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#i think it just depends on her mood pfff
evoblue · 10 months
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negative enneagram test
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Type 8. Often referred to as "The Challenger" or "The Protector," it's characterized by a strong desire for control, independence, and a fear of vulnerability. While this personality type possesses many strengths such as leadership qualities, assertiveness, and a protective nature, the negative aspects of their nature can create challenges in both their personal lives and relationships. Their negative aspects tend to take the following forms:
Dominance: Tendency to dominate situations and people, seeking control.
Anger and Aggression: Struggling with anger management and expressing anger assertively.
Resistance to Vulnerability: Reluctance to show vulnerability or admit weaknesses.
Intimidation Tactics: Using forceful language and behavior to assert dominance.
Fear of Weakness: Deep fear of being perceived as weak or vulnerable.
Desire for Control: Craving control over situations and people to prevent being manipulated.
Impulsiveness: Reacting quickly and aggressively in challenging situations.
Avoiding Dependence: Aversion to depending on others or showing emotional need.
Difficulty Receiving Help: Struggle to accept help or support from others.
Confrontational Behavior: Tendency to confront conflicts head-on, sometimes causing tension.
Boundaries Can Be Overbearing: Strong boundaries can sometimes come off as domineering.
Fearing Betrayal: Worrying about being taken advantage of or betrayed.
Stubbornness: Refusing to back down, even when presented with evidence.
Neglecting Others' Feelings: Prioritizing their own needs and views over others'.
Repressing Vulnerable Emotions: Suppressing feelings of fear or hurt to maintain strength.
Pushing Others Away: Using intimidation to keep distance from emotional involvement.
Impatience: Difficulty tolerating delays or obstacles to their goals.
Risk of Isolation: Fear of being controlled can lead to isolation and strained relationships.
Difficulty Admitting Mistakes: Reluctance to acknowledge errors due to fear of losing control.
Overwhelming Presence: Intense presence can be overwhelming for more sensitive individuals.
Overemphasis on Independence: Valuing independence to the point of neglecting collaboration.
Resistance to Authority: Challenging authority figures to assert their own power.
Masking Vulnerability with Anger: Using anger as a defense mechanism to hide vulnerability.
Conflict-Seeking: Sometimes engaging in conflict to establish dominance or prove strength.
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snowddeong · 10 months
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If Ryeji had a larger height difference, what do you think would happen more often: Yeji bending down to kiss Ryujin or Ryujin standing on tiptoes to match Yeji’s height?
Anon I love you dearly for asking me this cause if there's one thing I have an unnecessary large volume of thoughts on it's a hypothetical larger ryeji height difference.
Short answer: I'd say it's pretty equal and really depends on the situation, who's feeling cheekier atm and what aspect of their dynamic you're leaning into.
Long answer:
I like the idea of Ryujin usually being the first to reach up and pull Yeji down to meet her in those soft tender moments where they're chilling at home or something and being intimate just for the sake of it, not even to really start anything but just cause it makes them happy. As my goat Kev pointed out here sometimes Yeji has a habit of waiting for other people to initiate meaningful contact when she needs/obviously wants it 🥺 so Ryujin takes the initiative. I'm picturing them in the kitchen or something and Ryujin interupts Yeji's rambling about how hard her day was for a lil makeout while they wait for whatever she's cooking to get ready.
Oh also Ryujin first whenever there's comfort involved. Yeji hesitates a bit and either waits or asks what exactly Ryujin needs cause she doesn’t want to aggravate her mood or assume and do something that makes her uncomfortable but Ryujin knows that a lot of the time Yeji just wants a kith but won't ask so she goes for it 😔
For Yeji I'm pretty sure she leans down most when there's alcohol involved or if they do wanna take it further than kissing cause she's so fucking whipped and eager 😭 I'm pretty sure drunk Yeji's neck actually gets sore from how much she bends down to kiss Ryujin and she probably gets pouty af when Ryujin is like "only if you drink water first". Bending down to kiss Ryujin when Yeji's horny is probably a necessity cause as much as Ryujin is also impatient she'll tease and tease forever and poor Yeji really can not take it.
Pretty sure Yeji also really loves reminding Ryujin she's the taller one when she wants to be a bit of an asshole and give Ryujin a taste of her own medicine but baiting her to tip toe rarely works cause Yeji immediately caves the second Ryujin gets whiny pfff
Tbh I could go on and on but that'd be writing a fic at that point jfhfh and I hope I do eventually cause ryeji with a height difference >>> idc if it's an overdone trope or lowkey stereotypical they just make me insane in the best way and that is enough reason for me hfhg
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pageofheartdj · 4 months
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Omg same! It'd be so fun being the cat of a poly relationship xD
You're so right, Rosie would be happy with whatever Alastor brought back while Lucifer would shift from "that's.... sweet? Maybe?" to "ALASTOR WHAT DO YOU HAVE??". Lilith might be a bit like Alastor where it depends on the day? Idk enough about her yet!
Alastor is Absolutely a little bit feral sometimes though. He acts like he's a gentleman and Very Polite but sometimes he just needs to go out and roam if things feel too stifling and maybe brings back an arm. As a treat <3 (totally not headcanoning that he has trust issues so sometimes when things feels too sweet he causes chaos or does something they dont like to test whether they still like him)
Lucifer would probably find Rosie delightful company because she's taken over cannibal town and runs it in a more peaceful way than other towns, but sometimes he's very much reminded that she also helps people kill others so they can eat him and he's like "huh. This is. I have made choices" (he loves them anyways. He just takes a while to get used to it?)
Anyways you've made me consider a polycule I wouldn't have otherwise and it has SO much potential to be fun or silly or serious or angsty or just really really funny and that's all wonderful xD
Pfff Lucifer growing desensitized to his gifts is a win xD He is an angel, always will be, but he'll get used to his partner's... quirks in time XD (We have literally One thing about Lilith so maybe she'll enjoy the random torn piece, not to eat it like Rosie would, but appretiate the attention xD)
I love the wiki fact that he likes things tidy and clean but then go around covered in blood! Truly a beast of a mood XD (ohmygosh lOVE it!! he is NOT used being open like that so sometimes his brain SIKES him and he needs to steer chaos just to assure himself they are staying for the Weird him as well!!)
(kljkhjg love how Al and Luci both are messes in different ways while Lili and Rosie are just chilling and vibing XD)
Oh my gosh I LOVE the Rosie&Lucifer potential! Rosie is so polite and cheerful and geniune, Lucifer would really appreciate being around her, relaxing, sometimes too much, so her diet keeps catching him off-guard xD
I suprised myself xD I love poly, so finding that ultimate poly is just the best!! I do not see Lucifer separated from Lilith, nor I can stop obsessing over radioapple and then we have THE sweetest relationship between Alastor and Rosie, so it's just. Why not all of them together??? It's cute to think Rosie and Lucifer to be more reserved, while Alastor and Lilith thrive in chaos and violence(I need her to be just a smidge mad😏)
I love polycules in general, because it's so much better when you can bounce from partner to partner to not stock your every need on only one person and you can always have someone by your side without suffocating each other's personal spaces, yaknow xD And have big snuggly piles THEY RULE
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risingsouls · 2 years
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@fusiioneternal​ asked: gogebooru :3c
Ship Habits || Open!
Who’s the cuddler?
[That's a toss up because they're both pretty cuddly once they're comfortable with each other, I think. Nabaooru might be the one to initiate slightly more often, but I think it's pretty close to 50/50.]
Who makes the bed?
[Gotta be honest: it's more likely Gogeta if they don't do it together 😂😂. Nabooru has the tendency to just get up and start her morning training and will maybe come back to it after breakfast and her shower.]
Who wakes up first?
[Hmmm…I imagine they're both light sleepers/bad sleepers so it probably just depends. More often than not, they probably wake up together at about the same time. Nabooru might have a slightly higher propensity for sleeping in because I think Gogeta is more disciplined than her 😅]
Who has the weird taste in music?
[I don't think either are BIG on Earth music and just sort of listen to whatever is on? But Nabooru does kind of like a little bit of everything and is probably a little less picky so I guess it would be her.]
Who is more protective?
[Oh that's a hard one because I think they're both very protective of each other, physically and emotionally. Neither are overbearing of course but hmmm…I think I'll give it to Gogeta on the sheer fact that, though Nabooru is very powerful in her own right, he probably has a little more worry about her getting into a fight she can't win or something (especially considering her temper 😅)]
Who sings in the shower?
[Pfff. Nabooru.]
Who cries during movies?
[They probably spend more time poking fun at movies, but if anyone is going to cry it will be Nabs but she'll pretend she's not.]
Who spends the most while out shopping?
[Nabooru 🤣🤣 She does like Earth fashion and I think Gogeta probably keeps it fairly simple, style wise.]
Who kisses more roughly?
[You know? I'm gonna say Gogeta. Maybe not at first but once he's comfortable, he strikes me as a passionate kisser who will put his all into it 😘 Nabooru is too but she's more…teasing? I don't know how to describe it kfkbsbe but the answer is Gogeta.]
Who is more dominant?
[Depends on the setting and/or their moods 🤣🤣. I think it's fairly split? I imagine their relationship to be on fairly even footing in most cases.]
My rating of the ship 1-10.
[10000000000000/10. This relationship is relatively new in the romantic sense and I already adore the added dynamic from their already wholesome friendship. It was just a very smooth and natural transition for them because really all that's changed is that they kiss and make out (among other things at some point WINK) now, and they can be more open about their feelings. So yes it's good shit.]
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smalltownfae · 3 years
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For bookish asks: 2, 5, 9, 11, 13, 16, 19, 20, 21, 25, 26, 27, and 30?
Thank you for the asks :D
So, it turns out I forgot I reblogged this before, but my answers to 5 and 26 are still the same and can be read here
2. Are you an Austen person or a Bronte person?
I like both, but I haven't read anything by the Brontes in years and I have yet to read "Wuthering Heights". I remember "Jane Eyre" having more problematic moments than anything I ever read in a Jane Austen novel so far though. Was that scene with Rochester dressed as a romani woman really necessary, Charlotte? Was the ending of that novel really the best you could think of?
I did enjoy both of Anne Bronte's novels, but I forgot a lot of what happens in it. Due to all of that I am going to say Austen. She is also funny and the Brontes are not (or at least Charlotte's humour sucks). Maybe this question meant just Charlotte Bronte, but Anne so far is my fav and she is underrated compared to her sisters, unfortunatelly.
9. Are you for or against multiple narrators in the same book?
My favourite books usually have just one narrator and are written in first person, but I am not against multiple narrators. I feel that with just one narrator I get to know that character really well and I like that, but if the multiple narrators I get are as equally fleshed out, why not?
I vote for as long as the writer is talented enough to make them all interesting because I will never be one of those people that skip chapters because they don't like a character. Joe Abercrombie and Robin Hobb did it so it's time for everyone else to up their game. I think Abercrombie was more successful in that aspect, but that is not what the question is about.
11. Do you prefer to read at a certain time of day?
At night. For the sole purpose that no one interrupts me since the day is over and I have no more chores to do. I do read now and then during the day, but it's always annoying when I am really into a book and I have to stop to work or something. Just let me read!
13. How do you chose which book to read next?
Pfff good question. I just try a bunch at the same time and see what sticks. I am very much a mood reader so I will just try a few pages of one or another based on my mood and the synopsis and see which one I care to continue the most. It's a tiresome process and I hate it, but it's the only thing that works for me.
16. What’s your favourite of Shakespeare’s plays?
Honestly after attempting to read "The Tempest" this year I am not even sure I like Shakespeare anymore, but I am going to give the answer my early 20s year old self would give and that is "Macbeth" and "A Midsummer's Night's Dream". I only finished 6 Shakespeare plays so far and I have the opinion that "Hamlet" and "Romeo and Juliet" are overrated.
19. E-reader or traditional book?
I prefer traditional books. I like feeling them in my hands and turning the pages and they don't hurt my eyes or run out of battery. HOWEVER, I do love my e-reader too. I really like that I can access a bunch of books through a slim easy to carry device. I love that it doesn't take much space on the shelf and that I can adjust the font size because I can't read tiny letters anymore. Ebooks are usually cheaper and I don't have to wait for the books to be shipped and wonder if they will ever arrive. I don't have much space in my house for a bunch of shelves anyways and there is also the perk that I can read even after I turned off the lights. I know that there are devices made especially for reading books in the dark but they look annoying. It seems like a constant need to move the object when I need to turn the page. There are lamps I can put on a bedside table, but can I move around and still be able to read? Not really.
My true answer is that it depends. To read I prefer paperbacks. For practical reasons like space and accessibility I prefer ebooks.
20. Do you read in the bathroom?
If I am currently reading and I need to use the bathroom, yes. Not in the shower though. Those people have no fear.
21. Ideal reading position?
Walking around the house or laying down on my stomach or back. I can't stay in the same position for long.
25. Do you enjoy concepts in books to be concrete or abstract?
Abstract. I feel like concrete concepts lead to overexplaining and I like to think for myself and reach my own conclusions. Way too abstract can be annoying though.
27. Classics or modern literature?
If you had asked me this question 5 years ago I would've said classics. Nowadays is modern all the way. We improved a lot! There is way more inclusion of non straight and non white characters and all other kinds of people. More importantly, portrayed as way more complex and realistically than they were in classic works if they were there at all.
I used to think classics had better writing and I want to tell anyone that has that opinion right now that that is bullshit. There are a lot of recent works with amazing writing and there are a lot of classics that are absolute crap.
30. Have you ever written your own book?
No. Not an entire book. But I plan to and have some ideas already. I have no illusions of publishing it though. My country doesn't care much for fantasy. Especially portuguese fantasy, which we have one adult series that I can think of and the few others are in the children's section. I also want to write in english anyways because that way more people would be able to read it. If I ever finish anything I will probably just publish it online because I would like people (mostly my friends tbh) to read it. I want to share my work no matter if I get paid or not. I just want to enjoy the writing process and I hope someone enjoys reading it at least.
Thanks again for the questions. These were really interesting.
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catvicddlm · 4 years
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@kawaiiwaifu-theartist​: I like your ocs to meet my ocs, their names are heart star and star heart, their both my danganronpa ocs
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What do they think? Well, they are very different people so the opinions vary:
Riku Masao: Is honestly very confused by the information and put off. He was never a fan of neko girls or saturated color so, yeah. He would likely be a little more cynical with them than to others.
Sara Hernandez: She’s mostly curious about their origins. Where are they from? Could they take her to visit it? Is there a place full of cat people? She wants to know. Would end up talking more to Star than to Heart.
Ken Toranosuke: Neko girls?! For real?! In Hope’s Peak?! He would like to meet them and learn more! Like how they got their titles, their hobbies, their fandoms…Maybe he can find some for them!
Aya Murasaki: Has a similar reaction as Ken, just a little more calm. Like their hair and wonders if it’s natural or dyed. Also wants to know how they get clothing that allows tail movement (note: she loves those clothes). Definitly would lure them into trying cosplays.
Ryu (in process of changing his last name): Ryu is a simple man, if they don’t hurt his plants, they are okay. He’s genuinely worried that they may eat them (like some cats do). Poor guy has never met a cat person in his life and on top of that suffers mood swings, so who knows.
Kasumi Kotone: A little like Sara, wonders about cat people. Do they have the same rights as regular people? If she were to kill one, it would be murder or animal abuse? Those questions don’t let her sleep at night. She’s wary but those are the perks of a huntress.
Yusei Kazuya: At first it’s a shock for him. Then he reads about them and lets his guard down a little. He still thinks they are weird and would probably tell them so. He may come off as a toned down Riku.
Hikari Tsuyone: Really curious about Heart’s talent and she would like to learn some things from her. She’s the Ultimate Presentor after all! Any good presentor looks to improve themselves. She’s a little judgemental of the Luck thing on Star tho. If the cat parts are fluffy, you won points with her. c3<
Rin Shinko: “Oh so cute <3!” She wants to pinch their cheeks and ask them all about their friends! She would gradually start to ask about their love life and giving unasked advice. <3
Yoko Ruri: “30?! Like, really? That mean you can buy some things for us, right?” Depending on Star’s answer, Yoko will either loose or win interest on her.<3<
Taishi Reiki: Definitly would like a chat with them first. They look approachable enough, but he doesn’t like to jump to conclusions before talking to people. <>
Grenetine D’Chessur: As a cat owner, she’s another one with cat people related questions. Star reminds her of another certain cat that appears from time to time at Heartslabyul. Speaking of wich, she’s a little surprised to share a dorm with Heart. 
Calamaria Ghiacco: Legit likes Heart’s hair and wonders how she keeps it like that. Don’t let her too much time with Star, the level of tsuderism will sky high on the room.
Reappina Delroy: Likes Star a little more. As neither of them are in her dorm, she probably wouldn’t care too much about them. She’s definitly judging their fashion choices. “What are those?”
Mudira Adder: Her one braincell said “Nope!” on trying to remember their names and would probably adress them by nicknames. To her, Heart is “Sully” and Star “Little Raising”. She probably turns into Star’s bane of existence.
Suha Koinor: Is midly intrigued by Heart’s abilities but not that much. The most she would do is send Mudira to watch over them. Cat people? Pfff, she has fought Savannaclaw students before.
Dahlia: To her, they are like any other people she has met. From time to time she would give them advice on how to survive on NRC; but, when she sees they don’t need her, she will leave them pretty much on their own.
Chausiku Sacmis: To her, they are little kittens. It doesn’t matter how many times Star insists on her age, it means little to the lioness. Probably the less surprised about ther overall apearance.
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chanteya · 5 years
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Dark Nights NSFW Headcanons - Blace
Another one…
This one might be fixed later like the others
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
- Blace and aftercare?
- Wrong doors.
- Joke, joke.
- Blace would anyway cuddle you
- … I dont know if i can call it aftercare, but he would still tease you a tiny bit. Using thhe fact you are overlysensitive is great chance for him no?
- Neck nibbles
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
- Who knows
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
- Im not this disgusting to talk about cum
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
- He secretly took few pictures of naked S/O during shower and stuff… he hides it well to not let it slip ;)  
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
- Who knows how long he lives really…
- Anyway i think he is inexperienced since nobody relaly walks up to him…
- Unless we assume he watched porno
- Or just reads books about sexuall education
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Who knows  
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
More likely serious, but he can be goofball during this…
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Do he have hair there?
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
- Depends
- He can be romantic during this…
- but lets say the truth it doesnt fully suit Blace.
- Hes often not so romantic, he keeps his kind of loving aspect but… He shows it differently than normal person
- After all its Blace we are talking about
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
- 2 times in a week, rest times is making love with S/O
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
- Soft BDSM (He wouldnt hurt S/O at all except some small things…)
- Edging (cum denial)
- Master maid kink
- soft knife/any risk plays (even with gun where he can tell S/O there is bullet but it could be a lie to just have threaten her a bit. Danger play)
-for now thats everything i can think of
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
House.
Other than house?
Anywhere. ;)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
- S/O wearing something sexy
- S/O teasing him
- Dirty talk
- Soft but suggestive touches
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
- Hardcore BDSM.
- Literally using electricity on S/O
- Weird and disgusting kinks
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
- Suprisingly he prefers to give…
- Just because of the t e a s e possibilities
- he likes to receive too
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
- Team rough. This one wont let you have a break or wont go easy on you. Its a wild ride
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
- He like to have quickie sometimes. It can happen anywhere, where they have a bit of alone time
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
- Blace may doesnt seem like it but he likes to risk sometimes. Depending on mood
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
- Long night before S/O before he will let her go.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
- Pfff of course he will have few toys. Use on S/O
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
- Big tease energy
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
- He is a bit vocal but not loud enough to alarm neighbours
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
- He actually would choke S/O during the do.
- He also could be brutal with his moves. Slow and brutal but some kind of loving in it too… Well thats Blace S/O knew what she signs to.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Guess
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
High
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Doesnt fall asleep too soon. Enough time to tease S/O a bit talk and stuff ;) Eventually start another suprise round
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abundantchewtoys · 5 years
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HS Epi: Meat p21 reaction
So, Dave, huh?
Doesn't seem as if Dirk is expecting him to fall unconscious too from the looks of it.
But that doesn't mean that he might not. It depends on who's really behind the condition, Dirk or Alternate Calliope.
You'd think Dave might get called by Roxy when they can't wake Jade up, but that might happen in the latter half of the page.
It's notable that Dirk even as almost omniscient narrator seems harried to continue acknowledging certain scenes. As if he fears he might be influenced.
"DAVE: holy shit thats disgusting KARKAT: DON’T BE A FUCKING XENOPHOBE DAVE: im not being a xenophobe" Yeah Dave, be more sensitive towards the people whose body image is celestial. :P
"Karkat doesn’t respond immediately. He shuffles his feet to the edge of the outcropping they’re standing on and stares down at the brood pit, where the Mother Grub of Earth C is squelching out unfertilized jelly." :O They actually left their hive! And they're meeting up with Kanaya! So... yeah, didn't think we'd require further indulging into the reproductive cycle of trolls, we had TMI already, but here we are. :P Jelly to go into the slurry, unfertilized like fish eggs. Joy.
"No answer. This silence makes Dave actually back up for three seconds and think about what the hell just came out of his mouth." Karkat's just distracted, thinking of something else or looking for Kanaya, I suspect, but Dave goes reading too much into it.
"Dave could definitely be handling this situation with a certain measure of restraint or grace. But he’s got my genes, so he decides to handle it a different way than that." Well, Dirk did say he owned his own faults. He wasn't lying.
"DAVE: but im almost as passionate about this troll speciesism thing as i am about the economy which you may not have known is my number one" Heh, Dave's really getting worked up about this, assuming he came over poorly.
"Karkat still doesn’t answer. He’s staring real intently at the jelly." He doesn't spot any mutations, by chance?
"KARKAT: HEY DIPSHIT, SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE. KARKAT: I’M NOT IGNORING YOU BECAUSE I’M MAD. DAVE: what DAVE: that wasnt what i KARKAT: I KNOW THAT YOU PERISH LIKE A DELICATE LILAC BLOOM IN THE FUCKING DESERT IF NOT SHOWERED WITH MY VERBAL ATTENTION AT ALL TIMES. KARKAT: BUT I’M KIND OF WITNESSING THE REBIRTH OF MY ENTIRE FUCKING SPECIES RIGHT HERE. KARKAT: YOU EVER THINK THAT THIS MIGHT BE A MONUMENTAL MOMENT FOR ME?" Wow, this is actually really much more like the Karkat we're used to hearing rants from.
I can definitely understand he feels some very heavy feelings right now, since everything that happened in the A2 session and after has lead to this moment. So I'm definitely allowing Karkat a measure of solemnness, and perhaps even feeling proud and aloof at the achievement.
"Dave comes to the edge of the outcropping, standing shoulder to shoulder with Karkat as he too observes the majesty of translucent goo getting birthed out of an alien asshole." So majestic. I'm definitely getting "Mufasa showing Simba the Pride Lands" vibes from this scene. :P
"KARKAT: WHAT PART OF THIS IS DISGUSTING? KARKAT: IS IT THE SLOW DEFLATING OF ITS DISTENDED ABDOMEN? KARKAT: THE SOUND OF DOZENS OF SEGMENTED LEGS CLACKING AGAINST ITS EXOSKELETON? KARKAT: THE UNFERTILIZED SLURRY BEING SLOWLY SQUEEZED FROM ITS OVIPOSITIONAL SPHINCTER? KARKAT: IS THAT IT? IS THAT DISGUSTING TO YOU DAVE? DAVE: kind of KARKAT: ... KARKAT: YOU’RE RIGHT KARKAT: IT’S HORRIBLE" You know when people sum up three items, the third one is often the most important one. :P And yeah, I figure Karkat can still see how horrific this is even as a troll himself. We know how much he could get grossed out by Equius' sweat and strongly voiced his dissent, and this is a whole new level of excrements.
"KANAYA: Im Sorry But I Can Hear You From Down Here" Kanaya has excellent hearing, being able to discern their blabbering from all the squelching and clacking. It might the rainbow drinker abilities.
"She’s glowing. Her skin, I mean." Yes, we already established she and Rose would adopt, if they'd ever go for progeny, if Rose can be convinced. :P
"Kanaya steps out from beneath the canopy where she was doing grub science, wiping her hands on a silk cloth." It's cool to see Kanaya do such a Jade-like activity! It's actually quite logical that her kind would be well versed in biology, given their strong dependence on the grub for (biological) reproduction.
"Her mood can be politely described as pensive." ... Something might be bothering her. A lack of donations, so far? It's not as if the imperial drone system will be set again, right? Depends on how they did things on Beforus, which she might shed light on. ... Figuratively.
"DAVE: whats shaking sis KANAYA: Must You Always Call Me That DAVE: nah but it does feel pretty rad to say DAVE: like wow my sister in law is an alien how" Pffff, yeah, that's right! Well, that's the first time someone besides Calliope (and Joey) is called sis! What'd that make Karkat to Rose? :P Since he has ties to both Kanaya and Dave.
"DAVE: i love our awesome planet where everyone is free to form xenophilic family units without fear of government interference or reprisal" That's an odd thing to say, but okay.
"Karkat pauses to imitate a very common Davism that involves two hands and a double-wrist swivel. It’s an incredibly good imitation, because he sees this particular bit of body language like ten times a day." ... Does Dave make a jazz hands signal when he's trying to change the subject? :D
"KARKAT: IT’S THE STUPIDEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN AND YOU DO IT LIKE TEN TIMES A DAY." ... Is Karkat picking that up from the narration, unconsciously?
"DAVE: im dropping a beat DAVE: like im using a turntable and scratching one song into another" ... Well then, less dorky and more related to his interests than I thought.
"KARKAT: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO FOLD LAUNDRY YOU FORGOT TO IRON." At this point both he and Dave have forgotten Kanaya's presence. :P
"KANAYA: So This Is About The Election KARKAT: AH." She was expecting them. I wonder if they'll get as much an evasive answer as Roxy and Calliope gave Jade.
"KANAYA: I Do Get The Internet Down Here" Pretty good reception though! 'The Internet', such a Kanaya-ism.
"KANAYA: I Am Impressed That You Managed To Be Seen In Front Of That Many People Without Spontaneously Bursting Into Flames" So he gave a public statement! Nice.
"KARKAT: WOW THANKS, ANOTHER VOTE OF CONFIDENCE FROM ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS." Yeah, well, your speeching days are kind of behind you, and even then it was only in front of 12 people, she may or may not have a point.
"KARKAT: THIS CONDESCENSION IS REALLY RICH COMING FROM THE PERSON WHO DECIDED HER NARCISSISTIC OBSESSION WITH BEING THE ONE TO HATCH THE MOTHER GRUB WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN NOT SEEDING OUR PLANET WITH A STOPGAP SYSTEM OF REPRODUCTION THAT WOULD CAUSE SYSTEMIC SPECIESISM TO OSSIFY INTO SOCIETY FOR 5000 YEARS." Pfff, Karkat already mentioned he discussed these topics so often with Kanaya over the phone. It'll be interesting to hear her retort.
"KANAYA: But I Do Not Think It Is Productive To Attribute These Resultant Troubles To A Single Decision Or Individual KANAYA: It Stands In The Way Of Our Efforts To Address Them KARKAT: MMNNNRRRGHHH......... DAVE: (shhhhhh)" I like this, Kanaya's right in absolving herself at least in part of the blame for the end result. Karkat is doing wonders in restraining himself from shouting. Dave is shooshing Karkat.
"KAYANA: You Know As Well As I Do That We Must Present A United Front" Yeah, that'd be best to not cause societal upheaval. But they're not doing a good job already of course, running two different campaigns.
"KANAYA: I Have Nothing But The Utmost Faith In You" ... is the new "I believe in you".
"Kanaya reaches out to put a hand on Karkat’s head. He doesn’t duck away in time, and she gives him an affectionate, matronly hair-ruffle between his horns." I love how Kanaya's motherly/sisterly feelings towards Karkat manifest sometimes. :D *pap pap good crab*
"KANAYA: While I Know That It Is Difficult For You To Take A Direct Compliment KANAYA: I Have In The Past Put My Faith In You When The Threat To Our Survival Has Been Immediate And Literal KANAYA: Its Basically Nothing To Ask Me To Do It Again Now That The Threat Is Far More ... KANAYA: *Existential*" Awww. Yeah, she always was one of his closest confidantes. Even going through with the trolling of the kids when she didn't feel like it would be that effective. And she's right, the dangers now are far more vague.
"KANAYA: Is How I Think I Shall Put It KANAYA: If We Are Going To Be Polite" ... And personal, I guess, since they come from within their own group. (Let's be honest, the trolls were a team but not a cohesive one. In that regard, the players on Earth C are far more kin.
"Dave is watching her, but Karkat’s looking contemplatively at his entwined hands. Kanaya’s right: it’s almost excruciating for him to take a completely unironic compliment, especially face-to-face, like what she just said to him. I understand this about Karkat. It’s one of the precious few things he and I have in common." Well, it stands to reason that if Karkat has a lot in common with Dave, he'd have a lot in common with Dirk too! But maybe some of those things are not part of the same set.
"We internalize and project the quality in very different ways, however, which is why I’m going to win." Here goes Dirk again, assuming he's the real leader on his side. He assumes his way of dealing with compliments will make him come off better, but he might just seem arrogant.
"KANAYA: Jane Has Been Here To Speak With Me Recently In Fact" Oh! I actually figured the issue was being discussed over the heads of the actual people impacted by a decision. ... Like is so often the case on our own Earth.
"KANAYA: You Know I Do Like Jane KANAYA: In Some Regards She Reminds Me Of A Friend We Had Who Sadly Did Not Survive Our Time On The Meteor" Feferi?
"KANAYA: She Was Unfailingly Kind To Everyone She Met But She Also Happened To Be The Heiress To The Throne Of A Vast And Bloody Empire" Aww. We didn't have much interaction between them, but it seems she held Feferi in high regard. It would have been a different empire under her. Different from Beforus as well, since the troll race had been influenced so severely by Doc Scratch and )(IC by then already.
"KANAYA: And While She Had A Lot Of Opinions On Reform She Had Already Wrenched Some Of Her Power From Our Last Empress In The Traditional Manner" Via the lusus. That might be her reasoning behind waiting until after the time skip to hatch the Grub. For the bond that would form between troll and grub. Maybe she felt she alone could handle the responsibility, or she craved a little sliver of that contact she lossed with her own custodian.
"Karkat finally looks up at the description of one of their many dead friends." Yeah, this would surely stir something with him as well.
"She rests an ear against the rise of its massive stomach, then taps the shell with two perfectly manicured fingernails." That calls back to when she got the matriorb out from her dead lusus' body.
"KANAYA: By Which I Mean That Jane Is Perfectly Pleasant And I Believe That She Has Only The Best Of Intentions KANAYA: But I Cant Shake The Feeling That Deep Inside Her Lurks The Potential For Despotism" Yeah, we know how it could have manifested in Feferi from Beforus.
"KARKAT: OKAY I GET WHY YOU GUYS KEEP CALLING JANE A CRYPTO-FASCIST KARKAT: BUT FUCKING FEFERI? SHE WAS HARMLESS. KANAYA: These Things Take Time To Gestate Karkat DAVE: damn" Dave is impressed by Kanaya's political analysis.
"KANAYA: Power Corrupts In Small Steps KANAYA: Compromises KANAYA: Concessions KANAYA: Appeasements KANAYA: And Leaders Follow The Example Set For Them KANAYA: Look At What Jane Has Modeled Herself After Already" So maybe the situation on Beforus wasn't Feferi's doing single-handedly, just a situation that grew and grew over millennia. A goal reached by means bartered over, the result corrupted in the process of achieving it.
I don't think Jane really modelled herself after the Condesce consciously, but if it's the only example of a powerful business woman she had, then of course she'd unknowingly copy some bad habits she doesn't think are bad.
"KANAYA: This Is Why I Trust You Karkat KANAYA: Because You Listen To Advice From Below And Beside You Not From Above" Plus, the Sufferer is his precedent, whether he believes in him or not. And yes, Karkat might admire achievements made by what he believes to be his betters (Vriska, Meenah, the Condesce), but he's learned not to copy their behaviour.
"DAVE: so weve got your endorsement then
She laughs, not kindly. KANAYA: Jane Offered Me “A Seat” On The “Board Of Responsible Troll Reproduction” KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DARE SHE! KANAYA: That Is Exactly What I Said" Wow, yeah, that was definitely inconsiderate of Jane. Trolls should be the end responsible of their own reproduction, and if there's a board, there's a chairman, but as long as there's a president above either and she's human, the inequality persists.
"RECREATION SPRAWL" Troll term for park.
"KANAYA: In Case You Cant Tell I Am Actually Fucking Furious About This" Well, thanks Kanaya, I really couldn't!
"KANAYA: Our Reproduction Method Is Alien And Unfamiliar KANAYA: To A Human It Must Sound Monstrous KANAYA: Uncontrolled Even" While it wasn't, of course, there's a rhyme and reason to it. Especially considering the dangers on Alternia, a big pool of spawn to go through the trials is necessary. ... I wonder if they're going to set up new trials on Earth C, in the brooding caverns?
Come to think of it... What the grubs go through... It's kind of similar in a way to how in humans, the male sperm has to survive the trip to the egg cell.
"KARKAT: WHEN I HEAR ABOUT HOW HUMAN GRUBS CHEW THEIR WAY OUT OF THE FEMALE MATESPRIT’S ABDOMINAL HOLE BEFORE CONSUMING THE WOMB MEMBRANE IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT." That's... well, a different phrasing but still close to the truth. Makes us sound like birds hatching from an egg, though.
"KANAYA: I Hope That There Is At Least One Principle We Share As A Planet KANAYA: Which Is That We Must All Work To Ensure Equal Dignity And Respect For Every Species" It's sad that in real life, so many people disagree.
"KANAYA: Otherwise KANAYA: What Was This All For
The three of them stare at the floor in adorably cartoonish synchronicity. What was this all for, indeed?" It's almost as if they're looking down to the narration, acknowledging Dirk's presence. :P
"Morality is a cultural construct. It’s pure ego for any of them to believe that their personal interpretation of it will result in the most effective laws." As for your personal interpretation, Dirk? :P
"DAVE: would you be willing to say that exactly but DAVE: like in front of a huge crowd DAVE: and also a television crew or six" She'd actually pull it off better than Karkat. Maybe she could be his press speechperson on troll subjects? :P
"KARKAT: OR MAYBE JUST IN FRONT OF JAKE ENGLISH? KANAYA: Oh Dear Has Jane Recruited Jake" The Jakestakes return. Kanaya also believes in that Jake will sway the vote.
"KANAYA: That Would Be Disastrous KANAYA: He Is Beloved In The Troll Kingdom For His Perky Ass" Why. Of all the universal constants.
"DAVE: seriously? KARKAT: I TOLD YOU IT’S NOT JUST ME! KANAYA: It Has Some Terrible Arcane Power KANAYA: I Have Never Seen Anything Like It" It's like his <3 quadrant, a black hole everything is attracted to.
"DAVE: but jane is one of his best friends so we gotta approach this with a scorched earth policy DAVE: give him a whole cadre of sob stories thatll make him feel all manly and heroic for lending his support DAVE: just gift wrapping babies for him to kiss KARKAT: TROLL BABIES EVEN? DAVE: sure that can be part of the deal he can kiss the first natural born grub right on its gooey lil head" He'd don a mayoral sash, top hat, fake moustache and monocle for the occasion, I can just picture it.
"KANAYA: Have You Spoken To Rose Yet DAVE: uh no DAVE: i mean DAVE: shes
Dave mimes laying down and taking pills. The look Kanaya gives him is neither fond nor patronizing." Very tactful, Dave, real smooth. At least Dave didn't bother Rose while she's otherwise occupied, like during the start of their session. Progress, right?
"DAVE: whats up with that anyway DAVE: are you guys uh DAVE: grub pregnant" Oh, yeah I should have figured Dave would start wildly guessing when not knowing the specifics behind the migraine.
"DAVE: cmon karkat dont you wanna be an uncle to a lil bundle of love and unnatural genetic tampering" Oh, now the baby became a genetically manipulated crossbreed. Jegus, Dave.
"DAVE: ok stop freaking out im just saying from what i understand of troll reproduction it would be technically possible for a troll and human to KANAYA: No DAVE: and with ectobiology anythings possible" Well, it's true the fandom speculated about crossbreeds, but uh, Dave is just approaching the subject from the worst angle.
"DAVE: i dunno its just unusual for rose to brush me off for our annual ecto sibling oversharing session" I would have thought they'd AT LEAST schedule it monthly, not annually. :P
"DAVE: shes been sick for a while DAVE: either shes pregnant or i got reasons to be worried" And NOW we get to the REAL reason Dave's breached the subject.
"DAVE: id be cool with it yknow DAVE: bring on the rosemary combo grubs KANAYA: Rosemary" Hah, nice! Shipping name dropped! Maybe that's what Dave thinks of them in his mind sometimes, like how "Dave and Karkat" became a concept to their friends.
"DAVE: like rose plus your last name which is maryan or something right KANAYA: Maryam" Oh Dave, inconsiderate much? :P
"DAVE: the rosemary babies would have her hair and your horns or whatever DAVE: like when two cartoon animals of different species give in to their lust and have preposterous children" Like what Dirk drew for Jake and Roxy.
"KANAYA: Im Going To Call My Wife And You Are Going To Stop Talking" Oh boy, here we go. Is Dirk going to answer? Making him both narrator and character at the same time? Is he going to impersonate Rose? Or will Rose unexpectedly wake up?
"Dave and Karkat bicker about what their combo kids would look like, in the event that they decided to stop being such laughable wusses" Even Dirk is rooting for them, kind of. And why would they even discuss this subject if the subject of becoming more than friends even scares them so much they don't acknowle- wait I answered my own question.
"Rose’s line rings for a long time. It’s unusual, she thinks. Rose rarely leaves her phone unattended." She rarely leaves an occasion hanging to be able to speak long sentences.
"Rose is in absolutely no condition to be having a conversation with anyone. Not even her cherished bride. DIRK: Hey," Is Dirk going to lie, I wonder. It would just be another mark against him, but a big one, as it'd be a confirmed action of malicious intent.
"Kanaya’s voice turns sharp right away. KANAYA: Excuse Me
She can sense that something’s wrong." Alright! He won't be able to spin the wheel on her, if he'd wish to do so.
"She’s also smart enough, and facile enough in handling questionable men" - right, Doc Scratch.
"to understand that she quickly needs to regulate the tone of her voice for diplomatic purposes. KANAYA: Dirk KANAYA: Is That You" Not fooling him at all, Kanaya, he knows you know it's him. This turned almost into a call with a hostage-holder.
"I don’t answer immediately. I’m distracted by something." His own narration, or something happening to Rose? ... Or perhaps... Perhaps Dirk is making contact with Reload Dirk, if he still exists. It would be something if he lost touch with Earth C for a while.
Perhaps it's more like what Blaperile thinks, Dirk is being distracted by events in the Furthest Ring, leading up to the upcoming perspective switch.
"She really should chill out, anyway. I’ve got everything under control. Not that she’ll ever be able to fully appreciate this." Well that's the understatement of the year. Kanaya would never forgive him, and it's only questionable if a lot of his other friends will. It'll dependent on further developments.
"I don’t have time to explain right now. John’s doing something vaguely important to the plot again." You'd think that what we last saw, John and the wallet, is where we'd continue his scene. But maybe Dirk fastforwarded his narration of John (he showed off at one point and let him spend a few hours, remember?), and now Rose's timeline caught up.
But this means Dirk's currently not in a state to answer Kanaya, but what does that mean? Is he going to freeze with Rose's phone in hand for a few hours, or has he broken off the call to "write" the narration?
"DIRK: Kanaya, I don’t have time to explain right now." That's not an acceptable answer for her and you know it. Unless he has her fall unconscious, too, Dave and Karkat and her are going to come over!
"DIRK: John’s doing something vaguely important to the plot again." Wow, he actually repeated his narration into the phone. He really doesn't control his situation as much as he thinks.
"KANAYA: Dirk... KANAYA: What DIRK: This is gonna have to wait. KANAYA: Dirk DIRK: I’m putting you on hold, ok? KANAYA: DIRK!" "Putting you on hold", pfffff. It's a personal cliffhanger for Kanaya. At least he's partially outed himself to the other people now. Unless he can continue his conversation with her with a 'reasonable' delay of only a few seconds from her perspective, and then proceeds to smoothly talk around what he told her, with his narration powers influencing her to drop the subject.
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binch, quiero todas esas preguntas del ask owo
Me mataste con lo del binch xD
You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
“hey sexy gurl”
What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
a 5 years relationship
If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
of course, he’s against drugs, so something very serious is going on if he starts doing drugs
Is your last name longer than six letters?
G-O-N-Z-Á-L-E-Z (8 letters)
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober
Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
a long time ago, yes
What does your last received text say?
“puta oh” (something like “oh fuck”)
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
i haven’t been counting, but in 5 years it must be a lot
Where was your last kiss at?
the street
When is the last time you saw your sister?
i don’t have siblings
What do you drink in the morning?
a glass of water first thing in the morning, then chocolate milk or tea with milk at breakfast
Where did you sleep last night?
in the pines, in the pines… ok no, in my bed
Do you think relationships are hard?
like relationships in general? no
If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
yeah, but nothing major, there hasn’t been much exciment this year (which is ok considering 2017 and 2016 were fucking hell, but I’m starting to get bored)
You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
not at all, do not disturb
Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
cloudy but not rainy, sunny but not too sunny
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
no D:
Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
sweatpants
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
that’s the plan, i don’t know what’s gonna happen tomorrow, but my intentions are going on with this relationship
Does anyone like you?
i mean i hope so, or this past 5 years would have been really akward
Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
almost
Is the last person you kissed gay?
well he isn’t straight that’s for sure
Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
absolutely, i think everyone know someone like that
Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
no, i don’t like them
In the past week have you cried?
no, but i’ve been pretty stressed about life and existencial crisis
What breed was the last dog you saw?
a mix between poodle and maltese (my baby grandpa)
Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
out, of course, what kind of question is this
Have you ever kissed a football player?
no, not my type
Do you think you’re old?
in days like this, when everything fucking hurts, yeah, but most days i think i’m young, running out of time but still young
Do you like text messaging?
yup, better than phone calls *cringes*
What type of day are you having?
lame lazy day, that kind of day when you go “meh”
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
yup, pretty seriously
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
after 5 months of cold weather i’m kinda desperate for some warm (not hot tho)
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
“opposite sex” huehuheuhue (intersex laugh in the distance), there’s a lot of people who mean the world to me
Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
relationship
Are you a simple or complicated person?
i think we’re all pretty complicated
What song are you listening to?
none, i’m watching a movie, the last song i listened was “stargazer” by rainbow
When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?
yes, if i don’t mean it i don’t say it
Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
i think you fit this description, fam
What made you start liking the person you like now?
i could be myself around him, relaxed and authentical
When did you last receive a text message?
like 10 min ago? 15?
What is wrong with you right now?
oh BOY, i don’t wanna go into details here, but there’re quite a few things that could be better right now
How well do you know the last female you texted?
mmm not that much, i watched her videos and we talk a bit through DM, she seems nice
Does anyone disgust you?
pfff, racists, bigots, xenophobes, aphoraphobes (is that a word in english? it means you hate poor people), that kind of “people”
Would you date someone right now if they asked?
if my bf ask me, then yes
Are you in a good mood right now?
very neutral i must say
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
besides my family? i think it was my bf
What color shirt are you wearing?
white shirt under a black and white pullover
Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?
yeah, everyday pretty much
Anyone you’re giving up on?
kinda
Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
nah
Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?
i always can, it’s hard and it sucks but if it’s necessary i do it
Do you like rain?
if i’m indoors then yes
Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
no, i also drink
Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
a few times
Do you like to cuddle?
depends on my mood, but mostly yes
Are you shy?
at first
Do you get along with girls?
yes
Have you dated the person you texted last?
we still are
What do you carry with you at all times?
my phone, my glasses (on my face)
If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?
bring it on
Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
i’ve been 5 years doing this, fam
Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
for the last time, YES
The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
forehead and cheeks and i love it
Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
idk how to answer this, i went to a kawaii fair and i was overwhelmed, i bought a skull cup and it’s cute af
How old are the last three people you kissed?
they’re all my age, older by a few months
Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?
pay, but my mom do my nails and i do her skincare routine
Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?
do i have to choose? zebra print is more bearable then
Do you have any stickers on your car?
no
Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?
idk who luke byran is, so i pick lil wayne
Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?
android, my apps are always compatible with my phone, and they have good cameras too you cowards
When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?
oh jesus, a long time ago, now i only eat homemade pizza
Do you like diet soda?
i don’t like soda, period (i only drink soda when i eat fast food, but i always drink like half of a cup, or i ask if they have juice)
What color are the walls in your room?
a hideous light blue i hate with a passion (i’m changing it next month thank god)
Are you 16 or older?
god this ask list are so mean, i’m 28 ok? TWENTY EIGHT *sobs*
Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?
no, but my cousin does, says is pretty good
Do you have a job?
i do a few things here and there, but i need something stable like RIGHT NOW, economy is fucked up as shit in my country tho, so things are like a bit HUGELY hard
What are your initials?
F C G J
Did you ever have braces?
i have braces RIGHT NOW
Are you from the south?
yes, i’m from the south… SOUTH AMERICA BITCHES!
What does your last status on facebook say?
i don’t use facebook lol
Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?
no, i really hope he’s doing ok
Are you closer to your mom or your dad?
mom
Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?
gymnastics when a was a little kid
What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?
jesus, was it the fifth wave? i don’t remember, oh but i’m gonna see bohemian rhapsody in november and I CAN’T WAIT FAM
Do you smoke?
no, and i’ve never tried
Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?
flip flops of course, i don’t like pain
Is your phone touch screen?
yes
Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?
straight
Have you ever snuck out of your house?
no
Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?
i prefer the sea, but lakes and pools are cool too
Have you ever made out in a car?
yes
…Had sex in a car?
no
Are you single or in a relationship?
JESUS ISN’T IT CLEAR? I’M SINGLE!… i mean IN A RELATIONSHIP!
What were you doing last night at midnight?
falling asleep
When’s the last time you saw fireworks?
new year’s eve
Do you like the camera on your phone?
fuck yes, i love the pics i take
Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
yeah, when i was a teen
Have you ever passed out from drinking?
just once, is not nice, so i avoid reaching that point
Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?
i said i don’t use facebook, but no, i wouldn’t be, that’s ridiculous
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
no
Name your favorite Kesha song:
i don’t know any, i think i’ve heard “praying”?
Do you have any tan lines right now?
with this weather? lmao, my skin hasn’t seen sunlight in like 5 months
Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?
i wouldn’t wear cowboy boots, period
This was super fun, fam. Ahora te toca.
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NSFW Headcanons for Dark Nights - Blace
Another one...
This one might be fixed later like the others
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
- Blace and aftercare?
- Wrong doors.
- Joke, joke.
- Blace would anyway cuddle you
- ... I dont know if i can call it aftercare, but he would still tease you a tiny bit. Using thhe fact you are overlysensitive is great chance for him no?
- Neck nibbles
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
- Who knows
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
- Im not this disgusting to talk about cum
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
- He secretly took few pictures of naked S/O during shower and stuff... he hides it well to not let it slip ;)  
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
- Who knows how long he lives really...
- Anyway i think he is inexperienced since nobody relaly walks up to him...
- Unless we assume he watched porno
- Or just reads books about sexuall education
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Who knows  
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
More likely serious, but he can be goofball during this...
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Do he have hair there?
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
- Depends
- He can be romantic during this...
- but lets say the truth it doesnt fully suit Blace.
- Hes often not so romantic, he keeps his kind of loving aspect but... He shows it differently than normal person
- After all its Blace we are talking about
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
- 2 times in a week, rest times is making love with S/O
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
- Soft BDSM (He wouldnt hurt S/O at all except some small things...)
- Edging (cum denial)
- Master maid kink
- soft knife/any risk plays (even with gun where he can tell S/O there is bullet but it could be a lie to just have threaten her a bit. Danger play)
-for now thats everything i can think of
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
House.
Other than house?
Anywhere. ;)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
- S/O wearing something sexy
- S/O teasing him
- Dirty talk
- Soft but suggestive touches
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
- Hardcore BDSM.
- Literally using electricity on S/O
- Weird and disgusting kinks
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
- Suprisingly he prefers to give...
- Just because of the t e a s e possibilities
- he likes to receive too
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
- Team rough. This one wont let you have a break or wont go easy on you. Its a wild ride
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
- He like to have quickie sometimes. It can happen anywhere, where they have a bit of alone time
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
- Blace may doesnt seem like it but he likes to risk sometimes. Depending on mood
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
- Long night before S/O before he will let her go.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
- Pfff of course he will have few toys. Use on S/O
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
- Big tease energy
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
- He is a bit vocal but not loud enough to alarm neighbours
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
- He actually would choke S/O during the do.
- He also could be brutal with his moves. Slow and brutal but some kind of loving in it too... Well thats Blace S/O knew what she signs to.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Guess
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
High
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Doesnt fall asleep too soon. Enough time to tease S/O a bit talk and stuff ;) Eventually start another suprise round
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miru-p · 7 years
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For the ship meme: Avdol and Karina and/or CaeJose? (˵¯͒⌄¯͒˵)
Thank you so much, Mary!! >3
Doing the most part after a Read More cos I didn’t realize how LONG it was lmao. 
[Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship]
❤️AvKari❤️
General:
How long will they last?
In canon you know askdfnasjkfn In the nobody dies AU they last forever ofc, they age together and happy *sobs*
How quickly did/will they fall in love? 
Karina got atraccted to him since their first meeting. Avdol started to develop feelings for her when they know more about each other few time later =v=
How was their first kiss? 
When Avdol was injured by Hol Horse and Karina stayed with him, she started crying when she though he was asleep and also kind of… confessed. He wasn’t asleep and he heard everything. She was very embarrassed and told him to just forget everything, but he kissed her saying that he feel the same. And then Karina cried even harder lmao.
Wedding (in the nobody dies AU):
Who proposed? 
Actually both? Or neither? I mean, they have very clear that they wanted to be with each other, so marriage was something that was going to happen sooner or later?
Who is the best man/men? 
Polnareff.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? 
Esther.
Who did the most planning? 
Both of them equally. But the most part actually was Billie’s fault job.
Who stressed the most? 
Karina probs, since she was a bit uneasy about telling her parents about the pregnancy asdjfa
How fancy was the ceremony? 
Actually neither of them wanted a big ceremony, just something casual with family and friends.Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Sex:
Who is on top? 
Depends on the mood of both of them actually. 
Who is the one to instigate things? 
Usually Karina.
How healthy is their sex life? 
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? 
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? 
Of course!
How rough are they in bed? 
Actually depends of the mood… So it’ll be more like a range:
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?  
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? 
One (In the nobody dies, three Let them be happy!! TAT)
How many children will they adopt? 
None
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? 
Both of them actually.
Who is the stricter parent? 
Maybe Avdol, but let’s be honest, both are so fluffy with their babies.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? 
Both
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? 
Karina!
Who is the more loved parent? 
Both of them!
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
They make turns, depends of one of them is less busy at that moment.
Who cried the most at graduation? 
Karina! She’s a proud and embarrasing mother!
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? 
Both of them! They make turns. One day one of them do the cooking and the other one the dishes, and the next day the opposite!
Who is the most picky in their food choice? 
None of them actually?? Maybe the children, but not them.
Who does the grocery shopping? 
Karina!
How often do they bake desserts? 
Karina tried once but it didn’t end up so well… Anyways, Avdol ate it and told her it was delicious. Who knows if it was actually true… lmao.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? 
Karina! She can be so cheesy and romantic even if she doesn’t look like that.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? 
Actually both of them prefer to be at home, but I guess Karina maybe.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? 
None.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? 
Both of them do it.
Who is really against chores?
Karina whould whine at first, but would do it anyways.
Who cleans up after the pets? 
Both, but Avdol more often.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? 
None?
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? 
Karina. Stressed baby.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? 
Karina! She loves taking showers after all!
Who takes the dog out for a walk?
Avdol! And probably with the kids ovo
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? 
Every holiday! For the kids, y’know!
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? 
Karina, pfff.
Who plays the most pranks? 
Well, I don’t think it’s neccesary answer this, it’s pretty obvious xD
❤️ CaeJose ❤️ (nobody dies AU TvT)
General:
How long will they last?
Forever sobs TvT
How quickly did/will they fall in love?
Caesar depeloped feelings for Joseph in the time when they were training in Air Supplena Island. Joseph wasn’t very sure about his feelings until much later.
How was their first kiss?
Kind of rushed and awkward?? Caesar wasn’t really sure about Joseph’s feelings but he tried it anyways cos he felt that it was now or never. Thankfully Joseph after a little existencial crisis lmao returns his feelings.
Wedding:
At that date they can’t, so ;v;
Sex:
Who is on top?
Depends on the mood of both of them.
Who is the one to instigate things?
Usually Joseph.
How healthy is their sex life?
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they?
The whole range actually?? The kinky stuff is mostly Joseph’s fault tho.
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?
Of course!
How rough are they in bed?
Again, depends of the mood… And the whole range, lol:
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?  
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally?
Noope.
How many children will they adopt?
One! Little Billie!
Who gets stuck with the most diapers?
When they adopted Billie she was already 3 years old so?? Just Joseph with Holly??
Who is the stricter parent?
Caesar! But not so much, tho. He’s more softer than he wants the world to know.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?
Caesar. 
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?
Caesar.
Who is the more loved parent?
Both of them!
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
They make turns, depends of one of them is less busy at that moment.
Who cried the most at graduation?
Joseph!
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking?
Caesar. Joseph sometimes, he can cook perfectly, but he’s just too lazy and loves Cae’s food so much..
Who is the most picky in their food choice?
None of them actually.
Who does the grocery shopping?
Usually Caesar, but sometimes they go together!
How often do they bake desserts?
Not very often. They prefer to buy them in a little bakery near their home.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?
Joseph! First would act like he forgot tho, so the surprise would be even better!
Who is more likely to suggest going out?
Joseph.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking?
Joseph…
Chores:
Who cleans the room?
Both of them do it, Caesar more often tho.
Who is really against chores?
Joseph. After all his most hated sentences are “hard work” and “work hard“.
Who cleans up after the pets?
Actually I don’t see them with pets?? But if they have, then Joseph.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?
Joseph…
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over?
Caesar.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths?
Both enjoy them, especially baths together
Who takes the dog out for a walk?
Joseph.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?
Not very often at first, but after having Billie they start to do it.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon?
When they have a free day both of them. They need rest!
Who plays the most pranks?
Both of them tbh? Probably Joseph would be the one who starts it.
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suspiciousgay · 7 years
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For the ask thing, all 100
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silliness-inc · 3 years
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OOH these are adorable! Mayhaps Raine and Eda? They could use a lil bit of goofiness right now.
YEESSSS RAEDA ✨❤
1) who has the cutest tickle laugh?
aHHHh i can’t pick oneeee because they both have such cute laughssss ajaskjdghkjhgkj like raine has cute little bubbly giggles and eda has a rlly cute more boisterous laugh with lots of snorts🥺 i love them bothhhh <3
2) what are their tickle spots?
Raine’s sweet spots are definitely their sides, knees (+bonus points if ya get behind their knees), hips and ribs (probably one of their worst spots). For Eda, definitely her ribs and underarms, and side pokes will always make her gigglyyyy
3) who is ticklish in unusual places and where would that be?
Raine is really ticklish behind their ears, which Eda thinks is the cutest fucking thing ever (it makes their laugh all squeaky and giggly hjdfkjdhgkjlfd fucking precious <3). Eda’s palms of her hands are pretty ticklish, which Raine found rather amusing to exploit while they were cuddling pfff
4) who gets cheer-up tickles?
they both dooooo!! <3 Eda loves finding time to give them tickles whenever they need a little stress-reliever, and Raine can’t help themselves whenever she needs a break from the stressful life of the prestigious owl lady of the boiling isles
5) do either of them try to hide their ticklishness?
Oh Eda could be getting tickled silly and she’d still be like “pfff wtf no I’m not ticklish whats that-” but Raine on the other hand will definitely admit it if you get a bad spot really good.
6) who takes advantage of the other one getting their arms stuck while taking off their shirt?
ohoho dEfinitely Eda taking advantage of when Raine is in this situation. She just can’t help herself,,,I mean, not like Raine does much to stop her either~
7) how did they discover each other’s ticklishness?
during cuddles Eda discovered how ticklish Raine’s ears were, then from then on did her own little experimental pokes to their sides to try and find other sweet spots <3 Raine just loves hearing her laugh, and one time when they cracked a stupid joke, Eda thought it was the funniest thing ever and Raine thought her snort laugh was the cutest fucking thiNG, so naturally they teased her about it all like “aww did you just snort? awww!” and that led to them poking at her sides and before Eda knew it her fate was sealed AJKDFLKJFGH
8) who can’t take tickle bites/raspberries?
Edaaaaa, omgosh she cannot handle raspberries for the life of her. One raspberry is enough to send her into hysterics, and on top of that, given by Raine?? just count her dead at this point, its pretty much the silliness of it all + how much it actually tickles that makes her lose it right away
9) who has to be tickle-forced out of bed in the morning?
while it does happen to both of them on occasion, its definitely Raine more often than not that needs the lil’ nudge to wake up in the morning. Eda usually showers them in tickly kisses till they giggle themselves awake, then depending on how cooperative Raine is feeling (or if they really want morning tickles-) they’ll either try and bury themselves under the covers more and attempt to go back to sleep, or get up and accept defeat pfff
10) who initiates tickle fights?
almost always Eda. She just loves being silly and playful, and having those moments in her relationship with Raine are so important, since they both enjoy taking time to forget the stresses of day-to-day life and letting loose around each other! <3
11) who gives up in tickle fights?
ahah this is more often Raine, cuz Eda has a habit of always getting them ina tight spot like “I’m not gonna stoppppp until you admit you’re cuteee/you’re ticklish!” and by then they’re usually a laughy mess already so once she reaches for their ears, they give in pretty quickly haha poor ticklish bby </3
12) who is in danger of getting hurt when attacking the other?
pfff I’d say neither?? cuz they both don’t ever fight back that much with ticklessss
13) who always provokes the other into tickling them and how?
Eda dEfinitely provokes Raine into tickling her, with her silly playful moods and especially if she’s being a bit sassy or sNatches their sheet music just so they’ll chase after and tickle her pfff cuties <3
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primadonnatartuffe · 7 years
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RYAN: *after hanging out with orchid, ryan's been feeling a little lighter, and leaving skaia to visit people has become that much easier. so with that feeling of freedom, she decides to stop by odimist again. she drapes on colt for a little while before she devotes her time to finn and his new baby. she's just as gorgeous as in the photos, and during the visit, she's found she's really quite fond of hanging out with tiny babies... they're in the living room at colt and little's place, and ryan has lounging with this bundle in her arms for a while now.*
RYAN: hmm sofia sofia... are there any songs about a girl named sofia? there should be.
FINN: -finn's sitting next to the two of them and it's so cute watching sofia get to know ryan. sofia's looking pretty comfortable and staring up at ryan- no but you can replace any song with shakira with sofia
RYAN: ooooh yeah there you go.
RYAN: lets sing beautiful liar.
RYAN: i can be beyonce and sofia can be shakira.
RYAN: ryonce ryonce sofia sofia.
RYAN: lets not kill the karma. lets not start a fight. its not worth the drama for a beautiful liiiaar.
FINN: -sofia gurgles-
RYAN: yeah girl there you go.
RYAN: *snickers*
FINN: already she's more musically inclined than me
RYAN: stick with me kid and well keep you on the right track. *smiles wide at baby*
FINN: -sofia smiles back for a good two seconds and wiggles her arms-
RYAN: uggh shes so cute.
FINN: -he's laughing a little and smiling because he loves this baby so much- i know
FINN: you'd think i'd be used to it by now
RYAN: pretty sure youre never gonna get used to it though. thats just how these things work.
RYAN: my parents still cant get over how cute i am. ;)
RYAN: well nobody can really.
FINN: -too true- it's a hard life
RYAN: for you. us adorable people got it so good. isnt that right sofia?
FINN: -sofia yawns-
FINN: i'm going to be dead in a week at this rate
FINN: just because of the cute from sofia and you combined
RYAN: cool. then i can steal her. >:)
FINN: you're just going to swoop right in and take her
RYAN: yep. and raise her teaching her to better weaponize her deadly cuteness.
RYAN: well be unstoppable.
FINN: sorry sofia i tried to give you a better life
RYAN: time to live a life of villainy with auntie ryan.
FINN: this escalated quickly
RYAN: *SNRK* i think thats the inevitable path when dealing with baby stealing.
FINN: did i turn out to be a villain
FINN: i guess that depends on your definition of -air quotes- stolen
RYAN: i think the definition of stolen is pretty clear cut... but maybe theres a side of finn i dont know... an evil side.
FINN: maybe there is
RYAN: oh my... ;o
FINN: what is that face
RYAN: its a face thats onto your wild ways.
FINN: someone's a little late
RYAN: pfff. okay lets be real were all onto your wild ways.
FINN: i was going to say
FINN: out of all people you really can't be that surprised
RYAN: i really cant be... not when i was there instigating it half the time. *snickers some more. they have fun.*
FINN: -they had a lot of fun. he's still laughing, shaking his head- see exactly
RYAN: *looks down at the baby for a moment after that. the pause is enough for her mind to wander. it's hard to fill in the space with positive thoughts these days.*
RYAN: hey uh this is out of the blue but...
RYAN: the other day? at the kareoke bar? ive been worried that i like.
RYAN: made things weird?? somehow.
FINN: -sofia's getting sleepy. she might be starting to doze off. finn is caught off guard by the question, not exactly expecting it- oh -he says it like a question-
FINN: why what do you mean
RYAN: i dunno.
RYAN: like... i know i was super transparent with the song choices.
RYAN: the mood just seemed to change after i sang that second time.
RYAN: and then you took off.
RYAN: like maybe you thought you were third wheeling or something.
RYAN: uhh... okay so i dont usually make a habit of addressing things like this but ive been encouraged to talk about the stuff thats nagging at my mind.
RYAN: so it doesnt start festering and i have to turn to booze or something to cope haha.
RYAN: ... yeah.
FINN: oh -he definitely doesn't want to make her feel like she has to cope with anything...not because of him, at least.- no no i get it uh
FINN: i don't know i guess i just
FINN: you know when you feel like you're in the middle of something really intimate that's not explicitly so but it still is
FINN: but you feel like you're in the way of it a little
FINN: that was where i was at i guess but it's not a big deal you guys need your time too
RYAN: *frowns* i dunno... i guess.
RYAN: its not like theres a quote unquote you guys.
FINN: -he looks away and shrugs a little- hasn't there always been though
RYAN: ... not anymore.
FINN: i mean i know not technically but -he sighs- it's still there
RYAN: *brows knit* yeah maybe for me.
FINN: i mean jack is completely different than he was three years ago and it's not like we talked during the time you were gone
FINN: so i guess i can't read him anymore but i mean it really seems like there's still something
FINN: but anyway i just
FINN: had a feeling i shouldn't be there
FINN: and it's good you two are hanging out
FINN: and having moments
FINN: and stuff
FINN: after everything
RYAN: *he says all that, but why does it feel like there's something left unsaid. is she being paranoid?* do you really feel that way?
FINN: which part
FINN: i mean it doesn't matter because i do really feel all of it
RYAN: ... i guess that part where you think its good were hanging out and having moments like you said.
FINN: oh
FINN: yeah
FINN: it's a good thing
RYAN: ugggh.
RYAN: why do i feel like its not?? am i being paranoid?
RYAN: maybe im projecting because im afraid to make any moves and i need an excuse not to.
RYAN: i dont know i suck at reading my feelings and intuitions or whatever.
FINN: -he looks ahead- it's hard to know i guess
FINN: after all that time
FINN: you can only really be certain of how you feel
RYAN: *sighs a little. she does know how she feels, at least when it comes to jack.*
RYAN: okay but... i dont wanna make hanging out with us awkward.
FINN: sometimes i just have to discern whether or not i should be there
FINN: it's a life thing
RYAN: ... i guess so.
RYAN: sorry.
RYAN: im being weird.
FINN: no you're not
FINN: i was probably acting pretty weird
FINN: that raises a lot of questions
RYAN: maybe. i probably shouldnt pry. *it raises questions, but none of the questions she should probably be asking... but it doesn't really occur to her.*
RYAN: *face scrunches a little... she looks upset.* i just dont know what im doing anymore. im a mess and i know im supposed to just let myself be a mess and let people help me but i dont want to.
RYAN: i dont even want to talk about this. but i should?? ugh. im not making sense.
FINN: -his expression softens immediately- no no i
FINN: i get that actually
FINN: -he can relate in different ways...but he can still relate to the general concept-
FINN: it's hard
RYAN: *sniffs and leans against him a little, as much as she can without disturbing the baby.* but im lonely too... i dont wanna bring anybody down or make anybody feel bad but this always seems to happen now and i cant shut it off.
FINN: -lets it happen and leans his head against hers just slightly- well you know you always have me
FINN: whether or not you can shut it off
RYAN: *peeks up at him with big tired glossy eyes* ... thanks finn.
FINN: -dONT LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT- yeah
FINN: of course
FINN: you're pretty much stuck with me whether you like it or not
RYAN: heheh... good to know.
FINN: it thought it would be at least a little comforting -he's quiet suddenly-
RYAN: it helps... trust me. *peers at him again when a silence follows.*
RYAN: whats on your mind?
FINN: -avoids meeting her gaze and looks down at a sleeping sofia instead. he sighs- i should uh
FINN: i mean
FINN: i don't want things to be weird
RYAN: *blinks at him, confused* weird??
FINN: yeah weird uh
FINN: i don't know how to say it
FINN: actually uh
FINN: -holds his hands out for sofia-
RYAN: ... okay. *hands her back to him, getting a weird feeling in her gut.*
FINN: -sofia makes a few fussy noises before going back to sleep like nothing had happened-
FINN: i just don't want you to feel stuck so
FINN: if you need to leave you can
RYAN: *leans away again, not really sure what to make of that.* im not really in a rush unless you need me to go...
FINN: no i just mean you might want to uh
FINN: you might want to
FINN: the thing is i should tell you
FINN: even though it will do nothing
FINN: but make things weird
FINN: and somehow it's the right thing to do supposedly
FINN: i don't know why that is
FINN: it doesn't seem like it's going to help at all
RYAN: help... what?? what is it? *she's TRYING not to act weirded out even though she kind of is. but it's mostly just anxiety.*
FINN: i
FINN: have feelings for you
FINN: but it's dumb and it doesn't matter and it's irrelevant
RYAN: you... *processing... processing... but she fails to.*
RYAN: what?
FINN: -his cheeks grow red and he looks a little embarrassed-
FINN: i know it's
FINN: i know it's been obvious probably
FINN: it started years ago before you left and uh
FINN: surprise
FINN: still here
RYAN: uh... *runs a hand through her hair, reeling a little* no?? i mean no it was never obvious to me.
RYAN: jesus was i always so into my own shit i didnt even notice?
RYAN: thats typical. way to go ryan.
FINN: oh
FINN: no it's not your fault you didn't need to pick up on it i didn't want you to anyway
FINN: so points for me
FINN: i guess
RYAN: i... okay...
RYAN: well uh... im glad you brought that up. to get it off your chest? or...
RYAN: shit. im not sure what to say.
RYAN: like its cliched to be all i really like you too BUT...
RYAN: thats cliched and shitty?? you deserve better than that.
RYAN: hahaha you deserve better than me? come on dude lets be real.
FINN: -he just feels bad about it- no i know you don't feel
FINN: like i know you don't feel the same way and that's fine that's okay
FINN: like i didn't expect that or anything i know it's like
FINN: uh
FINN: i don't want to talk about what i deserve because i don't think i really
FINN: i don't want to measure myself that way because i'm not going to pass the test
FINN: you don't have to like
FINN: try to reason with me i know it's useless
FINN: it's always been you and jack from the beginning
FINN: there was never any other real relationship for either of you when you're together
FINN: you asked what's on my mind that's what's on my mind that's why i've been acting weird you don't need to fix it or feel responsible for anything i just
FINN: maybe if you know i can get over it who knows
FINN: or i wreck our friendship i don't know
FINN: i'm pretty good at that haha
RYAN: no finn thats not... thats not gonna happen. im just...
RYAN: *eyes start to water* it sucks that things are the way they are. that i cant... reciprocate i guess.
RYAN: i dont know why im always... chasing after people that im not good for haha. but hey on the bright side thats the case no matter what isnt it?? im not good for anybody.
RYAN: jacks better off without me. so was nona. so are you.
RYAN: and you should know that because yeah itd be in your best interest to move on from that.
RYAN: i know you werent trying to start anything but i-- just... why...
RYAN: im so fucked up.
-- impenetrableVitality [IV] is now an idle chum! --
FINN: -he doesn't know who the fuck nona is but he decides right now isn't the time to ask. hearing her say these things about herself...it stings.- no no no
FINN: i'm not
FINN: i'm not
FINN: fuck
FINN: it doesn't matter if you reciprocate or not and it's
FINN: you're making me sound like some kind of ideal candidate but that's not the case either
FINN: you don't see how much you're worth because you think you've fucked up beyond redemption or something
FINN: but that isn't true
FINN: we all have our shit
FINN: yours looks different than mine
FINN: jack's looks different than both yours and mine
FINN: but somehow you're still here and jack's still here even if we were all gone for a while
FINN: it's not about being good enough that is -lets out an unamused laugh- that's bullshit because who even meets that standard in the first place
FINN: what i do know is that without you around it felt like there was something irreplaceable missing
FINN: the whole time
FINN: sure maybe i became better at putting that feeling behind work but
FINN: i never stopped feeling it
FINN: because damn it ryan you are and you've always been one of a kind and i'm not just saying that
FINN: people that are like you aren't good enough
FINN: i want the real thing hanging around
FINN: crazy theatrical ryan
FINN: loud always pretty no matter what ryan
FINN: you're just -he looks down at sofia- you're worth more than you could ever realize
FINN: a few turns down some paths you don't like don't take that away from you
FINN: i need you to stick around and stay because if your shit makes it so you don't deserve to have people in your life then i am
FINN: i am right there with you
FINN: i'm not buying it
FINN: -he finally stops and...might be tearing up a little-
RYAN: *well, she's definitely started crying listening to all that, but the tears flow quietly. when he's through, she sniffs, trying to process everything with some difficulty... but the important parts stick and she leans forward to gingerly wrap her arms around his neck (careful not to squish sofia) and hold him gently.*
RYAN: youre really important to me... i hope you know.
FINN: -he closes his eyes a little and the tears just roll down his cheeks as she holds him- yeah
FINN: you are to me too
RYAN: ... jack told me that the worst was over.
RYAN: ive been trying really hard to believe that.
RYAN: it hurts knowing how much i was missed but its a relief too? i dont wanna run from people anymore...
FINN: you don't have to
FINN: maybe it's time to start running to people
RYAN: *sniffs* yeah... im gonna... crash into everyone at high speeds.
RYAN: hope you can handle a whole lot of ryan.
FINN: i'm pretty sure i've been training all my life so i'm good
RYAN: fuckin... right on. hehehe... *giggles softly, but then starts to pull away again.*
RYAN: i should probably get going home now though.
FINN: -smiles and nods at her, taking a deep breath- yeah
FINN: i have to put this one to bed anyway
RYAN: yeah... goodnight baby girl. *exhales once more, letting all the bad feelings pass... it's gonna be okay.*
RYAN: ill see you soon finn. *gets up off the couch and makes her leave.*
FINN: -it is. it's really going to be okay- bye ryan
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1. What is you middle name? Anna
2. How old are you? 25
3. What is your birthday? February
4. What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius
5. What is your favorite color? Steel-blue
6. What’s your lucky number? 13, like abviously
7. Do you have any pets? Yeeees. two of the cutes dog in the world. i miss them soooo much
8. Where are you from? lake Balaton :)
9. How tall are you? 1.73 m 
10. What shoe size are you? 39 in high heels, 38 in sport shoes
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? pfff, i think too much for a girl with my income :D but come on, im a working girl, who need to be pretty in work. and in life. and everywhere
12. What was your last dream about? the latest what i remember was about my own flat.
13. What talents do you have? I can draw pretty well in my opinion, and I like to think, I can write as well
14. Are you psychic in any way? no
15. Favorite song? always find something new
16. Favorite movie? Star Wars
17. Who would be your ideal partner? i dont really have a type
18. Do you want children? if i found the perfect husband for myself and a perfect dad for them. ideally this two will be one person :D
19. Do you want a church wedding? yes...i think
20. Are you religious? Not really.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? yes
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? nope
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yes
24. Baths or showers? Showers
25. What color socks are you wearing? gray
26. Have you ever been famous? no
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? no, a famous scientist 
28. What type of music do you like? almost All kinds
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? no
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1 for sleep and 2 for just being comfortable for using my laptop in bad
31. What position do you usually sleep in? I my side
32. How big is your house? 2 room, a kitchen and a bathroom. not big, but enough. and it is mine :)
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? coffee and some bakery stuff
34. Have you ever fired a gun? no, just with arch
35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes :D
36. Favorite clean word? halikra ( for saying hi)
37. Favorite swear word? kurvafaszba
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? one day
39. Do you have any scars? i speak only in sarcasm
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? i dont know about it
41. Are you a good liar? yes
42. Are you a good judge of character? yes
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? yapp. any kind of with my hungarian, but a few with english as well
44. Do you have a strong accent? i have only one specific
45. What is your favorite accent? british english oh dear...
46. What is your personality type? I’m noted. if im going in to somewhere, everybody will noted me. im loud, happy and love to talk with others. Also i have a jerk attitude, but my friends, knows it is just fun. or not. hahah :D
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? i have a Ralph Louren dress. i bought it in a second hand shop, but it takes more than 100 euro...
48. Can you curl your tongue? Yep
49. Are you an innie or an outie? outie
50. Left or right handed? Right handed
51. Are you scared of spiders? the regular ones, no...but i dont want to meet with those 10 cm ore bigger....
52. Favorite food? lecsó
53. Favorite foreign food?  finnifh smoked salmon
54. Are you a clean or messy person? clean, organized
55. Most used phrased? Szupkó
56. Most used word? halikra
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Anywhere between an hour and five seconds, it depends on what time I wake up in the morning or where i should go
58. Do you have much of an ego? no
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? i hate lollipops
60. Do you talk to yourself? obviously
61. Do you sing to yourself? in the shower :D
62. Are you a good singer? no :D
63. Biggest Fear? falling from somewhere high
64. Are you a gossip? i like talk about things...about people who i hate 
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 
66. Do you like long or short hair? long hair
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? no, maybe some of tham...but i can name all of the countries of Europe
68. Favorite school subject? history
69. Extrovert or Introvert? extrovert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope
71. What makes you nervous? school stuff
72. Are you scared of the dark? no
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? yes
74. Are you ticklish? Sometimes, it all depends on my mood
75. Have you ever started a rumor? maybe
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? yes
77. Have you ever drank underage? no
78. Have you ever done drugs? no, and i think people, who are doing it are pathetic
79. Who was your first real crush? 22 years old. i had my time :D
80. How many piercings do you have? zero
81. Can you roll your Rs? no
82. How fast can you type? average i think
83. How fast can you run? I’m alright
84. What color is your hair? light brown
85. What color are your eyes? steel blue
86. What are you allergic to? nuts, been
87. Do you keep a journal? sometimes
88. What do your parents do? my dad have a little firm and my mom is a history and sing tacher
89. Do you like your age? eeehhh
90. What makes you angry? loud music, dance, friends, long hugs with tall gays
91. Do you like your own name? yes. i used to hate it, and there is too many girl with my name, but this is my dads fav girl name and i have my middle name after my grandma
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? no, depend on the last name...
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? i dont think about this things
94. What are you strengths? Public speaking and small talk
95. What are your weaknesses? shut my mouth :D
96. How did you get your name? my dads fav girl name and his moms name- my oldaer sister has her name from my mom, so this is how it goes in my family :D
97. Were your ancestors royalty? not royalty, but nobel
98. Color of your room? light orange
99. Color of your bedspread? red, pink, orange
100. When am I going to empty my ask box? i dont even know what is it
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