eyes, Soft Heart

Bender (Futurama) ~ Living on Love and Alcohol 

Rockstar Foxy ~ (Five Nights at Freddy’s) ~ Gray Stained Heart Attack

Ronbo ~ (Smile for me game) ~ Serious Clowning Around

Dr. Habit ~ (Smile for me game) ~ A Toothy Grin 

The Narrator ~ (The Stanley Parable) ~ Narrating Hearts Desire

Entrapta ~ (She-ra and the Princesses of Power) ~ Hack Away at my Heart

Habit ~ (EveryManHybrid) ~ Rabbit full of Bad Habits

Gregory ~ (Gregory Horror Show) ~ Soul Stealer 

Anti ~ (Jacksepticeye Egos) ~ Glitch Bitch

Doug ~ (Graveyard Groove) ~ Digging Our Grave

Aftertale Sans ~(Aftertale AU) ~ Life in Death

Charlie ~ (Hazbin Hotel) ~ Demon Donning a Halo

Newton ~ (Little Big Planet 3) ~ Two Faces One Heart

Yandere Underswap Sans ~ (Underswap AU) ~ Blood Ties

Withered Bonnie ~ ( Five Nights at Freddy’s) ~ True Love Doesn’t Wither

Engineer Mark ~ (ISWM/In Space with Markiplier) ~ Puppy Love

Mack ~(ISWM/In Space with Markiplier) ~ Captain oh Captain

Yancy ~ (A Heist With Markiplier) ~ Prisoner of Love

Damien ~ (Who Killed Markiplier) ~ A Mayors Home

Murderiplier/Murdoc ~ (ISWM/In Space with Markiplier) ~ Feeling Stabby

The Necromancer ~ ( NSP/Ninja Sex Party: The Mystic Crystal) ~ Love Lust and other Dead Things

The Host ~ ( MCU/ Markiplier Cinematic Universe ) ~ Love in theThird Person

 Pokeball Robot ~ (Pokemon Sword and Shield) ~ Caught by your Words

Sadie ~ (Steven Universe) ~ Sadie and the Love Killers

Terezi Pyrope ~ (Homestuck) ~  Love and Justice Prevail 

Tobe ~ (Pucca) ~ Love Ninjas and Noodles

Putata ~ (Sgt. frog) ~ Painting our Lovely World

Urere ~ (Sgt. Frog ) ~ Planning a Heart Attack

Sumomo ~ (Sgt. Frog) ~ Song From the Heart

Kagege ~ (Sgt. frog) ~ Shadow Over Me

Sable ~ (Animal Crossing) ~ Dressing up our Love 

Pinkamena Diane Pie ~ (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) ~ Sweet Treats

Fizzy ~ (My Little Pony Generation 1) ~ Twinkle of my Eye

Sans Smirk ~ (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) ~ Serious Smiles

Cheerilee ~ (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) ~ Love in Bloom

Applejack ~~ (My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) ~ Apple of my Eye

Rod ~ (Animal Crossing) ~ Childhood Love

Snake ~ (Animal Crossing) ~ Ninjas of Love

Hector ~ (Coco) ~ Old Bones Know

Jack Skellington ~ (The Nightmare Before Christmas) ~ Pair O Skellingtons

Emily ~ (Corpse Bride) ~ A Tale of Brides and Bones

William Weatherall Wilkins ~ (Mary Poppins Returns) ~ Dirty Money

Tsunoda ~ (Aggretsuko) ~ Strawberries and Cream

Skintaker ~ (Creepypasta candle Cove) ~ Blood and Bones

Nylocke ~ (Terrain of Magical Expertise/TOME) ~ Dragon and Rabbit

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit ~ (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit) ~ Love and Luck

T-Bones ~ (Cuphead) ~ Bones Express

Silverworth Forkington ~ (Cuphead) ~ A+ Flush

Fhil Flasker ~ (Cuphead OC) ~ Fulfill Me

Pickle Inspector ~ (Problem Sleuth) ~ Love Inspection

Rick Sanchez ~ (but like, an ace one that’s working on himself) ~ (Rick and Morty) ~ 

Multidimensional Lovesickness 

Zero Rick ~ (Rick and Morty) ~ Love is just a Chemical

Cop Rick ~ (Rick and Morty) ~ Love Justice the space between

Hexxus ~ (Ferngully) ~ Toxic Love

Professor Sunshine ~ (OK KO) ~ Weather or Not

Scorpia ~ (She-ra and the Princesses of Power) ~ The Princess and the Scorpion 

Daroach ~ (Kirby Squeak Squad) ~ Silent Protector 

Spinni ~ ( Kirby Squeak Squad) ~ Thick as Thieves 

Doc ~ (Kirby Squeak Squad) ~ Brains and Cutie

Pashmina ~  (Hamtaro) ~ Scarf Tied

Maxwell ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Readers of Romance

Sandy ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Twirling Cheeks

Okini ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Money Lover

Sora ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Sky High Heart Stop

Broski ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Sun and Surf

Jingles ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Traveling Souls

Flora ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Healing Touch

Oshare ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Oh Amour

Aggie Cromwell ~ ( Halloweentown Movies) ~ Old Magical Kind of Love

Nikita, Trixie, and Tabitha ~ (Two Lesbians in a Barrel Game Series) ~ Gay Musketeers 

Benard ~ (The Rescuers) ~ Squeaky Smooch

Dirty Bubble ~ (Spongebob Squarepants) ~ Petty Crimes and Smooches

Rosita ~ (SING Movie) ~ We’re a Love Song

Rolfe Dewolfe ~ (Rockafire Explosion) ~ Young Lovers Duet

Julius Monrey ~ (Alice in the Country of Hearts) ~ Heartmaker

Inui ~ (Aggretsuko) ~ One in a Million

Enderman (Minecraft) ~ Steal ya Girl

Count Bleck ~ (Super Paper Mario) ~ True Pure Hearts

Dr. Stein and Marie ~ Hold me through the Madness

Lewis Pepper ~ (Mystery Skulls) ~ Skull Candy

Giovanni Potage ~ (Epithet Erased) ~ Great at Love

Jokermort ~ (Rainbow Dash Presents: My Little Dashie) ~ Partners in Crime

Vilcus ~ (Vast Error) ~ Your Fool

Dracula Tepes ~ (Castlevania Netflix) ~ Love Bites

Uncle Death ~ (Let it Die game) ~ Deadly Cool Couple

Richard ~ (Unikitty) ~ Brick by Brick

Cotton Candy Cookie ~ (Cookie Run) ~ Love Letter to You

Cocoa Cookie ~ (Cookie Run) ~ Chocolate Coated Love

Dr. Wasabi ~ (Cookie Run) ~ Sugar and Spice

Poison Mushroom Cookie ~ (Cookie Run) ~ Poised and Deadly Treat

Dr. Bones Cookie ~ (Cookie Run) ~ Humerus Healing

Hobo Heart/Gemberling ~ (Creepypasta) ~ Heart in my Hands

Penumbra ~ (Villainous) ~ Holding Shadows Close

Jancy Truce ~ (Drawtectives) ~ Laws on Love

Kedamono ~ (Popee the Performer) ~ No Need for Masks

PAL ~  (Mitchell vs the Machines) ~ Forever PALS

Skeletiano ~ (Shall we Date? Niflheim) ~ Skeleton Romeo

Toymaker ~ (Battington Tapes) ~ Perfect Toys

Felix Kranken ~ (TWF/The Walten Files) ~ Littered in Lillies

Mr. Plant ~ (Mr Plant Tik Tok Series) ~Growing on You

Argos ~ (Mr Plant Tik Tok Series) ~ Eye Love You

Familial F/O’s :,)) 

Classic Sans ~(Undertale) ~ No Bones About It

Kululu ~ (Sgt Frog) ~Froggy Bro

SING ~ (SING Cast) ~ Sing Song Fam

Rockafire Explosion ~ (Rockafire Explosion) ~ One Rockin Family

Scary Godmother Cast~ (Scary Godmother) ~ Scary God family

Platonic F/O’s :33

Burt, Celci, Gunther, Carlos, Wug, Lady, and Bandit ~ (ISWM) ~ The Crewtm

The Puppet/Dee ~ ( Dayshift at Freddy’s) ~ Deelightful

Lefty ~ (Five Nights at Freddy) ~ Still Beating Hearts

Jay Merrick ~ (Marble Hornets) ~ Dumbass Bestie 

Amisia Erdehn ~ (Friendsim) ~ Color the world

Nepta Leijon ~ (Homestuck) ~ Meowrails

Honda-San ~ (Skull Face Bookseller Honda-San) ~ Anxious Bookie

Grillby ~ (Undertale) ~ Bar Flames

Howdy ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Gay Bestie

Dexter ~ (Hamtaro) ~ Glasses Gay

Gori ~ (Aggretsuko) ~ Gal Pal

Tails Doll ~ (Creepypasta) ~ Creepy Doll

Fatz Geronimo ~ (Rockafire Explosion) ~ G Man

Eraser Head/Aizawa Shota ~ (My Hero Academia) ~ Sleepy Heads

Benjamin (The butler) ~ Who Killed Markiplier ~ At Your service

Every Character ~ All Saints Street ~ Wacky Housemates

[citowon]

spring troupe and gender neutral s/o watch horror movies

about time i finally write for this blog... i was hit with the image of masumi watching a horror movie with his s/o, thought how lovely it would be if there was content of that, then realized i have that power now

word count: 1,935

tags: established relationship, non-detailed mentions of horror themes (gore, monsters, etc)

sakuya sakuma

🌸 when the topic of a horror movie date first comes up, he’s a bit scared. he’s only seen a couple, one of which was for mankai play research.

🌸 when it’s actually showing, though, he’s pretty calm! the anticipation was the worst part, and he somehow doesn’t get scared even during the most terrifying movie of the year. he’s great at reminding himself it’s just fictional in the end

🌸 vampires? not scary. aliens? he thinks they’re cute! gore? well, yeah, it’s unnerving at first but it’s all fake, and once he reminds himself of that he’s fine

🌸 he gets scared at the littlest things though. there might be a continuity error where a knife is in its holder on the counter in one shot and then removed the next, and no one in the movie acknowledges it nor is it supposed to mean anything but he can and will psych himself out thinking about just what moved it

🌸 king of predicting plot twists! he might be very good at spotting continuity errors, but he’s even better at picking out little bits of foreshadowing and putting together the mystery

🌸 gets spooked the most by jumpscares. every time he squeaks a bit (on really bad ones he might scream) and every time he always does the same embarrassed sigh afterwards and goes to squeeze your hand to calm himself

🌸 psychological horror is definitely the best pick for sakuya. he thinks a lot about what’ll happen next in the movie and loves to discuss about movies with you regardless of the genre, so with thought-provoking psychological films it fits him like a glove

🌸 and hey, if things ever get too intense he loves b-list horror movies! he thinks the bad acting is endearing and always finds something to compliment even with the trashiest, corniest flick

🌸 if you ever get uncomfortable, he might commentate in the movie and try to poke fun at it- i mean, the killer clown is kind of funny! look how bright and colorful it is compared to the rest of the set! he keeps his voice light and sunny so you have something comforting to concentrate on

masumi usui

🎧 he loves the idea of horror night. cuddling with you, holding you protectively as the suspense rises, stealing kisses to distract you from the monster and erase your fear...

🎧 he’s only seen a few horror movies in his life, less than the fingers he has on one hand, but whatever. it’s a movie. it’s not real. if he got too immersed he could just tell himself it’s fake and be done with it.

🎧 spoiler alert: he didn’t.

🎧 masumi did not, and i repeat, did NOT expect to get so invested??? even if you’re scared, he’s definitely the most terrified

🎧 that’s not to say he’ll show it. he’s doing everything to keep a neutral face, and you’ll probably assume he’s holding to you tighter during the scary parts like he’s protecting you.

🎧 (it’s actually because you’re the one [1] thing grounding him. you’re protecting him, not the other way around! in hindsight, he likes being cared for even when he thought he’d be the one spoiling you, not the other way around. he just wishes it didn’t have to be during such a scary movie, that’s all)

🎧 will take his fear to the grave... unless you ask him directly about it. please hold him and tell him the monsters aren’t real, even though he’s a heavy sleeper he will stay up until 3 am, his mind reminding him how creepy the movie was every time he’s about to drift off

🎧 so does not fuck with ghosts, if he didn’t believe in them before he certainly does now. the poor guy looks up how to ward away spirits and ends up carrying around a salt packet on him for the next two weeks

tsuzuru minagi

📖 tsuzuru’s not exactly a horror fan. he claims it’s brainless and pointless

📖 (admittedly he’s a little scared of them, but he still thinks they’re dependent on shock alone, and have zero rewatch value since the writing is more focused on in-the-moment spooks than actual plot.)

📖 he’ll roll his eyes and tease you a little but eventually he’ll go along with watching a horror movie

📖 to psych himself out of his fear tsuzuru decides to watch them critically and note what plot points to do (or more likely not to do) for future plays

📖 this works out for the beginning but by the middle of the movie he’s enraptured. he can’t tell if it’s actually good or if it’s a car wreck he can’t help but watch

📖 does the corny move where he yawns and wraps an arm around you, and you’d almost buy it from his earlier cynicism but then the killer shows their face and he tenses up like hell and you just know

📖 gets embarrassed every time he’s scared- he even turns pink, and gets even redder if you try to hold his hand or cuddle him closer (even though there’s nothing he’d want more after something that creepy)

📖 by the end he’s got a few new ideas that might go to autumn or winter troupe’s latest plays, and admits okay, fine, maybe horror isn’t so pointless after all

itaru chigasaki

🎮 screw movies, you’re playing horror games instead!

🎮 most of itaru’s horror games are single-player, so one of you takes the controller while the other sits next to the player, but itaru’ll drape his arms around you from behind in a back hug the entire time you play

🎮 he doesn’t really shut up. the entire time, he’s either cracking a joke or trying to freak you out more, if only so he doesn’t get in his head and overthink the creepy atmosphere

🎮 asshole only quiets down when the game gets tense, and then suddenly puts his hands around your shoulders or neck to scare you. regardless if you fall for it or not, he always laughs at himself and just-so-happens to break the tension as a scary cutscene plays

🎮 still commentates when he’s the player, but gasps or jumps even at small atmospheric scares

🎮 itaru definitely overthinks the game. he gets super cautious over tiny details and makes the missions way harder than they should be since he keeps overestimating the enemy line of sight and how noisy the avatar is

🎮 if you happen to be playing a co-op horror it’s a constant “no u” battle over who should do the scariest tasks

🎮 “reader, we need to cleanse the room next. you should do it” “no, you should do it. you have the quartz item remember” “i can give it to you since you have the ghost ward” “the ghost ward doesn’t apply to this quest, besides, you’re better at this ghost attack quick time event than me” “no it does, and you’re more optimized” “i can just give the items to you-“ “no you should do it” “no you” “no you” “no you” “no y-”

🎮 you both lose

citron

🍋 citron loves horror movies! he thinks they’re... comforting?

🍋 turns out he’s only seen movies about cursed dolls and b-horror, which explains a lot- he loves dolls too much to be scared by them and he thinks b-list horror is hilarious- but he’ll still proudly proclaim he’s unflappable and swear to protect you from the bad guys

🍋 when you’re actually watching the movie you can’t tell if he’s faking his reactions or not. he’s very noisy

🍋 he gets scared enough during the gruesome and horrific scenes to hold you close and tight like a teddy bear, and during the worst of it he might muffle a scream by diving into the crook of your neck, obscuring his vision until the scene changes

🍋 and yet, he laughs at the next scene’s unrealism, and manages to poke enough fun at the movie that you giggle and his terror disappears, he loves your laugh way more than he can be afraid of monsters

🍋 can’t do gore for the life of him, but when it comes to the actual plot, he’s rather critical of characters acting dumb. he catches on to nonsensical writing quick, but usually asks you to clarify the plot holes before realizing that he found a loophole in the writing

🍋 whenever you’re scared and not even his goofy reactions and commentary can help, he plants a sweet kiss on your cheek, strokes your hair, and holds you close to his chest until the fear goes away. he’s surprisingly good at protecting you from the movie

🍋 after the movie he’ll say his country has a similar legend to the movie monsters, but he claims the legends are true in zafra, and zafrans have a very specific tradition to prevent the monsters from attacking them

🍋 the movie also gave citron the idea of creepily standing behind you silently until you turn around and get startled, or occasionally chanting in a strange, cultish language and pretending he didn’t say a thing, or making a doll with the same markings as the clown puppet from the movie...

🍋 citron continues to be even scarier than the actual horror movie, but can’t wait until the next horror night! maybe watching it was a bad idea after all...

chikage utsuki

🌙 chikage just doesn’t get the appeal of horror. it’s just a fake movie, why do people get so creeped out by terrible sfx and unrealistic monsters?

🌙 he’s seen scarier things than any werewolf pack, zombie outbreak, or witch coven can throw at him. if you insist on watching a scary movie, fine, he’ll be happy to let you sit on his lap, just don’t expect to creep him out as well, or else you’ll be sorely disappointed.

🌙 he analyzes the movie more than he watches it, but doesn’t speak up even though the fight scenes look pitiful. if this were real life, he’d sweep the whole brood of shambling monstrosities in record time and be back home in time for izumi’s curry

🌙 chikage runs his hands under your shirt whenever the monster’s on screen to scare you. it’s actually really creepy- his fingers are light and quick and always makes you flinch, even if you know it’s just your boyfriend

🌙 he’ll listen to your thoughts about the movie, but doesn’t have strong opinions himself. he thinks the scares are mediocre at best, even without considering his background, but won’t mention how unrealistic it was unless you mention it first.

🌙 psychological horror, however, is a whole different story

🌙 maybe chikage can’t get scared by generic spirit halloween monsters but once you introduce thought-provoking plot, questions and dilemmas, now he’s hooked

🌙 he really likes wondering if the protagonist is actually the good guy and making theories about the origins of the monsters and why they’re so destructive, even if he forgets about them once the movie’s over.

🌙 love love looooves the “the monsters were harmless creatures before humans dished out the first blow” trope. he knows how common it is, but there’s a lot of ways to go about it, especially on a subtextual level, and he just can’t get enough

🌙 the deeper the plot is, expect a longer conversation about the ins and outs of it. they get surprisingly thoughtful and introspective, even if chikage throws in a few bullshit stories related to the movie just to watch you squirm

[blossom-hwa]

Bloom, Bloom, Pow! |2| - CHANGMIN

Again. The pining. I know I was okay with pining in Sunflowers, but BBP is just levels of stupidity that are incomprehensible and you will see what I mean here. Anyway, once more, thanks to @wingkkun​ for dealing with me screaming and helping me come up with plot points I LOVE YOU <3

(Suggested playlist for reading: Bloom Bloom, Just U, and DDD by The Boyz!!)

Pairing: Changmin x gender neutral!reader

Genre: fluff, angst if you squint, university!au

Triggers: cursing, alcohol

Word Count: 7.5k

Dancing with you, Changmin feels flowers blooming in his heart.

Part 1 | Part 2

TBZ Masterlist | Interwoven

~ you

It’s with narrowed eyes and a smile threatening to burst through your faked scowl that you confront Kevin the next day about him shoving you into a circle of random partygoers to dance with Changmin (“Y/N, that wasn’t even a dance, that was a mating dance or cult ritual or some shit – hey – don’t slap me, I’m right!”). He doesn’t even blink an eye when you hit him, just smiles that stupid shit-eating grin that he always wears when he knows he’s succeeded at something.

And God, even though it legitimately blows your entire mind, he actually managed to do something right. He somehow got you and Changmin to speak, no matter how unconventional the method, and as much as it pains you to say it, he did you a favor.

Look, normally a meddling Kevin just makes more messes (literal and metaphorical) and makes another when trying to clean them up afterward. This time, though, you have to give him a little credit for utilizing his singular brain cell to come up with this plan.

Because after several games of drunk mafia, wherein Jaehyun is accused of being the mafia three times despite being the narrator (“I thought Chanhee was smart?” “He only uses his brain for math, nothing else.”) and you and Changmin are paired up as the killers twice in a row, you get Changmin’s number, and he gets yours.

If you spend the entirety of the next day texting a certain doe-eyed boy with dimples deep enough to make you swoon, what of it?

He meets up with you for coffee the next week. Untouched by alcohol, your mind only registers his image in the real-life equivalent of HD when he stops moonwalking in place outside the café to fix you with the sweetest smile. It’s strange, the way just a single quirk of his lips or a slight squint of his eyes sends your heart fluttering to the next dimension, and his voice only makes the vision better. Changmin speaks in soft tones that wash across your skin like starshine, soothing with a slight bite of mischief that complements the sparkle in his eyes.

His soft sweater and large glasses only complete the lovely image you’re painting in your mind. Sitting down across the small table, you think your heart is either going to melt into your bloodstream or burst its way out of your chest.

He introduces himself again, as though you could’ve forgotten his name within the twenty minutes you stopped texting him on the way to the café. It’s impossible to resist saying a teasing “I know” and watching him shyly cover his face with a sweater-covered hand.

Even though it might be evil, you cheekily introduce yourself too, unable to contain a laugh when Changmin groans, putting his head in his hands. But when he lifts his face once more, it’s your turn to grow shy at the sight of his pink cheeks and the embarrassed upturn of his lips.

Once, for biology, you watched a video of a flower blooming overnight. It glowed in the dark as its petals stretched out, slowly, over the course of minutes that felt at once like seconds and eternities. Changmin’s smile is that blooming flower, petals blossoming into the widest grin that smacks of a beauty that sinks far deeper than the skin, that spreads through the blood and brushes the heart and mind with the gentlest, sparkling touch.

It stays with you, that blooming smile, on the bus ride back to campus (Changmin doesn’t come with you – he has to go to work, volunteering at a nearby dance center for kids). The memory presses warmth in your body for the rest of the day, horribly visible in the permanent (lovestruck) twinkle in your eye.

“Had a good date?” Eric asks you later, mischievous smirk on his face. He just laughs at your scowl and dodges your swat, mocking the “It wasn’t a date!” that bursts from your lips.

After all, it wasn’t a date, as much as your heart pounded throughout the entire two hours of conversation. It wasn’t a date, no matter how much you really wanted it to be. It was just two possible friends getting to know each other over a cup of coffee, right?

And even though it stings a little in your heart, you can be content with that. Seeing Changmin’s grin, that wide grin that shows all his teeth and scrunches his eyes into the cutest slits and makes flowers bloom in your heart, is all you could ever ask for.

. . .

~ changmin

Changmin just wants to know when getting punched in the chest repeatedly started feeling so good.

No, he isn’t actually getting punched in the chest every other day. It’s just that it feels that way, every time his phone vibrates with a text from you or he sees your sparkling eyes across the hall coming his way to do the dance you two have become so known for (what happened at the party went viral on the university Snapchat, sadly. Jaehyun denies taking the video, but it might just as well have been Jangjun). Your presence makes his heart thump once, twice, a thousand times in the space of mere seconds, and the force with which the thumps sound make it feel like someone is punching him in the chest over and over, but in a good way.

God, when did he get like this? Younger Changmin would cringe at these feelings, at the million metaphors he can come up with for your smile. But Older Changmin takes the feelings, stores them quietly in his heart, and lets your sparkling warmth illuminate his presence every day.

“You’re shining,” Chanhee remarks at one point after you pass by, leaving Changmin inevitably awestruck. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were pregnant. You’ve got that glow.”

He runs, of course, when Changmin leaps at him with teeth bared. Chanhee’s never really known when to shut his mouth (resulting in his entire friend group clowning him to high heaven), but, well, he’s kind of right, Changmin supposes. His lips have never spread as widely as they do when you’re trying to step all over his toes. He’s not pregnant and he’s pretty sure he isn’t glowing, but you make him feel like he might be. Glowing, that is. Not pregnant.

That’s definitely not it.

“Maybe suggest a date?” Younghoon says one day, face still half scrunched into a cringe from your biweekly dance in the literature building. “I’m so sick of seeing you two literally dance around your fucking feelings.”

“Don’t curse,” Changmin says, evading the question. “It doesn’t suit your puppy persona.”

“Like your obsession with horror movies suits your doe eyes,” Younghoon snorts, tossing his bread wrapper into a nearby trash can. “Don’t avoid the question. Why won’t you ask them out?”

That’s a good question, one that spins around Changmin’s mind every second of the day. It whirls even faster when something reminds him of you, like a pretty flower that might look nice tucked behind your ear, a notebook that’s the same design as the one you use for biology, or the special ringtone he’s set for your text messages so he can respond as fast as possible.

An awful lot of things remind him of you.

But as much as he’d like to form the words in his mouth, let those six simple words burst from his throat – “Will you go out with me?” – they die the moment they reach his lips. He’s analyzed this phenomenon from so many angles, worked through it after every time he’s met your lovely eyes, and there’s only one conclusion he’s come up with.

He, Ji Changmin, lover of horror movies and dolls and clowns and possession, is scared. Scared of asking you out, only to be rejected because you have your eye on someone else. Scared of asking you out, only to be faced with the fact that you don’t love his smiles the same way he loves yours. Scared of asking you out, only to have his heart crushed under your gentle, well-meaning hands.

The thumping in his chest turns painful and bitter when he thinks of this, unpleasantly cold and sharp, nothing like the sparkling warmth you evoke in his heart. It makes his mouth thin into a line, lips tight with the fear of splitting from your smile, never to see it again after your rejection.

“Y/N might not like me back,” is all Changmin says, though, keeping all of the metaphors and analysis hidden deep in the crevices of his brain. “I want to at least keep what we already have.”

Younghoon probably wants to start ranting about Changmin’s idiocy like Kevin always does, yelling about how there’s no way you’re not in love with him as much as he’s head over heels for you. He probably would, but Younghoon’s known Changmin for over a decade and a half so he knows there’s real fear in Changmin’s voice when he speaks of your possible rejection. His eyes soften as he pats Changmin’s head, and though he’ll complain about Younghoon messing up his hair, he’s grateful for his friend’s understanding. He’s grateful that he won’t push it further (at least for now).

So Changmin contents himself with looking forward to your texts, going on coffee dates that aren’t dates, seeing your smiles and hearing your laughs. He resists the urge to push back strands of hair that fall into your eyes, hugs you for only an appropriate amount of time, and does his best not to stare at your lips for too long, imagining what it would feel like to kiss them. Pillowy soft, sweet, gentle –

Hey. No. Changmin shakes his head. None of that pining nonsense. Your smile is everything he’s wanted to see in his life, and he’ll be content with that.

Just knowing you’re well and happy is enough.

. . . . .

~ you

It’s late afternoon, almost evening when Changmin calls. He sounds slightly breathless on the other end – he must have just finished dance practice – as he chirps your name, sending butterflies flitting into your heart. “Wanna get coffee?”

“It’s nearly six, Changmin.” You snort. “You want to get coffee now? You won’t be able to sleep later.”

“But coffee,” he whines. “I want coffee.”

“No coffee,” you decide firmly. “But I’ll buy you dinner. What do you want?”

Changmin squawks. “I can buy my own dinner!”

“You bought the coffee last time,” you argue. “It’s my turn to pay.” You can almost hear him getting ready to argue, even if he hasn’t said anything, so you head him off. “Don’t argue with me, I’ll fight you over this.”

“With what, your mediocre dance skills?” Changmin snarks.

“Excuse me?” you snap in mock indignation, secretly smiling as his laughs fill your ear. “Mediocre?”

“I’ll call you a good dancer when you actually succeed in tripping me,” he says, still giggling. “We can go to the ramen place just off campus?”

So instead of spending the evening at your dorm, working on a paper that’s due in a few days, you spend it in the dimly lit, cheap ramen restaurant across the street from the university entrance, laughing and talking with Changmin all the while trying desperately not to show how deeply your heart beats for him.

It’s so hard, you think, walking out of the restaurant a couple of hours later (after fighting over the bill – you’re pretty sure the waiter was going to have an aneurysm by the time you finally managed to toss your card to him). It’s so hard to pretend Changmin doesn’t mean something more to you, when everything about the doe-eyed boy just makes you feel like melting into the ground.

“You never stop dancing, do you?” you ask idly, watching his feet slide along the rough sidewalk. “How do your shoes hold up? They’ve got to be rubbed smooth by now.”

Changmin shrugs. “I manage,” he says, dimple visible as he twirls under a streetlamp, spinning neatly onto campus. “Dancing’s in my blood, I can’t just stop.”

“I can see that,” you say, amused. “Want some music?”

It doesn’t matter what song comes up on your phone, you’ve come to learn. You used to be a bit self-conscious of your music taste and would try to pick songs you thought he’d enjoy, but Changmin, you know now, will find a beat or a melody that he likes in anything that ends up playing. Sure enough, as soon as the first few bars sound from your phone, Changmin’s already grinning, arms floating, feet sliding in a slightly silly but nonetheless lovely dance.

For a few moments, you two stay where you are, Changmin dancing with the grace of a butterfly under the darkening sky, you watching from the side. His grin is bright, so bright, brighter than the streetlights and the moon beginning to glow behind the clouds. You can’t do anything but watch, rooted in place by his grace and beauty.

It’s a bit like touching stars, seeing Changmin’s smile. It should seem impossible to be within reach of something so bright that it can shine across unfathomable distances to light up the night sky, just as it feels impossible to be in the presence of Changmin’s blooming grin. His eyes crinkle like small beacons of light sparkling across the rippling blanket of night, his mouth curving into the brightest crescent moon.

And as you watch, mesmerized, with that lovely crescent smile comes a twitch of the fingers, a slight glint in the eye that’s all too familiar by now.

It’s more of a smirk than a smile, you muse, as the corners of your lips begin to turn upward as well. It’s endlessly alluring, pulling you into his space as Changmin’s elegant steps evade your awkward feet. Your laughs fill the empty university paths, smiles lighting the sidewalk as music blasts from the phone you’re still clutching in your hand, flooding the air, mixing with your yelps and giggles into one singular melody.

“Still mediocre,” Changmin sings as he steps around you once more, effortlessly avoiding your flailing arms. “When will I ever be able to call you a good dancer?”

Once again, like it often does in Changmin’s presence, your body makes a decision without waiting on input from your brain. All you know is that your mouth is suddenly yelling, “Today!” and then you leap.

His eyes widen in surprise, but even his graceful legs aren’t enough to keep him upright this time. You crash into his chest with an audible thump. For a split second, you feel yourself suspended in air as your feet leave the ground, and then the two of you topple over onto the soft grass lining the edges of the path.

Silence. Dead silence.

Then breathless, uncontrollable laughter erupts from Changmin’s lips.

It feels like seconds and it feels like hours that you spend there, embarrassed giggles turning to snorts as you realize how stupid this whole situation is. Changmin’s chest is warm beneath your body, heaving with laughs that burst from his throat and mix with the music still blaring from your hand. You can only follow his example, wheezing breaths from the pit of your stomach.

“Am I a good dancer?” you finally gasp, the last strains of the song fading in the air. “Am I, Changmin?”

His eyes stare into yours, crinkled with joy, twinkling under the rising moon. “Yes,” he says, lips stretched wide. “You are.”

The last vestiges of laughter have died by now. Slowly, silence takes over the moment as you stare into Changmin’s soft eyes, losing yourself in his gaze.

And only then do you realize the position you’ve put yourself in.

He’s right under you, chest pressed flush against yours. You swear you can hear his heartbeat – he has to be able to hear or at least feel yours, it’s hammering at a pace that’s definitely unhealthy – and oh God, your faces are barely inches apart.

You should move. This is a horrible, awkward position, and it must be even worse for Changmin, who’s being buried underneath you. But you can’t shift. You can’t. Something’s rooting you in place.

Changmin doesn’t move either, despite how uncomfortable he must be. If anything, he looks peaceful as he gazes into your eyes, his smile growing smaller but infinitely gentler, lips slightly parted and –

Oh.

His lips.

Your throat goes dry as you realize just how close you are to kissing him.

It isn’t just you, you swear. Changmin’s eyes move, too, shifting slightly from staring into yours to gaze upon your own lips.

Your heart races.

For a second, one blissful, agonizing second, you think you’re going to close the inch gap and press your lips to his, or maybe he’ll brave the chasm and press his lips to yours. For one single warm second, you really think that Changmin might return your feelings, that he might even feel as deeply for you as you feel about him.

Then the next song starts playing on your phone, and with that song, something snaps. The moment breaks. You become painfully aware of the cool night air brushing against your arms and making you shiver. The blissful moment disappears as Changmin moves, presumably to roll out from under you, and you quickly shift yourself off of his chest, freeing him. With fingers still trembling with adrenaline, you turn off your music.

He stands up quickly, brushing off his pants, smiling like nothing happened. Under the glare of the streetlamp, you can’t tell if you’re just imagining the pink dusting his cheeks, the red tinting his ears. “You’re a good dancer,” is all he says. His words betray nothing about his thoughts on what just happened.

Hot, shameful embarrassment rushes through your blood as you take his proffered hand, pulling you up. “I’m glad you think so,” you say, trying to sound as light and teasing as you always do while inwardly beating yourself over getting your hopes up.

How could you ever think a boy as lovely as Changmin would love you, after all? How could such perfection ever fall for you, someone with barely a hint of Changmin’s grace and fire? How could you be so foolish as to even think that way?

Changmin drops you off at the front of your dorm like he always does, smiles like he always does, hugs you like he always does. He’s as close as he always is, never more than a few feet away, yet even wrapped in his embrace, you feel further apart from him than ever.

You watch him walk away from just outside your dorm, waiting for the last possible moment to slip inside. Something’s different about him, something strange. Lost in your own disappointment and embarrassment, though, you can’t put your finger on it.

It isn’t until hours later that you realize he wasn’t dancing as he disappeared into the night.

. . .

~ younghoon

When Changmin walks into the room and immediately collapses on the wooden floorboards, the door swinging shut behind him with a bang, Younghoon knows something is wrong even before his friend’s head thumps against the ground with a loud noise that probably won’t mean good things for his few remaining brain cells. Judging by Changmin’s prone position, though, he doesn’t seem to care. And anyway, his brain cells have been malfunctioning ever since he met you. Younghoon doesn’t think losing a few of them will be too big of an issue.

Younghoon shuts the lid of his laptop with a brief sigh, resigning himself to a night of consoling an angsty Changmin and not catching up on all of the episodes of the dramas he’s missed. “So what happened with Y/N?” he asks, making sure to infuse his voice with as much exasperation as it can hold.

“How do you know it was with Y/N?” Changmin asks, voice muffled against the floor.

Younghoon snorts. Even after all this time, Changmin is still as dumb as ever. “Any time you get like this, it’s because of Y/N,” he says. “So tell me what happened.”

“I hate that you’re right,” Changmin mumbles, picking his head up off the ground just enough to look at Younghoon. He opens his mouth to talk, then shuts it. His lips press together and he raises his head further, grinding the heels of his palms into his eyes with a groan.

“I’m waiting,” Younghoon sings, barely able to disguise his eager impatience.

Changmin scowls, which sends chills down Younghoon’s back, but he thankfully starts talking. “We went to dinner,” he begins, “at that ramen place. You know, the one right across campus?”

“Is this important?” Younghoon interrupts, then puts his hands up when Changmin gives him a death glare. Better not to anger the squirrel further. “Uh, never mind. Continue.”

“Okay, well, we went to dinner. And Y/N paid by throwing their card at the waiter.” Changmin’s lips jut out. “Then we left and were walking back and… I was dancing? Y/N was playing music? And, uh, we were kind of dancing together at some point when we got on campus and like, before, I told them I’d only say they were a good dancer if they could trip me up so Y/N actually just leapt at me and then we fell over and they were on top of me and, uh, we started laughing until…”

Oh, God. This is just a K-drama in real life. Younghoon leans forward, bunching blankets into his hand with a vice grip, waiting for the climax that he knows is going to come. “Until?” he prompts when Changmin stays silent.

Changmin takes a deep breath. “Until we realized what position we were in,” he squeaks. His head thumps back to the floor.

Younghoon shifts on the bed, now clutching his pillow as he tries desperately not to scream. “Tell me you kissed,” he says, voice strangled. “Tell me you fucking kissed. You better have.”

He better have, or Younghoon is going to pull a Changmin and start biting things.

Changmin rolls over and stares at the ceiling for a solid second in silence. For that one blissful moment, Younghoon really thinks that a stupid smile is going to break across his dumb best friend’s face, that he’s going to start waxing poetic about how your lips felt against his, soft and pillowy and so much better than he imagined (because there’s no way Changmin hasn’t imagined kissing you with how deep he’s fallen, absolutely no fucking way).

Then Changmin screams.

Years of growing up together have taught Younghoon which Changmin screams mean excitement or sadness or every emotion in between. This scream is nothing good. There is no happiness in Changmin’s raw vocal cords, no hidden joy in his tightly shut eyes, only pure angst and disappointment and frustration palpable in the screech that’s echoing between the dorm walls.

Younghoon heaves the pillow in his hand and throws it at his best friend. He picks up a nearby stuffed animal and throws it too. Then he throws another. And another. And another.

Changmin just takes it, soft things bouncing off his body into random corners of the room. His eyes are still squinched shut as though seeing nothing will erase the angst undoubtedly coursing through his blood. But Younghoon knows better.

“You fucking idiot,” he snaps when he’s run out of things to throw (hell, he even went so far as to throw Changmin’s Annabelle doll too). “You, Ji Changmin, are a fucking idiot.”

A muffled “I know” sounds under the pillow, which Changmin has taken and put on top of his face. He says something else that Younghoon can’t hear.

“Take that pillow off your face,” he says, feeling more like a long-suffering parent than a best friend (is this how his mom felt every time he did something stupid? If so, he’s now gained a whole new level of appreciation for her). “I can’t hear you.”

“I wanted to kiss them!” Changmin wails, sitting up. The pillow drops off his face, landing on the ground with a sad flop that Younghoon thinks very much represents Changmin’s current state of being. “I wanted to, but then their phone started playing the next song and it just broke the moment and I actually started thinking, what if Y/N doesn’t like me, what if I’m reading everything wrong, what if –”

“Ji Changmin.” Younghoon cuts in before Changmin goes completely off his head. “You are undoubtedly the dumbest human being I have ever had the displeasure of knowing for over a decade.”

“I –”

“I thought I was the dumb one in this friendship,” Younghoon continues, refusing to let Changmin even get a word in. “I thought I was the stupid one – I get worse grades than you, I have made questionable choices, the only things that run through my mind are anime and bread, but you – I have no words for you.” It’s Younghoon’s turn to flop facedown, though on his bed and not the floor. “You idiot.”

Silence. Then – “What if Y/N doesn’t like me, though?”

Younghoon very nearly groans as he picks his head out of his blankets, but the quivering note in Changmin’s voice keeps him from voicing as much of his frustration as he would like. “Ji Changmin,” he says carefully. “I’m dumb, unobservant, and I know I didn’t realize I liked my own partner before we had that confrontation, but even I’m smart enough to tell how head over heels Y/N is for you.”

More silence. Then Changmin speaks again. “I moved first,” he confesses softly. “I kind of twitched and I think Y/N took that as me not liking it, and then I just made things worse by pretending nothing happened.”

“You need to clear that up,” Younghoon says. “Talk. Admit that you really have feelings. Suggest a date. I don’t know what exactly you need to do, but I do know that if you let this go because you’re scared of rejection, you’re going to regret it for a long, long time.”

There’s still a pout on Changmin’s lips, his eyes wide and soft and sad, but there’s a slight steel to his gaze now, a sliver of determination glinting on his face as he nods the slightest bit. “Okay,” he mumbles. “Okay.”

Younghoon breathes a sigh of relief. “Please get this done within the next week,” he says, opening his laptop again. “I can’t stand the two of you pining any longer than that. And also, you’re picking up all the stuffed animals on the ground. I don’t care if I threw them, you caused me to throw them and you can’t deny that you deserved it.”

Changmin grumbles but he does as he’s told, tossing the soft things littering the ground back onto their respective beds. Younghoon just sighs, turning his attention back to his abandoned drama. If his best friend doesn’t get his shit together, he’s going to have to take matters into his own hands. In fact, some preventative measures might be needed. And he knows who’s ready to provide.

He opens the schemers group chat.

. . .

~ eric

Eric has done his absolute best to avoid acting like Kevin his whole life – look, he might be a nice person, but he’s a complete and utter mess – but when he reads Younghoon’s account of what apparently happened between you and Changmin earlier tonight, he feels the sudden urge to start screeching as loudly as Kevin does when things fail.

He looks at the texts one more time. Maybe he read something wrong. Maybe the ‘he didn’t kiss y/n’ actually says ‘he kissed y/n’ instead. Maybe his brain is just malfunctioning at a scale it has never attained before (which is insane, considering the heights of stupidity he’s already reached in his less than twenty years of life).

bread boy: so I ask him if he kissed y/n bc why wouldn’t he. why the fuck wouldn’t he

bread boy: and he just screams

bread boy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

bread boy: H E D I D N T K I S S Y / N

There’s more after that, stuff that Eric doesn’t want to read a second time for fear of losing more brain cells than he can afford. Anyway, the little read by one message at the bottom of the screen has just turned to read by two, and Eric has a sinking feeling he knows what’s coming next. He counts one, two, three seconds of silence.

Then an ear-splitting scream sounds from the floor beneath him.

Yep. That’s Kevin, expressing all the emotions Eric can’t because Sunwoo is passed out on his bed not three feet away.

In lieu of a scream, a pained groan bursts from Eric’s throat and muffles itself into the pillow he’s pressed against his face. He’s always done his best to be understanding of people who can’t as readily admit they’re in love as he can – he knows he’s somewhat of a special case, really – but this level of dancing (literally) around each other is reaching levels of idiocy that even he can’t process.

moon boy: my ra just yelled at me and threatened to write me up

moon boy: but in my defense

moon boy: I cannot handle this

skater boy: neither can i

skater boy: I’m going to talk to y/n

This last text is the reason why the next day, at precisely one in the afternoon, Eric is waiting on the quad just outside the literature building, sitting on soft green grass that looks a little too bright for his current frustrated brain to be happy about.

After a few minutes of waiting, you show up, looking very tired, slightly unhinged, and in general like you spent the whole night thinking about a certain doe-eyed dancer. Eric raises an eyebrow at your disheveled appearance when you flop down on the grass. “Thought too hard about Changmin last night?”

Your head whips around so fast Eric’s surprised your neck didn’t snap. “How did you know?”

“It’s so obvious,” Eric replies. “You only get this worked up when Changmin does or doesn’t do something. So what happened this time?”

You narrow your eyes. “You already know,” you state. Not a question. A statement.

Embarrassment floods Eric’s face, but he just raises his arms and shrugs. “Guilty,” he says, mind racing for a way not to tell you about the schemer group chat. “Changmin spilled everything to Younghoon and he texted me to rant. So.” He leans forward, fixing you with a stare that won’t allow you to question his story. “That was a moment worthy of an entire fucking K-drama. So why didn’t you kiss?”

With a groan, you lie flat down on the quad. “Wouldn’t K-dramas drag it on, just for the sake of angst and extra views?” you mumble.

“Y/N.”

You groan. “I just… I wanted to,” you defend. “But my fucking phone was a cockblocker and it started playing a new song that ruined the god damn moment and, well…”

“Well?” Eric prompts.

Your eyes turn from staring up at the sky to looking at him. Something that reeks suspiciously of fear dances in your gaze. “I don’t know. For a moment, when we were just looking at each other, I really thought he might like me the same way. But, just… how could anyone like me that much? Especially him?”

For a second, Eric debates whether or not to say the words sitting on the tip of his tongue. They’ll reveal a part of himself that he doesn’t necessarily want you to know about. What he wants to say could sour your relationship, maybe even ruin it completely.

But his mind chooses this moment to throw caution to the wind, and the words slip out of Eric’s mouth before he can stop them.

“I liked you.”

Eric can pinpoint the exact moment his three-word sentence registers in your brain. Your eyes display a myriad of emotions – blank, then confused, then surprised, then something that looks like sadness and disappointment and terror rolled into one messy ball. You sit up. “Run that by me one more time,” you say slowly. “Tell me I heard you wrong.”

“I didn’t lie,” Eric says, trying to soothe the tiny pinprick of hurt in his heart. It’s much less painful than he expected, which is nice, but it’s still there. “I liked you the moment I helped you up after I hit you with my skateboard, but it was so easy to tell you were in love with Changmin that I wasn’t going to say anything about it.”

You put your face in your hands. “Eric,” you say, voice muffled behind your fingers, “just… why? How? We didn’t even know each other back then.”

Eric sighs. “I’ve always fallen in love too easily and with the smallest things,” he says. Years of working through this phenomenon have produced a coherent explanation that rolls off his tongue with ease. “Small stuff. A smile, or, like, a laugh. One time, I fell in love with this guy because of the way he tapped his pencil against his lips when he was thinking. I don’t know, you might just call it a crush, but… I don’t think crushes are supposed to be as deep as they feel for me.” He shrugs. “I fell in love with you because of your voice.”

Your eyes peek out just between your fingers. “My voice?”

“Yeah.” He plucks at the grass around him, nervously trying to give his hands something to do. “It’s… your voice is really soothing. Gentle. When you talked to me for the first time, it felt like… it felt like I could drown in it.” The words make him want to cringe, but they’re real. They’re truly how he felt, how he still feels, a little bit. “Really. I swear I’m not lying.”

This time, you fully put your hands down when you speak. “Are you… are you still in love with me?” you ask in measured tones, though he can still hear the slight shake in your words.

Eric debates whether or not to lie, then settles on the truth. You’d probably see through him, anyway. “A little,” he answers honestly. “But this isn’t about me. I fall in and out of love easily, that’s just part of who I am. You’re in love with Changmin, and this is about you and him. You just asked how anyone could fall in love with you, and I just wanted to tell you that it’s entirely possible for someone to fall in love with someone as amazing as you are. If I felt this way about your voice, imagine how Changmin must feel about your everything.”

Now you’re back to hiding your face in your hands, though it looks a bit like you’re holding back tears this time around. Eric waits in silence for you to gather yourself.

“Why are you helping me, if you liked me like… like that?” you finally ask, looking up once more. “Doesn’t it hurt?”

Eric shrugs. “You’re worthy of love,” he says. “I knew I was going to get over this… crush sort of love at some point. You, on the other hand, are definitely going to regret letting Changmin go, if you do. You’re so obvious.” He snorts. “But yeah. You’re worthy of love. And I think Changmin can give you that sort of love that you deserve.”

Soft steel enters your eyes as your spine straightens slightly, exhibiting a determination that wasn’t there before. “Eric,” you say carefully, “anyone who ends up falling in love with you will be the lucky one. Not the other way around.”

It’s Eric’s turn to get shy. “Thanks, Y/N,” he mumbles, uselessly trying to swallow his smile and hide the pink rising in his cheeks.

The hug that you give him afterward feels sweet, soft, gentle in the grip of your arms around his shoulders. “Thank you, Eric,” you say when you pull away. “Remember what I said, yeah? You’ll find someone who falls as deeply for you as you do for them.”

“Only if you remember what I said,” Eric bargains, smiling. “Talk to Changmin.”

A tiny sigh leaves your lips, but you nod. “I will.” Your smile turns slightly scared, but the soft steel is still in your eyes, brightening your gaze. “See you later?”

Eric prays that the light in your eyes never fades. “See you,” he says softly.

You turn, just about to stand and walk away. Eric’s about to walk off himself when you spin back around. “Hey, Eric. For the record, you’re a great friend.” The smile on your lips is genuine, lovely, brilliant in the afternoon sunlight. “I’m glad to know you.”

Something blooms in Eric’s chest, erasing the pinprick of pain that came with your initial rejection. With those words, his heart grows warm, full, happy.

There’s no hurt left.

Eric smiles back, this time with full sincerity. “I’m glad to know you too.”

. . . . .

~ changmin

Changmin can’t believe that he isn’t even dating you, but he’s already gotten the heart-stopping text that consists of four deceptively simple and terrifying words: we need to talk.

He knows what you’re referring to. After all, the mere thought of your lips so close to his, breath puffing slightly against his skin and eyes sparkling under the starlight, brings butterflies to his stomach and makes his brain turn to mush.So he agrees, mostly because Younghoon knocked some sense into him, but also because he needs some closure or he thinks he’s going to explode.

A quick ok! when are you free? (hopefully) doesn’t hint at any of the fear squeezing his heart into the next dimension, and as a result, he’s standing on the empty green quad just outside the literature building, feet tapping uncontrollably against the ground. A few students glance at him as they pass by, but he can’t register their stares. There’s only one person on his mind.

You appear just a few minutes after he’s arrived. Somehow, his heart speeds up even more when you lock eyes with him – it feels like it’s going to beat out of his chest. “Hi,” he says, barely able to keep the squeak out of his voice.

“Hi,” you reply, carefully coming to a stop just in front of him. “I, uh…”

Silence falls as the two of you look anywhere but at each other. Changmin can already feel the heat creeping up his cheeks. “Um,” he says, trying to breach the insurmountable gap building between you two, “I…”

A voice that sounds a little too much like Younghoon’s screams in his head just confess! as you look up hesitantly. “I didn’t want to move,” he begins lamely. “Last time. When, um, you know.”

The slightest dip of your head indicates comprehension. Nothing else in your face changes, save for a slight sparkle beginning to grow in your eye that gives Changmin a little bit of hope. “I got startled by the music from your phone,” he continues, voice still small but growing in strength. “And, um. It made me start thinking again. Because I like you, I like you so much, but, well, I just didn’t think you could ever like me that way. So I moved.”

Your gaze has dipped down once more, focused intently on your hands tightly clasped together. Then, just as Changmin’s beginning to fear the worst, you snap your head up. Your eyes glimmer with something that feels dangerously like the hope beginning to bubble in Changmin’s heart. “You like me?” you ask, gentle tones strained, desperate for something it seems you can barely even dream of.

Changmin swallows. “So much that it hurts,” he admits, voice softer than ever.

One terrifying second passes in silence after his admission, then a smile breaks across your face that’s so blinding, so bright it could rival the golden afternoon sunlight streaming from the sky. “Come here, Changmin,” you say. Your fingers twitch in a gesture he’s shown you so many times, and, like a magnet, he steps forward, following your words as though there’s nothing he’d rather do in his life.

And like a wave, like water crashing against the rocks at the bottom of a cliff, you surge forward, gripping the front of his shirt and pressing your lips to his with a gentle strength that physically knocks the breath out of Changmin’s chest.

Kissing you is everything he imagined and more, Changmin thinks once his brain catches up to the present. Your lips are still locked with his, eyes open just enough to gaze up at him through your eyelashes. Changmin can feel his own eyes beginning to flutter shut with heady bliss, but he forces them to stay just slightly open, just enough that he can see how you’re sparkling in the sunshine.

You taste of blooming flowers, of roses scenting the air, springtime, clear skies with not a single cloud marring the expanse of blue. His eyes finally close as he gains the courage to raise a hand to your cheek, thumb brushing your skin. Warmth blossoms in his heart as he deepens the kiss and you respond with gentle fervor, fingers still clutching the front of his shirt.

Air forces you to break away, shy eyes unable to gaze at each other for longer than a few seconds at a time. Heat has risen fully up Changmin’s cheeks – he’s sure his ears are bright red – and you can’t stop the smile that’s spread across your face, embarrassed and lovely all at once.

“I like you too,” you confess suddenly, as though the fact that you just kissed him didn’t give that completely away. “So much. I never thought that you’d feel the same.”

“Your smile is more beautiful than anything I’ve ever seen,” Changmin protests, ears burning even more as you cover your face, flustered. “I don’t think there’s any way I couldn’t feel the same.”

“Glad to hear that.” You uncover your mouth, letting Changmin bear the full force of your grin. “Because I’ve said the same thing about your smile to Kevin a million times.”

Changmin giggles, this time hiding behind his own hand. “Our friends must hate us,” he says.

Your eyes crinkle with laughter. Changmin thinks he’s in heaven. “They must,” you agree. “I mean, we started interacting with a… Kevin’s calls it a fucking mating dance, but, uh…”

“Younghoon calls it a cult ritual,” Changmin supplies, giggling as you snort with laughter. “But yeah. We must have put them through a lot, huh?”

“True.” Eyes sparkling like rose petals in the sunshine gaze into his with a softness that makes him want to melt. “Doesn’t matter, though, does it?” You smile even more widely, if that’s possible. “I’m glad that we met. That we’re here now, no matter how strange the beginning.”

Changmin’s smile turns smaller, lips no longer stretching as widely, but holding even more warmth than before as he raises a hand. This time, though, his fingers don’t twitch. He simply holds out his palm. “Dance with me, Y/N?” he asks.

When you tangle your fingers with his, Changmin feels flowers burst into bloom in his chest. Sunlight sparkles like glittering rain around your grinning figure as he twirls you on the grass, eyes crinkled and smiling with laughter, so much pure laughter that echoes in the air and mixes with the sunshine to create a golden warm aura of bliss.

(“I’ll see you tomorrow?” he asks you two reach the front of your dorm. You’ve stopped dancing in favor of holding each other’s hands softly, tightly, gently, and Changmin thinks he’s going to melt in your gaze when you nod with the most brilliant smile on your face.

If the exchange ends in a kiss that feels like a dream, a dream of flower petals tinted with gold raining around him as warm as your fingers interlaced with his, well, Changmin doesn’t mind if Younghoon teases him about it later. He doesn’t mind the smirks, the nudges, the one too many pokes in his side.

His heart is too busy blooming, after all, blooming with thoughts of your love and your smile.)

If you enjoyed, please don’t forget to reblog and leave a comment to tell me what you thought! Thank you for reading and have a lovely day <3

(1 reblog = 1 punch in the face for this couple for giving me so much pain while writing them)

[1tsnoya]

HI love can you do a HC where the reader is in like a 'team slumber party" w the whole Karasuno vbc bc hONESTLY my heart is so soft for that idea like they're all jus vibing 😭😭 love my babies so much

IMPORTANT | a/n: i believe that i’m shadowbanned so my message history disappeared and my posts will probs slack for a bit >:( pls don’t mind </3 super sorry babes ! hopefully it gets resolved soon

✧･ﾟkarasuno sleepover✧･ﾟ headcanons

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

↳ it was like 2 in the morning and the gc with the volleyball club was blowing up

↳ everyone was awake and it was just CHAOS

↳ so it made you wonder — wtf would a giant sleepover with us all be like

↳ so u asked just that in the gc

↳ the responses were...

tsuki: no way

yams: cmon it’d be so much fun!!

kageyama: sure

hinata: LETS DO IT

noya: FUCK IT UPPP

tanaka: YUH GET INTO IT

daichi: sounds interesting

tsuki: fine

suga: i’m down!

asahi: me too!

yachi: i’m scared

kiyoko: it’ll be fine yachi

↳ so it was scheduled for friday night at 6pm

↳ and when everyone got there WOW it was so loud there was so much going on

↳ everyone finally calmed down when pizza was ordered hksksjhs

↳ a debate about pineapple on pizza went down

↳ HUGE SUPER MARIO PARTY GAME HOLY SHIT

↳ there were 12 of you (including yourself) and max was 8 players so kiyoko, yachi, asahi, and tanaka sat out

↳ tanaka was yelling at noya and hyping him up though and so was asahi at suga

↳ hinata picked diddy, kageyama picked the goomba, tsuki picked bowser jr, yamaguchi picked shy guy, suga picked yoshi, daichi picked donkey kong HSHSJJSH, and noya picked wario obvi

↳ so. much. SCREAMING

↳ tanaka: “NOYA OHMY- dont fuck this up you need to roll 4- LETS GO BABY LETS GET A-”

↳ he rolled a 4 pure luck and him and tanaka started running around screaming “LETS GOOOOO”

↳ tsuki: “you have 0 stars”

↳ noya: “wtf i’m still gonna win-”

↳ daichi was clueless at first but then really started getting into it

↳ suga was hyping everyone up but was super determined to win

↳ kageyama had the WORST luck. he could have sworn that the game was against him

↳ hinata made fun of him HAA

↳ SUPER CLOSE GAME BETWEEN SUGA AND TSUKISHIMA

↳ tsuki won are u fr?

↳ after another round, tanaka and noya suggested spin the bottle

↳ sigh

↳ they obviously were hoping to kiss kiyoko

↳ she played ONE round. ONE

↳ landed on yachi ofc<3

↳ SO MUCH YELLING WHEN IT WAS JUST A QUICK AND SMALL PECK BETWEEN THEM

↳ yachi was so nervous it was hilarious

↳ OH AND THEN IT LANDED ON TSUKISHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI

↳ tsuki did it like it was NOTHING

↳ cue the screaming. again

↳ after a few more turns, it started getting late so asahi took some uno cards out of his bag

↳ everybody changed into their jammies and sat in a circle

↳ hinata was wearing some old tee from grammar school as his pj shirt and the first and second years FLAMED him

↳ anyways. uno game. right

↳ tell me why daichi got the worst cards every turn

↳ hinata was peeking at other people’s cards

↳ kageyama was pissed off by how many cards he kept having to pick up

↳ so. many. plus 4 cards. from suga

↳ but ohohoh he got some karma

↳ yamaguchi placed down a +4 to give to yachi (he picked it up and was s o s o r r y) then she placed another one down to give to hinata, THEN HE PLACED ANOTHER +4 AND LASTLY TANAKA ADDED 4 AND GAVE IT TO SUGA

↳ 16 fucking cards- he was scared

↳ yamaguchi won <3

↳ and then asahi whipped out another game

↳ family feud....

↳ you can already tell how bad this is gonna get

↳ team #1 consisted of: hinata, kageyama, daichi, yachi, nishinoya

↳ team #2: tsukishima, asahi, suga, kiyoko, tanaka

↳ yamaguchi wanted to be the steve harvey of the night so you helped him keep track of points

↳ in the gc, asahi texted a msg for someone to bring a button

↳ tanaka brought a “nut” one 💀

↳ you placed it in the middle of the table. boom. what could go wrong?

↳ round one began...

↳ tanaka vs daichi

↳ yams: “name something you find sand in after a day at the beach”

↳ the fucking button SLAMMED AGAINST THAT TABLE AND SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BREAK

↳ tanaka: “MY ASS-”

↳ the GIGGLING THAT ESCAPED EVERYONE’S MOUTHS-

↳ daichi was just “:O um. my turn-or?”

↳ noya: did he get the point?

↳ kageyama: he is on the OTHER TEAM

↳ hinata: i guess but it was a good answer..

↳ i’m pretty sure you can already guess what team won

↳ a few more rounds were played and it was like midnight so you put a movie on

↳ tanaka noya and hinata sat in the front, laughing at every single thing going on

↳ kageyama: “hinata if u don’t shut ur FUCKING MOUTH”

↳ yamaguchi: “can you raise the volume?”

↳ tsukishima: “no they just need to shut the fuck up before i go over there and-”

↳ a pillow was thrown...

↳ shit went down..

↳ asahi: “come on guys let’s just watch the movie”

↳ daichi threw a pillow at him

↳ cue the surprised pikachu face @ daichi

↳ yachi was sCared

↳ so her, kiyoko, and you snuck off to the bathroom while chaos erupted between the boys

↳ kiyoko: “okay when they all fall asleep, i want to mess with them”

↳ yachi: “are you sure that they won’t kill us-?”

↳ OHOHOHO a plan was devised

↳ you three waited until the screaming died down a bit and then walked out

↳ feathers everywhere, uno cards all over the floor, and the nut button was smashed...

↳ wtf happened you left to the bathroom for like 6 minutes-

↳ “ummm...”

↳ “so...”

↳ “bed..time?”

↳ it was 1:30 in the morning and i’m sure you can already tell who was wide awake

↳ daichi, kageyama, asahi, yamaguchi, and tsukishima were trying to get ready to sleep

↳ you and the girls were trying to stay awake for your little plan

↳ hinata, noya, tanaka, and suga were just... wired

↳ yeah did suga surprise u? nope not me. that boy is chaotic at sleepovers don’t @ me

↳ they set up a smash game (while the others were sleeping) so tsuki woke back up to beat everyones ass-

↳ it started getting loud until daichi got up like - “shut✨the fuck✨up✨”

↳ so everyone quieted down HSJSHS

↳ you joined in on the game and teams were formed

↳ you and tsuki vs hinata, noya, and suga

↳ tsuki: “just pls don’t fuck this up-”

↳ you and him won😫obvi

↳ at the end when it was only tsuki and suga, he kept RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM

↳ suga was just — :p u cant catch me

↳ and when he did.. yikes..

↳ everyone eventually fell asleep

↳ except you, kiyoko, and yachi

↳ kageyama grumbles in his sleep, daichi sleeps like a serial killer, suga was just-he looked like an angel, asahi was lowkey breathing loud, noya and tanaka were SPOONING, hinata kicks in his sleep, tsuki sleeps with his headphones in?? and yamaguchi turns around every second

↳ it was time for the plan nehehehe

↳ kiyoko put makeup on kageyama, tanaka, and asahi

↳ yachi started doodling on daichi’s, noya’s, and yamaguchi’s faces

↳ you put an alarm set to go off in the morning and blast ‘deepthroat’ by cupcakke on tsuki’s phone ***yes he still had his headphones in

↳ and you all put some creepy clown doll right next to hinata’s face so that it could be the first thing he wakes up to

↳ next thing you know it’s 7AM and all you hear is “hUMPME FUCK ME-”

↳ tsuki was the first one awake and was already grumpy

↳ he thought that it was noya and tanaka’s idea to mess with him so he like shoved them awake

↳ “cupcakke? really?” and then he stopped to look at their faces

↳ yachi drew some fucked up shit on noya’s face and tanaka was wearing red lipstick with pink eyeshadow

↳ “it’s too early for this...” HE LEFT TO THE BATHROOM LMFAO

↳ oh god and then everyone woke up

↳ you and the girls were fake sleeping and listening to it all go down

↳ breakfast was.. interesting

↳ hinata was traumatized from that clown incident (he scream sounded like it came from his little sister) the boys were trying to rub off their makeup and it was smudged all over their faces, and the other boys were just ... trying to ignore the drawings on them

↳ ofc yachi drew a mustache on daichi

↳ oh and noya was trying to play the drawings off as tattoos😔

↳ you don’t even wanna know about breakfast-

↳ everyone agreed on pancakes and well...

↳ batter was everywhere and the smoke detector went off

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

Masterlist for my writing- 2019 (aka THE WHOPPER)

This one took forever to make, so I desperately hope that every link works!!! 

Enjoy<3

Ace

‘Ace doesn’t die’ AU where his crush tackles him down and tearfully confesses to him on the battlefield- scenario

Ace reuniting with his pirate!s/o- headcanon

what Ace’s evening/night routine with you is like- headcanon

University!AU where you get down and dirty with Ace at a frat party- NSFW headcanon

Ace comforting his upset!s/o- scenario

Ace with a s/o who has a panic attack during sex- (somewhat) NSFW headcanon

Ace’s reaction to his crush climbing into bed with him- headcanon

is Ace a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- B E F G I

NSFW Alphabet- D J K W

Fluff Alphabet- A C E

Fluff Alphabet- D J M

Akainu

Akainu raising a little girl- headcanon

Tsundere!Akainu headcanon

Akainu falling in love with a pirate- scenario

Bartolomeo

cuddling headcanon

Barto’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Fluff Alphabet- K L O

Basil Hawkins

NSFW Alphabet- D M

Hawkins’ reaction to his girlriend showing him the ‘how is pregnant formed?’ video- modern!headcanon

Hawkins’ reaction to the World Government capturing and executing you after they spread some nasty rumors- headcanon

Hawkins with a muscular!s/o- headcanon

Hawkins with a male!s/o- NSFW headcanon

Hawkins getting a blowjob from his usually quiet and shy!s/o- NSFW headcanon

Benn Beckman

General NSFW headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- M Q S

Bellamy

Bellamy’s reaction to his girlriend showing him the ‘how is pregnant formed?’ video- modern!headcanon

Big Mom

Highschool AU- headcanon

how the Charlottes would deal with an amnesiac O-Lin- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- H K T U (for young!Linlin)

Blue Gilly

Blue Gilly finding out you’re pregnant- headcanon

Boa Sandersonia

General Relationship headcanon

Brook

Brook with a short s/o- headcanon

cuddling headcanon

Brook with a virgin!s/o- NSFW headcanon

some fluff headcanon

Brook with a pregnant!s/o- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- D M W

NSFW Alphabet- A C D F I (REMASTERED)

NSFW Alphabet- G J K P S

NSFW Alphabet- U V X Y Z

SFW Alphabet- C D J

Buggy D. Clown

Buggy with a crush on someone shy and younger- headcanon

General NSFW headcanon

Caesar Clown

Caesar’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Charlotte Amande

General SFW and NSFW headcanon

Amande with a male!s/o who has a Master/Slave kink- NSFW headcanon

Charlotte Broyé

Little Katakuri and Broyé visiting Brûlée at the hospital, shortly after she got her scar- scenario

AU where Brûlée dies and her sister Broyé takes her place- scenario

how Broye would act around Brûlée’s children- headcanon

Charlotte Brûlée

Highschool AU- headcanon

Little Katakuri and Broyé visiting Brûlée at the hospital, shortly after she got her scar- scenario

AU where Brûlée dies and her sister Broyé takes her place- scenario

how Broye would act around Brûlée’s children- headcanon

Charlotte Cracker

Cracker with a short s/o- headcanon

Yandere!Cracker headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

cuddling headcanon

what Cracker, Angel and Custard were like as children- headcanon

what kind of clothes Cracker would like to see his s/o in- headcanon

Cracker’s reaction to his smaller s/o hiding behind his back- headcanon

Cracker finding his (small) girlfriend trying on his clothes and pretending to be him- headcanon

Cracker meeting his biological father- headcanon

Cracker meeting Nojiko(CRACK)- headcanon

Cracker finding out you self-harm headcanon (trigger warning!)

Cracker’s reaction when you slap his ass(CRACK)- headcanon

Cracker’s reaction to you getting blinded by an enemy- headcanon

cockwarming with Cracker- NSFW headcanon

Cracker’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Cracker masturbating for you- NSFW scenario

what Cracker would be like as father- headcanon

Cracker’s reaction to the World Government capturing and executing you after they spread some nasty rumors- headcanon

Cracker meeting his biological father pt. 2- headcanon

Cracker’s sexuality- small headcanon

is Cracker a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- H

Charlotte Daifuku

General Relationship headcanon

Fluff Alphabet- C G P

Charlotte Katakuri

Katakuri with a normal-sized s/o- SFW and NSFW headcanon

Highschool AU- headcanon

Katakuri with a younger s/o who likes older men- headcanon

Yandere!Katakuri headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

Little Katakuri and Broyé visiting Brûlée at the hospital, shortly after she got her scar- scenario

Katakuri with a badass s/o- headcanon

Katakuri with an introverted s/o- SFW and NSFW headcanon

Katakuri spending Valentine’s Day with his s/o- SFW and NSFW headcanon

Katakuri’s reaction whe his s/o (who usually can’t cook) makes donuts for him- headcanon

Katakuri’s reaction when you’re on your period- headcanon

what kind of clothes Katakuri would like to see his s/o in- headcanon

Katakuri being in love with a maid/chef- scenario

Katakuri meeting his biological father- headcanon

Katakuri finding out you self-harm headcanon (trigger warning!)

Katakuri’s reaction when you slap his ass(CRACK)- headcanon

getting sexy in the bathroom with Katakuri- NSFW headcanon

Katakuri with a little sister who loves him as well as horror-related stuff- headcanon

Katakuri’s reaction when his little sister says she wants to date Luffy- headcanon

Katakuri with a virgin!s/o- NSFW headcanon

Katakuri’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

is Katakuri a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

Katakuri being jealous- headcanon

Katakuri’s reaction to his girlriend showing him the ‘how is pregnant formed?’ video- modern!headcanon

Katakuri masturbating for you- NSFW scenario

what Katakuri would be like as father- headcanon

Katakuri’s life after Brûlée’s death AU- scenario

Katakuri’s reaction to the World Government capturing and executing you after they spread some nasty rumors- headcanon

Katakuri struggling to ask out his shy!crush- scenario

Katakuri meeting his biological father pt. 2- headcanon

Katakuri dealing with his siblings who bully his s/o- headcanon

Katakuri’s sexuality- small headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- K N

NSFW Alphabet- U V W

NSFW Alphabet- D I E K Y (REMASTERED)

NSFW Alphabet- C H X

Fluff Alphabet- A E S

Charlotte Mont-d’Or

Mont-d’Or’s reaction when someone burns books infront of him- headcanon

how Mont-d’Or feels about romance novels- headcanon

Mont-d’Or’s reaction to you falling asleep in his lap while he reads you a story- headcanon

General NSFW headcanon

Charlotte Oven

what kind of clothes Oven would like to see his s/o in- headcanon

General Relationship headcanon

what Oven would be like as father- headcanon

Charlotte Perospero

Yandere!Perospero headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

General NSFW headcanon

Perospero with a virgin!s/o- NSFW headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- A I L U

Charlotte Raisin

General SFW and NSFW headcanon

Charlotte Smoothie

what kind of clothes Smoothie would like to see her s/o in- headcanon

Smoothie meeting her biological father- headcanon

Smoothie finding out you self-harm headcanon (trigger warning!)

Smoothie meeting her biological father pt. 2- headcanon

Smoothie’s sexuality- small headcanon

Charlotte Snack

Snack falling in love with his enemy- headcanon

Coby

reaction to accidentally hurting his s/o during a battle- headcanon

‘Daddy’ and Carol Masterson

General headcanon

Dalton

Dalton’s reaction to his smaller s/o hiding behind his back- headcanon

Donquixote Doflamingo

Doflamingo falling in love with his favorite ‘girl’ headcanon

Dofla’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Fluff Alphabet- D O

Fluff Alphabet- Z U

Donquixote Rocinante//Corazon

General NSFW headcanon

Corazon catching you while you’re about to commit suicide- headcanon (trigger warning!)

Corazon’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- A C M S

Fluff Alphabet- C L Z

Dracule Mihawk

Mihawk with a blind!dandere!s/o- SFW and NSFW headcanon

General SFW and NSFW headcanon

Mihawk teaching his wife how to use a sword- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- A I X

NSFW Alphabet- B C D F K

Eustass Kid

Kid crushing on a dandere- headcanon

Kid’s reaction when you’re on your period- headcanon

Kid finding out that his girlfriend is pregnant... while he’s in prison- headcanon

Kid’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Kid needing to be restrained during sex- NSFW headcanon

Kid with a botanist!s/o- headcanon

Kid catching you while you’re about to commit suicide- headcanon (trigger warning!)

getting sexy in the bathroom with Kid- NSFW headcanon

Kid’s reaction when his little sister tells him she wants to date Luffy- headcanon

what Kid’s evening/night routine with you is like- headcanon

Kid’s reaction to an s/o who looks like a total cupcake but has the mouth of a raunchy old sailor- headcanon

Kid ‘helping’ you with your studies (gone sexual)- NSFW scenario

Kid’s reaction to his girlriend showing him the ‘how is pregnant formed?’ video- modern!headcanon

Kid’s reaction to you getting hurt because you tried to save him- headcanon

is Kid a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

Kid opening up to you- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- D J O W X

NSFW Alphabet- C G

NSFW Alphabet- A B M

NSFW Alphabet- I K

Franky

Franky fighting with his s/o- headcanon

Fukaboshi

NSFW Alphabet- A B C S

Gecko Moria

kissing headcanon

cuddling headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- A C D F I

NSFW Alphabet- G J K P S

NSFW Alphabet- U V X Y Z

Ideo

Ideo finding out you’re pregnant- headcanon

Jabura

General headcanon

Fluff Alphabet- E K Y

Jinbei

Jinbei’s reaction to getting romantically pursued- headcanon

Jinbei’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Kaku

General NSFW headcanon

Kaku fighting with his s/o- headcanon

Killer

Killer’s reaction to the World Government capturing and executing you after they spread some nasty rumors- headcanon

Killer with a muscular!s/o- headcanon

Movie Night with Killer- headcanon

Killer’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Killer accidentally revealing his laugh during a date with you- Oneshot

is Killer a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

Christmas with Killer- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- D E F Y Z

Fluff Alphabet- N L Y

Fluff Alphabet- G W

King

King stealing you away- in a Hades/Persephone fashion- headcanon

Kizaru

Kizaru dealing with a younger and affectionate marine girl- headcanon

Marco the Phoenix

SFW and NSFW headcanon

Marco with a virgin!s/o- NSFW headcanon

getting sexy in the bathroom with Marco- NSFW headcanon

Marco’s reaction whe you’re on your period- headcanon

Marco’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Marco with a s/o who’s also a Division Commander- SFW and NSFW headcanon

Marco with an empath!s/o- headcanon

Marco pissing off a witch, getting an ‘impotence’ spell cast on him as result, and coming to his s/o (another witch) for help- headcanon

is Marco a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

Marco ‘helping’ you with your studies (gone sexual)- NSFW scenario

Marco with his newborn daughter- headcanon

Marco falling in love with a former Celestial Dragon slave- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- C E F O X

Fluff Alphabet- K N P

Mister 3

NSFW Alphabet- E F I M Y

Momonga

NSFW Alphabet- E F I M

Monkey D. Luffy

what qualities he would look for in a potential s/o- headcanon

reaction to accidentally hurting his s/o during a battle- headcanon

depressing scenario where the young chemist of the Strawhats messes up an experiment and gets terribly injured as a result

Luffy tells the ‘ugly barnacle story’- headcanon

The Strawhats’ reaction to finding out that you’re dating Law(CRACK)

Yandere!Luffy headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

NSFW Alphabet- C O

NSFW Alphabet- B D G L U

Nami

Nami using toys on her girlfriend for the first time- NSFW scenario

Nefertari Vivi

General Relationship headcanon

Page One

Page One falling for a member of the Strawhats who ate a Snow Leopard Devil Fruit- headcanon

Penguin

Fluff Alphabet- E G Y

Fluff Alphabet- P W X

Rob Lucci

General NSFW headcanon

is Lucci a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

Lucci’s reaction to the World Government capturing and executing you after they spread some nasty rumors- headcanon

Roronoa Zoro

what qualities he would look for in a potential s/o- headcanon

Zoro’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Zoro’s reaction when you ask him to ‘make love’ to you for the first time- slightly NSFW headcanon

Zoro with a chubby, usually introverted s/o who has a secret adventurous side- headcanon

Zoro reuniting with his pirate!s/o- headcanon

Zoro working out with his s/o- headcanon

Zoro’s reaction to an s/o who looks like a total cupcake but has the mouth of a raunchy old sailor- headcanon 

Yandere!Zoro headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

Zoro reuniting with his s/o on Zou- NSFW scenario

Zoro’s reaction when you’re on your period- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- D T X

NSFW Alphabet- S

NSFW Alphabet- B C O W

NSFW Alphabet- U Y

Sabo

is Sabo a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

Sabo fighting his s/o- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- C D F W X

Fluff Alphabet- D N R

Fluff Alphabet- B E O

Sanji

what qualities he would look for in a potential s/o- headcanon

Sanji taking his babies to his mother’s grave- scenario

Sanji making up with his s/o after a fight- NSFW headcanon

Sanji with a super horny/kinky s/o- headcanon

Sanji finding out that his s/o is secretly making food for little animals- headcanon

Sanji finding out about your abusive family- headcanon

Sanji’s reaction when you ask him to ‘make love’ to you for the first time- slightly NSFW headcanon

Sanji cooking with his s/o- headcanon

some fluff headcanon

Sanji’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Yandere!Sanji headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

Sanji with his newborn daughter- headcanon

Sanji with a s/o who has a panic attack during sex- (somewhat) NSFW headcanon

Sanji’s reaction to his s/o being the child of a former enemy- headcanon

what kind of sugardaddy Sanji would be- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- E N

NSFW Alphabet- C O

Scratchman Apoo

Apoo with a short s/o- headcanon

cuddling headcanon

Apoo with a virgin!s/o- NSFW headcanon

Apoo with a muscular!s/o- headcanon

Apoo with a male!s/o- NSFW headcanon

Shanks

NSFW headcanon

Shanks’ reaction when you’re on your period- headcanon

Shanks’ reaction to not being able to get an erection- headcanon

Shanks with a s/o who is his polar opposite- SFW and NSFW headcanon

Sanks’ reaction when you ask him to ‘make love’ to you for the first time- slightly NSFW headcanon

getting sexy in the bathroom with Shanks- NSFW headcanon

Shanks with a blind!dandere!s/o- headcanon

Shanks’ reaction when his little sister tells him she wants to date Luffy- headcanon

what Shanks’ evening/night routine with you is like- headcanon

some fluff headcanon

Shanks with a crush on someone shy and younger- headcanon

Shanks with a traumatized muslim!girlfriend- headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

NSFW Alphabet- C X I V Y 

Fluff Alphabet- A J K

Silvers Rayleigh

General SFW and NSFW headcanon

Rayleigh with a crush on someone shy and younger- headcanon

Sir Crocodile

NSFW Alphabet- J D C S

NSFW Alphabet- V M I E

NSFW Alphabet- G

Fluff Alphabet- F J M

Fluff Alphabet- K Y

Fluff Alphabet- R L

Fluff Alphabet- W

Fluff Alphabet- another W

Smoker

SFW and NSFW headcanon

what kind of sugardaddy Smoker would be- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- D J O W X

Fluff Alphabet- J L U

Spandam

General NSFW headcanon

Spandam falling for a gold digger- headcanon

Spandam getting dumped headcanon

T-Bone

General headcanon

Thatch

Thatch helping a new member of the Whitebeard Pirates who is also a germaphobe- headcanon

is Thatch a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

Thatch teaching you how to cook- headcanon

Fluff Alphabet- C J Y

Tony Tony Chopper

Chopper meeting a girl that also studies medicine and ate a Raccoon Devil Fruit- headcanon

Trafalgar Law

Law’s girlfriend protecting him from Doflamingo- scenario

Law’s reaction when you’re on your period- headcanon

Law’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- headcanon

Law having a huge crush on you- headcanon

Law needing to be restrained during sex- NSFW headcanon

getting sexy in the bathroom with Law- NSFW headcanon

Law’s reaction when his little sister tells him she wants to date Luffy- headcanon

Law with a virgin!s/o- NSFW headcanon

Law pissing off a witch, getting an ‘impotence’ spell cast on him as result, and coming to his s/o (another witch) for help- headcanon

is Law a breast, leg, or ass man?- small headcanon

Law’s reaction to an s/o who looks like a total cupcake but has the mouth of a raunchy old sailor- headcanon

Law ‘helping’ you with your studies (gone sexual)- NSFW scenario

Law’s reaction to his girlriend showing him the ‘how is pregnant formed?’ video- modern!headcanon

Law getting turned on and touching his s/o while she’s asleep- NSFW scenario (possible trigger warning!)

The Strawhats’ reaction to finding out that you’re dating Law(CRACK)

what kind of sugardaddy Law would be- headcanon

Law getting his dick stolen by his s/o(literally)... and he’s not having it- NSFW scenario

Yandere!Law headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

NSFW Alphabet- K I D

NSFW Alphabet- A B E

NSFW Alphabet- C S W X

Fluff Alphabet- I O Q

Fluff Alphabet- T V W

Usopp

Usopp with a girlfriend that loves danger- headcanon

Usopp's reaction to his s/o being the child of a former enemy- headcanon

Vinsmoke Ichiji

Ichiji with a short s/o- headcanon

Ichiji finding out that his s/o is secretly making food for little animals- headcanon

‘fluffy’ headcanon

Yandere!Ichiji headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

Ichiji finding out about your abusive family- headcanon

Ichiji’s reaction to you getting kidnapped and tortured- headcanon

Ichiji with a sexy and cuddly s/o- headcanon

Ichiji’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Ichiji with a chubby!s/o who is rather insecure about it- headcanon

Ichiji’s s/o confronting him about what he did to Sanji- headcanon

Vinsmoke Niji

Niji with a short s/o- headcanon

Niji finding out that his s/o is secretly making food for little animals- headcanon

Yandere!Niji headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

Niji finding out about your abusive family- headcanon

Niji’s reaction to you getting kidnapped and tortured- headcanon

Niji with a sexy and cuddly s/o- headcanon

Niji’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Niji with a chubby!s/o who is rather insecure about it- headcanon

Niji’s s/o confronting him about what he did to Sanji- headcanon

how Niji behaves around his ‘crush’- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- B F L M Y

Vinsmoke Reiju

Fluff Alphabet- I L X

Vinsmoke Yonji

Yonji with a short s/o- headcanon

Yonji finding out that his s/o is secretly making food for little animals- headcanon

Yandere!Yonji headcanon (possible trigger warning!)

Yonji finding out about your abusive family- headcanon

Yonji with a chubby, usually introverted s/o who has a secret adventurous side- headcanon

Yonji’s reaction to you getting kidnapped and tortured- headcanon

Yonji with a chubby!s/o who is rather insecure about it- headcanon

Yonji’s s/o confronting him about what he did to Sanji- headcanon

Vito

fluff headcanon

General NSFW headcanon

X Drake

General NSFW headcanon

Drake with a male!s/o- NSFW headcanon

Drake’s reaction to not being able to get an erection- NSFW headcanon

Drake’s reaction when you’re on your period- headcanon

NSFW Alphabet- B I M

NSFW Alphabet- A C J V X

NSFW Alphabet- D S

NSFW Alphabet- F K Y

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BONUS:

Crachelle Stuff (lol)

“Be my Sweetheart”- (CRACK) scenario

jealous!Cracker demanding attention- scenario

being naughty in the bathtub- small scenario(kinda crack)

selfship game

kink list

our babies<3

my relationship with Angel + Custard (a quick summary)

Nutcracker!AU

‘pass the salt daddy’

my thoughts on Mama xD

a vampire!AU

touching,,, scars

Happy Birthday Cracker<3

commission- the whole family ;^;

[spirit-shroud]

i replayed kz again tonight and managed to beat it in 4 hrs instead of 11 !!! which is rly cool imo, i think i got a max of like 50 deaths or less for the full run ??? i was just playing regularly but usin the prism blade for the cool blood effects, not in speedrun mode for the counter, and i managed 2 drag my friend into hyperfixation hell with me :} but also i have some thoughts and opinions im not rly sure how to compile in a meaningful way, so here’s the like. pure brain-down-on-blog post version under the cut. if this gets auto-tagged into the real actual tag for this game im very sorry for my hubris im just. thinking emoji

so id like to start this with the final boss makes me SO sad :( like yeah she doesnt have much dialogue but idk she just makes me so sad. she’s so desperate and she Knows shes going to lose and im just like. no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you’re so cool!!!!!!! Please Be My Friend We Can Work Together. I Know A Guy :c like usually final bosses are like weirdly emotional for me but she was just SO COOL and realizing like WAIT THIS BOSS OPERATES UNDER THE SAME RULES I DO was just like WOW even if as i kept dying (and i think i spent like... 3 hrs on the final boss alone lmao the first time, i killed her on my third attempt this run which was very cool of me) i finally realized that she IS pretty repetitive and got all her patterns n variables down super easy, but like, fighting another null who Should for all intents and purposes be just as absurd and powerful as i am, and eventually being able to down her effortlessly, and then the withdrawal affects of the chronos kicking in as well, and its just like. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dont even get me STARTED on that ‘to be continued’ like yeah there’s a dlc comin but the game mentions repeatedly that its just the first act which has me like OKAY. SPECULATION TIME (what am i speculating on? literally no idea im not even rly at the speculation phase im still in the WOW COOL VIDEO GAME phase) 

and i rly like the dragon/fifteen but the first time i saw him i was just like. who’s this f*llmetal alchemist looking bitch ??? what’s he doin here?? go HOME and controlling him is AWFUL i hate the dragon tape so MUCH >:C but also he’s like. cool. i want to know more about him n his plot 2 take down Juncture n the government n whatever. 

but also i was listen 2 Full Confession bc it’s just. what the heart wants rn. i need to be sad and caffeinated in order to get into the Writing Zone rn and then i was THINKIN like my friend mentioned while we were playing the dragon tape that the song that plays is very similar to Full Confession (which i had sent him earlier while i was losing my mind over the final boss) and then i was like. Hm. these are very similar but have such wildly different moods -- Breath of the Serpent is much more like. ‘you’re going to be afraid of me’ while Full Confession is like ‘i’m afraid of you’ and i think that the different Vibes from these two soundtrack bits about important Null characters is just like. WOW and i wonder how a version of it that was purely Zero’s might be. would it be more triumphant? more flat? what desperation or emptiness is in there that could be drawn out by this melody??? i dont KNOW and i can’t write music unfortunately but im just like AAAAAAAAAA

i also rly wanna know what snow has going on ??? like. shes clearly important. she is a vital npc. but Why. she didnt even rly do anything except Show Up???

fuck V. all my homies hate V. the motorcycle fight was a lot of fun tho i rly liked that section even if my therapist was mad at me afterwards

also i think elizabeth/the little girl is rly cute and the fact zero was just like. ‘hm. well guess i have a daughter now’ so fast w/ her (at least, with the dialogue trees me n my pal kept going down) and im just. So Hoping we can rescue her in the dlc :( i miss her so much and im so like. worried abt that like pls give me back my daughter you dumbasses i cant even read ur dialogue without my brain being like ‘yeah these r just squiggly lines, boss. gl’ 

i also want to believe that the masked men arent real (bc idk, it’s just easier for me to process that they’re the result of chronos withdrawal) but the problem w/ that is like. they definitely kidnapped elizabeth, and i want so desperately to believe that elizabeth IS real n that zero genuinely wants to protect her (and by extension, the part of himself that is still human) 

ALSO THE PSYCHIATRIST i was just like. Okay. I Must Get A Good Grade In Therapy. n kept being nice n cooperative and helpful to this clown ass and then THAT ENDING ??? like i didnt even get the Bad Therapist Ending i was just like. fucka you! attacka you with a rock! (i do however want to try the therapist boss it sounds like a lot of fun) but i just. i hate him! he sucks! find a better therapist zero u rly need one im sorry for ur problems disorder :( like hes clearly a guy who just works for the government n wants 2 keep a leash on our man 

n the contradictions, hes like. yeah ur killing everyone related to chronos so it can no longer be produced ♥ but dw ur special we totally wont just withhold chronos from you as soon as u finish ur tasks dw about it ♥ and its like. Hm. I Dont Think Thats Right !!!! 

also i wanna learn more about what Juncture has going on??? what are they like. Doing besides poisoning water n making lighters ?????? it’s clearly a lot 

also the art for this game is just so GOOD,,, like. i didnt rly notice a lot of the backgrounds my first playthrough bc i was just losing my mind the whole time trying to solve each puzzle but the second playthrough im just like. AAAAA. and the soundtrack? effervescent. groundbreaking. perfect. So Good 

and the GAMEPLAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my GOD i was SO vibing with it, the difficulty curve was kinda extreme imo but as soon as i started like. Getting It? and started looking at each room less like combat/fighting and more like a puzzle that needed to be solved it made it so much easier 2 get into the headphase of ‘okay how do i clear this’ and it was just like. YOOOOOOOO

and zero is just a lot of fun 2 play as. legitimately everything about him is just so ridiculous. his dialogue options? ridiculous. his design? absurd. the implications that hes like. 22 and just having the worst 10 days of his life? mood, buddy. this guy likes samurai movies and card games and mushroom pizza and has worn the same outfit every single day for who knows how long and hes also a war veteran, an emotionless serial killer and a drug addict. and hes 22 and 5′10. literally NOTHING about those traits make sense together but here he is, just Vibing. 

i love him so much. im going to make a self insert oc that’s just giving him a friend who knows how to cook n is just like ‘oh wow, that’s rough buddy’ when hes like ‘i only feel alive when i kill people’ and conveniently knows how 2 get bloodstains out of things bc i think he needs that kind of person in his life since his like. therapist is conspiring against him n he keeps having 2 kill his friends 

also, unfortunately, i want to get every achievement, which i feel like is going to become hld....2!! where i get all but 1 of them and am stuck at 96% for 2+ years >:T

[ziracona]

So I was wondering, which killers do the survivors most like going against in a "I'm genuinely having fun here" kind of way, a "Hah! Eat my dust!" Kind of way, who do they most often find themselves winning against?? Also I'm now watching the movie the final girls because of u. already sad :( - Sleepy (i did it dude. i went to bed at a reasonable time. then i got like four hours sleep, woke up, and couldn't fall back to sleep ;'3)

😭 That doesn’t count!!! You need real sleep. TuT But good on you for trying—keep trying, you need rest!!

Also hell yeah! I love that film. It’s a favorite horror & horror comedy. Bette Davis Eyes guts me every damn time. T•T Hope you enjoyed the viewing!

Hmmm. Well, it carries a bit from survivor to survivor. Sadly most of the ones they hate most and would be most competitive against/desperate to beat and just way too awful to really make even winning enjoyable/worth the pain. Like, Min’s favorite win is vs Trapper and Doc because she harbors the most rage and hate towards those two, but also, she’d just fkn pick Spirit or Shape or almost anyone 10/10 over them to get to avoid period. I’d say on average, probably Legion is the most competitively thought of, because they aren’t /so/ awful it makes you want to die at trial start, or so hard you’re voiding your bodyweight in sweat, but it still feels real good to beat those stabby punk assholes. The feral ones like Michael, Anna, Max, Spirit, Hag, and Demo would be other favorites, because the lack of any personal nature or indulgent sadism by those ones makes the struggle for life less slimy and more just like trying to escape a burning house or catastrophe or something (sans Laurie, who does not enjoy getting her brother & for whom exclusively that one it is personal). The most exciting to /get/ just corresponds to whoever averages least bad if you combine pain, cruelty, grossness, difficulty, and individual ability to counter or not, but Wraith, Susie Legion, Michael, Nurse, Huntress, Demo, Deathslinger, and Spirit rank consistently high for very different reasons. (IE: Rin is super hard, but she’s pretty fast and less painful death, and not personal at all. Being eaten sucks, but Demo is literally an animal, so kinda hands down less bad than being hunted by a human. Wraith and Nurse are two of the most merciful/restrained towards them, plus neither is super painful and Nurse is tied for least painless mori. Michael kills faster than anyone, and tbh stab-dead isn’t so bad compared to the others. He’s not sadistic & gross. Susie is one of the easiest to beat and the least aggressive Legion member.)

In terms of enjoying the win itself, survivors like to beat whoever they hate most, 100%. It’s not worth having to be in their trial period, not at all, but they do thrive on those righteously just wins when they get them. Most of the least faves follow p logically. No one likes Nightmare, but Quentin, Dwight, Claudette, Meg, and Ace especially it’s hell for. Tapp hates Pig and Cannibal and Ghostface most. Jake and Min hate getting Doctor most. Nobody likes getting Clown (or like, any serial killer killer), but Claudette, Jeff, David, and Kate hate him most. Etc.

[reddieao3feed]

Coward

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2SRuZRs

by EddieSasspbrak

“You’re braver than you think.” That’s what Richie said, but he didn’t feel brave. He'd fought a killer clown, twice but he can't summon the courage to tell his best friend that he loves him.

Words: 2023, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of I'd rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together

Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Eddie Kaspbrak, Richie Tozier, Stanley Uris, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon, Bill Denbrough

Relationships: Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier

Additional Tags: Fix-It, Stan is still dead, Eddie killed It, Deadlights kiss, Post-IT Chapter Two (2019)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2SRuZRs

[siobhanreviewsmovies]

Siobhan Reviews Movies: the 2019 Re-review

we may be a month and a half into 2020, and maybe at the end of this cinematic year I’ll actually do this on new years. But anyway. It’s very obvious when you read a few of the reviews that my rating system is based on how I’m feeling about the movie as I sit through the credits. Because that’s when I write the reviews. But my dad gave me an idea yesterday - to rank all of the movies against each other, to come up with a better rating system. So here goes, I guess.

29: Dora and the Lost City of Gold

I saw this with my friend for my birthday, which was a mistake, but in our defense, there actually wasn’t anything else on, and it’s a tradition. The big problem was that we weren’t the target audience, but then, we couldn’t work out who the target audience actually was. 

Original Score: 4/10 New Score: Also 4/10. (not actually bad enough to beat the lowest score on here, transformers 5, the one with the knights of the round table story line)

28: Alita: Battle Angel

I saw it twice, and I regretted it both times. I regretted it so much the second time that I actually downgraded my rating. It was that bad.And now, I’m going to downgrade the rating again.

First Score: 6/10 (What was I thinking?) Second Score: 5/10 New Score: 4/10

27: Dumbo

I don’t even really know why I went to see Dumbo. I’ve never been a Disney fan. I don’t even think I’ve seen the original Dumbo. It was a cg horror-show, and not in the fun way. Sometimes you should just leave movies as the original 2D animation. 

Original Score: 6/10 New Score: 4/10

26: Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

Again with the disney movies. I actually enjoyed the maleficent movie. it was nice. But the second? it was weird and unnecessary. The only redeeming feature was Michelle Pfieffer.

Original Score: 6/10 New Score: 5/10 (I mean, it was pretty, so it had that going for it)

25: It Chapter 2

I’ve never been that much of a Steven King fan. But some of his movies are decent. It Chapter 2 was decent. But it was weird. I kinda like my horrors on the non-alien-clown-side of weird, thanks.

Original Score: 5.5/10 New Score: 5/10

24: Fast and Furious: Hobbs and Shaw

I mean, they should really stop with the fast and furious films. They really should. It was enjoyable, as long as you suspended your disbelief at EVERY SINGLE PART OF THE MOVIE. They’ve decided to go straight into actual scifi, with no reason why.

Original Score: 5/10 New Score: 5/10

23: Pet Sematary

You know what I said about Steven King movies? Same deal, but at least Pet Sematary was coherent. To an extent. It still had that weird, second story-line that wasn’t resolved. 

Original Score: 7/10 New Score: 5.5/10

22: Avengers Endgame

I gave it a high score on the day, but it wasn’t that great. It was... a big screen spectacle where they didn’t actually put that much effort into making it make sense. which was sad. But anyway, now I’m only going to watch Thor movies. I like Thor movies.

Original Score: 8/10 New Score: 6/10

21: Aladdin

It was really pretty, and really lovely. Was it an outstanding movie? nah. 

Original Score: 8/10 New Score: 6/10

20: How to Train Your Dragon 3

It really bugged me that the light fury was feminised when literally none of the other dragons were. It was like “how do we show that this character is a love interest and not just another character?” But other than that, it was a decent movie. 

Original Score: 7/10 New Score: 6.5/10

19: Rocketman

I think, in my head, I was trying to compare Rocketman to Bohemian Rhapsody the whole movie. I tried not to, but alas, sometimes it’s difficult not to compare similar movies. Anyway I liked it, but I felt weird watching a biopic about someone who helped make it. I can’t really explain it.

Original Score: 6.5/10 New Score: 6.5/10 

18: Godzilla: King of Monsters 

It was a monster movie. It was pretty. There’s not actually much to say besides that. 

Original score: 7/10 New Score: 6.5/10

17: Spider-Man: Far From Home

Look, it was pretty enjoyable, and I really liked Jake Gyllanhal as Mysterio

Original Score: 7.5/10 New Score: 7/10

16: Charlies Angels

The new Charlie’s Angels was fun. it wasn’t necessarily well written, but it had the same appeal as a fast and furious movie. It was action packed, it was cheesy, it was fun. I’m looking forward to more movies like it.

Original Score: 8/10 New Score: 7.5/10

15:  MIB International

It was silly, it was ridiculous, it had aliens. MIB International was everything I wanted.

Original Score: 8/10 New Score: 7.5/10

14:  Hellboy

I know I’m supposed to not be comparing movies to other movies, but I was hard pressed not comparing the new Hellboy to Guillermo Del Toro’s early 2000s movies. Which I love dearly. It was violent and gruesome, and sat about even with the old ones, but for different reasons. 

Original Score: 8/10 New Score: 8/10

13: Black Christmas

I’ll always watch a movie that frames the american college sorority/fraternity system as a cult. Especially if it has aesthetic.

Original Score: 7/10 New Score: 8/10

12: John Wick 3

John Wick 3 was funny. And it was pretty. What more do you need from a hyper-violent action movie?

Original Score: 8/10 New Score: 8/10

11: Yesterday

Yesterday was a really lovely movie. it was a beautiful feelgood movie, but not in the lame way.

Original Score: 8.5/10 New Score: 8.5/10

10: Detective Pikachu

I re-watched detective pikachu today. Man I love that movie. It’s sweet and funny.

Original Score: 8.5/10 New Score: 8.5/10

9: Captain Marvel

Despite how much I’m starting to dislike marvel, I really did like Captain Marvel. Probably because, if you ignored the links they put in to prove that it’s part of a franchise, it could actually stand alone. 

Original Score: 10/10 New Score: 8.5/10

8: The Lego Movie 2

YOu know when movies self reference, or reference other movies, and it’s super annoying? The Lego Movie 2 did those things, but in a not annoying way. It a “this is really stupid but in an enjoyably way” kind of way.

Original Score: 10/10 New Score: 8.5/10

7:  Zombieland 2: Double Tap

So it was a shameless cash in on a very fun movie, but that didn’t make it less enjoyable.

Original Score: 9/10 New Score: 8.5/10

6: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

I’ve heard that Scary Stories wasn’t actually super well received, but I really enjoyed it. It had everything in it that I wanted to see, which is really all I need from a movie.

Original Score: 10/10

New Score: 9/10 (Okay, so it does need to go down just a little bit, since it’s number 6 on the list.)

5: Knives Out

In a year of sequels and franchises, Knives out was a refreshingly original movie. A whodunnit where you thought you knew who the killer was for 70% of the movie. With interesting characters who all got what they deserved. It was awesome.

Original Score: 8/10 New Score: 9/10

4: JoJo Rabbit

I don’t watch war movies, as a rule. JoJo Rabbit is an exception. And a brilliant one. They managed to make light of very, very dark subjects,but not in a way that trivialised any of them. Nothing felt trivial in JoJo Rabbit, despite the comedic take. It was beautifully done.

Original Score: 9/10 New Score: 9.5/10

3: Happy Death Day 2 U

The perfect sequel to the perfect groundhog-day-slasher-flick. and I say that with all the love in my heart. I’ve watched Happy Death Day and its sequel so many times. They just makes me so happy. 

Original Score: 9/10 New Score: 9.5/10

2: Us

Us was my number one movie of the year until Ready or Not came along in all its slasher flick glory. It ticked all of the boxes: compelling story, beautiful cinematography, and outstanding acting. It deserves every award, if only they’d give the big awards to genre films, which they don’t, for some reason.

Original Score: 10/10 New Score: 10/10 (even if it’s not my favourite movie of the year, it’s my second favourite still) 

1: Ready or Not

Genuinely the most fun movie I saw this year. The aesthetics were great, the action was amazing, and the story line was coherent. I was laughing with impressed glee the entire movie.

Original Score: 10/10

New Score: 10/10

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