#i will simp my disney villains forever

[miss-kennedy]

here we are with a self shipping template with my Disney villains that i simp so much, i love them (Captain Hook, please step on my face)

[beanswrites]

Ranking all Disney men based on how good of a guy they actually are Pt.1

Welcome, fellow Disney lovers! Today I'm gonna be ranking all (okay, fine, most popular) Disney/Pixar/Marvel men based on how good of a guy they actually are and whether I like them or not.

This chart will probably have 3-4 parts, just and only because Tumblr won't let me post more than 10 pics. All of the guy will be rated by their looks and their personality. I will also do the Disney girls later, so stay tuned for that and enjoy!

Part 2

40. Gaston, from "Beauty and The Beast"

On the absolute rock bottom of this 40-spots long list, we have this.. I don't even want to call him a man. You know it's bad when there's literal animated talking animals on this list and a human is still on the bottom. I hate everything about him, and I can't even name one good thing about him.

Looks: -4/10. One word: N O. I get that he's supposed to be attractive, but.. It's everything other than attractive

Personality: 1/10 He's LITERATELY a villain, but hey, at least he has a personality. Yeah, he's a sexist jerk, but for a character it's better to have a horrible personality than no personality, and that's why I gave him a 1/10 and not -1000.

Overall score: -1.5/10

39. Mufasa, from "The Lion King"

I recently heard that some people simp for him and I'm trying to understand that-

But like I can't

I mean.. I guess he's hot, for a lion??

Just.. Lions are probably not my thing.

Looks: 1/10 I can't really see it. I'm not really into dad lions who had a tragic death. No shame on people who like him tho!

Personality: 1/10 He wasn't around for much of the movie, and even when he was his personality was still pretty bland. I think he was too strict on Simba, and overall, not the man for me.

Overall score: 1/10

38. Prince Hans of The Southern Isles, from "Frozen"

Let me introduce you to the winner of Disney's "I'm a villain but I have an innocent look" award. This man doesn't deserve to be named after the absolute legend that Hans Christian Andersen was. Even before the big plot twist (which made me want to punch him in the face) he was still kinda creepy and just.. off.

Looks: 3/10 If you overlook his godawful personality and greed for power, he's kinda ok looking. If he wasn't, you know, evil, and he shaved whatever it is that's growing out of the sides of his face, he would be kinda cute. But, alas, he's not.

Personality: -1/10 You know how Disney villains are always evil, but you still end up loving them for their sass? Well, Hans isn't like that. He's the villain you hate with your entire being, because he deceived you and made you like him at first.

Overall score: 1/10

37. Simba, from "The Lion King"

Again, lions are not for me.

Simba's cute (definitely way cuter than Mufasa, at least) and he has that playful personality, but he's very tragically still a lion. If he was an actual human, than we could talk.

Looks: 2/10 He's a very cute lion. The kind of lion I would pet like a cat, but not the kind of a lion I would date. DON'T date lions, kids.

Personality: 2/10 Still kinda bland, but that's probably because I don't really like "The Lion King" at all. It's okay, not that bad, but also not that good.

Overall score: 2/10

36. John Smith, from "Pocahontas"

I get that this dude over here was supposed to be like a "dreamboat" and get basically everyone swooning over him, but at this point I'm wondering did the animators hate him so much that they decided to go in a completely different direction

John Smith was SO annoying and it's kinda hard to like him when in real life he was a pedo because he was like 27 and Pocahontas was THIRTEEN :/

Looks: 2/10 This man looks like a hybrid of handsome squidward and Ken from Barbie. The only thing that's saving him from a solid 1 is his blue eyes.

Personality: 2/10 I really don't remember anything from this movie because I haven't watched it in forever, but the only thing I do remember is that he was an absolute douche and my girl Pocahontas should have chosen the other guy. I'm glad she left him in the second part.

Overall score: 2/10

35. King Triton, from "The Little Mermaid"

Look- It's not like I hate him, it's just that he's a Disney dad. And not even the "i'm gonna steal your dad" kind of Disney dad, just like.. A dad. Not really much to rate here, but here I go anyway.

Looks: 1/10 For an older sea god, I think he's pretty okay, but still. Not really the most attractive. A real good guy tho!

Personality: 3/10 He acts.. like a dad. Strict, wants to protect his daughters, determined, classic dad. Thumbs up for being a good single dad to his 7 daughters!

Overall score: 2/10

34. Prince Florian, from "Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs"

Tbh, I lived most of my life thinking that he doesn't have a name, or that it's just "Prince". Apparently, Florian is an actual name.

imagine carrying a kid in you for 9 months just to name it Florian-

I recently read an article that described that apparently he was super hard to animate and that's why he only appears twice in the movie, doesn't have any text except the song in the beginning, and is the blandest character Disney ever made.

Looks: 3/10 He looks like Liza Minelli. I gave him a 3/10 just because in the re-draw he does look fine. He's not ugly, people, just not my type. But I have seen some fanarts where he looks really good!

Personality: 2/10 Yeahhh, I maybe kinda forgot to mention that in some theories Florian is 31, and Snow White is 14... That theory wasn't confirmed, so believe what you want. All in all, still pretty bad.

Overall score: 2.5/10

33. Prince Charming, from "Cinderella"

OMFG

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED??

PRINCE CHARMING LOOKS KIND OF LIKE DAICHI SAWAMURA

..

it's the hair and the eyes combo

Anyway

THIS GUY HAS A REAL NAME TOO

His name is Henry Charming. In the first movie, he was kind of really boring and bland. If he was an ice cream flavour, he would be vanilla. But luckily, we've seen some real character developments in the next two movies, so that's great.

Looks: 4/10 IDK OKAY?? I am so confused, bc I simp for Daichi HARD but I don't simp for my guy Henry over here. Still, a lot better than some other princes, in my opinion at least.

Personality: 3/10 Even tho there was a lot of character development in the second and the third movie, he was really just blank in the first movie. Altogether, I have to give him a 3.

Overall score: 3.5/10

32. Buzz Lightyear, from "Toy Story"

Even tho I LOVED "Toy Story" all my life, I just never really found anyone attractive. Buzz is a great guy, and I shipped him with Jesy all my childhood, but simply not for me.

Looks: 1/10 Nope. I'm really sorry, but I just really don't think that he's cute.

Personality: 6/10 Can be annoying sometimes, but nevertheless a great guy toy, and a good friend.

Overall score: 3.5/10

31. Robin Hood, from "Robin Hood"

In the most respectful way possible, this is one FINE fox. Yeah, I mean sure, he is a fox, but COME ON. Look at him!

Looks: 3/10 He's about as fine as foxes go. I mean.. There's another fox a bit finer, but we'll talk about that later.

Personality: 6/10 It's not really his looks, it's his personality that makes him hot. He's kind, selfless, funny, clever.. All in all, a great guy!

Overall score: 4.5/10

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That would be all for this one, everyone! Now that I'm proofreading this, I'm realizing that I might have been a litleee too harsh on these guys. But, this is the first part out of four, which means it only gets better than this. Part two coming soon! Follow me to find out who's on top, and for other rankings!

[leviskokoro]

Ranking My Vil Ships

there aren’t really ships that I don’t like but you can probably see which ships that I ship more than the rest. Aka, favoritism lmao.

LeoVil :: I could go on and on about this ship forever but the gist of why it’s my favorite ship is that it has all my favorite stuff in it like enemies-to-lovers, contrasting color schemes, character I project myself onto (Leona) x my type (Vil), and how they’re so similar yet complete opposites in personality.

JackVil :: Honestly I wasn’t into childhood friends-to-lovers tropes before because it usually didn’t mean much besides “oh these two are extra close from the start” but Jack and Vil’s relationship feels rather special and sweet. Like, Vil said that he was prejudiced against for being a performer/celebrity but Jack ignored that and sought him out. Vil would’ve been all alone, but Jack didn’t let him. Jack was his only friend. Also I absolutely adore every childhood friends art of these two. They’re so wholesome and cute and always brighten my day immediately. Also— Beauty and the Beast.

MalVil :: My reason for loving this ship isn’t as deep as the other two which is why it’s a rank lower. I thought it was sweet that Vil listened to Malleus’ hour long lecture about dragons while being busy with being a model, actor, dorm leader and also chairman of the Halloween comittee. He’s also one of the people who can talk to Malleus normally so they seem to be on good terms with each other and see each other as equals even? The villains they’re based on are Maleficent and the Evil Queen, both have sleeping curses put on their enemies and have a corvid as a pet/sidekick, so they’re sort of similar. So it feels fitting to kinda ship them together. It’s also nice that Vil is usually the first to notice that Malleus wasn’t invited.

RookVil :: They’re great and I love them. Vil trusts Rook a lot and Rook cares very much for Vil. But they’re sort of too popular for me? Like, they’re the ship always being talked about when it comes to Vil so I’m not really into it. It doesn’t feel like I can contribute much to the discussion. I also don’t particularly find it as interesting as the ones above because this ship feels like the “obvious” choice when it comes to Vil ships.

TreyVil :: I just found Vil’s interaction with Trey really cute in his Lab Coat story and it’s really nice to see him lift Trey’s self esteem up like that. Unfortunately I think they only interacted omce so that’s why they rank here. It’d be great if they interacted more.

CaterVil :: Cater literally said he wanted to date Vil and Vil said he’d consider it but he’d have to use up a lot of money. Vil also complimented Cater during the Halloween event. These two are also sort of lowkey based on Disney princesses or have similarities to them. Cater has two sisters that boss him around like Cinderella. Vil is an outcast beauty from his neighborhood who values intelligence like Belle. The only reason they’re ranked lower is because I haven’t seen many interactions between them but I do love the idea of the ship.

VilIdia :: I’ve seen them interact once or twice and they have potential for a great ship. They’re complete opposites and I like that sort of trope in ships. I’m sort of waiting for Ignihyde’s chapter before giving a stronger opinion of the ship but for now, it’s aight.

AzuVil :: This is more of “I like the idea of them” because I think of Vil finding out about how Azul got bullied for the way he looks and teaching him body positivity and it makes me feel nice. I also thought Azul’s simping for Vil at the beginning of chapter 5 was hilarious. They both care very much for professionality and their business so they’d probably understand each other. This feels like a simp x tsundere dynamic.

JamVil :: The way Vil complimented Jamil in the Fairy Gala was really nice and honestly that was enough reason for me to ship them to a slight degree. Jamil seems to hold a respect for Vil as well and values his opinion.

[another-bloody-multimuse]

Lefou, Mother Gothel, Mor'Du, and Chernabog for Den-- i uh mean Lett- wait no-- Ghetsis?

Disney villain asks!

'...Really? Three attempts to get something as simple as my name right?'

LEFOU - What does your muse love most in other people?

'How easily manipulated the average person is. The way they look when they've lost all hope. I cannot deny that that last one is a particular favourite of mine.'

MOTHER GOTHEL - Would your muse want to live forever? Why or why not?

'Forever strong? An unlimited amount of time to work toward my goals? Yes, of course I would want that.'

MOR’DU - How much physical power does your muse have?

'Enough to suffice.'

((Not Much. He does still have his right arm, but he prefers to keep it hidden to avoid making it obvious that it's a lot weaker than it should be. Abusing his Hydreigon to the point of being assaulted by the poor thing resulted in permanent nerve damage, as well as the missing eye.

There's also the fact that since BW2, he's had to rely on a cane. His right leg probably isn't great, either, and neither is his back. His left arm, however, still works fine. He's never exactly been a physical powerhouse in the first place, but there's a lot of him. He's a tall, broad guy, so if given the opportunity to sucker punch someone with his left arm, it's still gonna hurt. Good job his left hand is often preoccupied with said cane, huh?))

CHERNABOG - What’s your muse’s greatest nightmare?

'Having to raise another six children from childhood.'

((Prrrretty much the situation he's in post BW2. He's likely lost N, although the exact nature of that relationship is verse dependent. And if he's lost N, then there goes one of the Tao Trio with him.

His reputation is ruined to the point where nobody, with the exception of the Triad and maybe N will ever trust him ever again (and rightfully so), and his health deteriorated further with his post-BW2 breakdown. The sheer stress and rage at Neo Plasma's defeat sent him into catatonia. Temporarily, but enough to make the Triad shit themselves over his recovery.

Even if he was able to pull himself back together enough to launch Team Plasma Version Three: This Time It's Fucking Serious, I really can't see it getting anywhere. Who, after all, would join the third incarnation of Team Plasma? Only the most desperate or the simpiest of the simps. All he really can do now is waste his time in the old folk's home he got dumped in, drinking himself closer to death. He should be grateful he was able to successfully bribe his way out of a length prison sentence or worse, but the narcissism gets in the way of that.

He basically lives a miserable existence as a hated figure, which he wouldn't care about if not for the fact that he's also unimportant. Without a team behind him, he is nothing.

And this shitty old titty cannot STAND it.))