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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind#mine
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People still tend to lump JK Rowling in with the category of ~problematic artists~ and I need everyone to understand that is not the problem with her. She is not comparable to anyone who wrote a piece of fiction you hate, or someone who made rude comments in 2015 and has since learned better.
She is far more like Elon Musk. She is a radicalized person with an extreme amount of social and financial power, and for YEARS she has been using that power to try to influence her government into hurting vulnerable people, on purpose. And she has succeeded. THAT is the problem with her, and THAT is why spending money on her books is so dangerous, not because her books aged badly.
Critiquing her work is fine, of course (I personally was never a fan so I really don’t care) but you NEED to understand that fiction is not the main issue here. And I truly think acting like she’s the same as the rest of any giant list of ~problematic creators of the week~ waters down how dangerous she is.
#cw jk rowling#i try not to talk about her bc i already hear enough but i did really want to say this#ik no one might see it but it’s important to me
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this is a joke about anime porn. get real
#i will block you instantly for being annoying on this post#i dont want to hear about your life plans. i don't know you
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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#unforchies if i want anyone else to appreciate it. i have to make it#AGONY can’t i just transmit my brainwaves to someone….#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#hi...
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

#you could approach me on a day when i have nothing on and say d'you want free tickets to a theme park and lunch at your favourite restaurant#and i'd be like [sweating] can i think about it#be shh now#containment breach
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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in
#unforch ive been laserfocused on the composition of toilet cleanibg products and (unrelated) international fishing politics this week so far#i want to talk about anti limescale chemicals 😫 and chinese ships off the coast of west africa 😐#TO EVERYONE IN THE NOTES: don't worry i am not particularly wounded by the awareness that my coworkers would not appreciate a rant#it is a good idea to make sure your conversations remain dialogue and not uninvited monologue for an uninterested captive audience#there is a time and place for excited half-informed monologues.
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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
#kellan.txt#fandom#the kink fic post#editing to add the following tags:#obviously people can do whatever they want i am not the fandom police#dont like dont read. i will click out if i dont like it—you all have fun#this is mostly just an expression of a different set of priorities#where i prioritize writing/reading smut that is 'in character' per my hc/read on a character#and other people either don't have the same read or are just writing per their own preferences#no judgment is being made here im not like mad at anyone or saying anyone is doing smth wrong#eta again: turned off replies because wow. it is the fucking wild west in there huh.#final edit: i've muted notifications permanently.
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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there
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“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.
#autumn rambles#sorry i started thinking about this and now i can’t stop#my parents had arcades and corner shops they could hang out in where the owners treated them like family…#i have a gas station where only old men like to hang out there#(also want to clarify i left libraries off of here because you have to be quiet there.#it’s nice for a place to study but it’s not really a place for fun unless you love reading which not everyone does)
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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

#yes i still rent videos. this is because i want to keep the one remaining video rental store in [REDACTED CITY] open#the terror#original post
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not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened
#ignore me#peace and love on the planet earth im genuinely glad the storytelling is so good it can evoke this response#containment breach#edit: sending this post to a farm upstate. guys if i wanted to know what the shows were about i would watch them#sorry but also oh my god
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When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting
#art#artists on tumblr#artwork#digital art#pretty pretty please i don't want to be a magical girl#i don't want to be a magical girl#pppidwtbamg#idwtbamg#idwbamg#idwtbamg fanart#eclipse idwtbamg#idwtbamg devoid#lady devoid#miss idwtbamg
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