#i made him as a joke in high school lmfao

[dilfpassing]

doodling my pathfinder character volk chelovek the beastkin witchwolf bloodrager

[essektheylyss]

no more "fix-it fics". enough "everybody lives au". everybody DIES au. I could make it (canon) WORSE.

[toorurs]

coffe for your head

synopsis: going to college and being freshly enrolled in college as a freshman was probably the worst decision you could've made in your entire life. the amount of exams, lectures and stress were torture, but those could easily be forgotten with a cup of coffee and a cute stranger.

pairing: gn reader x michael kaiser |  wordcount: 1.2k | warnings: non-established relationship, first encounter..ig??, small talk (i hate small talk), michael kaiser (...)

a/n: to make up for my angsty post the other day and this is like a half assed proof read fic that I did at 3 am so if there are any mistakes sorryyyyyy LMFAO

going to school has never been fun, not in elementary school nor high school and especially not in college. after all, appearing for a good 75 minutes to listen to one lecture and then going back home to sleep, eat, learn and repeat - was definitely not the "exciting" college life you had in mind.

being a freshman wasn't all that fun either. It's the first year at college and you're already burnt out due to exam stress and classes (which you were only surviving with energy drinks and instant coffee) had to be some sort of sick joke that the universe was playing on you. 

after all, you thought that college life would be fun - way more fun, just like in the movies.  where you'd go out with friends everyday or would have a party or a frat to attend to during the weekends. but no, instead of doing any of that you were cramped in your small college dorm for most of the time being.

though you were able to forgive the universe quickly or fate or whatever major force made this gorgeous man appear in front of you. 

just as autumn approached and the leaves were beginning to turn a reddish brown colour and had started to rustle underneath your shoe soles, you met him - standing in front of the small coffee shop which everyone on your campus went to.

"do you need any help, dear?" your ears twitched upon noticing a male voice that came from behind you. as you turned around to face the stranger that offered his help, your eyes locked with his cerulean ones.

admittedly, you were whole-heartedly expecting some cocky senior that wanted to tease you for not being able to open the door and get a good laugh out of it, but to your surprise you were met with a handsome blond haired and blue eyed guy.

as your eyes swayed over him, you took in his appearance and form. he looked about 6 feet tall making him a bit taller than most guys on campus, his hair was also tied back into a man bun with only some strands hanging in the front. that was when you  noticed that his hair wasn't only blond but blue too, it seemed like he dyed the ends of his hair blue to match his eyes. 

from his head and face your eyes darted down to his body, he was wearing a pair of grey sweatpants and a white zip up jacket that was layered above a black turtleneck. on his shoulder hung a duffle bag and his hands were buried deeply in his pockets probably due to the cold weather. 

after you were done with analysing his basically whole being, your eyes met with his cerulean ones again.

"done staring? If you like me that much why not take a picture. it'll last longer" he tilted his head to the side and gave you a small smirk. "what gave you the impression that i was staring at you? i was simply just analysing you, in case you were some creep that'd start hitting on me." you snorted with laughter though you were a bit embarrassed by the fact that he caught you red-handed.

upon hearing that he let out a small chuckle. "well I can't deny that you're cute but I'm here for the coffee, not you, m'sorry. maybe next time." the first part of his sentence made the tips of your ears go red (you convince yourself that it's from the cold). which resulted in the last part of his sentence going in one ear and out of the other.

"come on, let me help you open the door and get our asses inside. we don't want your ears to turn even redder or that one of us catches a cold" he moved from his previous spot over to the entrance and put his hand on the door handle. you turned around to him and faced his back as you let out a sigh of relief upon hearing his words - he seemed to believe that your ears were turning red because of the cold weather and not his words. "yeah that'd be very nice, thanks. though I have to warn you, i've been trying to open this door for a good 2 minutes and it hasn't budged a bit!"

just as you ended your sentence the loud and squeaky door dragged itself against the old mahogany wooden floor. "well that's because you kept pulling instead of pushing". he held out the door for you as a sign for you to enter.

"oh" your voice cracked as you replied in a sheepish tone as you were still standing at the entrance. "i was totally aware of that, just wanted to test the people at our school, you know? that's what i totally wanted to do.." he gave you a small smile and let out a quiet laugh. "sure, whatever you say. now come on in and enter, before the place gets full".

with a small nod directed at him you enter and trail behind him to the cashier. a "hello, what can i get for you?" comes from behind the counter.

"ah. excuse me and give me a moment please". out of his duffle bag he hurriedly pulled out a small box that revealed a pair of glasses. "now let's see", he pushed his glasses up his nose bridge and his eyes started to dart over the names on the menu.  

after a while he sighed and put his glasses back into the small box. "i'll just have an americano to-go and as for the cutie behind me..". he turned around to face you and leaned forward, to quietly whisper a "what do you want"? Honestly his boldness and closeness took you aback but you just answered him with a simple "a cappuccino to go, i suppose". you started to look away and your eyes started to wander around the room, in hopes of escaping his lingering gaze that rested on you. (suddenly the wall was very interesting). upon hearing that he smiled and said "nice choice", before turning back to the cashier.

"so as said, my order is an americano to-go and a cappuccino to-go". the person that stood at the register only nodded and wrote down the orders for the baristas to prepare, before speaking up again. "alright, that'd be 11.40". 

before you could register what was happening the blonde in front of you swiped his card smoothly along the card reader. "if our coffees are ready to go just call out "michael"".

once again the cashier nodded in acknowledgement and told the both of you to take a seat.

"so.. your name is michael?" you sat down and tried to talk to him in hopes of intending small talk to avoid awkwardness. that's right" he gave you a reassuring smile which made you relieved. 

"ah right! before I forget it". you panicky started to reach in the depths of your tote bag to fish out your wallet and pull out a bill and some coins. "here, the money. i really appreciate your kind gesture but there was really no need for that"

he let out a quiet chuckle. "i should be the one saying that", he paused for a moment before speaking up again. "but you know I'm not really in need of money because there's more from where that came from" he winked at you and let out a small laugh. 

"so, instead of giving me money, why not give me your number"?

© TOORURS 2024. stealing, copying, translating, reposting my works on other platforms is not permitted

e/n: reblogs are greatly appreciated! hes so insufferable but ilh

[graysnetwork]

Ik no one asked but I wanna see if anyone else thinks abt what Keegan would look like

Preferably with hair😊

Jk I love him and all but I like to think of him when he’s young and not necessarily in the military, like what he would look like.

First off

He has black hair, I like to think he would leave his hair messy, he doesn’t style it an any way but if he has too, he will

U Can js search up messy black hair guy idk but that’s basically what u think

But he would keep it short

Cuz he got them beautiful blue orbs LMFAO😭

Nah but he knows they’re nice and pretty bcuz ppl tell him, and he wants to get compliments sometimes

Keegan has rosy cheeks!!!

I think he’d look like such tomato in the sun (me fr)

Maybe has rocea but he never asked his mother or his doctor about it

He’d obviously not big but he probably does go to the gym, he can totally rock abs or a tummy (😋)

Anyways

But he probably has abs out of his choice of wanting to look scrumptious

don’t even get me started on facial hair

Okay get me started 😌

He shaves everyday but Ik he got a stubble (he’s my hubby I gotta know these things)

He prolly get facial hair a little later in life or he just waxed that damn mustache cuz he looks clean af

If you like the facial hair, he’s keeping it 100%

But he’d never let it grow a lot cuz he don’t like it looking so outgrown

Oh and he has clear skin but he has sensitive skin that he’s been workin on since freshman year

(We love a skin care king😌)

Now I want to put in some head-cannons for him in general (idk if there’s like a back story for him but THESR ARE HEAD CANNONS SO ITS WTV)

I have an imagination obviously so I thought he would have three other siblings

An older brother, him, a sister, and another brother

That js sounds right yk

He’s moms boy, but I think the minute he was in high school he got really close with his dad and he definitely started drinking at 19 with his dads permission

His mom probably made him the best option in high school

Like she would just teach him so many things, and how to be the most respectful guy ever, girls were definitely in love with him

But he’s also the flirty type that makes jokes to try and get closer with people

But he’s also quiet so his friends would most definitely make him go up to people

Keegan played sports alright, no changing my mind

He played football, Fútbol (soccer wtv), baseball

So he was really well rounded with sports and liked the whole feeling of winning.

He probably went to a university with a full ride scholarship for one of his sports

And then he left when he was recruited

Also I was wondering what I had forgot but I finally remembered

And I believe this has gotta be cannon

He listens to Taste by Tyga and Offset

Cuz there’s no way he doesn’t listen to it during workouts

Like yes new York loves the taste and so does LA

(He also like Go Loko)

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH CAN U TELL??

But if y’all wanna say smtg diff, Fr tell me I would like to know what u guys think Keegan looks like

ALSO WHY IS CHARACTER AI DOWN TODAY 😭😭

[hood-ex]

How did you like mutant mayhem? who was your fav

Loved it!! I had SO much fun watching it!!

The turtles getting their groceries from shipping containers/trucks?? Brilliant! Love that take!

I was pressed when I read that Leo was going to have a crush on April, but I actually didn't mind it in this case. (Even though I 100% prefer for them to just be best friend's/family and would never want to see April with any of them). Like Leo being such a nerd made it work plus April didn't show any interest in him, so it didn't bug me like I thought it would. Now if they try to turn that into something in the future then we're gonna have a problem, but it being a one-sided thing that Leo will hopefully grow out of (quickly!) is fine.

Speaking of April, I LOVE this version of April, and I love how they switched up the reporter thing a bit with her being super anxious to be on air bc it made way for some character progression. I do tend to prefer her being quite a bit older than the turtles, but I feel like her being a teen like them works in this universe.

Also, I love it when Leo is characterized as a nerd who says cringey/nerdy things sometimes and they delivered on that beautifully here with his speeches. It's veryyy 2k12 Leo vibes. Fucking loved it. Especially loved it when Leo actually had an amazing rousing speech during the Superfly fight scene and then after Raph complimented him on it, Leo started geeking out about how cool he sounded LOL. Obsessed.

"GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!" I started screaming when this started playing!! Secret of the Ooze reference let's gooo!

The milking... THE MILKING... the nipples and the milking!! Mikey and Raph got milked!! That running joke killed me. Also, since Mikey got milked first, I couldn't help but compare that to 2k3 when Bishop was going to use a saw to cut into Mikey's carapace while all the other bros had to watch. Althouuugh... ngl, I kinda wish Raph had gone a little more berserk over Mikey getting milked since he's so protective, but I understand they were trying to keep the mood light even though... it was... a torture scene... so uhhh... anyway.

"6 N' THE MORNIN' POLICE AT MY DOOR!!" 😂

"He's molly-whopping me!" LMFAO I was wheezing

All the bros singing BTS for Donnie's sake, and Donnie being like, "You guys don't even know the words..." HAAA

I love it in every iteration when Splinter gets involved to save his boys and this time was no different. Hell yeah feral rat dad!!

Mikey and Mondo Gecko, hell yes!! Bro, when the explosion rocked all the turtles and Mikey was disoriented?? The way his eyes looked after that?? Yeees!

THEIR SHELLS CRACKED 😱😱😱!! That "I'm gonna crack you like pistachios" joke killed me though

WHEN THE NEW YORKERS STARTED HELPING THEM TAKE DOWN SUPERFLY YESSSS LET'S GOOOO!!

Mikey or whoever telling Raph he needed therapy ALSKDJA

All the mutants living in the sewers with the turtles?? Full House vibes!! With Bebop and Rocksteady there idk kinda weird but I guess it works for this version of them.

I could not with their high school fits like 😭 April please take them shopping 😭

All in all, I thought it was super fun and I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. There was still kiiinda more of a Leo focus this time around, but it wasn't nearly as much as the Rise movie, so I'm glad it felt more balanced between each brother (and thank god we didn't have to sit through another Leo vs. Raph type of beef thing).

I think in terms of characterization, Leo was definitely characterized the best and felt IC. I feel like there could've been a bit more development for Donnie, Raph, and Mikey. Donnie had his anime/kpop thing, Raph had his love for violence, and then Mikey... there wasn't anything super defining about him other than maybe the fact that he signed up for the improv team try outs. But honestly, I'm not that mad at it because I'm sure they'll get more fleshed out in the TV show that's coming in the future. Now that they're attending school, I do kinda hope that Donnie takes some kinda robotics/woodworking/science classes because I'd love to see him develop the skills he's always depicted with.

As for my fav, I mean, it should be noted that Mikey is always my guy and that I'm usually going to focus on him the most in every scene, but other than him, I'd say Leo. I also really enjoyed April, Splinter, and Superfly though.

[taegularities]

o lord i really want to request a drabble but brain is going brrrr, for cmi jk & oc taking inspo from taehyung's vlog today, them both going for a drive, jk trying to show oc his favourite music but maybe she's trying to read or something & then inspo from in the soop taehyung and hobi going for food and sitting in the boot of the car eating and listening to music and dancing, jk & oc then go do that. is this not enough, i feel like i'm being bossy, this is v stressful when you have 1 creative braincell aaaaaaaafuhienjwqkjeirfugjhejw

fic: colour me in

pairing: jungkook x reader

warnings: nothing much; super soft convos, super subtle confessions, a flying kiss, a day out... just two idiots totally not in love

wc: around 1.1k

a/n: LMFAO ur request had me cackling 😭 it's okay, it's such a sweet one !! and the 'inspo from tae' bit has me :') unedited! hope u like it <33 made this one an actual drabble without bullet points!

ask my characters! (no drabble requests, please!) <3

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“Do you want me to turn the music down?”

You’re sitting cross-legged on the passenger seat, skimming through the chapter of your new book. Or at least, you’re trying. Because Jungkook next to you is a thief of attention, distracting you with jokes, his favourite songs and his connotations to them.

It’s endearing, really – you can’t even be mad. You don’t quite understand why you brought a novel anyway – it’s not like it’s easy to focus with him around.

“Oh no,” you tell him, shutting the book and placing it on your lap. “Keep talking about the songs. I was listening.”

“Really?”

“Of course. You said this one was the first rock song you ever listened to, yes? Back in elementary school.”

“Ah, yeah!” he chimes enthusiastically, delighted to be the centre of your focus. “I was a badass kid.”

“You’re still a badass kid.”

“Outrageous,” he laughs, raising a hand from the steering wheel to touch your chin lightly, “I don’t kiss you like a kid, do I?”

You giggle, straightening your posture, and open the window fully. The breeze hits you immediately, fresh and warm, pleasant on a summer day like this one.

“Now that you say it,” you start, fingers at the nape of his neck playing with his soft, dark hair, “I’d love a kiss right now.”

Jungkook flashes his bunny teeth – smiles at you from the side, leaving the highway out of his sight for merely a tiny moment before he shoots a flying kiss your direction.

“For my angel,” he says.

You roll your eyes to disguise the heat in your cheeks, your stare wandering out the window and into the nature surrounding the highway. Jungkook drives off it a minute later, and the scenario changes immediately.

Thickets surround the street, high trees on one side and a field on the other. It’s different here; not a single trace of a busy city or loud chatter in sight. The atmosphere is serene and quiet, and with it, the music calms down, too.

Some jazz song now.

He hums along to the melody; fingers tap the steering wheel softly. The scent of food sitting on the backseat wafts through the air, only lessened by the wind that plays around your skin and hair. 

“What do you think?” Jungkook asks, pointing at a spot near a lake.

You barely saw the lake nearing – but now that you detected it, it’s all you can see. Sparkly and blue, catching the colours of the sun and the sky. You lean forwards, smiling a little, and say, “Perfect. And the weather’s nice, too.”

“Just for us.”

Jungkook parks close to the lake, squinting at the sight. There’s a small platform divers probably use to jump off of; but you’re not here to swim anyway. With a small yawn, you step out of the vehicle after what feels like an eternity rather than an hour.

You stretch your limbs, blinking into the sun; you realise that Jungkook has parked with the backside of the car facing the lake, and you know exactly why.

Grabbing the food from the backseat, you rush to the boot of the car, opening it with a groan. Jungkook strolls to your form, cracking his fingers as he says, “You’re hungry, aren’t you?”

“You’re not?”

“Was busy looking at the road. Didn’t really notice, but now that you said it…”

“Come then,” you say, patting the spot next to you.

Side by side, you unwrap your food, sipping on your drinks; watching nature in silence for a few minutes.

The place is tranquil – you wonder if you’re not a city kid after all. If you had the chance to move here, start a new life, go swimming every day and fishing every week – could you do that? Would you like that?

Jungkook has told you several stories about his life in the countryside; back where his family lives, a small town with a neighbourhood whose members all know each other. If you weren’t popular and your name as big as it is, would you want a life like that more urgently?

One in which it’s okay to let people know about your secrets. In which you’re famous within small town residents, but not famous in the whole country.

“What’s going through your head?” Jungkook asks.

You shuffle on your seat, inching closer to him. You devour your meal before Jungkook has eaten even half of it – which means a lot considering the fact that he’s a fast eater.

“Someday I really wanna see what living at such a place is like,” you tell him, and he hums.

“I did offer it to you. Next time when I drive down to my family, I’m taking you with me.”

“Yeah?” You wait and smile, matching the joy he emanates. “Can I ask you something?”

He nods, leaning back until his feet float in the air. He sways them back and forth, like a little child; looks at you with eyes so sweet and starry that you melt for a moment.

“Why do you want that?”

“Why do I want what?” Jungkook inquires, cocking an eyebrow in question. “Take you with me?”

You nod timidly, awaiting his answer. The hand holding his food drops into his lap slowly, and he hums again, lost in thoughts before he tilts his head and answers, “I think I just… you’re very close to me. And the thought of my family adoring you as much as I do is kinda nice.”

“Oh,” you voice, swallowing hard, “you adore me, do you?”

He looks at you as though he admitted to committing a severe crime. Told you a secret he was supposed to keep. As if he hasn’t just hinted that he wants his family to approve of you, like you’re an actual girlfriend, going home to the man of her dreams to impress everyone as much as you impress him.

“And if I do?”

The statement is supposed to sound ominous from his side. But the dropped head, the hidden smile, the affection in his eyes he doesn’t want to show you so blatantly – they reveal his true thoughts.

So you lean in more, shift until your shoulders and knees touch. And you say, “I adore you, too. You’re really cool.”

“Shut up,” Jungkook jokes, averting your eyes to look at the lake. “You’re just easy to…”

Adore? Like? Love?

Your heart hammers against your chest. It has been thumping like this a lot these days – with him around.

“Yes?” you ask.

“You’re easy to be fond of. Of course I adore you, angel.”

And perhaps, just for the moment, that’s enough.

With the water flowing peacefully… the birds chirping… his music chiming quietly from his phone. And the silence of the place wrapping around you like a blanket in the winter. With no one around but the both of you. Basking in the fact that he wants no one around but you…

It’s enough.

And you memorise the moments, readying yourself for seconds – days – without him. But at this moment, things are okay.

The both of you… you wouldn’t replace watching the colours of the world with anything else right now.

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i love them :( this really took hours to write for some reason?! so please let me know what u think if u like it !! 🥰 <33

[nebulasbizarreadventure]

Okay so first of all thank you for the appreciation showed to my drawing, it really warmed my heart🫶🏻 but aside from that, I've read in your tags that you also have D&D headcanons for La Squadra. Care to share? 👀

Gladly! ❤️

Risotto: I think I have him put down in my notes as a Goliath, but he's a Soulknife Rogue! Prosciutto: School of Necromancy Wizard, just like your art :> Even beyond Grateful Dead's abilities, it's just a good vibe for him! High elf or half-elf with a high elf parent, I think Pesci: This one I still waffle back and forth on, but I like Battle Master Fighter for him! There's plenty of good arguments for other classes here, though, I think. Barbarian's one that one of my friend's suggested, I think you could argue Druid because of Thorn Whip... (I think I have him in my notes as a human but I'm not personally stuck on any particular idea there...) Formaggio: Fairy Druid! I don't have a particular Circle in mind for him, but Fairy is mostly because of the inherent Enlarge/Reduce. (And also because my friend and I thought it'd be funny) Melone: Battle Smith Artificer suits him best, I think! There's a joke to be made here about making him a Harengon, but I will not be committing that to text lmfao. I think I made him a half-elf in my notes, honestly. Illuso: College of Whispers Bard! He's a Fallen Aasimar (incidentally: he's not the only Vento character I'm imagining as a Fallen Aasimar--I've pictured Fugo as one, too!) Ghiaccio: He's a Tiefling! Specifically, Bloodline of Levistus. As far as class goes, there's two directions I default to-- either a Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer (silver or white dragon, naturally) or a Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk who favors cold damage. Sorbet and Gelato I don't have specific headcanons for here, but now that I'm thinking about it... I like the idea of one being an Inquisitive Rogue, and the other being a Ranger... maybe Hunter or Gloom Stalker?

[ambrosialdesire]

HIII POOKIE A RANDOM THOUGHT JUST APPEARED IN MY BRAIN, SO HEAR ME OUT. YANDERE REINER BUT THE AOT HIGH SCHOOL VERSION. LIKE IDK WHY THAT APPEARED IN MY HEAD BUT JUST IMAGINE

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT ATTACK ON TITAN JUNIOR HIGH ANIME SPINOFF OR THE DRAWINGS THAT ISAYAMA MADE OF THEM IN HIGH SCHOOL??

i'm gonna go with the drawings that isayama made cause the junior high one is MIDDLE SCHOOLERS LMFAO ANYWAYS yandere reiner in high school is a complete menace, esp since he's on the football team AND considered the school's king (according to the drawings and bc isayama is reiner's number one fan besides me, we're sharing the spot).

ALL CHARACTERS MENTIONED ARE 18+ AND ALMOST GRADUATING SENIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL OKAY NOW THAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT, LET'S GET INTO THIS ASK

reiner's not a super senior, i fear that is unfortunately jean BUT TO OTHER SENIORS ALRIGHT LET'S ESTABLISH THAT AGAIN LOL (we do not support gr**ming of minors here no siree), but he does do the "where's my hug at 🤪" shit and he's a known fuckboy + bully. his bullying is a bunch of taunting and emotional manipulation since he doesn't want to lose his shot for nfl fame + the scholarships that are already giving him a full ride, and who's gonna believe who? the popular jock with a bright future or the weirdo nerd that doesn't talk to anyone?

that's another thing too, how come he can't stop thinking about that stupid nerdy girl that he was forced to partner with in their us government/economics class? he didn't even notice you in the class either until that project, now finding how your nose scrunches whenever you're completely focused on researching a little cute and how he found you looking up at him nervously when presenting causes his heart to flutter a little too much. because of this, reiner is now searching for you in every class, period changes, lunch periods, your route home, where your address is, which room you sleep in, etc. he rationalizes it as him wanting to know why you make him feel this way despite not even trying to get into his pants, when every girl he's messed around with jumped at the opportunity when given.

you on the other hand, found him completely off-putting and frightening even. like how is he finding you in areas you thought that were hidden from the others and why is he, the jock that everyone wants and likes, talking to you out of all people? you probably think he wants to bang and leave, but nah, he wants YOU as his wife. when he actually asks you out, you think he's doing it as a joke and a dare so you reject him and try to ignore him even further, but reiner is known to not take rejection well and straight up tells everyone that you guys are actually dating. he even shows up to your address and introduces himself to your parents as your boyfriend, and he's so charming and likeable that they actually approve of him dating you.

you don't know why he's doing this and how tf did he know where you live???? reiner just tells you that he loves you and isn't this natural for him to do to express his undying love for you as your bf, despite how much you've told him that you're not into him and you barely know the guy but you know how close you are to reporting him and getting a restraining order for the creep. that's great and all, but he just bought a ring and he's not taking another no for an answer after graduation.

[johnslittlespoon]

https://www.tumblr.com/hogans-heroes/746685005077544960/the-most-powerful-one-so-far-im-crying

Have you seen this buckbucky edit yet?

BIG OL' MISCELLANEOUS ASK POST!!

1) UNFORTUNATELY (said with love). that edit made me cry like a mf, my soul is too soft for those two to stay dry eyed through stuff like that. but god it was BEAUTIFUL.

2) ohh 100000%. it's in my post–war buckbucky playlist, it fits john's pov so well. it's so angsty, working through mental health issues in the aftermath, learning how to communicate with gale and ask for help when he needs it, just wanting to be by his side 24/7 but feeling undeserving of his love and also being afraid of how much he loves him and how much gale loves him back </3

3) omg no don't be sorry!! i am someone who listens to a little bit of everythinggg don't sweat it. i gave it a listen and YOWCH that hurt wtf?? it does fit bucky in that time so well, our poor sweet boy. :( also i still feel so bad that my only curtbucky fic is an mcd angst one LOL i need to fix that soon <3

4) another one i hadn't heard but nooo it absolutely is. all the angsty pine–y songs fit him so perfectly </3 he just wants to feel someone love him the same way he loves!! but also: 'i know i should be angry, but i can barely feel a fucking thing' is very plane–wing–scene :(

5) NO. NOT FUN. i have such a hard time listening to that song as is but thinking about it with post–war john in mind has literally made it 10x more painful and now this edit 😭 i tried to make an angsty edit to it a few weeks back but i started crying every time LOL phoebe just hurts too damn bad when you pair her with mota stuff. i adore her <3

6) SGDKJG honestly a wild day for us. she cracks me up like no one else <33 but OOO okay so i'm a strange one alright i grew up adoring anything fantasy/sci–fi, ate every novel and movie and show up, but in the past few years i've sort of lost interest in that vibe? which makes me really sad! but i've just been enjoying more slice of life stuff in terms of media i consume.

so i think if dune had come out when i was in like high school, i would've been obsessed, but even if it's not my go to genre, i still thought they were beautiful movies, perfect casts, managed to hold my attention as someone who can barely sit thru movies 99% of the time, the sound design was incredible, 10/10. no complaints.

but listen.... at first i was like "yummy feyd" as a joke. i serious'd very very fast. like i knew i'd be attracted just bc, i mean, c'mon, it's austin lmfaooo, but my brain chemistry was genuinely altered. i haven't like properly fleshed out any au–type of brainrot because i honestly didn't retain enough info about the dune universe (again. i am not a good movie watcher, i do not do well just sitting down and paying attention to one thing for three hours lol) but i do think some sort of crossover where john is in the dune world would be interesting!

let's be real, most of us would probably just wanna see john and feyd fuck nasty so. not sure it needs much elaborating on LMFAO and i'd be surprised if someone doesn't end up writing a fic like that– wouldn't be surprised if there already are some!

[valentinesweetheartspecial]

I don't go here Do tell us about the gay ones in the top left

Maybe you will have to go here when Kimisute drops in the summer 🙇‍♀️ Nah joking. I’ll osmosis all the good stuff to my beautiful tumblr audience on my own. I will now give a brief summary of the gays in the top left ❤️

Epsilon Phi, stylized as εpsilonΦ, are the fifth and final band of AAside (kimisute is gonna add another band so I’m just talking in AAside terms). They’re made up of one middle school student and 4 high schoolers, making them the only band in AAside to have minors! Formed by Shu Ujigawa at the request of his father, they’re a edgy techno-rock band whose songs are entirely written and produced by Shu, with some brief exceptions such as Egoistic Sai Phi, I’m Picking Glory, Heroic, etc. As of now, they only have one album out, Friction, which has pretty much all of their songs. The album cover looks suspiciously like a ripoff of Perfume’s LEVEL3 lmao. They have a mascot that’s an axolotl that’s kind of a bitch

I’ll now introduce all the members❤️the boys that make epsilon the dysfunctional band that it is . Uh this will probably be long so readmore again

Next is Haruka. Already wrote about him. He is their guitarist and vocalist and a guy . Here’s my fav card of his isn’t he so cool

Next is Kanata Nijo, the ever infamous twin brother of Haruka! He’s Epsilon’s bassist and most socially adjusted member, but far from being the most normal. He’s an all-around fun guy, and is popular with his peers, but doesn’t have any particularly close friends. Kanata is completely dedicated to Haruka, and seemingly goes out of his way to make his life a living hell. He blames Haruka for their separation, and claims that the reason he makes him suffer is because Haruka was the one to pull away from him in the first place. It’s clear and even stated in-game that Kanata’s sense of self, which revolves around Haruka, is fragile and almost nonexistent, and when challenged leaves him completely defenseless. Kanata’s marketing is some of the worst I’ve ever seen and it’s kind of sad because it make him seem like freak bait, and boy did it work (shudders). He is so close to being gyaruo take the step Kanata. Do it. Yeah he’s kind of ugly in AAside this card is fine I guess

Next up is Tadaomi. I will be brief since I want to write about him for Kiara’s ask. All I will say is that Tadaomi is a FREAK who plays the synthesizer and he might be the most fucked up epsilon member. Here’s two cards of him having a #girl moment

The final member is Reiji Karasuma! He is in his 3rd year of high school, Epsilon’s drummer, and Shu’s personal assistant 😭 he’s in never ending hell. He is polite and appears to be rather a rather mature young man but just like the rest of Epsilon he is insane. He hates Shu more than anything in this world even when he has to go along with anything he says and is often wishing immediate death upon him. He’s absolutely using the band to take revenge for his family, who was ruined by Shu’s father’s company (iirc). I’m not sure how he’s going to do this Lmfao good luck reiji I guess. Yeah I’m not super informed on him if you wanna read about reiji i know a good twitter user who posts about him all the time. Look at this stupid shirt he’s so funny. Btw in Kimisute they chopped his long hair side Rip but also Thank you.

I hope you enjoyed this brief look into Epsilon! If I had to recommend one of their songs and it couldn’t be Orthros I’d probably go with re:play. Yay

[warmtoastedbread]

I doubt I'll finish it so here. Link to my bf crack version

A prodigy of your field, from the human realm. Everyone had high hopes for you and you delivered. You dedicated years of your life to your studies.

You were recognised worldwide as a prodigy so offers and sometimes begging came your way from educational institutes for you to study there. Today was the day you'd finally sort through them and see if anything was worthwhile.

You sorted the invitations into 2 groups of no and yes. You had set up a guideline to go through the stacks of information.

If it came across as begging or guilt trippy, If it seemed the school was just trying to use you to boost their statistics all resulted in instant no's. They were discarded into the recycle bin without a second thought.

When it came to the wax sealed parchment you now had in your hands, you were crying. Who would dare send you a joke like this? No institute with any dignity would send you this.

You should've dismissed it and added it to the pile but it was too humerus to not read through.

The cursive text congratulated you and offered to take you to 'The Royal Academy of Diavolo' for a year. You didn't believe it for a second.

What added to your suspicion was the "Please return this letter with your sign to confirm your participation." As if you wanted to sign a shady document to a fake school.

You especially laughed when a neat cursive signature reading Diavolo layed at the bottom next to another wax seal with R.A.D on it.

You needed a break. You informed your PA that you'll be out for a walk and left your personal office.

You made your way down the wide marble hallways. White, black and gold laced each crevice of the school including the uniform.

The air of regality following behind as you made your way to one of the schools private gardens while any other learners parted. Few tried to address you but your time isn't a privilege they get to indulge in.

Your break was short lived and soon you were in your ,all expenses paid, on campus room sorting through the admission forms again. You had settled on several places to study and you emailed each place to set up a date to tour their campus.

The next few days seemed to meld and you were back in the library reviewing the day's work. You were beginning to feel the stress of everything pilling on top of your shoulders. A soak in some hot water would be great right about now-

Story outline begin

Introduce Diavolo with barb next to him. He recognises you. Diavolo does his spiel about RAD (lmfao) andd offers to shake hands. Denied. Barbra doesn't like that.

It gets awkward. We're slightly hostile. Why are we here? We signed the doc. But we didn't. Here's the doc with your signature wtf.

Día carries on and tells you to relax while barb shows you around. Why's barb showing you around and not Lucifer? Cuz they wanna go drinking (Días idea.) Also why are you getting an option? They think of you as useful.

You note the fuckton of stairs in RAD

You get shown around. Buildings are cool af and the architecture eras are kinda cool. You note how old the city is. Why? Barely any roads it was built for people and bikes.

Briefly shows you the mausoleum where old kings go to rest. The library is fucking massive and has books thousands of years old. You can't read it tho it's in a different language.

You sit down with barb at a cafe for a break. You need out a little about the library and learning a language??? This is what you were looking for all along.

Barb is amused so you'll stay? Of course how could I not? Cue another nerdy rant. You ask engaging questions and things were you didn't quite understand.

Back at rad council you and barbs are having great convo. You two exchange contact. You ask if pa can come along. He can't ://

After you leave día comes back and asks knowingly if they had a good time. They did.

[forbidding-souda]

omg i just crawled out of hell istg 😭

this is rin btw.

but i got so sick last week... your girl (feeling feminine lately) had walking pneumonia, a uti, and a week long migraine at the same time. i was suffering 😭

but i am BACK and feeling OKAY. my body still feels like a noodle but at least my pain's gone 😭

have you been alright??? do you have any gossip on hand that you're comfy to tell?? 👀

also remember to take care of yourself and eat and drink and take your meds and all that good stuff, you amazing, beautiful motherfucker :)

DAMN THAT SOUNDS CRAZY ASF..... I'm happy you're feeling better. And I HAVE been taking my meds mwahaha. I was partying like all weekends for the last three weeks and I'd start taking my meds at like wack ass inconsistent times and it was poopoo because it just made my anxiety go out of the roof it was so disabling I hated it.

Gossip below the cut

If you want to hear about gossip I can talk about the lore between me and the scene. Basically I was in the talking stage with this one guy who is in the most popular band and we were like goofy friends / flirting like cray and then one day we both just stopped LMFAO it was just random like I think we were busy or didn't have time to talk tbh i don't remember /srs. And then like a few weeks later my best best friend in the scene was like you won't believe this... I'm dating [him] and sent photos of them together I was like oh my fucking god (and very very many months ago they were like "remember when I said I had a crush on him" and tbh I completely forgot I was like oops). It gets better / worse. So they're like a very happy couple and they're hella cute tbh it's amazing but they keep making jokes about how he's straight dating a bi androgynous girl and I'm like ooohhhhh my god she doesn't know he was just talking to a guy. He never told her we were talking btw. I'm like gosh. It's been five months since they got together and me and her have been hanging out more, especially since her birthday was like two weeks ago... and he was there... and I think it was the first time he's spoken to me since we stopped talking (GoOD, obviously) and it was when my friend wasn't with us. And it freaked me out: I've decided I hate talking to him without my friend there. I was also in line at one of his shows four days ago and he was talking to his friends before walking backstage again and he specifically said hi to me and only me I was like oh my fucking god I'm gonna kill myself.

Anyway at that show ^ me and my husband talked in public for like ? the first time. He's in one of the popular bands. There was a girl following him around like the entire time and it was stressing me out because they went outside for a second but I wasn't about to follow him and they were just smoking I was like word. NO ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, a few weeks ago the band members had like a joke conference thing and afterwards I gave the singer of my husbands band a bag of chips bc he was hungry and I was high off my motherfucking ass and I was just standing there as they were talking like :) where it would have been awkward but I was too high to realize IT WAS SO FUNNY. The singer of his band is like lowkey rude but I think that's just because we're acquaintances now and I'm not just like a random fan. The drummer of his band is such a sweetheart he is like the most amazing person ever I hung out with him the most at the birthday party. I've never met the bassist or even hung out with him before he's so mysterious (and my best friend from since middle school has a crush on him so I'm like hmmmmmm).

Also at the birthday party on of the guys from another band was like ??? flirting with me I think ??? he let me finish his cig and shit and when (we were at the beach btw) I laid down on my stomach he was like "your tattoo is so pretty" as if it's not a basic ass tattoo. It's on my shoulder and it's like a classic outline of a old-style clown. We'd also smile at each other and whenever someone would tell a joke he'd look directly at me. Tbh I'm forgetting if there was everything else but. The crazy part about this is it's one of my friends ex so I'm wondering if he's being nice because he's seen us together (which that part is not an assumption, he has seen us together before) ???. Idk I texted her about it and she was like that's weird asf and he was probably flirting with you but I don't want to associate with him and I assured her that she is more important and I'm not gonna do nothing and then five minutes later I was like can I smoke his cigs though and she was like yes I respect that grind. LMFAO he just let me smoke one yesterday.

This isn't gossip it's me gushing but this really attractive friend of mine that I'm taking to shows as if he isn't like a white boy from UC Berkeley and he is such an extrovert he will walk up to random people and introduce himself and talk to them and !!! whenever he did he would tell people about me and bring them over to meet me and when he does he uses she/her on me and I swear to god when I first heard him say that it felt as if sunshine rained down on me. I hope I didn't stare at him with stars in my eyes because that's what it felt like. That's all LOL.

[hushedhippie]

I know it's not funny to make jokes of serious problems

, but anywho; what do you think of that scene from the breakfast club, where bender says Claire is a fat girl name.

Do things like that affect you, or are you able to take em as jokes?

I LOVE dark humor so do not worry lmfao this made me laugh.

Claire to me has a ring of elegance, I don’t think any name really sounds like a “fat name” but no, that didn’t offend me or affect my eating disorder. What affected me in the beginning was the loss of my two horses, my life lines. And I started to control my eating because it was the only thing I had the control over losing. Added was trauma that happened along the way like the suicide of my close friend, being bullied by a stupid boy in high school who would call me pig & offer food only to take it away and laugh (idk what even made me a target to him; I did confront him like three years later at a party and recited every word he ever told me and how much it fucked me up and how I’ll always remember those words clearly - which I still do to this day. He cried and asked for my forgiveness and I told him to go duck himself. Thankfully karma got his ass lol), getting cheated on, having a girl OBSESSED with me/watching my every move since 2011 (continued to this day sadly), and recently what caused the greatest relapse in my life, losing my angel baby. June & my little cloud are what brought me to the mindset of “no more” and what made me start the process of inpatient.

[bisluthq]

It’s really sad how mean Gaylors are being towards Joe. They truly have nothing to gain from all of this. They could use this energy to amplify other queer female (particularly WOC) artists but they don’t. Instead, they are upset that Taylor isn’t the doll that they created in their head. They stereotype gay men by circulating photos of Joe from his college days to insinuate that he’s gay. They repeatedly create lies about him not being William Bowery. The way they are acting reminds me a lot of how closeted kids are bullied in middle school / high school.

And how does behavior embolden Taylor to come out? Honestly — and forgive me if I lose you here — but their actions high key feels biphobic. Like they’re retaliating against Taylor (who is probably bi imo) because she’s with a man.

“And how does behavior embolden Taylor to come out?” -> this is something I actually feel extremely strongly about. I have a lot of new readers so allow me to share a TikTok on this with a lot of thoughts I agree with:

I’m sorry but did ANY OF YOU come out because people yelled “lmfao that’s so gay” at you?

I have shared a story here before about how two of the most embarrassing moments for me in middle and high school - like as I was sorta becoming yk sexual - were related to people IMPLYING (maybe on accident) that I’m gay.

The first was in middle school and tbf I got bullied a bit in middle school so she might’ve meant it in a gay way idk but like I used to make these Photoshopped edits for all my school projects using female celebs I liked (but on theme so like I made one for a Switzerland project with Renee Zellweger and I made other ones too but the Renee one is where this came to a head and it’s the one I remember best). So I had my little gay ass cover and this girl who sorta lowkey bullied me went “why do you always make these covers with the girls on them it’s so weird” and she might’ve meant it’s weird I Photoshop because it was weird but I just heard the “with the girls” part and almost died and never showed my little graphics again irl I think maybe ever actually.

The other incident was for sure on accident, like it was just banter: a guy friend of mine in high school looked at my laptop screensaver, which was Olivia Wilde in that GQ photoshoot yk the gymnastics one lol and he went “lol noice picture you got there lmfao” and it was an era where gay jokes were funny and that’s defs where he was going with it but because I’m actually gay I DIED and I went “yes I like House” and he was like “???” because that wasn’t the right response and I was like “yeah I like House dude why the fuck else would I have this picture lmfao” and a few days later I changed it to a pic of Hugh Laurie and had that for months before changing it to Amy and Eleven which I felt comfortable with and in hindsight both of whom I wanted to fuck although at the time I just figured it was neutral territory.

Now that’s me sharing my closeted experiences. I’m sure many of you have yours. I’ve NEVER heard of someone saying “ya people called me gay so I went well shucks you got me and came out! Thanks everyone who called me gay!!!”

If you think Taylor Swift is CLOSETED then why in the fuck are you trying to out her?

If you - like me tbh on some days idk I’m just not invested at this point - think she might be bi and signaled that (as other artists have done before formal coming outs) then like dope, she’s one of us, let’s make gay jokes and move on. She actively doesn’t mind Gaylor which suggests to me it’s either this or she’s a weird straight lady. Idk. Fuck, maybe she doesn’t know.

Either way, legit Hetlors and Gaylors - people whose online identity revolves around truthering her sexuality either way - are all equally out of line.

She’s got her London Boy, maybe she likes boobies, she doesn’t mind if you think she does, the end.

And if you genuinely think she’s a secret lesbian like BRUH STOP SAYING THAT OUT LOUD THEN like let it go dude. Because she sure as shit has NEVER implied this!? And calling closeted gays gay on main does not ever help them??? Ever??????

[ddejavvu]

oejowidj LET ME TELL YOU

He thought I was joking, agreed to it earlier in the year.

"If I buy you a tutu for christmas, will you wear it?"

He laughed and SAID YES.

Poor sucker, got him a green sparkly one <33 It was so pretty and I made him keep him. He moved to high school after that >.>

AW NO THAT'S SO SWEET OF HIM TO FULFILL HIS PROMISE </3 my fifth grade teacher made me cry every day that i went to school LMFAO how did you get such a good one??