#i want her to punch me in the face

[simplykorra]

endless alba 45/∞

[eggbertith]

*fans myself*

[choccy-milky]

I can imagine Clora reading the "Final Problem" where Sherlock "DIES" and being depressed for like a month and sending hate mail to Conan Doyle while Sebastian tries to cheer her up.

THATS SO FUNNY YOU SENT THIS BECAUSE I LITERALLY DECIDED THE SAME THING A WHILE BACK BAHAHA i plan to mention it in my fic too

seb would 1000% find clora crying during their seventh year when "the final problem" is published LMAOO and he'd freak out wondering whats wrong. and when i read about how tons of doyles' fans sent him hate mail and were outraged i was like yup, clora would've been one of them BAHAHA. ["Obituaries for Holmes appeared everywhere. Petitions were signed and “Keep Holmes Alive” clubs were formed."] CLORA WOULD HAVE FORMED ONE OF THOSE CLUBS TOO LMFAOO

all the outrage made doyle resurrect sherlock a decade later, so that also means when they're older + married + have kids, clora's just gonna burst into the room one day and be like "HES ALIIIIVEEE!!!!!!!" BAHAHHAA clora's hate mail to arthur conan doyle is what brought back sherlock, CONFIRMED!!💯💪✨

[b-rainlet]

The Green family dynamics are so interesting because like, Viserys is the father but due to his decay he seems more like the grandfather, whereas Otto is the Grandsire but seems to fill out the role of a father more, not only to his daughter but also her children, so he and his daughter are a mother/father unit but in some situations Alicent is treated like a sibling to her children (by Otto) and then you have the obvious Helaena/Aegon happening (siblings who are also husband/wife and mother/father to their children), but at the same time it seems like Aemond is the one trying to be the family's protector and attempting to step up as patriarch, with some of the scenes between him and Alicent giving off the vibes of equals rather than Mother and Son (like when they discuss Aemond finding Aegon) and his relationship with Aegon seeming like he's the big brother and not the other way around, in this essay I will-

[mispatchedgreens]

you know how sometimes you're reading medieval chinese history w friends and you cast the miku binder blorbofication OCfication alternate history beam on some more unsuspecting real dead people? yeah. here's tre next gen

outstanding thanks and credits also to @gatoraid and @thestoriesthatweweave for coming up with: zhu di, the child of half a dozen parents, pretty boy prince and most loved son in the great ming. xu yihua, wang baoxiang's star student, poet and strategist, mandate haver, and bisexual daddy issue laden icon. and zheng he, himbo eunuch, smug bitch, world traveller and lover of royalty.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

I want to grab Martha Jones by the shoulders and tell her "You are important. Your name matters. You walked the earth. You saved everyone. You did that, not the Doctor. You're a fucking star."

[arsenicflame]

or: 11 songs about divorce & 1 song about having a glove kink (while your marriage is falling apart)

(lyric snippets & audios below the cut)

5 Years Into Marriage - Matt Owens & Hannah White

5 years into marriage And it's looking like we're almost done. I love you, I'm just not in love with you any more (no, no, no) Both floated down the aisle, Started taking each other for granted somewhere between- The pulpit and those church doors. Confetti kissed your face, And I trod it right into the floor. We can stick it out another ten years, and we probably will.

Barricade - Stars

I found you on a Saturday, and that was where I lost you You had to finally walk away because of what it cost you Years later on, I saw your face In line to catch the morning train You looked like you'd been softened Like you never really loved the pain

I Don't Want Love - The Antlers

If I leave before you, And I walk out alone, Keep your hands to yourself When you follow me home.

If You Love Me, You Will Lie - Out lines

And shouting through the bathroom door You said that I was keeping score Why can't we accept that there's no more We never say goodbye

It's Beginning To Get To Me - Snow Patrol

I tried to tell you before I left But I was screamin' under my breath You are the only thing that makes sense Just ignore all this present tense

Midnight Love - Girl In Red

I hope that the right time one day arrives So, I'll be willing to let this die Able to look you right in the eyes Say I'm not your consolation prize

Mothers - Daughter

You will grow all you need to grow inside my spine And then take what you need to take, what's yours is mine And then just give all you want of it to some new thing I'll stay here, the provider of that constant sting they call love

Nothing New - Rio Romeo

So, won't you please spare me indignity? And won't you please give me some decency? And won't you please call it if our time is through? 'Cause I know that we fall apart when nothing's new

Sometimes I Still Feel the Bruise - The Mountain Goats

Making contact gets harder As the silence grows longer Why would you think of me? When you were not the one in love When you were not the dreamer When you were just the dream I'm under no illusion As to what I meant to you But you made an impression And sometimes I still feel the bruise

Splinter - Scott Hutchison & James Graham

‘Cause I always took the cutting, And you only missed my heart Although it amounts to nothing, The nothing’s left it’s mark

The Modern Leper - Frightened Rabbit

Well, I crippled your heart a hundred times And still can't work out why You see, I've got this disease I can't shake and I'm just rattling through life Well, this is how we do things now Yeah, this is how the modern stay scared So I cut out all the good stuff Yeah, I cut off my foot to spite my leg

Wedding Gloves - Frightened Rabbit FT. Aiden Moffat

Do you even remember What we said in the vows? God was watching on Saturday But He is not with us now, with us now

[nicollekidman]

well my reaction to this was. extremely undignified.

[bearsbeetsbeskar]

pedro is taking creatine which can only mean one thing:

we are all going to die when Gladiator 2 comes out 🥲

[lesbianlotties]

it's not like i'm ever wishing i had siblings but sometimes i take one look at my aunt and uncles and think oh thank god

[gayestcowboy]

oh my god cazador’s legendary action is NASTY i’m never actually attempting true honor mode because i could not possibly survive this in one try

[quietwingsinthesky]

what if. Amy “fix-it” because hallucifer makes sam so paranoid about dean leaving for no reason that sam gives in and follows him and is witness to the whole thing

[tozettastone]

I'm on S2E10 of Merlin... D'you think the creators KNEW how many episodes they were going to devote to "woman (derogatory) tries/is used to access power by magically seducing prince and/or king"?

I actually don't hate this kind of plot. God knows it's fun. One of the things I'm enjoying about Merlin is that compared to grim historical fantasies being made right now, it's a mix of romantic sincerity and silly, light-hearted bullshit. These plots enable that. Buuut in the absence of a satisfying distaff version of this repeated plot line (S1E06 comes closest so far, and that's the one in which the con man uses magic to make Morgana sick then promises a cure in a play to oust Gaius, ruin his career, and replace him as court physician so he can get close enough to murder Uther), it begins to feel a little repetitive and a tiny bit sexist.

I think what would fix this problem for me is just a version where a charming rogue tries to seduce Morgana, and is only defeated at long last when Gwen smashes him over the head with a vase, breaking his concentration and his sorcerous allure.

So... does that happen at some point in canon for this series or do I have to write it?

[creativesplat]

That scene from A Tale of Two Stars, from Stan's perspective.

[gerbits]

⭐ it's loving other people oc's time ⭐ show me a pic you love of your oc(s) pretty please! 💜 also it doesn't have to be strictly Sims-related because I wouldn't mind if you shoved some pics of Nim in my face thank-you and goodnight

PICS OF NIM YOU SAY

I am going to cheat and pick a gif I love, bc it encompasses her personality better than any screenshot I have ♡ GOD i wish this game had a proper photomode

and i'll pop my favorite shot of her under the cut because blood (cw blood under the cut in case it wasn't clear!!)

[jollyfang]

I was gonna wait until I’d made more progress on the fanfic but I’m too impatient so… say ‘Hi’ to Tarryn Lavellan. My second Rook and Ashara’s little brother. Since he spent so much time with his sister and the rest of the Inquisition, it only felt right to draw his looks for both dai and datv.

I’m pretty happy with how these turned out in I’m being honest. I love this little dude so much that if I didn’t love my other Rook so much, Ryn would be my first playthrough pc. But Poe came first so he’s gonna have to wait a little while lol.

This is the first time I’ve drawn any of my characters as a kid but it was a fun challenge. I drew the younger version first so I had a good reference. And it’s been fun thinking about all the antics Tarryn got up to around Skyhold. He and Sera got along like two wet cats in a burlap sack, and if not attached to his sister at the hip- he could usually be found with Leliana. Oh and he had a big crush on Harding… so maybe that crush will go somewhere, idk, we’ll see… :3