#i love you mermaid au phil

[poltergeist-coffee]

*explodes you with mind*

while we all wait for me to finish cooking with the food so graciously provided to me by vert I thought it only appropriate to give an appetizer

so phil has betta fish type fins (mixed with leafy sea dragon but that's not the focus right now)

well betta fish fins are so big that they are actually exhausting for the fish to use and bettas regularly have to take breaks/naps, and the bigger the fins the more they have to rest

with phil having quite large betta type fins he gets exhausted extremely fast, and this is actually the reason he takes so many naps during the day

sooo imagine a time where forever is taking him out to explore the ocean and not really realizing how taxing it is on phil since his phils are relatively sleek and dont cause him problems. phil doesn't want to say anything because forever is so excited to show him the ocean so he just grits his teeth and bares with it

until he can't anymore and he's just so exhausted he kinda just stops and starts floating down to the sea floor. when forever turns around expecting to see philza there he is shocked to find phil in the sand passed out

he's super worried until he picks phil up and he sleepily blinks at forever and smiles asking if they could take a little break. forever of course scolds him for not asking earlier but is silenced when phil leans up and kisses him to shut him up, "you were so excited, I couldn't bring myself to ask"

forever carries them to some cover so they can rest

they wake up the next morning wrapped in eachothers arms

-🪶

💥💥💥💥💥EXPLODING💥💥💥💥💥

IVE BEEN RDUCED TO ASHES!!! THERES NOTHING LEFT OF ME!!! IM SOOT AND DEBRIS IM GOING OT EAT YOUR WRITING RIGHT NOW ANON!!!!

[maluceh]

That painel was AMAZING, thank you thank you thank you! ❤️

Sorry for missing a few references, could you share a list of all the universes?

damn ok… ummm (from top left to right and so on with every row)

brooklyn nine nine (amy and jake)

morticia and gomez

modern family (claire and phil)

tangled

they’re just drinking chescos in this one

band au

i got lazy so kissy time

dinosaurs

the last of us au

game of thrones au

10 things i hate about you

celebrity au but i tried to do the cinderella concept art cause 50s

old people

slasher

sapphic jily victorian era

mexican folklore dancers

i got lazy again and i just sketched them as spooky cartoons

deleted scene from dead poets society but it’s not them as dps characters, i just wanted a snowy scene

barbie

pirates of the caribbean

anne with an e

legos

elevator love song by BeeDaily (it’s a fic)

cowboy au

how to train your dragon (astrid and hiccup)

percy jackson (them as percabeth)

sapphic jily in the 14th? 15th? century with princess jamie and her loyal guard lily

this is just a kids drawing so you can interpret it as you want (harry drew it or little james or little lily)

vampire au

couple selfie!

sapphic jily with a reference to glee (the cheerleader uniform). so this one is kind of like cheerleader x outcast type of thing

pride and prejudice au (bingley and jane)

set it up (it’s a movie on netflix)

rocks

greys anatomy au (them as mark and lexi)

role swap (quidditch player lily/muggleborn james)

ice skater couple au

juno (reference to the intro credits from the movie where there’s like drawings and stuff, i thought it would be cool idk)

the office (them as jim and pam)

haikyuu (tanaka and kiyoko are literally jily in another font)

patronuses

genderswap jily

romeo and juliet (2013)

before sunrise (1995)

titanic movie

ferris bullers day off (i think they fit sloane and ferris A LOT)

friends (chandler and monica)

maurice (1987)

detectives au (i tried to emulate 1940s drawings but alas i’m only a girl)

mermaid au

mlm jily as Pedro Infante and Jorge Negrete I BELIEVE this is Dos tipos de cuidado (1953) i wanted to draw them as homoerotic mexican actors from the golden age of mexican cinema

canon jily

sapphic jily in bly manor (as dani and jamie)

animal crossing jily

big fish (2003)

sapphic jily as pirates who got caught

idk i took it from a pinterest pic

shadowhunters jily

fantasy jily (?

sapphic jily kissing at sunset

worms

idk what movie this is, i wanted to draw them as silent actors from the 1930s i also tried to use the same art style they used in that era but alas i’m just a girl

widow victorian lily and ghost james (this is a direct reference to Anders Zorn the widow 1883 i believe)

how to lose a guy in 10 days au

shadow and bone au (them as nina and matthias)

ballet dancers au

romeo and juliet AGAIN (1996 tho)

anastasia (1997)

the princess diaries 2 (them as Mia and nicholas)

them with a cat (it’s algernon, the cat is algernon by the way)

spiderman (itsv spider-man to be exact)

i got lazy again and i just doodled them listening to music together

ants

genderswaped jily as emma and mr. knightley (2020)

mamma mia (2008) (love that movie, sophie and sky made me the bisexual i am with that one beach scene)

the hunger games mockingjay part 2 (them as katniss and peeta)

hogwarts professors

coworker rivals

mlm jily but at hogwarts

sapphic jily just vibing (heartstopper vibes??? idk i put the leaves)

shelf awarness by GhostofBambi on ao3 (one of my favorite jily fics)

and that’s it

[bonesandthebees]

im alive (questionable) and im finally back (real) and gods does it feel great to finally read the new rose chapter

I did NOT realise just how MUCH I missed it but DAMN

the crimeboys bonding is going great and theyre doing good in their surviving, im so proud of them

poor phil has to deal with the one thing he cannot control and so he ofc focuses on what he can control, control freak

im enjoying reading about him A LOT, hes so intriguing to me, like yeah so far hes a good character id say, but we get a peak at what he could be capable of and are slowly learning where his priorities and loyalties and limits lie and oh gosh is it fun to watch

and ofc THE BIG MOMENT OF THE CHAPTER: friendly nicknames privileges

and like its a really important and sweet moment in itself and ive been excited for it ever since learning there will be different official names like nikanna and willum and oh did it NOT DISAPPOINT like yesssssss letsgo they are FRIENDS and they let the other call them by their NICKNAMES and it shows how much CLOSER to got and the TRUST and just AHSHSHJSDHBSBSHS YESSSSSSS

and it gets even BETTER bc thats not all, this is a recurring theme with you, whether its a fae name that carries power, a mermaid name that signals family like in last years mermay, knowing a name that reveals the secret identity in superhero aus coming with trust but also responsibility, official and personal names of royals like rose and stars showing friendship or in the other way loss of it, and in glass the reclaiming of self identity thru the reclaiming of name and letting go of a title (which btw the coolest and most genius work with narration ive ever read) you just keep on giving names value in your stories and especially the act of sharing them, the one close to you, with others as a sign of love, even just a little bit and it gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME and the fact its a recurring theme gives it even more meaning, makes it get to me even more

and like its something that happens even in real life in some ways but we often overlook just how much love is hidden in it and I love that it gets to shine like this in your stories

I know we talked about your love for giving names more meaning like this before but I just needed to scream about it again bc IT STILL GETS TO ME

it feels so good to have you back in my inbox (and my ao3 comments) with walls of text like this jiksvokrat

they're doing shockingly well!! shoutout to tommy's survival knowledge wilbur would've been dead by morning without him

I'm so glad you're enjoying the phil pov. I love showing his control issues and how his mind works. he's such a calculating character and I have so much fun writing him

I'm so glad you like my recurring thing with names. I really don't know where it came from, I never had this whole thing with names before I started writing mcyt fic. I think I just really liked it both when I wrote that first fae au fic so many years ago and then when I was writing clinic and there was obviously the whole secret identity thing going on that I just realized I liked the theme and decided to use it where I could.

I just think the act of sharing your name, your identity with someone else can be so vulnerable and full of trust!! I guess this translates to every day stuff as well. like when one of my childhood friends came out as trans to me I felt so happy when she trusted me with her new name and identity (I was one of the first people she came out to). or as a less intense example, part of why I like having an online nickname is that it feels strangely nice to have a name that you guys here can use that's me but also a bit separate from me, but then I have my real name which is reserved for the people I'm closest to (though of course most of my internet friends who know my real name still use bee for me which I don't mind at all). I guess it's kind of like having a public persona vs a private persona. idk, I guess I just really feel the importance of names so I like including it as a theme in my writing.

I'm just very glad you guys aren't getting sick of the whole name giving thing yet lol

[sixthemeowmeowidk]

HELLO SIX MY POOKIE

ok I decided to hand pick some fics from The Vault for u (I sincerely apologize for how messy it is)

Libertango by anonperegrine ! Absolute classic royal au with delicious delicious slow burn and well deserved fluff at the end (there is also a sequel I haven't read yet though)

If Lying Feels More Comfortable When Wearing A Suit, So Be It by A_Concerned_Citizen ! Ok so. If u find this fic you will quickly realize it's unfinished BUT trust me when I say it still totally works and you won't feel anything like missing or left out so it doesn't rlly matter so long as you ignore it. It's got some good ol fake dating they get all domestic and shit it's so cute

Silver Sails and Indigo Scales by VoidAvon ! I love their fics and this one is a mermaid au! Beautiful writing and there are a lot of sorta clueless mermaid Wil and Q hijinks (slow burn too!)

It Is Nothing to Die, It Is Frightful To Not Live by Aba_02_Cash ! Q helps Wil out of a horrible winter storm and soft shit ensues, literally my favorite fic of all time and while you're at it go read all their other fics if ur in the mood of hurt Wil getting taken care by Q

the sunrise is sleeping by ghostieZone ! Q coming home from work to see Wil still sleeping in his bed it's super cute and shit they are just sadly yearning here but FOREHEAD KISSES

What Happens in Las Nevadas, Stays in Las Nevadas by Paperturtledove ! Wil and Q doesn't remember what they did drunk last night, and if u read the tags. Accidental marriage baby! Also a little bit of preening at the start

Meet the Minecrafts by Paperturtledove (again! I didn't even realize they wrote this one too until now) ! Wil invites Q to dinner to the Minecraft household! Shenanigans ensue. Phil and techno are done with their shit

Seniors by d0gteeth ! Tntduo as you guessed it! Seniors. It's pretty short and sweet and I always have a soft spot for angsty teenagers tntduo so this is one of my favorites

The Sanguine Shore by VoidAvon ! Another mermaid au! This one's a oneshot and is super fluffy and just cute as hell. Wil is a loser who falls in love ♥️ oh and nearly dies but that's beside the point

October is for soulmates and October is for lovers by Endergirl ! You know it's good if it's by endergirl. Just a collection of oneshots and they're all super fucking good !! Can't summarize them all here obviously so looks like you have to read it yourself to find out 👀

Being Revived Was a Real Pain In My Back by mintitack ! Q massages Wilbur's back and it's cute :3

you're gonna drown in your sleep by lav_endermoon ! Wil has a nightmare and Q calms him down. A classic. Q's sudden transition to being tender and soft when he realizes what's up got me tho I love it

We Are All Poetry, Night Vale by alittlebitofwonk ! Pretty short and sweet but with some good ol pining and Q is a tattoo artist Wil is a barista all that good stuff

Candle eyes by VoidAvon ! Rivalry in a zombie apocalypse! Oh what's this? Wil realizes making Q smile is better than riling him up to a fight? This isn't like explicitly romantic but if you can read inbetween the lines... Pretty Gay (also one of my favorites cause Avon's stuff is great)

OK FLASH ROUND

Pretend by Endergirl

automate by darkrooms

we got a love that is hopeless by delusionalbutck

The Pain of No Sleep by Bubblemintbabe

no big deal (I love you) by luminouslotuses

All of Aba_02_Cash's works

All of VoidAvon's works

Another glass of whiskey comin' up! by lovelesmae

Ok...that's all I got in me........my final message........ctntduo gay love..dies

THANK YOU TORI U ARE THE REMAINING BACKBONES OF THE CTNTDUO COMMUNITY THIS VAULT IS INSANE

[lillyspeakz]

okay lilly.

i have a few fic ideas that were left from my drafts from 6 months ago which one should i finish first bc im really indecisive:

-a lmanbur x mermaid!reader

-knight!wilbur x princess reader, where he goes to rescue her from another kingdom (that is ruled by dream.) (this is a dsmp au)

-revivebur x reader, based on the line from “oh distint you” - “i gave you my coat, you chose to lean on me instead” where they go to techno’s cabin so wilbur can talk to phil about his feelings for reader.

i have way more but these are the three i really wanna work on!

OMG THEIR ALL SO GOOD!

I’m a whore for some angst or hurt/comfort so the knight!Wilbur one is good- I also love the revivebur one…. Oh! This is hard

…… revivebur. I love him too much

[brick-a-doodle-do]

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR THE MER AU

Okay okay okay

So tell me. How do Mers communicate in this? We got human speech and mix of chirps and clicks or how we going?

In relation to this question can they speak under water or os it the clicks?

Mer types: we talking standard mer shape and different colours or are mers sizes and stuff based on seas creatures? Eg. Whale mer= big and salmon mer= small etc etc.

Mer aging: they age like normal people or do mer pups progress faster? GIVE ME AN IDEA!

And and and ages for our characters! What are they?

What’s Wilbur’s intentions for asking the questions and stuff? I’d he studying for school or personal reasons?

Is Wilbur alone or does he have a family that he’s been kidnapped from?

Annnnnnnd what are they gonna do with him in the deep? I NEED MORE OF A HINT BRICK!!!

Okay so as you can see I really like met fics so I hope these questions aren’t too much. Thank you for answering!!!!🍭🍭🍭🍭

I HAVE ANSWERS!!!!!

clicks, whistles, trills ,, all that fun stuff is definitely a default. it's a known way of communication, but sometimes if things are more chill and relaxed they'll use the languages that they've learned from nearby humans, and if it's more formal, or if they're in a rush, or some other scenarios they'll trill 'n click. so it's a mix of both of them!

they can speak underwater, but they have to have the technology to do so. i'm thinking of some kind of mask-like thing that lets them have the air to talk. which is used very sparingly cause yk the air is kind of limited fdbfjsc ,,, so they basically have snorkels if they really wanna talk.

mmm well there is the standard mer shape with just a normal mermaid tail, which is what tommy has, and what some of the other ones do, but say techno would have that and a mix of other tenticles and super sharp pieces that are kind of like a leviathan or some kind of sea monster. so i don't really have a good answer for this eueueu,,, i kinda want it to be like a fingerprint how every one is different and unique but that technically wouldn't make sense.....unless i just roll with 'it's just a magical world' 😔 tldr: it's not sea creature based but there are some features of them. also tbd.

i'd say like normal people! they go through juvenile states a little bit quicker but it's pretty similar. also mer's have long lifespans in this!

tommy would be like 16, which technically in mer years would be around 19-20 so the human againg to mer aging ratio isn't too drastic ,, wilbur is 23, phil is an ungodly age (/j, he's like 100-110), and techno is a little older than phil.

wilbur's intentions are more personal than anything, cause he really just has an interest in mermaids! funky guy :3 also he doesn't really do anything with his studies, but he would like to put his knowledge somewhere, although he doesn't want to reveal the species' lifestyle to preserve their privacy ,,

wilbur lives alone in the beachhouse, which is off of a relatively small town. he'd dropped out of high school, then never bothered with anything else. he occasionally meets with high school friends (i'm thinking jack and niki, maybe dream/dteam ? his family lives off in a big city pretty far away but they have not abandoned him!

I DON'T KNOW ! what will they do? :3 i will say that he eventually gets a makeshift tail made out of cloth, crab shells, normal shells, and other trinkets tho ,, so it's long-term. or maybe it's wilbur's choice. who knows! :3 (i'm saying this because i have no idea /hj)

thank you for the questions becky !!!!!!!!!!! mer aus are so fun. i love drawing tails because it lets me not draw legs :DDDD

[irrealisms]

if this wine hasn't turned to vinegar liner notes

fic here if you haven't read it!

i've wanted for a while to do a fic about niki & the absence of wilbur--first abandonment, then grief--and then i rolled "platonic soulmates" for a fic exchange challenge and went "yes!!! an excuse to write niki!!!!". i do love her dearly.

if i was not already over the length limit for this fic, it would've had a scene with fundy. fundy's soulmate is, of course, also wilbur.

i have a lot of details about both fairy tale soulmates and dsmp soulmates that didn't make it into the fic. fairy tale soulmate facts include: in the six swans, all six of the girl's brothers have her as their soulmate; in tam lin, janet goes to carterhaugh because she's curious about the name on her wrist; most disney movies about humans are centered on romantic soulmates, but frozen and encanto both have familial soulmates at the forefront, lilo and stitch has both platonic and familial soulmates, and moana doesn't have a soulmate. dsmp soulmate facts include: tommy and tubbo have each other as soulmates; so do schlatt and quackity; so do techno and phil. the name on the most soulmarks is dream; second place is tommy; third place is wilbur.

the prank war between eret and fundy was real and i highly recommend it. ditto the stairfish and the posters and photos ponk put on the wall of his room in niki's city. every dialogue scene is set on a specific date on the dsmp, and i tried to get timeline details as accurate as i could.

i think a lot about the original little mermaid. something that isn't included here but that i made a stab at including a couple times is that the author of the little mermaid, hans christian andersen, wrote it for his friend who he was in love with upon said friend getting married to a woman who he by all accounts loved very much.

the title comes from haunting, haunted, haunts by against me! which i listened to on loop while planning this fic. i highly recommend reading the lyrics and thinking about niki & wilbur in this fic.

people tend to dislike soulmate aus a lot and i do get it but i also really, really like soulmate aus. for the best soulmate au i've personally read, i recommend the line i called the horizon by @regicidal-optimism/consumptive_sphinx.

a lot of the formatting and general idea--very close-third-pov story interspersed by much more omniscient-narrator dry facts about alternate universe worldbuilding and folklore--was inspired by Homecoming is Just Another Word for the Sublimation of the Self by Isabel J. Kim, which i also highly recommend, and which imo did it much better than i did (saying this not to put myself down--i am overall pleased with the fic--just, like, i was trying something new on a deadline, it is not as polished as the published short story it was inspired by, so it goes)

this isn't a fact about this fic but it's a fact about me and the niki-wilbur relationship: in the thes viceduo wilbur duo polls, and specifically in this poll of round 3, i voted for niki & wilbur 139 times.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Ice Cream Masterlist

99 flake (ao3) - obsessivelymoody

Summary: Dan's mum takes him to an amusement park, and an unfortunate accident with ice cream leads to an encounter with an odd, but nice boy.

All It Took Was Ice Cream (ao3) - ExclusiveGorgeousGeek

Summary: Dan buys Phil some ice cream and things get a little....messy.

Ben & Jer-Bears (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: It’s hot, they’re exhausted, and Dan and Phil are maybe a little bit off their rocker. Accidental crotch shots and giggles ensue.

Blue (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: He needs to leave the table for a bit and calm himself down, this often happens on dates or crowded places. He excuses himself and goes to find the bathroom. He walks into the male toilets and is met with a sight that he hasn't seen before.

Someone bending over in purple lace panties.

Chocolate Chip (ao3) - MirabelleG

Summary: Phil works in an Ice Cream parlour and is left to the task of training the hopeless new employee who both annoys and intrigues him.

Chocolate Ice Cream and Bourbon -  daeguk

Summary: It's not as if Dan doesn't want to go to the parties that he's obligated to go to as a university student. It's awkward and uncomfortable, and Dan knows that him and parties should not mix. That is, until he isn't alone, and he meets a solemn writer named Phil.

class a klutz (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan's an asshole who stars in high quality films and Phil's just a clumsy idiot who has bad timing.

How to Flirt: Embarrassed Boy Edition - botanistlester

Summary: As soon as the first ever Cold Stone Creamery opens up in London, Phil knew he had to go. However, it wasn’t the ice cream that made him keep coming back, but rather the cute employee who looks dead in the eyes whenever he has to sing the tip jar songs.

Ice Cream and Jealousy (ao3) - thatonereallyweirdlesbian

Summary: Dan and Phil go into an ice cream shop where Dan meets his ex, Chris. Phil isn't happy.

isolated balcony (ao3) - lilyxxxooo

Summary: Sun? and mermaid ice cream? This calls for a balcony date.

in the light of day (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Dan tells his mother about Phil. (a 2009 fic)

Inexplicably Hopeless (ao3) - kittycatrin

Summary: Dan learns the hard way that sometimes people come into your life and it isn’t meant to be. And then he learns that perhaps it had been meant to be after all. (Or, the one where a sad Dan gets a job at an ice-cream shop and dates a fellow employee, but ultimately falls in love with his employer.)

It’s home (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: A day in the life of Dan and his smitten ice-cream vendor boyfriend Phil, living on the coast of Connemara, Ireland

I Wanna Call You Mine (ao3) - rollingtide

Summary: “Shit” Dan let out and put down Darcy to help the man. He reached out for the man and as fast as he was on his feet again all Dan was met with was blue blue blue. The guy’s eyes were like the ocean and Dan made a quiet thanks to god for not going to the lake. He observed that the black-haired man’s eyes were travelling down and doing the same Dan quickly noticed that they were almost standing chest to chest.

“Shit” was all Dan managed to say, again, as he took a small step away from the guy. “I am so sorry, fuck. I hope you’re not hurt?”.

OR

An Ice cream Au were Phil works at an Ice cream parlour and Dan has a crush on him.

Life's a Beach (ao3) - thewakeless

Summary: A year in the life of Dan and Phil, and their mental health.

Love Scenario - botanistlester

Summary: When Phil first saw him in the spring, he thought he looked like bubblegum.

Messy (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan has a new favourite food and Phil wants him to share

Mint Chocolate Dick - chocolatesaucelester

Summary: Dan works at a small ice cream shop: one day Phil comes in and orders a vanilla ice cream cone, the seductively licks it and stuff - and then blows Dan in the back.

summer love (ao3) - outphan

Summary: Dan on a holiday meets a stranger who changes his whole life.

Surprise Me (ao3) - forestgerard

Summary: Dan just wanted the attractive client from the ice cream shop he worked at to stop asking to "surprise him".

That summer was actually hurting like a motherf***** (ao3) - OliveTheHobbit

Summary: Incredibly hot summer. London. Omega Dan with cramps. Retail job. Being unable to quit it cause they were still too poor.

Like sucks, but Phil is a wonderful partner.

The Way Into a Man's Heart (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: Phil owns an Ice Cream Parlour and has a big crush on his favourite client. If only he could work up the courage to ask him out...

turn my head with talk of summertime (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: there's a lot of sides to Phil that Dan hasn't seen yet, and maybe summer Phil is the one he's really looking forward to

use the sleeves of my sweater, lets have an adventure (ao3) - dayeandknight

Summary: “Are you okay?” Are the first words the boy says to him, as he's laying flat on his back against the hot California sand. And while the appreciates the concern, he didn't come here to make friends. He makes one anyway - maybe more than that.

vanilla softserve sort of day (ao3) - zsunsetz

Summary: dan doesn't want to go outside today, but when his best friend and crush phil lester turns up at his doorstep...well, he had to change his plans a little

where a flower blooms. (ao3) - commonemergency

Summary: Dan is thinking about daffodils and the view of London and how they’re somewhere in that view that they saw, existing in this small space, unseen, but safe. or Dan and Phil go for a run to Hampstead Heath and admire the flowers and eat ice cream.

You Caught My Eye (All I See is You) (ao3) - notanannoyingfangirl

Summary: Dan loves ice cream parlors, with their happy pastel color schemes and atmosphere. The punk guy who works behind the counter is just an added bonus. Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil

[janiedean]

Inspired by your el dorado ask, which made me laugh out loud:

Which ASOIAF ship would you attach to Century Fox’s Anastasia? If you haven’t seen it, any other animated children movie set in ASOIAF-verse is just as welcome.

I have seen anastasia but... er let's say that I have ideological issues with that movie's take on the russian revolution so I have... issues... recasting it in general (like no judging I GET it the main ship is a+ but the last time I watched it I cringed every two seconds don't mind me) so I'll give you alternatives not counting b&tb-related stuff because everyone has done that grrm first and foremost xD

idek if or when i'll get around to it but i've been wanting to do treasure planet with theon as jim and davos as long john silver for years so take it as you want anyway I went to fish that recast it also had wex as morph, jon as the robot, ygritte as amelia and robb as doppler with davos getting crackshipped with alannys and idek how I'd have split it so that robb worked in there but anyway the idea was there

also always wanted to do hunchback of notre dame with a twist as in frollo!c. keeps postaerys!jaime locked up in the tower with only tyrion and maybe sometimes bronn keeping him company until he falls in love with esmeralda!brienne while ditching poor phoebus bc in that context it wouldn't make sense but if I can manage it with quasimodo!tyrion and least-likely-esmeralda-ever!bronn i'mma consider it

ssooooo i have two possible versions of hercules one bc I had once recast it and one because I have it on the commission list so you get both (commissioned one is happening at some point hopefully soon the other one we'll see but), commissioned: jb with hercules!brienne and meg!jaime, hades!tywin/cersei split probably, phil!tyrion and everything else is being currently elaborated, the one I had thought of ages ago: hercules!robb, meg!theon, hades!tywin, sandor/bronn as pain and panic, phil!jaime and brienne at the same time

god someone once suggested me the best bronn/tyrion little mermaid au ever but I have it in the references and I don't remember the casting but anyway ANON WHOEVER YOU WERE I SALUTE YOU ONE DAY WE'LL GET THERE

I'm halfway sure I had once recast frozen just because I could tho it's hardly my favorite disney flick ever but I'm 99% sure i went against my usual castings and it was... robb!elsa, theon!anna, kristoff!jon and ramsay as whoeverthefuck was the name of the evil prince? probably if I don't recall wrong

aaand like I also had recast tangled but it was stevebucky and it was whacked and idk if it works for anyone in asoiaf as much as it's like in my top five animated movies ever because fuck me it was exactly my dynamic *cries* anyway that's what i have on short notice but if you want my crack at any other movie possibly not counting extremely recent stuff bc I'm p. sure the last disney movie i've seen in cinemas was coco I'm more than happy to give it a go xD

[poltergeist-coffee]

roier asks why Phil's mermaid husband can go onto land sometimes and phil straightfaced is just like "my goddess wife saw how pathetic I was being and pulled some strings"

and roier just screams again

-🪶

jaiden is on the ground laughing, bobby is walking over a little concerned for his mom at this point and roier has the most DUMBFOUNDED look on his face. not only is philza half mermaid, forever is full mermaid AND PHILZA'S WIFE IS A GODDESS?!

[lillian-nator]

please do more backyard au hcs this sounds lovely

PEOPLE AND AGES - Tommy (5) Kindergarten - Techno (11) 6th grade - wilbur (18) Senior - Tubbo (4) Kindergarten - Schlatt (19) Just Graduated, goes to Community college - SapNap (7) First grade - Punz (13) 7th grade - Dream (12) 8th grade - Gogy (15) Sophomore - Ranboo (6) Kindergarten - Fundy (15) Freshman - Niki (16) junior - Puffy (17) Senior - Purpled (5) Kindergarten - Big Q (14) 8th grade - Karl (13) 7th grade ----------------------- SPECIES AND RELATIONSHIPS (put into friend groups) - Tubbo (Ram, Schlatt's son) - Tommy (Racoon) - Ranboo (enderman, kind of a street kid) - Purpled (Purple Sheep, Dream and Puffy's younger brother) - SapNap (Demon, Bad's son, Punz's baby brother)

- Techno (Piglin) - Dream (Ram, Puffy's younger brother) - Punz (demon) - Gogy  (Mooshroom) - Big Q (Duck) - Karl (Parrot hybrid)

- Wilbur (Blue Jay) - Schlatt (Ram) - Puffy (sheep - Schlatt's cousin) - Niki (fish? mermaid?) - Fundy (Fox) ----------------------- I think that Philza minecraft just slowly keeps finding kids in his backyard, and he slowly grows very attached to all of them Just like every afternoon his backyard is FLOODED with kids And he doesn’t understand why he’s the house everyone goes to, but he’ll feed them He just slowly finds himself being really endeared by each of them ------------------- And before he knows it, Phil’s warning SapNap and Ranboo away from the water, and balancing Purpled and Tommy on his hips And he knows all their allergies And all their favorite foods And he’s keeping track of the high schoolers grades, bringing Dream, punz, and techno to their games  ----------------- CARPOOL SOCCER MOM Mr. Philza Minecraft --------------------- Dream: Basketball Punz: Football Techno: Baseball Puffy: Softball Small children: Baby Soccer -------------------------- - Phil keeps track of all of boys'  games and practices. Because goddamn it, these kids deserve some sort of parental guidance - Dream, purpled, and Puffy don’t have present parents - Puffy had to step up to the plate - Ranboo’s a street kid - No one really knows if he has anyone - Bad just chilling in hell ---------------------------- Schlatt is really working himself thin, but he tries hard, he really does And everyone can see how much he loves Tubbo Sometimes Phil will wake up and see schlatt passed out on their couch. He got off at midnight But as soon as he gets home from work, Tubbo is immediately in his Dad’s arms Schlatt animatedly talking to the boy But you can just see how much love he has for his boy He’s just a bit too young to bare the burden alone ------------------------------ And the thing is, is that all of these kids are so like, independent Like Phil just needs to feed them And tend to the youngest ones every so often ------------------------------- I think it’s like musical chairs To see who’s sleeping at Phil’s house in the morning Like - who’s on the couch? An air mattress? Guest bed? Sharing a room with one of his kids? All of the small children like to pile around SapNap, who is also a small child, cause he’s warm Punz also always has children flocking him ------------------------------- Punz is also that teen who throws the kids in the pool he cant go into the water himself, prefering to lay on the grass and in the sun, but he does love just chucking kids in ------------------------------- Phil drives a beat up mini van. It’s baby blue It's always filled to the brim with passengers very dirty many crumbs has balls just thrown in it all the time Footballs, basketballs, baseballs, soccer balls it fucking smells, we all know it does Phil owns like 4 of those kid car seats despite only having one kid in that age group ---------------------------- Also if you couldn't tell Niki basically lives in the pool she's a fish hybrid so its a salt water pool instead of chlorine because its better for Niki --------------------------- Tommy, Tubbo, purpled, Ranboo, and SapNap play baby soccer its the best part of this au It’s so adorable, and Tommy picks at flowers the entire time Sometimes. Ranboo will come and entertain him for a little. Try and get him back in the game. He gives up when Tommy sits down tho Ranboo will more often then not join Tommy cause mmmm grass Tubbo is insanely competitive as a little kid we been knew though When he gets older Tommy gets really into it But as a baby He just chases bugs Plus he’s a raccoon hybrid, so shiny ------------------------ HE HOARDS SHIT UNDER HIS BED IS A MESS he as in fucking baby racoon Tommy whats the word for baby racoon small baby kit Phil 1000% calls him kit BABY RAMS ARE CALLED BUCKS FUCKING EVERYONE CALLS TUBBO "BUCK" THATS SO CUTE IM LOSING MY SHIT Things go lost? Go check tommys room Bermuda Triangle of a bedroom Very much like - Phil has to have a talk with him about it And he’s like “ I know you feel like you have to take them Kit, but they’re not yours” “If you want it, just ask me and I’m

sure we can figure something out.” Tommy also loses interest as soon as he gains it tho Tommy chitters at them They nod liek they understand and go “Uh huh, sounds mighty interesting Kit,” And then they pick him and let him climb around them -------------------------------- So much rough housing like SO much they're hybrids man Tommy also teethes ok. Chews on shit when his canines grow in so does Techno, and SapNap, and Punz (Punz and Techno's canines already grew in though, but they still chew on shit) The rams Rub their heads against stuff Head Itchy ------------------------------- A lot of Phil’s days off are just spent by the babies, just who are growing in hybrid traits He scratches Tubbo, sapnaps, and Puroled heads They’re all growing in horns Gives Tommy things to chew on Purpled. Never gets full horns. They are always little stubs just barely sticking out of his hair. His ears looks more human than ram too. Just for some reason never really grew into his hybrid traits And purple eyes He gets so upset about it too, when Tubbos horns outgrow his, because he’s older He’s a bit different. But it’s like being brunette in a family of blondes. It’s not unheard of He just is tearing up and Phil is just like “oh Bud, come ‘ere” They're like 8 And Tommy just gives Purpled the biggest hug, because Tommy is a sweetheart as a kid ------------------- I think that even the older kids wrestle Like obviously Dream, Techno and the rest of the middle school gang do Because they’re so fucking competitive Dream is so quick to just. Grab someone and wrestle them to the floor No warning But like, you’ll catch Wilbur and Schlatt jumping at each other Or Wilbur throwing Fundy over his shoulder Or anyone just man handling gogy ------------------- Phil gets to a point where he calls them all his kids And asks where they are when they aren’t At his house ------------------------ Puffy bringing them (Dream and Purpled) over after school. They go outside and play. Puffy sighs and collapses at the dining table. Phil silently hands her a coffee. “I’ll keep em busy” he says “you get some homework done” She looks up, and puts her head in her hand, “Dream has basketball practice in an hour” Phil just pats  her on the back. “I got it.” ----------------- Also let’s talk about how much food Phil needs to buy Like even if it’s just lunch That’s like 15 growing boys He can afford it, He just has to watch out for allergies He buys so many fucking snacks man Whole damn store He goes through like crates of those little chip variety packs Tubbo only likes the crunchy Cheetos Tommy likes barbecue Niki likes salt and vinegar Punz likes Doritos He knows which ones they all like I’m just imagining Phil calling out for the kids And they’re like lining out of the kitchen Oldest to youngest so that Phil can help the little ones They can eat anywhere in the yard, but Ohil has the little ones eat at the picnic table They’re all dripping wet from coming out of the pool, and he needs to make sure they eat their fruit and popsicles, they have tons of popsicles. ------------------ Phil totally takes Dad tax Like a chip from every plate And a tatertot from each breakfast very dad of him to do ------------------- Not not Phil kissing each of their foreheads goodbye And “drive safe” And “have a good day" ------------------ He’ll still pick up Texhno And Dream and Punz, right by the armpits And tucks them into bed ----------------- Tommy when he gets wet He loves swimming but the poor baby: his fur It’s hard to get him in the water but once he’s in it’s hard to get him out Because he feels all heavy and sticky afterwards ------------------ Adventures in the woods TOMMY IN HID NATURAL HABITAT Small boy makes hidey hole You may be asking Does. Does Tommy crunch on the leaves He does Like on ever y single one Carefully -------------------- All of the little kids And even technos group Just bonk heads Because of the goats They all just do it Sometimes softly Sometimes roughly Techno always does it roughly tho Rough houser Dream doesn’t mind Makes it feel like he has a

herd Feeds a primal instinct for ram playmates Feeds a primal instinct for ram playmates - Small boy And puffy has outgrown it But a young piglin brute? Perfect playmate. ------------------------- AND THATS THE AU YOU'RE WELCOME

[samplingmoonsters]

Sammy, I must ask you a question. Will you write this for me <3 Ive fallen inlove with the Security Breach DreamSMP Au but the only one that makes it is Dreambur, and i really cant help but want it in Dreamnoblade. Im not good at writing so i came to you, the next best obtion! So basically, Dream, Technoblade, Niki, Tommy, Philza, Ranboo, Tubbo, and Quackity is in this AU. This was from a gacha video. Ill give you the link if you want it. <>https://youtu.be/BFibdlX3ksM<> Dream, Technoblade, Ranboo, Tubbo, and Niki are the animatronics. Dream is basically the one that looks after, aside from Phil, the animatronics and the one that the others report to. He is as well as the dancer from what i saw, so Ballora. <>Made sheep but any animal<> Technoblade is basically the aggressive one, and Dream keeps him in order. <>Pig Animatronic<> Ranboo is basically the baker or Chica. <>Enderman Animatronic<> Tubbo is basically Roxanne or the trouble maker. <>Sheep or Ram Animatronic<> Niki seems to also bake and perform for children. <>Mermaid Animatronic<> They made Ranboo and Tubbo brothers, as well as Dream buuut. Quackity is basically Vanny <>Duck Costume<> Philza is the nightguard, That fixes and watches the animatronics but doesnt know their possessed. Tommy is Gregory. I want this AU really bad, with Dreamnoblade, :<

This has been sitting in my inbox for days, sry for the late reply I was doing art stuff :')

I really love the idea of a Security Breach DreamSMP Au! It gives me a lot of opportunities to write and draw hot robo brute!Techno and who doesn't want some more brute!Techno, right!? Since we know Dream is a hugeeee scaredy cat when it comes to horror games or anything that is creepy, he would be very overwhelmed with looking after the robots.

I know that another dnb blog once mentioned wanting to write this kind of AU but I forgot who it was, sry :') maybe they're already working on something similar, I don't know uwu

But I'm also considering writing one since I really want to write more brute!Techno in the future! Thanks for the ideas!

[shyrose57]

AU(s) where all the mod videos Tommy does, along with some other videos, are all alternate universes, and their residents end up in the SMP. Chaos ensues. 

Voice Mod AU:

Universe where nobody talks aloud. They telepathically communicate, and the closer you are, the clearer and louder you are, unless you have the control the lower your mental voice.

Why?

Post-apocalyptic world(because Tommy said welcome to the new world at the start, and I too that and ran with it). They’re the new versions of humans, created after life returned on the planett, and the telepathy is a survival method, because outward noise draws predators, inner noise does not. 

This also means they possibly have some other features similar to that. Like maybe Quackity’s duck wings being from some newly evolved duck species in the new world, Wilbur being a bit abnormally tall, or similar. I’m not sure. 

Oh hey, no, Wilbur can be like a tree hybrid or something, cause Treebur. 

Basically, evolution and telepathy.

Wilbur has a horse named Bert, he is speedy, and spends just as much time dragging his owner out of trouble than he does riding him into it.

The gang is basically just traveling the lands, exploring what’s about.

There are fish-horses, ender-horses, spider-horses, silverfish ponies, and horses that are somewhat like a breed between llamas and sheep in the world.

There are a lot of new horse breeds.

The Quackity of this universe wears clothes a lot like Manhunt Dream’s, hoodie-wise, but it’s all bright blue, and his mask has the :] face on it.

Size Mod AU:

Universe where people can shift and change sizes, though only to certain ones.

For example, Wilbur’s stuck small. He can shift to the size of a small dog, height wise, or that of a flower, but he can’t get big. Quackity can go smaller than Wilbur, or literally bigger than the Enderdragon. Both Tommy can be normal sized, or big, and Phil’s can be about the size of a tree, or become the size of a small mountain. 

They all live in a nice house in the plains and spend their time terrorizing the locals.

Wilbur has a little house within the house, and he uses his size to cause havoc more often than not. Quackity is equally guilty of this.

Sometimes when the kids are being particularly bad, Phil puts the smaller ones in a compost bin and holds Tommy off the ground until he starts behaving. 

Quackity’s a follower of the Blood God. Not to Techno’s length, but he goes and kills rabbits for him, and dedicates the chaos his giant form causes to the guy. In return, the four always have a flourishing harvest, and Quackity’s absolutely mean in battle. 

Wilbur sleeps in one of Tommy’s old shoes that he stole and made into a bed.

Honestly, Wilbur’s kind of like the house mouse. He steals stuff and vibes in his little home in the walls. The cats that occasionally slip in try to eat him a lot too.

Wilbur and Quackity are bird hybrids, Tommy’s a zombie hybrid(cause he’s fighting a zombie and saying ‘I burn’ at that little bit), and Phil’s an iron golem hybrid.

Quackity and WIlbur have little bird-houses set up around the area for them to dart into and hide if anything comes after them.

They all met when tiny Q and Wilbur tried to rob Tommy and Phil. They succeeded with Tommy, but Phil was less than impressed at the attempt. Somehow it resulted in them all sharing a house.

Dragon Mod AU:

Universe set in more medieval-themed world. Phil, Quackity, and Tommy are dragon hunters. Wilbur’s a mischievous dragon sorcerer who enjoys shapeshifting into a dragon to mess with people. The hunters were originally sent after him, but spent more time frantically running for their lives while he laughed at them.

Wilbur’s actually good friends with the actual Enderdragon, who he calls Keithette. It was with her blessing that he decided to pick on the hunters.

He just spends all of his time messing with them. That’s all he does. He messes with them. It’s originally more malicious, which means they had a ridiculous amount of deaths, but they eventually all grew fond of each other, so now it’s more playful. 

He helps them find treasure and scares off rivals. 

Tommy’s a trained medic. 

Quackity and Wilbur are...something? It’s a Skephalo situation. They could just be very affectionate friends, or they could be dating, or they could be messing with everyone. Nobody knows, and everytime they think they’ve figured it out, the two seem to magically know and do something to throw them off.

They’ve confused many, many people with their antics. 

(They’re probably messing with people though, because they definitely know what they’re doing)

When the actual Enderdragon and her egg mysteriously went missing, Wilbur rounded up his friends and asked for their help in finding her-so now the group is on a quest to find her and return her to the End.

Natural Disaster Mod AU:

Universe where world ending natural disasters just keep happening. It killed off a lot of people, but honestly, at this point, it’s been going on for years, and those that remain are pretty used to it.

Tubbo and Wilbur are followers of the Mule God, and were brought together by him. Jack and Tommy are two good friends who came together to survive. And Phil’s a top-tier survivalist who keeps an eye on the four, mostly because he’d feel bad if they died too often while they live in the area.

Though they’re all three different groups, they stick together and help each other out.

Tommy and Tubbo were childhood friends before the disasters separated them. A young Jack found Tommy and took him in, and Tubbo was saved and blessed by the Mule God. They’re still friends, but have somewhat grown apart with their differing lifestyles. 

Tommy’s a penguin hybrid. 

Tubbo and Wilbur have been known to try and scam people passing by, and they have tried this with everyone in the area too-the difference is the ones who stick around know better than to buy it. 

Whenever Tommy wants to hang out, he declares he’s rescuing Tubbo, and steals him from whatever he’s doing. Wilbur has long since accepted that occasionally Tubbo is going to be stolen, and doesn’t even blink anymore. 

Tommy wears green, and Tubbo wears red. 

Storm riding is a favored sport of Tubbo’s, where you grab a hang glider and get swept up into the storm. Jack hates it, but often gets dragged along anyway. 

Morph Mod AU:

Universe where shapeshifters are more common, and Tommy, Charlie, Phil, Schlatt, and Wilbur are all a clan of them. 

They co-exist with humans, and actually protect the local villages they live close too. 

They also spend a lot of time messing with people outside said villages, but that’s unimportant. 

Charlie and Wilbur prefer to be aquatic creatures. while Phil transforms into whatever works better for the environment he’s in. Schlatt just does whatever, and Tommy usually sticks to human form, only shifting when he’s bored or he needs too. 

Wilbur tried to transform into a horse once, while in fish form. He’s not sure what exactly happened, but long story short, he’s the reason for the myth of the hippocampus.

They have a house in the village, one out, and then general little areas meant for them in animal form. 

Because shapeshifters are strongly group-oriented, they prefer to shift in pairs or groups. Charlie and Wilbur typically pair up, as do Schlatt and Tommy. Philza doesn’t really have that instinct as strongly, so he just stays close to them instead. 

Laser Eye Mod AU:

Universe set in a futuristic setting, where, due to an ancient void deity becoming malicious, Tommy, Phil, Charlie, and Wilbur are selected to become plasma wielding cyber warriors(futuristic magical girls, basically) to fight back against such threats.

These four’s cybernetics were embued with magic to produce specific plasma that would be effective against threats.

Phil wields divine plasma, and it’s fired out from his cybernetic wings, which were implanted as a military experiment. He can even detach a feather to act as a plasma covered sword.

Tommy wields phoenix plasma, and it’s fired out of his cybernetic eyes, which were transplanted into him when he was in an accident young, rendering him blind. They allow him to see by scanning out the outlines of objects and areas, and feeding the image into his brain.

Wilbur wields soulfire plasma, which is fired from his prosthetic legs, which have a kind of mermaid-motif, with fins and all, and make him a fast swimmer.

And Charlie wields greekfire plasma, fired from his cybernetic arm-it can also fire slime-like globs that rapidly grow and incase the area they’re attached too. 

Wilbur was actually the first selected for the program, but he went missing shortly after, stolen and controlled by the void deity, who turned him into quite the obstacle for the others.

They eventually rescued him from it’s control, and after he recovered, he joined the fight. 

Endermen and endermen hybrids are common minions of the void deity-it seems to have End-based origins, being able to control them.

Lava Ravine Mod AU:

Universe where Phil, Charlie, Wilbur, and Tommy are all strangers, who get a mysterious invite to an unknown world. It seems like a lovely vacation at first, strangers aside, but things turn deadly when a seemingly normal ravine in the ground begins to grow, the lava inside it begins to rise, and our heroes find themselves unable to leave the world.

They soon realized they may have been selected for their ability to survive, but to do that, they’re going to have to all work together.

Tommyinnit originates from the world of RLcraft, Phil grew up in Hardcore Mode, Charlie is a fallen god from a world of chaos, and Wilbur has lived through a world like this before.

They build a giant glass and stone dome, and live within there, using their various skills to survive. 

Wilbur pretty much knows how this world works to a T, and is able to predict when the lava will raise and how quickly. He knows how to survive and work around the heat.

Tommy and Phil have a variety of skills from their lives before, not limited to first aid and cooking.

And Charlie’s got a bit of godly power he can put to good use here, as well as many out-of-the-box ideas for what to do.

Charlie brought a card-game from his old world, and teaches Wilbur how to play. It becomes a favorite past time of theirs. 

Jump Mod AU:

Universe where enhanced individuals have recently begun to exist. Tommy, Wilbur, and Quackity are some of many who choose to use their new abilities for their own gain, becoming thieves. They were taken under the wing of master thief Philza, who was in the game long before he gained his new powers.

Or, well, they were thieves. A job gone wrong resulted in them being caught by authorities, and forced into a deal. Once thieves for their own gain, now they’re agents for the government, stealing back what was stolen from their country. 

All of them are generally more physically enhanced, with agility, endurance, and all that jazz. But they also have other abilities. 

Tommy’s faster than anyone. Wilbur can refract light, essentially becoming invisible. Phil can communicate with birds. And Quackity can change the density of anything he touches, himself excluded. 

Philza was actually caught because he stayed behind for his new partners. He had realized someone was looking into them, and didn’t want the younger ones going into that alone. 

TNT Mod AU:

Universe where everyone is a mob hybrid, and they live divided in tribes. Tommy, Phil, Charlie, and Wilbur are a tribe/keg of creeper hybrids, who protect their territory, and cause havoc for any trespassers who happens upon them.

No one dares settle there, because these four are just as likely to swear a village’s protection as they are to laugh as they set it ablaze. It’s purely up to how they feel at the moment, finicky keg that they are. 

However, there is a reason some do venture here. 

Every tribe/(name for grouping of specific mob) guards a certain treasure. For the creeper boys, it’s an orchard of apple trees that grow, not only red apples, but gold ones too-and rarely, a god apple.

If you do happen to stumble upon their territory unintentionally, your best bet is to appeal to Wilbur, as he does have a soft spot for people-of course, you’ll need to make sure none of the others think you’re taking advantage of that soft spot, lest they slowly and painfully kill you for even considering it.

Creepers are very friendly to them, and see them as one of their own. Other mobs, not so much.

The orchard is surrounded by a dense forest, that’s abruptly lets up to a clearing that rings around it. This is where the keg lives, in high tree houses all connected to one another.

Their forest is their pride and joy, and it’s filled with many exotic trees and plants from around the world. Bringing them an addition for it is a sure way to assure your survival, and even gain an alliance, if it’s a really good addition.

Likewise, messing it up even slightly will immediately get you murdered.

Black Hole Mod AU:

Universe where the sun exploded and became a black hole that’s slowly consuming the world. Though many perished, some survived, with the advanced technology in the future.

Wilbur, Charlie, Phil, and Tommy are some of those survivors. 

Charlie is a scientist, studying the black hole to see if there’s anyway to perhaps stop it, or survive within it once it consumes them.

Phil’s a former mercenary who came to the lab with Tommy, after finding the young student stumbling about the remains of a city.

Wilbur’s the former on-board scientist from the crew that first encountered the black hole. He was originally presumed dead, but suddenly reappeared one day, and was found nearby by Phil, who dragged him to the lab. He’s...different. He’s seen things.

Charlie and Wilbur graduated from the same university, and were actually working in the same lab before Wilbur joined his crew in space for an up-close study.

Philza has a bad habit of adopting any creature he finds, and it’s become something of a joke by the four. He adopted Tommy, he’s adopted Wilbur and Charlie, and he has quite a few birds and other creatures that followed him back.

Body Shuffle Mod AU:

Universe where glitches a common sight, and humanity has evolved alongside them.

The world basically...well, I wouldn’t say revolves around? But glitches are a large part of life at this point, and players have specifically evolved to be able to work with them.

A common glitch includes the Body Glitch, where random body parts will seemingly vanish off a person without causing them harm or effecting them.

Tommy and Charlie are Takers, people who have a special, glitch-specific gene that allows them to take a glitch effecting a being or item, and pull that effect from said being/item, and upon themselves.

They’re equally loved and hated, considering the rarity of the gene, and what uses it could be employed for.

The two have a business that they use this ability to take and relocate glitches for various purposes.

Philza and Wilbur are the two’s bodyguards turned friends, who protect them from less savory people, and suss out the ones with bad intentions.

Gas Mod AU:

Universe set in a modern fantasy world where a mysterious gas suddenly overtook the planet. Many died. A few survived-but for some of them, that was the crueler fate, as the mysterious gas began to make them monsterous creatures that sought flesh and blood.

Tommy, Charlie, Phil and Wilbur are the scattered survivors in a city overtaken by the gas, banding together to fight back the monsters born from the green fog, and stay alive. 

Wilbur was formerly a cartographer on a ship. He’s also half siren, and his most priceless possession is a diamond dagger given to him by his former captain.

Charlie is a doctor, as well as a wizard. His magic pet is a slime-like dragon. Yeah, he’s not sure where the little guy came from either.

Phil got a whole cocktail of heritage, but most are sky-related, so he’s got a strong grasp on air magic, which he uses to create safe bubbles for the gang to breathe freely.

And Tommy’s a low tier human-turned demon after death- an imp, basically. He causes havoc.

They all have to wear gas mask, which are heavily enchanted to keep the gas from affecting them.

The group basically just has a weirdly domestic life in the abandoned city, after they cleared out an abandoned apartment building to chill in.

Surgery Mod:

Universe where the gang are the experiments of a mad scientist having escaped.

Tommy is a poison-based experiment, Wilbur is a Nether-based one, Philza is an End-based experiment, and Charlie is an Over-world based one.

They were all grouped together in a cell because the older three are part of the Dimension Project, and Tommy accidentally imprinted on Wilbur when he was created, meaning he would have died if he was separated from him.

The four eventually decide that they hate this life, and stage a break out with the rest of the guys experiments. 

Once they escaped, they decided to travel the world as a family, exploring everything they’d never had the chance to see, and finding where they belonged in this place.

Lava Floor Mod AU:

Universe where all the oceans in the world have been replaced by lava. For Ninja, Tommy, Wilbur, and George, their get-along vacation goes south when they’re stranded alone on a chain of distant islands, far from any sign of civilization. 

If they ever hope to survive, they’ll have to put their issues to the side and work together to get to the one place unaffected-the Nether.

Tommy ‘Smokes’ Notfound, and Wilbur ‘Soot’ Fortnite are the two children of the struggling couple George ‘Specs’ Notfound and Ninja ‘Bow’ Fortnite, who haven’t seen each other in years, despite still being married.

The two, knowing how close their kids were, agree to meet up so the two can hang out, which is why they ended up on this vacation on the first place. 

Wilbur and Smokes would really appreciate if their parents could get along too-it’d make vacation a lot nicer without all the tension. And yes, they could worry about all the oceans turning to lava, but they won’t. Instead, they’re going to be gremlins who try to get their parents to make up, whether that means divorce, or becoming a happy couple again.

Rising Void Mod AU:

Universe where the planets are being eaten by the void. Tommy, Philza, and Quackity are all aliens who managed to escape the demise of their home planets, and crashed landed on Earth, with the intention of warning them of what was coming.

Unfortunately, the only guy around for miles is Ranboo, a conspiracy theorist who prefers his isolated mountain cabin to the city...and also is in complete denial about the existence of aliens, even if they’re standing right in front of him. 

Quackity is from a planet where ores and gems have a large part of fashion culture.

Tommy’s planet was the first to fall. However, Quackity was the one who was closest to be touching, and it leaves side effects-like him occasionally hearing it’s eldritch whispering calling for him to surrender himself to it and stop fighting-

But, y’know. It’s fine. It’s all good.

(Although he does happen to be the most aware of their inevitable fate, and uses humor to cope with the knowledge that no matter how hard they try, he and these people he’s grown to care for are going to die, and there’s absolutely no way to stop that)

Sky Grid Mod AU

Universe where Ranboo is a young, lonely god born to a grid-formed world. Though he has made many interesting creations, he decides he wants someone like him. Who can listen, and answer, and love, and hate.

And the universe loves him, so it answers.

It finds two souls who’ve died too young, and puts them into his hands to mold as he wishes. One, he creates in colors of green, like grass, and emeralds, and poison alike. The other, he creates in colors of red, like lava and poppies, and warm beds.

Their names are Tubbo and Tommy, and they’re different than what he thought they’d be. They cannot be controlled or remade, but they can bleed, and they can laugh, and most importantly, they can make choices.

And they choose to love him, taking him in their embrace as a friend, treating him kindly, and as one of their own, regardless of his power or abilities. 

The three make a home in the gridded world, finding themselves and never fearing the fall, because the world loves both it’s godling, and the people made within it.

Terraforming The Moon AU:

Universe where the remains of humanity have fled to the moon upon the destruction of earth. They unintentionally awake age-old space deities, who, luckily for them, feel like lending a hand-mostly. 

Wilbur is the only actual deity of the moon, but the rest of the SBI spend more time there than they don’t, because humans are interesting.

Tommy’s the youngest god, a deity of the stars within their young galaxy-it’s a position that was passed onto him by the former star deity, Clara.

Technoblade is the deity of both Mars and Venus. He’s actually been to Earth a few times before it’s destruction, and finds their cultures fascinating-particularly the Greek and Romans.

Philza is the god of the End. The oldest, he’s not just a deity, he’s a primordial of the end of all things. Truthfully, it was the very end of Earth that awoke him from his slumber, and it’s former inhabitants interesting lives that keep him awake.

They all pick a human to favor, and help out. Changes on the day.

Honestly, they aren’t necessarily malicious? They don’t really consider the fact that humans don’t have the same limitations and powers as them, so occasionally they fuck something up that somebody worked hard on, and don’t understand why they don’t just fix it already, not realizing that the humans actually have to take awhile to do that.

One Hundred Player Laboratory AU:

Universe set in modern time. 

Wilbur and Technoblade are two university students trying to do a study for their finals-unfortunately, the rats they were supposed to use are both oddly sentient, and incredibly chaotic.

Techno and Wilbur are doing a study of behavior, and other scientific things. To do this, Techno has built a large, complex maze/building thing.

And Wilbur purchased a bunch of rats-except, he probably should have been a bit more careful who he bought from, becomes these rats definitely understand human speech, are all not normally colored, and desire to be as annoying and detrimental to their grades as possible.

To put it lightly, it’s not going well.

George’s If You Laugh You Lose Rematch AU:

Universe set in a chaotic, light-hearted world.

Sapnap, Karl, George, and Dream are some of the world’s residents.

Karl and Dream are chaotic shapeshifters who enjoy messing with George.

Sapnap’s a mischievous nether spirit who likes to team up and help them do it.

Karl can shift into objects, and Dream can turn into animals. 

The whole world is comedic, and all it’s residents have a permanent case of the giggles-to the point of making a game of how long one can hold off laughing.

Sapnap usually takes the form of an enderman or enderman hybrid 

[kiira-44]

What if the dsmp characters were the incarnation of fairy tales characters? Like once upon a time au?

The idea is the next and is not yet define I think it could be more like a character design thing but whatever I’m going to brain root

NIKI = Jeanne D Arc. She is the 2nd in command of the Tales empire royal army. She has a strong determination and personality. A great chess player and quality bakery skils. Right hand of Technoblade (General of the royal army) She comes from a humble background. Her parents have a bakery shop in this little fishing village near a curious shop and so, she immediately become friends with the other girl that was in that near shop. She hopes she is alright.

FUNDY = Robbin Hood. Orphan fox, that lost her mother in the attack their neutral fishing village by the nightmare empire. Since then he hate every aristocracy figure. He see them as people that don’t see further than their money. His father get lost when he was very little the only thing that can remember of him was the lullaby that he and his mother sang to him. It is one of his precious memories

WILBUR = Merlin (unclear) Prince and heir of the Thorne of Tales empire. He has high respect for his father but it was not really interested in the royal thing. Has adventure in his veins which has led him to more than one trouble. He has the ability to hold magic and manipulate it. He meet a girl in the past now he miss her dearly, he hopes she is alright.

Sally = Little Mermaid. She worked in a curious shop in a fishing village. Meet a curious man and fell in love. After a while a new member joined the family, a little hybrid fox. She was happy. However everything change. Her lover needed to run away for the shake of everyone, he begged her to come with him but she refuse. A few days later an army attacked the village. She died protecting her most precious thing. Her little fox.

The following ones are not or in process of background any suggestion is welcome :)

Phil = King Arthur. King of the tales empire. I still figuring out his background but I will tell you that Excalibur is going to be part in it

Kristine = lady of the lake. Queen of the tales empire. As Wilbur she holds magic….

Technoblade = undefined

Tubbo = undefined

Ranboo = undefined

DreamTeam = undefined (I’m lazy)

This is all for the moment! I know is not incredibly accurate but well I like the idea even if it’s quite simple! I hope you like it! Cyaaa

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

Another AU idea: (I’ve been working on this one for a while)

Dream escapes prison while everyone is asleep thanks to Ranboo in his other state and George. Dream begins his plan of revenge by casting a spell in the form of a powerful potion with the help of XD (both Schlatt and Wilbur have been revived by this point) which causes each member to wake up in their own perfect fairytale they can’t escape from. At least, it looks perfect on the surface. In reality, each is a nightmare prison that they’re trapped in due to all the things and emotions they haven’t faced and are too scared to face. They’re all ignorant of what their lives were like before the dream, it’s all a fuzzy blur.

I haven’t figured them all out yet, but Schlatt is trapped in that old fairytale where everything he touches turns to gold (he ends up getting imprisoned by his friends and called a monster).

Wilbur is trapped in a Little Mermaid Daydream where he gets to live his perfect life with Sally forever, his family and friends all happy (but he ends up ruining it by going crazy and killing one of them by the end of the day, and the day resets).

Tommy is trapped in a Jack and the Beanstalk situation with Phil as his father sending him to sell the cow he named Tubbo (“No one keeps a cow for a friend!”) only to be tricked by Dream giving him magic beans, leading him to extort the kindness of Sam the Giant.

Tubbo is in a Cinderella type situation where he keeps being a doormat and being kind to his ‘family’ - Schlatt, Wilbur and Techno - who won’t stop manipulating and being mean to him. He says he wants to get out of the house one time to go to this party, and ofc his ‘family’ have to make it harder by giving him so many tasks to complete. The reason Tubbo is compelled to stay in this nightmare is because he’s scared of being rejected and alone. Eventually with Eret as his fairy godmother, he gets to actually go to the party where he becomes fast friends with Tommy, but he never reveals his name and the day keeps repeating because Tubbo doesn’t want to get attached to someone who might hurt him like his ‘family’ does.

Phil is in a sleeping beauty sequence type situation where he has to face down a powerful sorcerer who is keeping his son captive, only to realize that it was all a trick by his son to dispose of him, leading him to run for his life as his own son chases him down wanting to kill him.

Techno is stuck in a loop of saving people he’s close to from death and feeling like a hero, only for them to end up killing Phil in return. This leads him to a murder mystery situation where he has to figure out who’s the traitor, when in reality they’re all traitors, and every time he fails the day and his memory resets.

Ranboo doesn’t get a dream because “you’re already living your worst nightmare.” And Dream doesn’t think it could get better than having to sleep and try to forget in his own body for Ranboo.

Purpled and George who are neutral and kind of loyal to him in Dream’s eyes get to stay in his new server where it’s only them while everyone else stays in stasis chambers in their own eternal punishments for messing with Dream.

What do you think?

Holy fuck. We can add so much angst and creative things in this au. I can add so many fairy tales in here and I love it.

I love all of this. I love them all.

I especially love that we have everyone be in a sleep of sorts and in a fairy tale. I like Tommy, Tubbo, and Schlatt’s the best.

Ranboo’s is super sad. Oh my god. He’s already in his worst nightmare so he doesn’t get a dream.

Also, I would like to think Purpled was okay with this at first until he saw that Punz is one of the people who apparently wronged him. So now he’s going to get George to snap out of it, tell him that Dream is a dick and that he’s keeping Sapnap hostage. And drag him out of the apathetic mindset he has in the story.

[angelsandarsenic]

Wilbur x Sally Little Mermaid AU

Sally has the ability to turn into a full fish or a person after the magic and she uses it to mess with people and make them think Wilbur is actually talking to and falling in love with a salmon in a fish bowl

prince Wilbur who’s more concerned with his music and living his life than finding a partner like everyone wants him too (because Techno is aro/ace but the throne needs heirs)

ocean queen Niki who forbids human interaction because of an old romance with royal ship captain Puffy that went horribly wrong

Tubbo who dreams of sailing the seas and interns (or smth) with Puffy, and Schlatt as Grimsby who hates the sea

Tubbo and Ranboo adopting a piglet from a slaughterhouse Book of Life style

sally nicknaming tommy kraken

sea witch dream??? but doesn't necessarily have to make him the villain (I took some lines from the disney movie but it doesn't have to follow that plot)

Quackity as Scuttle

Beach picnics

Sally stealing some of Wilburs clothes even after she could easily get her own

sally telling Wilbur that merpeople eat sand (they don’t)

sally being a general menace now that she has legs because she's discovered she loves climbing and jumping off of high things

mermaids with fangs because they're carnivores and eat other fish

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(Ive written some bits for it for fun. They're definitely missing parts though like where the (...)s are) ===== is breaks between the random blurbs. Some suggestive dialogue but that's it.

Tommy Bigman Innit Minecraft was tired.

He was tired of Tubbo and his "marriage" to Ranboo that Tommy wasn’t apart of, and he was tired of their fawning over their new adopted (and decidedly not adorable) pig-son that he was also not apart of, so he would go find his own “son” thank you very much! He would go down to the beach, and he would find a child, and he would name it Clementine (or something equally awesome), and-

-and that was how he caught his brother kissing a fish.

——————

Yes. A literal fish.

Well, of course it was literally a fish—fish live in the ocean and the prince’s palace happened to be right next to the ocean. Also, mermaids weren’t real, so a fish was the most interesting thing to see in the water.

It was a salmon from the looks of it (he didn't know fish as well as the sailors). Wilbur had tripped over a silly little salmon somehow washed up on the beach. The poor thing must be nearly dried up by now if it had been here since the storm ended last night. Wilbur gently picked it up, brushed the sand off making sure none got in between the delicate scales, and placed it back in the shallows of the ocean, tiny waves lapping at his exposed ankles.

The water felt nice, he decided. Maybe he would stay here forever instead of going back to the castle to meet more suitors. The last thing he wanted was to put on that stiff fancy coat and kiss more random hands and sit through awkward dinners and mind numbing turns around the garden that his father insisted on, with someone he already knows he's not into. He's not looking for a relationship at all, frankly. But no, Phil insists.

Wilbur dropped his jacket, letting the slow sea breeze ruffle his hair as he plops down on the sand. The sun was setting--he'd have to go back eventually. It wouldn't do for the crown prince to be out late, not to mention Tommy's incessant nagging when his brother does anything even hypothetically suspicious (not that he ever does).

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"I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue..." The crew sang as they went about their tasks, pulling ropes and climbing the mast. Wilbur grinned. He didn't know the words to their shanty, but he loved being out on the ship regardless.

Schlatt didn't seem to agree, ducking his head over the starboard side of the ship as if he might be sick. Wil hurried down to the main deck to help the captain hoist the sail. "An excellent breeze and a following sea," Puffy remarked. "Queen Amphitrite must be smiling on us today!" Despite her cheerful tone, her eyes saddened as she looked out over the waves.

"Queen Amphitrite?" That name had never come up in any of his studies before. It sounded familiar though...perhaps Techno had mentioned it before?

"Yeah!" Tubbo piped up from beside him. Unlike his father, the royal advisor, the young man seemed perfectly at home on a boat. "She's the Queen of the merfolk! Didn't you know that?" His gleeful laughter caught in the wind and flew away to some far off place beyond the horizon.

"Tubbo! How many times have told you--enough of that nautical nonsense! Merpeople aren't real. Don't mind him, Wilbur, he's just a boy." Schlatt snapped.

"But it's true!" He protested.

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"And now...presenting her royal highness--Queen Amphitrite!" The little merman rushed out of the way as the kelp curtains drew back, but there was no need. The graceful Queen was plenty careful to avoid him, coral pink hair fanning out behind her majestically.

"There's no need to be so formal. Just call me Niki!" She settled herself on the throne. "Now then, who was first?"

Sally smiled and swam forward.

(...)

BOOM!

A wave sent the merfolk flying into the walls of the palace and shook the throne. Whatever that was, it was far more than just a storm. As soon as Sally recovered, she was swimming full speed for one of the upper windows.

"Sally! Sally! What are you doing!? Get to shelter!" Niki called. She hardly knew what she was doing, to be frank. Pure recklessness morbid curiosity had taken hold. She had to find out what was going on!

Deadly orange and yellow swam in her vision from above the water and a massive shadow of sharp, jagged edges and flapping sails listed violently from one side to the other.

(...)

Ok! Time to go! I've seen what I came to-

Her tail hit something big and hard and suddenly couldn't move enough to swim. She thrashed, realizing that it must have gotten tangled in some fabric and net attached to the solid thing (and also that maybe this wasn't a good idea the water was heating up and the storm was practically throwing her and the thing out of the water maybe she shouldn't have come up) She twisted, muscles straining in order to reach back in the midst of the world trying to toss her around, and it was a human she was attached to.

Sally could see the faint sheen of blood washing away from his face in the lightning's flash, and in some one in a million chance, his billowy shirt had looped around her fins. Dammit dammit dammit she shouldn't have come up here- She would just have to try and swim with the poor man attached and try to bypass the fact that humans float when they drown.

Stupid humans.

With some struggle to bring the man closer to her chest and a mighty push, she finally started to gain enough force behind her to move away from the wreck, sloppily trying to maneuver around the body stuck to her, and the strange angle it forced her body into. Luckily, the typhoon was pushing them away, but in a manner only slightly less dangerous than being near the flaming debris. Sally and the man tumbled over each other the whole way to calmer waters.

After what seemed like hours, they reached the edge of the raging storm. Sally caught her breath in large gulps, trying to ignore the burning of muscle strain and bruises that would surely appear in the morning, gaze drifting over to her unwanted passenger.

Now staring at the man, she noticed he was familiar. This was the man that saved her from the beach! He was notably less attractive when half dead.

Well, life for a life. Let's get you back on the beach pretty boy.

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It had been almost two weeks of the prince coming down to the beach to meet Sally. They talked and Wilbur played for them and Sally would splash him with muddied sand until he finally taught her to play as well. It easily became the highlight of their day, and as much as Sally savored the free time when she was alone to use her voice, it was always better with him, no matter how many times they played the same songs. She realized she was getting comfortable with the prince--too comfortable if you had asked her any time before this. She found herself wishing she could walk around with him in his daily tasks as a person, rather than the occasional day out of the ocean as a fish in a bowl.

Niki would never allow it. Despite acknowledging that fact, this evening they swiped the guitar immediately, and began strumming the tune to their favorite song. Without missing a beat the singer began, perfectly on cue, as always.

"The cute bomber jacket you've had since sixth form, adorned with patches of places you’ve been-"

"-Is nothing on my khaki coat that I got from a roadside when I was sixteen." Wilbur stopped when Sally joined in, but after a nod he started again, hesitant.

"..The roads are my home as horizon's my target; if I keep on moving, never lose sight of it. Treating my memory of you like a fire, let it burn out, don't fight it and try to move on." It only took a moment for their voices to meld in comfortable harmony, and Sally could feel herself getting lost in the music like she used too, listening from the water at night to the melodies floating out the prince's open window. "It's been sixty weeks since I saw Vienna. A bandage and a wide smile slapped across my face. I'll pick up my hiking boots when I am ready, and I'll put down my roots when I'm dead."

There was a moment of silence when the song ended where the last notes hung in the air between them, slowly fading until they weren't sure if they were still hearing them or just remembering.

“You’re…a good singer.”

"Thank you. I don't sing a lot though, and I definitely haven't had any proper lessons, so you don't have to say that. I know I'm not re-"

“No, I mean it. Why haven’t you been singing officially?”

She could no longer hide her smile at the praise. “I used to be in the kingdom's children's choir when I was little but…well you know, stuff happens. I didn’t enjoy it anymore so I quit. I haven’t gotten any opportunities to sing since. Not to anyone but myself at least," they chuckled sheepishly. Wilbur made a dissatisfied "hmph" and frowned. "But...I liked listening to you. Before we met I used to be able to hear you from all the way out there," They motioned vaguely to the waves stretching along the horizon.

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"Wow. You're a real rambunctious, kraken of a child, aren't you?"

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Sally laughed, and it was as if the sunrise glittering on playful ocean waves was a sound.

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That's it. He was fucking done. He was sick of everyone pressuring him. Half these people he didn't even know and half were distant relatives that had never had to deal with the stress of preparing the kingdom for the future--what right did they have to comment on his situation!?

"Look at you! You've gotten so handsome! Don't tell me you still don't have a partner!"

"I've done my best to find him one, but he's being stubborn," Phil mentioned.

"Come now, Wilbur, give it a chance! You can't focus on songwriting forever! Techno may be taking the throne, but you still have to--"

"I AM!" He shouted. That shut everyone up real quick. "I mean, I do have a significant other. And I am getting married! It's just been a secret." Oh no, what was he getting himself into?

"Why has it been a secret? This is great news!"

"Because I'm not marrying a royal. Her name is Sally. I met her on the beach..."

"...On the beach?"

"Yes."

"And where does this 'Sally' come from, Wilbur?"

Why did they have to ask that?! "...I don't know. She won't tell me," He lied, reluctantly. "But I'm marrying her!"

A chorus of "WHAT!?" rang long and loud throughout the dining hall, making the prince try very hard not to purse his lips and squeeze his eyes shut and turn away. What the hell did I just say!? No one will accept that! It's so sketchy! None of them even blinked as a fire haired woman plummeted from the ceiling, crashed onto the table and rolled directly into Wilbur's lap.

"What the fuck Wilbur!?" (Now their audience gasped.)

The prince realized dully that he had automatically brought up his arms to support Sally's legs and shoulders so they didn't roll off onto the floor. He pleaded with them with his eyes to just go with it, knowing their incredulous glare was well deserved. "I promise darling, the proposal I planned was much nicer, I didn't exactly expect...well, that." He wasn't even trying to lecture them right now, he had no right. Sally didn't seem to mind that he mentioned her roguish climbing in places she shouldn't be. They were grinning now, and only Wilbur could see the diabolical glint in their eyes. "But please, would you do me the honor of marrying me?"

"Hmm...I think I shall!" The knowledge that Sally was planning something devious made sparks shoot along his nerves, but at least she agreed. It took most of Wil's remaining self control not to pull her into a kiss right there. After all, that is what the couple was supposed to do when they get engaged, right? Only for that reason, of course, but nonetheless he didn't want to push them into more o--

Before the crowd could stop cheering and egg the pair into a kiss, the mermaid did it herself. Despite their awkwardness from before, despite being in front of so many people, despite the fact that it was fake, he couldn't help but melt when their hands tangled in his hair and pulled him down. It may or may not have been one of the best kisses he had ever had. (So that was their plan? Make him a complete mess in front of the dignitaries and relatives?)

Knowing Sally, that was only a taste of their plans to get back at him.

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Wilbur stared at Sally as the mermaid scrutinized--or rather, admired--her fangs in the prince's mirror. The gleaming canines weren't sexy at all, and Wilbur definitely doesn't think about them often. Wil wanted to be mad that Sally had stolen his pants--he should be mad, but they looked amazing on her with that corset top and he definitely wasn't too busy staring at their pale exposed shoulders and graceful neck to actually care.

"Sal, those are my pants."

"Yep." You little shit. He loved it.

"Take them off or I will."

"I would love to watch you take your pants off, or let you take off mine, but I believe we have a ribbon cutting to go to." They smirked and he blushed violently. I walked right into that one.

"You know that's not what I meant."

Sally stopped putting on their eyeliner for a moment to meet Wil's eyes in the mirror with a suggestive look. "Perhaps you could mean it that way later?" Delicate chiffon pooled halfway down her arms and lengthened into sleeves matching the cream of the top and ribbon holding it shut behind her back, accentuating her powerful build and the way her thighs and hips widened in not quite a womanly way but something unreasonably attractive.

By the time he was about to answer, she had finished her makeup and fluffed their slightly curled hair as they turned to him. Their amused smile made his pride swell up in a rush to quell the raging embarrassment, and let them grab his hand. "Come on highness, they're waiting."

"Th-" Don't stutter! "You can't keep stealing my clothes Sal. You have your own and we can get you whatever else you want. People are going to realize, and then what will they think!?"

Their face went serious. "Fine, sorry. You're right..."

"Thank you."

"...We can't have people thinking that before it's actually happened. What a scandal."

"SALLY!"

The mer cackled and fixed him with a glowing smile. "I'm just messing with you, calm down. If you really want to me stop taking your clothes then fiiiiine. It's just no fun that way. Besides, yours are nice."

Wil sighed. "...It's ok, you can keep taking them." Dammit. I'm such a sucker.

"Haha! Yes!" The prince smiled despite himself.