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s-ublimewrites · 5 months

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family pulled from the flood (melissa schemmenti x f!reader)

synopsis: melissa finally feels okay confronting that part of herself. as always, you're right there

words: ~1.5k

warnings: swearing, struggles with sexuality, alcohol, happy ending tho dw not unleashing full whump

note: as the resident gay friend, i've received the 'how did you know you like girls?' text so many times in my life. this is an homage to that - because i love it every damn time<3 title from the end of love by florence + the machine

Saturday nights, for you, are generally spent in a sea of your students' paperwork with a glass of whiskey in hand and an embarrassing amount of Wife Swap playing on the television. Tonight is no exception.

It's cold outside and freezing rain slaps against your window, making you shiver despite the warmth of your bedroom.

You're just about to take that first sip of amber liquid, eager to let the warmth settle you from the inside out, when a loud bang bang bang sounds from your front door. You take a few seconds to extract yourself from the vast expanse of Of Mice and Men analyses, and the knocking turns into frantic doorbell-ringing.

"I'm com- oh ow, fucking Christ," you swear, catching your ankle on the coffee table in your rush to stop your visitor from knocking your door down. "Coming! Be right there, hang on!"

You yank the door open, prepared to chew out your stupid fucking neighbor Gene for bothering you at 10 o'clock at night over parking, like, half an inch too close to his precious 2003 Ford Taurus.

The door swings open, though, and you're met with a shivering, soaked-to-the-bone redhead.

"Melissa?! The fuck are you doing here? Christ, woman!" You seize her by her leather jacket's soggy sleeve and yank her inside your apartment.

"Y'know," she shrugs, dripping icy water onto your hardwoods while she kicks her boots off, "was in the neighborhood."

You roll your eyes.

"Okay, you can tell me the truth after you've escaped hypothermia. Coulda shot me a text instead of freezing your ass off out there," you admonish.

You lead Melissa to your room, deposit her on your bed, and make a mental note to apologize to your students for the water-stained papers you'll have to return on Monday. Melissa picks at the skin around her thumbs while you root through your broad selection of sweatshirts.

"Didn't really plan on comin'," she says quietly, probably the quietest you've ever heard her. "Went for a drive to clear my head, and, well... Then I was in your driveway."

When you obtain a sweatshirt and turn to look at her, she's looking at her lap. "What could have been bad enough to force you outta the house in this weather?"

Green eyes flick up to meet yours and she opens her mouth like she's going to answer, but then she points at the well-loved Flyers hoodie in your hands. "That for me?"

You decide to let it go for now and relinquish the sweatshirt with a nod. For good measure, you snag the whiskey glass off of your bedside table and press it into her free hand. "This, too."

Melissa's mouth quirks into a half smile. "Knew I ended up in the right place. Thanks, hon."

The nickname makes you warmer than the liquor ever could have.

You give her some privacy to change and use the opportunity to pour yourself (another) glass of whiskey. You then plant yourself on the sofa, knee bouncing anxiously.

Melissa is clearly struggling with something, something big. Something that really matters to her. And you're friends - friends go to one another with problems, right? Something about it nags at you, though. It feels bigger - like Melissa doesn't just want any friend; like she sought you out specifically. When was the last time you ever 'just ended up' in someone's driveway?

More importantly: when was the last time Melissa had an important problem and sought out anyone who wasn't Barb?

You don't have time to ponder that. Melissa emerges from your bedroom decked in black and orange, feet bare, glass in hand. Her damp hair is pulled back and her eyes are soft as she joins you on the sofa and tucks her feet up underneath her. When you pull the throw from the back of your couch and toss it at her, she ensures you both have equal halves draped over your laps.

Now that she's warm and settled, there's no avoiding the matter at hand.

"Melissa?" you keep your voice soft. You shift to face her and your knee nudges hers under the blanket, and she doesn't move away. In fact, she barely notices you at all. Her eyes are distant, her head propped up by her unoccupied hand, her teeth worrying at her lower lip.

"Mel," you try again, and this time she jerks her head toward you as if she'd forgotten you were there. "Mel, are you okay?"

"Yeah," she says too quickly, nodding, before pausing. "No. Kinda? I dunno, I just-"

Melissa Schemmenti exists in such a permanent state of bravado in your mind that it never occurred to you that it could be false. Your heart clenches and you fight the urge to take her face in your hands and remind her that she's perfect. Instead, you let the silence hang between you, giving her space to continue.

Melissa looks at you properly for the first time all night. Her voice wavers when she speaks. "How did you know that you're into girls?"

Oh. You don't know what you expected, but it wasn't that. You didn't allow yourself to hope it could be that.

"I was young," you start. "Middle school. I cried so hard that I threw up when my best friend started dating this kid in the grade above us. I wondered why I wasn't enough for her. Then I realized that maybe I had a crush on her. And I'd never been more terrified."

"What did you do?"

You snort. "Freaked out for another four years until my next best friend kissed me after junior prom."

She's quiet again. You've decided that Melissa's loudness is your favorite thing about her.

You swallow hard. "Are you... asking for a friend?"

Melissa gazes back at you, eyes watery and voice raw. "I'm askin' for me."

"Okay," you say, and she nods, and neither of you speak again for a little while.

You've gotten questions like hers before, from others. You usually know what to tell them, how to guide them through it, but this is Melissa. Her trust, so fragile, is cradled in your hands and you're terrified of making the wrong move, of cracking its thin shell.

"Tell me what you're feeling." You're asking for more trust and you know it. You hope your sincerity is evident enough that Melissa doesn't flee from the conversation altogether.

Melissa thinks for a moment, and you're patient.

"I feel so fuckin' stupid, Y/N," she admits, and the tears in her eyes spill over. You feel your own eyes fill at the sight. "Who makes it to my age and doesn't fuckin' know who they're into?"

When you scooch closer, she lets you. You both sit criss-crossed, facing one another, and your legs press up against hers.

"You are not stupid, Melissa," you say earnestly.

She rolls her eyes, and when her hand comes up to swipe angrily at her tears, you intercept it and weave your fingers into hers.

"You're not," you repeat. "Mel, something is telling me you didn't have an awful lot of people encouraging you to explore your sexuality throughout your life. It's okay that it's only happening now."

Melissa doesn't reply. Her eyes rest on your joined hands, on your thumb that traces light arcs over hers. But she's listening, so you continue.

"I'm really proud of you, Melissa," you tell her, and that makes her head snap up so she can meet your gaze.

"What? Why?"

"It's hard telling people at first," you explain, "and the first one is the biggest hurdle. But you did it, and I'm proud of you."

She swallows. "I feel like I can tell you anything and you're gonna make me feel better about it."

You squeeze her hand. "You can always tell me anything, Mel. What else do you need from me? How else can I help you?"

"Just... tell me it's gonna be okay. Tell me how super fun being gay is and that during pride we're gonna get super drunk and slash a cop car's tires or somethin'."

You grin. "Well, duh. We can also do that on alternating Tuesdays if you really want to."

Melissa finally laughs and it sets your heart alight. "Thanks, hon."

"It is going to be okay, Melissa. Just trust me on that one."

"I do," she says easily, "I trust you with stuff I haven't trusted anyone with in a long time."

"Like your family's sauce recipe?"

"Not in writing, but yes," Melissa confirms. "But with the big stuff, too. Life stuff."

You grin. "It's an honor and a privilege, Melissa Schemmenti."

There's this look in her eye, one you can't quite place. She sets her glass down on the coffee table and steals your glass to repeat the action.

Melissa all but crawls into your lap to hug you, and you happily let her. She relaxes most of her weight against you, forehead pressed against your shoulder. You dont mention it when you feel the collar of your shirt grow damp, you just let her sniffle against your t-shirt and smooth your hands over her back.

You both know there will have to be more to this conversation, but that can wait. For now, this is more than enough.

#melissa schemmenti x reader #melissa schemmenti x you #melissa schemmenti fanfiction #abbott elementary fanfiction #melissa schemmenti #abbott elementary #lisa ann walter

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amazingmsme · 4 months

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Okay but what about some of your favorite headcanons that aren’t tickle related? For Curt and Owen, or any of Hatchetfield, whatever you wish. Just curious to hear what you’re thinkin’! 🎤

Think I’ll stick to the spy boys for now just so it won’t get too long cause I already know I’m gonna get carried away lol

So just like we see at the beginning, Curt & Owen love fucking around with the bad guys they find on their missions & “use them for sport” as Owen says. & they love to rub it in their faces just how damn good they are that they can just use them for fun in their own little games

Sometimes they get more roughed up if the other is the one interrogating them. They’re both masochists who never want to admit defeat, so yeah they’ve walked away with blood & broken bones (only minor breaks but STILL)

Curt loves playing with the spy gadgets regardless of how many times Barb tries to warn him, or how many times he ends up hurting himself with them zksvksjaz. He never tells her when he does it tho because that will just end up in a lecture

Curt & Owen will mock each other’s bosses to make each other laugh after they get chewed out for being dumb & reckless

They have to share hotel rooms quite often to “save the agencies money” & before they actually got together it was just straight up torture for them

The first time they had to share a bed on one of these missions, they were both freaking out internally & trying to play it cool. But then Owen found out Curt hogs all the blankets & suddenly he wasn’t feeling so smitten, just pissed off & cold

They flirt in the job soooo much it should be obvious at this point

One of the first epiphanies that Owen has about his partner comes when Curt fixed his tie for him & Owen was a little off his game for the rest of the night because he kept thinking about Curt’s hands so close to his throat & his lips in perfect kissing distance

They absolutely help each other pick out their outfits when they go undercover

After they get together, they play a game where they talk about what their lives would be like if they weren’t spies & they just make up a whole ass fake domestic life for them where they adopt a dog, then a cat (as practice) & when they’re “ready” they adopt a kid & have a happy lil family

They also play this game where they pretend they went into different professions & make up different ways they met each other

Curt is great at poker & wins most of the time they play

Before they met, Curt really wasn’t a tea guy, but Owen makes him “real” tea & makes him realize he actually likes it as long as it’s made right. Perks of dating a Brit

They have matching daggers carved with the other’s name. The height of romance

Cynthia has her suspicions about them, but they work so well together she couldn’t care less. That’s none of her business & tbh she couldn’t care less

Curt is actually a pretty good cook because he’s a momma’s boy & helped out in the kitchen any chance he got. But once they got together, he wanted to blow Owen away with his skills & made a candlelit romantic dinner with garlic bread & spaghetti & meatballs & a huge salad & Owen was literally speechless. YES they did the lady & the tramp thing where they kiss on the same noodle & they kept trying until they got it right!

Ok I held off long enough, here’s a few nsfw headcanons. No minors beyond this point, I’ll kick your ass

Ok but they’ve LITERALLY had a dick measuring contest. Like, they got out the tape measure to see whose is bigger. & no I’m not gonna say, y’all decide for yourselves. There’s no WAY I’m sparking that kind of debate

They legit take turns on who tops & bottoms

You’d expect it to be rough kinky sex, but it’s actually the most tender lovemaking ever ok they love each other more than anyone & they take their time exploring each other’s bodies

Of course when the time is right they absolutely get kinky with it

Their fake interrogations take a turn like 50% of the time (only after they’ve killed everyone in the building)

Even the interrogations that don’t end like that still get them both all hot & bothered. Owen especially loves the roleplay element

They kinda really like the thrill of almost getting caught so they’ve definitely hooked up when others are around

Ok that’s all I got. If you stuck around this long congrats, here’s your prize ⭐️

#asks #spyrucealt #saf headcanons #spies are forever headcanons #curtwen #special agent curt mega #curt mega #owen carvour #spies are forever #saf

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the-teddy-bear-butch · 2 years

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I’m posting Cyberpunk Ronance thoughts because it’s my blog and I can do what I want

I’m just, I know the game isn’t the best in the world, but god if the storyline didn’t break me, okay?

If you care about Cyberpunk spoilers (not including the show), do not read any further

I think there’s a lot of different ways this au could be played

I think Nancy being V makes good sense if you look at V’s characterization as this badass, ambitious person who ends up in a shitty situation but keeps fighting because it’s all she’s ever known. Bonus V and Nancy and GUNS and general badassery. In this version, perhaps Robin is Johnny—chaotic mess of a human who’s life went to shit, although I see her being less of an overall bastard. Robin in aviators? Robin in aviators. The banter between them with Robin literally stuck in Nancy’s head and apologizing over and over for literally being a sentient brain tumor? Kill me now. Bonus, Barb is Jackie, the good natured friend who helps Nancy and gets killed early on as a consequence of her and Nancy’s ambition. As much as my sad little heart loves angst, I like to think the ending could be twisted, like maybe they find Robin’s body so her engram can be put back into it and Nancy can survive. I just don’t want the ending to be sad, damnit. Panam could be Max maybe? Hmmm. Or maybe El.

I’m also fond of the idea of Robin as V, however, and it boils down to the V/Johnny relationship. Picture with me for a moment: Eddie as Johnny. He fits the bill too well. Bastard of a rocker boy who did drugs and has pretty hair. He gets stuck in the head of one Robin Buckley, and it’s instant wlw/mlm hostility (but it morphs into solidarity, I promise). In this version, I think Steve is heartbreakingly Jackie. Their personalities line up too well. Throwing a bone to the Steddies tho, Steve could be Kerry and all the Johnny/Kerry moments become Steddie. Then Barb could still be Jackie? Or Steve is Jackie and Barb is T-Bug, RIP. Who is Nancy, then? Well, I think Panam or Judy are both excellent options. Just think, Nancy Wheeler, the tech genius who reports and edits brain dances on the side, an ex member of the baddest girl gang in Night City, the Moxes? Sick. But! Nancy Wheeler, badass mercenary who strikes out from her clan on her own to follow ambition and independence, but eventually coming back as a leader. Tbh I’m leaning more the Judy route, as much as I love Panam. The underwater date? Nancy finally being vulnerable, showing Robin her flooded home? Memories of Mike—long since moved away—and her family? Nancy saving Robin from almost dying because of Eddie’s damn chip? Robin being so soft with her afterward? Nancy giving Robin her key? Also Nancy is a vengeful woman and the whole Clouds arc would be something she could do, I think—and Robin helps because ofc, it’s Nancy. THEY’RE GAY YOU’RE HONOR. And, because of course I’m choosing the ending where you leave with the nomads, Nancy leaves Night City with Robin, and she promises to help Robin find a cure (and they do because fuck you ambiguous game ending). I’m thinking this is the ideal scenario for me.

Or the above but it’s Eddie as Johnny, Nancy as V, Robin as Panam, I like that too.

Chrissy is undoubtedly Misty in any version, only she’s not dating the Jackie character because she’s a lesbian in my mind and you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands. Maybe Vickie is Victor (heh, Vic, same nickname) and they have a little tension going on with Chrissy’s Esoterica being right outside Vickie’s Clinic.

Maybe agent Owens as Takemura? Henry is Yorinobu, Brenner is Saburo. The female agent who’s name I can’t remember is Hanako. I feel like these all fit scary well.

Ofc Hopper is Saul, you can’t tell me he doesn’t fit that role damn near perfect. Most of the rest of the Hawkins crew are probably Aldecaldos as well. I’m thinking Jonathan is Mitch and Argyle could be Scorpion (I know that one is a bad fit but fight me on it, Jargyle boyfriends and also Scorpion/Argyle gets to live because it’s my au and I can do what I want). Thinking about El as Panam more now actually, her stubborn personality and whatnot. It’s vibes, okay? It’s 1 am, let me enjoy my brain worms.

Beyond who’s who: think about Nancy Wheeler with mantis blades. Need I say more? She’s a badass with a katana and throwing knives, and REALLY scary good at hacking. She has a professional cyberdeck and all the best tech. I think she’d be a Corpo background V. Don’t put her in hand to hand combat though, she is small and will get her shit wrecked.

But! Robin Buckley would have less tech. She doesn’t trust it—maybe she’s a conspiracy theorist, sue her. She’s a Nomad background V, and she is really good with bigger guns and weapons that require less finesse. I’m picturing her with a trusty baseball bat and a shotgun that she alternates between. When she does hack, it’s usually cameras and whatnot for stealth missions—but we all know she’s bad with coordination and most stealth missions turn into guns blazing missions. Oops?

#guys I’m thinking so fucking hard about this #idek if any of you have played this game #and if you haven’t this is probably mostly gibberish #so sorry about that #cyberpunk ronance #cyberpunk 2077 #ronance #robin buckley #Nancy wheeler #robin x nancy #nancy x robin #look the game has its issues #but the main story has me in a chokehold #and I love V and Judy and Panam #and the whole V and Johnny coming together as a matched set of chaos causing besties #except this time it’s Robin and Eddie #idk man #it’s late #I had thoughts

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nellynee · 2 years

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Trollstopia Blindblogging: episode 6A - Girl’s Night

This is very much a Val episode, which makes it a solid 3.5 by default. But the song in this is boppin, it’s got some really cute moments, and freaking PICK JAGGER bumps it up to a 4 for sure. Demo is Valid and So is Val and Poppy scares me more with every episode

You know I occasionally spend time thinking about the different relationship with music Trolls have in the movie continuity vs the cartoon. How, with the exception of “Get Back Up Again”, most movie song breaks appear to be already established work being recited both in canon and in real life or at the very least are vague enough to be reperformed in the future, while in the cartoon they burst into song about their very, very specific circumstance. Movie song breaks are more about the vibe, the feeling of the scene, while in the cartoon it’s all very literal. I think a lot of the cultural implications of previously written and composed music vs original work in the different tribes, where it’s appropriate and how it’s viewed. I think a lot about the music I wish we could see in the cartoon if copywrite laws weren't a burning stranglehold of a hellscape and by whom. That being said....

This is ladies' night, and the feelings right. This is ladies' night, oh what a night.

Like, given how Val is supposed to be an expy of Barb, I expected her to be at least a little bit more Tsundere over Poppy but... she really actually doesn’t like Poppy does she?

Ok I can’t blame Poppy for not being able to take “ugh” for an answer. There’s some coding that she was a highly indulged child, raised to be an authority figure who has self assigned everyone’s happiness as part of her job as said authority figure, and the one Troll for a very long time they she knew who was exceptionally negative compared to her cohort turned out in the end to be largely performative and needed/still needs aggressively persistent approaches to get him to attempt new things that he tends to largely enjoy at the end. Poppy has been tailor made to not take no for an answer. She is an incredibly flawed product of her upraising and I adore her for it. Still a very yikes on trikes look tho.

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

on the one hand that overly cheerful giggle as her scissors slowly went towards the paper was terrifying. On the other hand, Val, same. UGH

“Next thing you know, we’ll be talking about our feelings” Val says, draped on a comfortable couch with her Manager, talking about her feelings.

Ok they of course went in a really silly direction but the idea of Val feeling like she’s “Loosing her Edge” is a legit concern that could have been addressed in a very interesting way. That, as a migrant in a new, melting pot city, the idea of getting swept along and loosing your own culture is a very real concern of migrants across the world. Like that’s a legit issue people have. That could have been talked about.

Alternatively though, they could still potentially talk about Troll constants, and learning to explore and incorporate new aspects of yourself without feeling like loosing a core aspect of your personality. That is also a conversation to be had. I doubt we will have that conversation. But we could.

“wanna mosh it over in the thinking pit?” I just about lost my mind that sentence was nonsense and it’s a hole in the ground full of trolls where you crowd surf I'm gonna die.

HOLY SHIT Girls, Girls, Girls! is a damn BOP! Like shocked the hell out of me. I knew it was coming but not that it would be so good. I’ve been pretty ambivalent towards the more Pop centered songs so far but no more excuses show, you can pull it off. hot damn. Between this and Right Trolls for the Job there’s hope for this soundtrack yet

“The next thing on our agenda iiiiiiiis.....” (me, only half joking “Panty Raid, Panty Raid, Panty Raid”) “Trolls Pranks!” (oh god is this the PG version of Panty raid?)

Calling it now. Wimpy not actual pranks that disappoint Val and she has to show them how to do it

ok no actually this is super cute

Why is Poppy so threatening?

I mean I’m sorry I don’t quiiiiiiite trust this production team enough to think that it’s the application of Val’s insecurities projected onto Poppy’s good intentions. Which would be cool. But legit Poppy has been incredibly threatening this series and I kinda dig it

Val, waving her arms out the door and screaming at the top of her lungs: “SIGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL” Demo: *gasp* “The signal!”

That got me

Ok but what a great friend he is, sitting in a bush, awake, alone, all night, on the off chance that Val might become uncomfortable enough to need an out.

I want to call Demo out but I myself am absolutly that bitch. Head empty, trust the process, no thoughts under pressure.

PICK JAGGER

PICK. JAGGER.

I’M GONNA FUCKING PISS

my back is out so bad and I can’t stop laughing and it hurts so much but

Pick Jagger

Oh my fucking god that little finger twine hand hold cheek smoosh between Val and Demo is legit the cutest fucking thing. Shippy or not normalize me some physicals affection

Demo Yes!

Ok yea that’s a pretty good lesson. Poppy can’t possibly cater this even in such a way that Val is going to feel safe. It’s just a natural byproduct of what they are doing. So she’s going to leave her alone about it, but keep the invitation open. And while learning to take a no is a very good lesson, that it’s Val who need to evaluate and decide where taking risks despite being afraid is worth it, which is a valuable skill to cultivate. Finding and defining places where you are willing to be venerable in the risk of gaining experiences. The onus is on both sides for her to be able to comfortably mingle, not just on Poppy, and not just on Val. Setting and respecting boundaries while recognizing that you need to explore outside those boundaries

Demo you are 100% Valid and I love you more by the Minute. What an absolute cinnamon bun

little bull snort made of skulls

Val likes flavor berry lip gloss. My inner lesbian knows exactly how she figured that out wink wonk.

GIRLS NIIIIIIIGHT!

#Trollstopia #dreamworks trolls #val thundershock #liveblogging

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aiiwa · 3 years

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Pls drop some mcu fic recommendations 👀👀

i got you !! also please read warnings and tags by before reading. all of these series are completed works only. bucky and cap only.

THE WINTER SOLDIER, BUCKY, FICS.

the things we’ve done — 42 chapters, 160k words.

um yeah i literally just finished reading this. it’s insanely well written, has me full on sobbing and deeply in love with one man only. the plot is fucking amazing too.

sunrise — 14 chapters, 64k words.

OKAY THIS IS MY FAVE LIKE LITERALLY TOP THREE, the way bucky views the reader in this is just so lovely. it also made me sob a ha ha <33.

the witness — 21 chapters, 85k words.

LISTEN THIS IS WRITTEN BY THE SAME AUTHOR AS SUNRISE TOO AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH SUSISKSLSLA. cop bucky…he’s an absolute sweetheart AND PETER IN THIS IS SO PRECIOUS AHHA.

by any other name — 30 chapters, 160k words.

by the same author as sunrise. amazing amazing. again, i really love how bucky sees reader wahhhh. again, peter in this makes me so soft wtf.

it all started with — 8 chapters, 110k words.

another incredibly well written series. i love the relationship dynamics between everyone (but it has miscommunication which leads to misunderstanding and y’all know how i feel about that :(( ) still love it tho.

subterfuge — 27 chapters, 74k words.

i love the plot of this one so so much ahhh. i wish i was big brained like reader and i love barb / bab in this. once you read you’ll know heheheh.

vacant mirrors — 10 chapters, 50k words.

okay i also loved the plot of this so much ahhh.

three moons ranch — 23 chapters, 93k words.

OKAY LISTEN READ THIS ONE FR. BIKER BUCKY???? GTFO IM IN LOVE WHAT THE FUCKSKSLSLA. htg this fic sent me into a whirlpool of wanting to fuck biker!bucky til no tomorrow. BUT it’s actually a lovely series, top three for sure.

winter’s shadow— 47 chapters, 65k words.

i love this concept shsisksksl.

safe with me — 16 chapters, 83k words.

i love bucky n reader’s relationship in this, the banter and everything heheheheh. good plot line too esp w bodyguard bucky mmm.

a love that never leaves — 13 chapters, 73k words.

this was so amazing ahhhh, emotional rollercoaster but it’s so sweet and mmm.

take it back — 35 chapters, 194k words.

okay now listen to me THIS FIC BROUGHT ME SO MUCH PAIN N TURMOIL LIKE IT HURT ME TO READ BUT ITS SO FUCKING AMAZING THAT I COULD NOT STOP. happy ending at the end but the real happy ending would be if i could beat the reader’s sister and throw her ass into the ocean. if you read this come and rant to me about it because hsiskskslsls.

CAPTAIN AMERICA FICS.

the spark within — 24 chapters, 76k words.

this was the first ever completed series i read. one of my all time favourites hands down, the plot is so good wtf and just the whole emotional side of it near the end i cried for real.

doctor doctor — 20 chapters, 70k words.

PLEASE READ WARNINGS FOR THIS FIC ESPECIALLY. uh yeah, this series fucked me up so bad. the pain, trauma and just the emotions in general. the ending is satisfying if you push through, but damn my baby yn went through it with this one. this fic has extremely dark themes, but includes mob boss! steve.

mixology — 13 chapters, 40k words.

this was really cute hsjsjsks.

to walk together — 26 chapters, 93k words.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. i had dreams of this fic, and honestly have the urge to find more like this ahhh.

STUCKY FICS <333.

best of both worlds hehehehe some of them have stucky moments but may end with only one character i just can’t remember which ones sorry.

don’t sit under the apple tree (with anyone but me) — 43 chapters, 143k words.

this was honestly a favourite of mine to read. i’m obsessed with this concept. and we love a powerful woman heheheheh. i htg ranted about this fic to my best guy mate and he was like shit that sounds lit and it is.

coming home — 20 chapters, 58k words.

imagine being an assassin with bucky and being titled “the silver fox” IM SORRY BUT THATS SO LIT AHSKSKSLSL i loved this one too. made me a bit sad but it’s okay heheheh.

#recs!#mcu #marvel cinematic universe #bucky barnes x reader #captain america x reader #winter soldier x reader #steve rogers x reader #mcu x reader

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asingleheart-shapedbraincell · 3 years

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Obey Me Brothers and Misc. react to MC having their coffee order memorised

GN!MC

Prologue

You go to a coffee shop. Human world or devildom, doesn't matter. All that matters is after waiting in line you order for you and Ya Boi bc you have their order memorised and they get flustered because every single one of them is a ✨massive softie✨

This is also just me headcanoning their drink orders while I take a break from my dissertation.

(I'm referring to the undateables as Misc. because I don't want to call the the datables bc Luke is a child. He is not datable. That is my son.)

Lucifer

This man would take his coffee in an IV if he could and you can't convince me otherwise

Probably asks that they put as many extra espresso shots in the drink as they're legally allowed to

Anyway, he's very touched that you have his order memorised. He has yours memorised to.

Appreciates that you pay enough attention to him to know his order

Low-key blushing about it and will think about it next time he makes himself coffee

Might even end up making you one to if he isn't working late

Definitely goes for coffee with you more often (definitely not to spend more time with you and also to show that he has your order memorised too 👀)

Mammon

This man is destroyed by any kind of casual affection (pls hold his hand)

I mean, of course you know the great Mammon's coffee order! You were his human weren't ya?

If you're ordering for him, that means you're paying, right? 👀

He do be blushing tho (if you also pay he'll blush even more)

And since you bought it, I GUESS you can have a sip...definitely doesn't just want the casual and domestic intimacy of sharing the same cup

Wants to get coffee with you more often (so he can drink from your cup)

Levi

How did you know the code to order the Ruri-Chan Loveheart Surprise Latte off of the secret menu??????

Oh, you knew it because you listened to him order before and memorised it????????????

Hes not crying, you're crying

No but really, the proof that you actively listen to him when he's talking about his interests has his heart skipping a beat

Hes bright red and trying to cover his face with his hands

Wants to get two straws so you two can sit opposite each other and share a drink but is WAY to shy to ask 🥺👉👈

Will end up buying matching reusable coffee cups that have 'player one' and 'player two' on them

Satan

For the most part he’ll order something basic like an Americano or a flat white UNLESS you're at a place that does latte art.

Then he ALWAYS gets cat themed latte art

Like the little 3D ones they make out of foam and then draw little faces on???

Yeah, he loves them

He think they're so cute

They're in most of his devilgram pics next to whatever book he was reading at the time

One of his favourite things to do is visit cat cafe with you and if you remember his order he'll be very touched and he'll thank you with a blush and a smile

Has your order memorised as well and orders for you next time

Asmo

Changes with whats fashionable but anything ✨pink✨

Pink drink, peach lemonade, strawberry and white chocolate mocha they're all acceptable

But is delighted when you remember his order- it means you've been paying attention to the trends he's following!!!!!

Did you see the drink on his devilgram story????? Isn't it cute!!!!!! You should get one to match and take a selfie together!!!!

Thinks its really cute to go on coffee dates and hear you order for him

Like, yes, they know my order 😌 we're that close 😙✌

Beel

Just hand him a basic Americano, but in a Big Gulp cup

Is touched that you remembered his order, even if it is simple. He just kinda blushes and thanks you (maybe asks if you want to go out dinner that evening).

Make sure he’s fed, or has food available bc if you don’t he will eat ✨The Beans✨

He has done this before and you DO NOT want to see Beel when he has enough caffiene in his system to give a mortal cardiac arrest

He’s already the most athletic brother. You won’t catch him. No one will.

You know Taz from Looney Tunes? When he just...spins super fast in circles and eats stuff??? Yeah, Beel’s like that.

But if he doesn’t eat straight-up coffee beans, he’s just as chill as normal

Just enjoys spending some quality time with you (and yes, he will definitely have your order memorised too)

Belphie

Must!!!!!keep!!!!this!!!!!boy!!!!!awake!!!!!!!

If you remember his order he’s gonna blush, but do his best not to react. But he may also feel the need to Hold Hands later in the day because you’ll have him feeling ✨soft✨.

Has a black coffee but puts, like, 5 sugars in it

He’s basically drinking espresso syrup

and it does NOTHING

Caffiene does not affect this man AT. ALL.

It’s almost scary - he can down 3 espressos and then nap for five hours afterwards

Doesn’t love going on coffee dates because if you’re too caffinated he has trouble keeping up with you, and you won’t feel like having a nap with him. But if you’re just having one coffee, or a tea or something, he does like how chilled out the date can be.

Diavolo

I get grande iced machiatto vibes, and I can’t tell you why

Loves that you remember his order and isn’t shy about it. Will blush at first and then break into a massive beaming smile

He’s paying for the coffee (he’s literally royalty, he’s paying for the damn coffee)

Makes him feel like you two are close and he may attempt to hold hands later if the vibe is right.

Constantly asks you out on coffee dates afterwards - loves spending time with you and loves how informal and relaxed it is

Will also remember your order and make sure that Barb knows how to make it for when you visit the Palace

But still prefers the actual act of going out to a coffee shop with you

If you bring him his coffee order when he’s working, however👀👀👀...blushing mess.

The fact that you went to get coffee for him...even though he knows that you know that Barb is perfectly capable of making him coffee...that you got coffee and thought of him...and bought a coffee for him...and brought it to him...the casual affection, the softness, the thoughtfulness. 😳😳😳 he’s destroyed. BLUSHING. He’s literally so touched. Gonna commit hand holding crimes. Will think about it all day. Will miss you 3x more than normal just because. May even end up doing some light ~pining~ 🥺🥺🥺

Barbatos

✨Tea✨

This is the Undisputed King of Tea

He knows every blend of tea that the shop offers and has the menu memorised.

Will also tell you about the different tea blends if you ask, describes how they taste, what they’re ingredients are, where they’re from, etc.

He’s very grateful if you remember his order, but if you then bring up some of the trivia he’s shared about that tea?? Blushing.

Very touched that you not only remembered his order but the things about it that interest him. The fact that you clearly paid attention when he was talking about tea.

Thinks of you as a very considerate person and will offer to share

He’ll also invite you over for tea a the palace more often now that you’ve shown an interest in Tea Trivia (even if that interest is only based in your interest in him)

Will also invite you to come with him when he needs to go to the market to restock the Palaces tea supplies and may even...h...hold ur hand...😳😳😳

Simeon

This is a chai latte man, don't come for me

Will test out how it tastes with different syrups, particularly likes either hazelnut or vanilla

Can also do his own latte art

When you order for him??? And have his order memorised????? He's delighted.

Its not uncommon for angels to remember each others orders, but he's touched nonetheless (yes that does mean he has your order memorised)

Will tell you that he's touched by your consideration

Just gives him the warm fuzzies and it also kinda reminds him of home

Offers to do latte art in your drink if he can

Would also be the kind of person to bring you coffee in class, and he'll do latte art on that so you can take off the lid and see a little foamy heart and the like ❤☕

Luke (platonic)

No coffee!!!! He's a child!!!!!!

You order him a puppychino hot chocolate

With whipped cream and cinnamon which is his preferred topping and a slice of cake

Hes definitely super happy about the fact you remembered how he likes his hot chocolate

Tells you that your so nice and should come back to the celestial realm with Simeon and him instead of staying down here with a bunch of no-good demons who don't deserve you 😤

Plus the celestial realm has the best hot chocolate!

You also let him have SMALL sips of your coffee but ONLY so he can scope out which beans to use in his next coffee and walnut cake!!!!!!!

Solomon

Probably has some awful sounding custom drink like a fruit tea with pumpkin spice syrup and milk in it 😣

Or a peach lemonade with a shot of espresso and marshmallows 🤢

So its super unique, but he's still surprised you remembers the specifics

Offers to let you try it

DON’T

Will take you out to get coffee together more often, partly to spend time with you and partly to horrify you with his drink choices

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me headcanons #obey me coffee #obey coffee headcanons

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The plot centers on Nesta Archeron, an executive who learns that she may face deportation back to Canada from the U.S. because of her expired VISA. Determined to retain her position as editor-in-cheif of a publishing house, she convinces her assistant, Cassian Paxton, to temporarily act as her fiancé.

Previous: Chapter 4

Next: Chapter 6

Chapter 5: Questions and Sarcasm.

Cassian was practically on a hangover after he, Azriel and Lucien went to the bar last night and he had to deal with all the questions they shot at him. Even so, one thing led to another and the two had to agree on going to Sitka with him on a later date. Cassian had to keep himself from actually put together a series of questions and answers for Nesta to memorize.

Once the plane took off, he cleared his voice to start. “So, these are the questions that INS is gonna ask us, I took the liberty to search it up.” Cassian opened his portfolio. “Now, the good news is, that I know everything about you, but the bad news is that you have four days to learn all this about me.” He said, to which Nesta gave him an incredulous look. “So, you should…” Before Cassian can finish his sentence, she snatched the portfolio from his hands. “Probably get studying.” he mumbled.

Nesta looked through the pages before asking. “You know all the answers to these questions about me?”

Cassian shot her a smirk. “Scary, isn't it?” How insufrible, Nesta had thought, almost shooting it verbally.

“A little bit.” She replied instead and asked. “What am I allergic to?”

“Pine nuts.” Cassian shot without looking at her. “And the full spectrum of human emotion.” He added with sarcasm.

“Oh, that's... that was funny.” Nesta huffed a laugh before asking her next question. "Here's a good one. Do I have any scars?” She smirked, thinking that he’ll never get this one right. To her surprise, he chuckled in a very devious way.

“I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo.” He glanced at her, smirk still plastered on his face.

“Oh” Nesta backed up her question to not let him win. “You're pretty sure?”

“Oh, I'm pretty sure.” Cassian said while crossing his arms. “Two years ago, your dermatologist called and asked about a Q-switched laser. I Googled a Q-switched laser and found that they, in fact, do remove tattoos.” He said before closing in with a grin on his lips, almost sharing a breath. “But you canceled your appointment.”

Nesta couldnt stop the heat on her cheeks. Not only that, but that damned expression of defiance on his face made her gut heat up more than her own face.

Cassian pulled away, laying back on his seat and continued. “So what is it? Tribal ink? Japanese calligraphy? Barbed wire?” He whispered that last question almost dramatically.

“You know, it's exciting for me to experience you like this.” Nesta gave him a sarcastic smile before resuming on reading the questions.

Cassian just smiled stubbornly. “Thank you. You're gonna have to tell me where it is, tho.~”

Nesta mumbled. “I'm not.”

“They're gonna ask.” Cassian kept insisting.

“We're done with that question.” Nesta flipped pages. “We're done with that question.” She repeated. Cassian just shook his head and looked out the window. Nesta couldn't help but glance at him, noticing all his features. The light softly makes his dark skin glow in various shades of gold and brings out more details on his neck, to which she noticed multiple dark blue stripes coming from underneath his shirt. She figured it was a tattoo of his own but she wasnt gonna dig deeper so she quickly looked for another question. “Ahem! On to another question. Let me see, let me see.” She found a very interesting one. “Oh! Here's one. Whose place do we stay at, yours or mine?” She gave him a smirk. “That 's easy. Mine.”

Cassian's voice dropped an octave as he asked. “And why wouldn't we stay at mine?” He shifted on his seat to face her. It took all of her will to keep the heat from puddling on her core.

“Because I live in Central Park West. And you probably live in some squalid little studio apartment with stacks of yellowed Penguin Classics.” Nesta said and smirked at his astonished expression. How did she know? He didn't want to even ask her.

There was a small Bing heard all along the plane as the pilot spoke. “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts. We are beginning our descent into Juneau.”

Nesta frowned and snapped her neck to look at him. “Juneau? I thought we were going to Sitka.”

Cassian nodded and replied simply. “We are.”

Nesta dared to ask again. “How are we getting to Sitka?” By the long silence, the clench of his jaw and the look of annoyance, she felt a bit confused. It wasn't until half an hour later that she understood why he was so annoyed. They had to take another plane, which was constantly shaking and moving. The two barely had a grip on their seat. On the other hand, whenever the plane didn't shake, Cassian could see the beautiful black peaks covered in snow, almost like it was covered in a soft white blanket.

Once the airplane landed, Cassian saw three familiar females, two of them waving at him, through the window. One had golden blonde hair, wearing a red coat and black pants with matching boots, the other had dark skin with hair that almost resembled coal, she was wearing a similar jacket, only that it was autumn colored, black pants and brown fur boots. The last woman was shorter, black hair cut into a bob, she was wearing a white fluffy fur coat, balck winter leggings and fur boots, Two of them were holding cardboards that welcomed him, which he smiled warmly. “All right. Here we go.” He said to Nesta with a smirk, to which she snorted.

“Where? Oh, there he is!” The blonde female smiled and pointed at Cassian coming down the plane with ease. Nesta, on the other hand, was struggling against the steps and the cold.

“Cassian!” The other female waved as the three gathered into a tight hug. “It's so good to see you!”

“Hey, Mor. Hi Emerie.” Cassian smiled cheerfully before smirking at the shorter woman. “Good to see you too Angry Snowball”

“You watch your mouth boy. Even though you've just got here, I won't hesitate to give you a hard time” She replied.

Cassian chuckled and looked around. “Where’s Rhys?”

Emerie chuckled. “Oh, you know your brother. He's busy when it comes to his birthday.”

Mor slightly punched Cassian’s shoulder. “Never mind about him!” She gave him a knowing grin. “Where's your girl?”

Cassian held back a wince and forced a smile. “She's... right there.” He pointed. “There she is.”

Nesta walked to him, careful with her steps. She mentally cursed that she had to wear heels to this trip.

Enerie winced before commenting. “I guess the word girl is inappropriate.”

Nesta forced a smile once she got close enough. “Hi!”

“Hello.” The two females greeted cheerfully and hugged her, to which she slightly returned the gesture.

“Nesta, this is my brother’s cousin.” Cassian pointed to Mor.

“Hi. I'm Morrigan but everyone just calls me Mor. I must say, you look stunning!” Mor held her hands, smiling from ear to ear.

Nesta was a bit awkward by her honest gesture. “Yeah, great.” She said.

Cassian then pointed to Emerie. “This is her other half, Emerie.”

Emerie just shook her hand with a smile. “Pleasure.”

“Well, hello there.” Nesta greeted but then the shorter woman got a bit closer to her than intended.

Cassian cleared his voice, as in hiding a laugh. “And the Angry Snowball in Amren.”

“Now, do you prefer being called Margaret or Satan's Mistress?” Amren squinted her bright silver eyes. Nesta’s eyes shot wide to her question. She was not gonna let her intimidate her so she shot back.

“I've heard it both ways.” Nesta held her chin up.

“Actually we've heard it lots of ways.” Amren said before pointing with a small smirk. “I like you.”

Cassian threw an arm over Nesta’s shoulders. “Congrats! You won the approval of the little ant!”

“Zip it!” Amren hissed at him with a glare. Cassian only let out a heavy laugh, to which Nesta could feel it resonating through her ribcage.

She cleared her voice and said, “Thank you so much for... allowing me to be a part of this weekend.” She said, stumbling a little on her words.

“Oh, you're welcome.” Mor clapped her hands with a smile.

Emerie nodded “We're thrilled to have you."

“Let's get you two back to the fort.” Mor said cheerfully and hugged Cassian’s arm.

Nesta forced a smile to hide a growing concern. “Ok.” She said as she watched him, Mor and Amren walked ahead.

Emerie, on the other hand, looped her arm with hers. “I hope you don't mind, but you look quite worried. Is someone else coming to Sitka?” She asked her.

Nesta hesitated before answering. “Well… My sisters and my best friend are coming soon and my best friend is coming on a later date. I was just worried about their ride here”

Emerie nodded. “Don't worry, I'm sure they’ll make it here safe.” She smiled. Nesta couldn't help but smile back.

After they took a ride through the town, Nesta realized something. Most of the shops had the last name of Paxton written on every banner: Sitka’s Souvenir: The Paxton Collection, Paxton Pharmacy, Paxton Parcel and Post, Paxton General Store, Paxton, Paxton, Paxton.

Nesta looked at Cassian, who looked a bit distracted with the opening of a new gym, before looking at his back with a name tag on it: C. Paxton. She then shot her gaze at him. “Cassian…” Nesta whispered but he didn't listen. “Cassian!” She whispered a bit loudly but he didn't listen. She made an annoyed expression before punching his shoulder… HARD.

“Ow!” Cassian held it with a wince before glaring at her. “Please, don't do that! You punch like a triple W Wrestler!” He said with an unamused tone and Nesta didn't know if she should consider it a compliment or an insult.

Nesta glared at him instead and said sarcastically. “You didn't tell me about all the family businesses, honey.” She gave a sarcastic grin to which he only stared blankly in annoyance.

Amren was the first to comment. “He was probably just being modest, lady.” She didn't even look as she was plastered on her phone. Mor and Emerie chuckled.

“Oh.” Nesta forced a smile.

Once they made it to a few docks nearby, Emerie parked the truck. Nesta got down to look around in slight confusion as Cassian went to the back to get her luggage. Nesta then asked him.”What are we doing? Shouldn't we check into our hotel right now?”

Mor answered her instead. “Oh, we canceled your reservation.” She said with a smile. “Family doesn't stay at a hotel.”

Amren then said. “You're gonna stay in our home.”

Nesta was taken aback and now she didn't know what to do. So to hide her frustration, she said with fake joy. “Oh, great! Great.”

Cassian noticed the fakeness in her voice so he decided to annoy her. He slightly made the impression of struggling with her luggage, which wasn't even heavy for him, and dropped it. “God.” He said and gave her a smirk. “You're gonna wanna use your legs to lift that one.” He said and walked to the girls. Nesta held back the urge to make a vulgar gesture at him as she grabbed her things.

Emerie looked at her, then at Cassian. “Cassian! Help her with those.” She said to him. Cassian only clicked his tongue.

“I'd love to, but she won't let me do anything.” Cassian lied. He just wanted to see her struggle. “She insists on doing it all herself. She's one of those... she's a feminist.” He shrugged. The four of them saw her kick her luggage into its wheels as she began to drag it behind her. The three women on Cassian’s side looked at each other in silence before resuming to walk to where their boat was. “Come on, sweetie.~” Cassian said, knowing it annoyed her more while she struggled to pull her luggage through the rocks and gravel.

“You see the shoes she’s wearing?” Amren mumbled the comment to Mor, to which she nodded.

Later, Mor and Emerie were sorting the bags in place while Amren waited on the driver’s seat. Apparently Emerie was more into pickup trucks, Mor into cars and Amren was a master expert in boats. “This is the last of 'em.” Cassian threw one of Nesta’s back to Mor.

“Hey!” Nesta tried to stop him but she was forced to watch how her expensive bag fell and floated on the water.

“Oh… Five second rule.” Cassian only said with no concern for her bag at all.

“Got it! Got it.” Mor said, yanking the bag on time before giving it to Emirie.

“That will dry right off.” Cassian said out loud, smirking at Nesta before climbing down. Nesta was pissed at this point and decided not to follow suit.

“I'm not getting on that boat.” She said in defiance.

“You don't have to.” Cassian said simply before grinning at her. “See you in a few days.”

Nesta opened her mouth but had to swallow to try again. “You know I can't swim long distances!”

“Hence… the boat.~” Cassain said and stood on the wooden platform, waiting for her to come down. “Come on.” He held out his hand for her. Nesta just looked around and sighed. Come on. Here we go.” He said again. Nesta carefully lowered herself on the latter and climbed down. Cassian was just looking at her, taking advantage of the situation to look at her ass, marked by her leather pants. "Looking good, boss. Take your time, though.~” He said, to which she only hissed and threw him her handbag.

Mor and Emerie tilted their heads to see how slowly and insecure she was climbing down that ladder. Only Amren commented. “She comes with a lot of baggage.”

Cassian placed his hand on her ass so she wouldn't fall. “Just gonna give you a little hand here.” He said and couldn't help but squeeze a little. Nesta growled.

“Hand off ass! Off ass!” She snapped as he obliged.

“There you go. You're there.” Cassian said as Nesta managed to put a foot on the platform. When she made the attempt to turn around, she stumbled onto his chest. Cassian held her elbows with quick reflex to prevent her from falling. She somehow felt a bit calmer after feeling his strong hold on her arms, she even wondered how many women he had prevented from falling. Wait, why was she thinking that? Why was she even wondering about his own life!? She snapped out of her thoughts when Cassian cleared his voice and commented with a smirk. “Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old now.”

Nesta scoffed and pulled away from him. “You wish.” She dusted herself.

“You could’ve wore something more comfortable but you chose to let me see your ass. Hell, quite squishy too.~” Cassian purred as she felt her whole face heat up.

“Geez! You’re insufrible!” Nesta snapped in embarrassment and got on the boat, to which Mor, Emeria and even Amren were chuckling.

Cassian gasped dramatically and held his heart. “Sweetheart, you’re gonna break your daddy’s heart!~” he smirked. Nesta’s eyes shot wide open as Mor gave her a smirk.

“So you do have fun before marriage.~” She commented. Nesta covered her red face in embarrassment. But her comment did make her wonder slightly. How good was he on- She shot that thought out before she delved deeper. Control yourself, damn it! She thought to herself as they were now off, gliding through the waters at full speed.

#nessian #cassian x nesta #acotar #acosf #romance #comedy #modern au #feysand #elucien #elain x lucien #gwyneth x azriel #gwynriel #feyre x rhysand

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RANKING HAISUTE (or the ones i’ve seen so far)

not that anyone has asked me, but i’ve literally been so hyperfixated on these shows for MONTHS and although i’ve gotten my bestie into them now, it’s not like i can bombard them with all these deep-ish dives into these things and how much and why i love them, so i thought HEY why not just put it out into the ether coz DAMN i really wanna talk about them.

under the cut for length (HELLA LENGTH) and spoilers.

let me preface this first by saying i havent seen ALL the shows yet. i havent ever watched the first run of Itadaki No Keshiki, and i havent seen any of the new Karasuno cast shows yet, as by the time i had gotten hooked on these shows, the time to watch Strongest Challengers and Battle At The Garbage Dump on DMM.com had passed, and with my limited budget (i havent been able to work properly since literally mid-July last year), it’ll be a while before i can afford their twin pack DVD when it comes out next month. ALTHOUGH i am hoping to be able to download Fly High on DMM.com before the availability runs out in the middle of March, if i’ll actually have enough money for that.

additionally, i rank these from my least favorite to most favorite, but that does not mean that i hate or dislike any of them. in fact, i have little to zero negative things to say about any of these shows. i just happen to love some more than the others, and i think you’ll be able to tell by how long i go on about each show. i’ll TRY to keep things concise but im telling you now, i’ve already tried this once until an accidental button press erased everything i had written, and this will not be short. at all.

i’ll start first with the things i love about Haisute in general:

quite obviously, the projections. before i finally saw Haisute this year, i had only ever seen BNHA, KNY and Kuroshitsuji musicals, and while they have awesome set pieces, i had never seen video projections utilized the way Haisute does, and i think it’s so wonderful and creative, and so technically sound on everyone’s part. like, it has to be so precise with cast performance and blocking and sound and lights...like. dudes. shout-out to the tech staff of Haisute, y’all are amazing.

the acting performances in general. i dont think there’s a bad actor at all in any of these. some stiff-ish performances (Noah Ishikura as Lev, but mostly in SoE, which was his first time acting ever, so understandable), maybe, but even those actors do great when they’re having a pivotal moment, scene or dialogue. it’s hard to pick faves but somehow i do have them, lol - Kenta Suga as Hinata (obviously), Kentaro as Daichi, Hiroki Ino as Suga, Kousuke Asuma as Oikawa, literally ALL THREE BOKUTOS, literally BOTH AKAASHIS, Ami Saito as Yachi, Tatsunari Kimura as Kageyama, and my top two faves, Shori Kondo and Takato Nagata as KuroKen. for obvious reasons (see: my numerous gifsets that i still have so much to add to alkdjf).

the music is WONDERFUL. the varieties across shows, teams and characters while still maintaining the main themes are just so good. it’s easier for them to be highlighted to since there isnt any singing, and so many moments are told through the music rather than the music accompanying the moment imo.

the choreography is gold af. im sad we lose HIDALI after Tokyo Battle, but im sure the rest of the shows still keep that amazing spark. but i juST. HIDALI’s choreography is iconic. i’ll talk abt it a bit more in some of the entries in the list.

OKAY, now on to the rankings.

7. View from the Top (2nd Run) so again, I DONT HATE ANY OF THESE SHOWS. the reason this is at the bottom of my list is mostly because of what it doesnt have through no fault of its own, rather than anything that it does. i personally love watching character growth and evolution, so for the most part, the first story in anything that has multiple follow-ups tend to be my least favorite part, and i come to enjoy them more as a “look how far we’ve come” thing. that being said, i do think this was such an awesome show to kick-off what has become an iconic 2.5D franchise. so much of it feels like the transition from potential to kinetic energy. a little show that could, and then did. i do think i enjoy this more with a nostalgic sort of fondness than i do with a “look how cool this thing is!” feeling, but again, that’s coz i enjoy watching things changing rather than at the start. what definitely stands out to me here is that i came to it this as only my fourth 2.5D franchise, and the ones i’d watched before this were so different in staging and execution, and that really had me hooked. also, this franchise honestly is one of the best casting in any show i’ve ever seen in my life, like wtf, i havent seen a badly cast actor at all, even for the side characters i dont really pay that much attention to otherwise. you cant help but be sucked into the bright light that is Kenta Suga, and Kousuke Asuma has to be the most Oikawa Oikawa to ever Oikawa anything Oikawa. Tatsunari, Ryotaro and Justin absolutely jumped right out of the manga and anime and onto the stage as Kags, Tsukki and Asahi. and GAWD do i love me some Kentaro and Hiroki as DaiSuga. i went in a big fan and simp of Hiroki Ino and Sugawara, so for the first couple of watches, i was heavily focused on Ino!Suga, but by the third rewatch, Ken-chan came around a corner and smacked me in the face with a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire. when that man smiles, i just get murdered.

6. Start of the Giant i honestly had a hard time picking between this and InK for the bottom spot, not because i hate this (AGAIN, I DONT HATE ANY OF THESE SHOWS), but because of how this show feels to me. ultimately, i picked this one to win over InK because of how much character progression is shown between these two shows. stating the obvious, KAZUMA KAWAHARA. HOO BOY. and big, BIG shout-outs to Kouhei Shiota for portraying Tanaka’s emotional roller-coaster so excellently to stride alongside Ennoshita’s big journey and Kazuma’s powerhouse performance. i also wanna spotlight how much more comfortable Tatsuya Kageyama was in his second go-around as Kags, and how well Keita Tanaka and Naoki Tanaka came in as new(old)!Daichi and new!Suga. it took me a while to get to this show because i was so sad to lose Ken-chan and Hiroki after SoE, and i thought i just would not be able to love DaiSuga the same way. turns out that that’s a good thing, because they do play similar but different DaiSugas to Kentaro and Hiroki. it possibly also helped to know that KT wasn’t entirely new, and to have known of Naoki from BNHA (with Hiroki!), although i hadnt known it was him until i started the show up at last, lol. Kentaro got to play a captain who was warm and very much one of the boys, someone who was growing into the role of a captain of a team that had a very real chance of going farther than it had in a while, while KT got to play a Daichi who, fittingly, was more established as a pillar of the group (and im sure the storytelling of this show helped with that), more of that Dadchi that we know and love. Hiroki got to play a gentle but mischeivous Suga who was all about watching over and taking care of the team, watching and waiting for his turn while understanding that Kags was their best chance, while Naoki got to play a more active, more athletic Suga who was becoming more active the closer the team got to Nationals. their performances stood out not just coz they were new, but because of the theme of this story in particular, about captains and leading, so i thought it was quite a nice way to welcome them into the fold. i also of course enjoyed Johzenji and Wakunan, maybe Johzenji more than Wakunan. i saw someone say they’re a bit like Fukurodani and Nekoma lite, and i can totally see and agree with that. this show also feels a bit like Revival lite, in that it’s got a fun first half and then a more action-packed second match with an emotional gutpunch at the end. but ultimately, this is lower on my list because, through no major fault of its own, it felt like a filler show, considering what was coming after this. it felt a bit like “lets’ get on with this story so we can get on to the last hurrah that everyone is looking forward to.” of all the side teams to have been portrayed in the Engeki story, i feel like i remember johzenji and wakunan less. again, that’s not really anyone’s fault, it’s just where this show was positioned in the timeline and what it was ultimately representing. as a parting thought tho, i just wanna shout-out the new lighting scheme they did for this show, especially coming from SoE where there was a lot of darkness or back-lighting. this show is brighter lit in general than most of the shows that came before it, and idky exactly but i do appreciate that a lot.

5. Winners And Losers objectively, this is probably one of the top 3 shows in all of Haisute’s history. but it’s lower on my list because it is the most taxing to watch and rewatch, not because it’s too slow or anything like that, but because it really just is such a tiring story, and i think that’s deliberate on the part of the writers and directors. this was Karasuno’s first major loss, and it was against an opponent they thought they knew, so of course the lead-up had to be a big deal. it’s also a story that revolves quite a bit around kageyama reaching a turning point and learning a few lessons that would ultimately change him, so the story had to also execute that change happening not just in Kageyama but around him. add to that the fact that this was Tatsunari’s goodbye performance (as well as Shohei’s as Noya, but then he doesn’t really get a big emotional moment here) and it’s just heavy on the emotions all around. the comedic distraction of ShoriTaka as Tetsuko and Kenko was honestly quite welcome, lmao. quick little shout-out to Kousuke Asuma and Allen Kohatsu as IwaOi, since they got to really show off the different sides to both those characters in this, and they just are stellar in general. that bit at the end of one of their flashbacks where Iwa-chan tells Oikawa that he’s not the only one fighting, there’s six people in that team, and Oikawa breaks into laughter as Kousuke strips off the flashback jacket, and Iwa’s like “uuuhhh did i hit you too hard, or?” UGH, i love that bit, that almost creepy laugh from Kousuke and the way he comes out of it to say “suddenly im not so upset” is just SO good. im also so happy to see Hiroki get his due as Suga when he finally gets to step up to the plate - or net, as it were - and basically pinch-hit for Kags. he plays senpai!Suga so sweetly, like you really can’t help but love him coz he’s so caring. i also did not expect to be hit right in the feels with the switch back from him to Kageyama, but that bit where he says “it’s frustrating, but hinata’s expression when he’s hitting my sets is different from when it’s yours” really got me. and then when he had to leave the court, asahi and daichi send a fist bump his way, and he gives just this tiny fist bump wave that’s both tired and disappointed and sad, and it’s juST! it hurts me everytime. and before this gets long, im gonna just spotlight the last 10-15 minutes of the show, right after Karasuno loses. Kenta absolutely nails Hinata’s expression in the manga, that wide-eyed disbelief and shock. and then when Daichi tells him not to apologize because he didn’t miss, when Daichi just walks over and hugs him, good gawd. (sidebar, but i’m so glad i got to see that bit with both Ken-chan here and KT in Strongest Team.) and the way Hinata couldn’t move after thanking the audience, not even after Ukai called him back, so Daichi had to actually go get him? my heart was in PIECES. and then the fuggin dinner scene. LORD ABOVE. like, if you dont love Kenta Suga as Hinata, this is the scene that should convince you you’re wrong.

4. The Strongest Team this is right smack dab in the middle of the list because it’s probably the best staged show of all the seven that i’ve seen, but it also hurts me so much for all the obvious reasons. this is the one i’ve rewatched the least, and everytime i rewatch it, i cry as if it’s the first time im watching it. the whole show absolutely feels like a tribute to the Karasuno cast and all the growth they’ve had and contributed to Haisute over their three years with the show, and the entire thing feels so fond, if that makes any sense. everyone on the team gets a big emotional moment, and it’s so sweet to see them each paid tribute. aside from them, i gotta AGAIN shout-out kousuke as oikawa. i like aoba josai enough, i like oikawa enough as a character, but that moment when kousuke absolutely broke down in the locker room after losing to karasuno broke my heart, even more so knowing that he absolutely felt all that gratitude because he wasnt sure he’d be able to come back to the show coz of his hip injury. i think one little moment that doesnt get as talked about as it should is just after he and Iwaizumi have that short convo of always being each other’s partners even after they’ve moved on to different schools. they do their fist bump, and then Iwa walks away, but Kousuke/Oikawa is still absolutely in tears, and as Iwa walks off, he just kind of reaches out and lets out a pained “Iwa-chan!” that’s just barely audible, and that jUST. GETS ME EVERYTIME. hell, im feeling a little heartstring pull right now just thinking about it. i also wanna shout-out Shiratorizawa because Engeki made me actually care about them. like, okay - i dont hate Shiratorizawa, at all. but watching the anime, despite having an entire season be around them, i just never really latched onto them. i like Ushiwaka enough, and i just...dont like Tendou (sue me). but Engeki Haikyuu has a habit of spotlighting other teams and characters enough to make you actually think about them and care about them, and Shiratorizawa was the biggest example of that for me. their theme is awesome, it’s this big, deep, heavy thing that feels as big and broad as the players look. and i could feel their almost militaristic teamwork when the coach is on them, and it’s so good. speaking of Coach Washijo, shout-out to that flashback scene to his younger days. Kenta looked absolutely risible in the wig and giant eyebrows, but i think it was an important touch to have the person playing Hinata be the person playing younger Washijo, because their inner conflicts are basically the same, and Washijo comes to appreciate Hinata’s efforts because of it, so i thought that was a nice touch. (still dont like Tendou tho, sue me.) i gotta end this entry coz it’s getting long, so im just gonna quickly list my favorite scenes/moments:

Yamaguchi’s pinch serve, and bringing out the spear. Kairi Miura wields that spear like he’s been doing it all his life.

Tsukki’s big “GODDAMMIT I THINK I LOVE VOLLEYBALL NOW” moment. the expression on ryotaro’s face right at the end of that scene, where he’s basically saying “it’s just a club, AND YET!” uuuggggghhhh, please i love it. also, shout-out to when Hinata pointed at him and just said “...nice.” like...that always feels like only half Hinata and Tsukki, and more half-Kenta and his best friend Ryotaro, just like the “Tsukki! that one was worth a 100 points!” line that absolutely gets Ryotaro so that on the live cam he had to turn his head away before he meant to for the next bit.

that moment in the last-ish set of the match where everyone is just DESPERATE to win, so it becomes this frantic rally and volley where everyone just starts to grunt and yell louder and louder, and people are running back and forth and jumping and diving, and it’s just this cacophony of sound and blur of movement that just seems to stretch on and on, until finally Shiratorizawa just yells “SHUT UP! WE’RE STRONGER!” and knocks all of Karasuno down. WHEW. that bit is just. WHEW. i almost always forget to breathe at that point. and then the waterworks get turned on as Ukai tearfully tells them to get back up, because volleyball is a sport where you HAVE to look up. LORDDDDD.

the bit towards the end of the match, after tsukki returns from his injury, where they absolutely acted out Ushiwaka pushing Hinata and Tsukki to the floor and holding their heads down. when i first watched it, i gasped because that is straight out of the anime and manga, and then when the rest of Karasuno came in to pull Ushi off, i just turned into a giant sobbing mess.

the graduation curtain call, obviously, but in particular, the bit that will ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, destroy me is when Kenta says “this show was so tiring and tough sometimes, but when i look back, all i can remember are the good times, the best times.” GODDAMMIT IM TEARING UP BADLY RN JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT BIT.

3. Summer Of Evolution this is where the lines between the rankings get a little bit blurred, because i love these top three equally for the most part, but i had to choose a number two (i absolutely know what my number one is), and when i really think about it, SoE just gets edged out by my number two, but barely. i think what i love the most about this show is that this, more than any of the other shows, really portrays these characters as high school kids. and that’s not just because part of the story is set in the school and it’s actually showing the school sometimes, but coz they’re going through and portraying teenage experiences and emotions. most of the other shows portray the team in matches, so we’re seeing them more as volleyball players than teenagers or students, but we get to finally see that here, and it’s really refreshing. other than that, im gonna try to just list some of my highlights and favorites again coz i dont wanna keep going too long:

im so glad to finally have girls on the show, and not just in a “YAY FEMINISM! GIRL POWER! WHOO!” kind of way. kiyoko has always felt like an inextricable part of the team for me, so it was bittersweet to have such a great Karasuno cast but without a Kiyoko, so i was REALLY happy to finally get her here! and for a first time actor ever, Shizune was so awesome! she absolutely has that gentle strength that Kiyoko has, and the way she’s been written in absolutely does feel like she’s always been there. i do wish she got more to do with the third year boys, but all in all, it’s SO good to have an actual Kiyoko who absolutely looks like she came out of the manga.

im also just so DAMN happy about Yachi and her portrayal here. i think ami saito is so dang perfect, and yachi is such a fun addition that fits right in with the chaotic fun of Karasuno. one thing that i REALLY love, though, is how she gets to just act. before Haisute, my only experience of female characters and actors on a 2.5D stage is with Uraraka (and two or three other female students) in BNHA and Elizabeth in Kuroshitsuji, and those characters are your typical cutesy girls, and their movements and body language are so typically girly, you know what i mean, those softer arms and smaller movements, looser fingers, these little “Kyaa~” things, those things. but Kiyoko, Yachi and Saeko arent like that, so that’s not how they’re portrayed here. Ami as Yachi is just as loud and expressive and active as the Karasuno boys, bar actually playing in a match. also, her chemistry with Kenta is SO GOOD. i dont really ship YachiHina, i think they’re cute friends, but BOY DID THESE TWO MAKE ME RETHINK THAT. ami’s Yachi with Kenta’s Hinata made me think “YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THESE TWO GO ON A CHAPERONED DATE.” they’re adorable. a particular fave of mine is when hinata climbs a tree to help a baby bird back into its nest and he asks Yachi if she wants to climb up too, and also after Yachi finishes making the Hinata poster, she jumps onto the back of Hinata’s bike and they ride off-stage together. PLEASE IT’S SO CUTE.

also: SAEKO NEE-SAN PLEASE STEP ON ME.

OH HI FUKURODANI. they are such good chaos boys, i love them. i dont have much to say about them here just yet, but WOW im so glad to have them onstage at last.

NEKOMA IS BACK THANK GAWD I LOVE NEKOMA. of all the teams portrayed, i think nekoma is the one that feels the most connected together (AHA!). like, even when they have a new character and/or cast member, the new ones never really stand out as new, they feel like they’ve always been there. this play really showcases the teams at their most casual so we dont get to see as much of their excellent teamwork and connection as we do in past and future shows, but you really get a sense of their family dynamic and just GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, and honestly dont get me started on ShoriTaka, i will literally never stop

shout-out to Tatsuya Kageyama, he had big shoes to fill not just in terms of character but also as an actor, since this is his first show ever. much like with KT and Naoki as DaiSuga, it does feel like he plays a similar enough Kageyama without just mimicing Tacchu. this is also the right Kags arc to introduce a new Kageyama actor with as well, since there’s a big change after that loss to Aoba Josai and Oikawa, so i think the writing of the show also absolutely helped Kage-chan ease into his role, and helped the audience ease into this new Kageyama. overall, i think he did an awesome job, and we’re really fortunate to have had two awesome Kageyamas before gen 1/1.5 changed to gen 2.

i also just noticed/realized that the backstage video for SoE starts with the introduction of Kage-chan and Fucchi as new cast members, and ends with the farewell to Ken-chan and Hiroki as graduating members, and i know that’s just natural coz the first time the Karasuno cast met the two new members was at the photoshoot for visuals, but also what a nice little circle of life there.

COMING INTO THE HOMESTRETCH NOW, if you’ve made it this far, thank you SO MUCH, im sorry, i really just have a tendency to ramble, and like i said, i dont really have anyone or an opportunity to talk this deep about these shows to, so thanks so much for your time.

2. Karasuno, Revival! WHEW okay, so idk if this is Unpopular Opinion or controversial coz objectively it is the best show so far, and i’ve put it only at number 2. BUT LISTEN: before i saw Tokyo Battle, this was absolutely my number 1 favorite. the Dateko match is so good and so fun to watch, and honestly, that rap battle gives me so much life im almost immortal now. i LOVE that they also got to show ikejiri (THANK YOU KENTA SUGA) and ken-chan as daichi got his moments because of it, and it gave us “katou tou shinakya, katenai!” as an iconic quote and theme for the show, we got a fantastic moment for Asahi that was paid off from the previous show, also honestly “otchita kyougo, tobenai garasu” is just gonna be stuck in your head forever for a while. we also got Kousuke and Allen’s excellent IwaOi back, bringing with them their “Iwa-chan, are you my mom” dynamic (and gawd the cackle i let out when Iwa yeets a volleyball at Oikawa, or that turn and yell that makes Oikawa yelp as he exits off stage lkasdjf), which is always a plus. but! BUT!! best thING FOR ME???? NEKOMA, BABY!! like im sorry, im biased, but i fuggin LOVE nekoma, kuroo is my favorite character in the entire series, and Haisute really gave them a fantastic story and dynamic, because again, there’s so much you can do on stage that you sometimes cant do in anime or manga, so they were really able to highlight Nekoma’s famous teamwork, especially when centered around Kenma. more on that later, but like. it was just such a JOY to watch Karasuno, still kind of scattered puzzle pieces at this point trying to figure out how to best go together to create one big picture, go up against the smooth teamwork of Nekoma, and learn and grow from it. also they honestly have the best team theme music and team dance, fite me. also thank you Haisute for making KuroDai so painfully real lakdsfj

1. Tokyo Battle okay okaY OKAY OKAY OKAY. i think there are some people who actually like this the least coz it’s just too different from the rest of the shows that came before it - no Karasuno, less projections, different music style, aesthetically different stage, etc. B U T. aside from me just being biased because Nekoma are my favorite team, i actually think many of those differences are what makes this show my favorite one. first of all, the music is LIT AF. the themes for each team are so distinct, they really help play up the animal motifs that are played up the most in this show than in any of the others. secondly, THAT CHOREOGRAPHY THO. good gawd. HIDALI said “it’s our last Haisute, let’s go out with a bang” and they really fuggin did. Fukurodani absolutely is TOKYO PARTY TIME, they got to really play up their party birds schtick and i love it. Nohebi i cannot HELP but love because i love snakes, but also, with Nohebi’s cast, you can tell the choreographers were so happy to finally have an actual technical dancer. they had yuu fukuzawa doing the most and then some in playing up the snake theme, and it’s literally so hypnotic to watch his pops, locks and isolations. he’s also just such an AWESOME daisho, and it helps that nohebi are written to be cunning and sneaky. i also love that he and Kuroo seem to actually have a lot of untold history, and i kind of wish we could get a bit more elaboration on that, coz Yuu’s and Shori’s chemistry as frenemy team captains is SO GOOD. and then of course. NEKOMA, BABY!! so okay. kenma absolutely should be the lead of this show, and he is, BUT he’s also, to a certain extent, inextricable from Kuroo and the rest of the team, so that you dont always get that feeling of Kenma being in the spotlight the same way Hinata is (for understandable reasons since Nekoma arent even really the main characters of the story as a whole), and i think that’s important because, again, Nekoma is all about that teamwork and connection. like, Kenma is the lead because he thinks for Nekoma, and Nekoma acts accordingly, instead of how it is usually where the story is showing Hinata’s perspective alone. it also feels like that in terms of the actors. like, technically Takato is zachou, and he is, but also several times in the curtain call speeches, the cast members refer to or mention both Takato and Shori together. even Takato says that when he had spoken to Kenta about how nervous he was about taking up the zachou mantle from him, Kenta had said “if it’s you and shori, you’ll be fine.” they are a unit, and it really comes across in their portrayals of Kuroo and Kenma as well, and even if you love nothing else about this show, you literally cannot help but love that about them. i think the show does a great job revolving the Nekoma team dynamic around that too without making it the ONLY thing that keeps Nekoma together. the star of the show is absolutely the theme of “connection” (more than the other theme of promises), and if you’ve seen the show and you dont cry at the “Tsunage” section as Nekoma wins the match against Nohebi, then are you really watching the show lmao.

OKAY OKAY I’VE REALLY RAMBLED ON, and if you made it all the way here, THANK YOU AND IM SORRY. but also, there’s still a lot of things i wanna talk about that i didnt talk about here coz im mostly a scatterbrain and live half my life radiating BDE - Bokuto Dumbass Energy. so if you’re also ridiculously obsessed with these shows and wanna talk about it, my inbox is open. someone come hyperfixate with me while i make SO MANY MORE GIFSETS OHMYGOD ALL THE GIFSETS geezas crust when i get to Tokyo Battle i will be insufferable.

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✵ zloane , bravier , nyla and sean

ZIGGY & SLOANE

their first impression of your muse:

sexy. tugged on her hair literally the first time he saw her hadn’t even had a conversation bt was just like target? located. going? ✈️ annoy her. probably initially just thought she was only at the skate park bc sean was n was like 🙄 then she cld actually skate n he was like 😏 liked that she gave him shit. found it funny pushing her buttons. liked her eyes. probably was like wtf is in the fuckin water in this town yo why all my friends got hot sisters that shit aint right tryna make me a dog....... not that he was even. phased by betraying those boundaries bt. still. i won’t lie his main first impression was probably jst damn bit hot when she glares at me like that. KJHFSGKSJHGKGHSFKGH

current impression:

knows her a little more than he likes to know people. favourite person to argue w. can possibly skate better than him bt if she said so he’d be like “ur off ur fuckin tits man” n then practice secretly on his own for hours that night n get 9457295 scrapes. doesn’t like talking abt her dad like him so one time he put a firework in his mailbox n never admitted it was him. has reactions to youtube videos tht make him snort. quite funny in general rly. drinks a lot not that he can judge it’s just sometimes he notices n once he even snatched her cup n drank the rest so she couldn’t. played it off as their typical fuckery bt he isn’t sure what that feeling was. hasn’t been concerned often enough to know it by name. finds her hot at inappropriate moments like when a movie chara’s dying n he’s meant to be sad. finds her hot when she pisses him off too. thinks mayb she likes the excuse to hold onto him when she rides on his vespa but he kind of likes it too so he’s not about to call it out bc “he isn’t about that deep shit”.

are they attracted to your muse?:

KFJHGKJGHFGKFHSGKSHGKSFGH. imagine i was jst like no <3... yes. he likes to act like he’s less so than he is bt it’s obvious.

something they find frightening about your muse:

i wouldn’t say it frightens him bt sometimes he catches her looking at him a certain way n it unsettles him but he doesn’t know why. usually just pretends he didn’t catch it.

something they find adorable about your muse:

he likes her short hair he’s always ruffling it n tugging on it. whenever she hs bumps n scrapes n bruises from falling off her board n getting back on over n over again jst never giving up or giving a fk. when she acts like she isn’t jealous.

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:

umm. no. he’s an asshole. KGJSHFKGHSKFHGSKFGHKGH. sighs.

would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:

no..... sees that as dangerous territory wouldn’t wna blur the lines. looks away.

one word my muse would use to describe yours:

baddie. FKGJHSKGHFGSFHGSKGHSFKHG. demonic (when they’ve had a fight).

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no. he loves to argue w her but it never feels that Real u know... more like flirting. even when they’re rly pissed off. wld never enter that territory he hates shit like tht w a passion. cue round of applause from the audience for this absolutely low bar.

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

i feel like they’re not rly huggy people...... ziggy probably puts his arm around her a lot tho he loves doing that. hs kissed her more times than he can count too n doesn’t plan on stopping

BRADLEY & XAVIER

their first impression of your muse:

funny. mean in a more digestible way than she was used to. he had barbs n she liked the way people winced when they tried to swallow his company. when she got paired w him for a class project she met his eyes across the room n he didn’t quickly look away like most ppl. something abt that intrigued her. a sharp fingernail inside her head kept having to itch at something n she realised it was the urge for him to call her a bad name. this weird craving to hear an angry word inside his mouth just for her. she used to think that’s what someone wanting her was like. still does sometimes. this both pissed her off n caught her attention which is a bit of an accomplishment fr someone who gets bored by everyone n everything.

current impression:

his heart’s more good than she expected. it felt a bit like having a cat drop a dead mouse at ur doorstep that u don’t know what to do with when she realised that. she felt uncomfortably like her mother when she couldn’t get out of his bed bc she was too depressed n that rly made her feel like. ill honestly. he did all the right things but suddenly she just felt sick abt the whole situation which is Not the normal reaction to ur bf caring about u but bradley doesn’t understand ppl caring abt her. felt more like pity. she thinks he’s better off. she misses him sometimes bt then she reminds herself she doesn’t miss people. does a good job of believing it. one of the best ppl she’s dated not that she’d say it.

are they attracted to your muse?:

yes..... ws probably. unhinged n rabid when they were dating. very good at hiding it now however. cold at the drop of a hat.

something they find frightening about your muse:

that he witnessed her being vulnerable............ literally grosses her out so much like she’d rather die than. anyone see her like that. when they were dating she’d get paranoid her dad wld somehow find out too n smthn wld happen to him for it. it ws definitely weird for her like the fact she even cared enough to consider tht.

something they find adorable about your muse:

adorable is rly not a word that fits into bradley’s vocabulary GHSFGHSFKGHSFKG bt hm. maybe if he ever tried to tell her what to do one time even casually. she’d b like awww..... u think i do what anyone tells me? that’s so fucking sweet.

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:

in most cases no :/..... however if it was smthn to do w the guys that work for her dad then ya she’d put herself in danger to avoid him being in it.

would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:

i mean she has in the past bt bradley’s idea of dates is like. starting a bar fight together. getting thrown out of a club n both falling over into trash cans in a dingy back alley. stealing a car. breaking into a random house n fking in a stranger’s bed. fking in the bk of a movie theatre w a horror movie screening. definitely not dinner or anything like tht. she wldn’t now........ they’re not exactly in a place fr that.....

one word my muse would use to describe yours:

ex. whatever. i know it’s not one word but “some guy”. FGHSKGHFGKSHG >_>

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no. she’s a violent person bt not xavier.

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

NO hugging...................... she fronts like she wldn’t kiss him bt like. if a discussion got heated n they were in each other’s faces who’s to say.

NYLA & SEAN

their first impression of your muse:

strange little fella which is a very high compliment. kind of reminded them of an animated turtle come to life in the human realm altho they honestly don’t have an explanation for that it’s just the way their brain works. they love the turtles in finding nemo tho so maybe there’s some sort of correlation. very nice face. they kind of wanted to hold his head like a bowling ball just so they could examine it properly. i feel like when they first met him they probably reached out n smoothed a sticky label onto his forehead that said ‘catfish in chernobyl’ n they had one on their forehead that was blank n then they just wafted a pen mid air n were like ‘wanna play guesses?’ even tho that isn’t the name of the game. as if that was just. a completely normal introduction to someone. FGKHSKHGSFKGHSFKG. feel like sean wld have rolled w that tho so nyla was like :P i like.... if they played another round they’d give sean another sticky label that said ‘the loneliest whale in the world’ n then it’d start a whole conversation abt how nyla thinks they can speak whaleish. (whale spin on elvish).

current impression:

sean makes them think of that artificial blue raspberry flavour some popsicles have n how it’s always rly fun when they stain ur tongue. sweet n exuberant n leaves a bright impression. he lets them ride on his skateboard sometimes rolling along being lead by them holding his hand n nyla likes to shut their eyes like they’re a bird sailing above the clouds. one of their favourite things to do especially when the sun’s out. bc of this nyla thinks sean was a bird in his past life but not a greedy one like a seagull or a plain one like a pigeon. maybe a bluebird bc of his eyes. he makes them laugh a lot. they entrusted him to babysit their children (as pictured) in his hair for a whole day and night once n they had lots of fun with him so nyla thinks he’s very trustworthy and kind. he also is rly easy to talk to like they cld randomly be like “i’ve been thinking lately that maybe homer simpson could’ve been a good figure skater” n sean wldn’t look at them like they’ve lost their marbles he’d just go w it. they like his company a lot.

are they attracted to your muse?:

😏

something they find frightening about your muse:

ummm nothing in particular altho one time when they were rly tripping out bc his eyes are blue n it got them thinking abt the ocean n they always think they can talk to ghosts underwater so they were kind of like. thinking abt ghosts whenever they looked him in the eyes. maybe covered their own w their hands n if sean asked why they told him abt it. suddenly he shut his eyes to make them feel better n it turned into a whole thing where nyla had to lead him around the party like a guide dog.

something they find adorable about your muse:

his nose. watching him talk to his siblings. his hands.

would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:

😌 yea

would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:

yes............ feel like they’d have fun if they went anywhere tbh........ cn imagine them at a fair eating from the same cotton candy n chattering as they point out things. nyla trying to do that hammer game where u make the meter reach the top n lifting the hammer in the air n falling backwards bc it was heavier than they anticipated.... sean yelling like man down man down..... mayb they take a tab n suddenly the fair is so scary they’re like 😳 we’re in danger...

one word my muse would use to describe yours:

silly (affectionate). sailor (also term of endearment). gnome (same thing again). cool.

would my muse slap yours if they could?:

no ur sick....

would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

ya to both. jst suddenly had a vision too of nyla being cold one time n clinging to sean from the front like a bushbaby in a hug as he carries her around. suddenly this mode of transportation hs happened more thn once (godmod) (contact my lawyers if u dare bebe) (bitch) (i take it back) (it wasn’t right alli it jst wasn’t right) (pelase forigev m eim shakign)

#juvinile #ziggy | sloane #bradley | xavier #nyla | sean #drugs tw #abuse tw #mayb implied fr some briefly mentioned aspects of bradley's mindset #this was such a bertha bt i did it as special treat for allison my beloved.....

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iamnotsensical · 4 years

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What’s My Hand Without Your Heart To Hold

@greensaplinggrace asked: “Geralt x Yennefer "tell me you love me" with upset/hurt Yennefer doing the asking”

(I’m not gonna lie. Idk if I can add tags to a response to an ask? plus I wanted a cut in this so it wasn’t super long? So forgive me for not answering your ask directly. Depending on the lengths of the stories I might do this again, or answer your ask directly next time. WHo knows. There are NO RULES!) ((There is probably etiquette tho, so if I do something dumb just lmk <3 ))

Yennefer stared at herself in the mirror, a panic she hasn’t felt in ages rushing through her. She doesn’t know how long this will last. She certainly doesn’t know how she will fix it if it does not wear on it’s own. To top it all off, she doesn’t even know who to punish for this incredibly vile joke.

That is what it was. A joke. A prank. All three of them had been subject to it, something slipped into their drinks. If Yennefer dwelled on it, she knew somewhere that it was because she’d been with Geralt and Jaskier and that pair always got themselves into trouble. She knew that someone in this backwards town had taken issue with a witch, a witcher, and a bard sitting together and drinking ale in this ridiculous tavern. That that someone spiked their drinks with a potion.

It seemed the potion’s purpose was to return the victim to their most natural state. It affected Jaskier first, of course. The bard’s hair greyed through the inks he used to keep it dark brown. The wrinkles he so cleverly kept away with ointments, magic, or make up revealed themselves. With no defenses against the magic he quickly aged to his appropriate appearance. The man was nearly fifty now, and so far their quest to stop his aging had been unsuccessful. (If in the dark of night, held tightly in Yennefer’s arms, Geralt admitted that he feared losing Jaskier more than most? It went forgotten in daylight the next morning. Well . . . not forgotten. But definitely not addressed.)

Next Geralt shifted beside them and Yennefer’s eyes widened. His hair turned dark brown, nearly black. His eyes . . . a soft almost grey-ish blue. He looked at her with a funny little smile quietly asking, “What’s wrong?” Yennefer could see that his fangs had all but vanished. It was peculiar, and she nearly commented on it until she saw the tankards both men were holding.

She realized she was holding the same.

It was only then that she felt the tight coiling in her back.

Quickly, Yennefer dismissed herself and retreated up the stairs. Neither of her companions had ever seen her- disfigurement, but her lover was quite familiar with the expanse of her body. The one she’d carefully constructed and demanded she was given. As she walked she felt herself convulse and she covered her mouth with her hand. It hurt. Still, she stumbled back to their room and locked the door behind her. In a step she stood in front of the mirror and gazed upon it with horror.

She was, once again, the beast she’d been born as.

She heard the knocking on the door and stood tense as she stared at herself. Geralt stood on the other side of the door. He knocked gently, but the worry was evident in his voice. “Yen? . . . Are you- okay?” He asked gruffly.

She could hear as he huffed at himself, knowing that he recognized how stupid a question that was. At any other time she would have ridiculed him for such obtuse nonsense, but now? She strode back to the door and held it shut as though it wasn’t locked already. “Geralt, I am fine, but I need you to go now. Alright?” She requested.

“Right. Yeah. That’s not going to happen, open the door.” He said evenly.

Yennefer shook her head, “We’ve been given a potion. Go check on your bard.” She said through the thick wood of the door.

Geralt clearly had anticipated such a defense and huffed a laugh, “I already did. Before I came up here. It has done us no damage, and I’m sure it will wear away . . . Come on now, let me in. Let me see you as you are-”

“No.” She said sharply. On the other side of the door, Geralt didn’t move. She knew he wouldn’t either. Yennefer took a slow breath. “You do not want to see me like this and I do not want you to see me like this. You should go. I will return when I am better.”

There was a long beat of silence and Geralt spoke softly. “Yennefer . . . ? If it means so much to you, I will not require that you reveal yourself to me. I do not wish to pry . . . but- if you can bring yourself to, I would like to use this as an opportunity to prove to you that my sentiments for you go far deeper than your appearance . . .”

Damn the witcher and his ridiculous observations. Yennefer bit the inside of her cheek, “Tell me you love me.” She demanded quietly, voice barbed with thorns and anger.

“I love you.” Geralt said without hesitation.

Yennefer dug her fingernails into her palms and swallowed hard. Slowly she stepped back and pulled the door open. Her eyes stayed resolutely on Geralt’s face, looking for those old familiar expressions of disgust and revulsion. There was a slow moment of realization and- guilt?

Geralt cleared his throat, “I- teased you when we first met. For the possibility of a clubbed foot.” He recalled quietly. Of course, Yennefer wouldn’t have wanted to reveal herself if she thought he would judge something so trivial. He shook his head and stepped forward. He left enough space for Yennefer to retreat if she wanted to, but did not hesitate to show his desire to be close to her. “However could I have been so foolish to suggest something like that could hide your beauty.”

Yennefer couldn’t help but scoff, annoyance on her face covering her skepticism. “You mock me. Don’t worry, I will fix this-”

Geralt frowned. “There is nothing to fix.” He said evenly. “You are beautiful now, you were beautiful then. And regardless of your appearance you are powerful and cunning and sharp. You don’t need me to tell you that, but I am happy to remind you when you have forgotten.” He stated.

The mage stared at Geralt, some of the anger melting to reveal the insecurity. She knew that he was right. And at some point in her life she decidedly dismissed anyone who had ever looked down upon her when she looked like this. She knew that she was strong and beautiful regardless of what she looked like. She knew that there was beauty in her imperfections. All these were things her mind understood and beliefs she’d instilled in Cirilla for as long as she could remember . . . and yet? When she’d looked in that mirror, and seen herself as she was before? She struggled to see the beauty in the crooked nature of her spine. In the jutted discomfort of her jaw. Those facts her mind knew became background noise to the criticism her heart remembered. She looked at Geralt carefully and offered a soft, guarded, “Tell me you love me?” It wasn’t a demand this time. It was a request. A request that his voice be used to amplify those facts again. She didn’t need his help to hear them, but- he was offering it. His comfort made it easier to listen.

Geralt spoke with no hesitation. “I love you, Yennefer. Every version of you there is, because always you are beautiful and strong and good.”

#my witcher fic tag #my prompts #geralt x yennefer #does anyone call it gennefer?#yeralt #hurt/comfort #geralt of rivera #witcher yennefer

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trailerparkflower · 5 years

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I’ve always been a big believer in Steve being neglected, but we don’t really have much to go on the his dad is an asshole because he neglects him? The only proof that he’s never around is that his parents took a trip for a few days in ST 1? If he does have anxiety issues and problems with insecurity it could be for a whole host of reasons? It could be to do with his friends or even a different type of abuse? Why do you think it’s neglect specifically (I’m not arguing just wondering!)

Im think its several things-neglect, emotional abuse and idk maybe even a physical abuse too tho im not completely sure about this one.

Steve does talks about his father a lot, boy def has some Daddy Issues, and every damn time he talks about him in a negative way. trying to remember all the info he said, its-

1) His dad going to a business trip and his mom goes with him, because she doesn't trust him, on what Tommy snickers and says something like she is right to not trust him, hinting what Steves dad isn't loyal and probably cheats on his wife. Much for Steve trust issues and a problem with Nancy being in her room w Jonathan....with that type of family dysfunction it's not a surprise what hes considers the worst immediately.

also, for the record, his parents leaves him, their only 17 yo son, alone in the big ass house JUST as another boy from town went missing and all town is paranoid. that just screams neglect

2) then when Barb went missing Steve was scared what his parents will MURDER him for drinking beer on their lil party, particularly because his dad is a grade-A asshole. So this is where we get what his parents are strict. that's important

later, Nancy asks, did Steve got into troubles w his parents, and he answers, totally but u know, who cares (HE CARES!), screw them

3) when Nance looks at his essay, he is incredibly nervous and gives up on it immediately, like a drama queen he is, ripping the paper and saying what he's gonna end up working on his dad anyway. he looks so doomed. once again, he is super insecure person esp about being dumb. i feel like Tommy indeed joked about this but did he started Steves complex? don't think so.....

4) Steve works at Scoops Ahoy just because his dad made him to, from Steve words: i couldn't even get into tech and my douchebag dad is trying to teach me a lesson, and also says what he has no future

5) did u ever noticed how Steve eats at Barb parents? he is kinda messy and he eats like he was starving and just showes big ass portions into his mouth what he can barely put in here. same w bananas, he eats em like a chipmunk x) when Robin told about her Tammy crush, she also mentioned how Steve always got the same sandwich every day, and how messy he ate it, leaving crumbs all around.

u can say hes just a messy boy but honestly? with strict parents like that? i think it's super weird. it's like if he mostly sat and ate alone all his life, without parents to scold him about manners. its not how rich preppy boys eat. it's kinda wild thing

6) his dependency on Nancy while they dated. its like she is his girlfriend, mentor, friend, older sister/mother all in one. it's hard for him to spend time separately and he is super duper clingy and needy. It's like he is touch starved and lost and lonely

7) things what Joe said, what he and Duffers decided what Steve and his father have big father-son struggles, and what Joe thinks what Steve eventually gonna be a sweet dad. “I think he`ll be better than Steves dad is to him, thats for sure”

Joe also mentioned what Steve is an insecure character from day one(+always putting himself down), and also he says what Steve is immature in a lot of ways. it's all kinda links toward the family issues im think.

8) Steves a bit weird relationships and reactions on other boys/men.

9) the simple fact what his parents didn't showed up in ALL THE 3 SEASONS. and he is one of the major characters with a big amount of screen time. hinting what his parents arent around mostly.

so yeah im think there is a lot to unpack.....i hope what at least season 4 will show us Steves parents or im gonna get really mad ghfkl

#steve harrington #n his daddy issues #character meta #harringrove #stranger things

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qillermeme · 4 years

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4, 12, 19, 40, 49, 66, 70, 93, for the weird asks please (sorry so many but you are just so interesting an i want to know more)

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? i was well liked by my teachers, i was a smart and curious student, tho often precocious. they held me back in 1st grade because of my gender identity issues, but they just worded it like i was having issues making friends, but the truth is i had plenty, but all my friends were boys and we did boy things. the second 1st grade teacher told my mom more directly that i was having gender identity issues and i was probably going to grow up to be a lesbian and she should prepare herself. of course my mom didnt tell me that until i was an adult. that techer always went out of her way to make me feel special and not treat me weird like other adults did. i went to catholic school for 2nd and 3rd and that was the worst. i got in trouble all the time for questioning the bible stories and the lack of logic. i was always being punished for being poor (not bringing food in to donate or not being able to selling candy bars in my poorass neighborhood or having ratted or dirty clothes) the other parents complained that i was gay and told their kids not to play with me. i didnt realize any of this at the time, thank god. its fair to say everyone there hated me, from the nun to the teachers to the students and their parents. i even got my art taken out of the school display at the local art fair because of some bullshit reason that made no sense. ugh. but the rest of elem. sch. was alright. i made friends with girls and boy (of course they all ended up being the gay kids lol) so the feed back was all good from the teachers except i was always late and often missed school. but that was because my mother was on drugs and would keep us home a lot when she felt guilty or whatever.

12. name of your favorite playlist? love||sick

19. sleeping position? i try to sleep on my back with my arms at my side because its best for my chronic pain, but i toss and turn. my cat bella sleeps in my armpits usually, so that helps keep me on my back. she sleeps with me for about 98% of my time in bed. she gets up and has a snack and poos and comes right back. so usually my sleeping position is just me trying not to disturb her and also snuggle her and also no let her lick me too much (since shes hairless the barbs on her tongue arnt dulled as much as a reg. cat so her licks are extra scratchy and painful on more sensitive spots, like my damn arm pit or neck.) when im sleeping with a S.O. i like to be touching them in some way, even if its just our feet, i want to have some part of me on them.

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? hmm.. well columbine happened when i was in high school. suddenly we werent allowed to wear all the things we had been wearing, trench coats, chain wallets, marilyn manson t-shirts. everything got really tense and it emotional. one of my friends tore up a bible at lunch the week before and got his ass beat by the foot ball team, after columbine everyone was terrified of us. utterly terrified.

49. what saying or quote do you live by? there are a ton, but the one thats screaming the loudest in my head right now, ‘the riot is the language of the unheard.’ and always always, ‘the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few’.

66. favorite flower(s)? sun flowers, dandelions, daisies, bleeding hearts are amazing, snap dragons of course, and actually im just a whore for plants and flowers in general but i like simple ones the most.

70. left or right handed? actually i am ambidextrous, tho i primarily use my left for writing and eating, i use my right for most everything else and am right hand dom in sports stuffs. i cant paint and do calligraphy with my right as well.

93. nicknames? my god, there are so many. so fucking many. here are just some of the favorites- melvis, melmo, melonious thunk, aMELzing, melticia (morticia addams), melvira (elvira) me el, meleficent, bee.. my mama calls me ‘goobie’ and melvyn used to be a nickname and now its my real name. anything mel related or rhyming, ive heard it.

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intivna · 4 years

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INTIVNA’S FOLLOW FOREVER.

alright, my friends, here i go...

truth to be said: ni siquiera sé por dónde empezar. fue un año muy cambiante este 2019 para mí, me trajo momentos muy, muy hermosos y de pronto me encontré en lugares muy, muy feos i can’t really play dumb and not metion that bUT what i will say is,,, creo mucho en las energías renovadas, en convertir todo lo feo en un aprendizaje, en encontrar un poco de color en días grises so,,, me voy a enfocar en destacar lo lindo, que por suerte es un montón.

personally, fue un año de vivir mi creatividad a pleno, fue un año de sonrisas, de ideas, de progreso y de mucha superación. un año de conocer gente hermosa, de leer muchísimo talento en el dash, de aprender de toda la gente increíble con la que me crucé. tuve la posibilidad de darle vida a un proyecto bellísimo y que todavía atesoro en un lugar muy importante de mi corazón, diría que ese fue mi highlight del año dentro de esta plataforma y no podría estar más agradecida. fue un año que me dio muchas cosas y que me hizo plantarme a mí misma en un lugar en el que nunca me había reconocido and for that i thank you all. toda mi experiencia en tumblr va de la mano de la compañía de ustedes, de su amistad o su interés, de sus plots y la posibilidad de poder leerles a diario y motivarme de mil maneras. so tHANK YOU.

espero que el 2020 les llegue con mucho amor, mucha paz, muchos colores, muchas experiencias y con muchos deseos y metas que cumplir, tanto acá adentro como en sus vidas personales. que el año llegue con viajes, con posibilidades, con crecimiento y con mucha hambre, hambre de más y de seguir, de tirar y no bajar los brazos a pesar de cualquier obstáculo que pueda llegar a caernos en el camino. deseo, con todo el corazón, seguir cruzándome y compartiendo con ustedes y que siempre nos encontremos entre palabras lindas, personajes que adoremos y mucho ( mucho ! ) angst. les adoro.

como si el testamento no fuese suficiente ( por favor, recuerden mis audios de quince minutos y comprendan la forma en la que estoy censurándome por el mero hecho de escribir jsjsjs ) acá van algunas palabritas individuales.

♡ dear mimi ╱ @apxthetics.

you’ve been my rock and my partner in crime. no había tenido la suerte de encontrarme con una persona tan hermosa por estos lares until you came around. te lo dije un montón de veces, pero le agradezco al mundo por haberte traído a mi vida. ojalá algún día pueda llegar a ser la mitad de todo lo que vos sos because maaaaan you’re amazing. por un 2020 que nos agarre incluso más juntas y compartiendo igual que como lo hicimos todos estos meses. te amo.

♡ dear momo ╱ @penumbrv.

i’m just gonna talk for myself but,,, beyond everything that went down: i’m thankful for you. por vos y por todo lo que compartimos más allá de cualquier diferencia que hayamos tenido en el camino. sos alguien que me tiene incondicionalmente incluso si pasamos meses sin hablar. just call and i’ll be there right by your side kicking booty. así que los mejores deseos para vos, tus cosas, tus proyectos y todo lo que te rodee en este nuevo año.

♡ dear barbs ╱ @getbctter.

you deserve a great year. you really do. espero que el 2020 te trate mejor de lo que lo hizo este año. sos alguien muy especial y de colores hermosos ( even tho todavía no te hice la nueva lectura ) y ufff creo que es tu momento de seguir concretando metas, porque tenés muchas y son todas increíbles. no tenés techo, sos alguien muy singular en un mundo donde muchas personas resultan ser figurita repetida and there for,,, i want all the good pretty things in the world to happen to you.

♡ dear gonza ╱ @hvmart.

my man. ni sé si veas esto pero vos no te podés quedar afuera a pesar de que este año no roleaste un pedo?????? how dare you???? tbh sé que este fue un año hermoso para vos y que el siguiente va a serlo incluso todavía más so i’m so damn happy for you. gracias por ser ese amigo al que puedo escribirle a las tres de la mañana sabiendo que vas a estar ahí, por todo tu talento y por tu compañía, porque siempre estás aunque no estés ( you know what i mean ). i love you. deeply.

♡ dear andrea, halley, andy, vee and solaris ╱ @gvldns, @lvnademiel, @canyvnmoon, @artevmisa, @mvtapvcs.

a algunas de ustedes las conozco desde hace más tiempo y con otras me encontré este año. con algunas hablo muy seguido y con otras no tanto. that doesn’t really matter at this point. las quiero mucho. son todas increíbles y demasiado talentosas to hang around me ah jsjsj. no but really, ojalá sigamos encontrándonos, compartiendo y escribiendo cositas preciosas as we have been doing all this time.

♡ dear cata, renée, v, annie and jose ╱ @neonrivcr, @pcrsistence, @pcachybvtch, @vtelicr, @rollercovster.

ay, con todas ustedes coincidí poquito pero igual las tengo re presentes en mi día a día. por la buena onda que tuvieron siempre conmigo, por el mensajito de ánimo que se atrevieron a mandarme en momentos bastante feos, por simplemente pulular ( jsjsj i love that word ) around me in the best possible way. espero que sean muy felices en el año que sigue y ojalá la vida me permita conocerles mejor.

♡ dear belie, andy, emma, belu, viggo, murdock and valent ╱ @balapcrdida, @scorpiusmclfoy, @afterglws, @falsegvds, @delivercnce, @trxshtozier, @mvgadeth.

what can i tell you, guys? i’m such a stalker. like a rEAL STALKER. con algunes coincidí en grupales, con otres en el dash o simplemente les vi????? and man you are beautiful and really talented people. así que nada, quería hacerles mención y decirles que me encantaría ser amigue y escribir cositas con todes ustedes y que number one fan right here??? ok that’s all. and ALSO tengan un muy, muy hermoso 2020 !

#la biblia un poroto #weno me voy a seguir preparando mis cositas para hoy #bye #ily guys

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lovelyrhink · 5 years

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i just had the most INCREDIBLE dream!

so last night i went to a baseball game and there was a section for people to play corn hole and when i went home and slept, i dreamt about this county fair or carnival where i saw rhett and link’s liveshow then immediately went over to watch this weird quasi-musical with a stage on the right and a screen on the left and it was kinda shakespearean in nature with all these skilled actors and i was sitting on the lowest level so when the company came for their call/bows, rhett and link were like standing in the front row?? even tho they weren’t in the show?? and i was like damn okay, surprise

so when i went out of the theatre, the guys were standing there minding their business and i just walked by looking at them with this smile on my face and i was all smooth like, “hey! it’s rhett and link! i just saw you guys in two shows!” and link was looking at me and said, “i know you, but i can’t remember your name. from spain class.” (and i think he meant spanish class but it’s link so it’s fine) and i said nothing, just kept smiling and kept walking all cryptic and when i walked by again, i looked at rhett and did nothing because he was with a fan, my quiet eyes almost saying ‘i appreciate seeing you, but won’t bother you’

but then later, me and my parents came back and sat down at this bench and the boys came to hang out with us??? and rhett sat down and started talking to my mom about my uncle’s health problems and the trouble with his heart like he’s a family friend, my mom was like “you wanna tell him about it?” and when he spoke he was like, “hey helen,” and internally i was like FHHHHHCCCK HE KNOWS MY NAME???? but i was so chill. cool as a cucumber. talking to him like a normal person, it’s fine that the boys are just like, hanging out with us...

and then when i wandered away, i later found rhett alone and about to play another game of corn hole, and he was asking, “anyone wanna play?” and i came up like, “alright, i’ll play.” but this game of toss-a-ball-into-the-hole wasn’t featuring bags of rice or slanted wooden ramps, it was just me and him on two sides of this huge barbed wire fence throwing rubber balls over it and into a hole. and rhett was throwing overhand and i was struggling with throwing underhand because yanno, baseball, and i had to keep running and fetching his balls and i kept missing but whatever, it was fun.

and there was this scoreboard that said losers had to get a new tattoo, and me and rhett were teasing each other as we played and i said something like, “rhett doesn’t really like tattoos” and then this dude who was so clearly iNTRUDiNG on our intimate moment was like yeah i regret some of mine and i was like lol same but for some reason i told rhett, “i got my first tattoo at 19″ (actually got my first professional ink at 18) and added, “but jessie got engaged at 19, so which is worse?” and rhett was very amused by that and i also made some comment about the barbed wire fence and how i should be climbing it/hopping it like kids are s’posed to and rhett was also very amused by that

so when we came to a stopping point in the game, we met at the fence and rhett leaned over it and started telling me this anecdote, which i don’t really remember the point of because dream!helen was staring at his face (good for her) but what i do remember is that he was talking about his friend at school but the weirdest thing is that his voice was like... new yorkish? brooklynish? definitely not a north carolinian lilt and i was about to tease him about it when i woke up!

anyway i want to hang out with them at the fair, apparently, and i don’t mind!

#haven't been watching too much mythical content #so this was a lovely surprise!#personal #dreams #i think today is a good day #to be mythical

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swervestrickland · 5 years

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Thoughts on fyter fest? Bc I know your wrestling opinions are always valid

I don’t have the full picture! I went to go eat when it started, so I missed the first few matches.

My stream started while MJF was cutting the promo on the crowd and antagonizing them, though, and that was fucking beautiful. He’s so talented on the mic, and he plays his douchey rich college frat boy really well and I love it. He really does rival the Miz on that front.

The match that followed his promo, was so good! I mean, not just because my fave wrassle cowboy was in it, either. And tbh, he wasn’t even the best one in the match. Jungle Boy? Is a fucking legend, he’s so great! I gained a Lot of respect for him in this match. Jimmy Havoc, great as always and MJF was, still, a very good heel. It really makes me wonder whether they’re already setting this up for MJF to be Adam’s next opponent, whether he wins the AEW title or not.

Cody versus Darby Allen? Okay someone shoot me because I kinda ghosted this match, and I think it was because Cody came out wearing that Thronebreaker shirt of his and it really annoyed me. Like, a lot. Because at this point? They need to Stop using their anti-WWE stance as a way to get people to watch their stuff. It was a Fabulous way to get people to watch Double or Nothing, granted, and to gain traction with wrestling fans, but now? It’s just downright immature. That should’ve been a one-and-done deal, and then their marketing strategy after that should be “we have great quality matches, stellar quality story and character work, and the accessibility for our fans is a top priority,” not “hahaha fuck triple H and fuck vince.” So yeah, I kinda. Blanked out of the match because of that, up until the last five minutes. Darby Allen seems like a great wrestler, really swift and agile. But I had no emotional investment in the match and Cody threw me off. It was nice to see that Darby could hold his own with the de facto leader of the company though.

Now, I liked that Shawn Spears came out at the end of this match. It made me interested again, and it pulled me right in. I was all, “ooh, it’s Tye!”, until he hit Cody in the motherfucking head with a steel chair. That shit doesn’t fly around here, babes. That was fucking idiotic and stupid and I don’t know what that was meant to prove? Like was that a heel turn? I’m sure you could’ve done that a whole lot better because all it did was make Cody look like a fucking idiot for allowing himself to take that unsafe, complete unnecessary hit, and it made Shawn look like fucking unsafe bastard of a wrestler and that’s not cool.

You’re gonna laugh, but I blanked out a lot on the next match too. And it’s for the Absolute Dumbest reason: Kenny’s hair. What is he thinking? It looks awful. It’s so bad. Why does he do this? Anyway, it knocked me out cold up until I heard the bell ring and saw that the Elite won and I was like, “really, boys? really? all of y’all just gonna keep winning your matches?” but like. It’s their company I suppose and I guess I’ll give them a few more PPVs before I start getting Actually annoyed at them winning all the time.

Finally, the unsanctioned match. Joey Janela versus Jon Moxley. The fact that the ring announcer came back in, and explained the whole situation was good. Gave it that big match appeal. The lights going out? Fantastic. I still hate the idea of unsanctioned matches tho. Because I’m like. Why are the commentators still here. Why is the ring announcer announcing them. Why do they still get entrance music. Why are the cameramen still working. They should be clocked out. This shit is unsanctioned why is the president/CEO/whomever still allowing the rest of their employees to continue airing this while getting paid? Maybe I’m just a big idiot but I hate that lol.

But anyway, I love that you can Easily Feel how absolutely Excited Jon is to be back to his former character’s glory. It oozes out of him in everything he does. The walk to the ring, his saunter, his mouth, his facial expressions, his everything. I am so Damn Happy that he is doing well for himself right now. This is what he was made for. And I know I’m not talking much about his opponent, but I’ll be honest, I know next to nothing about him. He was great, though. I loved his cockiness, his confidence, how wonderfully goofy he was. It wasn’t the kind of character I expected to go toe-to-toe with Jon Moxley, but it worked. It did work. And I respect the Hell out of both of them for those barbed wire spots, table/ladder spots, and oh my god those thumbtack spots. My god. (Emi: chair shots to the head are SO UNSAFE. Also Emi: KILL EACH OTHER WITH BARBED WIRE !) lol uhh. we’re all hypocrites here I suppose.

Anyway, after the match, I did actually enjoy Kenny beating the shit out of Mox. (Tho his hair was still....awful). I mean, an eye for an eye right? Mox came out and roughed Kenny up a lil bit last time, so Kenny came out to return the favor. Once they get on TV, though, I hope it happens less. I’ve always felt like opponents should do their best to Stay Away from each other, as opposed to always seeing each other before their matches, and on a frequent basis. It makes me lose the anticipation. But because I’ve only seen them twice, about a month apart between PPVs, it worked.

I absolutely Have to go back and watch the first few matches. I heard Nyla Rose killed it in hers? I def have to go back and see.

#emi replies #astrobeam #lol i wish i couldve.#had more opinions. but legitimately the Dumbest things make me tune out Nowadays #it’s the habit you form when all you watch for the most part is shitty wwe programming #aew #fyter fest

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