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[sotiredmostnights]

of COURSE you have green hair and glasses

[momochiikawa]

GENSHIN STREAMER AU X READER

includes: cyno, heizou, kaeya, scara, childe, ningguang, kazuha

content: fluff, kys jokes in scaras part

gn!reader ♡

cyno

pro gamer!!!

plays lots of different games but his favourites are "the witcher 3" and "Identity v"

takes part in tournaments!

probably streams at ungodly hours

great at roleplaying and getting into the lore

sometimes, he does "silly streams" where he, tighnari, kaveh, and alhaitham play uno.

lord they curse so loudly

once they woke you up from a nap and cyno ended the stream to cuddle you back to sleep, because he felt so bad :((

the chat knows you as "choo choo boo boo"

when you're beside him while he streams, he tries so hard to win so you can compliment him ♡

tells unfunny jokes on twitter

heizou

AHHH

mainly plays games like "ABZU" or "life is strange"

great at puzzles in games

probably has a youtube where he posts tutorials

if he can't solve something, he starts screaming into the mic (press f for the chat)

sometimes he just streams with you cuddled into his side, commenting whatever he's doing

kaeya

a variety streamer

he mainly plays horror games, loves the adrenaline .

makes you sit with him during the scariest moments, so you'll hug his arm when you're scared

(it ends up being him cuddling into your arm)

when you two are actually playing a multiplayer game, he makes you take his chair (super comfortable!!) and just sits on a stool (rip)

will play your favourite game on stream!!

did a cooking stream on valentines day, where he was making a cake for you ♡

scara

plays league of legends, and valorant

swears so much, you're scared he'll get banned

the chat loves you because you made him meow after a big donation once

also plays tournaments and won many

doesn't like playing lol or valorant with you, he prefers things like minecraft or stardew valley (you collect flowers, he fights for his life in the caves)

there's so many clips of him being soft for you, and then instantly telling tartaglia to kys

when you two first kissed on live the chat went insane, and it was trending on twitter

was canceled so many times on twitter

childe

plays w/ scara!

he often does cooking streams in that god awful apron with the text "kiss the cook"

doesn't swear as much, he keeps it family friendly when his brother is watching his stream

but his late night streams. LORD. the amount of dirty jokes...

plays roblox with you

likes having you on his lap while preparing for tournaments ♡

ningguang

ASMR!!

her voice is perfect for it ♡

you always appear in her skincare/handcare/haircare/makeup streams

you know those east asian channels where they just put so much expensive stuff on you?

yeah thats her

will give you a lil kiss afterwards the stream as a reward ♡

if you had problems falling asleep, now you feel completely relaxed while she gently messages your face ♡

kazuha

cozy!

plays minecraft, stardew valley, animal crossing and stray

has a very warm voice so his chat are either simps, or people who want to fall asleep.

you often bring him snacks and drinks while saying hello to the chat!

you consider the chat your kids basically. (kazuha is the mom btw)

always gifts you flowers in stardew/minecraft

you kissed you once on stream and chat watched him gradually get redder by each second.

he's scared of twitter (i dont blame him lmao)

[tahopo]

Do you have any da/davg criticisms? …Not fishing for negativity, I just think you have good thoughts. 🫡🫡

Um. uhhhh i can’t tell if this is baiting me or what but I’ll take it in good faith.. ^_^

- i rly hope bellara goes beyond the quirky happy-go-lucky girl bioware’s been strongly marketing rn. I get she’s supposed to be the smiley sweetheart of the group. but I’ve seen a weird trend these days w visibly asian characters. like they’re there.. but they’re never afforded the kind of multifaceted, involved conflict or stake others are. i want her to be a necessity. I cant think of many unambiguous characters of color who were a necessity in DA games save Duncan (who dies), Josie, and Briala (who was whitewashed and can die). almost always some random npc, expendable quest character (anyone remember delrin barris?), an optional companion……. or dlc.

- and i just can’t anymore with asian infantilisation. like im a tired man…

- that said john epler is her writer and i don’t hate that. he was good at writing horror, so that surprised me. pero im still keeping an eye out.

- I didn’t actually enjoy the blue/purple/red dialogue in da2 but i can appreciate it. yeah it felt like the game was shoehorning me into a personality. and yeah i know that it made coding the variables easierrrr but,

- i will always miss the dao style dialogue. at the very least i hope the paraphrasing is better this time around.

- i want to see josephineeeee :(

- dai’s codex interface was unbearable to read. all capitals. grey. blurry bloom glow. i hope there’s readability features for datv. Also subtitle adjusters.

- im at the point where i have no faith in bioware’s portrayal of the qunari. for many reasons. also big muscle mommy step on me grrr doesnt compel me whatsoever. sorry.

- i swear to god there better not be more white [male] revolutionists. i sound like a batty bastard but am i the only one who’s become suspicious of how poc are constantly written as defenders of the status quo. unless you ~open their eyes~

- josephineeee????

- dwarves really need their moment. let them have their moment.

- still dk about the Only two companions in a party thing. weird.

- they need to stop marketing the found family trope so hard. so serious. ive only got two eyeballs to roll

- Josephine.

- i really hope there are some unhinged dialogue choices. straight up What the fuckisms. i think while dai had its moments, it didn’t nearly have enough options to be one cuhrazzzyy and free bitch. can we be that!

- i genuinely hope the drinking animation is still horrendous. i think it would be so funny if the entire game was flawlessly animated except that. like reverse yakuza bread scene.

[nochi-quinn]

campaign 3 episode 51: like a fucking fiddle

I am Afraid

sam riegel has never played a video game in his life

dslkjfskl he has to read all the disclaimers for the audio-only people

oh nooo

laura you're the main character how could you

"polishing the knobs"

I got distracted playing with my moon lamp

I can theoretically make it red but eh

the monitor I'm watching on trends warm so the lighting tonight is gonna be fun for me

do we need a deep dive on fcg right this fucking instant

donna noble voice: sometimes you need someone to stop you

poor laura

she probably had so much tea that day. or that weird chinese cough syrup they seem to swear by

stop spending all your spells on sending

"that wasn't an accident"

ira's gonna kill xandis and gank the ship

like I'll be very happy to be proven wrong but magic 8 ball says Unlikely

"sam did a lot of pharmaceuticals before this game"

threaten ira with nana morri

sam suffering for his art

sam's gonna fuck with laura about her voice all gd night isn't he

am I the only person old enough to remember Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot

I'm a simple bitch, I hear "three-pronged claw" and I think Doctor Loboto

someone get him some tinfoil

him leg too big for him got-dam robit

"how do I see - " "take the glasses off"

samuel

damn, nobody can talk tonight

okay where's the bioshock au fanart

they're ALL gonna fuck with laura about her voice

ashley

sam's fuckin gas can

"traveler's garments" they're all wearing green cloaks

NATURAL 20 OF FUCK OFF

oh shit

dunamis bunny

oh somebody finally commented on the warder/water thing

notohan

not the "son"

oh that's not great

ngl I dozed off until everybody yelled @ initiative

I am saving my attention span for when the moon hatches

"wiz kids exists!"

this can obviously only end well

"I'm going to then shit"

rapidly hiding and scarfing food OR me playing breath of the wild

"massive explosions" found caleb

oh NICE

NOT NICE

it was a good idea tho

PROJECT CHICKEN LITTLE

[puts xandis in a bubble]

pls no break ryn

NO BREAK RYN

not the Guess I'll Die

who left the robot unsupervised

HEY

PUT HIM DOWN

"uh-oh-regard"

UH-OH-REGARD

CAN WE HAVE A KEYLETH PLS

we need the Marisha Convergence

every time with the petrify and the arms

I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER AN AIRSHIP PLEASE

HEY WHAT

HEY W H A T

PUT TIME BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

YEAH

godDAMMIT

LET US HAVE NICE THINGS

"and that's when scanlan shorthalt arrived" listen I'm still crossing my fingers for kiki to bring grog

fcg! buzzsaw!

oh thank GOD xandis booked it

correct response

fucking reddit atheist bro

MATTHEW

that was a hair you didn't need to split

oh cool now I'm crying

"looks important, better push everything"

WHERE KIKI

IS KIKI??

KEYTEOR???

KEYTEOR!!!

MARISHA CONVERGENCE

NO

matthew

sir

matthew you have to drive home with her

HE

THE BOY

he's gonna be in so much trouble with his mom

BUT

liam piecing his brain back together in real time

"he's just so attractive~"

I need this animated. vax as described in the dalen's closet one-shot but animated

nooooo he was so close

god there's not even half an hour left what happens

MONKEY

"let a monkey end this"

WEREWOLF OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

okay that was a good line, I'll give chetney that one

godDAMMIT

like a bird off a windshield

hey I hate it

god I'm so glad my kid's off school tomorrow, no way I sleep after this

noooOOOO

they fucked with keyleth to draw her in bc they knew it'd bring vax in??? is that what fucking happened???

HEY MATT WHAT THE FUCK

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR GROG

oh we have LAURA book-on-head

that's never good

somebody get liam a goddamn fainting couch

they just got fucking BLASTED

is robit on moon???

they're on WILDEMOUNT???

what the FUCK

okay I mean this very legitimately somebody get liam a bottle of water and a blanket. like shit.

somebody get ME a bottle of water and a blanket.

[citrus-cactus]

Hello! If you don’t mind, can you answer 3, 16, and 21 for the ask game? I hope you have a wonderful day/night 💛

Of course, Sluggy! Thanks for the ask 💛

Under the cut because this ended up kind of long XD

Here is the ask game if you're interested!

3. Least favourite things to draw?

Hmmmm well. I always struggle with backgrounds and just like… inanimate objects. I think I find them boring to practice! Would much rather draw a cute face or a body in motion, so shockingly, that is 95% of my drawing output XD

6. Which artists inspire you right now?

Ooh, well, all of my digi-mutuals for sure! There is so much amazing fic and art on my dash. Y’all are constantly producing so much high-quality stuff that it’s a little overwhelming sometimes!! But don’t stop, this is a great problem to have (though it makes me slow to respond, particularly to long-form fic orz).

Here are some other (non-digimon) artists I follow who have been hugely inspiring to me recently:

Trungles (Gorgeous art-noveau style! I have their tarot card deck)

Umishima Senbon (Bought their artbook at a con recently. I WISH I could draw that many beautiful lived-in spaces and inanimate objects!!)

Popsicle-stick (Dracula art)

Marghen (Dracula art)

Professorcalculusstanaccount (Tintin art and animations)

21. Weirdest thing you’ve ever drawn?

HMMM. That is a REALLY difficult q. to answer, because I used to draw a LOT of stuff that is utterly incomprehensible out of context (and it's something I still kind of enjoy doing, hehe). So here are some sample "no context is the best context" drawings I have on my hard drive (they're all REALLY old; most involve Tai, and some could be considered a little racy/in poor taste, take that as you will):

(Daisuke gets the better of Goth TK; a pogo stick and a hippity-hop is involved. One poem and one mini-fanfic now lost to time may explain how we got here.)

(The oekaki board I used to be on had a Whole Thing about Dai being infatuated with Tai. This drawing was a response to someone else's drawing that happened at Halloween. The person in the Sailor Moon costume is Matt; Tai's hand is visible and he's dressed as Tuxedo Mask.)

(gOD I miss oekaki! I would kill for the ability to do that kind of screentone shading so easily again DX)

(Recreation of a dream I had, before the words "Fox" and "News" were quite as bad as they are today 🤮 Digimon used to air on the Fox channel in the US, and they did a LOT of weird promos. My subconscious made her own)

(Panel of a comic that is meant to look 0_0 but isn't really, I swear!!)

(Satirical commentary on certain digimon fanfiction trends circa 2010 and earlier, via Kate Beaton meme)

(Teen Girl Squad/Digimon crossover ft. the digigirls pre-Tri and Joe. Cheerleader! So-And-So! What's-Her-Face! The Ugly One!)

I'll be honest, there's probably a LOT more weird stuff in my sketchbooks. I don't really want to comb through years of old drawings for the most WTF-inducing ones, but suffice it to say, they're there, and the fact that the sample size is THIS big almost certainly says something about me :3

Phew. If you made it this far, thanks for letting me ramble and show you some weird stuff from the vault! I hope you have a great day/night as well!! 💛

[kukutakos]

MORE Modern Arcane AU HCs where everything is the same but

The bastards have the internet, tiktok, and pride parades.

Heimerdinger got put in the washing machine one time because he was over at a colleague's house and their wife thought he was a stuffed animal. Poor immortal hamster is traumatized 🥺

Jinx randomly airdrops Ekko unsettling images just to let him know that she's nearby. It's actually kind of terrifying.

Mel has like 100M followers on Instagram. And she follows absolutely zero people, because who is even good enough??

Vi gets a little too into wii sports. This bitch will also put her heart and soul into just dance (but poor baby also kinda sucks)

On the flip side, Silco is a king of just dance (I feel like part of the fandom HCs that Silco's a good dancer?).

You know that "When mom isn't home" video? Jinx made Silco do it with her. And Silco really is dad of the year for that shit, 'cause he spent a shitload of time learning trombone for this tomfoolery.

The real reason Sevika hates Jinx is because she always beats her at foosball.

Silco is also a god at billards?? Idk, being good at billards is hot, and my Silco brainrot is bad.

Viktor has an onlyfans

Jayce bought a subscription to support him NO THERE IS NO OTHER REASON HE SWEARS HE'S NOT GAY STOP-

Heimerdinger's worst fear: a hextech gem-powered roomba. Viktor made one for shits and giggles.

Jinx stole a soda dispenser from the undercity's version of McDonald's. They couldn't even do anything about it because she's Silco's kid.

✨Homphobic Jinx✨ shines brightest while she is online gaming. She's made boys cry.

*Jayce Apology Video*

Jinx was a menace the first few years Silco had her. An iPad kid on steroids.

Vi started a fight at a pride parade (probably with Sevika). Caitlyn had to break up the fight, poor woman.

The hashtag #sluttyfordaddysilco was trending on tiktok at one point. Jinx posted a horrified reaction video. Silco just looked at the camera in concern but his simps are into that so that didn't make anything better.

[slut-and-falcon]

My predictions for the wicked movie knowing Hollywood if they include elements of the book (which they should!!!):

-queer bait the shit out of Elphaba and Glinda

-they hired a white guy to play Fiyero so I’m betting they may attempt the whole subverting the race power dynamics thing instead of yknow sticking with the very clear allegories in the book. They also won’t let Fiyero wear his cultural clothing, instead sticking with a very boring suit or shirtpants

-make Elphaba very feminine…I swear the god if they don’t give her a too big man’s coat she wears in the book I will fight someone

- more of a tiktok thing that will happen: ‘Blue diamonds on a green field’ romance trend

-either they will focus too much on the Time Clock Dragon or not at all despite it’s importance to the plot

-if Crope and Tibbit are included, they either will not verbally queer but will either wear leather or have colored hankies (cuz the costume department knows what they are doing), or they will be the opposite of yassified

-they won’t show Tibbit (I think it’s him) in hospice dying of what is implied to be HIV/AIDS (which omg is such a large part of the plot and culture of which it was derived from! The whole ‘friends of Dorthy’ + queer women having to step up and care for queer men during HIV/AIDS crisis in the 80s and 90s and still to this day!!! There is so much subtext in that few pages!)

-the genocide of the Quaddlings for their land’s rubies won’t be mentioned or if it is they will ‘holocaust’-ify it and it will be very disrespectful

-they won’t make the Wizard like ale enough. The whole point in the musical is that he is so charming that even Elphaba is tempted. A fatherly actor, Tom Hanks??, should play the Wizard 🫢

-the Animal animation will either be extremely bad (like the Lion King remake), which is most likely, or they won’t use it at all. And tbh I want to see something like that is in Narnia.

-they will market it like they did the Hunger Games (I honestly don’t have much of a problem with this because I found that fascinating when that happened).

-it’s gonna be so straight. And that’s really sad because this book was written by a gay man, and has sooooooo many references to queer culture and most of the characters are canonically queer in some way. And honestly as depressing as the book is, I read it as a cathartic image of what LGBTQIA+ and POC go through. I think that is why I love it so much- I see myself and my pain and my community’s pain represented in a nuanced way.

-the only thing I can rely on happening is the violence against women 🙄 it’s in everything

I just really want a wicked series that is similar to Game of Thrones (with better writing) mixed with Pose and MASH, and be a political/action/horror thriller like Kingdom (K-drama). I know that’s complicated but it all plays out in my head lol.

I’m holding out this much 🤏🏻 hope.

[wishfxljikan]

me: alright new fnaf game don’t get attached don’t get attached don’t get attached don’t go to the community

me, about 8 hours later: fuck

me, 12 hours after that: god damnit I’m attached.

I can’t escape the himbo bear and the sassy child, the gay gator, trans rights roxanne and Trash eating bi bird

anyways h/cs with hopefully no spoilers without understanding of the timeline cuz it’s been a good 7 years since I decided to think about the lore and all I know is “haha dead kids” from fnaf2

personal h/cs - I don’t like the trend of dead childrens possess animatronics so what if they were their own sentience entities instead, meaning everyone below is of my own base of this h/c so brrrrr - None of these guys go off batteries / power, they’re all self-powered and self sustainable, their own wills and needs/wants

ROXANNE - trans, fight me and die if you disagree - Listens to more Rock music than Monty ever has in his lifetime - actually really wants to see what Actual cars can do and not the toy ones in the Pizza Plex - “Monty is such a fucking dumbass don’t listen to him” (instantly listens in on him) - Playfully jabs @ Monty and Freddy - Always tries to be just as flashy and out there to impress the others but they’re fine with just how she is. - hardcore inferiority complex, the others know of this and help them through it when possible. - Listens to Eurobeat / Eurodance in secret. - Sits at the racing game arcade machines in free time. - Lesbian

MONTGOMERY - Gay I C O N - Is the only one who knows Rox’s likes for Eurobeat / Eurodance - Not the smartest but has good intentions i.e giving the sassy child a gun to fend themselves with - Yeah good luck finding out where he gets those weapons - actively swears off stage - Unironically has memorized all of Alfred’s Eggman Lines - The swear jar exists only for Monty and the occasion Roxanne / Chica - Actually prefers J-Rock and Chill Electronic stuff over Rock/Punk Rock/etc... - Is the only one that plays the Dance Dance Revolution Arcade Machine out of the four - Super competitive, like, REALLY competitive. He likes watching the competition. - Sadly the easiest to manipulate, anger issues are something he’s been working on but there’s a blindspot that easily allows him to be controlled :( - Rhythm Game nerd - Yeah he’s FC’ed Soulless 4 Unnerfed, what about it?

FREDDY - Dad. - Not that dad, filthy animal, Family-Dad - A himbo, we all know this by now, huh? - These three are his best friends, and if anything bad were to happen to them he’d shut down emotionally. - Secretly yearns to escape from the Fazbear Company with his friends, he and chica have been there the longest and they want out - Has kept himself sane through all of this hell over the years. Doesn’t know how, but he’s completely mellowed out. - Secretly in love with Montgomery - Scans Monty just to call him “yep, gay” every day. - They never get tired of it. - He lowkey acts as Monty’s therapist and honestly some nights they all have just personal singing sessions, let it all out, guys. - Prefers to listen to Jazz / Pop Rock / J-Rock / Electronic Swing, taking notes from everyone’s interests - He’s slowly learning how to draw from the kids... - Bleed-in memories from the past, was that him, or was it someone else as him? Doesn’t know. - Also Bisexual

CHICA - Has been alongside Freddy since the beginning, also shares that bleed-in memory effect, very confusing - Punk Rock, Rock, Speedmetal, Trance, Jazz--the most unpredictable music genre one of all of them. - Was the one who showed Guitar Hero to Monty. - Bisexual - You realize no one here is straight, right? - The main one there with Coming Out parties - “ GET THIS HET OFF OF ME, FREDDY.” - Get them something that isn’t trash...pls--the FINEST metals and stuff like come on-- - “I miss my wife, Freddy, I’ll be back---” - Also joins Monty on the memorizing the snapcube lines - Genuinely enjoys everything Roxanne does and says

THEY. ADOPT. THE. CHILD.

that’s it, that’s the post.

edit -- oooo secret link, wonder where this goes

[mytearsrricochet]

100 unique questions to ask

i sat down and told my brain to come up with 100 unique questions (some more unique than others ok). send me some if u want :)

 if you could pierce somewhere other than your ears, where would it be?

if you could be in a movie franchise (already made or a book that should be made into a movie), which would it be?

what are your feelings on bangs?

what is your favorite blanket material?

who is the last person you were mad at?

if you had to be sent up into space or into the depths of the ocean, where would you choose?

if you acquired an island, what would you name it?

are you afraid of death? why or why not?

what astrological sign do you think you should be?

who is the worst person you have ever dated?

if you could remake one movie the way you think it should’ve been made, which movie would you choose?

if you had to be a teletubby, which one would you be?

what are your feelings on caillou?

what is a custom/activity/experience/etc from another culture that you wish would be in your culture?

if you could choose where you were born, where would you want it to be?

if someone told you they could tell you the truth about god/religion/higher powers/the universe/the meaning of life/what happens after death, would you want to know?

what is your favorite part of your nighttime routine? sleep doesn’t count.

what is your favorite form of exercise?

what is one current trend that you hate?

what is a trend that died that you would bring back?

what era of fashion do you wish to bring back?

what is one movie or tv show that everyone loves that you hate?

what is a question you have always wanted to ask but haven’t? why haven’t you asked it?

did you have a teacher growing up that helped you through a difficult time? who were they?

think of a paper you have written sometime in your education. what was the topic?

do you believe in universal healthcare? discuss.

what is one song that makes you feel like love is real?

what is one song that makes you feel like you’re dancing in a meadow with the sun shining on your skin?

what is one song that makes you believe that things will get better?

have you met any celebrities? if so, who?

you’re being forced to move out of your country. you must choose another one to move to, and you may never leave it, even for vacation. what country do you choose? bonus points if you answer the city.

do you believe in the death penalty? discuss.

what do you think happens after you die?

name someone you love.

name someone you like, but don’t necessarily love.

how many soulmates do you think a person has?

what would you say was your sexual awakening?

is love always worth it? discuss.

pick up your phone. look at the text you sent closest to an hour ago. what was it?

do you believe in magical beings? discuss.

what time of the day do you feel most at peace with yourself?

choose one song. now choose someone else to sing it. what’s the song, and who is the new singer of said song? why?

have you ever cheated? on a person, on a test, in a game? why or why not?

what is an impulsive decision you have made that you don’t regret?

if you were given the opportunity to completely start your life over from the beginning with everything prior and up until your birth remaining the same, would you?

how do you feel about greek life in colleges?

what is an aspect or event in history that you were obsessed with as a child?

what would your wardrobe look like if you weren’t so afraid of being who you want to be?

describe your ideal town to live in.

what age are you scared to be? alternatively, what age were you most scared to be in the past?

do you have a secret you want to share? be as vague or specific as you want. get it out. if you want.

do billionaires work harder than other people? discuss.

if you had the means to start a charity, what would it be a charity for?

what is your favorite hairstyle for yourself?

what is your favorite memory from being 13 years old?

what is a movie that shaped who you were as a person at a young age?

which us state would you erase if you could?

what is a skill you theoretically want to learn but probably never will?

what is an obscure language you want to speak?

you are put in a dangerous situation where you have to fend for yourself. what is your weapon of choice? why?

what is a place you choose not to go to anymore? why?

do you think you’re living a fake life/putting on a facade/lying to people about who you really are? why or why not?

what is the color that defines your life? why?

you have the opportunity to go to an exclusive celebrity event. which one is it? (award shows, premieres, parties, etc)

you can bring back one person from the dead, but you must choose someone to die in their place. who are the two people you are choosing?

what is your favorite fun fact that people don’t really know?

pick up the nearest reading material to you (book/magazine/paper/etc). what is the first line of that reading material?

if you had to choose a sport to play professionally, which one would you choose?

what is the worst way someone has betrayed you?

what do you do to unwind/cool down when you’re upset?

what is the color scheme of your favorite sunrise or sunset?

what is a beauty product you swear by?

how do you feel about plastic surgery? discuss.

if you could get plastic surgery, would you? what would you change?

cotton balls or cotton rounds?

what is your favorite animal product?

what is one job that isn’t really around anymore that you would want to do?

if you lived in 1550, what would your life be like? make a character for yourself, but be honest about what it would actually be like.

if you had to attend school in another country, which country would you choose?

what will be/was the color scheme of your wedding?

is there something you have a really strong opinion about for basically no reason? what is it?

who is a person you would fight to the death for under any circumstances?

what would you do if you were in the hunger games? be honest.

what time do you think everyone should wake up?

what is your favorite type of nut? if you’re allergic to nuts, sorry.

what is your favorite part of your hometown?

you must get rid of one of your electronic items. you have no choice. which one do you sacrifice?

what is a conspiracy theory that you genuinely believe in? make it interesting please.

what is the first memory you have of oppression/discrimination? it doesn’t have to be about yourself.

what is one song from the 80s that still goes so hard?

what is a lyric that you hate? why do you hate it?

name 3 books you were forced to read in school.

how do you keep track of events/deadlines? calendar? agenda? your brain?

what is the first book that made you cry that comes to mind?

if you had to give a seminar about something, what would it be about?

how do you feel about your mother?

is makeup an art form? discuss.

what kind of videos do you primarily watch on youtube?

what is the scent of your deodorant?

at what age do you hope you die?

[rocorambles]

I have seen so many Tik toks abt which characters would hold the bed frame when ramming into you and lemme just say Bokuto and Daichi? 🤤🤤 and ushijima oml 😳😳😳

Listen, I don’t appreciate how this fandom has turned me onto so many different kinks and things I didn’t even know I was into. THIS BED FRAME TREND IS DANGEROUS FOR MY SOUL. 

Warnings: NSFW, Edging, Daddy Kink

Bokuto

- You look so small, so fragile underneath his large muscular frame and he hates leaving bruises on you from how hard he grips you, which is how him holding the bed frame first starts 

- He doesn’t immediately grab it when he first starts thrusting into you. He knows how big he is and he carefully takes his time, slowly letting you get used to his whole shaft inside of you as he slowly, but deeply thrusts in and out of you, his arms framing your head as he stares down at you, making sure you’re not in pain. 

- But when you start moaning and whining for more, more, more, faster, harder, deeper and his first name slips past your lips he can’t control himself anymore and he grips onto the bed frame above you and uses it as an anchor to help give you exactly what you want. 

- You had mixed feelings at first about this gripping the bed frame business. You love the way Bokuto’s big hands feel tightly digging into your body (and even though he whines about the marks the next day, you love the black, blue, and purple bruises he accidentally leaves on you from his tight grip). But when you realize how much more steadily and relentlessly he pounds into you without being deterred by your squirming body, you don’t have any more complaints.

Daichi

- Okay, I’m going to have some people who disagree with me here, but I don’t think Daichi holds the bed frame normally. I think he saves it for punishments when he takes you from behind. Let me explain myself. 

- Daichi loves intimacy. He loves the way your skin feels under his hands and it just helps him feel even more connected to you and he knows you love it just as much as him. He knows his hands help ground you as both of you lose yourselves to pleasure. 

- But sometimes when you’re being a brat, he needs to put you back in your place and he’ll have you on all fours, one hand tightly holding the bed frame above your head and one hand firmly holding your waist as he sinks fully into you, but as soon as he’s balls deep inside of you, that hand on your waist proceeds to smack your ass hard and he smiles as you whimper. 

- He’s ruthless when both of you are like this and you wail and moan as he uses your pussy like a warm sex toy, not sparing you a touch other than continuous heavy smacks to your sore ass and you scream when you feel his hips stutter, knowing he’s close, begging him to at least pinch your nipple or rub your clit...anything to help you fall over the peak with him, but he doesn’t listen, cumming inside of you and pulling out, leaving you on that painful edge. 

- Maybe next time you’ll know better than to have a smart mouth and disobedient attitude with daddy. 

Ushijima

-  He loves how big his hands look on you and he loves how soft you feel under his calloused hands, so if it’s just a normal round of sex or he’s just making love to you, chances are he’s not holding the bed frame. 

- However, he is a pro athlete and sometimes there are just bad practice days or bad games and he’s full of frustration. Those are the days that he almost breaks your bed frame from how tightly he grips it as he hammers into you. 

- You know by the way he’s roughly kissing you with more teeth than anything else that he’s in a bad mood, so you let him manhandle you as he pleases, glad to be able to help him let off some steam. (As much as you love the intimate sessions you have with him, you love love love this feral side of him that rarely comes out.) 

- He starts off by holding your waist in both hands as he practically moves your entire body back and forth on his cock at a neck breaking speed, but you’re insatiable and you keep on moaning for more. More? He can do more. That’s when he moves one strong arm to grip the bed frame while his other hand stays firmly wrapped around the side of your waist and there’s a moment of silence, the quiet before the storm, before he ruts into you like an animal in heat and you scream as he uses the anchor of the solid bed frame to drive further into you and you swear he’s hitting your cervix with every motion and you feel so full, so thoroughly used, but god do you love every second of it.  

[crusherthedoctor]

Sonic Heroes: Sweet or Shite? - Part 2: CREAM

There are some heroes I like. And there are some heroes I don’t like. But why do I feel about them the way I do? That’s where this comes in.

This is a series in which I go into slightly more detail about my thoughts on the heroes in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and why I think they either work well, or fall flat (or somewhere in-between). I’ll be giving my stance on their designs, their personalities, and what they had to show for themselves over the course of time. Two things to keep in mind:

1. These reviews will be focusing mainly on game portrayals. Though alternate media will occasionally be mentioned, it’ll be for the sake of adding onto a point if a portrayal is similar enough, or to compare and contrast if a portrayal is different enough.

2. These are just my own personal thoughts. Whether you agree or disagree, feel free to share your own thoughts and opinions! I don’t bite. :>

Anyhow, for today’s installment, it's a vast departure from the mayhem of Silver’s world. A much more down-to-earth character, it's the Chao-approved little girl who only the most Eggman of Eggmen could possibly hold in contempt... Cream the Rabbit.

The Gist: One day, Sonic was off on another advance adventure. Eggman was starting shit again, so Sonic was obligated to cause shit for him. This time though, upon confronting the doctor early on, he noticed there was an unfamiliar hostage on the doctor’s metal-fisted person, in the form of an adorable bunny girl.

This was how she was evicted from Team Sonic Racing.

Sonic may not have recognised her, but that's okay, because he's Sonic, and no Sonic that isn't the Fleetway one discriminates. With his good heart - and more importantly, his skill in breaking apart Eggman's machines like they’re made of tissue paper - he saved the day, and the bunny was eternally grateful. But all was not sorted out, as it seemed that Vanilla, her adoring mother, was still under threat...

No matter. With the help of her little Chao partner named Cheese, she would handle the problem herself.

“How the fuck did this happen?” - Eggman, Sonic Advance 2 (2003)

And... that's about it? I told you this was a far cry from Silver, didn't I? Compared to Sonic's other friends, Cream just kind of showed up without much fanfare. No elaborate backstory, no dramatic plot twists, just a girl wanting to help out.

Well, if it makes this part of the job easier...

The Design: Just like her story (or lack thereof), there isn’t too much to say here. Her design is fairly simple, but it gets the job done.

“We’re going to have so much fun when we turn our enemies into dust and make them feel inadequate, won’t we Cheese? ^__^”

The best Sonic character designs are perfect at blending the right colours together, and Cream is no exception to that rule. The mix of cream (of course) and brown makes for a suitably warm and cozy package, and the further addition of orange and yellow provide a nice contrast to the reds and whites of her older sister figure, Amy. And speaking of Amy, although it might not be completely intentional, I like that Cream’s style of clothing isn’t too far off from that of the pink hedgehog, given their close dynamic.

I know some may take issue with the fact that her ears are technically backwards, but I personally don’t care. It’s cute, it’s fiction, don’t worry about it.

The Personality: Simply put, Cream is a kind, polite, innocent soul who would feel immensely guilty in the event of accidentally hurting a fly.

“I was not programmed to d’aww...”

This is in large part because she’s a devoted pacifist by nature, meaning she would only be willing to annihilate the absolute shit out of you if she had no other choice in the matter. Not that you should push her if it came to that, since I’m not exaggerating when I say that she’d wreck your shit. No mortal should have the awe-inducing power that Cream wields. (Seriously, is there any game she’s playable in where she’s NOT broken?)

Did I mention she’s cute as a button? Cause I’m gonna mention it again.

Come on, how could you hate this bunny? Is there no place for cuteness in this franchise starring plush-sized cartoon animals and giant red springs?

The Execution: If you haven’t noticed by how shorter this is than the average Sweet or Shite review, Cream is an extremely straightforward character to describe and discuss. But is that a bad thing? No, not necessarily. It doesn’t hurt for a character to have more to them of course, but compared to being as ridiculous and as complicated as, again, the whole mess involving Silver, it’s easy to appreciate when things are kept nice and simple.

If you also haven’t noticed, I would protect this girl with my life.

“Thank you for bowing down to your superior, mister!” “Chao!”

Okay, so maybe her voice can get a little ear-piercing at times, even though I’d argue that hasn’t been the case with her most recent voice actress. Maybe her dedication to her pacifism rubs some the wrong way, since it can cause some unnecessary complications from time to time, most notably during Sonic Battle, when her (initial) refusal to fight in an intense situation led to Emerl getting beat up by Original Gammas, Do Not Steal. Or maybe she’s simply not ~radical~ enough, if you’re that sort of fan.

But me? I like her. I think she has a place, and I think she deserves to keep that place. As such, I also think it’s a tragedy that it appears as though she’s been getting phased out from a lot of Sonic products, possibly due to all these accusations directed at her. IDW has been the biggest exception to this trend thus far... but we all know what happened there, don’t we?

MFW I’m told to sign up on Bumbleking to understand a comic’s piss-poor writing.

Still, even if this unofficial phasing out continues, I’ll continue to defend Cream with the same passion I’d reserve for plenty of Sonic’s other chums. For one thing, she’s not wearing a ganja leaf.

Regardless of the game, Cream’s interactions with the rest of the cast are genuinely sweet, whether it’s Amy, Sonic, a weapon of destruction like Emerl, or a complete stranger like Blaze. She even managed to be nice and understanding to Chris Thorndyke, which is an amazing achievement considering it’s Chris Thorndyke. (Of course, even she lost her temper with Chris Thorndyke at one point, because it’s Chris Thorndyke.) Cream is not the only character who adds heart to the Sonic universe - other examples include Amy, Tails, even Sonic himself at times - but she has her place in doing so all the same... unlike Chris Thorndyke.

I’m always going on about how it’s important to acknowledge Sonic’s world for all it has to offer, rather than take one aspect of it and take it up to eleven at the expense of everything else. That belief of mine also applies here, because as much as it may be a balls to the wall playground filled with cartoon edge and badass attitude, the main star is still a blue hedgehog who rolls into a fuzzy ball, the Ultimate Lifeform with a tragic past is still a black hedgehog who wears hover skates, and the main villain, horrible and brutal as he is, is still shaped like an egg. Appealing charm is inherent to this franchise, no less so than bodaciousness. So Cream isn’t any less appropriate than someone like Shadow.

Although how she hasn’t yet been traumatized by all that she’s been through will be a riddle for the ages. Abductions, abductions of her mother, dead robot friends...

“Shit happens, kid.”

Crusher Gives Cream a: Thumbs Up!

Well, that was a refreshingly easy one. Now if you’ll excuse me, I better get out of here before Trudy takes issue with me for swearing so much in a Cream-related context... oh god, here she comes-!

[nishiisenpai]

wotakoi dance - tendou satori, tsukishima kei, kenma kozume

REQUEST:  “hii can i request hcs for tendou, tsukki and kenma with an s/o that wants to do the wotakoi dance with them? thankss💖😻 - anon”

A/N: I love this dance so much and it’s so addicting. i feel ashamed that i haven’t watched this anime yet so i shall do this when i have a break from school.

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WARNING: FLUFF, FLUFF, FLUFF! (maybe some swearing for comedy?)

WHO: Tendou Satori x Reader, Tsukishima Kei x Reader, Kenma Kozume x Reader

FORMAT: Headcon!

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tendou satori

i feel like tendou would know this already

like, imprinted in his brain

by HEART

i mean come on, just look at his cute dance he does

baki baki ni ore- nAni Wo?

so as i was saying👀

he would know this by heart-

i think the first time he would hear the audio was from you scrolling onto tiktok and watching some videos that used the same audio.

then from there it was just chaos.

instead of you asking him to do this dance with you, it would be HIM asking YOU to do the dance instead.

god i love this dork so much omfg

he would walk into the living room where you were, take your hand, bring you into his room, tell you to sit down, and start recording.

at first you would be confused cause like,

wtf tendou, why did you just take me into a different room just for me to sit down again???🤨😑

but then you’ll recognize the audio and finally understand why he sat you down.

it’ll take you a few seconds before getting really excited and bubbly about it

the first few tries were rough because it was just you laughing at the way tendou’s head pops up from behind his chair where you sat.

like GAHHHH 🥺🥺🥺

i love tendou so much omfg sahdhaasdh

anyways, let’s say y’all are tiktok famous thanks to tendou’s secret tiktok account he had

not at ushijima asking tendou how to do the dance and semi silently judging in cursive

but that’s okay because you did not regret a single thing.

other than the fact that the whole school of Shiratorizawa knows about it-

like y’all got fans

even teachers know about it because a student was playing the video during class 

now you have to beg Tendou to take the video down and OFF the internet.

tsukishima kei

oH KAY

time for our : salty dinosaur 🦖

he would find this dance so STUPID

like he’s just looking at you from afar and judging you for all the times you’ve held your phone in a karen position

yes, i just did that to y’all

aHEM

he would probably be sick of hearing the song to the point he’ll take your phone and put it at the tallest point of the house

why you gotta be like that bro😃💔

feelings : hurt

heart : broken

y/n : sad

tsukki : glad

this man gives zero fucks about this dance or the audio

though he gives mAjor fuCks when you’re all sulky and upset at him

the tsukishima kei is suddenly soft???

like i feel that he would be all apologetic and less salty and more sweet than he was.

tho don’t get me wrong, tsukki is still the same salty boy.

after he passes the “sweet tsuki” 

(literally not even five minutes later)

he’d be like: “eyo, ik you sulky asf with me but i need you to stop this.”

and you’re like: “eh, not my problem”

then he’s just standing there like: 🧍‍♂️tf?

so he’d make it up to you by asking you to teach him the dance in the most flattest voice

even more flat than oikawa’s ass

uhm... chile, anyways-

he’d would say smth like: “uh, you wanna teach me that dance or whatever?”

and you’re staring at him confused cause suddenly this walmart looking pole who you call your boyfriend is asking for you to teach the dance to him

EVEN THO HE SAID IT WAS: s t u p i d

but you’re not that salty, so you say, “yeah sure” and go teach him the dance.

next thing you know, he’s playing the song 24/7

“tsukki can you-“

*does the dance*

“so what are your plans today?”

*does the dance*

“tsukki are you taking a shit?”

*does the dance*

istg this boy is the biggest hypocrite like omfg

pick a struggle🖐🙄

kenma kozume

kenma would secretly know this

without a doubt

i feel like lev would have tried doing this with kenma

though kenma told him to fuck off and now lev is crying

aww poor baby🥺

since your relationship is on the low and laid back, i don’t think he would participate in any of the tiktok trends you would do or find

so now you’re all sulky but you understand and don’t ask him to join in cause kenma just doesn’t like being on camera or seen as a public figure

or so you thought...

other than his twitch account he has, to play games

like y’all are seriously the cutest when you guys play games together

it’s mainly just kenma holding you in between him while he streams and plays games on his pc tho

i am MEGA SOFT😭

cOugH cOugH

yk how i talked about kenma doing his live streams?

this is where the dance takes place

kenma had asked in a previous live stream about which anime you two should watch together 

and by popular demand, it just so happened-

just happened to be: “Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashii”

so y’all are sitting together on his comfy chair

all cuddled up 

like a bundle of cutie pies

AHHHH I NEED TO STOP

so as i was saying, y’all are cuddled up together

kenma behind you with his arms around you and your cute figure

awww look at you guys :’)

so the opening plays and you’re just sitting there doing the dance

but you feel the movement of kenma shifting 

so you’re like dude why you movin?

AND HE’S JUST SUBTLY DOING THE MOVEMENTS AND LIKE IT’S SO CUTE CAUSE KENMA IS BEING YOUR BACKUP AND JSDHASJFHDS

is it obvious that i am thriving for this soft interaction?

anywho, his comment section of the live stream is just flooded with kenma doing the dance and you guys being absolute GOALS

🥰😤🥺❤️

GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT JUST SAJDKLAJSHFDJSHADF

[sarahjtv]

BNHA Chapter 313 Short Thoughts & Berserk

So, for anyone following me for my My Hero Academia analysis stuff, unfortunately, I don't think I’ll get one out this week.  The chapter was amazing, don’t get me wrong, but I just didn’t have time to really write anything big about it.  Blame the BNHA: The Strongest Hero mobile game that released this week.  Gatcha games really suck me in.  Bakugo was my first random pull amazingly, but I haven’t gotten my fave Shoto yet.  I want my man to come home 😭.  Anyway, I will point out a few things from this chapter:

Thank god All Might is alive!  I didn’t expect him to die, but I’m still afraid of that possibility someday.  That one panel of him declaring himself to those thugs was amazing and I can see why it gave people Stain vibes.  Where is that guy anyway?  Also, I want All Might to sign Izuku’s adoption papers already.  He really is Izuku’s father at this point.  

All Might warned the Top 3 (Endeavor, Best Jeanist, and Hawks) about Lady Nagant, so I expect them to pop up sometime soon.  Especially Hawks.  That’ll be an interesting reunion with his Senpai.

Lady Nagant is still beautiful and badass and I love this Queen 👑

Deku got shot in the stomach (or side?) and he’s fucking pissed!  This kid’s nuts for being so reckless right now, but it looks like he’ll do anything to get info on AFO and Shigaraki.  This arc is really doing things to Deku.  I got a bad feeling that his recklessness will bit him in the ass real soon.

I think En (the 6th Holder) is rising up the ranks of being one of my favorite OFA predecessors.  I like his design, his personality, and how he mentors Deku.  The faces he made this week are amazing!  This man is just done with Deku’s shit he wants to go back to Shoyo Hinata and play volleyball again 😂  Also, he said “Hey, Hey, Hey!” in the fan translations and I can’t unhear Bokuto from Haikyuu!! whenever someone says that DAMN YOU OWL🦉

Lady Nagant’s Quirk can make her a sniper scope out of what looks like muscle or tissue because of course it freaking can.

Finally, I’m still confused on what the 3rd Holder’s Quirk is:  Fa Jin.  I think everyone is.  Apparently research says that it’s a form of Chinese martial arts that unleashes kinetic energy.  That’s why Deku was doing all those squats with his legs before he jumped to grab Lady Nagant.  I’m thinking it’s like how Black Panther’s costume stored kinetic energy and unleashed it whenever he did a punch to the ground.  Or something like that.  Horikoshi really needs to explain this one next week.

So yeah, awesome chapter this week with some action, badass All Might, and big reckless brain energy from Deku.  

And finally (and this will be a long spiel), I really need to address the sudden death of Berserk’s mangaka, Kentaro Miura (age 54), that was announced to the public recently.  He died back in May 6th due to an Acute Aortic Dissection.  I’ll admit to never reading Berserk or watching the anime adaption.  I know about it, but I never got around to actually getting myself into the series.  I heard amazing things about it, but I also heard that is has every content warning under the sun (abuse, sexual assault, rape, torture, murder, etc.).  It’s like if manga had a rating, Berserk would be rated-R full stop.  Still, I would like to get around to reading it one day.  Even so, I have seen some panels from the manga and it is literally God-Tier art.  It’s so rare to see an artist put in so much work into their pieces.  Every little detail is drawn masterfully.  If you looked at his panels far away, you’d swear that it was a photo.  If you looked up closely, you could see every single line Miura drew.  Honestly, his work deserves its own museum.  His story and work were so influential to the pop culture we know.  There would be no Souls series without Berserk.  There wouldn’t be Cloud Strife.  Any buff character with a gigantic-ass sword was inspired by Berserk in some way shape or form.  Other mangaka both loved and were inspired by Berserk like our own Kohei Horikoshi.  Miura-san was a true legend in his own right and he will be deeply missed.

I’m no doctor and I’m honestly not sure what really caused Miura-san’s untimely death, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the stress of mangakas’ absolutely brutal schedule was one of the causes.  In case you don’t know, mangakas pretty much literally put their lives into their works.  Their schedule is roughly like the one seen below.  Sleep and free-time are basically non-existent for them. The same goes for a lot of animators out there with Studio Mappa (despite their amazing animation) being one of the biggest causes of factory-like work in the industry lately.  I wish Miura’s death didn’t bring get this topic trending, but I do hope that both the manga and anime industry finally see what this work does to their artist and gives them a much more breathable schedule.  Shonen Jump+, Jump’s exclusive online manga is actually doing fairly well with their mangaka in terms of schedule.  Series like Spy X Family and Kaiju No. 8 have their mangakas release their chapters every 1-2 weeks.  They even let their mangaka take breaks if they need to with beautiful pieces of artwork as consolation.  God knows I had to wait a full month for a Spy X Family chapter to come out.  Regardless, I truly do hope this is a wake-up-call for the manga and anime industries.  I hope things get better for all the mangaka and animators.  They deserve all the praise, rest, and ease they can get.  Respect and love your mangaka and animators, my friends.  RIP, Kentaro Miura.

[orangepanic]

I saw this “100 OTP questions” by @the-moon-dust-writings and figured I'd procrastinate:

1. Who loves flower crowns more?

Neither of them really, but Asami might make Iroh wear one just to laugh at him.

2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle?

Iroh. Asami likes it, too, but he usually initiates.

3. Who has awful taste in music?

Honestly, both of them. Asami likes terrible dance music and Iroh likes obscure combinations of horns and bells and stuff from different cultures.

4. Who is the meme lover?

Asami thinks they’re funny. Iroh doesn’t quite understand.

5. How did their second date go?

Iroh tried to take Asami somewhere very fancy, but the wait was too long. They ended up making out in a shadowy doorway down the street and missing their reservation entirely. Iroh was mortified, but Asami dragged him around the corner to a low-key noodle shop that has since become their favorite restaurant.

6. How many children do they want/have?

Asami thinks about three. Iroh, as many as Asami will agree to.

7. Who hides the weapons?

Iroh hides weapons for Asami around the house so she’ll always have something on hand. In a drawer in the kitchen, on her nightstand, etc. He knows she can take care of herself… and he stashes weapons for her anyway. Asami rolls her eyes but secretly thinks it’s sweet.

8. Who is the better dancer?

Asami. She likes dancing, and learned formal dancing in school. Iroh can’t dance at all, having skipped out on all his lessons as a child after bribing his instructor. He thought dancing is boring, but likes dancing with Asami and lets her lead.

9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding?

No. They quite deliberately have a very normal wedding, including cutting out a lot of the more stuffy Fire Nation customs because Iroh doesn’t want Asami to feel out of place not having any family present.

10. What do their parents think of them dating?

Hiroshi Sato is livid, and actually tried to have Iroh assassinated from prison. His little girl, marry a firebender? A prince of the firebenders? Iroh’s parents are more accepting. Izumi initially thinks Asami is too young and gives Iroh a hard time about how quickly he got serious, but quickly comes around when it’s clear Asami is very mature for her age. Within a year Iroh’s parents are both hounding him on when he’ll make it official.

11. Are they a super sappy couple?

They are that couple everybody hates.

12. How did they get together?

They meet during the Equalist revolution, but don’t get together until long after. Iroh has a crush on Asami almost immediately, but spends forever sitting on it thinking it wasn’t the right time and trying to be friends until one day he just kind of slips up and kisses her. She kisses him back. It turns out Asami liked him, too, but she isn’t great at reading people and had no idea he was interested.

13. Who asked the other to get married?

Iroh just kind of blurts it out one day.

14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes?

Asami is the night owl. Iroh makes the bad jokes.

15. Who is the nerd?

Oh my god, both of them. Asami is more of the classic nerd. Iroh is more of a dork.

16. Who knows the most obscure facts?

Iroh.

17. Who makes the other a flower crown?

Two questions about flower crowns out of 100?? Changing this to who is more dominant in bed. Asami.

18. Who likes to read?

Iroh. They both do, but he’s much more into it.

19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads?

Asami. She has the shorter attention span.

20. Who tutors the other?

They both would in different subjects. Asami is better at math, physics, etc. Iroh is better at philosophy and languages.

21. Do they have similar taste in movies?

No. Asami likes gory slasher films and lots of action. Iroh scoffs and thinks they’re dumb. Asami, in turn, thinks his period dramas can be kind of boring, and refuses to count documentaries as movies. But there’s a healthy overlap in things like Vikings and Game of Thrones.

22. How do their personalities complement each other?

Asami helps Iroh lighten up a bit, drawing him out of his shell, and gives him an anchor and a sense of home. She’s more social than he is, and a lot of her friends eventually become his. But she’s also quiet enough and serious enough that she doesn’t tire him out and can feed his need for downtime. Iroh, in turn, loves seldom but deeply, and gives Asami the kind of fierce, unconditional love and stability she needs. He’s also genuinely interested in her projects, is smart enough to follow most of it, and is one of the only people who can occasionally beat her in Pai Sho. They have a lot of fun together just being nerds.

23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon?

They don’t have to tell anybody. It’s all over Iroh’s face like a big neon sign.

24. Who has better fashion sense?

Asami, but not by much. She’s more up to date with trends, while Iroh’s style is clean and classic.

25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner?

Hoo boy, both of them. Do not go there.

26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle?

Neither of them sing in the satomobile. Iroh has a decent voice, but he’s a bit private about it. Asami mostly hums.

27. What other couple would your otp get along with?

Iroh quickly becomes BFFs with Bolin. Asami and Opal aren’t quite as close, but they like each other’s company and have fun as a foursome. They also get along quite well with Pema and Tenzin.

28. Who likes to prank the other?

Iroh tries more often. Asami’s pranks are more successful.

29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures?

Iroh, though generally Korra is the picture taker in the group.

30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates?

Iroh raises an eyebrow. “Hmm.” Asami only shrugs. They both already knew that.

31. Where would they live?

They like Republic City and decide to stay downtown, first in an apartment and eventually a larger townhouse.

32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one?

Whichever one Iroh made friends with. Asami is a bit wary of animals and would need him to convince her it was safe.

33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be?

The kind that live in a beautiful house with perfect collections that took hundreds of years to make. Iroh has first editions of everything in a giant library, arranged in a complex system only he understands. He’s working on his 14th language. Asami has invented artificial blood and doesn’t miss sunburns. Occasionally she’ll throw one of those big fancy vampire balls just so they can both get dressed up. They’re pretty happy.

34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween?

They once went as Lady Tienhai and the last king of Mo Ce because picking something obscure and historical was the only way to get Iroh into a costume.

35. Can they name each other’s favourite food?

Kind of. They are both really into food, so picking a favorite is hard. But if the question is can they order for one another, absolutely.

36. Do they have pet names for one another?

Asami sometimes calls Iroh “General Hotstuff” when she’s teasing. Iroh sometimes calls Asami “sex pretzel” when he’s 1000% sure they are alone.

37. How do they cheer each other up?

Asami is more of a gift giver. She’ll show up with Iroh’s favorite take-out or make him something in her workshop—anything to make him feel special and valued. Iroh is all about quality time, and will swing by Asami’s office to haul her out on surprise dates. He also gives great hugs.

38. Do they show a lot of PDA?

No. Iroh is very uncomfortable with PDA, especially when he’s in uniform. Asami follows his lead.

39. How old were they when they got together?

Asami was 19-20, Iroh 24-25.

40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home?

Iroh, 100%. He’s such a sucker.

41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses?

Yes, though Asami is the only one who really tries.

42. What is their song?

They don’t really have one.

43. What does their room look like?

Asami moved in with Iroh, so it’s very basic. White walls, perfectly made bed, a neatly organized desk in the far corner by the window. He’s a total minimalist, having spent most of his adult life on a ship. Asami added a very fluffy comforter in *gasp* a color and lots of pillows.

44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded?

They’d take turns, and at some point Asami would turn it into a contest.

45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed?

Iroh. Asami is a terrible cook.

46. Who loves kids more?

Iroh.

47. Do either of them have a crazy ex?

Not crazy, but Iroh and his ex are not on good terms. He doesn’t like to talk about it.

48. What are their favourite colours?

Asami, purple. Iroh, black. He gets annoyed when people get him so much red stuff.

49. Who likes to cook?

Iroh. He fired Asami from the kitchen, something they are both grateful for.

50. Who is the forgetful one?

Asami.

51. Does either of them know how to fight?

Have you met these people?

52. What do they do for Valentines Day?

Iroh would probably plan something elaborate for them to go out. Asami would plan something sexy for when they got home.

53. Who swears more?

Asami, at least out loud. Iroh mostly swears under his breath.

54. Who has the better comebacks?

Asami. It’s not even close.

55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale?

Probably Asami, unless it was about the kids. If anyone comes for Iroh’s kids, they’d better hide.

56. Who reads buzzfeed?

Asami.

57. Who is the hopeless romantic?

Iroh, hands down.

58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand?

Asami can manage it.

59. Who can rap better?

Asami, though Iroh is the only one who actually listens to rap.

60. Do either of them want to go sky diving?

Asami would love to. Iroh laughs. “Been there.”

61. What do they usually text about?

Some version of “I miss you” or random pictures of stuff. They generally only text when Iroh is away as they’re both busy during the day.

62. Who is the dramatic one?

Asami has a shorter fuse. Iroh is more ridiculous when he loses his shit.

63. Is either one confrontational?

Not really.

64. What is their favourite cuddle position?

Asami will lay on top of Iroh on the couch like a sandwich. It’s the only position she seems to be able to nap in.

65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)?”

See above about terrible taste in music.

66. What are their parenting styles?

Iroh covers a lot of the basics. He sets a schedule, makes lunches, tells bedtime stories, is more likely to help with the homework. Asami is the one who gets them around and does most of the interacting with teachers, other parents, etc. They share things fairly equally.

67. Who would be the more laid back one?

Iroh.

68. Who listens to more vulgar music?

Asami.

69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know?

Yes. Asami can be secretive about some of her projects, both out of an abundance of caution but also because she likes a big reveal. Iroh keeps some past relationship stuff close, and will occasionally read a steamy romance novel for “tips.”

70. Who is their go to couple for a double date?

Bolin and Opal

71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date?

Iroh tips very well.

72. How do they work out a fight?

Asami yells. Iroh yells back. One of them storms off. The other one waits about half an hour then goes to find them, usually with an offering of food. There are hugs. Somebody cries. Then they finally talk it out before falling asleep together.

73. Who brings home an illegal pet?

Asami. She is less likely to have a pet, but if she does, it’s going to be a weird one.

74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on?

Iroh is on the side by the window because he likes to get up with the sun.

75. What is their favorite photo of them two together?

There’s a photo Korra took at the beach where Iroh has Asami thrown over his shoulder right before dunking her in the water. This is the picture he takes with him when he’s deployed.

76. Who takes longer in the bathroom?

Asami.

77. Who has more songs on their ipod?

Iroh. If you can call them songs.

78. What movie did they first see together?

Iroh took her to Last Days of the Sun Warriors. She fell asleep. He said the book was better.

79. What do they like to see each other in?

Asami thinks Iroh’s butt looks great in jeans. Iroh got Asami a red silk robe from the Fire Nation and likes to see it fall off.

80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times?

Iroh.

81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children?

Mid-20s, though they don’t have them until a little later.

82. What do they love about each other the most?

Iroh likes that Asami is tough and smart and a problem-solver. Asami likes that Iroh is kind and brave and has a strong moral compass.

83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focus’s on the small details?

They are both big picture people, which is sometimes a problem. Of the two, Asami is probably better at details, but she’s also forgetful.

84. What would they write on their partner’s social media’s for their anniversary?

Asami would probably put up a picture of them and say something brief but sweet. Iroh doesn’t really understand social media and would just paste a heart-eyes emoji.

85. Who is bad at math?

Iroh. He’s not bad, per se, but Asami is very, very good.

86. Who googles everything?

Asami.

87. Who does stuff on impulse?

Both of them in different ways. Asami is generally more flexible. Iroh usually has a plan but makes big decisions completely off the cuff.

88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation?

Lots of physical touch. Iroh will kind of just wrap himself around her in one giant, whole body hug. Asami will spend some time cursing out whomever is causing the issue, then let him lay his head in her lap and give Iroh a good head scratch or massage.

89. What is an inside joke they have?

There was one time they had sex in Asami’s office at Future Industries, so occasionally she’ll drop things like, “feel like coming by the office?” with a suggestive eyebrow waggle. Iroh is, predictably, very embarrassed. Also interested.

90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all?

Asami: *exists* Iroh: *smiles*

91. What is their favourite holiday?

New Years is a big deal in the Fire Nation. Iroh loves his family and likes going home, and Asami has grown to love it almost as much.

92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive?

They take turns. Both of them can have quite a temper when pushed too hard.

93. What is their favourite board game to play?

They’re both big Pai Sho fans, but can get into any kind of strategy game. Nobody really likes to play them though, they're too good.

94. Who accidentally sets something on fire?

Asami. Iroh hasn’t had a fire accident since he was four.

95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store?

Asami. She’d rob the store, too, but no way is she letting Iroh drive.

96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert?

Iroh booked a private box at the Republic City Opera, thinking that was an impressive thing he should do on a date. It turns out neither of them like opera, and by the end they were both making fun of it.

97. Who sleep talks?

Asami. Iroh thinks it’s funny.

98. Who is the more social one?

Asami, by a long shot.

99. What are their karaoke songs?

Neither of them would really sing karaoke, but Iroh cannot hold his liquor like at all so if he ever got really plastered Asami might be able to drag him up there. By which point he’d be too far gone to have an opinion on the song and would sing just about anything.

100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh?

Asami.

[dylanxmin]

strawberry picking | ksj

pairing; kim seokjin x reader 

genre; western, humor, fluff, 

rating; pg-15

warnings; slight violence (not what you guys think;)

word count; 1.7k 

summary; jin hates everything,, 

a/n;  This is part of the Bangtan Rodeo Drabble Game hosting by @hobiance ♡

a/n2; I hope you’ll like reading this fic guys,, feedbacks are always appreciated,, love y’all ♡  

Jin decides on hating his friends, but mostly from Taehyung. Did they have to visit here just because Taehyung comes from a farmer family? Why Jin has to come here, just because of him? He couldn't understand that. Yes, they were friends and all, but Jin isn't created for farm life, either for country life. He did hate everything because his clothes get dirty from almost everything he touches. 

He also hates strawberry picking, as his friends left him for doing that. What a stupid thing to do, Jin thought. Why a person would pick his strawberries on their own, rather than hiring a worker for that? 

He did hate everything, and everyone until he sees someone particular. Chestnut long hair waving on the wind, clouding the round body of yours. Jin did hate everyone, everyone but you. 

You didn't know that someone was watching you while fixing the broken sprinkler. You get up after adjusting it on the ground, safely. Slight pain rises from your back to your neck, after you get up. Sprinkler seems fine to you, so you think making a sacrifice from a healthy back is not that bad. 

''Fine as cream gravy,'' you say to yourself, putting your hands to your bask waist to push there to make the pain go away. You hear some thudding voice from there, and sudden relief takes over your body. 

''Oh my! What are you looking at?'' you put your hand on your chest, after seeing the man who stands behind you, watching you like a creep. Your heart race goes high immediately, and you try to reach the closest shovel without making him realize. 

On the other hand, Jin stood there before finding the right words. He didn't know what to say, he was over the moon for a second. He liked how your hair covers your back, freckles covering your cheeks, and your button nose. He did also fell for your hazel eyes, even though they were eying him with horror. 

''What, cat got your tongue?'' you yell at him for the second time, and this helped him to adjust his thoughts. 

''I- I didn't want to scare you, I'm sorry,'' he holds his hands up, tries to reassure you that he has no harm towards you. He could feel his pulse back of his neck, with anxiety sweats. He didn't want to look at you like a creep but he couldn't stop himself from doing it. 

''You look like a bunko artist. Why would I believe you?'' you said with a sigh of irritation, try to hide your smile when you grabbed the shovel tightly. 

''I don't know what that means, but I swear I'm not here to cause any danger-'' his words cut by your sudden move, pushing the shovel to his side, causing him to flinch under your sight. ''FOR GOD SAKE! Are you trying to kill me? Look, do you know Taehyung? I'm with him. Please say you know him.'' 

You stop trying to hit him with the shovel after hearing the name of your cousin. Your eyes narrowed, scanning him to understand if he says the truth. But you did believe him after seeing how freaked out he is, terrified from you. You take the shovel from his face, leaned on it with your arm after putting it down. 

''Why are you here then? I heard they were picking strawberries.'' you raised a brow, still not convinced completely. 

Stupid strawberry picking! Jin thinks to himself. Strawberry picking is the new trend and he doesn't know or something? Why everyone is so obsessed with this all of a sudden? But he realized your patient was going low, so he let those questions slide, and focused on giving you a proper answer. 

''I didn't want to go with them? No offense but it's not to the best thing to do.'' Jin says with irony, but he rejects saying it after seeing how a vein popped out in your neck. Looking at your clothes, he could say that you are coming from a farmer family, and he understands that you get offended words. 

''Okay, please don't hit me!'' he cries out, leaving you in surprise. 

''I... wasn't gonna do it anyway,'' you drop the shovel from your hand, and he takes a deep breath. He didn't need to know that you were exactly going to hit him with your shovel, but it wasn't the important thing here. 

You turn your back at him and start to walk towards the field, where the tractor waits for you. You had so many things to do, rather than dealing with an idiot. To be fair, a handsome idiot. Jet black hair hangs under his head, wavy bangs falling on his forehead, sparkling eyes sends a shiver down your stomach. Still, you are convinced that he was a stupid man, handsome but stupid. 

While you leaving him behind, Jin decided to get to know you, not letting you go so easily. He wanted to learn about the girl who almost gets beat by. So, he starts to follow you. 

''How do you know Teahyung?'' he asks, walks two feet apart from you. He wouldn't admit, but he lowkey scared from you. 

''Why would I answer any of your questions?'' you say in a dry tone, trying to avoid him, but he is making it difficult for you. 

''Well, you did stop hitting me after I said his name, so I'm curious.'' he continues to bother you with his questions. ''So, where did you know him?'' 

''He is my cousin. There, you got your answer,'' you say with a hand gesture, wishing him to stop following you. But of course, he won't. 

''Wait--You are Y/N?'' he doubts, and you turn your back after he sais your name. You didn't want him to learn your name, even though he says it with a great tone. 

''Yes, but how do you know?'' you start to patting the ground with your shoe, arms crossed above your chest. His eyes get brighter like there is a way. A sheepish smile takes over his face, white teeth appear between his thick lips. 

''Taehyung tells a lot about you.'' he drew his lower lip between his teeth, still sending you a smile. ''You choose to stay with your family after college, and taking care of the animals on the farm, right?'' 

Your eyes widen after his words, surprised how much he knows. You swear to kill Taehyung for telling these things to him. And your patient starts to run short. 

''Look, I know what you're trying to do. So, please don't. Yes, Taehyung is my cousin, but he turns into a city slicker, and with a glance, I could say that you're no different from him.'' you turn your back at him once again, without waiting for a response from him. 

Maybe it was mean, but you had a point. His clothes were ironed perfectly, hair sprayed to look good. He is a big city slicker, just like your cousin. So, you were saying the truth. 

''You couldn't be more wrong,'' he accuses, yells from behind. 

''Do you even know what is city slicker means?'' you asked while trying to get on the tractor. While you are adjusting yourself on it, you catch him while he was looking at his phone, probably searching the meaning of the word. You let out a sigh, shaking your head in disbelief. Sure, he is a stubborn man. 

''I could prove how wrong you are by riding that,'' he points the tractor, fingers shaking slightly. 

''You don't need to do that, serios-'' 

''Slide a little,'' he insists while shaking his hand in the air. ''Let me show you how it's done.'' 

You quit, crossing your arms under your chest once again. 

Jin eyes the tractor, every part of it, but of course, he has no idea about using a tractor. Sweat starts to rise on his forehead, hands start to shake but he puts his poker face not to hint you his emotions. He wanted to prove you were wrong, so maybe he would catch a date from you. 

''Look, maybe you should stop-'' 

''Everything is under control,'' he tries to reassure you, but nothing was under control. Tractor starts to make growling voices, trembling violently more than ever, and he didn't even know what he did wrong. 

''Stop the engine!'' you shout at him after the smoke rises from the tractor. 

''It won't!'' Jin shouts back, touching everything in a hurry, but as he said, it won't stop. Meanwhile, smoke increases. 

''Let me try,'' you hit his hand to make him stop playing everything he sees. But no matter how hard you try to stop the engine, it won't, continues to wander on the field. 

''Skedaddle!'' you shout, before jumping on it. But he stays on there, eyes widen in shook, and he goes far away. 

''I said skedaddle, you idiot!'' 

''I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!'' he yells back, and you hit your forehead before yelling at him once again. 

''JUMP!'' and he does, after a minute of hesitation. 

Yes, maybe he didn't know what that means, but you jump after you say it. Can't he take it as a hint? 

''You left me on that'' he gasps, hands holding his knees. 

''Can't you figure it out that you should jump?'' you amazed how he turns into a drama queen, and how scared he was. 

''You owe me!'' he says while shaking his head in disbelief. To be honest, he isn't that scared, but he decides to turn this into an opportunity. 

''Owe you what?'' you nibbled on your bottom lip, watching him while his mouth curved into a smile. 

''A date, of course.'' he opens his arms to emphasize his words. 

You eyed him from head to toe. There was no reason for you to say no to him, and you didn't want to say no, either. 

''Okay,'' you nod, before turning your back. He stayed there for a second, trying to understand what you said, and when he gets it, he runs to you. 

''Wait, seriously?'' 

''Yes, you must want this so much that you almost killed yourself on that.'' you point the tractor, which it stopped itself now, smokes starts to fades away.  ''And if your conversation is good enough, you might even not owe me a new tractor.'' you say while trying to hide your smile. 

His eyes filled with lights, darting over you. To be honest, you did like him. Plus, he was your cousin's friend, so that means he is not that bad. So, why wouldn't you give him a change? Bet, it’s going to be an amusing date. 

[nightwingshero]

Character Study

I was tagged by @scarlettkat86 thank you, dear!

Yeah...I only did my favorites the ones I’m currently focused on right now. Jane is on the list, but I honestly think three is enough for this. Besides, it’s super early in the morning. 

Dahlia Strong

LAYER 01: THE OUTSIDE

NAME: Dahlia Mae Strong

EYE COLOUR: They’re ice green

HAIR STYLE / COLOUR: It changes, darling. It’s brown, clearly, but whether it’s short or long usually goes with the trend. But it’s normally short with curls.

HEIGHT: 5′03″

CLOTHING STYLE: *sigh* obviously whatever is currently in style. Mostly a dress with heels, stockings, a clutch and a nice coat and hat to go with. Now, I have heard of the women’s suits. Aunt Pol just got one and mine are coming in soon. 

BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: *laughs* All of me isn’t enough? Mmm...I would say that perhaps my eyes would be the best. Maybe my smile, it tends to get people’s attention. Although Alfie would say it’s something else...and well, that’s not exactly appropriate for polite conversation, now is it?

LAYER 02: THE INSIDE

FEAR: I’m a Shelby, we don’t fear anything. But if I had to choose...losing my family and those dear to me. Our family is very close, don’t fuck with us, dear. 

GUILTY PLEASURE: I have a weakness for treats and sweets. There’s also a “baker” in Camden Town.

BIGGEST PET PEEVE: Stupidity. I have little patience for it. 

AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE: Succeeding with our family, dear. Shelby Company Limited is doing well. But I think deep down, I really would like to retire somewhere relaxing and enjoy that success. 

LAYER 03: THOUGHTS

FIRST THOUGHTS WAKING UP: Fucking hell, what did I have to do today?

WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT MOST: The business, of course. Business comes first, darling. 

WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT BEFORE BED: None of your bloody business.

WHAT THEY THINK THEIR BEST QUALITY IS: Darling, I am very good at sweet talking and getting out of trouble.I’m also good at yelling at people...

LAYER 04: EITHER OR

SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Group date...? Is that another term for orgy? I would prefer not to, but thank you. There’s a certain...someone who would not appreciate my participation in such a thing.

TO BE LOVED OR RESPECTED: Respected. People don’t listen to you if they don’t respect you, my dear. Make sure they know who the boss is. 

BEAUTY OR BRAINS: What’s wrong with having both? That’s where the power lies, dear. Always choose both.

DOGS OR CATS: I have a cat, but I also adore dogs. They’re very cute, and good to keep around the house in case of protection. 

LAYER 05: DO THEY

LIE: If I did, I wouldn’t tell you, would I?

BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES: Bloody hell, of course I do. 

BELIEVE IN LOVE: Oh. Well, that’s an odd question. What does that matter?

WANT SOMEONE: *clears throat* I...I would rather not talk about this.

LAYER 06: HAVE THEY

BEEN ON STAGE: Oh, of course. I was a burlesque dancer. 

DONE DRUGS: No, although Finn tells me that snow is fun. Or well, cocaine, I should say. I haven’t tried it though, I’m rather fun without it. 

CHANGED WHO THEY WERE TO FIT IN: No. I am who I am, darling. People change to fit in with me.

LAYER 07: WHAT'S THEIR

FAVORITE COLOR: I like creams, grey, and blue. Also black. Very nice. 

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Animal? I like horses and deer. 

FAVORITE BOOK: I have too many to name. I have a full library. Would you like to see?

FAVORITE GAME: I like playing cards with my cousins. Arthur always gets so upset when I beat him. 

LAYER 08: AGE

DAY THEIR NEXT BIRTHDAY WILL BE: Oct 2.

HOW OLD THEY WILL BE: 36. That’s a rude question, dear. 

LAYER 09: I...

I LOVE: My family, money...a certain man that will remain nameless, and if you say a word, I will cut out your tongue.

I FEEL: Fine. I feel fine. 

I HIDE: Whatever I have to. 

I MISS: running in the grass in my bare-feet. That is fun, darling. 

I WISH: You’d piss off. But I suppose I wish something planned out would go right for fucking once. I swear, Tommy and I will go grey from it. 

Wren Blake

LAYER 01: THE OUTSIDE

NAME: Wren Marie Blake

EYE COLOUR: Blue green, they kinda change. 

HAIR STYLE / COLOUR: My hair is black. I either keep it in a ponytail because it’s easier, but I also wear it down, too.

HEIGHT: 5′04″, unfortunately.

CLOTHING STYLE: I like skinny jeans, honestly. With a tank top, maybe a flannel. I have some t-shirts, too. And I’ll wear a leather jacket sometimes with combat boots. I have dress pants, heels, and some button ups, along with some dresses that John bought me. 

BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: My body from the neck down because have you seen my tattoos? *goes to take shirt off* I can show you if you like?

LAYER 02: THE INSIDE

FEAR: Not being good enough and being alone. 

GUILTY PLEASURE: Singing in the shower. 

BIGGEST PET PEEVE: Being lied to. Don’t fucking do it. 

AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE: Enjoy peaceful time. Is that so bad?

LAYER 03: THOUGHTS

FIRST THOUGHTS WAKING UP: Five more minutes. 

WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT MOST: How fucking stressed I am all the damn time now. Fuck. 

WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT BEFORE BED: I think about going to sleep because I fucking need it. 

WHAT THEY THINK THEIR BEST QUALITY IS: I don’t know, my sense of humor? Randy says its my talent at trying to kill people with my driving, but fuck him. 

LAYER 04: EITHER OR

SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Single dates. I don’t do groups of people, not my thing. 

TO BE LOVED OR RESPECTED: Both. I want people to love how much the respect me, and respect how much they love me. *chuckles* see, sense of humor. I’m hilarious. 

BEAUTY OR BRAINS: Brains. But not in a zombie way. 

DOGS OR CATS: Cats

LAYER 05: DO THEY

LIE: I try my best not to. 

BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES: Eh...

BELIEVE IN LOVE: ...Yes

WANT SOMEONE: None of your business!

LAYER 06: HAVE THEY

BEEN ON STAGE: Yes

DONE DRUGS: I had some fun in college...ever had acid?

CHANGED WHO THEY WERE TO FIT IN: I’ve done it before, but I don’t anymore. What’s the point of it?

LAYER 07: WHAT'S THEIR

FAVORITE COLOR: Black, navy blue, and burgundy. 

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Ravens, hawks, owls, and foxes.

FAVORITE BOOK: I like a lot of things. Jane Austen is a personal favorite, along with Edgar Allen Poe. Crime and Punishment is a good one, too. But I think Carrie by Stephen King holds dear to my heart. 

FAVORITE GAME: Video games or...? Because Spider-man, the Arkham trilogy, and God of War are pretty awesome. I like kicking Randy’s ass at Uno. There’s also drinking games...

LAYER 08: AGE

DAY THEIR NEXT BIRTHDAY WILL BE: June 24th

HOW OLD THEY WILL BE: 28.

LAYER 09: I...

I LOVE: Singing, reading, listening to music, doing whatever I want that makes me happy. My friends. 

I FEEL: Stressed. All the time. 

I HIDE: My feelings and my stash of energy drinks. 

I MISS: *sigh* My mom. I really miss my mom. 

I WISH: This shit would stop, I’m tired of the fighting. 

Randy Miller

LAYER 01: THE OUTSIDE

NAME: Randall Michael Miller. But just...call me Randy, okay? I fucking hate  that name. 

EYE COLOUR: Blue

HAIR STYLE / COLOUR: Uh, it’s brown...and I brush it sometimes, does that...does that count as styling? I wear hats too. 

HEIGHT: 5′09″

CLOTHING STYLE: Pants, shirt, leather jacket and boots. I have suits too, I think. 

BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: *laughs* arms. Definitely my arms. I tell Jane it’s my ass. 

LAYER 02: THE INSIDE

FEAR: *coughs* Wren’s fucking driving. 

GUILTY PLEASURE: Fruity drinks. I don’t give a fuck, they’re good and they fuck you up quickly. Jane makes fun of me. 

BIGGEST PET PEEVE: Don’t...don’t touch my bike, man. If you don’t want your face beat in, don’t touch my fucking bike. 

AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE: Pssh, don’t have any. Can I just worry about today? I think that’s enough. 

LAYER 03: THOUGHTS

FIRST THOUGHTS WAKING UP: Fuck this. And then I go back to sleep. Jane usually drags me out of the house. 

WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT MOST: My dogs and my bike.

WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT BEFORE BED: I can’t wait to go to sleep.

WHAT THEY THINK THEIR BEST QUALITY IS: Oh...I guess my loyalty? Trustworthiness? Fuck if I know...my arms? Look, I can fight, okay?

LAYER 04: EITHER OR

SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Eh...that all sounds like a rough time, I don’t date...well. Can...can we just skip that?

TO BE LOVED OR RESPECTED: Respected. Respect me, respect the bike, don’t touch it, and respect my dogs. Or else. 

BEAUTY OR BRAINS: I have both, so no brainer there...wait...

DOGS OR CATS: Dogs. Cats freak me the fuck out. 

LAYER 05: DO THEY

LIE: When I need to

BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES: I believe I’m pretty fucking awesome.

BELIEVE IN LOVE: Why are you asking?

WANT SOMEONE: *clears throat and shifts uncomfortably* Why are you asking these weird questions?

LAYER 06: HAVE THEY

BEEN ON STAGE: Fuck no.

DONE DRUGS: I plead the fifth...Johnny taught me that one. 

CHANGED WHO THEY WERE TO FIT IN: Fuck no. 

LAYER 07: WHAT'S THEIR

FAVORITE COLOR: Black and dark green. 

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Hawks and wolves are pretty cool. So are bears, when they’re not trying to kill you. 

FAVORITE BOOK: I like a lot of Ernest Hemingway, but I read mostly poetry. 

FAVORITE GAME: I kick Wren’s ass at Uno. We do drinking games, too. And Monopoly, but don’t tell her I told you. 

LAYER 08: AGE

DAY THEIR NEXT BIRTHDAY WILL BE: July 1st

HOW OLD THEY WILL BE: 31.

LAYER 09: I...

I LOVE: Fighting, riding dirt bikes and my motorcycle, my dogs...all kinds of things. 

I FEEL: Tired. 

I HIDE: My fucking whiskey because Wren and Jane steal it. 

I MISS: Motorcross racing. It’s so much fucking fun, man. 

I WISH: I had another dog. I’ve been thinking about either getting a German Shepherd, Boxer, or a Pitbull. I don’t know yet...I might get all three. 

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