#i usually don't struggle this much

[lovelaceisntdead]

I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight if I do not figure out what to do for Mabel cover.

[barbieaiden]

1.

Aiden: So, what happens if we want a divorce?

Sam: We haven't even gotten married yet.

Aiden: Hypothetically. Say you brought divorce papers home and I don't sign them. What then?

2.

Sam: I was five years old when my parents got divorced, I don't know.

Aiden: No, I'm not asking because your parents are divorced, I'm asking because you literally know everything.

Sam: You severely overestimate me.

Aiden: Would we, like, go to court?

Sam: Why are you thinking about this?

3.

Aiden: It might be useful to know. Not that I want to get divorced, but, you know, things happen. Well, actually, if you want a divorce I'll just give you all my money, we don't have to fight.

Sam: Wow, I could buy a whole loaf of bread with that money.

Aiden: Ouch.

4.

Sam: Really, Aiden, what money?

Aiden: Well... I don't know, you could have all my belongings and sell them.

Sam: That sounds like labour that won't be worth it in the end.

Aiden: Double ouch. You're always so mean to me.

5.

Sam: This is a very grim conversation to have before we've even gotten married.

Aiden: Would you rather have it after?

Sam: I'd rather not have it at all. We're not getting a divorce.

6.

Aiden: I don't think people go into marriage expecting a divorce, do they?

Sam: Apparently you do.

Aiden: Actually, you're right, this is a really depressing conversation. What if we just promise to force each other to stay in an unhappy marriage if something happens?

Sam: No?

7.

Aiden: What if we do it in a sexy way?

Sam: What does that even mean?

Aiden: Sam, baby, you can't expect me to know what I'm talking about.

Sam: Whatever, just... Will you stop talking about this if I say yes?

Aiden: Maybe.

Sam: Fine, then, we'll force each other to stay in an unhappy marriage. That sounds healthy.

Aiden: Exactly.

8.

Sam: Are you regretting this?

Aiden: Regretting what?

Sam: Getting engaged.

Aiden: No. No.

9.

Aiden: Of course not. You're literally perfect. Obviously I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Sam: What's the issue then?

Aiden: Nothing.

Sam: Tell me, baby.

10.

Aiden: No, it's nothing, really, I just... you know, I just want to make sure you want it too.

Sam: I'm 25 years old, Aiden, I think I can make my own judgement on who I want to marry.

Aiden: I'm not questioning your judgement, I just...

11.

Sam: What, Aiden?

Aiden: Forget it. It's stupid anyway.

Sam: Yes, it is. I can't believe you're this insecure after three years.

12.

Aiden: It's pretty cold here.

Sam: I told you to bring a sweater.

Aiden: Well, I brought you instead.

Sam: Do I look like a sweater to you?

Aiden: You look like my super nice boyfriend who'll feel really sorry for me and wrap your arms around me and warm me up?

13.

Sam: You're so weird.

Aiden: It's your fault.

Sam: My fault?

Aiden: Yeah. I wasn't like this before I met you. If you hadn't made me fall in love with you so hard I still wouldn't be like this.

Sam: Okay. Of course. Yes. It's my fault.

14.

Aiden: I love you. So much.

Sam: I love you too, baby.

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

"i mess up things and then i don't have the energy to fix them up" yes brain true sentence but no brain the appropriate response is NOT "therefore i should kill myself (and here's how)"

[jestroer]

Thinking about getting a drawing tablet with a screen......... Oghgghhhh.......

[steakout-05]

//ableism mention tw

ok just gonna say something really quick: i absolutely hate Abe's characterisation in the reboot of Clone High because it is nothing like how he acted in season 1 and it just. isn't funny. they've turned this good-intentioned but flawed loser kid who just wants to be like the original Abraham Lincoln but doesn't know how to, into a self-centered and arrogant asshole who literally almost said a horrible ableist slur twice in the first episode. like. i'm being serious, he almost says the R-slur twice in the same minute and i dunno about you but i really don't find it very funny when a) the only "joke" behind it is "oh look at how bad Abe is compared to the more progressive sensitivities of the new generation of clones, isn't he just terrible", and b) they felt the need to completely rewrite a pre-existing character that fans are already attached to to do something against his own morals for the sake of a shitty joke, and c) TOPHER WAS RIGHT THERE!!! isn't he supposed to be the asshole or am i missing something?? like...

i'm not saying you can't have "edgy" or "dark" comedy or whatever, but personally, i don't find it very funny when a character that actually means quite a lot to me and is one of my favourites is twisted and rewritten into an arrogant asshole in an apparent attempt to appeal to the people who hate Abe for his flaws in the original show. especially when he's rewritten to be someone who would say a slur that's literally been used against my fellow disabled peers, myself included. it just feels... wrong. it actually hurts a lot to see a character i once loved and found to be one of the funniest and most important characters in the show be turned into an arrogant dick, with barely any thought or meaning put into him. i don't like what they did with the rest of the OG cast as well (such as Joan making a complete 180 in her entire character, JFK's character assassination, the removal of Gandhi, Cleo barely being in it etc.), but to me, they did Abe the dirtiest in this season and i'm really disappointed that one of my favourite shows had to continue like this :(

[mooifyourecows]

could i ask another one for the wip ask?

15. royal pain in the ass ?

of course 🥲

that one is my daisuga fantasy/royal au in which Adventurer Daichi becomes the personal guard of Prince Koushi who just so happens to be half siren and horrible at controlling his power. RIP daichi's sanity

here's a little scene excerpt:

[pinkysberg]

is anyone else keeping up w Jettro's rdr2 playthrough on youtube? i haven't enjoyed a rdr2 playthru quite this much before.

[t4twnyclaw]

asc wind spoilers for the allegiances + sunbeam my scrunkley

sunbeam is already a tragic character as in she's given up so much of herself to please others, lightleap, blazefire, nightheart, her mother. shes a people-pleaser, she moves clans more-so for the sake of someone else-- if nightheart was willing to try and join shadowclan then she should try to join thunderclan- right?

i wonder if she had stayed in shadowclan if she would've had the opportunity to mentor birchpaw- she's always wanted to mentor apprentices. She *did* go on that journey to try and save birchpaws sibling, rowankit. She did want to help lightleap save her brother, she wanted to console and repair her relationship with lightleap and mentoring birchpaw could've allowed that.

the amount of growth and reflection and general relationship building and community building, if she had the chance to mentor birchpaw, would've been crazy.

[dummerjan]

Top 10 female characters

tagged by @die-schwanenkoenigin thank you <3 (glad to know I am not (yet) blocked :D)

rules: name favorite female characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people This should not be this hard but my fandoms mainly revolve around men. Schande über mein Haupt. I also don't have many fandoms. Plenty of pieces of media I love but my interaction with them is more superficial and I associate frequent engangement with fanworks with being in a fandom, not just liking something a lot. Therefore I will just interpret it more broadly. 1. Villanelle from Killing Eve. I mean, look at her! She's magnificent and I am in love.

2. Morgana from Merlin

I never actually finished the series so this is largely based on Merthur fanfiction (and maybe also a bit on me finding Katie McGrath unreasonably attractive 'cause other than that Gwen is a strong contender).

3. Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows

4. Paa from Bad Buddy

5. Wen Qing from The Untamed (though it is more of a toss up with Jiang Yanli)

6. I really, really can't decide between Rose, Donna and Martha from Doctor Who. They are all amazing.

7. As for Teen Wolf, I never really cared about the series beyond 3B and it was already bad before, so this is also primarily based on the potential they had and fanon, and I can't pick one definitive favourite either: Lydia, Erica, Cora.

8. Lindsay from Queer as Folk (US)

9. Alana from Hannibal

10. Orla from Derry Girls

tagging @bisexualbard @majestictortoise @revengeisalwaysanoption @tessaaaaa @antique-forvalaka @saturnskyline @sitron-sunni @scarefox @booksnchocolate @theoryofarson and whoever else feels like it. Absolutely no pressure. :)

[july-19th-club]

me age seven being sat down in front of the school’s district child psych lady and being given strange, simple spatial puzzles to solve and then long, complicated worksheets and hammering my way through them at the speed of light while having zero comprehension what their purpose was or why i was here: this is urgent! i have to get a good grade in Weird Puzzles, Or Else, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[witchwhaat]

na co mi to było kurwa XDD

[oupycoded]

AT THIS POINT I NEED TO MAKE A PRIVATE TWITTER TO VENT OR SOMETHING??? because i don't think journaling can fix this, gang

[meganechan05]

What if, for a silly episode, instead of a bodyswap episode, it's a personality swap episode?

Take it a step further and it's the team trying to take care of an extremely bubbly and emotional Rita.

And have no idea how to talk to them because they almost never hear them talk for more than ten seconds.

Do yall see the vision??

[softshuji]

Sometimes it feels like my mom punishes me for things I can't control and it's actually kinda really upsetting.

[oceansquill]

Me watching Q's stream:

[sparky-is-spiders]

Hi! I’m here suffering from lack of good Archivist!Sasha content as well 😭 On that note, do you have any fic on that topic you would recommend? Or just good Sasha fics in general, (or Jonsasha, if that’s your cup of tea)? Thank you in advance 😊

Tragically, I think there is a general dearth of good Archivist!Sasha content (and just about none of it Jonsasha content, as far as I can tell (and not only is Jonsasha my cup of tea, but the ONLY thing standing between it and the #1 OTP spot (currently occupied by JE) is the fact that the Jonsasha that I desperately crave exists in my brain and nowhere else)). Admittedly, I haven't looked very far into her tag yet (I should rectify that at some point tbh) but I've dug around the Jonsasha tag when I first got into it, and I know at least one fic where Sasha drifts towards Beholding through an interest in office gossip.

In terms of Jonsasha Ao3 has:

This very good Sasha lives fic where Jon shows up to Georgie's with an unconscious Sasha and everyone involved is very confused.

These two fics are cute also. The former is by @/suttttton and is them getting together, the latter is established Jonsasha from @/dickwheelie.

Eyevatar Sasha might actually be thinner on the ground (outside of fix-its where she solves everything and her canon reckless curiosity is completely ignored). Ao3 has:

This fic, which is Jongerry with outsider PoV Sasha. Just barely has the implication that she might be shifting towards the Eye (via prying into the lives of her coworkers) but gets a mention through sheer force of Excellent Sasha Characterization. I read this and I feel like I'm reading a fic from a Sasha Understander.

There's also this fic, which looks very promising but which I haven't actually gotten the chance to read yet, so I can't speak to its quality.

Unfortunately I've only gotten into Sasha fairly recently (especially as compared to Jon, who my brain latched onto in a deathgrip from the start), so I haven't gone through her tag yet. A scroll through the Archivist!Sasha or Beholding Avatar!Sasha tags pulls up a lot of fix-it and J//mart, which isn't really what I'm looking for from the concept. I'm sure there's more out there, and if/when I find them I'll come back to this ask probably, but I lucked into Reverse Nighthawks (I was on a Jongerry kick).

But god every day I wish that I could write romance and/or longfic, because about a year ago I read a Jonmichael fic that, when discussing alternate universes (where Jon ended the world) it's revealed that he once did an apocalypse out of love for his Archivist, Sasha James. And it was one (1) single line, but it struck me so hard because god. A perfect concept I think. The potential dynamics of Archivist!Sasha/Assistant!Jon are enthralling to me. Jon destroying the world (or helping her destroy the world? Cute date night I think: bringing about armageddon with your eldritch monster partner) for Sasha... anyway mostly I mentioned that one because My God if I have to live with that tantalizing AU rotating in the background of my mind 24/7 so do the rest of you.