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This just came across my twitter feed and I’m dying
#the santa clause#the santa clause 3#chance the rapper#jack frost#what even#i would die if that happened to me irl#but like did not expect this Frost love on my twitter#tsc#martin short
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Scott has said he won’t ever make a real Fazbear location, and it’s partially because he’s afraid kids will get killed/go missing there. But I’m so convinced that their biggest issue would be people putting their (and their kids/younger sibling’s) heads in the animatronic’s mouths and getting hurt like that.
Also cosplayers.
#both these things would be me#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#He said that right? I’m not delusional?#FNaF irl????#no IMAGINEEEE actually getting your younger sibling hurt like that#not killed bc that wouldn’t work like that they’d make sure the jaws weren’t strong enough#but even getting bit even if no damage was done would be like…humiliating#like come on man that’s exactly what the game said was gonna happen plus then Michael had to go on an arc and die#nobody would feel bad for you at all and you’d be the idiot that did that forever#shoutout my little sister I should have fed her to Chuck E. Cheese#I was 9 she was 5 and she was screaming and crying in a Chuck E Cheese restaurant#hiding under the tables and she crawled on my lap and was sobbing#and I said ‘I should drag you up and throw you on the stage’#and she yelled so loud my mom came and got her
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#ppl judge me constantly but no one understands that#im a person who is at most a third wheel. im in the way#im never the first choice. never even the 2nd option lol.#i have NEVER dated or even been asked out on a date. no one has flirted with me#im 25 yrs old and a lover girl at heart but i have never even experienced a date#or a kiss. it's normal that some ppl havent had sex or a relationship but they had their 1st kiss in 4th grade 💀#ppl dont understand what that feels like it seems like.... most ppl i talk to or tells me things abt this#or that i should 'love myself or' whatever#have all dated or are dating or have had sex or been in a relationship or been flirted with#sorry but u cannot possibly understand what it's like to be 25 and not having experienced any of that#for me it's more like... i was completely ignored while a group of boys flirted with my friends#and at the only party i was at a guy joked to his friend that he should kiss me and an entire group of guys laughed at me 🧍🏻♀️#i was like... i havent even asked im just standing here bc my friend wanted to go 🙃🙃🙃🙃#or the boys in my class said i was repulsive and wanted to throw up looking at me... 😔🌧💔#and sorry but like someone having seen three pics of me where i've put effort into the angle and some light flattering editing ..#cant know what i look like irl... being ugly and grotesque and hideous is smth that has been such a big thing in my entire life#maybe it's also why when i had this crush it got so much bigger and more intense bc i talked to him withou any ANY ANY at all#thoughts that he could ever ever be even slightly or remotely interested in me. and then he was.... biggest shock of my life#how could someone i liked so much ..... show interest in... *me*?#but the fear of even the smallest chance that he'd be seeing me irl and ..#finding me repulsive and ugly and grotesquely hideous .. the fear of that got so big#bc if that'd happen.. i think i'd actually curl up into a ball and die#i would never recover from that. it's bad enough when that guy i didnt even like said yeah you're ugly haha after i sent him a pic 🧍🏻♀️
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#it kind of feels like im falling behind my peers#it feels like all of them are in a relationship or just got out of a relationship or might be in a relationship soon#and theres just me sitting here like yeah i like this guy#im never gonna have the courage to do anything about it#because why would i bother when i know im going to get rejected#i just wish i could die sometimes#i know this is something so trivial to be this worked up over#but im just so sick of it all#sometimes i wonder if im just unlovable#im just#idk#i just want someone to love me and i want to stop feeling like im falling behind and don't belong#but since that obviously wont happen ill settle for dying#seems like the best course of action to me#dont mind me yall#just a load of garbage#btw irls this is not your fault just making sure u know#cos i know some of you would blame yourself
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Have come to the realization that I AM lovable just not in a romantic way cause I have friends & family who all love me vewwy much and I have been told that I am "easy to love" & I get along really well with most adults significantly older than me but the problem is that all of this does NOT extend to people my age . like outside of my friends & sister I have never managed to get past small talk with anyone my age because I don't know HOW !! when it comes to romantic stuff it's not even fully about my appearance anymore cause even if I don't like it myself there's people who don't see it as something suuuper important yk but even then I am just like . not attractive or not appealing and it's genuinely insane because by all means I am a regular ass guy but something's missing like there's something WRONG with me and I still can't tell what it is !!!
#and it's super embarrassing to talk about irl . DIE#also people who have been or ARE in a relationship always go#''don't worry you're not missing out on much''#I STILL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ??? it feels like I'm a child being told to stop throwing a tantrum#what the fuck ever . every day I try to make peace w/ the 99% probability of me dying without romantic love ever happening 4 me#diary#I am so serious I want to skip my 20s and just magically have my stupidass degree
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Okay so basically the United States MINT of all people is going to be working with DC to make a line of coins! These coins sadly won't be in circulation (the things I would do to live in a world where I could get Batman coins from the supermarket) as they're collectors coins, but will be releasing over the course of the next 3 years, 2025-2027.
Designs haven't been released yet (the same is true for all 2025 designs) but we know there will be 9 coins in total (3 each year) with the first year featuring (of course!!!) Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.
Although we know the first three heroes to be featured, the remaining six have yet to be decided, and it turns out the Mint is putting out a survey on their site to gauge which of a group of culturally significant heroes people want to see most! (link to the form is mentioned in the article above)
The considered group includes: Supergirl, the Flash, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Captain Marvel, John Stewart GL, Aquaman, Hawkman, Jamie Reyes BB, Robin (Damian?), Cyborg, and Batgirl, of which 6 will be selected.
As someone who does a bit of coin collecting myself (mainly circulation coins like the quarters sets, but I also have a couple proof and collectors coins) I think this is a really cool and interesting idea that showcases the history of the comics medium and these characters and their influence on American culture. Really excited to wait and see what the designs look like for the coins already announced!
#ABSOLUTELY INSANE TO ME#sorry just. only thing that could make this crazier is if these were circulating. i would fucking die actually lmao#i mean you could buy something with one of these legally but like youre an idiot if you do that so likeeee#someone showing up with the solid gold superman collector coin and its only legally worth a dollar lmao#not that someone would do this but future generations/archeologists finding a coin in some ruins and it just has like. batman on it#amazing to me#also just the transition from us currency having all fake people (lady liberty some random native american guy etc.) and then going to real#people and presidents then expanding that to honor people that they believe should be honored (think the harriet tubman coin set right now)#and representing beauty and innovation and culture through representation of the states#only through that lens to swing back around and have fake people on the coins again in the form of the freaking dc trinity. insane to me#no one ever gets me when im nerding out over coins its okay. at least its not postage stamps (i actually do have some special postage stamps#its like 1 sheet though it was for the 2017 eclipse and the image changes from totality to the moon with the heat of your finger theyre so#cool okay) anyways i like dont really know that much abt coins lol i originally saw a post abt this on reddit 💀 lol and had to check this#was real which is insane. anyways my dad got my all my coin stuff ive got a proof set from the year i was born albums to hold the 50 states#and national parks (america the beautiful but its 90% natl park designs lets be honest here) quarter collections as i find them irl#(dont have an album for us women yet sadly but do have some of the coins) as well as a few dimes and other circulation albums i havent used#much. and then i have a few collectibles like the hubble telescope $1 coin the 50th anniversary apollo 11 one and the 2021 anniversary peace#dollar. though like not the gold ones or anything like that lol but yeah. i talk abt coins every once and a while with friends and i know#things but then my dad is in the car and its like nevermind lol.#also put a ? after damian's name bc theres a chance it could be dick and they just used the wrong picture. because some of the character#bios had names but his didnt and seemed very dick grayson (acrobatics mention “batman's partner” etc) but not so specfic exclude either one#and the pick was damian. but then the ollie pick was goateeless for some reason so who knows#culturally dick is more important but dami is current so idk#dc comics#blah#ive really been learning so much today. first all in announcement and subsequent leaks and now this. what a ride#also love how im anticipating and know future comics things lol. when did that happen haha. ive really transitioned from only reading back#issues and never knowing current events to following a lot of releases lol and somehow finding out about the freaking coin collection...#crazy how that happens#cant scroll up at that first image without losing it a bit still actually. what a world we live in. anyways take your bets who is gonna be
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I think even if Emmet and Ingo somehow ended up hating one another they would still give the other a kidney if they were to need it
#even if they hated esch other's guts they wouldnt let the other die#submas#this is the product of overthinking concepts i saw around the internet cause they upset me so much. i dont think they would ever actually#hate each other. thats about as likely as a human being spontaneously catching fire irl#wait i meant spontaneously combusting.#anyway. don't think about this too much#dont do that to yourself#im already about to cry in class. dont let this happen to you#god i want to go home so badly. i need to process this in a calm environment#but yeah even if they were like 'he might as well die for all i care' they would not let the other die if they can save him
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i need to get over myself and learn the languages i want to learn if i want to learn them like i just need to do it if i want to learn them then i should go out and learn them and like . fuck whatever else any of it means . yes it IS embarrassing to learn a language like the ones i want to learn as an adult but who CARES and yes i KNOW my grandparents will never want to speak to me in those languages but who CARES if it's important to me it can be important to me anyway
#had a moment last night bc i was apparently having an identity crisis which was random#but i had a moment where i was like well even if i learn all these languages no one in my family is going to want to speak to me#in those languages because of [insert reasons i don't need to go into here] and so ultimately none of this is like . cultural Really#it's just me wanting to feel as though i am connected to something when i will never be#and maybe that's true or maybe it isn't but if i want to learn them i should learn them anyway like . at the end of the day#i DO want to learn those languages and i think it would be interesting and i would love to be able to speak to people#in those languages even if the people i speak to aren't related to me and i would love to be able to speak languages that aren't english#and that all stays true even if i am not able to have the cultural connection through language with my own family#like i can go on and on about how disconnected i feel from my culture bc of everything that has ever happened in my life#but how i still feel alienated bc i'm Not White to white people and all of that is true but not learning a language doesn't make it#any better and maybe learning a language won't make it better either but i think it's a better use of my time#ALSO !!!!! NO ONE EVER GOES OH WHY WLD U LEARN FRENCH OR SPANISH [OR INSERT EUROPEAN LANG HERE] u have no real cultural connection to it!!!#so like why is it different bc i want to learn asian languages??? it's not! except in my head! or maybe irl too but i'm just saying#that i think i make all of this a much bigger deal than it has to be#that being said i did just try to look up classes and they r all for children and about keeping children culturally connected 2 their famil#l m f a o but that can't be ALL the classes ............. i'll work it out is what i'm saying and i need 2 get OVER myself#bc none of it is that deep and i can feel conflicted all i like but i should fucking DO smth about it at least#anyway i am posting this in the hopes that i can beat it into my own head bc i am sick and tired of being weird about learning#languages and i need 2 get over my weird cultural identity issues if i want to like . live a life where i don't want to explode and die
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the straight to oh shit gay is an option? to lesbian to bisexual to lesbian again to non binary lesbian to pansexual to bisexual to definitely omnisexual to bisexual to lesbian to queer to aroace pipeline was such an emotional roller coaster and it didnt even feel like it ended on a satisfying note.
#i tried so hard to love :(#it really hurt every time i sit and think wow thats never gonna happen to me. the one just dosent exist#like as a kid i would be all angsty like ugh i cant even imagine myself in a relationship and i thought that was just because i hated myself#but no i just. didnt. feel it. for anyone.#aroace#aromantic#aromantism#aro#acespec#asexual#like one time i was sick and thinking about having someone come over and like make soup for me and gimmie a forehead kiss#and i was trying to picture who in my life would do that but i kept switching between people and none of them felt right#like i would rather die than have that happen irl lol#anyway thanks for reading my ramble ig :(
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continues to think ab scenario where garp joined roger's crew before the navy
#{ ooc } ✗ 「 wenp reporter 」#tbd.#[ sniff#[ the world could not handle it tbh but thinks ab it anyway#[ idk if he'd stick with roger til the end or if he'd leave at some point to join the navy#[ or if he'd just do his own thing idk start the RA on his own or something#[ but thinks a lot ab garp envying roger for his freedom and thinks a lot ab how garp Is very piratecoded if it weren't for the fact that#[ he's also herocoded <- wants to help ppl#[ but continues to think ab situation where roger n rayleigh find garp on dawn island before the navy do <- it could've happened#[ gets his own 'i hate pirates all my homies hate pirates' to 'me and the besties (pirates)' arc#[ <- kind of man who'd constantly fight roger but would fight roger the hardest when the man reveals he's going to die#[ sighs#[ slams fist on floor i want to write things so so bad kljdsfs IRL tiring but wagh.....#[ sighs continues to microwave blorbos in head instead
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i hope andrew hussie gets shot in the head i am so serious
#nothing happened or anything i just hate him forever and i want him to die#my posts#well something did happen i was crying for reasons i dont understand about everyone around me irl thinking homestuck is good bc of how#into it i was for so long and they basically only ever knew it as a part of me and they love me so they love it#but i fucking hate homestuck i hate it so much#its so dead to me and i feel nothing for it except bitter resentment and shame and the fact that if i were to go back in time and never read#it i would be a completely different person and its fundamental to who i am makes me want to THROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#but there's something else and i dont understand what it is but its making me so sad#he needs to die. he needs to die for making me feel like this#i doubt it would fix anything but its worth trying anyway#any followers who like homestuck i still love you this beef is personal its between me and him#vent#didnt even tag that at first bc i never do that
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There's this one "trend" on the internet of random guys in the (London) underground with some sort of speaker imitating the announcement voice and directing it at people in "funny" ways and filming their reactions and now I've unlocked a new reason to fear being in public thank you
#like it's mostly all people laughing and finding it funny and everyone's like that's amazing mate in the comments#but if anyone did this to me irl i would be LIVID and maybe cry#like calling out the way you're dressed or something you're doing and making everyone look at you??#for a good half a minute like i would seriously die and this is happening in my city 😭😭😭#erola.txt
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me, a bitch who can barely drive an automatic shifting automobile: no you fool! when your engines stall in an aircraft you don’t yank the wheel up, you want to try and get the wind to restart them for you by diving
#if this happened to me irl i would simply pee myself and die#but it will never happen so i just sit here like my grandpa's flying skills are genetic
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god my psychiatrist is not ready to deal with me tomorrow
#shes gonna be like what the fuck happened you were sorta okay 3 months ago#and im gonna be like <3 who would i be if i didnt want to die at all times <3#i feel LONELY again. just intense irl loneliness.#i have no motivation bc why work towards something when itll just fall apart anyway#i hate existing <3#peggy probably hates me by now#i simply am not compatible with life
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Imagine that after coming home from a long day at work you're greeted by your buff boyfriend wearing the new pastel maid dress and deluxe cat ears you got him. He wouldn't be caught dead wearing this getup around anyone else, but he knows how much you love roleplay. You're greeted with a "Welcome home, my sweet princess. I love you," as he brings out the handcuffs, collar and leash, and whip he prepared in advance while you were at work. "What's your pleasure tonight, m'dear~?"
#thinking about kiba saying “okaerinasai ore no hime-sama~ anata ga daisuki desu” to me while he's wearing a pink maid dress...#it is time for nightblogging#i'm gonna do it i'm gonna tag him#kiba inuzuka#mAYBE i'm projecting#but i would die with happiness if this happened irl#max muses
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forever crying and screaming because i couldn't make it to the Jhariah, Pinkshift and Pollyanna concert happening IN MY STATE 😭
#blaire.txt#I WANTED TO GO SO FUCKING BADLY#I REALLY REALLY DID#but a number of things ended up getting in the way of me going :(#namely it being on a day my mom is working#me not having a phone#me not wanting to go w/ my mom#and not being able to drive#just. augh i like watching the clips jhariah posts of the tour it looks so FUN and i want to BE THERE but. it wasnt meant to be this time#😭😭😭😭#I REALLY WANT TO GO TO A JHARIAH CONCERT SOMEDAY THOUGH... hopefully one day i'll have a phone and friends to go with#the worst part is I ACTUALLY HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD TICKETS...#just. PAIN#i want to go to concerts with friends but i dont. have . irl friends. im bad at meeting people irl. how do u do that#like i mainly meet people online by sheer luck or because i followed them or met them on toyhouse or met them through another friend#how do i make irl friends . my main interests are ocs and casinos . how do i translate that into IRL Friendly Interests#i like drawing and art in all its forms so i usually have made friends that way in the past but... im shy /lh#SORRY SORRY OFF TOPIC but. im never recovering from missing jhariah and pinkshift and pollyanna tour .#i would KILL to see jhariah perform RISK RISK RISK! live and honestly i would IMPLODE if i heard flight of the crows or pressure bomb#SPLIT! too i would SCREAM#honestly i'd also die if i heard a lesson in dramatics live but... considering it's a collab between jhariah and save face#idk if that'll happen#jhariahposting
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