#i mean p/url is a dick right back

[erigold13261]

Also like they idea that West gets hurt at his house and needs to go to the hospital or just get checked up. Zuke is VERY worried but doesn't have an easy and quick way to get to West.

So Zuke goes to 1010 to ask for a ride, only to realize Haym, Eloni, and Zimelu can't drive at all, and Rin is at an interview with Neon J. So the only option is Purl (idk what Eve is doing but she's also unavailable).

And Purl decides to help just because they know the rest of 1010 are friends with him. It was one of the first nice things Purl did for Zuke. It was definitely awkward in the car, but it was a decently nice bonding exercise for the two (and West).

[latex-tiddettes]

Don’t I dare ask you all of them? Oh kitten, now you just have to do it for me.

You

Are

The asshole.

The meaning behind my url: my ex-bf and I were joking around and somehow we mentioned a latex suit but only for boobs. So that came "latex tiddies" and then came bowsette and ya know

A picture of me: here's a nice and shitty one (edit: Tumblr is weird and put it at the bottom)

Last time i cried and why: I think it was last time I talked about school with the parents

Piercings i have: just earrings rn

Favorite band: Ooooooooooo that's really harddddddd. Right now? I think MKTO

Biggest turn offs: too much pain I think

How many tattoos i have and what they are: none currently

Top 5 (insert subject): no subject inserted so I'll go with games: Pikmin 1, wind waker, skyward sword, minecraft, slime rancher. No particular order there

Tattoos i want: a triforce on the back of my hand and something (idk what) on one of my ankles. Maybe some others, idk

Biggest turn ons: exhibitionismmmmmmm. And anything involving being dommed

Age: 21 and 3 days!!

Ideas of a perfect date: movie, popcorn, dinner while stargazing. I'm a simple woman

Life goal: help people tbh

Piercings i want: nips and a hip, hopefully gonna get them soon!!

Relationship status: takennnn with the amazing.. Well you, @skylightsofmylife. But also horny so hmu

Favorite movie: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa again super hard but I think wrinkle in time. Watching those fantasy scenes from my childhood come to life is just 💓💓💓💓

A fact about my life: idk? My first employer basically fired me without ever saying a word

Phobia: as we talked about a lot earlier, heightsss

Middle name: major, for now. Might change it to reilley, who knows

Height: 5'9"ish??

Are you a virgin? lolllllnooooo

What’s your shoe size? Like 11? Idk?

What’s your sexual orientation? Lesbabbbb but also maybe pan idk dicks are nice but nothing compared to a girl's personality

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? Nop, Nop, only prescribed ;)

Someone you miss: not anyone, really. Could go for seeing most of my exes again, but don't really miss them

What’s one thing you regret? Honestly still kinda hating myself for thinking I should ask someone out after them being v clear on not being interested. Sorry dude

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Chris Hemsworth...

Favorite ice cream? Gotta go with that good Ole mint chocolate chips

One insecurity: I'm honestly really secure but prob boobs just cause they seem like they're getting smaller half the time xDD

What my last text message says: xDDDD

Have you ever taken a picture naked? Hell yessssss

Have you ever painted your room? Noppppp

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yepppppppp

Have you ever slept naked? Almost every night

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? All the time!!! I love that!!

Have you ever had a crush? Yeah, dating one too :p

Have you ever been dumped? Yeah, like once

Have you ever stole money from a friend? Yeah but he deserved it

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? Lol that's just what Geocaching is

Have you ever been in a fist fight? Not exactly.. I kinda slap-punched a dude cause he was "testing my reflexes"

Have you ever snuck out of your house? Nopppp

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yupppppppppppppp x infinity

Have you ever been arrested? Lolno

Have you ever made out with a stranger? Depends what you count as a stranger, but I'm gonna say no

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes?? Not sure what this is asking tbh

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? I mean yeah, they don't control me

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? Yea..

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? Never!!

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Oh hell yes!!!

Have you ever seen someone die? Thankfully no, except maybe in reddit videos or something

Have you ever been on a plane? Like every year

Have you ever kissed a picture? I don't think so?

Have you ever slept in until 3? Sadly yes..

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? I miss her constantly 💜💜

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes!! Not recently but gonna happen soon I'm sure!!

Have you ever made a snow angel? Lol I live in Texas yo

Have you ever played dress up? I mean kinda? I've tried on clothes before??

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? Lol yeaaa but only cause they cheat first

Have you ever been lonely? Quite a bit yeah

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? Oh yeah, at school a few times, but sleeping on top of a table at the summer camp I worked at was amazing!!

Have you ever been to a club? Oh yeah, met my best friend @purgatorical at one

Have you ever felt an earthquake? I did used to live in Cali but I don't think so

Have you ever touched a snake? Yeah!! They're amazing!! Scary, but amazing

Have you ever ran a red light? Nahlol, can't drive mate

Have you ever been suspended from school? Got in trouble once, but not suspended

Have you ever had detention? Nop, not that much trouble

Have you ever been in a car accident? Thankfully no!!

Have you ever hated the way you look? Yeaaa, lot better about it now though

Have you ever witnessed a crime? I don't think so??

Have you ever pole danced? Nah but if you wanna teach me!!!

Have you ever been lost? Yes, in life

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? Many times

Have you ever felt like dying? Oh Boi yea

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Oh yea boi

Have you ever sang karaoke? Once.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yeah prob idk

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES!! 10/10 WOULD SNORT AGAIN

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? Hey babe 😏

Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nop :'(

Have you ever sang in the shower? All the time! Every time!

Have you ever made out in a park? Nop, not yet at least 😉

Have you ever dream that you married someone? I've dreamed of getting married, but not too anyone in particular

Have you ever glued your hand to something? Does my own hand count?

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Nop! Not that stupid!

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? Idk what that counts as but nah, don't think so

Have you ever been a cheerleader? Nah, I was on the other part of the field

Have you ever sat on a roof top? I wish!!

Have you ever brush your teeth? Um???? Yes??????

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Usually yeah xD

Have you ever played chicken? Like once

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? I wish!! Babe please!

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Yeah, Tumblr tends to do that xD

Have you ever broken a bone? Nop!!

Have you ever been easily amused? Literally always lol

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Yeah, usually cause of purgs

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? Ooooooooooo adding that to the list

Have you ever cheated on a test? Yea...

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? I tend to do that....

Give us one thing about you that no one knows. I have a birth mark that looks like a dick

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? I still don't think Lena existed tbh she was just an amazing fae

[treehouseart]

Why Reblogging Is So Important to Artists | Why Being Nice Online is Important | Storytime

First of all, I wasn’t going to talk about this. Because I thought it wasn’t needed, because I thought there was enough information out there asking people NOT TO REPOST ART and if we do, at least give PROPER CREDIT.

But there isn’t. That’s alright. Let’s talk about it.

 Two days ago I was approached by the lovely @vaugleysassygrunt​ who told me someone was reposting my art. They said this person had been changing their url all day (and they’re still doing it) and sent me a hyperlink to the art they had posted. It was one of the comics from my on-going Sanders Sons series, a sequential comic I have been working on for almost a year. It was pretty dear to my heart (and the context was pretty important as well). 

My immediate thought was “Oooh boy, my first art thief, that’s so exciting”. All the big ones get those. Along I went to this person’s tumblr and was about to send them a message when I saw they had already addressed the issue by saying they found reblogging annoying and that’s why they preferred reposting. That they never claimed the art was theirs.

Of course my first thought was “if you don’t like reblogging what are you doing on tumblr?”. But we shouldn’t give in to our first thoughts. They’re often rash.

So I get into a conversation with said art thief and try another way. Because THERE IS another way. We can’t nunchuk our way to awareness. This is what I wrote:

Hi, friendo! I'm sorry people are giving you a hard time, but crediting art is very important for us artists :( It's how we make our carreers. I understand you don't enjoy reblogging, but it can help people find our art and find more of our work if they need to. I also am really embarrassed to have to ask, but could you please credit sandersssons-comic or sanderssons in the quadruplets AU? It's a series I spent a lot of time on and I would hate it if people only read a part of it. Thanks and have a good day :D

They repond right away. Telling me they accept my apology (?)

Also that they found the image on google images.

Also asking how much artists get.

FIRST LESSON TO TAKE FROM THIS: Google Images, such as Google itself, it’s an image SEARCHER. It COMPILES images from the whole internet. An image being on Google Images DOES NOT MEAN IT’S UP FOR GRABS. Google Images provides the proper source of the picture.

BESIDES, Google Images can be a great tool for finding the author of an artpiece. Just go to Google Reverse Image Search. You can do it from your phone and from your desktop. Just put the image on and Google finds the original source for you!

So I proceed to explain to this person that artists don’t make much. Most of us get money from comissions that depend on the complexity. Some get Ko-Fis and Patreons and online shops with stickers and key chains and some other goodies.

ALTHOUGH, FOR YOU I ALSO SAY: PEOPLE ARE ENTITLED TO THEIR ART EVEN IF THEY DON’T GET MONEY FOR IT. BECAUSE IT’S THEIR OWN AND THEY MADE IT. DON’T BE A DICK.

They say: 

I don’t mean to be rude but you could just get more money by being an art teacher or something that pays good minimum wage. 

And you can imagine this big red flag raising in my head. Disengage. Disengage. Disengage. But this was a HUMAN BEING. And a misinformed one. I had already made contact. Might as well. I explained that we DO NOT WANT other jobs. This is our jobs. This is our choice of carreer. And it’s not hard to respect.

Reminder, that should go without saying: YOU DO NOT HAVE A SAY ON PEOPLE’S LIFE CHOICES

Our friend says they don’t understand cause they’re in high school and they don’t draw a lot (as if art knowledge just comes by osmosis when you draw a lot)

I said it was totally cool not to understand. Because it is

SECOND LESSON: SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THINGS. I came back to tumblr for the Thomas Sanders fandom. A fandom that thrives on kindness and caring and validation of different people  

They thanked me for being cool and explaining things and asked if we could be friends. I said that absolutely

(After our little talk, they started giving credit to the pictures they could find. Read as: the ones that had signatures on the image)

We talked yesterday a whole part of the day. We get acquainted. They’re finding themselves as non-binary, they’re in high school. Things like that. I tell them I’m 20 and in college for journalism

In this proccess I explained how comissions worked and, again, why reblogging and not reposting was important

So yesterday night I’m already in bed when they message me “Hi”

I responded I was tired and going to sleep. They said they were going to bed too. And that they hated when they were accused of something they didn’t do. Which was stealing art

And I said that, indeed, they weren’t STEALING art per say. But reposting was a dick move. They got PISSED. So I tried to find an analogy they would understand.

Ok, think of it like this

You've painted a tradicional piece in oil and put it in your gallery with other paintings

Someone can't come and take the painting off the wall and put it on their gallery

Even if they say it's yours... It doesn't bring more people to your gallery. It exposes your work... But that's mostly it. 

To which they replied:

The Mona Lisa got stolen once and people have made counterfeit paintings in the past 

Which, goes without saying DOESN’T MAKE IT OKAY. Just because someone already murdered another, it doesn’t mean we can go around on a killing spree.

Besides, tumblr has original content and tools to get replicated inside the website. And so I told them.

And then again:

Why are the majority of people here artists who clearly don’t realize they can get a part time job? 

And I told them, AGAIN, they do not want part time jobs. They want these jobs.

They said I lied then, when I said art didn’t pay well. And proceeded to say they didn’t understand why people want to be starving artists.

Also that tumblr didn’t have the kind of images they wanted. EVEN THOUGH THIS WHOLE THING WAS HAPPENING BECAUSE ARTISTS FROM TUMBLR WERE FINDING THEIR ARTWORKS REPOSTED ON THEIR ACCOUNT.

I was also making them upset.

I tried to explain further, but they blocked me.

Fortunately, I was able to send one last message and I think it’s the biggest message I want to pass here.

I'm sorry I'm upsetting you but I've been nothing but respectful

Be respectful. Even when you’re mad. Even when people are rude. Kill them with kindness. If they’re too immature to listen to you, that’s on them. Practice what our dear youtubers preach (Thomas Sanders, Jack, Mark). 

This person is still reposting, yes. They’re giving credit, but still reposting. It’s a start, I believe. It’s more than I would have gotten sending a hate ask. 

So now, princes, princesses and non-binary royalty, I give you the

TL;DR

Artists are ENTITLED TO THEIR ART. You. Are. Not. It doesn’t matter if it’s on tumblr, on google images or on the street. If there’s a signature or not. Getting money for it or not (also, since I’m here, don’t forget that art is not only visual arts, but also videos, music, podcasts and a bagillion other things. If it’s not yours, don’t post it)

You DO NOT get a say on how people should get their wage (just like you don’t get a say on how they dress, on where they go, or who they love)

When you REBLOG, you help the artist to get known. It costs nothing. When you REPOST, you’re a dick. You’re not helping anyone and you’re giving yourself more trouble than just clicking a simple button

It’s okay not to know everything, but listen when people talk respectfully

Don’t be hard on people when you can be nice. Aggravating people will only make enemies of people who can be friends

Be mature enough to accept sometimes you’re wrong

BONUS ROUND: I believed we were done, but I saw this post short after. I didn’t think it was relevant to include, but I feel like I must say something.

I’ve had it with everyone being nothing but mean and antagonizing me. I’m not the bad guy and I really want to kill myself or leave tumblr. I’m never accepted by anyone or anywhere. Hell its hard to tell my friends I’m into men and women or that I like certain things. I get rejected constantly so goodbye forever 

And later proceeded to post normally.

Please notice that your life BEING HARD does not make up for BEING A DICK and REFUSING TO BE EDUCATED. I will not refrain from telling you the truth R E S P E C T F U L L Y to protect your feelings just because you’re LGBTQ+ (specially because the you being B part was totally new information for me in this post/and I’m in the community too).

So since I’m giving moral lessons, do this for your friends. We should not stand for something we do not agree. Real friends will respect your side and reconsider. If a person hostilizes you for having a different opinion - or, in this case, being right - they’re not someone you want to have around.

PS.: I will not disclose this person’s identity because it’s irrelevant. I’m only posting this in hopes it can help someone else

PPS.: I ended up did reporting this person for giving my comic specifically the wrong credit

[stimmyvillainarchive]

WHY does the android app gotta suck so much, when i click the faq link it just like refreshes the page,,,, this happens with all links in bios on the andoird app :[

NNNN lovin this broke ass app.

I’mma go ahead and paste the FAQ just under the cut, hopefully you should be able to read it now :’))

(FAQ is written by Mod Joker)

“Are requests open?”

We get this ask a lot. And while I don’t mind answering, it does get a lilll annoying sometimes since we’re essentially repeating ourselves constantly. Before you ask, please check our ask box! It will ALWAYS give our request status!

From now on if we receive requests when they’re closed, we’re going to delete the message entirely. You’re free to ask again when they’re open, but we need breaks!

“Can allistic/neurotypical people follow?”

Yes! So long as you’re respectful of stimming and understand it’s not an aesthetic or something to make fun of.

“It says there’s two mods, but I only really see Mod Joker post.”

There is! But Mod Boo is rather, well, shy. We both are, tbh. I’ve just gotten used to talking a lot on this blog. And to tell ya the truth I invited her to mod this with me because she considered making a blog but wasn’t sure how she’d do it, and was worried she’d be too awkward/quiet. But she actually tends to see your messages a lot! She just tends to let me handle things. But if you ever wanna talk to her, just say the message is specifically for her and I’m sure she’ll get back to you. She’s very friendly and tbh one of the best people to talk to!!

“How do you make gifs?”

I use the same method stimmybby uses! His tutorial’s right here!

“How do you make banners?”

I use photoshop and for backgrounds (depending on what type of background), I use paint tool SAI. I made a tutorial on how I do it here!

“Can we use your banners for posts that aren’t stim related?”

Absolutely! So long as credit is given and you’re not in our dni, then use it as you like! Discourse posts, art, vent posts, promo posts, whatever floats your boat!

“Can I use your gif/s?”

As long as there’s credit to us for the gif/s and you don’t apply to our dni, you’re free to!

“How can I credit you?”

There’s a few ways! Such as

- Including the credit in the post and/or under the cut (this is the best way people can access the original post and see the credit!

- Include the credit in the post’s captions

- Include the credit in the tags

- Include a link in the post to another post that has the credits in it

- Saying you got the gif/s from us in the post

“What are bad/wrong ways to ”“credit”“ you?”

- Saying “I don’t own these gifs”

- Saying “credit to the original owner(s)/gifmaker(s)

- Straight up not saying you took these gifs from people/including in no credits

- Claiming the gif/s are yours/you made them

If I see any of these I WILL publicly call you out on it and you WILL be blocked immediately thereafter. That block will not be lifted.

“What does REG mean?”

Reactionary Exclusionary Gatekeeper. Meaning people who try to exclude certain queer people from queer spaces. Such a biphobes, transphobes, aphobes, panphobes, and so on.

“What does TERF mean?”

Trans/Transgender Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Meaning radfems who are transphobic and are violent towards trans people (especially trans women).

“What does SWERF mean?”

Sex Worker Exclusionary Radical Feminist. They’re radfems who try to exclude sex worker from their feminism and often treat women attracted to men as less worthy.

“What’s the ADT community?”

ADT stands for “Actually Dysphoric Trans/Transgender” and was created by transmedicalists/truscum to break off from the trans community. It’s an insult to the trans community, an insult to the creator of the transgender pride flag (it’s removed the white that was there for people who ID as non-binary/outside the gender binary), and is there purely to start drama and create rifts in a community that’s already got enough enemies for simply existing in a transphobic world

“He/Him lesbians don’t exist/they’re transphobic towards trans men”

As a trans man who doesn’t think the world revolves around me and who understands that what lesbians decide to do it literally none of my goddamn business: get the fuck over yourself you whiny pissbaby

“What do you mean by people in the true crime community?”

People who sexualize, romanticize, excuse, and/or support serial killers and their actions/crimes. This doesn’t include people who are INTERESTED in the topic of crimes, serial killers, etc but acknowledging how these people are disgusting and their actions are unforgivable.

“Why are you anti-cgl?”

Cause we hate pedophiles and are decent human beings.

“You’re bigoted to kinksters just like homophobes are bigoted to gay people!”

I hate to break it to ya bud but I’m proudly kinkphobic and you’re a giant homophobe!!

“I’m a SFW cgl(re)/littlespace blog so I’m following/interacting uwu”

No the fuck you aren’t!! You’re a kink blog, there’s no such thing as a “sfw kink” even if you’re remaining two braincells are too busy fighting over the last pacifier to tell you some fuckin common sense. Your ass is getting blocked and I’ll also be using your blog to take a look at the people you interact and block them too just for safe measure! Eat a cactus, fuck nugget

“You hate lesbians if you hate TERFs”

You owe every lesbian an apology for assuming they’re all mysogynistic, LGBT+phobic pieces of horseshit like you are. Eat a dick.

“aces/aros aren’t LGBT uwu”

Wow… that’s so wrong Alexa play Fuck You by Lily Allen

“Me/Someone I know/(insert user/s) has been blocked. Why?”

There can be a number of reasons why you’re blocked, and I’m not afraid to block people as I want this place comfortable and safe for the mods and followers. So there’s several reasons as to why.

- You apply to our DNI (see BYF)

- You’re a (insert harmless children’s cartoon) critical blog (I tend to block those due to them saying LGBT+phobic things)

- You get into kin drama

- You’re an ace discourse, pan discourse, bi discourse, and/or overall REG discourse blog (this does not mean I block inherently block discourse blogs! I block the shitty ones)

- You’re a spam/porn/etc bot (if I’ve gotten this wrong, lemme know! I tend to block shady and empty blogs for this reason unless their desc/url/etc says it’s empty/weird for a reason)

- You’re a blog that frequently posts/centers around one or more of my triggers

- You’re an aesthetic blog (though I tend to soft block for them. But this is NOT an aesthetic blog and stimmy is NOT an aesthetic)

- You’re an “anyone can interact” stim blog

- You’re a stim blog that steals/doesn’t credit the gifs they use

- I feel you and I are going to argue and I’m just saving us the trouble of future unpleasant encounter/s

- You’ve been shitty to my friends or just been shitty to people in general and I’ve noticed it

HOWEVER I’ve made slip ups in the past! If you feel you don’t apply to any of these, you can contact me through my main and ask why. Sometimes I don’t always remember why I blocked somebody (sadly there’s a lot of shitheads on this site I’ve needed to block) or I’ve confused one blog for another person’s blog. Or maybe the person was more chill than I thought. Please contact me yourself rather than ask somebody else to do it though so I can get all the details! Even if I don’t lift the block, I won’t report you for block evading or anything.

“You used to be kidheart friendly and now you’re not, why’s that?”

Sadly, Raven (the creator of Kidhearts) has proven to be a bully sympathizer and feels it’s okay to compare agere to kinks/cgl and sides with regressionuncensored. She condones bullying/harassment/the sexualization of minors and I am not nor will ever be okay with that.

“But Raven sai-”

I don’t care what she says. She made it abundantly clear that she supports regressionuncensored and I don’t care that it came back to bite her in the ass. Bullies deserve no support, no sympathy, no nothing. And if you side with her than don’t come near this blog. This is agere safe and I will not allow people who support sexualizing it to interact. Kidhearts WILL be blocked on the spot, no questions asked.

“I’ve left a community on the dni list, can I follow/interact?”

Yes!

“Why are you anti-(insert thing on blacklist here)?”

Camp Camp: It’s racist + antisemitic

Dragon Maid: It’s pedophilic

Killing Stalking: It’s homophobic, ableist, sexist, perpetuates rape culture, and fetishizes abuse

Your Lie in April: It romanticizes child abuse and it literally starts off with a gross pedo joke when we meet the love interest in episode one

Split: It’s ableist

Hetalia: It’s antisemitic

Harry Potter/J.K. Rowling’s works: Actually there’s nothing inherently bad about the story. I just don’t like it. HOWEVER: I can’t stand J.K. Rowling as she’s a TERF/overall LGBT+phobe, and racist. So none of her creations will be featured here.

Sonic Boom: Nothing inherently problematic. I just can’t stand the show because it just fuckin sucks

13 Reasons Why: It romanticizes suicide and the creators refused to listen to actual mental health experts and have made the show potentially dangerous to anyone who even slightly deals with suicidal thoughts/urges

Detroit Become Human: It’s racist + antisemitic

Voltron: Legendary Defender: It queerbaits/it’s LGBT+phobic

“REG is a transphobic term”

I, Mod Joker, am trans. Try again.

“A-specs aren’t LG-”

*buzzer sound* wrong. So sad for you

“You’re not LGBT+ because you DARED disagree with me because you actually acknowledged that tumblr didn’t credit the community sweaty uwu”

We get this shit because a lot of you assume I’m ace or at the very least a-spec. And… Ya couldn’t be far from it. I’m a pan, genderfluid trans man. Even with all your gatekeeper (sorry, BULLSHIT) logic; I’d still be attracted to multiple genders and not be cis. I’m p queer. So no matter which way you slice it, I’m part of LGBT+. Die mad about it.

“You’re comparing aphobes to TERFs and SWERFs you fucking transphobe!”

Wow I didn’t realize setting boundaries meant that I viewed y'all in the EXACT same light. I’m so glad I have the lovely aphobes that have told my friends that they should kill themselves to set me straight.

Asking people not to interact doesn’t inherently mean I think they’re the EXACT same thing.

“Mod Joker is a gif-thief and reposts people’s content without properly crediting them!”

I have made this entire post explaining that’s wrong. Idrc if the post is too lengthy for you. Don’t talk shit if you don’t even have all the details.

Additionally, if you send me somethin about this in a negative light I’m IP blocking you. One strike and you’re out. If you want to believe people with false info and false accusations then that’s your baggage. Not mine.

HOWEVER if I’ve accidentally mis-credited, forgot to/messed up on crediting a person for their gif/video, or so on let me know! I’ll make mistakes, but I never do it intentionally.

[trivialagent]

20 questions tag Tagged by @bibliolithid​ (Hi, nice to meet you!)

Name: A derivative of Katherine.

Nickname: Don't have one. Kate or Trivia would be fine though, if TrivialAgent doesn't sound enough like a name/seems too formal.

Age: 25

Star sign: Sagittarius

Gender: Woman

Height: Around 180cm

Favorite Artists/Bands: Within Temptation, Epica and Halestorm come to mind, but I don't actually know what they've been up to lately. I also love a lot of musical songs, especially by Team StarKid and Rachel Bloom.

Song stuck in my head: Today, the intro to CampCamp, "West Covina" from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen seem to be in rotation, but the question made "Butterfly" pop up, so I'm going to stop thinking about it before the more annoying songs show up.

Favorite anime: Death Note, because it was a pretty good anime with a fandom that wrote very good and interesting fic right at a time I needed it. L and Light live in my head, and when I need to write a story in my head so I can fall asleep, I can always fall back on making them learn to live with each other.

Favorite manga: Comics, for some reason, usually don't work for me. I just can't get immersed if there's not enough text and also no moving pictures.

Favorite fictional character(s): L and Light from Death Note, Axel, Aqua, and Roxas from Kingdom Hearts, Tony Stark, Loki, and Peggy Carter from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Granny Weatherwax, Tiffany Aching, and Vetinari from Discworld, Dexter Grif and Dick Simmons from Red vs. Blue, Newton Geiszler and Hermann Gottlieb from Pacific Rim, and quite frankly I could go on, these were just the fandoms that occurred to me at this moment. I'm really bad at picking favourites :P

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw. (For those familiar with sortinghatchats sorting: Ravenclaw Primary & Ravenclaw Secondary)

Favorite color(s): Purple. I also love Red & Black as a combo.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate all the way. I like the aesthetics of tea, but I can never be bothered to make it.

What do I post: Aside from the advertised fandom, cats, and jokes reblogs, I also reblog philosophical/moral discussions and science/otherwise interesting facts. I only very occasionally make original posts about my life or some thought I had. I was not expecting argumate to reblog my random nerdy gushing and suddenly get a post with more than 2 likes, but I'm happy because apparently other people also like the things I like (this should not surprise me, but it did). So maybe I will do more of that in the future. I am also forever planning to write fanfic & original fic & a videogame, as well as start drawing again, so maybe I will post about that at some point?

Do I get asks: Not really. I would like to receive some though! But don't feel obliged, I am neutral about not receiving them.

URL meaning: I used to use "Hekate" as an internet name, then started feeling a bit weird about that when I realized there are still people who worship her. However, I still wanted to make some reference to the mythological character. So I came up with a nerdy, self-deprecating way to call myself an agent of Hekate. (Trivial Agent both in the sense "Agent of Trivia" (a name for Hekate, specifically regarding her role as goddess of crossroads, which I like because it evokes images of an if-then-else flow diagram or a multiple choice story) and in the sense of a computer science/game theoretic agent that does nothing remotely complex.)

When did I make this account: Early 2015

Average hours of sleep per day: 6,5? I think? I never know how much laying awake I actually do.

Nationality: Netherlands

I tag all my followers! Of which there are now 11. If you can see this, I am certain I would like to know more about you. Of course, no need to do it if you don’t feel like it.

[paperbacksciencefiction]

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[peinde]

I'll try to give solid answers.

1) Sexuality? Pansexual. ((same 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ariana Grande, moby, if only to quell t)(e rumours t)(at we look alike. ((IDK i don’t really have anyone 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. ”She arches )(er body like a cat on a stretc)(. She nuzzles )(er cunt into my face like a filly at t)(e gate. S)(e smells of the sea.” ((i don’t have any books near me ;n; 4) What do you think about most? My wife. ((adult cartoon TV wives, or if i’m angry, Bold and the Beautiful 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? ”H3Y B4B3 W3R3 OUT OF PIZZ4 ROLLS >:[” ((”hey hun call me ASAP pls” 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Wit)(out. ((with. i need to be ready to outrun zombies in the Canadian winter 7) What's your strangest talent? I can do voice impressions! ((i can’t make impressions, but i can make voices 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence) Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money~! Boys will laug)( at girls w)(en t)(ey’re not funny~! ((honestly...same 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? A couple of times... ((nah 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? Just now w)(en I answered number 8. ((same 11) Do you have any strange phobias? No? ((a TON 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes, but only twelve times! ((no??? 13) What's your religion? Dick. (i’m technically Christian 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Working, doing c)(ores, doing )(obbies, visiting friends or )(itting t)(e town. ((going to school or going to work 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? In front. ((both 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Don’t ever ask me t)(is again. ((i guess Mother Mother, but there are quite a few 17) What was the last lie you told? ... ((i can’t remember 18) Do you believe in karma? No. ((yes 19) What does your URL mean? I keysmas)(ed, because I didn’t know w)(at to type. ((it’s Peixes + Grande but that’s only OOC knowledge 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? My greatest weakness is me wit)(out my wife. My greatest strengt)( is my wife. ((my greatest weakness: my lack of motivation. my strength: my ability to dream 21) Who is your celebrity crush? Jason Momoa! ((Kat Dennings 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yup! ((nope! 23) How do you vent your anger? I tell me wife everyfin. ((hahaha, i don’t

24) Do you have a collection of anything? You could say t)(at... ((not really? 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? P)(one. ((neither OMG 26) Are you happy with the person you've become? ... ((yeah. i mean i could be a lot worse off 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? I don’t like nails on a c)(alkboard, but I do like nails tapping on a table. ((i fucking hate children crying, but i like anything that can basically be “white noise”, like the hum of a vacuum, or the working of a portable heater 28) What's your biggest "what if"? I don’t want to talk about t)(is. ((i don’t really think about those? i mean they didn’t happen. best to just move on 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Believe in? I mean yea)( sure. T)(ey’re everyw)(ere. T)(ey’re real w)(et)(er I believe in t)(em or not... ((yes and yes 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. I’m grasping air. Now, I’m touc)(ing my wife’s face. ((i touched my metal storage thingy. then the wall 31) Smell the air. What do you smell? My wife’s farts. ((nothing. just the way i like it 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to? )(ig)(sc)(ool. ((any public washroom ever 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? West! ((East!!! 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Does t)(e Rock count as a singer? ((IDK i used to have a crush on Pete Wentz 35) To you, what is the meaning of life? My wife. ((my Christian ass says God

36) Define Art. Out of my league. 38/ ((a necessity to man 37) Do you believe in luck? No. ((yes 38) What's the weather like right now? Sunny! ((rainy 39) What time is it? 8:23 PM ((11:23 PM 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? No, and yes. ((no, and no 41) What was the last book you read? I’m currently reading Written on t)(e Body! ((i think it was a Sophie Kinsella book? 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yes! ((yes 43) Do you have any nicknames? Lots of people call me “Fef”. ((i have many IRL nicknames, but everyone knows me by Tori 44) What was the last movie you saw? Fifty S)(ades Freed (illegally, obviously. I’m not paying for t)(at drivel.) ((Devil 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had? I’ve died, does t)(at count? ((i fell off the monkey bars at age 8 and landed right on my back 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes! ((no :( 47) Do you have any obsessions right now? I )(ave many, t)(e most important being my wife. ((i guess? i’m always obsessed with something 48) What's your sexual orientation? Wasn’t t)(is asked before? ((yeah 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Yes... ((yes... 50) Do you believe in magic? Again, it’s real, so yea)(. ((yup! 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Nope! ((Fef you fucking liar yes you do. and yes i do 52) What is your astrological sign? Cancer! ((Pisces!!! 53) Do you save money or spend it? Spend. ((both 54) What's the last thing you purchased? Pizza rolls for my wife. ((a bracelet off Aliexpress 55) Love or lust? Love! ((love 56) In a relationship? Yes! ((nope! 57) How many relationships have you had? I lost count. ((1 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Yes! ((nope! 59) Where were you yesterday? At work. ((at home 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yes! ((yup! 61) Are you wearing socks right now? No? ((yup! 62) What's your favorite animal? My princesses...plus you know, t)(e entire ocean. ((any sea creature 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Kindness! ((oh i don’t give a fuck 64) Where is your best friend? Doing activities you s)(ould NOT be questioning. ((online...talking to me 65) Spit or swallow?(; Swallow, you coward! ((i’ve never had the opportunity to do either 66) What is your heritage? Alternian! ((i’m black Caribbean 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? 38;3c ((i was on this hellsite 68) What do you think is Satan's last name? Natas??? ((meanie-bo-beanie 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Obviously??? ((obviously??? 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Yea)(! ((sure, why not? it’d mean i’ll know someone who shares my musical interests 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? I’ve never been late to work? Plus, it’s a legitimate reason??? ((i’ve worked at my job for far too long and have rarely ever been late, especially too rarely for her to keep track. this argument would be completely baseless. also, it’s a legitimate reason??? 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? It’d probubbly be fake, so no I wouldn’t say anyfin. I’d just wait until I could revive, and no I wouldn’t be afraid, you fucking coward. ((i’d tell everyone, IDK what i’d do. probably pray, sleep maybe, oh i’d be terrified 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. 38( ((trust 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Be Alrig)(t by Ariana Grande ((Arizona Highway by the Darcys 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 3838 ((i’m not telling you??? 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Being in one like mine and Zi-Zi’s ((communication 77) How can I win your heart? --Exist. ((LOOOL good luck buddy 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? It sure can! ((i guess! 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Getting married. ((going to therapy 80) What size shoes do you wear? 6 ((10 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? “Finally”. ((”i’ll be back” 82) What is your favorite word? Glub! ((intricate 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Zi-Zi. ((organs 84) What is a saying you say a lot? Glub! ((”for fuck’s sake” 85) What's the last song you listened to? Girls and Boys by Good C)(arlotte ((same 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? Baby pink, lig)(t blue, lilac, mint green. ((rose gold, burgundy, olive, turquoise, black, eggplant, fuchsia 87) What is your current desktop picture? Zi-Zi. ((on my laptop? default mountains. on my PC? Mother Mother 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? ??? I don’t know! ((Donald Trump, probably 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? ...t)(ere are a lot. ((”are you straight” 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Go back to sleep. ((flip TF out and run 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? W)(at would I want t)(at I don’t already )(ave? ((flight 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Being revived. ((??? none of it? leave that shit in the past my dude 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? --Everyfin from t)(e time I was revived onward. ((what did i just say? 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? T)(ere are so many options... ((??? 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? New Zealand! ((Paris 96) Do you have any relatives in jail? I mig)(t, w)(o knows. ((probably 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? Yup! ((no, but i almost did! 98) Ever been on a plane? Yup! ((yup! 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Most of t)(e fins I already say. ((”i can’t wait for the apocalypse”

[superhero-for-hire]

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 10 blogs to get to know them better

Tagged by: @annelidae (Thanks bud!! <3)

(answers under cut)

Nickname: uhhhh... cor? cor-bear... do self-given nicknames count? because bverr, also something I’m trying out: Caz/Cas (short for castor, the french word for beaver. :B)

Star sign: Aries (the odd time its Taurus but hasnt been in quite a few years I think)

Height: 5′8″ish? 174cm or so

Time: The time is now 6:59 pm (at time of finishing)

Birthday: April 19

Favorite bands: Music is all about the feels for me, if I can groove or empathize or emote to a song, it doesn’t matter if its country, pop, jazz, etc, I’m down. So no favourites, is what I’m saying XP

Favorite artists: Okay so this is so open and it’s so hard for me to choose a small handful because my brain just usually remembers the work and not necessarily the artists? But okay here goes: Sol LeWitt, John Cage, Landon Mackenzie, Yoko Ono... I mean the list could be like ten people longer or more, but I’ll keep it at these peeps for now.

Song stuck in my head: I have a fuckin jukebox in my brain so at the very moment, Michael in the Bathroom from the Be More Chill OST, and the Glee cover of Pompeii by Bastille...

Last movie I watched: I went to go and see the new Jumanji movie and had a BLAST. So much fun, good humour, if a litttttttle awks with a few dick jokes.

Last show I watched: The last ep of something new that I watched was the new Clear Card Arc for Card Captor Sakura (and since I dont usually post much on here about stuff like this, I tried to watch the new english dub but I couldn’t make it through more than 10 mins DX)

When did I create this blog: I’ve got an archive that tells me my first post was Jan 16 2011, so maybe a few days before? back when my URL was mrwoodcock...

Last thing I googled: “yoko ono” and “pompeii song” >.> had to make sure i was thinking of the right names and stuff lmao

Average hours of sleep: On a good night... 7ish, but the last few weeks has really only been 6.5 on average because work is exhausting and stressful and I have been having bad dreams

Lucky number: 37, and 18/19 depending on how I’m feeling :P

Instruments: I used to play the recorder like a beast??? But we’re talking like elementary school years. I’ve never been good keeping a beat, I can barely do it singing :P (which is the only other “instrument” I can “play”)

What I’m wearing: I was gunna doodle something but I’m tired and bleh from work. So I’m wearing a red Incredibles logo tee, navy pajama pants, and light grey socks :P

How many blankets do I sleep with: 2, usually, through the summer just one, if any.

Dream job:  *anxiety* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. making art for a living. realistically though I’d honestly kinda love to maybe teach art in some way? But I’ve also found that I’m really good at customer service so maybe working in a gallery that teaches classes? That’d be cool too.

Dream trip: America trip: Wizarding World, Didney, maybe Montreal or Ottawa... Oh or New York! Elsewhere: Australia, Japan, France, typical tourist locations. I’ve never been out of the continent, and I haven’t see much of it either.

Favorite song at the moment: right now I guess I’m really into “Candy Store” from the Heathers musical, and also “Working Dead” from Steven Universe.

Favorite food: Italian, and Japanese. Pretty much anything from either cuisine.

Nationality: Canadian!

Tagging: @nafarsiti @fallariera @impulsivegiraffe​ (But only if you wanna. Open to any other readers who wanna do it too!)

[eating-rocks]

all of them (or as many as you wanna do)

I’m really tierd so the spelling is probs crap

Ask Away

1. What is you middle name?Sofie Elisabet

2. How old are you?19.5 years

3. When is your birthday?March 24th

4. What is your zodiac sign?Aries

5. What is your favorite color?Pink, orange, green

6. What’s your lucky number?7

7. Do you have any pets?Two cats

8. Where are you from?La suecia

9. How tall are you?162cm /5´3″

10. What shoe size are you?Heels-EU: 37 UK:4 US: 6 ½Normal shoes- EU:38-39 UK:5-6 US: 7 ½-8 ½

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?Like, 5

12. What was your last dream about?No fuckning clue, my dreams are weird. 

13. What talents do you have?Idk. I can cook….and I’m sort of good at art. Well, there’s the beading, of course. Uhhh, that’s about it14. Are you psychic in any way?Don’t belive in that kind of thing15. Favorite song?Non atm16. Favorite movie?Fantastic beasts…. prehaps17. Who would be your ideal partner?Someone who doesn’t get annoyed when I’m being weird or when I’m having a trust issue episode. And they also need to get sarcasm and like puns18. Do you want children?Nope, and I can’t have them anyway19. Do you want a church wedding?Yes20. Are you religious?Very21. Have you ever been to the hospital?Like, 20 times in the past 2 years22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?No, I’m a good girl23. Have you ever met any celebrities?Youtubers only. 24. Baths or showers?Shower first to get clean, bath afterwards to relax25. What color socks are you wearing?One black and one grey26. Have you ever been famous?Lol, fuck no27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?No28. What type of music do you like?All29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?Yes30. How many pillows do you sleep with?1+Sana31. What position do you usually sleep in?Geko 32. How big is your house?Me and moms appartment is 107m^2 and has 3 bedrooms and two bathrooms+a 100m^2 yard with a glass porch. I’t pretty nice, but has too much hallway

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?I have the same smoothie every morning34. Have you ever fired a gun?No (I’m so tired I read finger gun at first)35. Have you ever tried archery?No but I want to, there’s an outdoor archery range about 500m from my house 36. Favorite clean word?uh, idk37. Favorite swear word?Fuck38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?~36h39. Do you have any scars?Tons of small ones40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?No, not that I know of41. Are you a good liar?Probably not42. Are you a good judge of character?Not sure43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?Nupe44. Do you have a strong accent?I don’t think so45. What is your favorite accent?Don’t have one46. What is your personality type?Idk. me??47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?A harry potty hoodie from wb studio in london48. Can you curl your tongue?Yes49. Are you an innie or an outie?Very innie, it’s almost gross50. Left or right handed?Both. I hold a pen with my right hand, though51. Are you scared of spiders?Fucking terrified

52. Favorite food?Sushi without raw fish53. Favorite foreign food?Same, I guess. Sushi counts as foreign, right54. Are you a clean or messy person?Both. I’m clean, but I’m also constatly exhausted55. Most used phrased?“Fuck you“ probably 56. Most used word?Fuck

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?about 10 minutes58. Do you have much of an ego?No, I don’t think so59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?Bite. I’m gay, I don’t suck on things60. Do you talk to yourself?Yea, all the time61. Do you sing to yourself?No62. Are you a good singer?I’m terrible63. Biggest Fear?Being dead. I don’t fear dying, I fear leaving loved ones64. Are you a gossip?No65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?Dunno66. Do you like long or short hair?Both67. Can you name all 50 states of America?Lol, nope68. Favorite school subject?English69. Extrovert or Introvert?Wallflower 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?No71. What makes you nervous?Life72. Are you scared of the dark?Yes73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?Depends on if the mistake has consequences or if it’s just a slip up74. Are you ticklish?YES!! I WILL kick your teeth out if you tickel me, though75. Have you ever started a rumor?No76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?Not really77. Have you ever drank underage?Ish78. Have you ever done drugs?Does prescribed one counts 79. Who was your first real crush?Don’t remember80. How many piercings do you have?0

81. Can you roll your Rs?“Yesh82. How fast can you type?p fast

83. How fast can you run?Not that fast

84. What color is your hair?Purple85. What color is your eyes?All of them86. What are you allergic to?pollen, gluten and lactose87. Do you keep a journal?No

88. What do your parents do?Mom’s a potter and I don’t want to talk about my dad

89. Do you like your age?No, make me tiny again90. What makes you angry?I AM A SMOL GURL FUELD BY RAGE 91. Do you like your own name?yes

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?I’ve thought of fur-baby (pets) names. 

Female dog: KeelahMale dog: LomerrynBrown poodle: Makkachin or VicchanOrange cat: Nugget or pumpkinRagdoll: PotyaNorse forrest cat: YuuriBengal: Yurio

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? don’t want kids

94. What are you strengths?idk

95. What are your weaknesses?Everything

96. How did you get your name?It’s the name of my maternal great grandmother97. Were your ancestors royalty?Hell nah98. Do you have any scars?I’ve answer this already99. Color of your bedspread?White-ish100. Color of your room?white

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

1: What are you wearing?Socks, panties and a sleeping mask

2: Ever been in love?Yes3: Ever had a terrible breakup?Hell yeah4: How tall are you?162 cm5: How much do you weigh?~85 kg6: Any tattoos do you want?The deathy hallow symbol, a picure of my cat, some bible verses, ps3 controller, amongst other things7: Any piercings that you want?Septum, navel, snake bites and full ear8: OTP?Viktuuri, otayuri and adoribull9: Favorite Show?none atm10: Favorite bands?none11: Something you miss?Not being stressed out12: Favorite song?None13: How old are you?1914: Zodiac sign?Aries15: Hair Color?Purple16: Favorite Quote?”Back in the day they use to say you will not get far, but now today my insta page looking like post cards”17: Favorite singer?None18: Favorite color?Pink, orange, green19: Loud music or soft?Both20: Where do you go when you’re sad?Tumblr21: How long does it take you to shower?5-10 minutes22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?10-15 min23: Ever been in a physical fight?No24: Turn on?Raspy voice25: Turn off?Braging about dick size/experience in bed26: The reason I joined Tumblr?”Lol, why the fuck not”27: Fears?Insects, hights, death, darkness28: Last thing that made you cry?Life

29: Last time you cried?A few days ago30: Meaning behind your urlMe name and birth year31: Last book you read?Hamlet32: Last song you listened to?Tempeture-Sean Paul33: Last show you watched?Modern Family34: Last person you talked to?Mom35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?Childhood friend36: Favorite food?Sushi37: Place you want to visit?Non38: Last place you were?Home???39: Do you have a crush?Ish40: Last time you kissed someone?10+ years ago41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?Don’t remeber42: What color underwear are you wearing?stripie white ones43: What color shirt are you wearing?Non44: What color bottoms are you wearing?non45: Wearing any bracelets?nope46: Last sport you played?Uh…..47: Last song you sang?Dunno, don’t sing much48: Last prank call you remember doing?Haven’t really prank called

49: Last time you hung out with anyone?A few weeks ago50: Favorite movie?Fantastic beasts

[gorgeousdan]

notdanhowell

summary: Dan has a guilty pleasure: phan blogs. It’s a mixture of conceited arrogance and morbid curiosity, really. And really, it’s a mixture of these two things that lead to him catfishing members of his phandom and becoming a headcanon blog. After all, what harm can one headcanon do? word count: 1323/20,000 (why’s it so short?) warnings (this chapter): mentions of sex (dan writes a dirty hc)

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Three a.m rolls around again and Dan finds himself in notdanhowell’s inbox looking for something to write. It’s like a monster has been unlocked in him since he wrote that stupid kissing headcanon, like a bad upgrade in a video game. All he can think about is kissing Phil, touching Phil, doing frankly inappropriate things to someone who’s supposed to be his best friend.

But it’s fine if he writes about it, okay? Then it’s not a fantasy, it’s fanservice. He doesn’t have a problem. It’s fine.

Dan scrolls through a few of the prompts. There are some that make him laugh, like him and Phil using glitter lube in a public washroom, a few that scare him, like one where he’s Phil’s slave and he’s locked up and that might actually be illegal?

superpaperclip said:

hc about what d & p are like in bed? love your blog, dani!

Meg stares him down in their profile photo. Dan lets out a resound sigh.

Why not?

notdanhowell said:

dan’s probably loud. the neighbors probably bang on the walls to get him to shut up. dan’s favorite position is riding phil, where he gets to be in charge while still getting fucked, because lbr we all know that dan’s a whore for cock. he also likes when phil’s on top of him so that he can scratch up phil’s back, leave red marks that mark phil as his.

phil probably has more control than dan does in bed. he’s not loud, but he enjoys it anyway. the noises phil makes are probably deep and go right to dan’s dick. his favorite position is either reverse cowgirl, so he can watch dan’s ass as it moves because dan’s ass is noice, or missionary, because phil’s probably a romantic little shit who likes to stare into dan’s eyes.

Dan tags the ask appropriately and presses post. He can’t help but think about it, Phil hovering over him, kissing down his neck, telling him what a good boy he’s being.

Dan’s door squeaks open. Dan jumps, slams his laptop lid shut. Phil’s standing in the doorway with his duvet wrapped around his body. He stands there for a minute. “I couldn’t sleep,” he says, and his voice sounds tired. “Can I come sleep in here?”

Dan puts his laptop to the side. He doesn’t say anything, but lifts his duvet in invitation. Phil gets under, puts his own over the two of them.

“What’s up with the lack of sleep, Mr. Lester?” Dan asks. He scoots over a bit so that Phil will have room to sleep next to him.

Phil sighs. His eyes are closed, but Dan can tell he’s awake. Years of being someone’s best friend means you know these kinds of things about them. “I was worried about you,” he says.

Now it’s Dan’s turn to sigh. Despite the conversation they had on the tube, he knew Phil wasn’t going to drop it. It just wasn’t like his best friend. “I told you that you don’t have to be.”

“I know.” Phil opens his eyes and turns so that he can lean his head against his hand. He uses his free hand to grab Dan’s, laces their fingers together. “I just don’t like the idea of you being lost in your head.”

Dan pulls Phil to his chest at that. Phil tangles their legs together, and despite the fact that they’re both tall, lanky guys, it’s nice. Phil sighs a little bit and Dan can tell that he thinks so too.

They fall asleep twinned together like this, and Dan can’t help but feel a little bit bad.

-

Dan wakes up the next morning to his phone ringing. It somehow doesn’t wake Phil up, the heavy sleeper he is, but Dan groans at the loud ringing. He turns onto his side to look who it is. His mum. Great. This should be fun.

Don’t get him wrong, Dan loves his mum. It’s just that every time she calls, Dan can expect the same “got a partner, yet?” talk. Honestly, it’s kind of aggravating. It’s not as if he doesn’t want to have a partner, it’s just that getting one would require going outside and talking to people and meeting people. Dan much prefers staying inside with Phil and watching anime or the Great British Bakeoff.

Christ, he’s got it bad, hasn’t he?

Dan answers it with a soft, “yeah, hello?” so as not to wake his best friend.

“Dan!” calls his mum. Dan can’t help but smile at her voice. He truly does love her. “Did I wake you?”

Dan runs a hand through his hair. He grabs Phil’s phone so he can check the time. Half past nine. “Yeah,” he answers truthfully. “But that’s probably for the best. Millennials like me will sleep until one in the afternoon.”

Dan’s mother laughs. “Don’t I kno-”

She’s cut off by a groan from behind Dan as Phil blinks awake. “Dan?” he says, and his voice is so thick with sleep that Dan knows his mother won’t be able to miss it. “Who’s that?”

“My mum,” Dan mouths. Phil nods his understanding and motions that he’s going to the kitchen. As soon as Phil leaves, Dan’s mother is talking his ear off.  

“That was Phil, right?” she asks. “Why was he in your bedroom?”

Dan sighs. “He just fell asleep in here last night, mum.”

“Are you two dating?”

“No. We’re just friends.”

“Do you want to be more?”

Dan takes a deep breath at that. Does he want to be more than friends with Phil? Of course he does. He wants to be Phil’s boyfriend and kiss him and have lazy sex with him in candlelight. Well, that sounds a little dangerous but. You know.

But he can’t tell his mother any of this, because she wouldn’t understand what it’s like to be an angsty twenty something with an online personality where he writes fanfiction where he’s fucking his best friend. “I gotta go, mum. Phil’s made breakfast.”

Dan’s mum sighs, and he can tell this isn’t the last he’s going to hear of it. “This isn’t the last we’re going to talk about this,” she confirms. “Love you lots. Be safe.”

“I will. Love you too. Bye.”

Dan hangs up the phone and throws it onto his bed. He stretches out his back, which is knotted from sleeping with Phil on top of him all night.

Not that you’re complaining, Dan’s brain supplies unhelpfully. Dan resists the urge to slap himself.

Dan walks into the kitchen, where Phil is currently pouring a second bowl of cereal. Dan takes the first, bites into it. “Morning,” he greets his best friend.

“Morning,” Phil replies. He puts the cereal and the milk back, leaves the cabinet open. Dan pushes it closed with a fond eyeroll. As soon as he does, Phil’s looking over at him. “How gay does your mum think we are for each other?” he asks.

Dan laughs. “Pretty god damn gay,” he answers. “Just like all of our friends, basically.”

Phil scoffs. He puts his bowl down on their counter and gives Dan a look that means it’s time to be serious.

Dan sips his tea and braces himself.

“It’s stupid, isn’t it?” Phil asks. At Dan’s raised eyebrow, he elaborates. “I mean, it’s stupid that everyone thinks we’re dating. Because we’re not. Just because we’re secure in our friendship and sexuality and like to cuddle doesn’t mean we’re anything other than friends.”

Dan swallows his tea. “Right?” He says. “Like, if we wanted to date,” he swallows. “Like, we just would.”

“Right?” Phil asks.

“Right,” Dan confirms.

The two of them stand in a silence that’s vaguely awkward for a moment. Then, Phil says, “I’ve got an episode of the Great British Bakeoff on DVR.”

Dan accepts the peace offering. “Cool,” he says. “Let’s go.”

Dan ignores the texts from his mother.

AUTHOR’S NOTE:

Thank you to all the people who signed up to be a part of notdanhowell! It was actually so many people that I don’t know if I’ll manage to get everyone (I’m sorry!) but I’ll definitely give everyone a thanks in the final author’s note.

I actually really like this chapter for no reason. Hope you do too.

Please reblog to spread the word about my blog! Also, a thanks to @superpaperclip for letting me use their URL and sully their good name lmao. I hope I did you justice, Meg. 

Thanks y’all 

-Seb

[i-amusemyself]

All of the 'Get to Know Me'.

Aaaah tysm!!!

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

(Jokes on you I only usually have 3 songs on repeat at any one time :’-D ) Atm though: Work Song - Hozier, Rats- Miw, Wastelands- Amber Run, Dragula- Rob Zombie, Fireflies- Owl city (yh really), To build a home- The cinematic orchestra.

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

I…don’t know. I’m really not that into meeting ‘idols’ or anything. I guess it’d be pretty cool to meet Kaitlyn Alexander but honestly I’m not sure the anxiety would be worth it.

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“It’s a body,” I said, “A dead body.” lmao

4: What do you think about most?

I imagine what life is going to be like when I get to uni or who/what it’ll be that finally makes me happy.

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“Off to stuff my face with chinese food, talk to you later bro”

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Clothes on unless it’s above 25 degrees bc I don’t wanna die (like that)

7: What’s your strangest talent?

Lmaooo talent?! Me?! Idk I’m learning how to do special effects makeup and a couple of people have said its p cool. Also I can do this weird thing with my tongue where it basically rolls in on itself (seems to be genetic)

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are all ethereal goddesses out of my league.

Boys are not my area of expertise.

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

As if lmao! Ain’t no one ever liked me that much.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

I can’t remember so I did it just now to make up for it.

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

I hate cuddly toys with battery packs in them with a passion.

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Nooo

13: What’s your religion?

Don’t have one, I’m an atheist.

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Cleaning up my rabbits’ mess.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind it I think

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Honestly it depends on the time of day, when I last ate, the luna cycle… I genuinely don’t have one I can’t answer that

17: What was the last lie you told?

Um, I lied about what I watched on TV last night lmao

18: Do you believe in karma?

I’m not sure, I kinda just hope it exists and that helps keep me sane.

19: What does your URL mean?

It’s pretty self explanatory lmao

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

I don’t know, for the weakness I’m torn between caring too much and saying the wrong thing.

And I wouldn’t call it a major strength but I have a lot of patience.

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

I don’t know (I barely have an interest in anything atm), given I have an entire fanblog dedicated to them I’ll say Kaitlyn Alexander again

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Nope not yet

23: How do you vent your anger?

I have a personal blog ( @the-emotional-equilibrium​ ) that I rant on

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

I have an embarrassing number of kermit memes on my phone

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Video chatting for sure, I like to be able to see people’s faces (also I hate phone calls they’re too awkward).

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

I think I’m a work in progress really. I’m happier with myself than I used to be, but there’s always things I want to change or could improve on and I know I’m never going to be perfect.

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I hate the sound of fabric being ripped, it makes me shiver but I love, idk, that sound when you’re just lying outside and you can hear the birds and stuff. Idk, I don’t listen to much besides music.

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

Argh, erm, I wonder how different life would have been if I’d learnt to stand up for myself earlier. I’d probably have fewer regrets.

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts I’m really not sure about. Up until recently I would’ve said no, but honestly I don’t know what to believe anymore. As for aliens they’re definitely real.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right arm: A cushion on the sofa. Left arm: The wall. Exciting right?

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Chicken! (Making lunch atm)

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

Lmfaooooo idk???? Not a physical place anyway. When I was really little I once had to stand outside in the snow for about 3 hours and I remember being pretty sure I was gonna die, like it was such a horrible feeling being that cold.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

East coast! I mean, that’s just based on where my friend lives and nothing else but

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Lmfao opposite?! Okay so let’s just assume that means a guy but erm? Idk? Okay I admit I have a slight thing for half the guys in MIW so lets just go with that

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

To have the best time possible and end it with minimal regrets. Also to try to help other people to have a better time to.

36: Define Art.

Stuff you can look at that takes actual talent and imagination.

37: Do you believe in luck?

Not really? I mean sometimes I might consider things Unlucky but tbh I have no idea what I mean by that.

38: What’s the weather like right now?

Pretty boring tbh, it’s just a grey sky with a bit of a breeze.

39: What time is it?

2:49 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

I passed my test a few months back but I haven’t driven since so thankfully I haven’t had a chance to crash yet

41: What was the last book you read?

The 5 people You Meet in Heaven….and that was last July smh

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Love it. It’s the smell of my childhood.

43: Do you have any nicknames?

Most people at school call me Scaz and most my friends outside of school refer to me as Chorlo. (or Wholemeal Chorlo if your name is ellie)

44: What was the last film you saw?

I watched Shrek 2 last night lmfao I forgot how good it was!!

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

I’ve broken quite a few bones but I’m lucky never to have done anything awful. Um, the worst was probably when I broke my elbow or when I tore my side open on a nail jumping off a fence.

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Aaah yeah I used to catch them every summer!

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

I guess I’m between obsessions at the minute; though I’m kind of hooked on supernatural ngl

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Fuck knows. Not straight. I defo like girls but idk about guys.

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Multiple smh. This one girl once spread a rumor I was a lesbian and I was gay for her (before I even came out) and tbh she’d have been lucky. (She was kinda obsessed with me, she was probs suppressing something). It did kinda ruin my confidence though because of all the reactions so I didn’t come out for another 2 years.

50: Do you believe in magic?

I don’t know what to believe anymore, but I’m kind of open to learning more about it.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Yeah smh. I have a pretty high Grudge Threshold in that I give people a lot of chances but once they reach that level there’s no going back and I won’t forget what they did.

52: What is your astrological sign?

Libra

53: Do you save money or spend it?

I either save it for months or blow my savings in an hour.

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

A bus ticket?

55: Love or lust?

Love defo

56: In a relationship?

As if lmao

57: How many relationships have you had?

Three, but none of them lasted that long

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Nope

59: Where were you yesterday?

At home all day working

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

I’m sitting on a pink sofa lol

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

Yeaaah, one is glittery the other has skulls on which sums me up pretty well tbh

62: What’s your favourite animal?

I love so many animals I don’t know!! Capybaras? Alpacas? Giraffes? Chimps? Idk?!

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Lmaoooo I have no idea I haven’t found it yet

64: Where is your best friend?

3918 miles away on the east coast of the USA (I get to see her in 9 days though I’m so excited!!)

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

(I won’t tag them but in no particular order) Pansexi-unicorn, onetinygay, shrekthelesbian, oneshappyplace and only-slightly-dangerous

66: What is your heritage?

I’m white as a toilet m8. Nah a lot of my family comes from Denmark/scandinavia which you can kind of tell from looking at me tbh

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Sleeping. Sorry that’s not more interesting.

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

I think it’s like, double barrel as in May-Trump or something

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

Maybe..

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Errrm, sort of? I try to make an effort, so that’d be nice. But I’m so quiet and shy sometimes that if I was friends with myself we’d probably never talk lmao

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Save the dog, no doubt about it. If my boss is that much of a dick I’ll probably lose my job sooner or later, so I might as well lose it helping out a doggo.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) I’d tell the people closest to me, but maybe not straight away depending on how I thought they’d react.

b) I’d probably blow my saving and go travelling. I mean, what else is there to do? Oh and finish bingewatching all my shows at that time bc dying on a cliffhanger would really piss me off.

c) Maybe a little? Just because once you die you’re alone with whatever the hell comes after (pun not intended).

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Argh?! Trust? I guess? No point having love if you can’t trust people.

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men and Fireflies by Owl City. They both bring on such nostalgia.

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

6666 as far as the internet is concerned.

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Just like, having someone you can chill with and open up to. Someone where you don’t have to care about embarrassing yourself with or worry about constantly because you trust them. Just like, a super cool friendship but with kissing.

77: How can I win your heart?

Don’t be afraid to be yourself I guess. I love interesting people that don’t pretend to be someone else. Also interesting people with swords.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Who am I to answer that? Idk, I suppose yeah.

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Cutting off shitty people and actually valuing myself enough to find new friends.

80: What size shoes do you wear?

7 (could be a lot worse given my height)

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Something along the lines of “I’m just dormant” or “Nothing is set in stone.”

82: What is your favourite word?

Un sacapuntas

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Break

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

“I amuse myself” or “what the fuck”

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Alive (i think its called) by Sia

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Black, red and purple

87: What is your current desktop picture?

It’s a galaxy spacey thing

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

I’m torn between Putin and Kim Jong Un (no need to worry about Trump, I’m sure someone already has a plan.)

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

The third question in my inbox rn lmao

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

(I was so tempted to say “ask if they prefer being the big or little spoon” why am I like this)

Idk id probs strike up a convo whilst looking around the room for the best weapon just in case.

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Hmmm, I think mind reading would be useful but it might make my anxiety even worse! So that or teleportation.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Any half hour when I wasn’t stressed about exams lmao (bonus if the weather was good)

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

A guy did something that I wish he hadn’t and I’m still fucked up by it sooo that.

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

I honestly don’t know, it’s not something I’ve thought about with “music-celebrities” lmao

Edit: Hold up I’ve just remembered Halsey exists.

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

The place I’m going in 9 dayyys!! (Or Copenhagen)

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Not that I know of.

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

When I was really little and hopefully never again

98: Ever been on a plane?

Yup a couple of times

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

For fucks sake can’t you all just educate yourselves and get along? Stop. Killing. Each. Other.

[fraggle-batches]

Because these are fun

1:Full name: Not comfortable sharing that

2:Zodiac sign: Libra 

3:3 fears: ladders, loneliness

4:3 things I love: my cats and boyfriend and laptop and dogs

5:4 turn on’s: tattoos, good hair, smoking, choking, hickeys

6:4 turn off’s: trump supporters

7:My best friend: my boyfriend

8:Sexual orientation: pansexual

9:My best first date: went to a concert (styg, stray from the path, knocked loose), was soo much fun, and also my first concert with a s/o

10:How tall am I: 5′7

11:What do I miss: my nana, being confident in myself and those around me

12:What time was I born? like 5:30 am 

13:Favorite color? grey

14:Do I have a crush? on my boyfriend, and cole sprouse

15:Favorite quote? “

16:Favorite place? Algonquin park

17:Favorite food? Pizza

18:Do I use sarcasm? Never

19:What am I listening to right now? Flaked Season 2 on Netflix

20:First thing I notice in new person? Shoes, hair, actions

21:Shoe size? Women’s 9.5, Mens 8.5

22:Eye color? Shit brown :))

23:Hair color? Naturally: Brown, Currently: Blonde, Previously: Pink

24: Favorite style of clothing? Uhm idk like casual/skate/dude clothes

25:Ever done a prank call? When I was like 11, but i grew tf up

26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now? I’m not..

27:Meaning behind my URL? Lord of the Rings (on a comedy video)

28:Favorite movie? ^

29:Favorite song? 

30:Favorite band? Don’t know, either The Wonder Years, Pink Floyd, The Tragically Hip

31:How I feel right now? Kinda shitty

32:Someone I love. Aaron

33:My current relationship status. In a relationship, one year at the end of the month.

34:My relationship with my parents. Was pretty fucked up for a while, I got kicked out and shit but now we’re civil and they buy me stuff to suck up for the shit they put me through/

35:Favorite holiday. 

36:Tattoos and piercing I have. I have my nose pierced, three 18g holes p/ear and one 10mm hole p ear.

37:Tattoos and piercing I want. I want to get a second nose piercing, maybe a septum, and my 10mm holes are going up to 22mm as we speak, I also intend to get an assload of tattoos when I’m no longer broke.

38:The reason I joined Tumblr. Joined it when I was like 12.. so I don’t know, just because it was ANOTHER form of social media for me to have.

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other? I hate him because he’s a rapist piece of shit and I’m sure he doesn’t even think of me so.

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts? No.

41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted? Idek who the last person I texted was.

42:When did I last hold hands? Last night

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends what my hairs like, if it’s good, then 15 mins, if it’s shit then 35mins.

44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days? Yeah

45: Where am I right now? On the couch at my boyfriends grandparents.

46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Maybe my boyfriend, maybe a nurse 

47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUD

48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad? No

49:Am I excited for anything? I’m going to see Roger Waters in October and I’m moving in 1-3 months.

50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? My boyfriend.

51:How often do I wear a fake smile? Often.

52:When was the last time I hugged someone? Earlier today I think

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d fucking leave him and move alone and go back to fucking instead of dating (other people obv)

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Maybe

55:What is something I disliked about today? Got into a couple pissing matches with the boy.

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Gord Downie

57:What do I think about most? The amount of debt I’m in

58:What’s my strangest talent? Licking my nose maybe?

59:Do I have any strange phobias? I don’t know..

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind all the way

61:What was the last lie I told? “I don’t want anything to eat rn”

62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? NEITHER

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Ghosts: no. Spirits: Yes. Aliens: no, Extra-terrestrial life on another planet potentially in a different solar system: Yes.

64:Do I believe in magic? No

65:Do I believe in luck? I don’t know

66:What’s the weather like right now? Shitty, cloudy, cold, and dark

67:What was the last book I’ve read? The Handbook of Human Sexuality

68:Do I like the smell of gasoline? Uhh yeah

69:Do I have any nicknames? -----

70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Probably when I fractured my skull as a kid. Or the two times I broke my clavicle in the SAME spot like 3 years apart lmao.

71:Do I spend money or save it? I’m a compulsive spender

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Yep

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? I don’t think so

74:Favorite animal? Elephant maybe

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Same thing as I’m doing now basically... fuck all

76:What do I think Satan’s last name is? He doesn’t have one/exist

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? I believe by Stevie Wonder

78:How can you win my heart? Be a decent person and show the fucking world that I’m yours and you’re mine.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “fuck all you cunts from my hometown”

80:What is my favorite word? cunt

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr? nah

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? “stop polluting, kill trump, learn how to give a girl good head, end world hunger, adopt dont shop, support everyone regardless, cherish each other”

83:Do I have any relatives in jail? I don’t think so, but maybe

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? To be able to like pause life and be the only one who isn’t paused but I don’t age on pause so it’s chill. Or to turn off my bad emotions whenever I want

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? I don’t know, I;m pretty open

86:What is my current desktop picture? My dog 

87:Had sex? Daily

88:Bought condoms? Hate them, but yeah

89:Gotten pregnant? No

90:Failed a class? Yeah

91:Kissed a boy? Yeah

92:Kissed a girl? Yeah

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yeah

94:Had job? Yeah

95:Left the house without my wallet? The worst!!

96:Bullied someone on the Internet? No... well maybe this one stupid piece of shit that raped my friend, posted her nude pics on a porn website and harasses her to this day. But I think that’s with warrant to bully so idc

97:Had sex in public? In a few places...

98:Played on a sports team? Other than school, no

99:Smoked weed? Daily

100:Did drugs? some

101:Smoked cigarettes? Yep

102:Drank alcohol? Yep

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Used to be 

104:Been overweight? Currently am

105:Been underweight? Yep

106:Been to a wedding? Yep

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Most of the time

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yep

109:Been outside my home country? Yep

110:Gotten my heart broken? Sort of

111:Been to a professional sports game? No

112:Broken a bone? Skull, elbow, clavicle x 2, wrist x3, most of my toes, both my thumbs, my left ring finger, my ankle, and foot.

113:Cut myself? Used to

114:Been to prom? Fuck prom

115:Been in airplane? Yep

 116: Fly by helicopter? No

117:What concerts have I been to? To name a few (not even close to 1/4 of them: The wonder Years x4, Moose Blood x2, Neck Deep, Real Friends x3, Modern Baseball x3, Knocked Loose, Stick to Your Guns, etc...

118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yep

119:Learned another language? Started to learn german, dropped it. Spoke some french but I’m rusty.

120:Wore make up? Most days

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? Way before I was 18

122:Had oral sex? Yeah

123:Dyed my hair? Every few months for the last like 4-5 years

124:Voted in a presidential election? Not yet.. 2019 here I come

125:Rode in an ambulance? No

126:Had a surgery? Small one

127:Met someone famous? A few people.. Dan Campbell from the Wonder Years being one of them

128:Stalked someone on a social network? In an innocent-ish “what the fuck is my boyfriend doing liking your slutty pics” stalking

129:Peed outside? Yep

130:Been fishing? Yep

131:Helped with charity? Yep

132:Been rejected by a crush? No

133:Broken a mirror? Yep

134:What do I want for birthday? A camera

135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2-3. Nora, Avalyn, and idk maybe Declan, Jax, Quinn?

136:Was I named after anyone? No

137:Do I like my handwriting? Sometimes

138:What was my favorite toy as a child? Pogs, Pokemon Cards, Idk I mostly read books

139:Favorite TV Show? Shameless is lit

140:Where do I want to live when older? I don;t know yet, used to be Alaska but the US is fucked rn

141:Play any musical instrument? A little piano, tried guitar

142:One of my scars, how did I get it? one on my hand is shaped like a dick.. i stuck my hand in a fire to get a cigarette that dropped when i was drunk and burned the fuck outta my hand, when it scarred the center got prominent, and dick shaped

143:Favorite pizza topping? Bacon

144:Am I afraid of the dark? No

145:Am I afraid of heights? A little

146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Yeah, I’ve been caught sneaking out and smoking pot and getting drunk when I was supposedly studying or having a quiet movie night in

147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? All the time

148:What I’m really bad at. Life, keeping my temper in check

149:What my greatest achievements are. I graduated high school, and got into college and university

150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me. “fat homewrecking bitch”.. but it wasn’t the truth

151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery. Pay off my debt and adopt a load of animals in need

152:What do I like about myself? I got some nice eyelashes, and a nice rack

153:My closest Tumblr friend. ------

154:Something I fantasies about. Cole Sprouse 

155:Any question you’d like -------

[the-emophoenix-hoard]

all of the asks? I'm a dick :3

Omg okie

lol I’m assuming you’re the same anon that asked me for all the questions those other times

Im gonna put it under the cut 

The meaning behind my url: lol idek, one of my old college frens was hobovampire and I wanted to do something along those lines idk

A picture of me: It won’t let me add one but here http://the-emophoenix.tumblr.com/post/161402700146/i-was-tagged-by-spookyowlfren-idek-i-had-to

How many tattoos I have and what they are: I don’t have any yet

Last time I cried and why: Death of my favourite character in Lost

Piercings I have: Technically two ear piercings but they’ve closed up, I’m planning on getting them redone over the next few weeks

Favourite band: TOP, Linkin Park and Fall Out Boy

Biggest turn offs: idrk I’m ace asf but being a dick make me wanna be as far away from someone as possible

Top 5 (insert subject): you gonna need to give me a subject bruh

Tattoos I want:  I want an Undertale heart, the TOP skeleton keys and a watercolour owl

Biggest turn ons: again idrk, but just be nice to everyone and you’ll see people wanna spend more time with you

Age: 19

Ideas of a perfect date: idk bruh

Life goal: Just be happy and safe, and I wanna complete my comic too I need to actually start tho

Piercings I want: I wanna get gauges in both ears and maybe a cartilage piercing too

Relationship status: Single as a pringle my dude

Favourite movie: My inner nerd will always love Transformers and Avatar but Kingsman and p much any Ghibli are my faves

A fact about my life: ummmmm idk lol

Phobia: Falling lol, I’m okie with heights but I panic when I feel like I’m falling, like in planes when they cut the engines for a moment or big rollercoasters, I can’t stand those mental fairground rides

Middle name: Bruh I have 3

Height: around 5′6 I think

Are you a virgin?: Yeeeee boi

What’s your shoe size?: 6 or 7 UK size, depends on the brand

What’s your sexual orientation?: Def asexual but romantically  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?: I drink sometimes with the gang but never enough to be drunk

Someone you miss: my family mostly

What’s one thing you regret?: Leaving home without waking mum up when my stepdad told me to, he isn’t talking to me now because of it

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Chris Hemsworth or Chris Pratt?? idk I love the marvel bois

Favourite ice cream?: Vanilla and mint choc chip ^w^

One insecurity: I’m worried I’ll never be able to live up to what others think I’m capable of, I’m worried others are gonna leave me too

What my last text message says: I’m proud of you 

Have you ever taken a picture naked?: Ew nah

Have you ever painted your room?: Yeee of course

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?: Nah

Have you ever slept naked?: bruh if you live in a country that normally wet and windy and normally around 15*C and for one week it shoots up to 36*C and you’re telling me you sleep in jammies for that week I wanna see proof

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?: I don’t think so lol

Have you ever had a crush?: Nah

Have you ever been dumped?: No but I dumped someone else cringe

Have you ever stole money from a friend?: Hell no, why on earth would I steal from my buds?

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?: No stranger danger!!!!! I think I did once tho when my frens were with me and they knew them

Have you ever been in a fist fight?: I think when I was like 7??? I don’t remember but I was v anger child

Have you ever snuck out of your house?: Nah the old man would’ve caught me cos he’s a really light sleeper, I’ve had no reason to either, my parents house is tiny anyway

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?: Nope, I’m starting to see a theme with these, wow my life is boring

Have you ever been arrested?: Nah

Have you ever made out with a stranger?: Ew no

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?: sorta ech cringe

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?: Fuck no! I would’ve been kicked from here to next week

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbour?: Well because all of my neighbours have been creepy weirdos or people I still haven’t met yet since moving into college nahh

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?: Yeeee, We finished all our assignments and we had no reason to go to class anymore so we went to the park for an entire day

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?: Sleepovers with the gang of course but not like slept together 

Have you ever seen someone die?: No and I hope I never have to

Have you ever been on a plane?: yeyeyeye multiple times, mostly to see family in Sicily, but I’ve been to Greece and Pompeii too

Have you ever kissed a picture?: yeyeyeyeyeyey

Have you ever slept in until 3?: bruh p much every day

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now?: I love my frens and family equally and I miss the ones I’ve left behind and the ones I can’t be with when we need

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?: yeyeye of course

Have you ever made a snow angel?: Dude snow is my fave

Have you ever played dress up?: Not for a long time lol

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?: Probably???? not for a v long time I think but I can be v competitive 

Have you ever been lonely?: All the time rip

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?: haha yees

Have you ever been to a club?: yeyeyeey it was good fun but its not really my thing

Have you ever felt an earthquake?: Well I slept through the two I was in when I was younger and some of my classmates swear they felt one when we were in Italy

Have you ever touched a snake?: Gimme the snek!!!

Have you ever ran a red light?: Nah I don’t drive yet

Have you ever been suspended from school?: Nope, I’ve never gone that far

Have you ever had detention?: Many times, and always for stupid things cos my school was way too strict, mostly for missing homework tbh

Have you ever been in a car accident?: Yeee, only a small one tho

Have you ever hated the way you look?: Yeeeeee, I feel way more confident in myself with short hair now

Have you ever witnessed a crime?: I don’t think so, If I have I probs didn’t know it was happening

Have you ever pole danced?: Nope

Have you ever been lost?: Mum driving down to London and many times since leaving home

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?: Well I’ve been to Land’s End and Norfolk, but I haven’t been further north than Snowdon, does that count???

Have you ever felt like dying?: Yeep and I came v close to actually doing it during my last month or so at home, my frens were the ones that kept me going, I made a promise

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: yeee, Unfortunately

Have you ever sang karaoke?: yeee when Mamma mia came out and Abba was a thing again

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?: Yeeep

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?: Yep and its cos my lil brother did the exact same thing

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?: Nah 

Have you ever kissed in the rain?: Nope

Have you ever sang in the shower?: All the time yeyeye

Have you ever made out in a park?: No am virgin bruh plus ew cringe

Have you ever dream that you married someone?: I think maybe once after going to my cousins wedding

Have you ever glued your hand to something?: I superglued my hand to my shoe while trying to fix a hole in said shoe

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flagpole?: No but I dared a fren to and laughed

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?: No? are kids in America okie?

Have you ever been a cheerleader?: Nah, none of my schools have had big enough teams for that

Have you ever sat on a roof top?: Nah but it would be nice to watch the stars from the roof

Have you ever brush your teeth?: Well I’ve been on this planet for nearly 20 years, it would be kinda worrying if I hadn’t yet lol

Have you ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?: Alien, I haven’t been able to watch it all the way through, my mum scarred me lol

Have you ever played chicken?: I think for a school trip into Dartmoor to see who would jump off the highest rock into the gorge pools, I failed lol, I didn’t even want to climb up see Q18

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?: Yep, my swimming club were arseholes

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?: A few times but its mostly when dickheads say it to make me uncomfortable, yeee those guys

Have you ever broken a bone?: I think I fractured my thumb when I was smol and mum thought I fractured my back when I got knocked out for the first time

Have you ever been easily amused?: yee course, thats just me lol

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?: Everytime with @spookyowlfren and too many times with the gang

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?: probs when I was smol

Have you ever cheated on a test?: Nope, if I have it was never one that mattered

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?: fuck yes, thank good for name tags

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?: yeyeeyeye and I love them to bits, its always a weird experience meeting with them IRL cos I’m so used to listening to them, its like meeting an old fren you haven’t seen in years even tho we talk every day

Have you ever give us one thing about you that no one knows.: Idrk… I’ve always been really honest with you guys

[justmysicklypride]

Tagged by @unicornofhell well this is late af Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions. 1. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi soz 2. Disney or Dreamworks: Disney 3. Coffee or Tea: definitely both though I'd side with coffee more 4. Books or Movies: books bc I'm a nerd 5. Windows or Mac: Windows is better but I'm more accustomed to using the Mac 6. DC or Marvel: Marvel 7. Xbox or Playstation: PlayStation 8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Mass Effect bc I don't play Dragon Age 9. Night Owl or Early Rise: early rise 10. Cards or Chess: chess bc idk the only time I've played cards competitively in recent times is literally a week ago at a party 11. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate 12. Vans or Converse: Converse bc I've never worn Vans 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: oh ffs this is like the nerdiest question ever, idk man I don't play Dragon Age but maybe Trevelyan?? Or Cadash??? I mean I usually go for either the noble one or the criminal one I guess so unless I completely messed up which house/clan is which then these two 14. Fluff or Angst: angst 15. Beach or Forest: beach I guess bc Straya m8 16. Dogs or Cats: cats 17. Clear Skies or Rain: rain 18. Cooking or Eating Out: eating out bc if I try cooking I'll probably burn my house down 19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: spicy 20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: christmas 21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: neither but if I had to pick then idk a little too cold?? 22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?: I'd love to have batman's superpower of being fucking rich af 23. Animation or Live Action: animation 24. Paragon or Renegade: renegade all the way bc I always go with the "bad route" in video games tbh 25. Baths or Showers: showers 26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: team cap I guess idk I like both 27. Fantasy or Sci-fi: sci-fi bc I'm a fucking nerd who loves analysing the fuck out of science-y shit 28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes? I mean not really any in particular but here's four quotes in general?: - "I have hated words and I have lived them, and I hope I have made them right" - (I forgot who said this exactly but) The Book Thief - "The most important thing is not to stop questioning" - Albert Einstein (bc I'm a fucking nerd smh) - "Well that was just a whole lot of pointless" - Ciel from Black Butler (I mean I use it a lot irl so I guess it makes the list) - (I didn't know who to put for this but I've figured it out:) "We can't do much about the people that purposefully want to destroy the world... except for vote them into presidency" - my engineering lecturer (lmao) 29. YouTube or Netflix: YouTube 30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter probs (soz Percy Jackson) 31. When You Feel Accomplished: when I do something worthy of feeling accomplished 32. Star Wars or Star Trek: Star Wars 33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: hardback bc every time I read a paperback I'll somehow find a way to bend the cover or harm it somehow and it annoys me 34. Handwriting or Typing: typing bc it's easier and I have the "doctor's handwriting" lmao 35. Velvet or Satin: satin 36. Video Games or Movies: video games 37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon? own the dragon 38. Sunrise or sunset: sunset I guess 39. What’s your favourite song? Idk maybe House Of Memories by Panic! At The Disco I guess 40. Horror Movies yes or no: hell yes 41. Long hair or short hair: long 42. Opera or Theatre: theatre I guess bc I know more about it/have been involved with theatre before 43: Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first? I really doubt I'll be ever to survive in any of them tbh but maaayyybbbbeeee Fullmetal Alchemist? Idk that's what I'm watching currently so maybe that bc it's very science and it'd be fun to learn about all that stuff I guess idk I'm just a massive research/science nerd. Edit: Actually on second thought I pick the Pokemon universe 44: Are you scared of thunderstorms? Why? Not really. I mean it's a natural occurrence I guess and houses/buildings have that thing that avoids being struck by lightning and getting the people inside injured (idk what it's called in English) so there's really nothing to be afraid of, and thunder is just the by-product/excess energy produced in the form of sound energy or whatever so that's harmless too. Also the chances of getting struck by lightning is p low too and unless it's like Maze Runner/Scorch Trials level lightning then I doubt being struck by lightning will actually kill a person, seeing how people have been struck by lightning and survived 45. Would you rather travel back in time or into the future?: into the future I guess bc if the grandfather time paradox is anything to go by then there's not a lot of point going back in time New question 46. What is, in your opinion, the most pointless/unnecessary thing ever invented? I'm going to tag: @2thingsfunny bc the new question is v much an inside joke, my top fans for the week: @ummmmmmmmmmmthings @ameliexlrh @breakneckptv @parrillapower and 40 random followers: @thenightmareofprincecharming @squishypishy @darkandlonely @sad-ghost-13 @shadowsdieintheend @latenightfading @v0icesinyourhead @parrasyte @feelinmoist @bringmethe-tonyperry @that0livia @midnightbella18 @avangee @im-not-emo @lala-land-resident @darkandpsychofangirl @parabitchh @xlovelykatex @fanghorria @the-girl-on-your-eyes @helenhateslife @carla-quinn @therake00 @potter-dick @kitty-cat-2018 @sam-helladay @josi-is-dead @feelsky121 @vtmj @lexysimmons @rebelmusic4ever @ntontina @imbexil @piercethesophhh @threecheersforsweetjane @sanctvxry @local-band-trashh @band-obsessor101 @quinnberley @suicidalbandaddict (fucking hell why do all of you have such complicated url's smh)

[izzym-art]

Hey guys!  (T▽T)

Let’s get right to business. Staring right in front of me is a ‘First Warning Letter’ from my government regarding my student loan. I had roughly around 250-300USD overdue payment that I haven’t settled as of last year, and they’ve given me 30 days (due 9th February 2017) to settle that much amount before I get banned (I dunno from what) or whatnot.

Now, I’ve been paying for my student loans quite diligently, mind you. Only, there are times when I couldn’t spare the money to pay for it, but to use it for emergencies/other important matters regarding my health (as some of you might know, I get sick quite easily), my parents, as well as my cats, eventhough now there’s only 5 left from 8 as of New Years. And that is a kick to my wallet as well.

It’s quite hard for me to collect that sum of money in 30 days (impossible, even) when I am currently unemployed. I have a tutoring job at a local university, but that is only once a week, and now they’re on semester break til March so my only source of income as of now is by commissions. My parents are no longer working, and they don’t receive pensions every month from the government, due to not being government servants. Therefore, I really don’t want to trouble them with this. They have enough on their plate and I’m not gonna add this burden on them to tip them over.

So! Sniffles and tears be damned, I’m opening up an Emergency Commission featuring my best bud @kawereen. The offers will be like the previous batch/slot, and the prices will be put under the cut. I will close the commission once I’ve achieved my goal of 300USD.

I have set up a Ko-Fi page (link here) if you want to donate, which I thank you from the bottom of my heart, but I’d love it if you spend your money for a drawing. Maybe a sketch of your OC? Hit me up!

HEADS UP THO: I am still currently working on the remaining 6 people from my last commission. I know, it’s still a lot, but most of them I have started sketching and I’m gonna put my personal project to the back burner and go full turbo for the next couple of weeks to work solely on my commissions. .･ﾟﾟ･(／ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･.

Anywho! The offers and prices will be as followed:

Excuse the mistake for the Torso Greyscale Lineart price. The correct price is stated below.

This commission will feature my darling friend @kawereen! She’s great at colouring, and I thought for this batch we could collaborate and take on commissions together, while also helping each other go through this plummeting economy of a country. Please check out her blog to see her art yourself! That being said, below are the details for this batch.

Current slots (6/?):

@jirelle

@just-dread-wolfing

@mayonaka-no-tenshi

@demigodwizard3

@lafaiette

@faerunner 

@whosafraidofthebigbaddreadwolf

@smuttine

(OCCUPIED)

@inan-bellanaris 

@dalishvhenan

    As I stated above, I will close the commission once I’ve achieved my goal of 300USD. So for now, I’ll open as many slots as I can.

The slots will be filled by first come, first serve basis. Email me at hansaera0891@gmail.com. DO NOT personally message me here as I need to keep track on which commissioner is first and which is later. However, I will evaluate the details presented for me to draw. Should I am satisfied and agreed to draw the client’s commission, I will fill the slot. Should I disfavor the commission, I have the right to reject it and move on to the next client, that is if the need ever comes. If it does, please understand.

Take note:

Before sending me an email, collect all the references you plan on using. Generally, I’ll ask for front view, ¾ view, side view & back view of your characters/OCs. If you want a specific fashion/clothing/hairstyle for your character(s), have them ready as well.

Please understand that I have the right to refuse a commission that I am not comfortable to do.

I will take priority in accepting commissions from my followers, especially long-timers. I ask that you understand. They followed me, supported me and appreciated me from the very moment I created this blog up till now.

That being said, if you missed this slot, no worries. I plan to take or open up commissions fairly often (subjected to change.) You can patiently wait for the next one. The slot amount might increase, in time.

Specify if you want me to have full control of the art. If not, please provide reference and details as much as you can.

As time goes by and as I improve, I will change the price. These prices accommodate a starter up with mediocre skills such as I.

I am not able to draw background and/or architecture, as of now. My skills are limited and I am still learning. In the future, maybe.

ART T&C

What I do best:

SOLAVELLAN (eff yesss)

Fantasy themed art.

Asian (Japanese and/or Korean mainly, but will consider for other) culture.

Romance.

Medieval.

Anything from these fandoms that I invested my entire life in is accepted:

Lord of the Rings

Dragon Age Inquisition (I will only do Inquisition.)

Naruto

I will gladly accept drawing your OC’s as well! Just provide me enough reference as stated above.

What I will NOT draw:

Smut/explicit. NO nipples, NO vaginas, NO dicks, NO butts. (No buts! see what I did there OTL) I like to imagine them, but not drawing them. I mean, I’ve drawn NSFW stuffs before, but I never distinctly draw the parts mentioned.

Mechas, robots.

Sci-Fi (my biggest detestation, to be honest. Pardon me for that.)

Zombies. Just.. No.

As for colouring:

Only two, three-toned colouring are offered. Painting style, such as this, might be available in the future.

Colouring will take at least 2 days, more if the art has more than 1 characters, and if there are any corrections. If you decided to commission a Coloured Lineart, I expect you to be patient and wait for @kawereen to finish her work. :)

Payment Method, Refund Policy & Delivery Method will be presented and discussed privately through email.

If you are interested in commissioning me, please send me an email to hansaera0891@gmail.com stating your Tumblr URL, so I can check whether you are a follower or not. Once I have confirmed, we will start discuss about the commission!

I hope that is clear. If there are any information I might have overlook, don’t hesitate to send me an ask or DM.

P/S: Thank you my friends and followers for boosting this post! You guys are lovely T___T

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1: What are you wearing?im in tracksuit trousers and a mighty boosh shirt ayy

2: Ever been in love?yes ugh

3: Ever had a terrible breakup?yes, even more ugh.

4: How tall are you?5'7"

5: How much do you weigh?last I checked, 104 lbs?? but I’ve been sick so that might have fluctuated

6: Any tattoos do you want?I already have two (sloth on my right arm, three dots on my left ankle), but I really want like… a spaceman in space in a bottle with “it’ll all make sense again” on a ribbon around it.i want quite a lot of tattoos tho and I want the right side of my body to be in colour and the left side to be all in b&w dotwork

7: Any piercings that you want?again, I already have a few (left nostril, right bottom lip, two in left ear, and a stretcher in my right ear), but I want my right eyebrow pierced maybe a couple times and I want the cartilage of my ears pierced like. all the way down and I’ve been playing with the idea of a septum??

8: OTP?I legit can’t narrow this down to one ok it’s impossible

9: Favorite Show?right now it’s stranger things. but like, long term rewatchability it’s probably the mighty boosh just because it’s fucking insane.

10: Favorite bands?SO MANY um. the classic emo shit that I’m sure you expect from me (bmth, mcr, fob, p!atd, atl, and others), but right now I’m really into like. emotional folky music?? like bright eyes, the boy least likely to, pixies, mumford & sons, someone still loves you boris yeltsin, and like a ton more goddamn just add me on spotify

11: Something you miss?I… don’t know??? probably mardy and mick right now. I wish I could see them.

12: Favorite song?aaaaa right now you don’t know by kaitlyn tarver

13: How old are you?18 years and exactly 3 months tomorrow

14: Zodiac sign?leoooo

15: Hair Color?naturally I think it’s like. really dark brown/almost black but it’s dyed pastelish green rn

16: Favorite Quote?homosexuals are not interested in making other people homosexual. homophobes are interested in making other people homophobic (stephen fry)

17: Favorite singer?DODIE DODIE DODIE DODIE DODIE

18: Favorite color?red/black, but then like… separately, pastel yellow/blue

19: Loud music or soft?separately, both.

20: Where do you go when you’re sad?I hide in my room

21: How long does it take you to shower?like 5 minutes. unless I’m dissociating, bc then it can legit be 3 hours.

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?15 minutes on a good day! but it takes me about 3 hours to actually get out of bed

23: Ever been in a physical fight?quite a few!!! I only started one of them tho and I think a lot of them can be considered beat downs instead of fights

24: Turn on?people just. being. adorable.

25: Turn off?PEOPLE BEING DICKS THERE AIN’T NO NEED FOR THAT

26: The reason I joined Tumblr?originally? fucked up shit, but that was like 7 years ago and I was a dumb suicidal abused 11 year old. but I came back for the fandoms

27: Fears?not much??? the dark a little, mannequins, dolls, puppets, but only in real life. polystyrene, balloons, and bad quality felt pens tho? get tf away from me

28: Last thing that made you cry?flashbacks.

29: Last time you cried?yesterday.

30: Meaning behind your urleLEVEN HOPPER IS NON BINARY AS HELL FITE ME

31: Last book you read?im re reading IT rn bc I’m motherfucking trash !!!!

32: Last song you listened to?sleeping with a gun under my pillow - the boy least likely to

33: Last show you watched?stranger things 2

34: Last person you talked to?irl? mum. online? eddskaspbrak

35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?oh shit who did I last text// it was my step dad I had to edit this in my drafts for that

36: Favorite food?frozen sweet corn and pickled gherkins (separately)

37: Place you want to visit?Canada??

38: Last place you were?my… room??? like I’m there right now???

39: Do you have a crush?HFJFNKFKF I DON’T KNOW MAYBE WHAT ARE EMOTIONS

40: Last time you kissed someone?ummmmmmmmmmmmmm I have no memory but I’m gonna assume it was my last ex so like. a month to 2 months ago maybe

41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?my mum was being low-key transphobic

42: What color underwear are you wearing?I had to check but blue boxer briefs w/ red spots

43: What color shirt are you wearing?black

44: What color bottoms are you wearing?black

45: Wearing any bracelets?I got my fit watch and a dodie tour wristband bc I’m trash

46: Last sport you played?????????? I do not remember but probably boxing if holding the pads and flinching wildly counts

47: Last song you sang?seasons of love from rent

48: Last prank call you remember doing?I??? don’t know???

49: Last time you hung out with anyone?irl… halloween night bc Charlie came round and we watched movies and I’ve been sick since

50: Favorite movie?OH GOD UM I’m gonna like. do a few??? so the nightmare before Christmas, the rocky horror picture show, o brother where art thou, it (obvs), and deadpool