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agave · 1 month

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as a root vegetable, parsnip naturally desires to return to the earth 🌏🥕

#the root #hes always getting under the rug and either rolling around or just sitting #cat #oh he's famous #if you're curious i named him parsnip because stardew valley speedrunners refer to them as snips and i thought that was cute #his nickname is snippy #lore dump for anyone who decides to check out source

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christadeguchi · 2 months

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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

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hamletthedane · 1 year

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Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:

Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.

Those various pressures.

#queen #Brian May #just a rock and roll god and also an astrophysicist #it’s like Deacon casually inventing the technology for all modern bass stereos bc he was an electrical engineer #a side gig of being a genius #along with their friends ‘learned opera at 5yo and literally SAW music’ and ‘chaos tornado with a promising career in dentistry’#Music #shut up e #these are twitter thoughts but twitter is dead so now I subject you all to them

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800db-cloud · 2 months

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i like to imagine spy’s old dark grey suit is actually his company mandated uniform :)

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 spy #miss pauling #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #era.png #it always kinda bugged me how spy was the only one without his emblem by his shoulders #(i like to imagine scout’s shirt DOES have the emblem; he just rolls up his sleeves and it hides them)#so i came to the conclusion that spys suit was probably brought from home and not his actual uniform #idk! just a fun little thought methinks #id in alt btw :)#yes i made this old man autistic

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 days

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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

#tiger tiger #jamis arlesi #arno #I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!

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frownyalfred · 6 days

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thinking about a Damian who was raised his entire life hearing how much he looks like his Father, how he's the blood son, how he's better than any other child Bruce Wayne has taken in, starting to buy into it like a kid does, only to hit puberty and turn out looking like 80% Talia.

#you know how some kids look like one parent until adulthood?#that's what i hc for damian #he looks like bruce until puberty #as an adult he looks like talia #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #talia al ghul #dc #batfamily #thoughts #something something social currency but only within the batfamily #it's a sore subject #and they roll their eyes when damian says dumb shit like this #because they know ra's and talia fed it to him since infancy #but then he grows up and slowly stops saying it #and they have to wonder if damian is disappointed #or if he's grown past caring #maybe this is a wild hc idk #i'm just rambling in between meetings #i KNOW he looks like bruce in canon as an adult #but like #i want him to be 5'8 and look like talia #I find it such a satisfying book end to the emphasis placed on him as the blood son #and I think he deserves to be more than just a bruce clone you know #even if the transition stings

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fukiana · 1 year

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

#dnd ass dialogue option. ''i cast detect thoughts on the mind flayer'' DM: ''its....... its a MIND FLAYER'' ''i rolled a 23''#gamingedit #bg3edit #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #the emperor #oc: rylas

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kidovna · 3 months

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Mike wheeler And The Gay Feelings

For @byler-week day 2 (communicating, purple+green)

#byler #stranger things #artovna #will byers #mike wheeler #listen. I have big thoughts about will with the mustache #and every time someone tells me they hate it I want to draw it more #older byler #this is 1996? 97?#byler week #I have been on a ROLL #idk if I have more in store for byler week tho #bylerweek2024

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clownsuu · 7 months

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girlbosses 💔💥🥄🥄

#I wasn’t gunna post butter roll but thought might as well smhhhh #Cookie run #cookie run kingdom #butter roll cookie #dark enchantress cookie #white lily cookie #matcha cookie #Nothin goofy just an art post 💔🥄

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skneees · 6 months

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*cracks him like a glowstick* fish glows

#my art #HES A DEEP DEA FISH HE WOULD BE BIOLUMINESCENT #i have so many thoughts about this you are welcome to send asks and ill elaborate #are they top surgery scars? are they a second pair of gills? the world may never know #jrwi gillion tidestrider #jrwi #just roll with it fanart #just roll with it #jrwi gillion #gillion tidestrider #i like the idea that deep sea tritons glow for communication reasons #like they have their own morse code type thing based on how they flash their biolights

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blackkatdraws2 · 6 months

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The narrator and the ugly ahh protagonist [Blank Scripts AU/non-canonical]

#tsp blank scripts au #non canonical art #shitpost #this is fr how people be drawing narrator and stanley.... narrator being way too handsome and stanley as a background character naahh..#honestly i just drew him like that because it was funny but then i got too attached to it like an idiot aghh #The Narrator (Black) is an entirely different made-up species originating from the ancient Arctic north #long before the Crystal Empire was even built.#The old one's tail only ever wags whenever Stanley is around. You can clearly tell who the favorite pony is #Imagine Black showing Stanley courtship behaviors like rolling on his back #showing his stomach to him #sliding his wings on his chin #trotting like a dancing mare around him #and generally just showing off to show Stanley that he's interested in him...#But because of the species difference (and because Stanley is one airheaded fella)#Stanley doesn't understand what Black is doing other than he looks beautiful while doing it.#the narrator (Black) can read Stanley's thoughts btw #so he knows what that silly guy is thinking about :)#tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #mlp #my little pony #mlp oc #my little pony oc #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley

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cattnipt · 8 months

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seafood

#I've had this idea for like months and fiiinally I got it out #composition rules were not studied and you can tell... it's the thought that counts #jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi fanart #catt art

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nateezfics · 2 months

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the way he’d let you wear his hat while you ride him, and call you his pretty little cow girl 🤎

“mmh, just like that,” hongjoong praised while he slumped further into the plush pillows beneath. “you ride me so fucking good.”

his words made you smile, and you rolled your hips over him appreciatively. you both resounded in a harmony of curses and moans. he was nestled so deep; with every grind of your hips his tip grazed the sweetest of spots inside you. you were putty in his hands already, but you were determined to keep riding him just the way he liked. “i’m your pretty little cowgirl, right?”

hongjoong chuckled while his hands tightened their grip at the curve of your ass. he picked you up and down, bouncing you on his cock. his thighs tensed and feet dug into the mattress, and he hoisted himself upwards to meet you every time you came down. you were a mess above him, mouth open in broken cries and your nails in his chest. and with your wild hair and his hat atop your head, you looked more beautiful than ever. “yeah, you are. my pretty little cowgirl.”

#i think he might be into cowboy/western role play tbh #I’d ride him into the sunset til everything faded to black and the credits started rolling #ride him so hard my license would get revoked #hongjoong smut #ateez smut #hongjoong x reader #hongjoong hard thoughts #ateez hard thoughts #joongie #🧸 — nat speaks

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2aceofspades · 9 months

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