#i think i walked half a mile or so

[savethepinecones]

adding onto the wild ups and downs of the day i just spent an hour wandering outside in slides and a sweatshirt because my mother decided that the best way to deal with an argument was to leave the car and walk around without her phone and hope her famously horrible sense of direction didnt prevent her from getting home. my stepdad called me because hed tried to go after her and fucking went into a-fib so i drove out to the car and tracked her footprints through the fucking snow- at midnight!!!- a solid half mile while my stepdad drove around trying to find her

[collophora]

"Let's fix this drawing" *redraw the whole thing*

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[yardsards]

today i decided to take a lil walk after my haircut and i was like "i'll just go down another block on this road" but didn't realize the block system had ENDED on that road. and then i was like "well i don't feel like turning back around, i'll just keep walking til there's a turn" but there were no turns even after over a mile of walking

so i pulled up my phone gps and saw that the two options for getting home were "turn around and walk that shitty road home" (easier but more boring) or "walk farther down this road, go into the public forest, and cut through there to get home" (more fun but more difficult)

and i ended up going with the latter

but i had then realized by the time i was entering the forest that the sun was setting. and my phone battery was getting low.

and my legs were getting tired but i couldn't stop and rest because i needed to be out of the woods before dark and i was cutting it awfully close

so like. irl horror game protagonist simulator.

[lokh]

complains about not wanting to hand sew the hem of a skirt and leaves it for years. is invigorated by using the sewing machine. ends up hand sewing the hem anyway

[cahootings]

um not to brag but I just walked a full half mile to a bus stop in under 15 minutes without limping and fairly symmetrical gait 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💥💥💥

[crippledasinfuckyou]

fellow cripples, does exercise (even non-intensive) make you shaky?? I'm trying to get a little fitter in the hopes it will help w both my pain and my energy, so I've started doing short walks. Just got home from my first and I'm so shaky I nearly covered myself in boiling water when making tea?

[guinevereslancelot]

how is my friend's baby 12 days overdue and didn't come during the massive blizzard we had yesterday

[flintandpyrite]

You could make a religion out of this

[sea-jello]

i was procrastinating on my hw so i was reading morros wiki page cause i had to google what mango morro was (and its so fucking funny they named an ice cream after a literal villain) but anyways i read that the morro minifigure had the same hair as the kylo ren minifigure

so i searched them up and lo and behold

they are exactly the same

which got me thinking

is this what morro would look like irl??

AND during my research (reading google image captions) i found out kylo ren was a leader serving evil, then redeems himself and calls himself ben solo which is funny cause i swear there’s a hans solo somewhere in the star wars franchise THEN fucking dies right after which is?? a lot like morro?? i guess not the ben solo part but yk

but then i know jack shit about star wars so if i’m wrong about something feel free to tell me

[xxcherrycherixx]

This is your reminder to BE the party

If no one is dancing get up there and dance like a fucking crackhead on the best high of their life

I went into this gay bar with just a couple slightly dancing together near their table, i fucking took my coat off and showed those fuckers how to have a good time.

Then people started to join me and then people joined them and the next thing you know everyone is having fun!

I had so many drunk queer men approach me tonight to say how much they loved my dancing and the fact i was just happy to move to any music. When i stopped to sit for a little, one of the people from the couple came over to say that he was shocked that i took a break, they had seen me dance nonstop literally the entire time i was there. Have fun and be free and people will admire that in you and want to join you.

[southislandwren]

ohohoho boy update. today at work it was just us doing cheese while everyone else pulled an ice cream order, and i was like hey if youre not busy saturday would you want to roadtrip with me? and i fully expected him to say no, but we are roadtripping to nebraska on saturday <3 <3 anyway what playlist do i put on in the car. do we trust him enough for get loose get looser

[spynorth]

hey, my mates - remember that may is national cancer research month here in the usa. there are lots of fundraisers being hosted by research hospitals - so join a fundraiser (even if its just the activity to bring awareness to others! no donations needed) in honor of your friends, family or that random tumblr roleplayer who writes lucas north that you've seen cross your dash once or twice. <3

[bleakbluejay]

maybe it's just bc i was raised by a woman who grew up a farm girl during the Great Depression but i just don't understand how people don't use things until they're unusable -- wearing clothes until they fall off and are too threadbare to repair anymore, don't finish their plates (and even more heinous, don't store leftovers and instead opt to throw leftovers away entirely), don't force their old car to run far past the end of its life, don't keep their shoes until they can feel every pebble through the worn-down soles, don't keep their electronics with the glitchy screens until the picture becomes unusable or the damn thing doesn't turn on anymore. we used to fill near-empty bottles of soap and shampoo with water to try to help them last longer. we used to count the exact number of toilet paper squares we used. the living room couch i grew up with was already old and full of holes by the time i was born, and we kept it near 20 years more.it is such a striking cultural difference comparing my family and how we descend and behave from the arms of my great-grandmother and our matriarch, to other people's families that didn't struggle the same, or didn't keep their elders in close enough proximity to be affected by their history. how well did you know your grandparents? did you ever meet your great-grandparents, or hear stories about them?

[crayonurchin]

Party entertaining is such a wild crapshoot

My first party today was lovely. A 2 year old boys dinosaur party. Bubbles, games, silly magic and prizes. Absolutely wonderful, a great first party of the new year. Kids ate cucumber sticks and oven pizza and we happy to dance to baby shark.

Second party. No parking available without getting a ticket (I got a ticket). A Karen mother who was furious about so many things out of my control. Thousands spent on venue and catering and designer clothes- kids didn't care cuz they're not into this stuff. Kids aren't interested in my disco set up. 3 hours of just- desperately trying to make the kids have fun when they don't want to. Ends up raining so the re-load of equipment is soaking wet and cold.

Get recognised by total chance by people I entertained 2 months ago on the street and they helped me with my stuff. A waitress saw I was getting verbal abuse and comforted me at the gig. That was nice. Ended up crying in the car about -issues- and being yelled at by an angry mother.

Got home and had oven pizza. Prepping to go be a unicorn princess for an hour at a gig that's 56 miles away tomorrow.

Entertainment is either the nicest experience or makes you cry.

[melonpond]

guess who's procrastinating studying again