#i was out of it

[rainnotliam]

Nah bro I’m sick rn and all I can think about is when I embarrass myself accidentally in front of a bunch of people. You know what? Challenge accepted my mind, I’ll just sum these stories up.

So this was like a year ago or two but I was getting my stuff for third period in a hurry since my class in second period didn’t leave until the very last minute (we don’t have any bells to dismiss us). So I rush to class but the door is closed and keep in mind. I was balancing a water bottle, four notebooks, a binder, and folders on one hand. I’m a literal fucking weak ass, my body isn’t meant to carry that much weight on one side. So I try to open the door with one hand, and a few of my classmates inside (very few) just look as I struggle with the door, only then to look confused. So I feel something like hovering really close to me, and freeze in fear as a random guy (the older grades classroom was right next to ours so he was older than me) just says “Can’t open it?” And casually holds the door open for me. I quickly get inside my classroom trying to hold in the urge to bury myself in a hole as everyone in class just stares at me and even our teach just stopped for a sec. The worst part was I could hear the guy’s friends (or I assumed by how they talked) snickering behind him asking him why he did that. Why do people have to make a simple kind gesture embarrassing? I don’t dislike the guy for doing it, was embarrassed by the amount of attention it got btw

2. I was at Walmart with my parents and just not paying attention to my surroundings, occasionally nodding off while on the shopping cart or slightly kicking at the ground. But then out of nowhere my mom just like comes in and yanks the cart out of my grasp, so I just sigh. That means to get going basically, so I have to half run to keep up with her (apparently my dad needed the cart for this thing or somethin). In the middle of my really out of it walk and slightly dazed, I kind of bump into this guy he seems to be a head and a half taller than me. I’m not the one for confrontation, so I try to excuse myself, but after I walk away for a second (and I can’t even describe what’s next) I just hear a half moan. I turn around and it’s the guy just holding his shoulder where I bumped into him, so I internally freak out and bolt out of sight. To this day, I think it was because he was in pain or shit, didn’t sound sexual to me.

3. I won’t even half bother with this, very tired. This was like a few weeks ago when I was sick (hahaha sick again my immune system really said bye when I step out the door) , and I am not in my right state of mind when out of it. So I was messaging one of my irl friends, only to then find out I was asking/saying “What if an almond created the universe?” However, I butchered the spelling so badly I’m surprised it was even readable. And then I found out from my online friend a few days later that I was half flirting with him (or so he assumes) because of some random stuff I said like that… so yeah. I did apologize though to both of them, they said it was fine. Especially my friend. He really did not need my bs that late at night.

@spiritmdraws @vixx-3n

Share some embarrassing stories please, it can’t be worse than some of my encounters. Also I need something to read other than smut.

[czerwonywilk]

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[hojlundaise]

the transition im crying

[steveyockey]

I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[fernsnailz]

trying to draw while watching the new hbomberguy vid was a bad idea because for the entire second half i was like this

[monsoon-of-art]

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[brickiebrickie]

They purposely gave him a pantyshot I’m gonna lose it

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[nori-kakyoin]

megan thee stallion wearing a bruno bucciarati inspired dress the the crunchyroll anime awards

[porcelain-rob0t]

on identity, healing the inner child, fursonas, and cringe culture

[dentpx]

I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept