#i simp for punz and i know you do too

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if...they were teachers part 2

ANON I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED UR REQUEST IM SO SORRY IM GONNA CRY BUT here it is :D with techno too :) please people send in some requests for meee check out part 1 here!

techno: english (with 1 mythology class for seniors): - hates his english classes wishes he could just teach mythology - would make all the students do a little project on a greek mythology story - rivalry with mr soot  - “ill give u each 10 dollars if u go to mr soots class tmrw talkin about how im a better teacher” - supports each and every kid no matter WHAT even if its not english related - holds detention in his room cause no one wants to fuck with him - like dream he doesnt anyone to get fucked over his english class so he hosts after school office hours like its college - has read all the classic novels and makes his classes read them. he wont move to something else unless some kid IS REALLY passionate about it - “ranboo we will not be reading the diary of a wimpy kid series even if you resonate with greg heffley on an emotional level” - BUT for his english classes he makes them do a general book report project so he can see and appreciate his student’s taste in books  - albeit not the biggest fan of romance novels but knows it ends with us for some reason - brings all the projects home and keeps them in a big storage bin. he loves showing them off to future classes and even you - light. acadmeia. dresses formal, long sleeves, hair tamed, glasses on the bridge of his nose - “tommy please stop swearing. tubbo calm down?” - hold detention with him cause no one fucks with mr blade

phil: principal - best principal ever - has a great relationship with all the staff tbh  - wilbur and techno and tommy arent his sons wdym - no ones rlly scared of getting sent to the principals cause like yk theyre like “oh phil??? hes nice”  - everyone calls him phil - ok i lied everyone BUT tommy isnt scared of going to phils - “I DONT WANT TO GO TO PHILS” “tommy calm down-” - hates the school board, lets the teachers teach what they believe is best for the students - can deal with the consequences - once wilbur got him to play a role in on of the school’s productions - big year for the dsmp high thespians tbh - is married to the guidance counselor kristin - who by the way is a GOOD COUNSELOR - actually does guidance - phils whole office is green - always wears his bucket hat tbh - besties with the other school’s principals

foolish: architecture/woodworking - i think this one was another “duhhh” one - builder man teaches builder children - starts the year with teaching them the basics of everything and then sort of lets them go wild  - is so scared some kid is gonna get hurt - has goggles in every corner of his room, gloves, whatever safety stuff  - loves it when kids work together to make some big project - IN YOUR GUYS’ HOME YOU HAVE A SHELF full of little sharks all the kids made for him its so cute - he makes stuff for you in class and uses it as an excuse to teach  - wears muscle t-s or normal t-shirts never dresses formal  - “it would get in the way of the wood?? duh” - id want to be in his class - is besties with mr jacobs and mr punz the random coach who shows up just to coach basketball in the winter - another teacher everyone simps over - once refused to teach tommy cause he didnt want to “catch a case”

i kinda want to write for the bench trio so here’s STUDENT EDITION

tommy: junior in high school, ta to mr wastakens math class  - tommy signed up to TA for wilbur but then wilbur said “absolutely not” so he got put into dream’s introduction to stats class  - but he also has dream for the period after that for his ap stats class - so hes stuck there for like 2 and a half hours  - dream groaned when he saw who his TA was - makes tommy grade papers and stuff but never tests  - he doesnt trust him with that - tommy is a good kid and usually doesnt disrupt class but when he does its hilarious - expect mr blade doesnt give a second shit about tommy in his class  - tommy is rlly good at drama and math (even though hed never admit hes good at math)  - his locker is a mess  - besties with tubs and ranboo ofc - phil is his father dont tell anyone - he is so adamant on walking home bc he doesnt want people to know that his family works there - always has his red jacket on  - never gets school lunches says they are cursed

tubbo: junior in high school, ta for mr quackity’s spanish class - tubbo likes quackity so he signed up to ta for his class - he isnt good at spanish tho- - quackity knows that but likes tubbo so he lets him be  - sapnap ADORES tubbo for some reason - “TOBY!!! WHATS UP!” “hi mr sapnap” - sapnap thinks tubbo is such a good kid - but  - mr notfound knows tubbo is a menace - “good morning toby” “good morning mr notfound *innocent*” “sit down and get started please” - SO FUNNY LMAO  - tubbo is a menace - pulls a bunch of pranks on the teachers but then the blame always ends on tommy somehow “wHAT- TUBBO DID IT” “no he didnt” - besties with tommy and ranboo ofc - tubbo is rlly good at science but isnt so hot at english - but mr blade is rlly nice and takes him time to help tubbo  - tubbo appreciates it so he gets mr blade a gift at christmas - mr blade teared up - runs thru the hall dragging tom and ranboo behind him no regrets - “STOP RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS” “no” ranboo: junior in high school, ta for mr blades mythology class - lOVES ta-ing for mr blades class - mr blade kinda lets him chill in the back, stapling papers - no interaction whatsoever - he also now cant wait to take that class next year - mr blade refers to him as my protege a lot  - i hope i used that word right - besties with tommy and tubbo - all the teachers are nice to ranboo and kinda sorry that hes friends with tommy and tubbo LMFAO  - “hi ranboo u doing ok” “yes thank u mr jacobs” “RANBOO! LETS GO! PUDDING DAY IN THE CAFETERIA” “thats my cue mr jacobs” - ranboo usually doesnt get into trouble when he does oh boy its good - not pranks on teachers but school wide pranks - is shy but when someone picks on tommy and tubbo he GOES OFF - attacks them through words - when he gets comfortable in a class he lets out these small comments that get the whole room laughing - so not the class clown but people know hes funny and people respects him 

[corpsebridx]

It’s mines(?) and @lovserbrixd birthday and you know what that means!

Dsmp celebrating y/n birthday

Characters: Dream, George, Sapnap, Karl jacobs, Quackity, Wilbur Soot, Foolish, Punz, Eret, Nihachu,(!bonus) Justaminx, Tinakitten, Corpsehusband, Awesamdude

A/N: If anyone I put in here is uncomfortable with being in fic/headcannons pls let me know so I can remove them. And I know Justaminx is not in dsmp

Masterlist

Dream

Would go all out for it

I mean he has the money

And he will spend it on you

Buying your favorite cake, and the thing that you’ve been eyeing

Has George and Sapnap to help him

10/10

George

He forgets your birthday……..

Dream and Sapnap had to remind him

So he was rushing to get you cake(If you want cake)

Had the little ‘Happy birthday’ shit on the wall

The best birthday

9/10

Sapnap

The one that reminded George

I feel like he’ll buy something that you've been eyeing for awhile

No matter how expensive it is

If you want it, you can have it!

Personal I would look to have my birthday at the d-team house

8/10

Karl jacobs

It’s Karl, it’s going to be the best birthday

He would have Sapnap, Hannah, Sylveey, Tina, Foolish, Punz, etc etc etc

OH OH OH, Quackity would be there too, and feel like you two are on a sugar rush

Karl would join. So three people jumping around

You guys are huggin and shit

10/10

Quackity

Would stream your birthday(?)

If you were a streamer

Push your face in the cake(Like philza did)

Tina was shocked and worried

You would wake up with confetti in your hair

♾/10

Wilbur soot

If you want your friends there, then your friends are going to be there

I feel like Lovejoy band would be there

Like a secret concert(shhhhhhhhh 🤫)

You get to know the song that no one knows, lucky wtf

Ash posted a photo of you and Joe(or mark) with cake on your face

12/10

Foolish

I think he would go out for it

Maybe you guys bake a cake(yes you two making a cake)

Friends there: Tinakitten, Sylveey, Karl, Sapnap, Punz, etc etc etc etc etc

(I don’t know wtf I was thinking of the haircut/birthday stream)

I'm still mad

♾/10(I love foolish)

Punz

Would forget it

Would send you a ‘Happy birthday’ text the moment he remember

(Im really doing Punz like that)

You would have a bee theme cake, with a candle on it with him singing happy birthday to you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

7/10

Eret

God the queen throwing you a party

Your lucky wtf

You would either have a big birthday party or a small one

It depends on which one you want 

(Doesn’t anyone else just run out of ideas while writing??)

♾/10

Nihachu

Like Justaminx and Corpsehusband's Small birthday

Your friends(or siblings) would be there, and cake, and decorations

If you were comfortable with being on camera

Baking stream

Chat going wild

20/10 It’s Niki the queen

(!bonus)

Justaminx

Would be a simple birthday

Not that fancy

Like birthday cake, decorations, and some of your friends

And that’s

Like Puffy and Nihachu would be there

8/10

Tinakitten

First time writing for tina im nervous

I feel like she would get foolish and Sylveey in on it

Keeps you out of the house/keeping you in the house(if you want your birthday at home)

It was like Quackity's birthday, minus the mariachi band

(But you weren’t getting your face smashed in cake)

10/10 best birthday

Corpsehusband

He has close friends there

Like a small birthday

Not really a big idea(It was a big big big idea to him)

Like minx has a simple birthday

Try to get someone to keep you out of the house

10/10(I'm a simp for him)

Awesamdude

I feel like you guys would make a cake(like homemade)

it would turn out good..........

(currently listing to melanie martienz I love this) At the end you guys would end up with cake on your face

(You guys look really cute)

Also there would be flour on your face aswell

9/10

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Corpsebridx works-pls don't repost, copy, or claim as your own

[mirasolis]

My Star, Your Light

Punz x Reader

Tangled AU

Part One

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This is just you and Punz thrown into the world of Tangled, as requested by @thequeenofuwu . We are both Punz simps, I know it.

This is going to be in several parts, and I will link each part when I finish them under here.

Part 1 Part 2

Enjoy!

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This, is the story of how I was killed. But don’t worry, it’s a happy story, and truth be told, it’s not even mine. This is the story of a girl I met, named (Y/N). It all starts with the stars.

Years ago, a piece of the stars fell from the skies, and from it sprouted a magical, silver flower. Now this flower had the ability to give you your greatest heart’s desire, if you knew what to to say; or rather, if you knew what to sing. People had searched for the flower for centuries with goals of becoming rich or powerful.

But then one day, a man named Dream had stumbled upon it and decided to keep it hidden from the world so he could one day use it. He made it keep him alive, while he grew with power and became immortal, but he had no purpose for it yet.

Even more centuries passed, and a kingdom grew. It was bright and prosperous and happy. All except for the beloved King Phil and Queen Samantha, who had longed for a child of their own to have. Now, around this time, people get pretty desperate, and royal scholars had found research about the star flower, and decided that the whole kingdom was to search for this magic flower. The kingdom loved their rulers and respected them that they searched for days on end.

Now, back with the immortal Dream. He still had no proper way to use the power of the star flower, and continuously hid it. But by chance, he left it exposed to the naked eye when he heard that people were searching for it. When the people found the flower, they rejoiced, for their king and queen would smile once more. The monarchs conceived their first child, a beautiful baby girl. I’ll give you one guess. Yep, that’s (Y/N). To celebrate her birth, the kingdom released silver lanterns in the sky to represent the stars from which the flower had come from, all while shooting stars passed by. Later that year, the king and queen gave (Y/N) her younger brothers, Wilbur and Techno.

For a while, the kingdom was happy. But all that ended when (Y/N) was almost two years old.

Dream had plotted with his crew, men who went by the names George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, and Callahan. They stormed the castle, sneaked in, and stole away the princess. The kingdom’s soldiers and people searched across the lands, but she was nowhere to be found. Deep within the woods, a magical barrier disguised the home of Dream and his crew from sight. Within that, there was a tower from which you could only enter through the window and a rope. There, the princess was hidden away, with her rapidly growing (H/C) hair coloured with silver streaks. There, (Y/N) was raised, never seeing the outside world again.

Dream, posing as her brother, was one day tending to (Y/N)’s hair when she asked a question. He hummed in response. “Why can’t I go outside?”

“Well (Y/N), the world outside is a dangerous place. I don’t want you to get hurt or used for horrible means. Keeping you here means you can be safe,” Dream responded.

(Y/N) nodded silently, humming a gentle tune.

But the king and queen never stopped hoping that their child would come back. And the barriers cutting (Y/N) from the rest of the world could not hide it all. Every year, they continued the tradition of releasing the star lanterns every year. They hoped that this could serve as a signal so that one day, their princess would return.

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17 years later…

A young girl snuck around, looking for her companion, a small multicoloured sheep named Puffy. Dream had given her the sheep not too long ago and they already bonded nicely. They were currently playing some hide and seek.

“Oh Puffy!! Where are you?” (Y/N) called out in a singsong tune. The sheep was currently hiding along the flower bed that was on the window sill of the tower entrance. (Y/N) looked around with wide eyes. “Well, I guess she’s back inside…

“…NOT!”

(Y/N) manoeuvered her hair to wrap around Puffy and pulled her from her hiding place, dangling her in the air. She laughed as she grabbed Puffy and held her in her arms, snuggling into her wool.

“Oh Puffy, I know you want to go outside, but I can’t bring you there. We just have to wait ‘til Dream gets back so you can get some grass. Besides, we’ve got plenty to do in here!”

(Y/N) danced around, her growing as long as the tower was tall, and tall it was. She bounced from activity to activity, bringing Puffy along for the ride. She finally slowed down when she gathered her paints and illustrated a beautiful depiction of her gazing at the stars.

“I wonder what they’re like…maybe Dream will let me see them this year…”

Meanwhile…

Three men were jumping along the tops of the castle, looking for the right building to infiltrate. One wore a mask coloured with red, yellow, and black, and was called Ponk. The next one wore a significant amount of purple clothing, such as his purple coat and shoes, and was appropriately called Purpled. The last man wore a white plain shirt with leather cuffs covering his forearms and keeping the sleeves in place, and over that he wore a very light grey vest on top. He had blonde hair and he went by the name Punz.

The three of them were a team of mercenaries and they were on their latest job, stealing the tiara of the first princess. While Purpled and Ponk were making sure they had found the Crown Room, Punz was holding onto a castle tower and looking at the view.

“Guys you gotta look at this view!” He exclaimed.

“Dude, we don’t care about the view, just get over here and grab the crown!” Purpled urged.

Ponk scoffed. “Dude, you can find another view like this when we get the money!”

Punz brushed them off and dropped down with the two men lowering him down an escape rope. He stepped down quietly, gazing at the beautiful crown adorned with jewels in front of him. Just as he had his hands on it, a guard sneezed. As common courtesy goes, Punz just naturally said bless you, grabbed the rope, then signalled Ponk and Purpled to pull him up. About halfway to the ceiling the guards turned around and looked up to face Punz who was waving the crown around triumphantly, smirking.

In a hurry, the guards organized themselves and searched for the mercenaries while they were long gone, running into the forest, away from the main city.

With (Y/N)…

(Y/N) could hear the calls of her brother asking her to let down her hair, as the tale goes. She bounded for the window, excitedly letting her hair down while looking at Puffy.

“Puffy! This is it! I’m going to ask Dream today!” She declared as she pulled Dream up to the tower room. As he entered, he pulled off his cloak and took off his mask, revealing some wounds on him. Dream set down his items, leaving a nice patch of grass for Puffy by the window.

Dream sat down in a chair, while (Y/N) rushed around to make everything comfortable for him. She hummed a song, healed Dream quick and got straight to the point.

“So, Dream, I was wondering…I turn 18 tomorrow, I become an adult and I was wondering…if I could see the special stars!!”

Dream looked in her direction in alarm. He was thinking to himself. His plan would soon come into fruition, but if she left now, it would all go south.

“Oh, (Y/N), I think you mean the regular stars,” Dream tried to sway her mind.

“But Dream, these stars are special! The patterns of these stars are not constant. These move in every which way every year, and they only appear on my birthday Dream! I want, no, need to see them up close, and understand what they are!”

“Oh please! (Y/N), you’re too fragile for the outside world! I keep you here because its to keep you safe! It’s a scary world out there! I do this to protect you, you’d be taken advantage of! And imagine what would happen if they found out what your hair could do! (Y/N), please promise me to never ask about leaving this tower again? You must understand!”

(Y/N) contemplated her choices in her mind before she agreed. “Okay…”

Dream picked up his cloak and headed for the window to leave. “I’ll be in the village talking with George and Sapnap. I’ll see you in a bit.”

As (Y/N) let her brother down to do business, she looked at the world below longingly.

In another part of the forest…

Punz, Purpled, and Ponk were running through the forest still, hopping over logs and lakes. Punz stopped to catch a breath when he looked at a wanted poster of him and began to panic.

“No no no no no. I can’t believe this! They drew my face wrong!” He showed the poster to his partners, and they saw that Punz’ nose was severely misshapen and his hair was too long.

“Dude, who cares?!” Purpled questioned.

Ponk urged the two of them along until they came upon a short cliff they had to climb. Punz turned around to face them and told them, “Okay, you guys launch me up there, and I can pull you up.”

Purpled and Ponk shook their heads. “Give the crown first,” Ponk demanded while gesturing to the bag that held the crown.

“Ouch, that kinda hurts. You guys don’t trust me? After all our escapades as fellow mercs?” Punz asked.

“The satchel. Now,” Purpled ordered.

Punz sighed, resigning the bag to them. He climbed the rock with their help, reaching the top.

“Now pull us up Punz,” Purpled requested.

Punz laughed. “Sorry, can’t carry any more!” He flashed the satchel before slinging it around his body and running off while hearing his partners’ screams.

Punz kept running, and the castle guard was on his tail. Even worse, they were accompanied by one of the Crown Princes, Technoblade. Punz grimaced and recalled Techno’s history as a renowned fighter, leading the kingdom’s army and winning every battle. He urged his legs to work harder, to run faster.

Punz hopped through a fallen tree’s branches, cutting off most of the palace guard. Technoblade made it through and continued giving chase to the white-clad mercenary.

“We have him now, Carl!” Techno declared to his faithful horse.

Punz kept running, grabbing a forlorn vine and swinging around a tree to knock Technoblade off his horse and taking his place. Punz grabbed the reigns and tries to ride Carl away from the guard, but the horse tries bucking him off. They go back and forth, between trying to ride forward and grabbing the crown, not noticing that they were heading for a cliff.

The satchel flew away from the fighting pair’s grasp and landed on a single branch on a tree dangling sideways on the cliff’s edge. They wasted no time in reaching for the bag, not knowing the tree was breaking until it was too late. They fell off the edge, the crown ending up in Punz’ hands.

After that nasty fall, Punz woke up and sighs in relief when he sees the crown is still in his possession. He hears the distant neighs of a familiar horse, and looks for a place to hide. He tries feeling for a hole big enough for him to fit it, when his hand passes through a tree, a green glow around the part where his hand entered. Taking a risk, he threw himself into the trees and ended up in a dark cave just as Carl passed by.

Punz let out a tense breath and walked along the cave’s path until he came into a clearing. A tall, majestic tower loomed over him, casting a shadow over the land. Behind it, he could see a few houses. But the tower piqued his interest more. Maybe there were more valuables inside. He smiled and got to work climbing the tower using the sturdy vines that lined its walls.

After a tedious while of climbing (thankfully, no one had spotted him), he burst through the window doors and entered the tower’s main room. He sighed, opened the satchel, and took a breath, looking at the crown. “Alone at last.”

Then he was knocked out. Simple as that.

(Y/N) held the cast iron frying pan in her hands, retracting it from its position from when it knocked out the intruding Punz. She shrieks and dashes away from Punz’ unconscious body, slowly creeping up on it to make sure it was safe. She checked to make sure he wasn’t dangerous, flipping away a piece of hair that covered his eyes. (Y/N) leaned in closer when he suddenly opened an eye. In a panic, (Y/N) smacked him in the head again, not considering the possibility of a concussion.

(Y/N) looked for a place to hide the man while saying to herself and to Puffy, “I knocked him out! All on my own! Holy! If this isn’t enough to convince Dream that I can be let out of here for one day, then I don’t know what will!!”

She ended up stuffing him in an empty closet, being successful after a few tries. She looked at the satchel the mysterious man dropped, paying attention to the small shine emanating from it. Curious, she opened the pouch, revealing a piece of metal embedded with several precious jewels. She looked at Puffy, trying it on like a bracelet. Puffy’s wool shook with her head in denial. She peeked through one of the jewels, but that didn’t seem to be the purpose. Finally, (Y/N) tried putting the piece on her head. It looked like it fit perfectly. Then Puffy shook her head again. Then a noise sounded from below.

The girl heard her brother’s calls and she grew excited. As per usual, she let down her hair, and pulled Dream up. (Y/N) was very eager to tell Dream about her surprise.

“Dream! Oh you won’t believe what I have to show you!! It’s a big surprise!” (Y/N) bragged.

“Oh? Well I bet mine is bigger than yours!” Dream chimed.

“Doubt it!”

“Well, I am going to be making you your favourite dinner tonight!”

“Well, Dream? There’s something I want to tell you…” (Y/N) began to segway the conversation into her being able to leave the tower.

“(Y/N), I hate leaving you after fights. Especially when I’ve been in the right the entire time,” Dream vocalized.

“Okay, so I was thinking about what you said earlier today…” (Y/N) began to speak, but was interrupted by Dream.

“I hope you’re still not set on seeing those stars.”

“I’ve told you! They aren’t stars!” (Y/N) insisted. “I’m leading up to that!”

“I thought we were gonna drop the issue (Y/N),” Dream said sternly.

“No, Dream! I’m just saying you think that I’m not strong enough to take care of myself.”

“I know you’re not strong enough, take it from me.”

“Would you just-“

“We are done.”

“Why can’t you just-“

“I SAID WE ARE DONE.”

(Y/N) shrunk away from her brother, never hearing Dream’s voice so loudly before.

“I…all I wanted to tell you is that, I know what I want for my birthday now…”

Dream, fed up with me, asked coldly, “What.”

“Umm, the paints that dissolve with water? And perhaps a canvas? No bigger than my torso.”

“You know that it’ll be a long trip? And I’ll need to take someone with me?”

“I just thought it would be better than, than the ‘stars’.”

“Will you be fine (Y/N)?”

“Yeah, I’ll be fine right here.”

“…Okay. I’ll be back soon.” As Dream prepared to leave for the trip, he looked back at (Y/N) one more time. “Love you, sis.”

“Of course, brother.”

As Dream descended from the tower, he thought to himself. He needed to carry out his plan fast. He rushed to his house to discuss with George, his right hand man. They set off, not for paints, but for items needed to extract (Y/N)’s power from her.

(Y/N) wallowed in her pity in the tower, then remembered the whole ass human in her closet. Puffy hid behind (Y/N)’s legs while she opened the closet doors.

The man just slumped out. Like a limp noodle. It made her jump, but ultimately decided to tie him up in a chair with her hair while hiding in the shadows.

[itsonlydana]

"the consequences of kissing your homies" ➷ Foolish

➛ pairing: cc!Foolish x gn!reader

➛ idea: you should never propose a game of trying to recognize which friend is kissing you while you wear a blindfold, not when you are madly in love with one of them

➛ word count: 2k

➛ tags/warnings: none, fluff, making out, reader kisses sapnap, karl, foolish and punz

➛ an: me and a friend play a game where she finds my simp-comments under edits of foolish on tiktok and i think i set my personal record after all those irl streams

You're always smarter in retrospect.

This thought drilled into your head as a black shirt was tied around your eyes and the last thing you saw were the four grinning faces of your friends - then there was only darkness. 

It was overwhelming to see nothing and notice so much more at the same time. You rubbed your flat clammy palms over the fabric of your pants, from your thighs to your knees where they rested pressed together, sandwiched between your legs bobbing up and down. "These are the consequences of your smart mouth" you talked to yourself in your mind "You have to go through this now"

"Okay, how many fingers am I showing?", Sapnap asked you as a test after the knot in the back of your head had been carefully tied down by Karl.

You stared strained against the fabric in front of your eyes. "Four? I don't know, I can't see anything." And that was exactly the bad thing. You couldn't see what the four boys were up to and doing, could only guess from Karl's quiet giggle that at least they were having fun with the whole thing.

This game had been your idea, the result of a stupid comment about the inability of Foolish to recognize burgers correctly and that it couldn't be that hard to guess things when you can't use your eyes. Karl, who had no problem showing his affection with physical effection anyway, immediately jumped on the thought train and claimed he could recognize all his friends by kissing. 

Maybe you should have thought before you claimed to be able to do that. Maybe it was stupid to look past your feelings for Foolish and kiss him just because you didn't want to take back your words. 

You' re always smarter in retrospect, but you dreaded the road to this point.

You took a deep breath, your own heartbeat beating loudly in your ears, and you feared the boys would notice how unsure you had suddenly become. But they were busy with themselves, you could hear them whispering from a corner of the room, probably about an order, but as much as you tried to understand their murmurs so you could mentally prepare yourself for when it was Foolish's turn, they were unintelligible. 

Footsteps approached and you pushed your back straight through. "So?" you asked in a slightly wavering voice "Do you still have the guts or do you want to give up before you lose?"

"Well whoever kisses you has won anyway...ow what man?"

While you rolled your eyes at Sapnap's first statement, you cracked them wide open at the swearing. He had definitely been lightly beaten by someone, you could guess that from the gasp and the muffled boxing noise, but who among the guys would overreact like that to a clear joke like that? Since you had met, the conversations had consisted of either teasing each other or overdoing the purely platonic flirting. Not that it's anything new, from the beginning you were all very open to each other and the closer you got to each other the more risqué some of the flirting statements were, just look at Quackity and Foolish. For whatever reason Sapnap got backlash for that joke was a mystery to you, but maybe you got into such thoughts out of sheer panic. 

"Besides, we're not giving up, are we guys?" asked Punz, the tension instantly dissipated. 

For you, too, all caution was blown away as footsteps approached. Automatically, you raised your head slightly, so that the person would only have to lean down to kiss you. 

Briefly you thought about how stupid your idea was and how much it could destroy your friendship with Foolish, but then you heard breathing near you and before you saw it coming, pun intended, a pair of lips brushed yours. It wasn't even a second of contact, just a hint of a touch that didn't send butterflies fluttering around in your stomach or turn your vision pink behind the blindfold. Just a brush, there for a moment and gone right away. If each of the guys kept it that brief, you'd have no trouble working your way through this and not break out in a love panic. Relieved, you exhaled a breath held far too long, relaxed a little.

"Punz," you said with a firmness in your voice that made the man blow air out of his cheeks. "What? Even a fraction of a millisecond from a kiss is enough to let me taste those white claws you drink. Next."

Places were switched, Punz dropped down next to you on the couch and someone else squatted in front of you. The next set of lips was softer, sticky from a recently applied and cherry tasting chapstick you had seen in the hand of one of the guys just a few minutes ago, but before you could respond the person burst into a series of uncontrollable giggles that -even if you had guessed wrong- would have removed any doubt you had one hundred percent. 

The giggle was infectious and rolled over you a wave of complete relaxation about the whole situation, making you shake your head in laughter. "Karl! Of course I recognize you when you laugh!"

"Well great," Punz complained with a smile in his voice from your side "Now you've given them a point"

"And I thank you very much" you grinned, wiping away the remains of his chapstick with the back of your hand. Karl stood back up, his hands propped on your knees. You really could have recognized him without the laughter, already today he had pressed a kiss on your cheeks twice on the stream and once met your mouth, which fortunately the camera hadn't caught. 

You prepared yourself for the next kiss, the next one had a 50/50 chance of being Foolish and although you hoped he might not be up for such a game and drop out at short notice, you could feel the excited shiver that traveled over your entire body at the presence of either Foolish or Sapnap in front of you. It was six tense seconds of the person in front of you resting, taking time to lean down, and you felt a hot breath hit your face. You heard a heavy swallow, a hitched breath, and you felt the heat creep up the back of your neck. Just as you opened your mouth slightly to make a joke, the person bridged the last few inches and his lips met yours, open and hot. Your eyes fluttered shut behind the blindfold as the sensations swept over you and overwhelmed you. You knew instantly who just kissed you, whose lips were so perfect on yours that they had to be meant for each other, and you took a shaky breath into the kiss. A single word, a single name, your whole world

"Foolish"

He didn't break away from you right away, but remained in front of you for a moment, his lips hovering over yours, that you still felt every breath. And then he kissed you a second time, a brief peck that you tried to chase, knowing you would never again experience a kiss as sweet and real as this one, because no one would make you feel the way Foolish did. 

You had won the game, but you still felt like a loser as you slowly took off the blindfold and couldn't even look in Foolish's direction without feeling a pang in your chest. 

The rest of the evening was a blur, quickly passing games and conversations that could have actually been a wonderful distraction from what was to come as the night drew ever closer. 

Because of course, it was today of all days that Quackity arrived and you had naturally agreed to have no problem sharing a bed with Foolish. Before the kiss you had had no problem, before the kiss you were happy to have sleepover parties with one of your friends who was also your crush but mostly your friend.

After the kiss, your heart's priorities had changed a bit. 

You excused yourself earlier than the others, hoping to fall asleep before Foolish decided to go to bed. As fate would crucially have it, you had just sat down on the bed and were about to turn off the bedside lamp light when there was a knock on the door and Foolish came into the room at your hesitant "yes." 

"Are you okay?" he asked and you wanted to cry out in frustration at his loving care, instead you just nodded. Foolish stepped further into the room until he sat down at the edge of the bed. You continued to avoid his gaze, suddenly all the lint on your sleeping top was much more interesting. "(y/n)", Foolish began and your grip around the hem of your shirt tightened, nails digging into the fabric "I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable with the kiss"

"What?" your gaze shot up from a particularly attention grabbing piece of fluff to Foolish whose dark eyes were on you "You didn't make me uncomfortable, how come-"

"So that kiss didn't change anything for you?" asked Foolish, and you swore the earth shook under his words. 

"No," you lied under bated breath, your voice no louder than a whisper that let your lie fill the silent room. You couldn't tell him the truth, you valued your friendship too much for that, even if it seemed to be on the brink right now, for a shadow flitted across Foolish's serious gaze.

Then he leaned closer. "If it hasn't changed anything, then surely I can repeat it."

The earth shook, time stood still, and the angels in heaven sang praises as Foolish kissed you, again, without blindfold, without any games. There was no excuse as to why you welcomed his kiss, other than pure desire to surrender to the feelings ripping you off your feet and surrender to him. As much as you wanted to keep your eyes open and see that it was really Foolish who just kissed you with everything he had, when he climbed onto the bed and leaned over you they fluttered shut and you let him gently press you against the pillows. You were drunk on his lips, addicted within seconds to them and the way they fit perfectly on yours. Foolish's hands gripping the back of your neck knocked down every wall around your heart, crumbling the protection between you and your feelings, and you gave up trying to ignore them. One of his hands ran over your shoulder, down your chest and to your heart, resting over the rapid pounding against your ribcage as he pulled your head closer with his other hand on your neck. There was not an inch between you, no room for denying what you both felt, no more room to run away from each other.

There was no game, no guessing whose lips belonged to whom, and yet Foolish kissed you as if he was desperate to prove to you that it was because of him that stars danced in front of your closed eyelids and tears of joy welled up in your eyes. 

The feeling of his body on yours, his one leg between yours and his chest against yours, was crushing and grounding, his smell -his perfume, his shaving cream and just him- real and no longer a part of your fantasy, your hope. 

You raised your hands, burying your fingers in his long black hair, and Foolish inhaled sharp into the kiss. Finally you managed to open your eyes, (e/c) met a dark brown, almost black and in them love.

[bbimsz]

⌗ HOW THEY MET YOU!

pairings : cc!dream, cc!georgenotfound, cc!sapnap, cc!punz, and corpse husband x reader (separate)

pronouns : you/yours (2nd person pov)

warning(s) : swearing (in dream’s pt.)

notes : first headcanon :o

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DREAM.

dream met you from george

he melted and smiled so much that his face hurt when he heard your voice , it was like sweet , sweet like honey (derivakat reference i guess)

everytime you were online he would text you to join call with him

he would sleep on call with you because of timezones and he misses you ofc :(

when dream was moody and you eventually join the call , dream is no longer moody because of you

“just shut the fuck up george.” dream exclaimed .

“but dream-” george got cut of by a ding from the call , meaning that someone joined the call .

“hi dream and george!” you greeted in a chirpy voice .

“hi y/n” dream’s voice softened at your appearance in the call .

in conclusion , dream is very much a simp for you ,, and that includes his feelings for you too :)

GEORGENOTFOUND.

george met you when you moved in the house beside his .

at first he didn’t care that someone moved in the neighborhood .

but when he saw you , oh gosh he was shocked to see a beautiful person , y/n (you people are pretty :) )

when george went to the park for the first time in months , as a gamer he just doesn’t get out the house unless it is school .

he bumped into you on accident , you both apologize over and over until it died down .

but he was so confident enough to introduce himself . ( :o confident george)

“uhm let me introduce myself , i am george like peppa pig’s brother haha..” george trailed off at the end of his introduction , mentally regreting about him saying “peppa pig’s brother” .

“hi george !! i’m y/n , it’s so nice to meet you.” you sweet voice clearly melted george .

both of you spend the day getting to know each other and had fun with each other . great day for both of you :D

SAPNAP.

he met you from dream (ofc)

sapnap would always do anything for you , playing minecraft with you? yes . sleep call? yes when someone talks badly about you? he will defend you and hate that person because he is a simp .

would always whine to dream and george that he misses you and wants you in the call .

when he has a bad day , he would call you because .. just your voice and everything about you makes him happy ☹️

when sapnap plays minecraft with you , he would always have screenshots of you crouching together . (sapnap:( /pos )

dream and george will whine about sapnap talking about you all the time . it gets annoying but they think it’s so cute . they both always say that sapnap is lovestruck but sapnap denies it .

PUNZ.

honestly from a discord server , he met you from a discord server.

he was in a vc , minding his own business . he heard a ding from discord and checked whatever it was.

then he saw a you in the call and you message

y/u/n hi , i hope im not bothering you . if i am i’ll leave the call , it’s just seems you look lonely so i gave you some company :)

the message made his day better and he responded with.

punz you’re not bothering me but it made my day better that someone is here so thank you :)

after that punz sent you a request and you accepted :D

and you both talked to introduce yourselves

in the end punz made a new friend other than his friends from munchymc c:

CORPSE HUSBAND.

he met you by a youtube video , your youtube video

he really liked your content and started to follow all your social media acc

but one day he gained the courage to dm you. yes, dm.

surprisingly you replied and the both of you had a full conversation and he got your discord tag

you always send good morning and good night dm’s and he appreciates that :)

eventually you both exchange numbers and call a lot :]

he always comes to you when he feels down and you comfort him with your assuring words. that made him feel much better after that :)

© bbimsz 2022. all rights reserved.

[pandas-nsfw]

Boys with a chubby y/n

Request: hi are you ok with me asking for a reaction thing with a black chubby y/n?

*Friendly reminder this is with their Minecraft personas! I don't write about CCs.

Read rules before requesting~°♪

Note: No pronouns used. GN reader.

IMPORTANT: Skin tones or Religions, as I say on my rules, can't be chosen for Y/n's since I try to let any type of reader feel represented on the scenarios. I will do half of this request, which will be the chubby y/n part.

——————— 𝐴𝑖𝑘𝑒-𝐷𝐵𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦-𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 ——————————————

Dream 🧫

• This man loves your body, specially to rest his head on your body. And being able to kiss more of you??? This man is on his knees worshiping you.

• He makes you sit on his lap whenever he's just resting or planning how to control the server again.

• If someone disrespects your body, he will take them to their own limbo.

• On the sex aspect, he loves having you riling him, watching you bounce on him while he watches your face full of pleasure.

• He will also lay you down on any surface or having you riling his face just to eat you out.

• 👏Definitely👏Slaps👏Your👏Ass👏

• Buys/steals lots of lingerie for you, and to took it off from you. Or to fuck you with it on.

Sapnap 🔥

• What can I say? We all know this man would love the fuck of a chubby partner. There just is more to give love too.

• Slaps/Grabs your ass anytime he pases by your side.

• When it comes to sex, he loves to have you in any form, but specially having you on his lap, or fucking your tights.

• Talking about tights, he is always grabbing them and smacking them.

• He marks all of your body, specially marking your ass with his bites.

• Oh yeah, another one that loves to give you head in any surface.

Georgenotfound ❄️

• Man is happy with you, in any type of body type.

• Loves sleeping over you, using your belly or your tights as a pillow.

• A lot of cock-warming, but loves fucking you from behind, having you on your knees with your mouth covered by the pillows.

• If you try to brat on him, he will baby you down to a subby.

• He doesn't do head jobs often, but will give you hand jobs as much as you horny body desires.

Karl Jacobs 🌆

• Adores everything of you.

• Takes naps on your lap, also plays with your tights.

• Adores seeing you on missionary, loves watching all your body and how you react to it.

• Smacks your tights when he cans, loves your reactions.

• Loves👏To👏Give👏You👏Head👏.

Punz 🌹

[Since C!Punz has no reproductive organs and no gender, I'll use C!Punz's HC as a male.]

• Man adores your body, he worships you.

• Marks? Dear you better bet on it.

• Loves fucking you on doggy style, mostly because he can slap your ass and your tights.

• Accepts to give you head if you're railing his face. Man do be a box of surprises.

Eret 🌺

[I'm aware both C!Eret/Eret uses all pronouns, but I'll use just one set of pronouns for each scenario with C!Eret to prevent confusions.]

• He absolutely adores you and your body. Leaves multiple marks of his hands in your waist and chest.

• He won't let you get out of his lap. That's it. Period.

• Fan of reverse cowboy, or having ride his tongue.

• Your tights??? They're his now. Good luck.

• Loves giving you head, and adores when you let him fuck your tights.

• His highness is a little bit of a simp sometimes <3

——————— 𝐴𝑖𝑘𝑒-𝐷𝐵𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦-𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 ——————————————

*Hope you enjoyed! And sorry for uploading so late- I had some complications. Feel free to request!

[fandomspov]

･ ﾟ𖡼 ︎ִֶָ⁀➷

OUR LITTLE SECRET | punz

「 sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ 」 ଽ you and luke having a secret relationship.

「 ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs 」 ଽ fluff ; swearing ; gn! reader ; y/s/n - your ship name.

「 ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ 」 ଽ 1k .

➪ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ's ɴᴏᴛᴇs ❝ hi loves, please don't steal my work and if you repost it make sure to give credits. interacting with the post means A LOT to me so if you liked it yk what to do <3 requests are always open ❞

AT first you didn't think much of it, just glances here and there, you didn't know him that well after all. it all started with sapnap inviting you over to his house, his reason was that he will be streaming with nolan, karl and luke. you weren't doing anything special that day besides binge-watching avengers so why not?

"y/n you're finally here" sap welcomed you at the door, pulling you into his arms "of course i am" the smile never leaving your faces, he has been your best friend for ages, even though people shipped you two together. it was never like that.

"guys! y/n's here" he exclaimed through the house, soon footsteps could be heard running down the stairs "y/n/n" karl grinned letting you hug him "you act like we haven't seen each other for ages" "it's literally been ages" he complained making you chuckle "so 2 days ago is ages, got it"

you also pulled nolan into a small hug before getting to luke "hi" you smiled, he only gave you a small smirk with a "hey". you went in to hug him so it wouldn't be strange while the others spread around the house. you giggled taking him by surprise "what's funny?"

"it's just so fucking awkward, i'm sorry" you pointed out, pulling away from his arms "you're right" luke chuckled resting his hands into the pocket of the hoodie.

there was a long pause of comfortable silence, it took a minute for you to realise the situation you were in: standing in front of the door staring at each other. "yeah, i'm gonna go" you declared making him step from your way "yeah, me too" you only nodded your head and went separate ways

"you're so crushing on him" sap laughed before taking a sip from his drink "no i'm not, what are you talking about" apparently playing it off with a laugh wasn't enough to convince him "come on y/n you both like each other, so why not just go for it" "he likes me?"

sap only nodded his head "you didn't know?" he was in shock, i mean, it was obvious luke liked you. you shook your head 'no' with an unpuzzled look on your face "then you're both clearly blind, anyways let's go we should start streaming" sap informed making his way to his room leaving you standing in utter shock

"oh shut up, it's not like that" punz chuckled at noah who just made a comment about him and you getting clingy "we're just friends" that made noah laugh

of course you weren't just friends it was so obvious there was something more, at least to others. "yeah sure, like i'm gonna believe that bullshit" luke just moaned in frustration, running a hand through his hair.

they were playing minecraft while reacting to media share and so that's where the whole conversation started. someone sent in an edit of the two of you together "believe what you want; me and y/n are just friends, hear that everybody?" punz pointed to the screen in front of him

"you're such a simp it's embarrassing" foolish giggled at luke's attempt to convince people, it was not working. no one believed it but he liked to pretend that they did.

after some time passed they decided that was it for the day and end the stream, luke went straight for the bed, wanting nothing but sleep. he opened his closet and quickly changed into a comfortable shirt and went under the covers.

"you didn't have to wait for me, you know that right?" he smiled "you know i always do" you spoke with a soft tone letting him wrap his arms around you. his head fell onto your chest allowing you to play with his hair

it's been some time since your relationship has been a secret, because of all the people shipping you with sap you couldn't risk anyone getting hate so you decided to keep it a secret till you're both ready to come out and people chilled with the shipping, the only people knowing of you are the ones in your life like family and friends.

his hair was really soft, he loved when you played with it because it made him relax and loosen up a little. "i could stay like this forever" punz remarked making you grin "yeah, me too" you snuggled closer into him letting your eyes close to the sound of his soft snores.

and with that a few days passed, days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months and you finally felt like you could tell everyone that you were together. the day you told luke about your decision was the day that you told your fans.

punz couldn't be happier that he could finally hold and kiss you in public or praise you on the internet, you both announced it by posting pictures together on instagram with a cute caption revealing the truth.

it was the first stream after coming out about your relationship, the first stream you could be together and not hide the fact that you did love each other "guys stop spamming y/s/n"

you and luke giggled at the chat. you were happy they were supportive of it. it could've gotten worse. you could've gotten hated on for it and you would lose your fans, but none of that happened thankfully.

[grace122]

loki is back simping for Foolish yet again 😎 (this man could do anything he wants to me-)

how would Foolish react with a bratty reader? my thoughts is he’d just be a complete tease, get them real worked up 😳 and then make their throat hoarse from screaming his name-

i’m LIVING for your brainrot please continue sending them but anyways i think foolish would ignore them to see how far they will go to piss him off, let’s say you’ve finally had enough of him ignoring you “fine i’ll just go text punz, i bet he’ll fuck me better too” and with that you take off RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE because he is on your ass so quick grabbing you before you can get to the bathroom where you were going to lock yourself inside “yeah? you wanna bring punz into it huh?” he growls in your ear dragging you back to his room

✨time skip✨

you were now full on sobbing as foolish pounds you into his bed “who owns you huh? who owns this pussy?” he says giving a swift slap to your clit causing you to yelp loudly “y-you!” “who?” “you!” “say my fucking name” “a-ah foolish!” your legs are now shaking threatening to have your whole body collapse and he must have noticed it because in only a few seconds you were flipped on your back with him still inside you, you continue to moan and sob until your throat is sore and foolish is satisfied. Afterwards you lay cuddled in his arms “you know i didn’t mean that stuff about punz right” you ask causing him to just chuckle “i know, you just gave me an excuse to remind you who you belong to:)”

[cloudswritingcornerarchived]

You gotta do something with boomer where he’s “simping for punz” and punz is getting upset and he’s like “stfu you simp for y/n” and sam is there like “ohhhhh shit”

I had so much fun with this request! I changed it a little bit, hope you don’t mind my interpretation of it!!

Mario Kart Squabbles

CC! Boomerna x Reader

Word Count: Little over 1.5k words

Summary: You’re playing Mario Kart with a group of friends (Boomer, Gumi, Punz, Sam, Sneeg, etc.) and it gets a little heated.

They/ them pronouns are used for reader

TWs: a few swears, playful banter/ yelling (caps)

Important: I’ve moved blogs, I’m over @cloudslostlibrary now :) hope to see you all there!

You weren’t one for streaming. You had tried it of course, but it ended up just not really being something you enjoyed doing often. But since many of your friends were streamers, you regularly made appearances on their various streams. One person you streamed with a lot was Punz. He had been a close friend of yours for years, even before he started streaming. You tried your best to keep up with him. No matter what game you were playing, you wanted to at least try to beat him, even if it wasn’t plausible. So, when he asked you to join a Mario Kart lobby it wasn’t much different.

“I’ve never played Mario Kart before.” You informed Punz over your discord call.

“Okay,” He mumbled, distracted by his game of Valorant. “You’ll learn it. It’s not that hard.”

“I don’t know Punz, I might have stuff I need to do, when would it be?”

“Uh, like ten pm-ish tomorrow night?” Pun smirked as he thought of an idea to get you on board. “Oh, and I’m pretty sure Boomer’s going to be there.”

“Really??” You asked, a little too excitedly, coughing to try and cover it, “I mean I guess I’ll have the time to play a few rounds-”

Punz laughed at your obvious crush, “But since you don’t know how to play we can run a few practice rounds tomorrow while we wait for everyone to show up.”

“Sounds great, I need to head to sleep though, goodnight!”

“Goodnight Y/n!” Punz responded, almost getting cut off when you left the discord call.

A smile spread across your face when you thought of how you would get to play a few games with Boomer, it wasn’t often you were both invited to the same event. Even less often that you guys actually got to interact and Punz knew that.

You decided you would actually go to sleep like you said you were going to, taking a quick shower first and then hopping into your bed and falling asleep.

When you woke up you were smiling thinking about your plans for the day. The hours went by fast waiting for Punz to set up the lobby. Around 9:00pm your phone buzzed with a discord message.

“Hey a few of us are playing a warmup round, get in here idiot” You read the text from Punz right as a Twitch notification popped up on your phone, notifying you that he went live.

“Alright, who’s doing the warmup round?” You asked, placing your phone on your desk as you sat down to launch everything you needed to play, setting up your switch while you were at it.

“It’s just me, you, Sam, and Boomer for now”

“Omw” You quickly responded before joining the live vc.

“That was quick-” Punz chuckled when he saw you enter the voice channel, “what, you excited for something?”

“Wouldn’t want to miss the warmup rounds!” You lamely exclaimed, cringing at your obvious lying.

“Mhhm, I’m sure.”

It wasn’t long before Sam and Boomer joined as well. Both of the boys were streaming so you pulled up Boomer’s stream. He was yelling some nonsense at his chat about how he was the best and how he was going to win all of the races.

“They don’t stand a chance Chat, trust me!” He looked into the camera and you blushed.

“Earth to Y/n!” Punz yelled, gaining your attention.

“Yup, what’s up?” You answered, turning your phone off to pay attention.

“What are you doing? We’re about to start the race.”

“Oh, nothing!” Punz hummed an unbelieving tone as you selected a random map to play on.

“Ready to lose Punz?” Boomer taunted, revving his character’s engine.

“In your dreams.”

The race commenced and you and Sam couldn’t seem to manage to stay on the road, much less actually get anywhere at a significant pace. At this point it was more of a race between Punz and Boomer, which they made very obvious.

“Hey Boomer, how does my dust taste?” Punz asked sarcastically.

“I wouldn’t know man,” Boomer responded as he overtook Punz.

“Oh shit!” Punz yelled in frustration as he fell off the map, securing himself second place behind Boomer.

“What are you distracted driving? You on your phone or something dawg?” Boomer laughed as he poked fun at his friend.

“You were literally just texting me simping for Y/n actually shut the fuck up.” Punz admitted agitated as the scoreboard showed up with him in second.

“WOAH THERE’S NO NEED FOR ALL THAT NOW!” Boomer yells down his mic.

“Punz Y/n is so pretty,” Punz started reading off the pair’s texts much to Boomer’s dismay.

“LALALALALALA!” Boomer yelled to try and cover up Punz leaking his texts, although the point had already gotten across.

“Punz, Punz, Y/n is going to be playing Mario Kart with us today I’m so NERVOUS!”

“Ohhhh shit!” Sam chimed in as you and him burst into laughter.

“Let’s take a bathroom break before we invite the rest to actually play yeah?” Sam suggested.

“Sounds good, I’ll be back.” You added, muting yourself on discord and pulling up Boomer’s stream on your computer.

“CHAT, CHAT,” Boomer desperately yelled, “It’s not what it looks like, I don’t simp for Y/n!”

You gasped sarcastically before typing in his stream chat, “What do you mean you don’t simp for Y/n peeposadge”

You saw them read the message as it flew through chat a few seconds later, Chat erupting into chaos with your response.

“Well, uh- I” Boomer tripped over his words with furrowed brows, “Chat?? What do I do here??”

They looked to read chat for advice, spotting a message and reading it out loud, “I tell them I have a crush on them? GUYS I don’t want them to know! What if they don’t like me back?”

“Boomer, I’ve got something to tell you…” You typed into chat, watching Boomer scramble before you closed the tab and reentered the vc.

Boomer noticed this and joined it as well.

“Hey guys, I’m back.” You announced to your friends enthusiastically.

“Hey Y/n!” Gumi exclaimed.

“Hey, Gumi!”

“You took an awfully long time in there Y/n did you fall in or something?” Punz asked you before taking a swig of his drink.

“Oh, yeah I did my bad.”

You laughed and moved on from the subject, greeting all the others in the vc except Boomer. Boomer’s confusion was very evident on his face, not that you could see it but you could definitely hear it when they spoke.

“Y/n?” Boomer asked, kind of just letting his words fall out rather than saying them.

“What’s up?” You tried your best to hold in your laugh, couldn’t let him on to you of course.

“What- what were you going to tell me??” He questioned.

“What do you mean?” The silence in the discord call was very entertaining to you for some reason, it felt as though everyone was on the edge of their seats for this interaction.

“You came into my chat and said you had something to tell me?”

“No… I don’t remember doing that…” You played dumb, pulling up his muted stream on your phone to watch his reaction.

Punz caught on and decided to jump in on the fun, “I’m going to be honest man, I’ve known Y/n for a while and that just doesn’t seem like something they would do.”

“Wow Boomer, are you imagining talking to Y/n?” Gumi piled on, “Kinda weird…”

“Yeah man, kind of weird.” You said letting a small laugh slip at the end, hoping no one caught it.

You checked his stream again and looked at the chat, they were all spamming, faking amnesia to the situation that had happened minutes prior simply to throw off their streamer.

“Guys! You’re supposed to be on my side, you bunch of idiots! Worst wingmen ever.” Boomer berated his chat.

You smiled wide and moved on to playing the game, instead of Boomer.

Once Sneeg joined, Punz was rightfully put in his place. Sneeg succeeded in winning first place in every race with almost no trouble. Sometimes he would even lap the last placer, which was usually you if we’re being honest.

After the games everyone said their goodbyes and went their separate ways. You shut off your computer and grabbed your phone before throwing yourself into your bed to relax. Your phone was blowing up. Curious, you opened it to find the source only for it to be god forsaken twitter. It seemed like every other tweet was about you and Boomer.

You decided they had been put through enough tonight and opened discord to shoot him a text.

“Sooo, would you want to go on a minecraft date later or something...?” You sent the message and starting giggling when Boomer immediately responded with a string of “yes”s.

“It’s a date then.” You sent the text before closing your phone and dozing off to a much needed sleep.

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[dreamcatcherrs]

can u do streamers with a plus size reader? ty i love ur fics ♡

+ reminder! every body type is beautiful in its own way, and I’m sure that all of the mcyts would want to date a person of any size! hope you enjoy<3

++ I also added a couple of insecurities that are common for a lot of people cause I felt like it ^-^

dating a plus size reader; mcyt x reader

dream:

dream is an absolute softie for you

he will literally carry you anywhere you go

even if you insist for him not to

he just lifts you up into his arms and runs off with you

as I’ve mentioned before, he loves squishy places of the body

especially the booty ;)

so expect a lot of grabbing whenever he’s near you (with your consent, of course)

always tells you how amazing you look

even if you’re only wearing sweatpants and a basic tee and feel like absolute shit

and he would definitely have you pose for pictures of his merch

georgenotfound:

he loves resting his head on you

uses your chest as his personal pillow

he thinks it’s absolutely crazy how you’re able to make every outfit look good

like, you could wear a plastic bag and still look like a model to him

you two go out to eat fast food at the most random times

some days midnight, some days at 5am

admires your confidence

sapnap:

THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS

he loves your thighs sooo much and always has his hands (or eyes) on them

he almost holds your thigh more than your hand

and he just thinks you’re so gorgeous and can’t believe he can call you his

but when he finds out you don’t think so, his mind is blown

like... what?

are you blind????

he tells you how “you’re so fucking hot” every day until you start thinking so yourself

badboyhalo:

loves baking cakes with you

and makes sure you’re always well fed

he absolutely adores your stretch marks!

he loves just tracing his fingers over the lines

following them around with his fingertips

and gets very focused about it to a point where he stops listening to you talk

he makes sure you never feel down about something as natural as stretch marks

and makes sure to kiss every place you're insecure about

technoblade:

techno literally doesn't care what you look like

he only cares if you're happy, cause he really hates seeing you sad

especially when he can't do anything about it

so when he catches you one day looking at yourself in the mirror with a look of disgust 

his heart crumbles in his chest

sits you down to talk about it

and gets more touchy afterwards along with spurring out compliments more often

wilbur soot:

wilby is also a big sucker for thighs

he’s not super grabby, but he gets his point across;

that he absolutely loves every part of your body

to be honest, like techno, I see wilbur as someone who literally does not care what you look like

if he likes you, he’ll love the way you look either way

he is very appreciative of soft, fleshy parts of your body

that he can just cling onto when he wants

jschlatt:

fuck, does schlatt love to have you on his lap

like he might not come across as someone who’s cuddly

but I’m telling you

he is super cuddly

he just wants someone to hold and to be held by

he needs that physical touch and he just can't seem to keep his hands off of you

he’ll tell you “you look so stupid right now”, laugh, and then give you a big ol’ bear hug

jokes aside, he makes sure you know just how dizzyingly beautiful you look 24/7

corpse husband:

fishnets, legs, fishnets, legs

even if you don't like wearing fishnets, he’s just all; legs, grab, thighs, squish

no but seriously he loves your legs so much

they just catch his attention and immediately make him go soft

without you doing anything you’ll just hear him giggle at you

and then realise he’d been looking at you for a hot minute, just taking in how absolutely stunning you look

and he doesn't fail to let you know that :)

karl jacobs:

like wilbur, I think he just genuinely doesn't care and loves you regardless of what you look like

we all know that karl’s way of showing affection is through touch

so he loves cuddling up to you

using your chest as a pillow and engulfing you in his arms

and he’ll be whining within a second if you even a much as try to move away from him

something he doesn't realise he does, but you do, is that he will just randomly hold on tight to a certain part of your body

even if you're just talking

his hands will be on you without him even noticing

and it’s really cute

skeppy:

I’ve mentioned this before, but I think that skeppy really likes the way skirts look on you

or tight-fitting jeans

anything that compliments your body, really

though he does like the way you look without any clothes on

anyways, he fucking loves your body so much

and any person who thinks differently is not his friend

he’s always hugging you

or brushing his knuckles over your arms lovingly

small touches are his forté

fundy:

he can never seem to keep his eyes off of you

no matter how hard he tries, you’re just too gorgeous

isn’t the touchiest of the boys, but when he’s in the need for some physical touch, he’s very obvious about it

will start off by holding your hand

and then maybe move onto hugging you from behind

comes off pretty clingy once he needs that love and affection

he just loves touching you; maybe cause your skin is soft? he’ll never tell you (it’s his little secret)

quackity:

MMMME GUSTAAA

he looooooves loves loves  how, and I quote, “thicc you are”

and he gets so clingy, too

makes grabby hands at you if he needs to to catch your attention

and definitely, without a doubt, uses your chest as his personal pillow

he’s also a squisher

your thigh’s kinda become his little stress toy

alex will fully commit to being a complete simp for you - he does not care at this point

can get blushy sometimes when he catches himself looking at you for too long

punz:

if you thought that sapnap would be wild when it comes to thighs, let me introduce you to this man

luke is a massive sucker for some thick thighs

and don't even get me started on the flesh on your hips

he lowkey has an addiction to constantly keeping his hands on there, but it’s not like you mind

it’s like his hands are glued onto you sometimes

holding on tightly or gently, doesn't matter

and sometimes he’ll even get lost in the way his fingers dig into your skin

can't fathom the fact that you're all his

awesamdude:

sam is literally the cutest🥺

gives you compliments all the time

and literally always has a hand on you to gently caress your skin

and he is always gentle with his touches

and I mean always

drawing circles onto your back or arm using his thumb

placing small kisses on your temple

he always posts pictures of you on his instagram and twitter

has like one or two pictures of himself, and the rest are of you :]

slimecicle:

literally smothers you with love and affection

he loves the little dents in your thighs from cellulite

finds it sooo attractive

loves to trace his fingers over the dents

notices immediately if there are changes in your eating habits

and will confront you the second he notices cause he can't bare the thought of you eating less than usual

makes sure it never happens again

eret:

they have a special seat for you right on his lap

if you were comfortable with it she’d love for you to sit with them in his streams

SHOWERS you with compliments

constantly

and leaves trails of kisses everywhere

even if you whine about it being too much or distracting you

he ignores it and continues

can't believe she’s ended up with such a god/dess as you

jack manifold:

jack was completely shocked when he found out you were insecure about your body

what was there to be insecure about?

to his eyes you were completely perfect, and he just couldn’t understand how… you couldn’t see that?

makes sure you now how absolutely stunning you are

can't help but to show you off to everyone (he is a leo after all)

and also let’s his hands roam all over you - with your consent, of course!

adores you so much

tommy:

tommy had seriously never thought of it before you’d said that you didn’t want a piece of cake after he asked

and he goes; why?????

and you’re like; I shouldn't eat it

and he’s even more ???

doesn't know what why or when you decided you “shouldn't” do something as normal as eating

it’s so very obvious how soft he is for you when it’s just the two of you

and even succumbs to his soft side in front of others if he gets too caught up in your beauty

tubbo:

tubbo just… doesn't care

like, at all

but of course he notices the absolute beauty of you, and will simp for you

doesn't shower you with compliments, but gives subtle signs

a common one is squeezing your hand

or calling you cute or adorable

brushing a strand of hair out of your face

simplicity is his thing

ranboo:

lots of hugsss

unintentionally squeezes too hard so you have to tap his shoulder 

and he just giggles

he likes resting his head on practically any part of your body

cause you're so comfy

wants to constantly fondle you in his arms

he’s become so used to clinging to you, it’s just by instinct at this point

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[mt-words]

Can we get some dream smp fandom positivity posts? As someone who posts mostly analysis and has never once had someone say anything rude in response, I think we perceive the fanbase as more toxic than it is because of a few outspoken individuals. Y'all are pretty chill and I like you.

In no particular order-

I love that Eret’s fans come up with such cool theories, I swear she could give you two sentences of lore and I could see three five page essays on what it could mean about their character within an hour and each of them is unique, intricate, and makes logical sense.

I love the compilations Foolish fans make of him doing ridiculous things on stream, he’s a fun guy that never fails to make me laugh and everything I see from them embodies that energy to me.

I love how creative Hannah’s fans are, you take the awesome ideas she has and turn them into the most amazing designs and concepts.

I love that Techno’s fans might write a ten page essay about his character or just say they enjoy watching him do crime, and you never know which it will be because both come from the same people.

I love how Philza’s fans embrace everything he does with so much enthusiasm. His chat is a flock of crows? Excellent, they can work with that, you will see fifty incredible pieces of art and a hundred theories in the first hour and they’re just getting started.

I love that Niki’s fans are so careful to pay attention and not miss any details. It has been ages and I still see occasional mentions and theories about the “Dear Friend” letter.

I love that Fundy’s fans are very empathetic, they love to find and elaborate on the connections between characters and that’s pretty cool!

I love Tommy’s fans for their energy. They seem passionate about making things right and hopeful that no matter what your situation is things can get better. I’ve seen so many breathtakingly emotional art pieces from this side of the fandom.

I love that George’s fans unapologetically simp for him but then catch me off guard by making deep insights about his character.

I love how Bad’s fans are as genuinely sweet as he is, they’re willing to really look at everything that makes up a character and see the tragedy of it and have compassion about things. And some just want to see an egg rule the server, c'mon, it would be funny.

I love the running gag with Skeppy fans of making Skeppy critical posts, y’all are hilarious.

I love how Purpled fans play up his lack of lore as him being an incredibly powerful cryptid, and they’re right. He totally carried the wither fight on Nov 16th.

I love the balance Quackity fans have between a love of humor, justice, and darker topics. I think like Quackity they are often underestimated and thought of as the jokester side of the fandom to an extent, and then I start reading things they write and it’s well thought out and insightful.

I love that Tubbo’s fans love chaos, cute things, or both to an unhealthy extent. Seeing anything from them reminds me of princess unikitty in all the best ways, and then they turn around and throw a super in depth meaningful analysis at me in the next breath.

I love everything about Sapnap’s fans. Y'all are perfect. The writing and art from the born in fire line? Gold.

I love how Jschlatt fans are generally chill and just enjoy whatever they want to. Their favorite Manburg president was the one who publicly executed his right hand man and gave Dream a resurrection book for firepower, and he looked good doing it.

I love that Callahan has fans. You people are dedicated and I respect it. The fact that Callahan was one of the first names to pop up when everyone was trying to figure out who Harpocrates was even though he rarely involves himself with plot? Your influence knows no bounds.

I love that Alyssa’s fans are simply too powerful. She hasn’t played on the smp since way before I started watching and there are still people defending her barn and drawing pictures of her.

I love that Antfrost’s fans have taken so many ideas and just ran with them and made them awesome. Like him practicing magic? Perfect, he now carries potions and gets a wizard hat.

I love that Dream fans look at a character who has been portrayed as pure evil from many points of view and understand that Everyone has motives based on their situation, even if it isn’t handed to us in an easily understood way.

I love how Jack’s fans are so ready to support any action he takes. Crawling out of hell? Incredible. Killing a child? Good for him! Go team Rocket. Grieving the same child? Learning healthy coping, he’s the coolest.

I love that Connor eats Pants fans are the most reasonable people in this fandom. This is terrifying. Thank you for your service, you always make me smile.

I love that Punz fans unapologetically just love their capitalist mercenary. As they should, his presence always tips the scales and everything he does brings more depth to the characters and plots he interacts with.

I love how much Ranboo fans love complexity. Most of them aren’t afraid to admit that their favorite characters are flawed, because aren’t those flaws what make them interesting and relatable?

I love the variety of Hbomb fans. Half of them may be embracing the cat maid bit while the other half goes on about how impactful and cool L’cast is, but they’re all super chill.

I appreciate that Puffy fans take the time to understand so many perspectives. So many posts I see involving her tie in lore from other characters and find interesting ways to connect them and build them together, kind of like Puffy herself.

I love that Wilbur fans seem to approach the story like they’re solving a puzzle, carefully piecing together details from months apart to figure out how and why everything goes down.

I love how hard Ponk fans work to spread awareness of how awesome he is. Ponk says and does wonderful things and is very fun to watch. I never would have tried his content without them.

I love that Karl fans saw him wanting to be involved and started coming up with such cool ideas around his character that they actually made them canon. Correct me if I’m wrong, wasn’t the time traveler thing a fan theory at first?

I love the creativity Sam fans have with his design and their willingness to discuss complex moral issues. Sam is involved in some heavy lore stuff but he and his fans keep things entertaining and calm.

I’m sure I missed some things, please feel free to add on!

[modx-reborn]

MODX HEAR ME OUT, MY BRAIN JUST PROCESS SOMETHING. OKOK SO imagine you and punz being best friend and then one day he flirts with you as a joke and he means nothing but to just tease you playfully but as punz tease you playfully Sam was there so like maybe that night Sam just like fucks you to prove that you're his HAKSBFMGNKSNDJFNF im simping too much

Ooooh hell yeah! But make it a deliberate act of 'hey let's piss the warden off!'

Your friendship with punz was one that seemed so odd, the man who would do anything for money and was a known lackie of dreams was one of your best friends and one of the few people on the server to know where you actually lived rather than following along with the rumour that you lived in Hbombs old room in Erets castle. Sure your days with the mercenary were usually messy sparing sessions or bitting jabs passed back and forth, but something was different today, something that probably had to do with the creeper hybrid lounging nearby.

The usual barbs traded for a whisper of 'Wanna make sam mad?' conspiring and muttering to each other as you made your way back over to where he lay, ignoring how Punz wrapped an arm around your waist as you walked, pulling you close as he kept whispering into your ear his plan. Even when standing before the warden he kept his arm around your waist, slipping little pet names you had never been called by him into his sentences, smiling in oblivious joy at how Sam was slowly fuming.

"You know they are so sweet, god if no one else scoops them up soon I just might have to sweep them off their feet again and show them real romance. Oh! Sam you wouldn't mind me keeping them out late? I know they're staying with you right now, and so you know..."

Neither of you were expecting how the moment punz moved to take you away from Sam, green hands were shooting out and pulling you from the mercenaries grasp.

The trek home was terse, filled with pings from your comms little messages you knew would be from punz, you had wanted to push Sam's button but neither of you had expected this sort of reaction some grumbling maybe, definitely some harsh glares but not this, you and punz woudl never be a thing, you had been there done that, had the marks and learned to let go and Sam knew that, but maybe just maybe you had gone too far this time.

Oh how right you were, the moment you were home there was no time for explanations only the feeling of the rough stone wall digging into your back as Sam looms over you, mask tossed somewhere behind him and laying forgotten the moment it was out of his hands. Being lifted and made to wrap your legs around his waist as he hisses smoke and words in your ears, making it clear just what you have gotten yourself into.

"Are you happy now? Pushed the buttons you wanted to push? Got it out of your system? Cause I sure hope you have, YOUR MINE, not his, not anyone's on this godforsaken server but mine. I think it's time they see my marks, see how you limp out of here in the morning, covered in my marks... Now be good, I'm giving you now to tap out or else your mine for the rest of the night like you always will be, all mine..."

[mirasolis]

My Star, Your Light

Punz x Reader

Tangled AU

Part Two

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This is just you and Punz thrown into the world of Tangled, as requested by @thequeenofuwu . We are both Punz simps, I know it.

This is going to be in several parts, and I will link each part when I finish them under here.

Part 1 Part 2

Enjoy!

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3rd POV…

Punz was slowly coming into consciousness when a sudden force shoved his head to the side. His eyes shot open and turned to see a rainbow—coloured sheep on his shoulder.

“What the?!” The sheep hopped off, walking to the shadows. Punz noticed that he was sitting in a chair, his movements restricted by…

“…Is this…hair?”

(Y/N) held the pan close to her, shuffling in the corner. “You…you can’t escape! I know what you want!”

“W-what?”

(Y/N) slowly emerged into the light, pan ready to knock out the man in front of her. “Who are you, and how did you find me?”

Punz just looked at the woman in wonder. Her hair was exceptionally long, being the length of her body several times over.

(Y/N) impatiently demanded an answer. “Who are you, and how did you find me?!”

Punz cleared his throat and declared, “I know not of who you are, nor how I came upon your home and you. But may I just say…Hi.” He smirked cockily. “How you doing? The name’s Punz.”

“Does anyone else know of my location, Punz?”

“Alright girlie-“

“(Y/N).”

“Right. Here’s the thing. I was in a predicament. Galavanting through the woods on an…adventure. I came across this tower and-hold on a damn minute?! Where is my satchel?!”

“Oh, that bag of yours? I’ve hidden it! And no matter where you look, you won’t find it!”

Punz looked around for a while, before settling his sights on a little decorative pot. “It’s in that pot, isn’t it?”

CLANG!

(Y/N) just knocked him out again, and hid the satchel elsewhere, and instructed Puffy to wake the mercenary again. Once again the sheep rammed into Punz’ head and woke him up. He shot up, startled, and glared at Puffy.

“Stop doing that,” he stated plainly.

“Now you can’t find it. So tell me what you want. Do you want my hair, to cut it? Sell it?” (Y/N) interrogated Punz.

“Why would I sell it?! Listen, the only thing I need to do with your hair, is get out of it!” Punz claimed.

(Y/N) looked at him, puzzled. “You, don’t want…my hair?”

“Why would I want your hair?! Look, all I did was find your tower, and climb it, that’s all!”

“For real?”

“YES!”

(Y/N) looked at him hesitantly, before picking up Puffy to discuss with her. “Well, this could be the perfect opportunity. Puffy, I know he’s a stranger, but this is my chance! I think he’s telling the truth, what choice do I have if I want to see the lights?”

She turned back to Punz. “Okay, Punz. I am prepared to negotiate with you.”

“Negotiate?”

“Something brought you here. Call it as you see it Punz. Fate, destiny…”

“A horse?” Punz deadpanned.

“But listen to me when I tell you this; You can tear this tower apart as much as you want. You are not finding that satchel without my help. So you are going to take me to see the special stars tomorrow night. After that, you return me. Then, and only then, will you get your little purse back at all.”

“Those stars are actually lanterns, and I can’t exactly do that. I am a mercenary that stole something from the kingdom, so arrest on site for me it is.”

“Lanterns! I knew it! And my deal still stands. Bring me to see the lanterns or you get nothing.”

Punz shook his head around. “Okay, you’ve forced my hand. I have been left with no choice.”

Punz hangs his head before lifting it dramatically, showing that he bit his lip slightly while looking at (Y/N) with hooded eyes, trying to give off a sexy smoulder. She wasn’t impressed.

Punz held his face while speaking. “This is…kind of an off day for me, I usually don’t have to do this to anyone…FINE, I’ll take you to see the lanterns.”

As soon as he said that, (Y/N) squealed excitedly and accidentally let Punz fall on his face. She apologized profusely, let him free, and he began descending the tower.

(Y/N) tied Puffy to her body securely, as she prepared her hair to jump down to the world below. She heard Punz call to her, but all she could focus on was the green ground below. Taking a deep breath, she leapt from the heights and dropped. She shut her eyes tightly, feeling the wind rush against her body, curling up, and then she stopped.

She opened one eye, and saw the ground so close beneath her bare feet. Cautiously, she pointed out one foot to touch the grass, feeling its ticklish caress on her feet. Giggling, she planted her feet firmly on the ground, setting Puffy down as well. She wriggled her feet between the grass, and began dancing around. She was free! She could finally go and see the lights!

(Y/N) then proceeded to give herself emotional whiplash, switching between being happy and being depressed over the fact that she would upset Dream. Fun times.

Punz, seeing this as a perfect chance to get the crown back, leapt in for the final strike. “You don’t want to ruin your brother-sister bond with your older sibling, don’t you? That’s way too precious! So, I return you to your tower, I get my satchel, you get a healthy family relationship, and everyone is happy again, yeah?”

“No! You are taking me to see those lanterns Punz! And I will use this,” (Y/N) said while raising her frying pan.

There was a rustling in the bushes, and she jumped on Punz’ back, frightened. “What is it? Ruffians? Thugs?!”

A rabbit hopped out of the bush. “Ahhh,” Punz exclaimed in a dead voice. “You seem to be frightened easily. So it is probably best to avoid the ruffians and thugs, ya know? Oh, it just occurred to me, I know a great place for lunch. You hungry?”

Somewhere else in the forest…

Dream was walking through the forest with George. “So George, you’re clear with the plan?” Dream asked.

“Of course I am! We must accomplish this fast if we are to take over the kingdom,” George responded.

As they continued walking, the duo heard leaves moving, and were instantly on guard. They pulled out their weapons, only to find that it was a horse that stumbled upon them.

“Oh, a horse.” Dream overlooked the horse, seeing that it had reigns on it. Even worse, he recognized the horse as that belonging to the crown prince Technoblade.

“George we need to go back now!”

Dream wasted no time in sprinting back to the tower, with George following him close behind. They scaled the tower, but once they entered it, it was devoid of life. It was dark and quiet and Dream began to grow angry.

“Woah Dream, calm down!”

“Don’t tell me to calm down George! My 18-year plan is about to go to shit! Where the hell is she?!” In his rage, he noticed the light seeping from the cracks in the wooden planks of the stairs. Lifting it, he found a satchel with a crown inside it, and a poster with Punz’ face on it. He was determined to put his plan into action. He would have power over the kingdom, no matter what.

Somewhere in the forest...

Punz and (Y/N) were walking along the forest path, when they came across a run-down pub in the woods. It was called the ‘Chuckle Sandwich’.

“Hmm. Seems friendly enough,” (Y/N) pointed out.

“Yep, this deep into the forest I highly doubt that you’ll find any ruffians...or thugs, to scare you,” Punz goaded. He laughed in his mind. This’ll get her to return the crown to me, he thought.

“Well, I hope they make good sandwiches,” (Y/N) chimed.

“Great! Well let’s go inside!” Punz declared. He opened the door and escorted her inside. “Your finest table, please!”

(Y/N) reeled back at the sight before her. All there was, were just ruffians and thugs. As Punz gently pushed her through the pub, (Y/N) held out her pan in front of them, hoping to ward anyone off.

“You smell that? Ya really gotta inhale through the nose! Let it seep in! What kinda scents are ya getting? I’m getting an overall man smell but also just brown!” Punz ranted.

A random patron grabbed onto (Y/N)’s long hair and she grabbed as much as she could and ran off to find a safe place, Puffy following close behind.

“That’s a lot of hair,” the man holding her hair said. Punz nodded in agreement, walking towards (Y/N) as she backed up against a wall.

“You don’t look so good. Maybe we should bring you home,” Punz said as he began guiding (Y/N) to the door. “Maybe you can’t handle this place, and by that logic, the outside world! You should probably be back in your tower!”

Punz was cut off from leaving the pub. A man with ram horns and sideburns held the door closed, with his hand covering the face on Punz’ wanted poster.

“Is this you?” The ram asked sinisterly. Punz squinted at the hidden parts of the poster, lifting the ramhead’s fingers to see that his face was just even more messed up.

“Now that’s just rude,” Punz stated.

A man with a hat covering the majority of his hair agreed. “It is him, man! Connor, find some guards!” The man named Connor ran out the door. “That money’s gonna get me some new beanies! Capitalism!”

A man with glasses and green attire spoke up. “Nope! I’m gonna use it for something much better!”

The patrons of the pub began fighting to keep hold of Punz, pulling him back and forth. A man in a multicoloured tunic said, “What about me? I’m broke!”

Several more people joined in, including a man with a shaved head and red and blue glasses, a man with fox ears and a tail, a whole cat man, and a man in a maid outfit. Just...why?

(Y/N) tried to reach her guide, to no avail. “Hey! Leave him alone!”

Over the ruckus (Y/N) could not be heard clearly, so she got the crowd’s attention by pulling back a branch in the rafters and letting it hit the ram headed man. “PUT HIM DOWN!!”

They all quickly turned their heads to her, anger fixed onto their faces. “Okay, I don’t know where the hell I am, and I need this guy to take me to see the lanterns because I’ve been dreaming of them my whole life!! Can’t you understand? Haven’t you guys ever had a dream?!”

The horned man walked towards (Y/N), grabbing an axe. She shied away from his approaching figure, then he threw the axe at a scrawny accordion player. “I had a dream, once.”

A slow upbeat tune filled the tavern as the man narrated his story. “My name is Schlatt. I’m malicious, mean; I can be scary. In terms of violence, I don’t have clean hands at all. But even, despite my unsightly horns, I’ve always wanted to perform for the masses as a comedian! I mean, who wouldn’t laugh at my (sometimes) out of taste jokes?!”

The beanie man stood up next. “Well, the name’s Quackity! I’ve always wanted to be a pianist! I’ve been practicing here for years! I know so many songs like that iCarly theme song!!”

“ICarly theme song?” (Y/N) asked.

Green man went next. “Well the name is Charlie Slimecicle!! I know that many find me unsightly, due to my terrible appearance!” He was saying that way too positively. “I dream of one day finding love!”

Everyone was taking their turn, talking about their dreams. Multicoloured tunic man, named Karl, wanted to create the best future for his friends. The man with red and blue glasses called Jack Manifold, wanted to become a well-renowned demolitions expert. The fox man, named Fundy, wanted to launch a bakery with his friend, a woman named Niki Nihachu. The maid outfit man, HBomb, wanted to become Fundy’s maid. Why? IDK maybe he’s kinky.

As everyone took their turn, they let Punz talk about his dream. “Oh no, fellas. I don’t have a dream.”

Several swords pointed at his throat later, he ranted about a dream where he had boundless amounts of money.

Lame.

(Y/N) sprung up onto a table, speaking starry-eyed about the lanterns. “I am so glad I left my tower! I can finally see the lanterns!”

Everyone cheered, celebrating the endless freedom that their dreams explored. Suddenly, Connor burst through the door. “I found the guards!”

Everyone stared in shock, and (Y/N) and Punz were tossed over the bar, just as Technoblade came in with the castle guard. “Where is that mercenary Punz?! I know he’s in here! I won’t stop until I have the thief that stole my sister’s crown!”

Punz peeked over the edge of the bar, seeing his former colleagues in chains, ducking down right after. Punz and (Y/N) shrunk into the bar to hide, when Schlatt pushed aside a crate to reveal a secret passage. “Go, live your dream.”

Punz responded, “I will.”

“Not you, I was talking to her,” Schlatt said pointing his head to (Y/N).

“Thank you Schlatt,” (Y/N) thanked, and gave him a kiss on the forehead. She followed Punz through the passage as Schlatt returned to help distract the guards.

The patrons tried their best to distract the guards, but Technoblade was not buying it. He turned his ear to the door, and Carl burst through, sniffing the air. He easily found the secret passage, and Techno gathered his men, leaving one to guard Purpled and Ponk.

After Techno left with Carl, Ponk knocked out their captor, and freed Purpled, letting him do the same for himself. “Let’s go get the crown.”

Fundy, currently drunk off his ass, stumbled outside, seeing a man in a green cloak with a mask. “Woah, god you are so damn hot!”

Dream giggled. “You’re making me blush.” He pulled out his sword. “Where does that tunnel lead?”

[apocalypticgargoyle]

heeeey bestie can you write a jealous punz with a female reader please?! Like they went out somewhere and the reader was getting a lot of attention and he gets jealous... can definitely end smutty of fluffy whatever you’d like! Please 👉🏼👈🏼❤️

me being a simp for all reqs. that begin w "hey bestie": yes, ofc

also first punz post, hope i dont disappoint :) I just used his ~gamer~ name bc I'm not sure what his boundaries are on that. happy reading!

𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑. ☥ 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐳 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

warnings: alcohol, jealousy, mentions of adult content, toxic-ish behavior

You twisted in your seat slightly to lean closer to Punz, capturing his attention. He hovered closer to you, swirling his glass in his hand. You made eye contact with the man sitting across the bar from the two of you. He raised his hand in a toasting gesture and you smiled softly at him. “Do you see that man over there?” You asked, voice quiet and wispy in Punz’s ear.

You noticed his eyes flash towards the man, letting out a soft hum in response. He was used to you getting hit on in bars, even when you were with him. Most of the time, a sense of pride flushed through him knowing that these men were throwing themselves at you and you were going home with him.

But tonight, it was a bit different. The two of you were attempting to quietly celebrate your anniversary, so the last thing on his mind was the other men at the end of the bar. Yet as you brought the man to his attention, he felt like all eyes were on the two of you.

“Do you think I could get him to buy us drinks tonight?” You cooed, making him chuckle.

Punz wet his lips, taking a sip of his drink. He barely gestured to the man to get you to look at him again. The man was waving down a bartender and nodding towards the two of you. “Doesn’t look like it’ll be that hard, baby,” Punz mellowed, voice low and biting. As if on cue, the bartender approached you, placing a drink down in front of you and a napkin with a number crudely written on it.

You draped your arm around Punz’s chair, smiling at the man. Punz picked up the drink, gesturing to the man and downing it in one go, making you snort. “You gonna eat the napkin too?” You joshed as he handed you the toothpick skewering a strange array of fruit.

He turned his head to wink at you. The two of you were inches from each other’s face. “Only if he keeps trying,” he answered. You looked over to the man again, who seemed to grimace at you now. Another drink came your way, the bartender pointing toward another man at the end of the bar, making Punz chuckle darkly. You’d be lying if his shifting manner wasn’t slowly turning you on. “Do I need to piss on you or something?” He joked. You stifled a laugh before waving to the other man.

Punz placed a hand on your thigh, squeezing lightly. “Come on, don’t let them ruin our night. You’ve only had to pay for two drinks. Really, who’s winning?” You reasoned, making him roll his eyes. You leaned closer to him again. “Plus, it’ll be your name I’m moaning at the end of the night,” you assured quietly, making him bite back a smug grin.

Punz swallowed, pressing a quick kiss to your lips as you wrapped your arm around his, allowing him to slide his hand further up his leg. “What do you think that guy does for a living?” He quizzed, nodding to the last man that sent you a drink. You barely tilted your head to look at the man past Punz. He was dressed in a cleanly tailored suit, his hair combed back with gel. He struggled to avoid eye contact with you.

You’d never tell him, but you preferred Punz’s appearance, mainly for the way you knew his painted nails looked as his fingers wrapped around your throat, and the way his scruff felt against your skin as he littered your body with kisses. “He’s probably the CEO of some pharmaceutical company,” you offered.

He hummed in agreement, a smirk playing on his lips. “Poor guy,” he chided, making you giggle.

You brushed your hand into his hair. “Happy anniversary,” you commented. He leaned into you, kissing you as if he was telling you just how much he loved you.

[theghostofblackbunnymask]

May I ask for yandere Punz alphabet? 🙋🏾‍♀️

Author's note- Of course Love! (I don't remember if I proof read this or not)

Warnings- Gaslighting, Murder, Dehumanizing someone, Starvation, Dehydration, Greed, Drowning, Physical Abuse, Cults Mentioned (Eggpire), Lack of freedom and No freedom of speech.

Yandere Punz Alphabet

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Punz isn't the most affectionate guy out there, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like cuddles and stuff.

Punz main form of showing affection is gift giving, giving various gifts such as jewelry and clothing.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Since Punz is a Mercenary, he knows how to get rid of evidence quite well, so if he were to kill someone, nothing of their will be found, not even the body.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Punz wouldn't really mock you, but he'd definitely tease you about how easy it was and how you should've learned how to fight.

Punz would give your space since getting a new home takes time to get use to, so Punz will respect your space for at least 2 months, and if you're not use to it by then, too bad!

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Killing people, and forcing you spend time with the Egg, and maybe even forcing you to join the Eggpire if you're not immune to the Egg.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Punz let's his guard down when he's around you, because he knows how easy he can take advantage of you, so he doesn't need to worry if you hurt him, cause he would just say he didn't feel a thing.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

He would find it hilarious, this man is a lover of chaos, so you fighting him like this makes him love you even more, but sooner or later he'll just get bored and give you a punishment.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

Yeah it's a game to him, reminds him of when he and the Dream Team would play manhunt, so he'll just treat it as such. He'll most likely find you in a day or 2, but if the egg helps than within a few hours.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

You pissed Punz off, and by pissed I mean pissed. Punz dragged you by your hair and held a knife to your throat, slowly digging it into your neck, and in front of you is one of your family members or friend, who is tied to a table.

Punz would tell you to kill them as he digs the knife into your neck as it begins to bleed, and he'll also say the sooner you kill them the less damage your neck will have.

And if you don't kill them, Punz would yell, insult and Gaslighting you into doing it, seeing you stab the body of your loved one over, and over and over again, until they stop moving. You crying while blood is all over your hands, shirt and face, and not to mention you can barely make a sound due to your throat. Punz would call you a good doll before sitting you down and patching up your neck, in the same room as the dead body.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind or/with their darling?

To live in a mansion and be fucking rich, while causing chaos within the server.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

If Punz is jealous by someone he doesn't know/care about, it's on sight, he's killing them with no second thoughts.

Now if it was one of his friends (Ex: Dream), then he'll tell them to back off.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Punz is pretty chill around his Darling, but he will threaten and hurt them if they misbehave.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Punz would most likely flirt with you and invite you to Manhunt games, and maybe even give you things you like.

Punz would also send you letters and be kinda romantic.

Punz would basically be a simp.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

I mean, it really depends, because Punz can and will hurt you, but he's also pretty chill and respects some of your privacy.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Depends on what you did.

If you pissed him off by misbehaving or annoying him, he'll most likely put you on a collar and a leash, tie you to a pole in a pitch black basement and keep you there with no food and water for a few days.

If you escaped, HAH, enjoy going insane for the next few hours cause he's hunting you down. And once he gets you back he'll probably stick your head underwater and drown you, and after he would force you to say things like you love him and you'll never leave him.

If you were to insult or disrespect the Egg, this man would either A- Take one of your canon lives, or B- Beat you until you can barely move, and then starving you for 2 weeks.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Freedom, Freedom of wearing what you want, being humanized and the freedom to think for yourself

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Punz is pretty patient with his Darling, but, depending on what it is he could lose it rather quickly.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

If his Darling dies, Punz would beg the Egg to bring them back, and if the Egg can't bring them back he'll visit your grave everyday and leave gifts for you, and and he'd keep some of your items so you would always be with him.

You already know what happens if you escape.

Bold of you to assume you can leave Punz by saying you don't want to date him anymore.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

I don't think he'll feel bad, yeah he may be upset because you don't want to be with him, but that doesn't make him regret what he did.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Possibly the greed for more.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

If you scream because of him, Punz would tell you to shut up. But if it's because of someone else, he would demand every piece of info about that person.

If you cry (Not punishment related) he'd comfort you and give you some of your favorite snacksl

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

He'll treat you more like a pet than a person.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

The fact that Punz can be a simp sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes this man's lovesickness is too much to contain.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Only if necessary.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

When Punz is in simp mode he will worship you and do whatever you want, if it makes you happy he'll do it.

If he's just normal Punz then he wants you to worship him, like a good puppy.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

3-4 years.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

His main goal is to break you and then morph you into his perfect pet.

[moonwritewastaken]

14 Tales of Christmas Day 1 - cc!George x gn!reader

Hello hello! I decided to try and do an imagine advent up until Christmas. I’m planning to write for the crew boys, Sam and Punz for 14 days (2 imagines for each)! I hope you guys enjoy day 1 :)

- 🌙

14 Tales of Christmas - Day 1 (George)

genre - friends to lovers, fluff

You woke up from a nap to your phone ringing. You pick it up to find George on the other side who had just wrapped up a Bedwars stream.

“You wanna come over?” This was not an uncommon question for George to ask you since you had been friends for a few years now.

“Only if we can watch cheesy Christmas films” you replied cheekily and you could’ve sworn you heard him roll his eyes.

“I mean, I guess we could if you pick up snacks on the way” that was a small price to pay if meant conning George into a Christmas movie marathon, so you agree and tell him you’ll be there soon.

You would never admit this to anyone but you were a simp for George. Okay, maybe you told Quackity but you swear that was an accident. You got carried away one day ranting about how you didn’t know what to get George for his birthday because ‘how do you find the perfect gift for the perfect person’? From that point on, Quackity knew you as head of the GNF simp club. But who could blame you? It was hard not to be!

You think back to the time that you were on call with Quackity and he urged you to tell George how you feel. At first you laughed because there was absolutely no way he was serious. Once he assured he was, you almost hung up on him. He was absolutely convinced your feelings were reciprocated but you were way too scared to lose George.

You arrive at the store and grab a whole bunch of snacks, then make your way to George’s house. He lets you in and greets you with a dazzling grin.

“You have snacks right?” You nod before he steps aside and let’s you in.

“Have you picked the films?” He shakes his head before explaining he was waiting for you. The fact that he waited made your heart warm, he knew how much you loved Christmas films. He wouldn’t admit it but he couldn’t care less about them, he just lived for the smile they brought to your face.

Both of you made your way to the couch in the lounge, placing the snacks on the table. You scrolled through Netflix before deciding on a few films.

You got about halfway through the second film before George paused it. You turn to look at him expectantly and he clears his throat before shifting slightly to face you.

“Since we’re on the topic of Christmas, what do you want?” The conversation with Quackity plagues your memory once again. You have no idea what came over you but you decide to listen to the devil on your shoulder (also known as Quackity).

“You” although you found a moment of confidence, you were unable to look him in the eye. His eyes widened and his cheeks became rosy.

“M-me?” A blush was evident on his face, along with an expression of shock. The fact that he hadn’t thrown you out yet, calmed your nerves a tiny bit. However, he was also yet to put you out of your misery and tell you his feelings.

“Uh- that was a joke! Haha so funny” It clearly wasn’t a joke but you were terrified at this point. Your brain went back and forth between feeling hopeful because he hadn’t cursed you out and asked you to leave, yet terrified he hadn’t said he felt the same. You averted your eyes from your hands to the description of the long forgotten film on the tv. Trying to distract yourself you read the blurb over and over.

“If that’s what you want then- then who am I to say no?” Your head snaps towards him, your eyes wide. The small smile that sits on his lips causes one of your own.

“Wait- you- you feel the same?” Your shock was through the roof. And the worst part? It meant hearing an ‘I told you so’ from Quackity.

George nods his head, the blush still very much present on his face. At this point you could care less about how smug Quackity would be because George felt the same!

The two of you continued watching the films you’d picked out, except this time you were snuggled against his side with his arm tightly wrapped around you.