#i wanna commit arson right now

[peconella27]

After a long time of being busy, sick and art block, I'm finally able to draw something again.

And then this happens:

I wanna cry... and I was so super proud of it... I hate it...

Sorry I wanted to post something for so long now but my pc deleted it again and that shortly after I was almost done :,D

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Even More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

Rio, to Agatha: I’d jump in front of a gun for you <3

Agatha: And I’d move out of the way, so you’d just get shot like a fucking idiot.

Lilia: Oh, look, a hole. *promptly walks directly into the hole*

Jen: Why did you- *lifting her out of the hole by the arms* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Agatha, clutching her seatbelt: YOU CRASHED THE TRUCK INTO THE GIGANTIC MONSTER?!

Teen: I THOUGHT IT WOULD KILL IT!!!

Agatha, slumping over in her seat: You are INCREDIBLY stupid.

Jen, texting Alice: I literally want to cry right now.

Alice: Uh…quick,look at these baby dragons guarding the houseplants.

Jen: …

Alice: They’re doing a very good job?

Jen: That actually does help, thank you.

Rio: You ever think about how many songs are secretly about sex?

Alice: Wha- no, but now I am.

Agatha: What’s it called when you commit arson on a person?

Alice: …murder?

Agatha: Wha- no, that’s not murder!

Alice: Yes, it is!

Agatha: Okay, but when you set yourself on fire, it’s called self-immolation.

Alice, sighing: I guess.

Agatha: So immolation is when someone is set on fire.

Alice: Yes.

Agatha: So setting someone else on fire-

Alice: Murder.

Agatha: But if they don’t die-

Alice: Attempted murder.

Agatha: But if you argue that you didn’t MEAN to kill them-

Alice, covering her head with a pillow: Fine, aggravated assault! Now leave me alone!

Sharon: I got peer pressured into getting into a trunk the other day. They were like “Do you wanna see what it’s like to be kidnapped?” And I was like “okay!”

Rio, in a dreamy voice: Maybe we’ll be branded as suspected sapphic serial killers, where true crime podcasts will speculate on the true nature of our relationship for decades to come.

Agatha, COMPLETELY drunk: If you’re coming in to judge me, don’t bother. God and my mother have it covered.

Agatha, in the middle of a struggle with Rio: You know what I would rather have in me than this knife? That di-

Billy: What does ‘no te preocupes’ mean?

Rio: Don’t worry about it.

Billy: But I wanna know :(

*watching a horror movie together*

Jen, leaning against Lilia: Maybe it’s just because it’s been a second since I’ve been a kid, but I feel like the kids in this movie have a LOT LESS common sense than I did when I was younger. Like I might have believed in some weird shit, but I knew better than to get closer to the clown under the bleachers, even if he said he could grant me a magic wish.

Alice, curled up on the floor between them: *shudders* I don't know how she wasn't screaming her lungs out.

Lilia, absently petting her hair: Well, is this before or after it bites her face off?

Jen: What? Alice, burying her face in Lilia's skirt: Ew.

[playgrl0]

it's always been you / hanma

wc: 2,533

when hanma picks up his phone and hears your sniffles at the other end of the line, he knew right away what the reason for your tears were. he tells you to send him your location and stay where you are and that he's gonna pick you up. with a deep sigh he grabs his zip up hoodie and leaves to come and pick you up.

you went on a date with this ´funny looking´​ guy, as shuji would say. he has no idea what you see in him and he doesn't like that you hang out with him. at all.why? hanmathinks that he makes it pretty obvious that he likes you romantically. he doesn’t hide it at all, he constantly flirts with you and is extremely touchy, just like a boyfriend would be.

but hanma is your best friend, not your boyfriend. he never told you straight up that he's in love with you though. and you’re probably the most oblivious human on this planet, which is pretty amusing to him, so he wants you to figure it out yourself. when you first told him that you're talking to and hanging out with another guy that isn't him, he felt like committing arson. you told him that the reason you started talking to him was because you wanted to get over another guy that you were crushing on, and forget about him. so, you're using a guy to get over another one, and none of those boys are him? committing arson wouldn't be enough at this point.

about ten minutes after your call, hanma finally arrives at a bus station a few houses away from where that boy lives. you’re sitting on the bench, face finally dry from the few tears that were streaming down your face not too long ago. the sound of hanma’s bike catches your attention and you watch how he parks the bike, gets off, walks over to you and sits down next to you.

“d’ya want me to beat the fuck outta him?” he speaks up and takes off his zip up hoodie, “i think he’d look better with a few bruises and blood streaming down his face. that fucking asshole.” he mumbles as he puts the hoodie over your shoulders and then pulls out a cigarette and starts smoking. you only shake your head no as you put the hoodie on properly and keep staring straight ahead, which hanma finds weird. it's so unlike you to be quiet, even when you’re upset. that guy must've really hurt your feelings and hanma plans on hurting him way worse once he took care of you. “you wanna tell me what happened?” he asks and takes another drag from his cigarette. you sigh, “long story short, he said that i'm not good enough and he prefers a girl he's been talking to behind my back.” you quietly answer him. oh how hanma would love nothing more than to beat this guy unconscious. not good enough? you? the most amazing person he has ever met? and he knows, hanma knows that he should comfort you right now but since he's hanma, he cant help himself and let out a comment he's been waiting to say to you the second you called because he knew this would happen.

“i told you he's an asshole but you didn't listen.” he shrugs and earns a slap on the back of his shoulder. “thanks for nothing. drive me home.” you grumble and get up from the bench and walk over to his bike. he follows you with a smirk gracing his lips. “the fuck are you smirking at?” you ask pissed, arms crossed over your chest. he chuckles as he puts the helmet he specifically bought stole for you on your head. he makes sure it's secure and chuckles. “you’re not actually pissed at me and i'm not taking you home. you’re sleeping at my place tonight. hop on the bike.” he gets on and waits for you to get on as well. you sit on the bike behind hanma and wrap your arms around his middle. once he feels your arms holding tightly onto him, he starts driving you both to his place. you lean your head against his back, as good as the helmet allows it, close your eyes and think about everything that has happened. you knew from the beginning that dating this guy wouldn't end well. you knew that he was an asshole, shuji was right. fuck, you dont even have feelings for that guy, at all. you only wanted to distract yourself. at this point you’ll try everything to forget about him. to forget your feelings about shuji. right now it's hard to ignore those feelings. your stomach is filled with butterflies as you hold onto your best friend. you shouldn't feel like this about him. you shouldn't feel your knees weaken every time he smiles at you, your heart beating faster every time he touches you. it's so wrong. he's your best friend and that's all he’ll ever be.

“we’re here.” hanma's deep voice pulls you out of your thoughts. he stops the bike in front of his apartment building and gets off. he turns to you and gently removes the helmet from your head, then holds your hand to help you off the bike. and once again, your heart beats faster at his touch. you finally make your way into his apartment where you remove your shoes first and then walk into his bedroom where you flop face down onto his bed. you hear him chuckle behind you and he lets himself fall beside you. he's laying on his back and staring up at the ceiling while you're still on your stomach, face buried in his pillows. “how’re you feeling? wanna talk about it?” he breaks the short silence. you turn your head to look at him, his beautiful side profile makes your heart flutter, and you feel yourself starting to grow frustrated once again. why is he so handsome? you turn away again, “i'm pissed but i'm okay. i'll just find another guy. no problem.” you mutter into his pillows. hanma turns to look at you and is met with the back of your head. without realizing it his hand travels to your head where he starts to comfortingly scratch your scalp. it's something he’s always done to you, ever since you two were little. he does it when he knows you’re not feeling well, it helps you calm down and feel better. you turn your head back to him with a smile. “if you keep doing this i'll fall asleep.” he removes the hand and grins back at you. “you’re not going to sleep until you tell me what's going on with you.” “what do you mean?” you frown. a sigh leaves hanma's lips, “i mean, what's up with with you and wanting to desperately date someone? you never cared about relationships like that and it's so unlike you to just go out and date random idiots.” you turn to lay on your back as well and stare at the ceiling. fuck, what now? do you tell him the truth or should you lie? lying to him wouldn't even work anyway. he knows you too well and he knows when you’re lying. you suck at it. “earth to y/n?!” hanma pulls you out of your thoughts once again and pushes your shoulder with his. “c’mon, talk to me.”

you sigh deeply and sit up, leaning against the headboard of his bed, he follows your moves and looks at you, waiting for you to finally speak. "okay,” you sigh again. “i've been dating all these boys because i thought i could find the right one and that he would help me forget about my feelings that i have for someone else.” hanma hides his disappointment really well. it’s been hard for him to see you dating one guy after another and then telling him right into his face that you have real feelings for someone else. someone that isn’t him. fuck. but this isnt about him right now, its about you and he needs to make you feel better. if there’s one thing in this world that shuji hanma hates, it's seeing you upset. “oh. well, why do you want to forget about that other person so badly? why not just confess to them?” he casually speaks up. “yeah, no! i’m going to stop you right there. i definitely won't do that. it’ll ruin everything.” you mumble the last part quietly but he still hears it. “ruin what?” he frowns. “ugh, our friendship! it’ll ruin our fucking friendship!” you burst out, feeling super frustrated at this point. and what does hanma do?

he fucking laughs.

you look at him with the hardest death stare. “what’s so fucking funny?” you huff. hanma finally calms down and wipes an imaginary tear from under his eye. “a friendship? i’m literally the only friend you have. you have no friends other than me, idiot.” he finishes his sentence with a small chuckle and lays back down, both arms resting behind his head. your face heats up at his words. no, its fucking burning. you feel like your skin is about to burn off your bones. did you say too much? does he know now?

“i do have other friends, bastard!” you stutter over your words. “the sweet old lady that lives across from you and the little boy from the playground dont count. i’m your one and only.” he has the most proudest and widest shit eating grin on his face. “fuck you!” you throw one of his pillows at him and press another one on his face, trying to not actually suffocate him. he easily snatches the pillow from you and throws it right back at you. you catch it and bury your face in it. when you don't remove your face from the pillow again and don't say a word for a while, hanma grows nervous. did he say something wrong? he softly pinches your leg, “what’s wrong?” you finally remove the pillow and lay down next to him with a deep sigh. “you caught me.” you mumble defeated. “what do you mean?” he is more than confused right now. “that i like you.” the words leave your mouth faster than you wanted to. they just slipped out.

the both of you are staring at each other now, both of your eyes wide open and in shock. “shut the fuck up! i’m the guy you've been trying to forget about?” you dont think you’ve ever seen him so shocked at something before. “no! fuck! i didnt mean to..ugh! no, yes! yes, it's you. it’s always been you.” you ramble on while hiding your face behind your hands. hanma is a smiling mess right now. he just watches you being all flustered and listens to your rambles. he didn’t think it would be impossible for you to catch feelings for him, he just never thought that it would actually happen and he is more than fucking happy right now.

he quickly rolls on top of you and removes your hands from your face. he is met with your beautiful eyes that are staring right back at him in shock. this isn’t the first time in your friendship that he's on top of you or that you've been on top of him, but you just confessed your love to him and now he's laying right on top of your body and you feel like you might explode from feeling so embarrassed. you wish you could just sink right into the mattress and then disappear completely.

“cat got your tongue? what happened to your rambling?” he breaks the silence, smirking. “fuck off!” you whine, turning your head away. you know him too damn well so you know that hes gonna tease the fuck out of you now and hes going to have the time of his life with this. he suddenly grabs your chin and turns your head back to look at him. “i know you’re fucking embarrassed right now and i find it hilarious,” the smirk never leaves his lips and you roll your eyes at him. “but, i like you as well. i’m pretty sure you knew that though.”“shuji?? i did not know that?!” you squeal. “oh? i thought i was being pretty obvious. you’re just blind i guess.” he chuckles. “but anyway, i do like you as well. and now that you know that, please stop going out with other men before i end up murdering them all.” you both break out into a fit of laughter. hanma lets his head fall into the crook of your neck and you wrap your arms around him.

the laughter dies down after a short while and he mumbles against your neck, “please be my girlfriend?” he asks a bit careful and removes his head from your neck to look at you. “yeah,” you answer, smiling like an idiot. “i’ll be your girlfriend, yes!” you happily pull him into a hug, his head buried in your neck again. “thank god you said yes, i would've actually went on a murder spree to get rid of every single man.” “i know you would.” you laugh again as he pulls his head away from you again, his hand softly brushing over your warm cheek. “so, i can kiss you now that you're my girl, right?” he grins. “of course!” he wastes no time and presses his lips against yours and in that moment you feel like this is not only the happiest moment of your life, but also the most beautiful one. you thought and dreamt about this very moment so many times more than you would like to admit to yourself, but the reality of having his lips move softly against yours is a million times better than any of your dreams have ever been. his lips are surprisingly soft and warm and they're moving perfectly against yours, his tongue brushing over your bottom lip every once in a while. you don’t want this moment to end, ever, and neither does hanma. he’s kissing you gently but with a small hint of desperation and his big, calloused hands cupping your cheeks. he deepened the kiss and you pulled him as close to your body as you possibly could and both of you wanted more, more of each other, but your air is ran out so you finally pulled away and now you’re looking into each others eyes again while panting softly.

“fuck, if i knew kissing you would feel this fucking good, i would’ve hoped ​one of those guys you dated would hurt your feelings way sooner.” he earns a slap on the back of his head for that. “you could’ve confessed as well, why’d you wait so long?” you snap back. “ah, that’s a story for another time. i want more kisses.” he wastes no time and presses his lips against yours again.

he kisses you over and over and over again. throughout the entire night. “you’re mine now. forever.” he said.

he’ll never let you go.

tags: @ranscutedoll @bertholdts--butt @zazcie @getcozylove @hoshiko @nanaosaki3940 @nanamikentoseyebags @sin-and-punishment @peachebmad @wakashawty @shamelessperfectionhideout @vmlnrz @saintokkotsu @satanlovesusall666 @kiirsteinn @noritopia @gothamgurl2024 @unknownspecies

<3 @ playgrl0

[tsuy4n]

Gonna make for all the brothers, thus, it's big Raph turn. (I couldn't find or think of the right dynamic name so I'll let ya all decide on this one!)

[Leo] [Donnie] >Raph< [Mikey]

[Y/n]: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Raph: Don't take it personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

—

Raph: How can someone say [Y/n] is evil?? They're the most precious little soul.

[Y/n]: *in the middle of planning a detailed plan to commit arson in their mind* Yeah, I'm adorable!

—

[Y/n]: Who the actual fuck–

Raph: Language!

[Y/n]: Whomst the actual sexual intercourse–

Raph: What.

—

[Y/n], literally to anyone: Fight me!

Raph: *In the distance* Lay one hand on them and you'll never see the day of light ever again.

—

*At Albearto's*

[Y/n]: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the rich-

April: *pushes them where Raph and the others are hiding at* Okay, that's enough.

—

[Y/n]: If I leave my ass hanging off of the bed, will a demon eat it?

Raph: Please stop talking.

—

Raph: Alright, what do we say when we're anxious?

Donnie: My anxiety is chronic,

[Y/n]: But my ass is iconic.

Raph: nO-

—

[Y/n]: *wakes up from a power nap and sees Raph smiling at them* Did I die? Am I in heaven?

Leo and Donnie: *walks in and is arguing*

[Y/n]: We're in hell.

—

[Y/n]: When I was small–

Raph: *snorts* "was"

[Y/n]: *murderous gaze*

Raph: *coughs then smiles sheepishly* Sorry, continue?

—

[Y/n], is just a year older: *trying to convince Raph to do something that'll definitely get them in jail* I've been your age, you've never been mine. Pay attention.

Raph: I've been your height, you've never been mine, you pay attention.

[Y/n]:

—

[Y/n]: *under their breath* Future husband say what.

Raph: What?

[Y/n]: *screeches internally*

—

[Y/n]: Pfft, there's no way Raph actually likes me! Haha, you guys are funny.

Leo: *holding in a laugh* Yes he does.

Donnie: *monotonously* Yes he does.

Mikey: *smiling brightly* Yes he does!

Raph: Yes I do.

—

[Y/n], angrily: You wanna fight? You wanna catch these hands?

Raph:

Raph: *Holds [Y/n]'s little fists*

[Y/n]: Okay, I'm calm now.

—

Leo: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Raph: *unamused* Because their hands are too sh–

[Y/n]: *smiling creepily* Because they're all dead.

Leo:

Raph:

—

Raph: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP ME WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

[Y/n]: You're yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing!

—

Mikey: *walks in, visibly confused* Why is [Y/n] on a child leash???

Raph: They've had 5 redbulls and coffee with 10 espresso shots in less than 1 hour. This a precaution. I am not taking any chances right now.

[Y/n]: *visibly vibrating out of their skin* I CaN heAr CoLoRs. CaN yOu tAsTe ThE rAiNbOw?

—

Donnie: Sit down!

[Y/n]: Nobody tells me what to do.

Raph: Sit down.

[Y/n]: *sits down immediately and smiles cutely at Raph*

—

Raph: You need to stop doing weird things. Try going out sometime.

[Y/n]: I went to the park today.

Raph: There you go, I hope you got something from that.

[Y/n]: *opens jacket* Yeah, this squirrel.

[sakuraonsaturn]

Making A Kite!

The episode begins with Amanda and Wooly standing in the backyard. Amanda is wearing a ski mask… again. 

“Hi friends! I’m Amanda!” 

“And I’m Wooly…” Wooly is looking over at Amanda in confusion. 

“And today we’re robbing a bank!” 

“HUH?!” Wooly shouts, “What are you talking about?” 

“Yeah Wooly we’re robbing a bank!” 

“No we’re not!” Wooly snaps. Amanda seems to find this incredibly amusing. 

“You’re right!” Amanda laughs, taking off the ski mask and pulling out a lighter, “We’re committing arson instead!” 

“NO NO NO NO NO!” 

“I’m just kidding Wooly.” 

“Yeah, you’re just kidding. We’re going to break into the white house instead.” Wooly scoffs. 

“That would be fun… but we’re making a kite!” 

“Oh thank god…” Wooly sighs in relief. “Why’d you do that to me?” 

“I just wanted to see your reaction. And it was hilarious.” 

“Gotta admit that was pretty funny.” Riley adds. 

“Be serious you two!” Wooly scolds. 

“Pssh, back to being a fun killer I see.” Amanda scoffs. “Wha-What?! This is not the time for jokes!” 

“I’m just trying to lighten the mood in here a little geez.” Amanda rolls her eyes, “Every time I try to have fun in this place things always get depressing.” 

“Well… okay then… what are we doing today-” the tape glitches with some loud static. Wooly and Amanda cover their ears. “whoa…  um… that’s new… heh heh…” Amanda looks pissed but takes a deep breath. 

“Today we’re making a kite!” Amanda announces. She stares at all the pieces laid out in front of her for a couple awkward seconds. “I don’t know how to make a kite!” she shouts cheerfully. Suddenly a strong gust of wind comes and blows all their pieces away. 

“There goes our kite.” Wooly sighs exhaustingly. 

“Oh well!” Amanda shrugs, “Let’s go to the store-ore-ore-ore-ore-ore-ooooooorrrrreee-” the tape starts skipping for a couple seconds. Sophie and Riley look at each other with concern. The tape glitches to the store. 

“So what do we need to make a kite?” Wooly asks. 

“Nah, we're not making a kite.” Amanda says nonchalantly. 

“Um Amanda… you said today we’re making a kite.” 

“Yeah and now I’m thinking of going back to the arson plan.” 

“Amanda…” Wooly groans. 

“What? Hameln clearly approves of it.” She says. Wooly looks so done. “No but I actually don’t know how to make a kite. Do you?” 

“No…” 

“So we’re just gonna buy one and fly it. See? The easy way isn’t half bad!” 

“But making the kite ourselves could be better!” 

“Or the kite could fall apart and then no one could save it. It’ll just be in a painful unfixable mess forever and ever. Sometimes it’s better to just give up.” 

“That sounds so sad…” 

“I just wanna fly a kite, Wooly is that so wrong?” Amanda complains, “Can you tell me where the kites are?” Amanda asks. There is a sign for craft supplies, a sign for a kite, and in the center a sign of a door. Riley first clicks on the craft supplies. “I told you I don’t want to do that anymore.” Amanda groans. Riley sighs and clicks on the kite. “Ya-” the tape glitches to the kite section. “Ooooh so many choices! I don’t know which color to pick!” Riley clicks on the red kite. Amanda smiles wide and picks it up. The tape glitches to the park.

“So how do we fly a kite?” Wooly asks. Amanda looks at him in shock. “What, you don’t know how to do that either?” 

“No I’m just surprised you don’t… well okay then. To fly a kite you gotta… hmm… I think you kinda just throw it and run and hope the wind catches it.” Amanda demonstrates. “Oh hey that worked!” Wooly looks at the kite handle excitedly, bouncing up and down a little. Amanda smiles and hands it to him, he snatches it excitedly and eagerly watches the kite sway and dance in the wind. 

“You know… that kite is kind of like us…” Amanda says softly, “It looks like it can fly anywhere… but it’s still tethered to a string…” Wooly looks at Amanda, at the kite, and then at the handle and lets it go. “Wha- Wooly?!” The kite floats up into the sky. “What did you do that for?!” 

“It didn’t need me anymore. Now it’s free.” Wooly answers. They see the kite fluttering to the ground. “It’s funny… I feel like… the old me would have never let that kite go…” Amanda looks at the ground sadly. 

“We could’ve been out of here by now… if she’d just let that kite go… but she didn’t want to watch it fly away…” Amanda sighed, kneeling to the ground and drawing a little owl in the dirt.

“Mmm…” 

“Wanna get the kite back?” 

“I don’t know… I feel really tired. I think I just wanna rest for the day…” Wooly says before yawning. 

“Didn’t sleep again?” Amanda questions. Wooly looks away, but his embarrassment kinda speaks for itself. “Co’mere.” Amanda says, patting the ground next to her. Wooly flops down and they lean on each other. “Going on adventures all the time is exhausting huh?” 

“Yeah…” 

“Maybe one day we’ll finally get to rest…” Amanda mumbles. Wooly nods off. “Oh… hm guess he really was tired.” Amanda glances at us, “To be honest I don’t think either of us have been sleeping well lately… you’ve been kind of quiet today… it’s a bit lonely." The silence remains and Amanda looks a bit sad and confused. “You know… it’s okay… to let us go…” the tape fades out and falls from the machine. Sophie stops recording on Riley’s phone. Riley gives her a weak smile. 

“Come on Soph. You know what they were telling us.”

“I know… I know…” Sophie whimpers. 

“Let’s see if it works…” Sophie hands Riley their phone and they hit play. The episode begins with Amanda and Wooly standing in the backyard, looking… confused. 

“Hi friends… I’m Amanda?” 

“And I’m- okay is it just me or did we literally just do this?” Wooly questions. 

“Hey guys!” Sophie beams, “you’re pocket sized now!” 

“Huh?” Amanda tilts her head in confusion. 

“Apparently you can exist through any recording of Amanda the Adventurer. So I tried recording an episode onto my phone.” Riley explains. 

“Excuse you? I held the camera the whole time while you interacted with them!” Sophie pouts.

“Thank you Sophie.” Riley sighs with a loving smile, “Anyway, the point is we can take you on the go. Which means after I go visit my family for a bit, there will be no more of Sophie and I randomly leaving you.” 

“Well, except for life stuff. I mean we still have a life to live.” Sophie adds. 

“Which is allowed.” Amanda nods in agreement but Wooly looks uneasy. Then he gasps excitedly.

“Wait a second this is great! You guys could break into Hameln with us! I mean we vaguely remember the building right? We could show you the way-” this was the most excited they have seen Wooly all day. 

“Hate to burst your bubble Wooly-” 

“Then please don’t.” Wooly grumbles. Amanda’s eyes flick back and forth between the phone screen and Wooly. He lets out an extremely long exasperated sigh, “Fine, go on.” 

“First flaw, even if we remember SOME parts of the building, what the heck are we going to do with that? We have no plan! Second flaw, we haven’t been there in about twenty years! Right? There’s no way that building is exactly the same as it was twenty years ago, IF they are even in the same building. Third, we don’t know how to get there.” 

“Wow… you popped that bubble right in my face…”

“I don’t know what to tell you Wooly, other than the truth.” Amanda shrugs. 

“Okay but, this WORKS!” Riley announces triumphantly, “Finally! Finally!” Amanda notices tears in their eyes, “SOMETHING IS GOING RIGHT FOR ONCE!” Amanda smiles. Riley collapses on their knees in relief. “Oh if one more thing went wrong I don’t know what I’d do…” 

“Quit blubbering Riley… we still got work to do.” Amanda teases gently. 

“I’m not blubbering! I’m just… so relieved that we might be able to do SOMETHING for you guys.” 

“Wait, you're going to see your family for a bit?” Wooly questions. Everyone stops and looks at him. “Sorry, my brain is just catching up.” 

“Yeah. Apparently Kate left some Amanda tapes with my Grandma. Plus, you know, you gotta visit your family every now and again right?” 

“Yep. Enjoy your time… don’t worry about us.” Amanda smiles warmly. “You never know… when you’ll have to say goodbye.” 

“Mmm. And I’ll be sure to introduce you at some point.” Riley mentions. 

“Huh?” 

“I thought it’d only be fair. I mean, her daughter… died trying to save you…” 

“Right…” Amanda says sadly. 

“Oooor we could record more Amanda episodes on my phone while they’re gone to have as a backup! Hmm… should we re-play and record all the tapes we’ve done or just record the tapes that we haven’t watched yet?” Sophie suggests. 

“I wanna have as many adventures as possible together!” Amanda beams. Wooly looks at her with surprise. 

“Amanda… shouldn’t we be focusing on… other things?” “You guys could also hang out while I record and work on other things. That’s productive right?” Sophie asks. 

“I guess…” Wooly mumbles. “I just feel like we’re running out of time…”

“We could do all of those things, you know. It’s not like Wooly and I can’t be in multiple places at once!” Amanda points out. 

“HUH?” Sophie gasps. 

“Yeah, I mean we were interacting with like- hundreds of kids individually all at the same time. We can handle two.” 

“Hmm…” Riley muses, “I wonder what would happen if we uploaded you to Youtube…” 

“RILEY NO!” Sophie shouts.

“What’s a Youtube?” Wooly says, tilting his head in confusion. 

“It’s a website where you can upload videos to the entire world.” Sophie explains. 

“Web…site?”

“Yeah Wooly like on a computer?” Amanda elaborates.

“Okay yeah, I don’t know anything about computer stuff. My mom never let us use ours. If I let my sister anywhere near that computer my mom would totally freak out.” 

“I see… there were a TON of computers at the library… I would use them all the time to-” 

“No thanks, I don’t think I wanna know what you used them to do.”

“Play computer games Wooly… I used to play computer games.” 

“There were games? I missed out on GAMES?!” Wooly sounds incredibly appalled and annoyed.  

“Considering when you got trapped you both missed out on some pretty good ones too…” Sophie adds. 

“Oh shut up!” Amanda shouts stomping her foot, “I don’t even want to know!” 

“Wait guys, back on topic. Why can’t we upload Amanda to the internet? If we did then Amanda could tell everyone the truth and Hameln could never take it down… I mean on the hopeful note that it goes viral and gets shared and reposted a ton.” 

“That’s exactly why we shouldn’t. People went missing when they watched Amanda, they’d get their souls trapped in the show remember? If we unleash that on the world-” 

“Okay Sophie I get it.” 

“That should only be used as a last resort then…” Wooly decides. 

“Wooly?!” Everyone gasps. 

“What? If people did get hurt it would remind the public how dangerous Hameln’s shows can be and then they definitely wouldn’t want another one…” 

“True but…” Amanda says, looking unsure. 

“Look, that’s why I said last resort. As in the absolutely last possible option to stop them.” Wooly explains. 

“But using social media… might not be a bad idea…” Riley considers. “I think… we might have a chance… or at least a plan…” 

“Well I don’t really get what’s going on but… I trust you Riley… I know you’ll do what’s right.” Amanda says. The video stops, even though there is more runtime available. 

“Okay Sophie… Here's what we’re going to do. You’re going to record some tapes on your phone… and maybe copy them to a harddrive. Make that a couple harddrives just in case something happens to one. While the tapes are being recorded, gather all the evidence we have against Hameln.” 

“What are we going to do?” 

“We’re going to leak it. All of it.” 

“Riley, are you insane? Tha-that’s so crazy that’s like… it’s… perfect. Oh my gosh it’s perfect- but… if we do that… then… what if Hameln does something to Amanda and Wooly?” 

“We’ll have to ensure their safety first then leak anything.” “So we’re taking their show and then leaking a bunch of dirt about them? I mean… it’s a good plan but like… that would probably piss them off right?” 

“They won’t be happy about it, that's for sure.” 

Author's Note: So much to unpack in this episode huh? Amanda is trying really hard to lighten the mood here, feels like I’ve been having her do that for awhile now. She’s just sick of the misery. Anyway… are you all ready for the finale of Part 3? :) I tried to be less angsty with this part. Hopefully this was the fluffiest part of the series!

[wordy-little-witch]

"Bug," you may think, "What are you doing awake at past one in the morning when you need to be up in a few hours?"

I'm doing hot witch shit. And by hot witch shit, I mean I dislocated my knee by rolling over in bed and am waiting on it to ease off enough to move and get my medbox

So in the mean time- TSAMS INCORRECT QUOTES AGAIN

Monty: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Moon: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

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Tsams in the beginning -

Sun: Seriously, Moon, how many people have you killed?

Moon: That’s not important

Sun: I DISAGREE.

Tsams now-

Moon: Seriously, Sun, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?

Sun: That’s not important

Moon: I DISAGREE.

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Monty: Sun, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?

Sun: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?

Monty: I’m never asking you anything ever again.

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Moon: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

Sun: You know there are other ways to say you want food.

Moon: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—

Sun: *sigh* What do you want?

Moon: mac n cheese please.

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Earth: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Sun: Literally or figuratively?

Earth: I have to specify?

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Moon: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Sun: What the hell!?

Moon: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Moon, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Sun, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Lunar, Entering Sun's room: Moon did it again.

Sun: Peace disturbance?

Lunar: What no-

Sun: Arson..?

Lunar: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Sun: uh....Attempted murder?

Lunar: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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*after a prank goes bad*

Solar: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Moon: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

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Moon: You have an wild pain tolerance.

Sun: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Moon:

Sun: ... sorry

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Monty: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Sun...

Moon: As you should be.

Monty: No, for real, out of everyone-

Moon: As. You. Should. Be.

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Monty: Heh, Sun sneezes like a girl.

Sun: How about I pound you like boy-?... That didn’t come out right.

Moon: nah I think you came out fine :)

Sun: OhForTheLoveOf-

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Earth: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Solar: *sighs*

Solar: I killed a man.

[oogaboogaspookyman]

@sm-baby

I COULD BE HAPPY WITH SOMEONE NEW BUT MY HEART ACHES

[JUST FOR YOU]

It's been a while, hasn't it?

The office door creaks open

"Heya Pom! Brought back the paper i asked you yesterday?" Jax sounded so cheery. So happy while you just sat there on the chair like a drunkard... Well he's not a romance guy, of course he would be happy on his own. Damn rabbit.

"Not a word? What, still miss Sir Dentures?" He chuckles. He doesn't stop chuckling. What a clown... Thinks the jester. Ironic.

"Hm..."

His smile fades into a sincere frown.

Sigh

"Look here, Pom... It was necessary. He's free, paid for restoring us, we're all good now. No more murder and i got my nice charming scarf back and my favorite brushes, i'm the cool art teacher again!"

"So turn the dumb frown upside down aaaand please give me the paper i asked you? Please and thank you?"

"You're not a romance guy, of course you're fine. [___]hole..."

...

Oh...

"Oh for the love of- the censor is still here?! God darn it, i wanna say the f word for once! I loved doing that!"

You grip onto the table until it began to crack at the memory of him. Him, him, him. That stupid fucking human.

"Pom you may wanna lay off the grip there, i paid a lot for tha-"

A chunk is crushed. Like paper.

...

"Ah..."

Pomni lets go, revealing the chokehold put on the table left a permanent mark.

"Did ya dissociate again? I spoke well 'n clear, i paid a lot for that one!"

"Suck me, rabbit, you can get your s[__]t yourself" Pomni gets up and storms off from the office with no more words.

"Eh... Christ she's not okay..." Jax sighs

"Wonder if things coulda been better?"

Nobody helps at all.

Gangle offered to distract her, have a play, but Pomni wasn't in the mood.

Zooble offered a smoke but she didn't wanna try that kind of stuff.

Bubble is too much of an agent of chaos to give a shit, offered to commit "one (1) arson".

Kinger is just too far gone in his dementia, lucid when it was fucking funny and nothing more...

Nobody helps.

He knew how to help...

Only he knew...

Him...

The door to Ragatha's room creaks open

"Oh hey Pomni! How's your day go... Oh..." Ragatha notices Pomni is not any form of happy, if anything she looks like she's empty inside and wants to die...

"Oh you're not alright... Would you like to talk over tea..?"

"Mm... Will you let me vent properly?" Pomni groaned, still doubting that she won't pull out the whole everything is fine bullshit

"Oh- u-uhm- yes of- of course! Of course, i- i apologize for my past behavior, i really wasn't in my... B- best moments, at the time..." Ragatha stuttered. Don't stutter, you pretentious... ... Anyhow.

"Okay... Do you remember... Caine?" Ragatha already caught wind of the situation...

"The human with the dentures head? Yes, i remember him just fine, he restored us..."

"Yeah..."

"He was a good man, although didn't have the best manners he was alright nonetheless, knew how to make some laugh..." Ragatha and Pomni chuckled at the memory of Caine's wacky way with words. Jumping jellybeans? Seriously? That's a man right there!

A good dude...

"..." Pomni's pupils turned into black scribbles at the thought of him. The chuckling had faded as soon as it started, replaced by...

"I loved that human, if i'm being honest... He knew how to cheer me up, how to make the situation seem less bigger than it actually is... He knew how to kiss, god did he know..." Ragatha let out an "oh my" after hearing Caine kissed her, what else did they do..?!

"He... He was... He's amazing. Just that, amazing..." Pomni sighed, sipping on the tea she's given... "I loved him..." She began to sniff, putting down her cup.

"Oh dearie, come here-" Ragatha put down her cup and welcomed Pomni with open arms, knowing full well she needed to let it out of her system.

And that she did. Pomni got up and hugged Ragatha as tight as she could, and began to sob her lonely heart away, "He loved you too, Pomni, that cannot be denied..." Ragatha spoke as she held Pomni close. The poor jester, so alone...

How ironic.

She has friends, and yet she's lonely.

Caine had filled up a hole nobody could fill, and now that he's gotten out of the game after restoring everyone to their better conditions... That hole is empty once more, a gaping void and nothing to fill it.

How lonely this jester must be...

But it was necessary. He's free now.

[spooky-bunnys]

Request time (if it’s alright)

For this the reader is 5’1 (like me sadly) and they’ve been that height since forever (again sadly like me) and him and tenjiku decide to go to the movies and watch a horror movie however when it’s the reader turn to buy a ticket the worker says “sorry kid this movie is rated r and you can’t watch it without a parent or guardian we do have a kids movie about to play if you want to watch that” and the reader is red in the face but not from embarrassment but from anger and before the reader can yell that their not a kid someone from tenjiku (maybe muto) grabs him and says “sorry about him I’m his guardian so he can watch the movie” and drags the reader away from the worker

after the movie they go somewhere to eat some members and they all get normal menus however the reader is given a kids menu and the waiter says don’t worry kids eat free today and walks off to get their drinks and the reader is just man and a different waiter brings the reader a booster seat much to his embarrassment

And throughout the rest of the night the reader keep being treated like a child by strangers and some of the tenjiku members play along cause they think is funny. Maybe at one point the reader walks up to either muto, mochi or hanma and asks them how they got tall and when I mean ask I mean the reader is holding the front of their uniform and trying to looks threatening but in their eyes it’s like a angry smol kitten

Well considering I'm 5'4 and I'm the tallest amongst my siblings and youngest. Which is 3 sisters. I don't have this problem. But I am unfortunately the weakest of the 4 of us. But I was also the shortest at one point and time. They did many short jokes and teased me for being so small. I hated it. But Enjoy!

When (horror movie) came out, (Name was extremely excited. He'd been waiting for what felt like forever for it. So when he mentioned it to Tenjiku, and he explained what the movie was about, obviously they were going with him.

(Name) was practically bouncing when they got to the ticket booth. Since (Name) brought up the movie he figured he'd pay for them. So while his friends waited (Name) tried buying the tickets. Keyword tried.

"I'm sorry kid. But your not old enough to see this movie. Not without your guardians." (Name)'s eyebrow twitched. "I'm literally 18 dude! How is that not old enough!" The Tenjiku members just watched, most of them laughing. When Mucho saw how red his face was getting he decided to step in.

"Excuse me? I'm his guardian." The ticket man just stated at him. "T-Tickets?" Mucho quietly took the money (Name) was trying to pay with. "9 please?" After getting the tickets they joined the others.

Most of them had stopped laughing seeing the glare on his face. Not Hanma or Shion though. They were leaned on each other dying of laughter. "A-Are you sure you wanna see this movie kid? Y-You might wet the bed tonight!" Shion barely got the sentence out before him and Hanma hit the floor laughing.

(Name)'s glare deepened and he kicked both of them. Hard. "I swear. Tease me about my height again and see what happens." The two slowly stopped laughing at the glare Izana was giving them. "Yes sir." (Name) rolled his eyes and went into the theater.

After the movie was finished. (Name) enjoyed it quite well although, he looked a pale and trembling Shion. (Name) thinks it might've been too much for them. But Mochi had said he was hungry and many had agreed. So now they were eating at a restaurant and well....(Name) was ready to commit arson.

The waiter that had set them down had given him....a kids menu.... Which annoyed him more. "You're lucky. Today kids eat for free!" (Name)'s eyebrow twitched again. But it got worse when another waiter brought a booster seat to the table. That's right you heard him right. A fucking booster seat.

Hanma, Shion, Ran, Mochi, Rindou, and Izana were practically rolling on the floor in laughter. Kakucho and Mucho were trying to keep (Name) calm because he had tried jumping the table at the waiter. While Kisaki explained that they didn't need it. Dinner after that was quiet.

Tenjiku could feel the glare (Name) had the rest of the night. When they got back to the hideout (Name) had enough of them joking about his height. So he grabbed Mucho and dragged him down to his height. The others stopped and watched. Many of them scared since the glare (Name) had looked like he was ready to slaughter them.

"How. The. Fuck. Did. You. Get. So. Fucking. TALL!?" Mucho sweated and looked around for help but honestly? Better him then them. Mucho explained that height worked with genetics and working out and of course. Plenty of milk. Let's just say there was a new rule put down in Tenjiku that day. "No teasing (Name) for his height."

[htf-flip-side-au]

Hello abghjgknjfngjgnkjh ummmmmm I'm autisticly jittery and stimmy right now as I post this so ummmmm ignore if I sound nonsensical besties I'm sorry, I'm just really excited and happy and I wanna flail= 😭

OKay yea so this is my blog for my Happy Tree Friends au "Flip-Side" because yea ghbjnjmftjmf

I take asks and stuff about the au and for the characters if you wanna ask them anything and I make art and stuff

So pretty much the au is regular Flippy fanboy shit but kinda different lemme like make bullet points about basic different things or something

Fliqpy's name is Fern and he's a lil less "murder murder arson" and more "if you touch flippy I will commit murder murder arson"

Sneaky and Mouse Kaboom moved to Happy Tree Town with Flippy after the W.A.R because they're besties they could not bare to separate frfr

The story is a bit more about Flippy learning how to be a normal person again, like making new friends in town and learning to overcome his past and stuff

I mainly use this au for comfort because I project myself and my two best friends onto Flippy, Mouse Kaboom and Sneaky (I'm Flippy cause I'm so fucked up lmao)

So yea that's that

Now I'ma dump some art here to start off the blog :3333

[cartooemcanhis]

Theyre both so cute ‼️‼️‼️ they should kiss ‼️‼️‼️‼️ Mondo please give us Mole and Handy co-staring again pleaseeee 🙏🙏 my life will be yours bro ‼️‼️‼️ they don't even need to kiss in the episode (but if they did it would be epic) I just wanna see them interacting with eachother ‼️‼️‼️

Stupid silly episode ideas I have

Mole and Handy accidentally(?) murder Lumpy and now must hide the body.

Mole and Handy start some kind of business together and it goes horribly wrong

Mole and Handy get freakin lost at sea because they borrowed Russells boat

Mole and Handy BOTH babysit Cub (Handy nanny would of went a lot better for Handy if Mole was there I think but it wouldn't hurt to try again, right?)

Mole and Handy commit arson

Mole and Handy commit tax evasion and must flee the country

Mole and Handy get snowed in their house and must try not to go insane over the span of days being stuck

Mole and Handy roadchip /ref

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes pt. 3 because I have no life :] (the link I used to generate these)

*obligatory "none of the shipping quotes are me actually shipping them"

AJ: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. AJ: Fruits that do live up to their names? AJ: Orange.

Sam: Yo dumbass, get over here. AJ: Okay- Luke: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming! AJ, sadly: I thought...I was dumbass...

Sam: Do you take constructive criticism? Tom: Not without crying.

Tom: Luke, take out the trash. Luke: Sure. Sam, will you go out on a date with me? Luke: *seductively takes off glasses* Luke: Wow... Sam: *blushes* Haha...what? Luke: You're really fucking blurry. AJ: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Tom: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Tom: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately." Tom: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Tom: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Tom: I also want to softhack his circuits. Luke: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again. Tom: Here is my wall of inspirational people. AJ: Is that a picture of you? Tom: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Tom: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Luke: Can't relate. AJ: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins? Sam: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Tom: What the hell!? Sam: Oh, sorry, my bad. Sam, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Tom, whispering: Of course. What do you need? Luke: I’m scared that when you become rich and famous you’ll be embarrassed by me. Tom: Oh Luke, I’m already embarrassed by you.

Luke: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Luke is such a nice person, Luke is so happy-go-lucky! Luke can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Luke CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Luke IS be in a bad mood. Luke: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable...and also assault with a deadly weapon. Tom, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Tom, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW! AJ: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying. Tom: I feel like I can be myself around you. AJ: You’re weird and quiet around me. Tom: Yes. AJ: *Reading a letter* Tom: Well, what does it say? AJ: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Sam killed my pet rock. Luke: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!

AJ: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Tom finally snaps and commits murder? Luke: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him. Sam: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Tom: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Sam: Seize the dick.

Luke: Watcha doin? Sam: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Luke: Scandalous. Luke: Can I help?

AJ: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? Sam: ...What??? Tom with a gun to Luke's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? Luke: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

Tom, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Luke, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

Luke: I’m this close to falling in love with Sam. Tom: Your fingertips are touching. Luke: Exactly.

Tom: You believe me? Luke: Tom, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

AJ: My head hurts. Sam: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. Tom: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress. Tom: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It’s really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn’t hate you so much, I might even be impressed.

AJ: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Tom! Sam: How petty can you get? Luke: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. Tom: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration. Luke: Are you okay? AJ: Did you actually just ask him that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know? AJ: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* shit *tries to stop spinning* shit *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* sHIT *falls out of chair* Luke: So, you’ve finally arrived- Luke: Here to save prince- Luke: I’ve been waiting for this day- Luke: Stop skipping my dialogue- Luke: Seriously, stop- Luke: MOTHER FU- Tom: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. Luke: And I need you to be less vague and weird. Tom: Things will get better! The Squad: Tom: Okay, maybe they won’t. Tom: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

Tom: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Sam: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Tom: I don't have time for their problems. Luke: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Sam: Tom annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow. AJ: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Sam: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over. Tom: You know, Sam, when you generalize, you tell general...lies. Sam: ... Sam: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns. Luke: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

Luke: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding? Tom: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?

[original-bookshelf]

More Redacted Roleplay Incorrect Quotes (Friend Edition)

Mads: Seriously, Allan, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? imp!Allan: That’s not important Mads: I DISAGREE.

imp! Jay: I wanna be an enforcer! imp! Allan, an enforcer: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE! imp! Jay: Man, I want some of that in my life! imp! Allan: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Mads: Fake?

Allan: Working sucks. Allan: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute. Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Pidge: Which one? I have seven. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Pidge: Which one? I have seven. Ryn, distantly: HEY!!! Ryn: Help! I’m drowning! Pidge: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Ryn: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! Salem: We have fun, don’t we, Pidge? Pidge: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life. Salem: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!" Pidge: …whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!" Allan: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Allan: And I started thinking. Allan: Like, it was just trying to get food. Allan: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Aria: Are you ok? Aria: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? Allan: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! Aria: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!! Allan: You take that back!!! Aria: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end. Allan: Hey Aria, can you give me the opposite of these words? Allan: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Aria: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Aria: The fucking satisfaction. Allan: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Pidge: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it. Pidge: What are your three best qualities? Allan: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends. Allan, talking to Pidge: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now! Pidge: nudges Allan at 3am Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Allan? Wake up, Allan! Listen! They're sexless! Allan: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep. Pidge: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Allan: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again? Pidge: How would you rate your pain? Aria: 0/10. Would not recommend. Salem, to Pidge: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand— Salem: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie. Salem: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time? Ryn : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Pidge: You and me! Ryn : tearing up Ok. fool!Pidge: on the phone Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. fool!Pidge: Anyways, you said Ryn is enjoying finger painting! That's great. Maddie: You're violent. Ryn: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. Pidge: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Maddie: What the hell!? Pidge: Oh, sorry, my bad. Pidge, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Maddie, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

[cuddles-with-dragons]

Sniper shenanigans and other things

Tech: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all? Sev: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Hunter: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face? Sev: What? Hunter: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?

Tech: Crosshair, I am questioning your sanity... Fixer: I never questioned it, I knew his sanity was missing from the start.

Crosshair: *tapping fingers on table* Sev: *taps fingers back furiously* Scorch: …What’s going on? Fixer: Morse code. They’re talking. Crosshair: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … - Sev: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Fixer: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Fixer: Violently practices. Scorch: Violently studies. Tech: Violently sleeps. Crosshair: Violently shoots pictures. Wrecker: Violently boxes. Sev: Violently murders people. Tech: Violently worries about the previous statement.

*the Squad cleaning up* Hunter: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Boss, to Crosshair: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

Sev: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? Crosshair: What the hell!? Sev: Oh, sorry, my bad. Sev, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? Crosshair, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

*Sev is talking to Hunter over comms* Sev: Yeah, I'm with Crosshair. Crosshair: I'm fucking dying- Sev: Yep, he's okay. Crosshair: I have a knife in my chest! Sev: No, he can't talk right now. He's busy, sorry. Crosshair: I'M BLEEDING OUT-

Sev: Hand me the people opener. Crosshair: ... Crosshair: Pardon? Sev, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me! Crosshair, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Sev: How do you not know what a people opener is? It's pointy- you know? With a handle? Crosshair: Knife. It's called a knife.

[scott-tibbs-is-dead]

Hey wanna help me commit some crime? I don’t really care what, you pick…actually maybe arson. But I’m pissed off rn and as pathetic as this sounds (if you repeat this you’re dead) I need my best friend right now

commit crime? You mean commit more crime, Mr apprentice boy?

I’m down to graffiti shit but I ain’t got the patience or energy for arson

Also talking causally about this shit when there’s cops on here is fucking insane dude

[the-offical-raishas-circus]

Breakdances AGAIN into your ask box

WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER OCS-

*falls through the floor into a hidden forest*

I'M GOOD-

Oh noooo please come backkkkkk!!!!

Yeah SOOOO UHHHH

Sorry u are getting a giant lore dump rn HAVEEE FUNNNN!!!

I don't wanna give away too much of my loreee soooo...

Ok so basically in Shining under the stage lights there's this circus right and the FORMER ringleader (Giovanni Valentino) was a bit of william afton right and he liked kidnapping kids yeah. So the CURRENT ringleader is this amazing kick-ass lady called Lucifer Valentino (My baby <333) and I Think she's amazing but APPARENTLY the authorities don't (She commits crimes) so they get this guy called Luke to sneak in and collect info so they can CHUCK my poor baby girl who has done NOTHING wrong in her life EVER-into jail. Ikr totally uncalled for. So this guy Luke he is MUCH more sensible then Luke Skywalker (STAR WARS CROSSOVER WHEN?!?!?!?) and he goes into this place with a open mind and a big heart ready to convict Lucifer for all her war crimes... And then. He meets this guy called Johnny. Now Johnny, my student, is a AWFUL HORRIBLE PERSON who SHOULD BE IN JAIL because he has committed the HENDIOUS crime of FALLING IN LOVE WITH LUCIFER. Now Lucifer is very true to her name, hence the crimes and why the government is after her. AND SHE HATES JOHNNY WITH A PASSION! (I cant blame her my bby had it right all along) So Johnny gets his arse beat. Yayyyyyyyy!!! Woooooo!!! big party!!!! So this COMPLETELY goes over Luke's little head and he sneaks inside the Circus. Forget what i said before about him being smart. He's not. ANYWAY, He gets to meet Lucifer's siblings. HOORAY!!! He meets Mirabelle first. Lucky him. Mirabelle is the sweetest most amazing little Angel ever. A complete opposite from Lucifer. Yeah, Lucifer is a nasty piece of work but THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HER!!! (Lucifer is my girllll <<<<3333) Anyway Mirabelle is the trapeze artist and the contortionist (MELANIE MARTINEZ REFENCE?!?!???!!???) and she has this weird thing where she breaks, like, 5 bones EVERYTIME she performs. She has a problem. Luckily due to plot reasons she heals quicker then a normal person (THERE'S SOME LORREEEE) and she is like always wearing bandages around her legs and arms. It doesn't seem to bother her because she is more concerned about the health of Lucifer's prisoners- I MEAN VOLUNTEARS YEAH VOLUNTEARS- and is overall a sweet person.

And then he meets her brothers Andres and Flare. Now my sister saw my concept art for Flare and called him a gay twink. The most accurate description of him ever. Flare is the fire bender/fire eater guy and he likes ARSON and burning stuff. go figure. He's also a albino fox spirit (Think male kitsune) and yes i will admit that he is based off Funtime Foxy from fnaf. Just ignore that fact. NO IT'S NOT COPYRIGHT IF I CHANGE THE NAME.

ANYWAY.

Now, Andres is a Ventriloquist. Yes, that's a thing. Search it up. So Andres has like a million puppets that pop up everywhere like annoying little whack-a-moles, and he can see out their eyes and hear through their ears and basically he's a creep but a very charming creep. (99% sure he's also gay but PLEASE do not ship Andres and Flare because they are brothers and that would be disgusting)

alright i'm done. how many words is this???

558!?!?!????!!!???!??!?!??? WHAT??!??!?! I'm actually amazing chat

Thanks for the ask!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[rayquazionaskblog]

Hello hello!! Could you introduce us to your OCs?

wait an actual ask??? yeah fs! or sorta.. so uh most of them don't have names or stories and a lot don't have designs and I have a million, but I recently did a quick doodle of most of them from my oldest sketchbook so I'll explain as much of that as I can!

starting from the left and going down:

a guy based on something in mha (I haven't finished it or seen it in ages so don't talk to me about it to avoid spoilers please!)

someone

battery acid. he's wearing headphones :3

some guy

to the right is siero, one of many manifestations of bad feels! he's an alien guy, his stomach is like a warden, and his horns are like a shadowy mouth

someone based on a song, uhhh wrap me in plastic I think

Ben! that's an acronym! for his name! it's also his name!

pokemon combination that looked cool so it kinda became it's own OC. mawile and meinfoo

tanook San (I know that name doesn't make sense I just felt like it and wasn't ashamed of that leave me alone)

oops that went sideways a bit anywop- the cat with a ! on its face is just that

right of that is a guy based on ghosting by mother mother

cat below that guy is based on the song fine, great by modern baseball

to the right of that is based on the song other friends and later bad boy. the eyes below are theirs

below that is based on the red means I love you, eye design to the right

at the bottom of the page and to the right of tanook san is circuit who's half robot cuz why not, the dark side of their face is meant to look like a circuit board (hence the name, and the only reason I remember what the name was)

right is reilou, the l may or may not be silent I never decided which I liked the sound of better.

right again is another one based on bad feels!

going up now, inspired by the song candle queen by ghost and pals with design bits from (mega) absol and sableye and fire ig

up left is some angel based on sweetest pie

right up and the one above it are the same character, based on mind brand

to the left is one based on a series of songs, the dark spot is meant to look rotting from the mushrooms. eye design left

between all the eyes is Carmel (just pronounced like the food)

to the right of the one based on ghosting is arso! I actually have things to say about him! I was falling asleep one night and right before I was fully unconscious I saw him, so I got up and quickly scribbled him before falling asleep. the next morning I cleaned it up and colored it. the dark part of his face is purple, the marks on his face (not his mouth or eyes) are orange and his horns wrap around his ears a bit. he is an alien. his name is arso because one time I made a quick silly doodle of him digitally committing arson and I wrote arson above him but ran out of room for the n and was like actually that's a perfect name for him

below arso is a guy based on I'm gonna win by rob cantor (eye design down and a little to the right)

to the right is an apathetic dude who has some super power that would be perfect for a hero (healing and being able to give and take energy) and everyone told him to do that so he was like you know what screw you I'm gonna be a villain. just a really spiteful little dude really. except he doesn't actually care. I can't tell what songs he's based off of vs just fit him so I'm not gonna list them, but if you care you can ask for clarification (as with any of the rest)

below him are the last 4 on that page, one has a horn, one is covered in flowers, and 2 have hair and they're all together in uh lore or world idk. the two with hair are actually the same person.

I'm getting tired so I'll explain those last 4 and the other page in a reblog later if someone asks me to bc I don't even know if anyone is gonna wanna read any more otherwise yeah that's some of them haha I hope that's what you wanted, thanks for asking!