#i need to get soooo good at animating little kitty cat

[zkyeline]

WAHAHHA GET ANIMATED!!

[afictionaladventure16]

cat dad pedro and the cat he “didnt want”

El Gatito (Pedro Pascal x Daughter!Reader)

Word Count: 2,094

A/N: I'm not Chilean I am Mexican... soooo I tried my best to do what I thought he would say... But I hope this is what you were hoping for!

Your heart pounded in your chest as your anxiety rose the closer you got home. You giggled as the small kitten you rescued moved inside your sweatshirt, with every move it tickled more and more. Finding the kitten was not on your agenda for today, nor was it on the agenda for any day and you knew it definitely was something that your dad wasn’t going to take lightly. 

He loves animals, but with how hectic his schedule is, he felt like owning one wasn’t the right choice. Especially how bad he felt having you jump from place to place when he was off filming, but you had begged your dad many times to let you get some sort of pet. The first was a goldfish, that lasted a good few months until your cousins accidentally dropped it on the floor and well, anyone could imagine how well that went. 

The second was a hamster and well, your dad tried to play it off that the hamster ran off, but it did not take you long to figure out what really happened. After that, your father started to get bigger roles and it meant being away for longer periods of time. Which led to his decision on no more pets. 

But now, you were thought you were responsible and old enough to get a pet and it was as if the universe was agreeing with you. On your way home from school you heard a small meow coming from a trash bin from one of the neighborhoods near your apartment complex. You couldn’t believe it when you found the little kitten in a tapped box, with only a few holes in the box for air, how cruel humanity could be. You didn’t hesitate to pry open the box, inspecting the small kitten before tucking it under your sweatshirt to shelter it from the harsh winter air. 

You don’t know how your father is going to react, but you knew the kitten was better off now here with you than it was just a few minutes ago. “It’s just temporary,” you said to yourself, “we’ll foster it until we find a new home for him.” You were confident in your plan, pretend to foster and just slowly fade until a foster fail. 

You sighed to yourself as you walked into your apartment building, making your way to the elevator. You looked into your sweatshirt as you waited for the elevator, “I really need you to be on your best behavior, kitty,” you whispered, hoping that the kitty remained silent long enough for you to make it into your room. The elevator door dinged as the doors opened, you stepped in, pressing the correct button for the floor. 

Once you were in front of your door, you took in a deep breath before opening the door. “Papi?” you called out as you stepped inside the apartment. You felt the kitten move slightly at the sound of your voice, you walked down the hall, “papi?” 

“In here, cariño!” He called from his office. You walked over to the office, standing at the doorway. “I only got a few minutes before I have a meeting, so How was school?” Your dad asked as he looked at you with a big smile. 

“It was great!” You smiled, “I won’t keep you, I have a lot of homework to do,” You said as a small meow came from your sweatshirt. 

“What was that?” 

“N-Nothing,” You smiled, “I should ge-” another meow, followed by the kitten beginning to rustle within your sweatshirt. 

“Cariño, what’s that moving inside your sweatshirt?”

“What’s what moving inside my sweatshirt.” 

Your dad sighed, taking off his glass before pinching the bridge of his nose, “Take whatever is inside your sweatshirt out right now.” You stared at your dad for a second, hoping that maybe his meeting would start and he could forget everything that is happening right now. “Saca lo! Horita mismo, Y/n!” (take it out, right now) 

You rolled your eyes, taking out the small kitten from underneath your sweatshirt, “Ay, Y/n. Ya sabes lo que siento por tener animales.” (you already know how I feel about keeping animsl)

“I know, papi, but I found in a trash can,” you looked up at your dad with your best puppy dog eyes. “He was inside a box that was all taped up, it was so cruel.” Your dad sighed, you were right it was cruel and well, he felt like arguing with you on this would probably turn into a big argument. Maybe it was time for him to give it a try. Plus he couldn’t say no to those eyes of yours. 

“Okay, fine, pero no quiero mirar caca en el piso, okay?” (but I don’t want to see poop on the floor) 

“Well, it’s a cat, he’ll poop in a litter box.” 

“I guess that’s better than nothing, I don’t want scratching up my furniture either,” he sighed, as he glanced at his watch, “My meetings gonna start in a little bit. We’ll talk about getting him to a vet later, for now I want you to do your homework.” 

“What? Why?” 

“Because your a cat mom now, mija. We have to go buy things for your kid, right?” You couldn’t help but smile, “now go do your homework.” 

~~ Time Skip ~~

It had been a few months since you’ve gotten the kitten. Your dad had taken a while to get used to the idea, but today was going to be officially the first time your dad had to take care of the cat without you there. You had planned on going to a friends house for the weekend, meaning your father had to do everything for the kitten. 

“He eats at 6 am every morning,” 

“6 Am?!” 

You gave your dad a small glare, “I feed him before I go to school, so yes, six A.M.” He sighed before motioning for you to continue. “And then he eats again at Three Thirty P.M. otherwise he has small snacks in between and before bed. You have to clean his litter box every day or he will not go and it’ll start to stink.” 

“This cat is more high maintenance than I am,” your dad commented. “Anything else?” 

“Make sure he has water at all times and he likes to cuddle at night. He might get three A.M. zoomies, but if that happens just leave him in my room to let it all out.” 

“Zoomies?” Your dad gave you a puzzled look. 

You smiled, “you’ll see tonight.” 

“What do you mean, I’ll see tonight?” 

“Nothing! See you tomorrow!” You grabbed your things and walked out of the apartment, leaving your dad with your cat. 

Pedro looked over at the cat, who had been staring at him from the couch, “No me mires asi,” (Don’t look at me like that) he then rolled his eyes, “I’m talking to a cat.” 

The rest of the night was peaceful enough for Pedro and for a moment he thought you had overexaggerated how crazy your cat can be. He glanced over at the cat who had spent most of the night laying down on his designated pillow on the couch, that’s all he’s been doing all night. It felt easy enough for Pedro. 

“Maybe I was wrong about you,” Pedro began to say, “Should’ve gotten a kitten sooner if this all you did.” But Pedro would soon regret saying that. He went to bed not long after midnight, leaving the door open to his bedroom and your room to give your cat options to sleep in. He wasn’t sure if your cat would want to sleep in a room he has yet to step foot in, but Pedro had given him the option. “Goodnight, Gatito,” (kitty) Pedro said as he layed in his bed. Gatito wasn’t your cats name, but your dad couldn’t help but always call him that. 

Pedro wasn’t sure what time it was when he heard the loud crash, but his first thought was that it was finally happening. His place was finally getting broken into. 

He ran out towards the living room, “What the!?” He exclaimed as he saw his T.V. was on the ground along with a few couch pillows. “Que cagada paso!?” Pedro heard a meow coming from behind him, he turned to find your cat walking in from the kitchen, “Gatito, what did you do?” And in an instant it was as if your cat was on drugs, he began climbing the couch and then ran along the cushions. 

Pedro groaned to himself, you had warned him about this. He ran behind the cat, catching him after a few minutes. Placing the cat inside your room, he closes the door behind him, “No wonder her stuff is always broken,” He said to himself as he placed the cat on the floor. The cat continued with his chaos, as if nothing had ever happened. Pedro laid himself on your bed, hoping the chaos would soon be over. He watched as your cat ran from one side of the room to the other and couldn’t help but laugh at the silliness. Of course, he could’ve been angry about the broken television and the other small things that are completely replaceable, but he wasn’t. Because that’s what they were, replaceable. 

It was all replaceable, to him, everything except for you and the joy this cat had brought you over the past few months. For a long time Pedro was worried about how hard it would be for you, travelling to and from different places, staying at his sister’s house for long periods of time, and not having your mother. He noticed the sadness in your eyes, even if you tried to hide it from him and he always tried his best to be everything you needed. All he hoped was that you knew that and maybe he was quick to say okay to the cat because he saw something in your eyes he had missed. He saw something light up and he saw the little girl he missed and deeply cared for. 

Pedro’s thoughts were interrupted when he heard a loud purr come from his side, he glanced over and spotted your cat cuddling beside him. He took in a deep breath, placing his hand on the cat, “you’re not so bad after all, gatito.” Pedro closed his eyes, the purring was soothing to him. 

You came home earlier than expected the next day. You weren’t having that much fun at your friends house, “Papi?” you called out, but no response. It was still before nine, so there was a good chance your dad was still asleep. You made your way over to his room, but was quick to notice the open door and the empty bed. “Weird,” you said to yourself. You shrugged to yourself, he could’ve gone to run errands; you made your way over to your room. As soon as you opened the door, you were met with a surprise. Your dad laying on your bed, dead asleep, with your cat curled on top of him. You smiled as you took your phone out and captured the moment before posting it on your instagram, captioning it, “The dad and the cat he never wanted. #CatDad” 

You climbed on the bed, lifting your cat off of your dad, “What are you doing with my gatito?” You heard your dad say. 

You chuckled, “Your gatito?” 

“We bonded last night,” your dad mumbled, “now put him back.” You rolled your eyes before placing your cat back on top of your dad. Your dad opened his eyes before sitting up on the bed, placing the cat on his lap. He placed a small kiss on your forehead, “What are you doing home so soon?” 

You shrugged, “was anxious to see the damage.” 

“No damage here.” 

“Really? Because it seems to me we have no T.V.” 

“Some damage here,” your dad smiled. 

“Plus, I would have never gotten to see this gem if I didn’t come home early,” you said as you pulled your phone out and showed him your instagram post. 

“Ay, mija,” Pedro exclaimed. “You couldn’t have made me look, I don’t know, nicer? Look you can see the drool on my cheek!” 

You laughed as you zoomed into the picture, “even better!” 

Pedro couldn’t help but laugh too, it was contagious. The drool on his face didn’t matter to him, all that mattered was that you were happy.

[yuukei-yikes]

we know harutaka gets a bunch of kitties after str but what about others!!! what kind of pets mekadan would have post str?

harutaka dont get a bunch of kitties they get 1 single spoiled fat ass cat💪💪💪

im gonna be talking like theyre all a little older cuz if they get pets they're all living on their own or whatever SO.

seto and mary have 1 million dogs cats birds etc etc they foster animals🔥🔥🔥 mary also has a service dog bc she suffers from hallucinations, panic attacks and her very bad social anxiety soooo. yeah. doggy. and seto has like 3 dogs that are just his dogs but otherwise they have a bunch of fosters that come and go :3

kidomomo are living together because i say so. they have one or two cats and some like. amphibian or reptile. idk. bc momo likes it but kido's like ☹️ but ok momo likes it so kido puts up with it. they also foster some cats here and there when seto needs room

kano i imagine also fosters kitty cats that come from seto but he's a lot more into it than kido is. i think both kido and kano are cat people and help seto when he runs out of space or has cats that arent good with other animals or need more special attention since cats are generally lot more fuzzy than dogs. i think kano takes the cats that are in the worst shape while kido doesn't bc theyre a lot more squeamish+get super attached very easily (kido's cats are probably failed fosters) so kano is always giving kitties flea baths and taking care of injuries and all that... he also has like 3 cats of his own :3 honestly they're also failed fosters lol. harutaka also get their cat from seto but it's not a failed foster they went there specifically to get her 🔥🔥🔥

shintaro of course has BUNNY!!!! super spoiled bunny. ayano i imagine she has a doggy too. a super huge dog. i think shintaro suffers with ayano's big dog because he's not a dog person. or a cat person. hes a bunny person. anyways he can't deal with dogs jumping on him. ayano's probably awful at keeping her dog in check so it's the kinda dog that's just tackling you and licking you all the damn time. sadly it adores shintaro and it's always knocking him over... also kano's cats also like him and are always napping on him. or scratching him.

hibiya and hiyori i hc they move to the city for hs. hibiya lives with kidomomo and hiyori lives with ayano. hiyori fucking HATES ayano's dog she literally wants it dead she's a dog hater. hibiya also hates cats and is scared of his kitty roommates. if they're college age i imagine they move in together (i imagine theyre just friends) but they dont have pets even though hiyori really wants a cat because she knows hibiya cant stand cats. but i think after years of living with kidomomos cats he's ok with hiyori getting one bc he knows how much she loves kitties lol

[nancypullen]

Oops

Soooo, I’ve been making a lot of noise about getting our back porch stained.  It’s just bare wood, and my decades in the deep south make me itchy to protect it from weather, bugs, rot, etc.  Maybe it’s different up here but I doubt it.  Anyway, we were in Easton a couple of days ago so I popped into Lowe’s and bought stain.  Our house is gray, the shutters are sort of a deep charcoal, the front porch and all the window trim is white.  In Nancy Land that means that you don’t buy any of the hundred shades of brown stain - tones from light oak to mahogany or a deep walnut.  Nope, I looked at the semi-transparent grays.  I didn’t want to match the gray of the house, I knew that I needed to compliment it with a deeper tone.  I should add, that I wanted to just paint it white to match the front porch.  The mister was adamant that white was not a good idea.  I agreed that white wouldn’t last on the floor boards, but everything else would work.  He stood his ground.  I figured if I was going to give him his way with a color choice that something attached to the back of the house was my best bet.  So I picked a color called Dutch Licorice.  I chose a semi-transparent base for the color because the sample piece of wood at the store in that color and base was just right.  Not too light, not too dark, the woodgrain showed through the wash of color - perfect.   Except it’s not.  You guys....I snapped this photo when I was about halfway finished.

Yes, I know the patio looks absolutely awful.  It’s begging to be power washed.  I’ll get to it.   But look at that stain!  Yikes!  I told my sister that it looks like Darth Vader is sitting right in the middle of my carefully curated, blossom covered, white picket fenced, birdie sanctuary.  Rats.   Because I am cheap, I used what I bought.  Lowe’s won’t let me return a can of regret.  I’ll admit, it’s finished now and looks almost okay in sunlight.  I’m going to have to brighten it up with white pots of colorful flowers. I’ll provide more pics when it gets to that point.  I can count on one hand the times in my life when I’ve regretted a color choice (we’re not talking about my hair) but this one goes on the list.   I’m glad it’s on the back of the house, but I still think the squirrels are judging it.

In other news, my itty-bitty vinca are trying really hard to show off. I’ve been so concerned about them because they haven’t seemed too robust, but they’re trying.  Hopefully they’ll fill in, flower abundantly, and that row of little flowers will become a tumble of red.

Vinca was an easy, reliable work horse in my gardens in Mt. Juliet.  Maybe they don’t like it here.  I’ve dropped sunflower seeds along the porch and they’re doing great.  I can’t remember the name, but they should be about four feet tall which would be perfect for this bed.

This little clematis is thriving, and I’ve provided some twine for it to climb toward the porch.  Grow, little girl, grow!

I rescued this baby from the orphan table for $2.00.  I think she’ll make it.  She probably won’t stay there, that’s just her ICU.  She might end up potted with some friends.  We’ll see.

This fern loves its spot by the front door.

It’s early days, but I have high hopes for this spot.

I’ll add more, but it’s coming along.

Have I made you forget about that travesty of a back porch yet? I tried not to think about it as I sat at my desk today and played with some paper and paint.  This sweet kitty kept me company.

“Animals are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.”   - George Eliot She told me that she didn’t care one little bit about the color of that porch. Then I remembered that cats see basically in blue and gray and realized that she doesn’t appreciate anything I do around this house.  All that matters to her is the can opener. Still, I appreciated the support.

Tomorrow the mister wants to run off to D.C.  He’s got an urge to go to the Air & Space Museum and I figure I can at least get lunch out of it. Since I’ve spent the last few days spreading mulch, scrubbing and staining that porch, and hauling and cooking groceries - I need a nice lunch in a nice place.   That’s it for me tonight.  I’m off to soak my aching bones and then read myself to sleep. More tomorrow, hopefully something fun from D.C. ,certainly more exciting than mulch and stain. Sending out loads of love, wishing you peace and contentment, and hoping that you stay safe and stay well. XOXO - Nancy

[moohnshinescorner]

THE BILLIONAIRE AND THE RUNAWAY

S.E. Rose Release Date: April 18

A wealthy college graduate who needs to escape her boring life. A small-town farmer who needs some help. And a job offer that will change everything. Ariana Titan hates her life. She has everything but doesn't want any of it. Her wealthy father controls every aspect of her days. Her apartment is starting to feel like a prison cell. She longs to run away to the countryside like in the movies she watches at night. When her father's girlfriend mentions a job posting for a social media marketing manager at a small town farm, she decides to apply…in person. She maybe fails to tell her father exactly where she's gone. Eric Windsor's farm needs a marketing makeover. He knows business but social media and online marketing are not his strong suits. He needs help and he needs it yesterday. When a young woman shows up at his property with a mile-long list of references and an impressive degree from a fancy university, he hires her on the spot. He soon figures out that his new employee is not only a fish out of water in his coastal town, but she also has the uncanny ability to bring a smile to his face, something that hasn't happened in a long time. Can Ariana stay afloat while grappling with her past amid a sea of marketing chaos, her overbearing father, and her new overprotective boss? While she fights to swim instead of sink, one burning question remains in her mind: will her mysterious farmer employer be part of her future?

Grab your copy! https://books2read.com/u/4jBp0Z

MY REVIEW

Oh my this was such an adorable and fun read. I mean come on, baby Thor is just soooo cute. I want to snuggle with the little kitty. Ok back to the review.

This story was a fun and entertaining read. Ari is an heiress whom has recently graduated university. She is trying to find her way in life and her controlling father is getting in the way. So she disappears to a small town to work as a social media marketing manager of a small farm.

From the very first time they meet Ari and Eric are drawn to each other. With secrets in their pasts they rather not share, they embark on a journey. Neither one of our main characters could have imagined the outcome.

This book was enjoyable and a perfect romantic comedy. The characters are complex, caring, kind and sweet. Ari is like a butterfly finding her wings and Eric is a lost soul coming out of the dark. Their love story is exciting and butterfly in belly inducing. The book centers on a farm so there are plenty of cute animals and their crazy antics.

Overall this book has it all. From romance to comedy, this book is sure to have something for everyone. It is a sweet and beautiful story full of heat and passion. If it wasn't for all the steamy fire inducing scenes, then this book would be Hallmark Movie worthy. This guaranteed happy ending is sure to pull at your heartstrings and like the Grinch grow with all the love.

I did not read the first two books in the series, but this book was a perfect stand-alone read. I did not feel as if I had to read them in order. It wasn't confusing or missing anything. It was pure perfection.

Meet SE Rose:

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[the-cat-chat]

July 15, 2023

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

Puss in Boots discovers that his passion for adventure has taken its toll when he learns that he has burnt through eight of his nine lives. Puss sets out on an epic journey to find the mythical Last Wish and restore his nine lives.

JayBell: I confess, I haven’t watched any of the other Puss in Boots movies. I’m a fake fan. But I heard so many good things about this movie, and I admit, I’m a sucker for like unique or just cool animation styles.

My favorite character of this movie by far is Perrito. He’s just so cute and sad and tragic. He’s a perfect counterpart to Puss in Boots and Kitty who can be so negative. I think the characters in the story are solid. Although John Mulaney as the villain really traumatized me. Whoever created his character design is a monster.

The wolf villain was cool. I like the way whistling and the heartbeat raised the tension of all of the encounters between Puss in Boots and the wolf. Although I do wish they gave him a bit more of a motivator. Like he is after Puss because he is too nonchalant with the lives that he was given? Or because he was given so many lives in general? It’s just strange that after all this time (8 lives) he decides he has had enough of Puss’s shit.

Lots of humor (love the Puss/Pickles bit), some action, great character arcs, unique animation style, lots of heart--what more could you ask for in a kids movie?

Rating: 6.5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: I was really excited for this movie bc usually all the Dreamworks/shrek stuff has good humorous nonsense throughout. That being said I figured the 13th Puss in Boots movie would be a good time. And I liked it, but it was ummmm, kinda, absolutely unhinged. But, yeahhh, it was good.

I was sooo excited for John Mulaney to be voicing a character, only to totally dislike his character Jack Horner- but I just think hearing his voice behind an animation is too weird for me. Annnyways I hattttted Goldilocks and the the bears- like pllllsss murder me. Ohhh speaking of murder the whole Death thing with Puss and the Wolf- I get it he’s a cat- nine lives yada yada, but ummm it’s a bit stalkerish of the Wolf the whooole time to then just being completely anticlimactic at the end and kinda giving in???? And the the real scumbag of the movie still is Jack Horner??? IDK!?! ooo and Perito. He’s soooo cute and he’s sooo funny with his little bleeps and his big eyes. The sock story is just a bit too dark. This was supposed to be made for kids right?? Bc I’m on the verge of a crisis with Death chasing Puss in Boots and him having panic attacks and now this little dog is too innocent to know he got ditched in a real bad way?? I can’t. It’s too much. But whatever. What do I know. The end there’s a good message that you’ve got all you need and don’t need a magic shooting star to make your wishes come true blahblah blah. (I think it would be nice tho)

I really enjoyed the change in animation style when there was a fight scene or like a fast motion scene and so it kinda looked like a painting or comic-ish. (But the singing in the first scene takes it down a point-sooorrry.)

*Omigggawd I just wanted to know which # puss in boots this is and it’s the “6th” installment of a shrek franchise but only the 2nd puss in boots movie!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱That doesn’t feel right but whatever. I’m gonna ignore the fact that the first and only movie was 11 years ago before I feel like throwing up.

Rating: 6/10 Gatos 🐈

[princessjungeun]

Cat Ladies: Lisa X Reader

Request: may i please request one where the reader doesn’t like cats but she’s lisa’s girlfriend and lisa is determined to show the reader that cats aren’t scary so she takes her to a shelter and they volunteer with kittens and weeks pass and eventually the reader ends up adopting a cat that she got attached to 🥺

It was absolutely no secret that Lisa loved cats and kittens. She was literally a cat lady, have four of her own. Everytime she saw you she had a new picture of Leo or Lily to show you, or a video of Louis and Luca.

The one thing was, you absolutely hated cats. It all stemmed from one bad experience with a cat as a child, and you’ve never quite recovered from it.

You were about six years old when your neighbor asked you and your older sister to cat sit while she was on vacation. You were in charge of changing the litter box, your older sister tricking you by saying that it was like a treasure hunt. I mean she wasn’t exactly wrong...it was just a really gross one.

You had been in the bedroom where the litter boxes were all by yourself. Your sister keeping the one kitten busy with toys while you sifted through mountains of kitty litter. A low purr resonated through the silent room, coming from right next to the bed. You knew the older cat was grumpy and actually quite mean. Your neighbor went telling you not to mess with him for too long.

On their first day you realized maybe the old cat wasn’t as fun as the little kitten, especially after he hissed at you when you tried to pet him.

Nevertheless the stepped closer to the bed, looking for the old grumpy ass cat. As you wondered if he was hiding by the pillows you felt something sharp scratch your foot underneath the bed.

You didn’t give it a second thought, running out of the room with the small bag of litter box waste in one hand. As you cried loudly, your older sister threw away the bag in your hand, trying to get you to tell her what happened. When she found out, she just laughed in your face. After all you were perfectly fine, it was just a small scratch, even a bandaid would be over dramatic.

Since then you have sworn that you’d never be in the presence of a cat by choice. When you met Lisa and she told you she had cats, you were actually considering telling her that the relationship wouldn’t work out. But she wasn’t the type of person to let that happen.

So she would always put her cats away in whatever room when you came over. After about three times you felt bad, especially hearing Lily’s soft meows from the other side of the door.

As a result, you told her to just come over to your place. The only pet you had was a little turtle so it wasn’t like you had to lock her up somewhere.

It had been Lisa’s goal from day one to get you over your fear of cats, or at least kittens. Which is exactly why your girlfriend brought you to an animal shelter that focuses on caring for abandoned and abused cats and kittens.

“Lisa where are you making me drive to?” You asked, not taking your eyes off the road.

Your girlfriend replied, “stop asking questions and drive.”

You told her, “I swear Pranpriya ‘Lalisa’ Manoban if this address is another fricking cat café- I will literally bust your knee caps.”

She threw her head back in laughter as she remembers the time she’d dragged you to a cat cafe. You sat outside the cafe as she was inside enjoying herself surrounded by cats.

She put her hand on your clothes thigh, “it’s not. So don’t worry.”

When you arrived and read the sign above the door you told her, “I better be reading the sign wrong. If I walk in there and there’s a bunch of cats...Lisa I swear to God you know I can’t do cats.”

She could tell by the tone in your voice that you were actually scared and not mad at her. She told you, “this is my favorite place to come when I can. It’s a shelter for cats and kittens that have been victims of some sort of mistreatment or abuse. All of the animals here are so sweet. To be honest...unfortunately most of them will probably be more afraid of you than you are of them.”

You nodded, “alright...but if I don’t like it I’m gonna come back and sit in the car and wait for you.”

Lisa nodded and said “alright are you ready?”

You nodded and followed her out of the car, her hand in yours as you walked into the building.

“Hi Mrs. Kang!” Lisa chirped to the woman behind the desk.

The older woman smiled, “ahhh Lalisa! It’s so good to see you, and I see you brought someone along this time.”

Lisa nodded and said, “this is my girlfriend Y/N. Y/N this is director and owner of the shelter Mrs. Kang.”

You smiled and bowed, the woman doing the same for you.

She told Lisa, “we got two new kittens early this morning. One is at the vet right now but the other is in a pen by herself. She’s still very small, but very friendly already. Other than that you can go on back and play with the older cats. A few litter boxes might need to be cleaned as well.”

Lisa nodded and put on an apron, handing one to you as well. The second she walked through the large doors that opened to the back of the shelter, you felt your hesrt sink in fear. There were so many cats of all breeds and sizes.

Your girlfriend pulled you to her side, lets go find the baby hmm?”

No nervously nodded and followed her, stopping at a small pen where the sleeping kitten was. The name plate over the pen reading:

Clove: Russian Blue (pink)

Delta: Russian Blue (purple)

Lisa looked at the hot pink collar around the kitten’s neck, “hmm Delta must be the one that’s away right now then.”

She opened the pen and picked up the other kitten gently, immediately she curled into the warmth of her body. Your girlfriend cooed and rubbed the kitten’s head, almost dying of cuteness.

“Do you wanna pet her?” Lisa asked, moving closer to you. You hesitated but then decided one little pat couldn’t hurt.

It was less of a pat and more of a poke, right on the side of the little kitten’s head. She let out a soft meow and your heart instantly melted.

Lisa handed you the towel she was wrapped in before passing her to you. You held the small kitten in your arms and mumbled to her softly, “you’re not so scary after all huh?”

Your girlfriend pointed you to a chair and made sure you were set before moving around to do whatever work Mrs. Kang threw at her. Lisa worked quickly, as if she actually did work here full time. She knew the other people and volunteers that worked there and they knew her. They cracked jokes as if they’d been friends for years and worked well together like colleagues.

At the end of the day you were sitting outside, the kitten still in your arms. Lisa came and sat next to you.

Your girlfriend asked, “soooo...kittens aren’t so scary huh?”

You shook your head and said “no, not at all. I like this one. She’s cute.”

Lisa replied, “well it’s time to say goodbye, we have to head home now. I’m glad you had fun with Clove today though. And i’m very proud of you, you came a long way in 8 hours.”You nodded, smiling as you still looked down at the little kitten in your arms.

•

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Weeks passed and you found yourself going to the shelter to volunteer a few times a week. Each time you went you made sure to visit Clove and Delta for a bit. The kitten’s both took a liking to you, and you quite frankly adored them.

You brought up adopting Clove and Delta to Mrs. Kang a few times and she was more than happy to help you with that process. It wasn’t until you saw someone come and take a look at the two kittens that you realized you needed to adopt them.

So you did, and no, you did not tell Lisa.

You called you girlfriend over the day you adopted them, not able to contain your happiness any more. When she walked through your apartment door she walked straight past Delta and Clove, not noticing them at all.

Until she heard a soft meow, and felt a tail brush her ankle. She looked down then up at you, “oh my god, YOU STOLE CLOVE AND DELTA?!”

You sighed and said, “Lisa- I- You- NO! I didn’t steal the babies, I adopted them dummy.”

She exhaled and said “oh...well that’s less fun. WAIT- You actually adopted them? They’re yours now?!”

You nodded happily as Clove climbed up onto the couch and into your arms, Delta settling in Lisa’s. Your girlfriend stated, “I guess we’re both cat ladies now huh?”

[rainywritingsx]

Hfs: Mina, Denki and Shouto with an s/o who has a shape shifting quirk

request: Heard your requests are open! Headcanons for Mina, Denki and Shoto with a mischievous s/o who has a shapeshifting quirk and occasionally acts as 1-A’s therapy cat (or, usually, just knocks all the cereal boxes off the counter and steps in the bowls in their favoured animal form)? Would probably do things like climbing into their s/o’s lap as a small animal while they were gaming or eating and then switch to human form to get very much in the way and Demand Attention. :3

I tried to post this earlier but something went wrong???? Anyway here it is, hope it works now and have fun reading!!!

xxx Damla

Ashido Mina

• when she met you, she was amazed by your quirk

• she gets used to it quickly

• like if she suddenly sees an animal walking through the classroom she’s just like ‘oh it’s y/n hi’

• Though Mina seems like an incredibly sweet and happy girl, I can totally imagine she also has days where she feels like the whole world is against her

• and one day, you just happen to walk by in your cat form

• before you know it, she’s holding you and letting all of her emotions out

• it breaks your heart, but it’s also a good thing that she lets out her emotions

• those are just silent moments, where no word is being said but it means the world to her

• nowww on a happier note

• she finds it really funny when you knock stuff off counters and/or shelves

• it gets even funnier when you stare straight into Aizawa’s eyes, and his are filled with disappointment

•and she just shrugs because hey, you’re her s/o but she can’t control you

• she also loves seeing it happen so yeaaaa

• absolutely loves it when you climb into her lap to snuggle

• she will immediately just feel so so soft

• often times you distract her so she ends up completely forgetting what she was even doing in the first place

• but of course there are times where she can’t completely pay attention to you

• so then she barely notices you’re on her lap

• and then poof suddenly her s/o is on her lap now

• her first reaction is that she starts laughing

• she immediately understands that you need her attention

• and she’s more than happy to give that to you, so be prepared for a looonggg cuddle session

• literally she isn’t going anywhere now so prepare yourself to be stuck in the same spot for hours :)

• even if she ends up never finishing whatever she was doing previously, she doesn’t regret giving you her affection for the rest of the day :D

Kaminari Denki

• another person who loves your quirk so much

• he wants to know what animals you can exactly transform into

• he wants to know a l l of them

• and immediately starts getting ideas

• Oh, you can change into a cat? Maybe you can chase after dark shadow

• You can turn into a bird? Would you be able to fly faster than Hawks?

• Can you turn into whatever the hell principal Nezu is?

• will do his best to convince you to join along with one of his prank ideas :D

• Kaminari is another ray of sunshine who I can imagine has days where he feels very down.

• He won’t take the first step to hold you though

• but one day, you snuggle up to him in your cat form and he feels a wave of comfort taking over

• slowly it becomes a habit for him to just hold you and mumble whatever is on his mind

• it really comforts him

• finds it hilarious when you do cat-like things such as knocking off boxes while maintaining eye contact with Bakugou the whole time

• will scoop you up immediately and RUN bc blasty boi is mad

• now as for attention

• he will give it whether you are shapeshifting or not

• if you’re a cute little kitty he will go s o f t and not let go

• but sometimes he will be gaming with the bakusquad (let’s say he’s playing among us :D)

• and he reaaally gets into it

• so yea sometimes he may not always give you that much affection

• so one day he’s gaming again

• and he seems not to notice that you n e e d love n affection >:(

• so you do the obvious thing, climbing into his lab

• it takes a moment for him to notice

• but then you change back into your human form and poof, gorgeous person

• and then his attention is back on you

• and his arms immediately wrap themselves around you to hold you close

• will be there for as long as you want :D

Todoroki Shoto

• oh boy

• he needs a therapy cat, truly

• even if nothing is going on in his life, I feel like he just has so much unprocessed trauma in his head

• so being able to hold someone, having someone in his presence, just feeling safe and knowing he can be vulnerable with someone helps him truly

• even if you aren’t in your animal form, please hold him or let him hold you :(

• he probably won’t talk about those sensitive moments, but by the way he shows you affection you know he’s thankful

• secretly enjoys you pushing off stuff, definitely when it’s bakugou’s things ;)

• will act like he totally didn’t see it

• ALSO

• do this to anything his dad owns

• and he can’t help but chuckle

• if fuyumi is near too, she might let out a giggle as well

• now when we talk about affection

• todoroki is touch starved

• but also kinda shy and awkward about it

• sooo most of the time you will have to take the first step

• and be v clear!!

• he doesn’t understand short glances or ‘accidentally’ brushing your hand against his

• just get to the point or else this boi won’t understand

• this might change over time, but you will have to be patient

• soooo obviously climbing into his lap is a pretty direct way of telling him ‘affection. n o w.’

• so let’s say he’s studying one day

• shoto is v concentrated so he barely even notices you entering the room

• it’s pretty obvious that he won’t notice you silently pleading for affection

• soooo you need to be direect

• you decide to climb into his lap, but even this doesn’t catch his eye at first

• until poof, his s/o his on his lap?

• he looks at you like “???”

• ‘cuddles’

• ‘okay’

• uwu :,)

[naturallymendacious]

TT

I took the animals for their yearly check up last Friday. Everything looks good. Bodhi is heartworm free. Deuce put on a pound and needs to have some plaque scraped off his teeth but besides that he’s healthy. The doctor brought out the most adorable black kitty when she talked to me. I love me some black cats but I’m just not ready for a new kitty yet. Maybe I will feel different in the spring. I got Deuce a little over a month after I lost Shaft nine years ago and I think it was too soon. He looked so much like Shaft that it helped with my grief but I think it confused Tabasco. Poor guy was searching for his best bud and now a new cat is in the house. I don’t want to put Deuce through the same thing. It just doesn’t feel right. 

I made homemade bread over the weekend again. I also made some meatballs and spaghetti sauce. I had a badass meatball sub for dinner Friday night. I nearly ate the whole thing in one sitting too. Fitting a six pack and a whole loaf of bread in my belly would’ve been impressive. It was a rainy day and it was nice to just kick back and cuddle with the animals and keep each other warm and watch Netflix. I made banana bread on Saturday too because why not? 

Speaking of Netflix, I am currently swimming in Dawson’s Creek. I watched the first season back when it premiered years ago and then kind of forgot about it. I’m nearly done with season two. It’s soooo late 90′s and I love it. I may get tired of it like I did with Grey’s Anatomy when it’s the same shit over and over again, but for right now I am into it. 

I’m thinking about making chili in the crockpot this weekend. I do a pretty decent chili and it’s been years since I made it. I use four different kinds of beans: pinto, black, kidney and Great Northern beans (which I soak in beer overnight). I also use three different styles of meat: ground beef, hot Italian sausage and pork chorizo. Onion, bell peppers, hot peppers, garlic and tomato sauce and paste. It’s a pretty simple recipe. I think it’s the chorizo that really makes it stand out. Might fuck around and make some cornbread too. 

[duchessofostergotlands]

I'm so happy you're able to move into your own place with your kitty! I've just moved into (bought!!!) my own flat and it's soooo much nicer not to have to worry about flatmates being gigantic dickheads. Mine used to comment on absolutely everything I did or ate or didn't do or didn't eat *eyeroll* The freedom is amazing. And I've got a little kitten moving in with me next week! Any tips you have would be super welcome. Big love xx

Oh wow, big step! I’m so happy for you. I would have a total breakdown about the food thing. I know people are often not meaning to be rude but food can be such a sensitive topic for a lot of people for lots of different reasons and I would hate to have someone commenting on what I eat. Awww do you have a name? With Ru my biggest thing is don’t read the internet haha. I was such a paranoid owner, googling literally everything. Why does my cat bite me? Why does my cat lick me? What should my cat’s tail/eyes be like if he’s happy? How do I know if my cat hates me? And the thing with cats is that their behaviour usually means they love you and are happy or they don’t like you and are sick/anxious. It’s never the middle and it’s literally the same behaviour. Like purring can be good or it can be a “get away from me” thing. Over time you learn to differentiate the little things. Like if Ru is purring but moving away from me physically I leave him alone. Or I can work out from his miaow if he’s seen a fly or wants a treat, they’re different sounds like a baby crying has different sounds for different needs. So don’t worry about what other people say, learn your baby’s behaviour. I’d say sign up with a vet quickly just because it’ll save you worrying later down the line. My vet doesn’t require patients to be “on the books” as such but I have them identified as a vet nearby who I trust so I know I can go to them and they’ll look him over. Put something down under the litter tray and the food bowls! Could just be newspaper but you can buy mats for the litter trays as well. When your cat turns out to be a messy eater or accidentally stands in their own poop, it helps them to not trail it through the house haha. Use litter tray bags and get into a routine for cleaning early on because otherwise you can put it off and it gets stinky but you probably won’t realise until someone else comes over as you’ll go nose blind lol. Overall looking after cats is kind of like looking after a very fussy or anxious child. They like routine. They like things to be in the same place. They don’t like change. They freak out if they get something gross on them. They are inquisitive and like to play. It suits me because I am pretty fussy and anxious so I can see why things might upset him. They are very emotionally sensitive animals, despite what people think

[husbandograveyard]

Matchup for @doctorgerth​

Here’s my info for ya, Hazel! - 23 - Heterosexual, into men! - INFJ - Cancer - Shoulder length light brown hair, dark green eyes, 5’9”, on the thick/curvy side - I’m assuming this is clothing? I’m usually a comfy cute/casual kinda style! Like shorts and a T-shirt or skinny jeans and a cute top! I wear baseball caps a lot when I’m too lazy to do anything with my hair lol - hobbies include writing (obviously lol), playing with my kitties, traveling, and watching cooking shows! interests include traveling (I just love going places), nature, animals, children, and eating! 😂 - uhhhh I have two cats lol and I can play clarinet - favorite food is pasta for sure, more specifically an Alfredo. my favorite color is light blue/pastel colors. my favorite animals include cats, foxes, and whale sharks! - I’m terribly afraid of heights and spiders. Also I’m a big people pleaser so I’m scared of letting people down. Though I’m going to be a teacher, I’m actually quite scared of speaking to large crowds lol little kids don’t bother me, but talking to a large crowd of people my age or older, yeah I don’t like that. I’ll do it if I have to of course, but not without internally panicking lol - My dream is actually in the works as I am becoming a teacher!! Other than this, I want to travel as much as possible while I can. If I can’t go out of the country, my dream is to visit all states in the continental US!! After getting everything I want to do done, I want to settle down somewhere, continue to teach, and have a family. ❤️ - As for extra stuff...as you can probably tell, I can be a bit overly emotional and sensitive, but that makes me very empathetic and loving! Introverted where I do like alone time but not to the point where I always want to be home by myself. I also love adventures like kayaking, or going to museums/zoos/aquariums, theme parks, or just traveling and experiencing new places! Very into stargazing and astronomy. I also love being on or near the water! I’m not the best at making friends just because I'm a lil awkward and anxious around new people. I prefer my small clique over having lots of friends, but I’m always friendly to strangers/others as long as they are friendly to me! I am definitely the mom of my friends, making sure they’re always safe, sound, and happy. People tend to compliment me on the fact that I’m easy to talk to. I may not ever have the best advice, but I am always willing to listen to someone vent, rant, or just talk about their feelings! I live for small get togethers with friends rather than large parties. I’m pretty low-maintenance, so I never expect fancy dates or expensive gifts! I’m always down for staying at home with movies and home-made dinners! Total cat mom, I love my and all fur babies. I’m also studying to be an elementary teacher so I love little kids! Big big heart for animals and children! All in all, I’m a really laid back person who loves deep, personal connections with people, and also my alone time every now and then! I tend to fall in love pretty easily and thus get my feelings hurt just as easy lol but when I fall in love I always fall head first, full force to make sure my s/o is happy! I definitely put my all when it comes to love in relationships. My love language is physical touch so my man (and friends to an extent) should expect lots of physical affection from me!! Kisses, hugs, cuddles, all of it! SOOOO excited for get a matchup from you, my darling!! Thank you for the opportunity! 💖

aaaa Coop! I am super hyped for this, I hope you like your match, I always love the wonderful ones you do 🐵! Although I will always ship Cooler, for a more realistic relationship I match you with...

OTP:  Marco The Phoenix 

Marco, as a pirate, is super adventurous, ready to take you on all sorts of adventures. But after all is seen and most adventures lived, he’s just as much ready to just settle down, start a family, whether it be furbabies, adopted kids or of your own. He takes after his pops, kids are definitely on the list!

You take care of him whenever he works too long and forgets to eat or sleep, he takes care of you whenever you feel like you need to unwind. Since you’re both easy to talk to and share the same kind of energy, you can just unwind by talking with each other, cuddling on the couch or in bed while you just relay your days onto each other, neither of you feeling like you’re unloading. 

You surprise each other with small tokens of appreciation, such as homemade lunches with sweet notes, surprise visits whenever you thought the other one was working. You never go sleep without saying goodnight, and never leave without saying good morning, even if its just a kiss on the forehead of whoever is sleeping. 

There are barely any fights or arguments. You both have certain maturity and know how to communicate with people. Whenever something does go wrong, you can settle for a mature discussion and even agree to disagree whenever it’s not a deal breaker. Willing to make compromises and working towards personal growth makes this relationship stable and healthy, even after the honeymoon phase is over, you still stay deeply in love, just because you connect so well. 

Since you’re both busy working, you respect each other’s alone time and privacy, but at the same time plan in moments that are meant for just the two of you. Whether it’s actual dates (hiking trip, visiting a cool island nearby, walks on the beach, visiting your favorite restaurant or bar) or just spending a quiet evening at home where you both temporarily forget about work and enjoy each other’s presence and company. It’s the best way to keep your stress level down, and establishes healthy communication and best of all, makes sure that you’re never too long without stolen kisses, nice cuddles and all other physical touches you need to feel completely relaxed and happy! 

Runner up:  X Drake

There are quite the few places where X Drake checks off all the marks you need: adventurous, love for animals, stargazing while being able to tell you all the names of the stars and constellations that you can see that day, a certain maturity... You could make quite the good couple! 

With Drake, most of your time would be spent outside, he doesn’t like being holed up too much. Hiking, being at sea, nightly walks under the night sky, walks around town, discovering new islands and doing some exploring... those will be your most frequent dates. 

Drake is honest and straightforward, no beating around the bush. He respects you, your needs and your personal space and will do everything in his power to make sure you are happy and comfortable even in the most difficult times. Those are bound to happen because of his lifestyle, but he will do his best to make sure you won’t suffer under it. 

why he is not your number one: Drake is.... not used to physical affection, to give a bit of an understatement. He gets flustered too easily and will tend to push you away, especially in public, but even in private he can get overwhelmed. Unfortunately, it may take a little too much time to get him used to your love language, you need someway to let out all that love! 

BrOTP: Bepo 

A little bit of an unusual friendship match, but Bepo and you have just the right amount of vibes in common to work out as great buddies! Both a little on the sensitive and softer side, you both are 100% there for each other when the other feels a little down or self-conscious. Comfort bear hugs? Incoming! 

Bepo and you can spend hours doing whatever activity you feel like doing, mostly something semi-active to keep both your minds and bodies occupied, while you each talk about your friends, your families and crews. You help him feel a little more confident in his abilities, and both of you are amazing in helping each other out when someone has come to you for advice but you need an outsider’s perspective. 

Even though you cannot spend an insane amount of time together generally because Bepo will 100% follow Law and wherever he goes, the moments you are able to meet up and catch up are worth it so much. It’s like your social batteries get reset, and you’re ready to take on everything in your life that was bothering you once again! 

[aizawawhore]

Come come kitty kitty

Pairing: Aizawa x reader

Words:  1,519

Genre: smut

Warnings: master/kitten,  masturbation, , roleplay , vaginal sex , unprotected sex, blow jobs.

Everything was turning out perfectly. You knew Aizawa would be back any minute from patrolling the streets. He has been extremely stressed lately, and you hadn’t had much time together lately either. So you decided to treat Aizawa tonight. You napped half the day so you were able to stay up past midnight, he normally finished his hero work around 3 AM. You often fell asleep before you could see him, it was straining your relationship and you knew it was hurting both you and Aizawa. Being apart for most of the time was about to change though, tonight you couldn’t wait to surprise your lover. You felt completely rested, you had taken a shower just a few hours ago and put on a scent that resembled cinnamon. You were dressed in a black bra and matching thong, Aizawa’s favorite set. If he somehow resisted the fact you were kneeling on your shared bed with him. He definitely wouldn’t be able to resist the last part of your little idea. A pair of cat ears that were clipped into your hair–and a black shiny collar tight around your neck. Aizawa did always love cats, you actually had a cat–of course Edger Potato was forbidden to see the debauchery that was bound to happen soon, so he was at you friends apartment for tonight. The clock turned to 3:10 AM, and you were simply waiting on the bed, the bedroom door open just slightly. You were starting to get nervous, palms getting slightly sweaty as you glanced at the clock for what seemed like every minute that passed. Maybe he wouldn’t be home till morning.

You heard mumbling, something about ‘why is the light on’ and 'where’s the cat’, before your boyfriend in all his glory opened the bedroom door and froze at the sight of you. You pulled your bottom lip into your mouth and spoke.

“Welcome home master.”

Yes, nailed it. You thought to yourself when you pulled off the innocent voice you were going for. Aizawa, still frozen in place, raked his eyes up and down the sight of you. Your perfect body, ample breasts almost spilling out of your bra, and of course the cat ears and collar. The dark haired man blinked a couple times, then you noticeably saw a change in him, he gave a toothy grin and chuckled deeply. “Well well well, what do we have here?” He stepped forward, slowly like a wild animal stalking it’s prey. You giggled and spread your knees slightly to give him a better view of your soaked panties. Aizawa growled at the sight. “You’ve been working so hard lately master, your kitten wants to take care of you tonight.~” You purred. Your boyfriend was now at the edge of the bed, you notice his hard covered cock and licked your lips, before flicking your eyes back up to meet Aizawa’s. He looked so hungry for you, normally your sex was quite vanilla besides from a little bondage with his capture weapon. This was a whole new show you were putting on for him. Aizawa flicked the little bell on the black leather collar with his index finger making you squirm. “Master had a very rough night kitten, so are you going to be a good pet for me and listen to everything I say?”

You nodded, getting wetter with each word he spoke. His deep voice turned you on so much, he was perfect. And this roleplay was the hottest thing you’ve ever done. Period.

Aizawa gripped your chin rather roughly and leaned down to look you in the eyes. “Use. Your. Words.”

“Y-Yes, master. I’ll do whatever you ask.” Satisfied with your answer. Aizawa kissed your forehead before standing back up straight. “Tease yourself first, then suck my cock.” He spoke firmly, he was really into this. And you loved it.

“Yes master.” Aizawa stood in place, crossing his arms. You brought your hand to the hem of your panties, and slowly dipped your fingers into them. You were soaked, beyond soaked. You circled around your clit slowly, giving a soft moan as your eyes fluttered shut. You heard your boyfriend hum in approval which just egged you on more. You reached your other hand up to cup your breast and squeezed it slightly. Your back arched and you felt so much pleasure from him watching you. You were getting close already. The feeling of your fingers and Aizawa’s eyes on you was so good. The ball of pleasure in your stomach was about to explode.

“Stop.” Your boyfriend growled and you snapped your eyes open. His shirt was off and he was only in his pants now, he was unzipping them. You knew better then to disagree with him hen he was in charge. So you took your hands away from your body and put them to your sides. His pants were around his knees now along with his boxers, his cock free and hard. There was a bit of pre-cum at the tip and he rubbed the base slowly. “Suck it, kitten. Use that pretty mouth on me.” You gave a shaky breath and leaned down to take his big cock in your mouth. The feeling of his hot and dripping member in your mouth was amazing, you loved to do this for him and when he was stressed it felt even better to please him. He groaned, half-lidded eyes looking down at you. He grabbed your hair and made it into a make-shift ponytail to keep your head steady as you bobbed your head up and down his cock. “That’s a good girl, suck it nice a good.” He praised you, and you melted. Moaning onto his member, you took him even deeper and he growled. “Yes dammit. You’re so damn good and sucking my dick.” You ran your tongue along the underside of his cock and sucked harder, feeling his orgasm coming soon. But just like he ended your release before you could reach it, he delayed his own as well as he pulled you off his dick and pushed you onto your back on the bed. You licked the remains of pre-cum off your lips and spread your legs to tease him. Aizawa ripped off the rest of his clothes and got onto the bed with you, you drank in his figure. His strong arms and chest. You were so turned on and so very wet.

Aizawa unclasped the front of your bra and ripped it off your body before quickly sucked your left nipple into his mouth. He hummed around your pink bud and flicked his eyes up to you. You gave a silent gasp and squirmed in your spot.

“M-Master..I’m so wet, I need your cock inside me.” At that, Aizawa pulled off your breast and smirked. “Ride me.”

He moved off of you and laid back on the pillows. Patting his thigh. “Come on kitten, don’t be shy.” You couldn’t help but blush as you moved to straddle his lap. You pulled your panties to the side and lined his cock up with her hole. With one swift movement, you sank down onto your lover’s cock. Feeling nothing but bliss as he filled you up. “O-oh…you feel soooo good.” Aizawa chuckled and reached up to fondle your tits. “You like that naughty kitten? You like riding your master’s dick?”

Damn, he must have been pent up for a very long time.

“Yes! Oh god yes please fill me up with your cum master! Fill your little kitten to the brim!” You were almost shouting, you wouldn’t be surprised if the neighbors heard you saying such dirty things. The dark haired man gripped your ass, blunt nails digging into your flesh. As you bounced up and down on him, he gave thrusts into you. You were a moaning mess. Your juices soiling the bed sheets beneath you. It was an amazing feeling being so close to him. The ball of pleasure returning just begging to burst. “Cum Y/N. Cum righ-fuck!” With that, you felt your boyfriend’s hot seed fill you up. And you let everything go, you came all over his thick cock as you fell against his chest. He was still giving slow thrusts into you, both of you riding out your powerful orgasms that both needed so badly.

Your breathing slowed and so did his, coming down off your high, you rolled over to your side of the bed, looking at Aizawa who was smiling. His smile was such a rare sight, but you loved it. “Thank you Y/N….I needed that.” He rolled onto his side and kissed your cheek. His hair was sticking to his forehead from the sweat and he couldn’t have looked more attractive in the afterglow.

“Anything for you…master.”

[nightowlfandom]

Park Jimin- Bad Kitty

REQUEST FROM PROMPT LIST- RIGHT HERE!!

Also the as made a mistake and wanted 97 instead of 5, soooo that’s been fixed! I’m assuming you want Jimin to be like a Neko, yes? or something like that. That’s how I wrote it. I also changed some things up if you don’t mind. I may or may not have ruined it...

3-Damnit! Do you have any idea how amazing you are? Stop being so damn insecure!!

11- Do you not know that the word “mine’ means

97- Is my heart just some sort of game to you!!?

leggo!

...

Maybe it was just you, but having a boyfriend who also happened to be part feline seemed like a lot of work. Way more than it was worth, of course the human side of him was easy because you were human too, but the cat part of him was an entirely different show. He always wanted attention, was standoffish towards other guys who would try to talk to you, always needed to be in your space and let’s not even mention the purring when he wanted something. 

Of course you couldn’t ask for anything else, you loved Jimin and and everyone knew he loved you too, maybe even more than he loved singing and of course he told you that.

However parts of you found it hard to believe him, mostly because of his flirty nature.

“Hey cutie.” You heard Jimin walked around the corner. His tail swinging with every step. Something about Jimin that you found funny was whenever he dyed his hair, he also died the tips of his ears and tail to match. You thought it was cute how he liked to match everything. Jimin wrapped his arms around you, kissing your cheek. “How’s my sexy little human today.”

“Slightly annoyed.” you rolled your eyes playfully. “You got cat hair all over my hairbrush.”

“Aw..how am I supposed to keep my hair and fur shiny? I have to keep up with my sexy little human.”

“Y’know what Jimin, that isn’t funny.” you blushed heavily. “I’m not sexy.” you shook your head. Jimin shook his head and wrapped his arms around you.

“Damnit do you have any idea how amazing you are?” he smirked. “You should stop being so damn insecure.” he kissed your pout. “It’ll drive me crazy.”

 “By the way the boys are coming over.”

Great...more cat hair.

...

“Hey Y/N!?” Jungkook caught your attention. “You look really pretty today? Your hair looks shinier too!!”

“Really?” You picked at a few strands of hair. “T-thank’s Kookie.” you scratched behind one of Jungkook’s fluffy little ears. You could hear his cute little purrs as you scratched. “You’re such a cutie.” 

From the corner of your eye, you saw Jimin staring very intently at you. 

“No, you’re the cutie. You don’t even need cat ears to be adorable.” he winked, making you blush.

“Hey Y/N, is there any more strawberry milk left?” Yoongi grabbed your attention. 

“Yeah! I’ll get it for you.”

“Me too!” Hoseok popped up!

“Can I have a bottle too?” Jungkook raised his hand shyly. 

You giggled pretty loudly shaking your head. “You guys are lucky you’re so cute.”

You jogged into the kitchen and returned with the bottles of milk.

“And since there’s one bottle of chocolate milk left, Jimin gets it!” you said jokingly.

“I don’t want chocolate milk.” Jimin turned his head away. 

“What? You love chocolate milk.” you raised an eyebrow. “Well okay...Namjoon would you like some chocolate milk?”

“Thank you Y/N!!” Namjoon cheered, smiling widely. You laughed and scratched his ear also. You saw Jimin get up and storm into the kitchen. 

Oh no, he was mad.

...

“Okay, what was that about?” You walked into the kitchen and found Jimin sitting on the counter.

“Are you kidding me!?! Flirting with Jungkook in front of me?!?!” 

“Excuse me!?!” You were taken aback. 

“Is my heart just some sort of game to you!!?” Jimin’s big brown eyes turned yellow from anger. “Do you think I like seeing Jungkook get all close to you like some animal!? I compliment you all the time, I tell how how much I love you all the time, I tell you how amazing you are all the time and you never believe me, but when Jungkook says you’re cute? You’re automatically all flustered and blushing?”

“Jimin what are you talking about?”

“You like him better than me? You wished you were dating him instead?!?!” he accused.

“Jimin No?!!? You need to calm down.” you sighed as he jumped off the counter. “I never said I don’t believe you.” you sighed. “The only reason I react that way is because Jungkook acts like a kid when he’s in cat mode.”

“That doesn’t excuse anything!” he walked up towards you. 

“What part of ‘mine’ do you not understand.” he growled. Wrapping his long tail around your waist. Jimin likes to hide his tail in public, but it was free range for him to brush against you at home. His tail was strong, strong enough to pull you towards him. Jimin tilted your head up towards his. He raised his eyebrows, smirking. His wide smile allowed you to see his tiny little fangs shoot out. His black cat eats that matched his hair perked up upon hearing your breath pick up.

“Jimin! Bad kitty! Very bad kitty! You are a bad bad kitty” 

Jimin hoisted you up onto the kitchen counter, his tail still wrapped tightly around your waist.

“You’re damn right.” he hissed. Jimin crashed his mouth over yours, not hesitating to explore your mouth with his tongue. You ended up jumping a little when he bit your lip as well. He held the side of your neck, deepening his kiss. 

“J-jimin.” you whispered. “Hmm.” you whimpered.

“Oh Y/N...did you forget who owns who?” Jimin asked in a baby voice. “You’re my little pet human, aren’t you? You’re the real kitten, babygirl.” He smirked, his eyes flickering yellow again. Jimin flicked his hands and suddenly his nails (or in this case, his claws) shot out. “Now, stay still..I wouldn’t want to scratch you baby.”

Jimin ripped up the front of your shirt, a smirk on his face.

“Oh...V-very bad kitty.” you let out a squeak, you weren’t complaining though. “W-we can’t do this in the kitchen! It’s so unsanitary, and people eat here!”

“Hm, what are you saying Y/N?” He smirked. You had realized how it sounded When Jimin used his nails-..Um..claws to tear your shorts off. Good thing they were practically on the verge of being thrown away anyways. “Is that your way of asking me to-” he didn’t finish his sentence. Instead he let out a deep chuckle. 

“That’s not what I meant and you know it!” you said, your face practically on fire. 

“Hm, then maybe you’d prefer just getting to the super fun part.” he winked, biting his lip. How he didn’t hurt himself with those damn teeth was beyond you. Jimin hoisted you off the kitchen counter. “To the bedroom, yeah?”

“Do me a favor...turn around...and bend over?” he purred. You let out a yelp as you were practically dropped on the bed. In a very desperate manner you turned over on your stomach. You already knew you were dripping wet, and you knew that Jimin knew as well. Your panties were soaking to Jimin’s delight.

“You’re my pretty little kitten, right Y/N?” he mewled, slowly slipping the damp garment off. Your back hit his chest, feeling his hard member against your opening. He gently bit the shell of your ear. 

“J-Jiminie...hurry up.” You whimpered. Jimin slowly eased into you, almost growling. He could feel your throbbing slit against him, wrapping around his throbbing member.

“Meow for me...” he grunted, thrusting deeper, picking up speed. Ironically, your moans sounded like mewls and pleas, which they were. Dominant Jimin was rare and you loved that side of him.

“Don’t forget who the real master here is Y/N...don’t forget who wears the collar around here.” he grunted thrusting deeper. “You’re the kitten, I’m the lion.” he chuckled.

“J-jimin, I’m about to...”you stopped in your tracks upon hearing his voice again.

“Do it, I want to feel you.”

You were first and Jimin followed in pursuit.

Jimin’s eyes, teeth, and nails had returned back to normal as his breath calmed down. “We may or may not have made a mess.”

“You think?!!?” you laughed, snatching the comforter from him. “Gimme.”

“Hey! I need to be warm too!” Jimin whined, wrapping his tail around your waist again. He wrapped his arms around you, releasing a deep breath. “Pet my ears please?”

You rolled your eyes and scratched behind Jimin’s ear, making them twitch. “You know you got jealous over nothing right?”

Jimin didn’t answer you, he had suddenly dozed off, snoozing peacefully.

“Sweet dreams...silly.” you chuckled, laying your head on his chest.

...

I am not sure how to feel about this one....

[hollowaymason1995]

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[fearofaherobrine]

Roleplay Server Log #378

"Baby Fru, Ominous Portents”

[Steve] Has gone to fetch a few things from Doc's disorganized trunks and stumbles upon Grinny pouting. He kneels down and speaks quietly- Hey there... you look kinda cold. Did you lose your sweater?

[Grinny] - Fuck off, I don't need anything!- He makes a quick swat at Steve

[Steve] Yikes! - Manages to pull away in time to only get slightly scratched- That stings! Why are you so angry all the time?

[Grinny] - Because I hate all of you!  Especially humans!

[Steve] Oh. Is there anyone you don't hate?

[Grinny] - There are those I find less annoying, you are not included amongst those

[Steve] But you hardly know me. I haven't been mean to you.

[Grinny] - No, but you are human, and they are the worst

[Steve] That's not fair. You're a mean cat, but I don't think all cats are mean.

[Grinny] - You would think differently if you had been what I'd been through- He tries to slink away

[Steve] We've all had bad experiences. Hey... where are you going?

[Grinny] - Away from you!

[Steve] Would it help if I made you something?

[Grinny] - No

[Steve] Is scooting on the floor to keep Grinny in sight but not touching him - If you could have anything, what would you want? And don't say for me to fuck off and die, that's cheating.

[Grinny] -For all humans other than the ones I like to die

[Steve] Geeze.... I think I'd ask to be able to fly like Cp does. Just like.... hover. Without Elytra or anything.

[Grinny] - I'm sure he could  give you the coding for it, now fuck off

[Steve] Can't I at least make you something to wear so you don't get cold?

[Grinny] - I'm fine

[Steve] Wait! Wait! I have a great idea! - He pulls out his needles and a ball of black yarn-  just give me a minute. I bet you'll like it!

[Grinny] - No

[Steve] Is concentrating and counting stitches as he kits. - Please?

[Grinny] - Not happening

[Steve] But it's perfect! - He quickly finishes up the edges and holds it up. It's a black cat-sided sweater, but on the back, outlined in pixels, in the yarn is a very distinct hand giving the middle finger and the words 'I hate you'.

[Grinny] - Burn it

[Steve] Aw.... - He sets it down on the floor. Obviously a little bummed.

[Grinny] Starts trotting off-

[Steve] Would a flaming skull be better?

[Grinny] - I don't need anything!

[Steve] How about a knife with 'Die humans die?'

[Grinny] - Go away!

[Steve] Just kinda flops on the floor and the sweater gets sucked into Grinny's theft/inventory slot-

[Grinny] Hisses-

[Steve] meeh. 'Born to kick ass?' 'Kiss my Tail?'Maybe just 'Fuck off?'

[Grinny] - Stop bothering me!

[Steve] I bet I know what you'd like actually... to be bigger.

[Grinny] - No

[Steve] Rolls over on the carpet in defeat- Well then I'll spite you by liking you anyway. Just like Doc did with Cp.

[Grinny] - How about you don't

[Steve] You can't stop me. I love cats. I love you Grinny. You're a good kitty.

[Grinny] - I hate you, go away

[Steve] Nope. You're the best creepypasta cat there is.

[Grinny] Hisses and runs off-

[Steve] -Sighs-

[Yaunfen] Calls out over the chat - MOOOOOOOMMM!

[Deer] - I'm in the garden

[Yaunfen] Comes running outside with Waffles following and something in their hands- mom mom mom mom!

[Deer] - What is it?  I'm right here

[Yaunfen] Huffing out of breath as Waffles circles them sniffing excitedly- I put down- accidently- I'm sorry- AND IT'S WIGGLING. - They're holding a very ugly brown egg with red, green and yellow flecks-

[Deer] - Is it something from the analyzer?

[Yaunfen] Fast nods-

-Lots of egg wiggles-

[Deer] - Well, what do you think needs to happen next?

[Yaunfen] Obviously has no idea- Fence? Food? SHOULD WE CALL ENDREA???

[Deer] - Well why don't we go inside first so we can keep a better eye on it and make a small enclosure for it in the lab

-Egg splits and gushes out a rather thick white gunk like donut icing-

[Yaunfen] FUCK.

[Deer] Moves quickly to catch whatever may be inside- Whoops

-It looks like a raptor, but with some small speckles like the egg and the head seems larger-  

[Yaunfen] Helps her and the baby makes a high pitched squeeeeeee.

[Waffles] Very excited sniffing!

[Deer] - Yaunfen, go inside and get some fence materials and find your Mada

[Baby] Yawns big and it has loooots of teeth-

[Yaunfen] Takes off- Yes mom!

[Deer] Follows, moving carefully so as not to be hurt by the claws and teeth that the baby has-

[Doc] comes back from outside the server with a backpack just as Yaunfen barrels into them- Woah! I was only gone a few minutes. Didn't think I'd be missed that badly kiddo-

[Yaunfen] Baby! FCa saurus, something! Waffles bumped me.

[Doc] I think Waffles needs to be taught the sit command.

[Waffles] Blep.

[Deer] Comes up with the starting to struggle baby- Ah, there you are love, a little help here?

[Baby] Wiggles it's feet. It doesn't have the curved foot claw but three big claws instead- Squee?

[Doc] Eyes widen - Oh dear...

[Deer] - Yeah...

[Yaunfen] Am I in trouble?

[Deer] - No?

[Doc] It's just... gonna get big.

[Deer] - But maybe next time you should wait for Mada to be here when you get an animal from the analyzer?

[Yaunfen] Yes mom...  I was gonna put it away...

[Doc] To be fair when Waffles head bumps it can knock you over if you aren't expecting it.

[Deer] - Then perhaps Waffles should be in another room when this goes on as well

[Yaunfen] Yes mom. But.... it is kinda neat isn't it?

[Doc] Is mouthing- I think it's a red-eye!

[Deer] - Uh...  At the moment?  Yes, later?  I'm not so sure.  This may end up getting really big

[Baby] Hungry squeak!

[Yaunfen] What do we feed it?

[Deer] - It's teeth suggest meat...

[Doc] But it's from the candy seed right? Sort of? It looks weird, Like.... not scaly.

[Deer] - Yaunfen, why don't you go find some meat for it while Mada and I build an enclosure

[Yaunfen] Candy meat or meat meat?

[Deer] - Candy

[Waffles] Busks Deerheart-

[Yaunfen] Yes mom! - Dashes off again-

[Doc] Well.... they've inherited a few things...

[Deer] - From which one of us?

[Doc] Both. In this case; my reckless curiousity, and your clumsiness.

[Baby] Wiggling limbs and tail moving around a bit too-

[Deer] Gives Doc a disapproving look- Enclosure building, now

[Doc] Yes dear. How about the playroom for the moment? Unless you want to call Cp. He kind of specializes in cavernous builds.

[Deer] - Anything for now, and let's hope this doesn't grow quickly

[Doc] Come on then, Yaunfen is probably searching the kitchen anyway. We'll take the tunnel.

[Deer] Motions for Doc to lead the way while she holds the squirming baby-

[Baby] Nips at her fingers in annoyance, it reaaaalllly wants down.

[Deer] - We should hurry

[Doc] Leads into the kitchen where Yaunfen is digging-

[Yaunfen] I got chocolate chickens?

[Doc] Lets get it in the pen first - heads down the tunnel-

[Deer] - Ow ow ow

[Doc] Runs ahead and starts dropping metal grate fences two high at the entrance to the room - Shame to ruin the vines, but better safe then sorry-

[Yaunfen] Shuts the door behind them -

[Waffles] Rolls on the carpet-

[Deer] - Is it safe?

[Doc] Yeah, put em down. They're small, they can't get too far.

[Deer] Leans over and lets it go-

[Baby] Makes a break for it to get away from Deerheart. It takes a few steps before getting distracted by the soft floor and kicking at the wool blocks in curiousity.

[Yaunfen] It digs like a chicken! - They put the chocolate chicken flesh on the floor.

[Doc] I read somewhere that dinosaurs are related.

[Deer] - I think this one will be a project for the whole family...

[Baby] Leaps on the food and rips it apart with it's jaws -

[Yaunfen] WHOAH.

[Doc] Yeaaah.

[Deer] - Let's leave it to get settled

[Yaunfen] Mom?

[Deer] - Yes?

[Yaunfen] Thinks deeply for a moment. - Can we name them Fru?

[Doc] Shrugs-

[Deer] - Sure, why not

[Fru] Very tiny little roar.

[Deer] - Come on, I need to tend to my fingers.  Fru has very sharp teeth

[Yaunfen] Sorry mom.

[Doc] I'll get you some of the cooling slime - Leads her outside - Please be careful Yaunfen.

[Yaunfen] Yes mada.

[Deer] - And perhaps slow down on the number of pets your getting

[Yaunfen] Nods as Deerheart is led away-

[Doc] Hugs her shoulder- Things could be worse I suppose.

[Deer] - True, but I think I'll be a bit relieved if they ever end up with a more normal pet,  Plus things are going to get very busy soon with everyone helping with Lie's baby...

[Doc] I was going to say worse like you driving me to make cheese day and night in an insatible cycle of smelliness.

[Deer] - Oh gods, never!

[Doc] Helps her inside and to a trunk in the breakroom facing the map. They pull out a big jar of healing/cooling slime and open it - Just stick your hands in it. They really tore you up, my poor Deerheart. -Kisses her forehead-

[Deer] Slips her hands in, sighing in relief-

[Doc] Sits down next to her- Soooo... how was your day?

[Yster] Sighs as they row the little boat back to shore- I guess we should be getting back.....

[Locklear] - Well, I wouldn't want you to miss your boss' reaction to finding that one mob fixed

[Yster] Yeah, I had fun though. A working holiday. Shall we head out through the office and take a walk home?

[Locklear] - That sounds lovely

[Yster] -in chat- Is there anyone near the bar who can make a portal irl?

[BEN] - Yeah?  I'm at the library?

[Yster] Heads up the hill and motions Locklear to follow-

[BEN] Is floating around trying to find some appropriate books for Hyrule-

[Locklear] Whispering to Yster- I will completely understand if you wish to burn some candles when we get home

[Yster] I think it'll be okay.

[Locklear] - You never lived with him

[Yster] Any chance you can let us out in the Mojang office? I have some news for Jeb before I go home. He tends to work late.

[BEN] - Sure, whatever.  Hey Locklear- He creates an opening

[Locklear] - BENJAMIN

[Yster] Gives him a polite nod - Thank you. Hope your family is well.

[BEN] - Yeah, Hyrules learning fast, still not much of a talker though

[Yster] He's playing the silent protagonist I guess. If he's reading that's good at least. And he might suprise you later. Kids are funny like that.

[Locklear] - Yes well we should be going, it can't be good to leave these portals open for to long

[Yster] Passes through with a friendly wave for BEN. -

- /Player Yster and player Locklear have left the server/ -

-Little bit of time passes. -

[Notch] Knocks on Lie's door. -

[CN] Answers the door- Hello?

[Notch] Is trying not to smile and holding his phone in one hand. - I answered the phone but the call is for Cp. Is he around?

[CN] - I think he's making some food for Lie...  And me- Steps aside so Notch can pass

[Notch] Thank you. - He walks into the kitchen - Cp? Phone call for you. - holds out the phone-

[CP] - About what!?- There's a slight burning smell coming from the furnace in front of him

[Notch] He wants me to give you the phone so you can talk privately, for some fucking reason.

[CP] Sighs in irritation and takes the phone- Fucking Nether what the fuck do you want?

[Notch] A bit too loud- I'm leaving? You happy now? - Goes back out of the room-

[Jeb] Hey.... is this a bad time?

[CP] - What the fuck do you want?

[Jeb] I saw what you did on the phantom coding, it's really something else entirely. Genius really.

[CP] - Is there a point to this?

[Jeb] I was wondering if you'd kinda... maybe... do you want a job?!?

[CP] - No

[Jeb] But you'd have extra money, for the baby and stuff? And you'd have a say in the updates!

[CP] - I already have plenty of money, Slender is fucking loaded and I have his card.  And now that you know I can come out there and personally threaten you I doubt you'll do anything that would piss us off

[Jeb] It has nothing to do with pissing you off! You'd have input when we discuss future features. And we have this codename Markus and I used to use for when it was just the two of us and we wanted to make the company look bigger. You could be Junkboy, and take credit for everything we've done in the past under that name as well as whatever you come up with in the future.

[CP] - No...  Shit!- There is now black smoke coming out of the furnace and CP lunges to pull the food out

[Jeb] I could... add you in on the next bunch of patch notes. I'm sure the community would go crazy on the internet....

[CP] - Oh joy, then we'd have a bunch of summoners going off everywhere

[Jeb] I'm just throwing out ideas! Isn't there anything I could offer you? We'd been working on some of those coding problems all week!

[CP] - Nope

[Jeb] Arrrrrrrrgh. But wait.... don't you want the summoners to go off?

[CP] - I'm going to be busy, I won't want that sort of distraction

[Jeb] But... Cp!

[CP] Is walking now and see's Notch and just throws the phone at his father and goes back to trying to make dinner-

[Notch] Is bonked in the head with the phone and the chain chomp steals it and bounces away before he can fully recover- Hey!

-Late that night-

[Zeke] Is laying in bed with Arden, it's very quiet and both of them are dozing comfortably.

[Arden] Opens one eye - So... when were you going to tell me?

[Zeke] That I'm a giant tentacle monster? I wasn't sure when would be a good time to bring that up in casual conversation. - He hesitates - Does it... bother you?

[Areden] I don't know... I'm still in love with you though. But I don't think I'm ready to make love... like that... just yet. I mean, if it's even possible. You won't like, lay eggs in my chest or something right?

[Zeke] I would never! -pauses- And who says I lay eggs??? That's not true at all!

-There's a bit of a rumble as it starts to storm outside. The crashes of thunder can be heard even in the bowels of the castle-

[Steve] Looks up from his spot in the warm bath- Sounds like tomorrow will be a good day to stay home huh?

[TLOT] Blinks sleeply from his own spot in the lava tub. He's leaning on the railing and his eyes slide open slow like a cat. He's feeling the changes in the air, both real and psychic. - We may not have a choice... I think, it's almost time.

[Steve] Really??? Now I'm excited.

[TLOT] This will be... interesting.

[Yaunfen] Pads up into Doc and Deerheart's room- mada... mom? I know I'm too old for this... but...

[Doc] Wakes up - Are you okay?

[Yaunfen] I had a bad dream.

[Deer] - Oh sweetheart, come here

[Yaunfen] Crawls gratefully into the bed and snuggles down-

[Doc] Wraps hir robe a bit closer and snuggles them both as the rain pours down on the skylight above.

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[EAlex] Is playing solitare on Licht's computer [literally moving the cards around] - Hey Licht... Licht?

[Licht] - Yeah?

[EAlex] When do you think we'll have time to visit the server again?

[Licht] - Do you want to?  I do have Doc's number

[EAlex] We should go... not just yet, but very soon.... I can feel... something odd happening.

[Polybius] Is rudely plugged into an internet jack while everyone else is eating dinner. He's basically just spaced out at the table next to Slenders left side. His screen flashing random colors as he daydreams.

[Sally] Is playing with her mashed potatoes, making mountains and valley's while the others at the table talk with each other-

[Slender] Is deep in conversation with Offender at the moment-

[Polybius] Tenses visibly as his conciousness picks up on something odd-

[Slender] - Polybius?  Is everything alright?

[Polybius] Opens two eyes on his screen as the background fades to a half black and half white design. His eyes narrow in suspicion, and his gaze flicks to Offender- Hmm.... - He's obviously listening for something the others can't pick up on.

[Offender] - You pick up some good porn or something?

[Polybius] Feigns ignorance, but Offender picks up on the subtext. - Vibrations.... Probably Herobrine doing something stupid again.

[Offender] Chuckles-

[Slender] - Anything I may need to clean up?

[Polybius] Exchanges a look with Offender that speaks volumes- Oh no. It's his mess to deal with. I wouldn't worry about it...

[Slender] - Very well

[Sweet Alex] Knocks softly on Notch's door, it's pouring rain but she's carrying a shield over her head to funnel most of it off-

[Notch] Opens the door in just his pants, it's still dark outside- Alex! Come inside, you're gonna get soaked. What are you doing out here so late?

[Flux] Comes out of the bedroom to see what's going on- Alex?

[Sweet Alex] Hello Flux. I came to tell you something important...

[Flux] - What is it?

[Sweet Alex] I was so excited I couldn't sleep. I wanted to be here. Even if it meant getting rained on and running from mobs. Me and Croca have been meditating, you know, trying to get in tune with the server right?

[Flux] - Oh dear

[Notch] What are you saying Alex?

[Sweet Alex] Notch... it's time.

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this modern au drabble is. kind of bad but i just need to get it out of my drafts

based off a writing prompt:

“I set up the blanket fort. The password to get in is three words!”

Willow peeks at Wilson past the fluffy blanket-shield, eyes bright with mischief. His hands are on his hips and his face scrunches up in thought, because he thinks he knows her all too well, but he’s soooo wrong. And she’ll prove it when he’s never able to guess her secret password.

She sets up her pillow fort while he’s away at work, using all of the pillows and blankets she had on hand and stripping the rooms barren. It must’ve been such a surprise when Wilson came in and saw the fun little fort that he can’t get into!

He’s humming in light amusement, just like when he’s trying to solve a crossword puzzle. “No boys allowed? Burn it down?... Burn the boys?”

She snorts- he’s real silly. “I wish! But nah, you didn’t get it.” Willow shuts the drape and lands back onto a pile of pillows with an odd finality.

There’s some huffing and stuff going on outside. She appreciates how hard he’s trying to guess her stupid password for her stupid silly fort. But in her comfy bed, she’s willing to stay up all night and hear him list off random words if that's what he wants to do with his time.

That man’s wayyy too into puzzles.

“Okay, uh… how about. Fire, fire, fire?” He asks.

“Good try! But nope.”

“I love you.” Haha, naaahhh. Too cheesy. “...Get lost, creep?”

Geez, now this was getting sad. Willow gently nudges the drape with her foot. Her boyfriend is staring at something in the corner of his eye and looking like a sad and penniless street kid, so fine, whatever, she can let him hang out for awhile. It wouldn’t hurt. “You suck at this game.”

He sticks his tongue at her and carefully crawls into her fort. It suddenly feels much more warmer with him here.

Wilson takes in all the pretty lights. She’s got sparkly stuff hanging from the blanket roof, and some lava lamps, and a couple glowy stars and fairy lights.

“Pretty neat, huh?”

He’s starstruck. “Yes…”

Wilson settles into the space next to her, slipping into her arms. He’s unusually warm for someone who often lacks body heat.

“No fires in here,” he reminds her. They’re in a tight blanket hut with nothing but flammable materials all around. And things that can start fires if left alone for long enough.

“Mmmh.” Yeah, she knows; everything will burn and blah blah blah. She’s not a dumb little kid who needs reminding.

...Willow agrees with him anyway, even if it makes her sad that she can’t always play with her lighter in some parts of the house. It’s super old and dusty and the flames would eat it up quickly. Then they’d have to live on the street in a real fort, not one exactly made of pillows and stuffed animals.

It sucked that reckless fires came with a cost. 

She drags her fingers through his hair in thought. It’s soft and fuzzy like his cozy sweater, and he breathes a warm sigh against her neck. It makes her kind of sleepy, being all wrapped up like this. Now she doesn’t really wanna get up.

She feels slow movement along her back. He’s moving his hand to cradle the curve there, rubbing her slightly with his knuckles as sleep tempts him. Kneading her like a kitty.

“When’re you gonna tell me what the password is?” Wilson mumbles.

“Why do you wanna know?”

“Curiosity,” he admits, “and I’d like to come back later.” He squeezes her in a hug.

Willow decides she likes being the little spoon.

“Do you wanna guess some more? Come on, I’ll even give you a hint!”

Wilson complies, but even after her super-duper easy hint he still can’t get it, and she gives up on helping him. It’s pointless.

They’re able to settle into a comfortable silence despite being a noisy pair. Willow suspects that it has something to do with them simply being lazy on a summer afternoon.

Still, she feels somewhat restless and antsy. She lightly drags her fingers down his tummy, just on accident, and like a cat to water he slips away with a gasp.

“Woah! Are you ticklish?” There’s a mischievous grin forming along her face as she watches him reconsider every decision he’s made.

“Um! No. No, I’m n-AAGH!”

Her warm hands crawl up his chest and tickle him mercilessly. Wilson looks like he can barely breathe; he’s batting at her hands and trying to fight back, but his efforts are futile. Willow’s too quick and agile, while he’s too slow and clumsy.  

“Ack! Stop!”

There’s a sudden and squeaky yelp as she tickles a particularly sensitive spot along his neck. She pauses for a moment, wondering if she hurt him or something, but he’s only looking up from underneath her with a loss of breath. No injuries or anything, just shock.

“Willow?!”

She slightly releases the tight grip she has on his arms. “What?”

“Y-you just broke your fort.”

“Huh?”

The roof of her fort and its pillow-walls lay around them in a sad, disappointing pile. It collapsed while they were fighting and she didn't even notice!

Willow huffs, climbing off of Wilson. “Oh, boo! Well, that was lame.” And a huuuuge waste of time.

Some part of making him suffer was worth it, though.

Wilson looks guilty, even though it technically isn't his fault. She pats his shoulder. “Things break all the time. That doesn't mean we can't rebuild it, though.”

“You’re not upset?”

“I mean… not really. It’s just a pillow fort! Not a real housie or anything.” Willow gets up and brushes off her skirt. She lends him a hand and helps him up.

“So c’mon and help me fix it dummy.”

He’s smiling nervously, like he’s afraid that he's gonna mess up somehow. “Alright.”

They rebuild the fort together. And even though it takes all day, they're doing it in the comfort of their home without the worry of monsters and giant beasts.  

All of Wilson’s stuff is here now. His gadgets are next to her silly trinkets.

He’s hunched over by the entrance, scribbling something down. She peers over his shoulder. “Whatcha writing?”

“Just a sign,” he says.

On his crumpled up paper, Willow sees three words.

Geniuses at work.