#i will return....soon..........

[dannyslayeee]

Come back😭

the danny slay will never die...

[monstermonger]

~3 months traveling in my wife’s home-country -> 100 journal pages

[neigepomme]

caleb, who acts like a puppy that got caught doing something bad whenever you're mad at him.

he gives you the side glance that dogs do and can't look you in the eyes when you're angry & lecturing him. if you give him the silent treatment, he grabs your hand and puts it over his cheek and goes, "baby.. i'm sorry, please talk to me?" with his stupidly cute purple puppy eyes. 

you would have to forgive him because not forgiving him would make you feel like you abandoned a puppy in the rain, and honestly? you might as well have. he'll show up to your apartment, soaked (mind you, it wasn't even raining today. what the hell did he do), and he will hold your hands and tell you that he'll be good and beg you to talk to him again. 

don't be too surprised if he brings out another caleb forgiveness coupon he had stashed from your childhood..

the c in caleb stands for cmaster manipulator! you can practically see dog ears laying flat on his head when you find out he's been monitoring your location secretly for the past 4 months. yet somehow, you still allow him to monitor it for the foreseeable future..?

colonel xia works in mysterious ways. only for you tho 🐕

[otp-more-like-killmeplease]

When will my love return from war

[valeriapryanikova]

fog and a lonely fisher

[starcurtain]

I know everyone sees Itto as Genshin's comedic relief, but I'm telling you all, Alhaitham is actually the funniest character in Genshin Impact.

According to the fandom, he's hot, he's famous, he's the one in charge of the house...

But according to the people of Sumeru? Dude became grand sage and not a single NPC around the city had a thing to say about that. Sachin's son got his ass beat and he didn't even know who Alhaitham was; it was just "some guy in green." People on the streets are said to not even notice Alhaitham, let alone be able to identify him by appearance. The only time we ever hear NPCs directly commenting on Alhaitham, it's Siraj's collective who hate Alhaitham's guts. Dori refuses to work with him. Random Eremites call him a lunatic within two minutes of meeting him.

Alhaitham's reputation in Sumeru is "Who? Ah, that guy? I heard he's weird," and then everyone moves on.

Meanwhile, Kaveh is literally famous enough to have an epithet ("the Light of Kshahrewar"), is the lead architect on entire city redesigns, and was trusted before Alhaitham's take over to do work on the Akademiya itself. He built the most famous landmark in the rainforest outside of the Divine Tree. He's well-known enough that people bank on his reputation to start scams; people send their children to take courses with him in the belief that it will bless them with successful future careers. He's known for philanthropic endeavors to help the poor and disadvantaged. He won the Interdarshan Championship. This is the Sumeru equivalent of winning an Olympic gold medal!!

Kaveh is the Taylor Swift to Alhaitham's Travis Kelce. They might have independent success, but in every measurement of public sentiment, Kaveh vastly outshines Alhaitham, and the fandom should really take a step back and think about how hilarious this makes everything about their situation in canon.

For the few in Sumeru who are actually paying attention, sure, Alhaitham is the (former) acting grand sage who makes a pretty penny and owns the house Kaveh lives in. For the average majority of Sumeru's citizens who are way more likely to know Kaveh? Alhaitham is literally just "that guy who is shacked up with the Light of Kshahrewar."

Kaveh's efforts to keep where he lives a secret just makes him come across like one of those reclusive types of artists who value their privacy. Half the public in Sumeru probably think he just prefers to keep himself and his lover out of the limelight. Kaveh was so busy pretending not to be poor, he forgot that every ounce of pretending he does just helps him keep his own celebrity status. The harder he attempts to act secretive about where he lives and with whom, the more it comes across as "Please respect this famous person's privacy and stop asking about the details of his relationship."

And Alhaitham, for whom being "that guy who is shacked up with the Light of Kshahrewar" is THE life goal? Everything is going according to keikaku. Kaveh has convinced the entirety of Sumeru that he and Alhaitham are in a relationship, all without Alhaitham having to lift a finger. The more determined Alhaitham gets to fly under the radar, the more it looks like he's Kaveh's kept man. If you aren't living with him because you're broke, then why are you living with him, Kaveh? There's simply no way for Alhaitham to lose.

It's just... so funny.

[bluegiragi]

everything (part 3)

full version on patreon on bluesky

[lu-dlc]

For now this is a wip ft. Gem, her 2 dearest, and her bad luck

[mcgnussen]

laura bossing k-mag around already! she stops him to make him sign a fan's notebook and then blows the fan a little kiss before scooting away 😭❤️

[badninken]

might have made him weirder than he already was

[technically-human]

Marriage time!!

I'm working on my pieces for @savethedeadboys Pride Calendar Project

[sleepydrupe]

kai warm up doodle

[cobaltfluff]

goro picks up a clingy nyakiren

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)

[teeterarting]

Explorers of Sky AMV!! (the humblest of WIPs)

[2129888]

fitzy oh my fitzy..............