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bright-and-burning · 7 months

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everything SUCKS nobody TAGS anything and i am sick as a DICK

#quite frankly i care less abt what driver said what etc than i do about managing my own brain #eve disappointed and sad . obviously . eve also sleeping for 15hrs to try not to be sick #eve also trying to avoid getting triggered !#like ugh they made horrible statements . i dont want to read it four hundred fucking times #i’d like to not throw up today!#christian horner //#<- not actually explicitly but very vaguely #talking Around It

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campirefangs · 3 days

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I have had a crush on the brides brother since we were 10 and 12 and I flirted with him and left the wedding with his phone number, we refollowed each other on our new instagrams, and he made a point to stop and reintroduce himself because he hadn’t met me since I changed my name and pronouns. best of all? he told me he “fell in love with me” the first day I met him when I jokingly made fun of him and then he tried to cover his ass by joking about the friend of mine he had a crush on for a while bc she led him on and he gave me three hugs goodbye and he liked the pictures I posted from the wedding and liked my Instagram story

#My mom might be trying to set us up?!! not clickbait??#today she was like you and your best friend should drive out to the bar where he works next weekend #OH ?! SHOULD WE?!!?#I literally feel like 13 again hoping he’s attending the same event his mom is that I’m only going to hoping hes there #like I’m so excited that if I didn’t how how I felt about the situation I’d be having a panic attack because I’m so excited that the #feeling in my chest is like an incredibly overwhelming swelling feeling that makes me want to giggle kick my feet and explode #I’m ab little high and in want to happy cry just because yesterday was amazing and I’m excited for the future right now #For the first time in a long time #If he had feelings for me then it’s not unrealistic to think he could again #jumping up and down throwing myself on the floor and giggling until I cry #I might have made a picture of the two photo strips my phone background #I’m so fucking gay and he sees me as a Man #oh my god I want to hold his hand fuck #I found an old picture of the two of us at an event surrounded by people and I can just tell I’m excited to be sitting next to him #I think we were 10 and 12 #camshitposts <3

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coconut530 · 6 months

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SISSY FIGHT

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #WHAT A FUN EPISODE #THE GIRLS TIDYING UP THE HIDEOUT THEY’RE SO SWEET #MORELLA IS FREAKING ADORABLE #THEN THE OTHERS ARE JUST WALLOWING IN NEGATIVITY #LENORE AND DUKE FIGHTING WHO KNEW IT COULD BE KINDA FUN #THEY INVADED THE KITCHEN OMG #PLUTO BEING THE PEACEKEEPER #INSULTING HIS MUSTACHE I CAAAAAAAANNNN’TTTTT!! “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS” 😂#PLUTO IS SO DONE #“Thank you for making sure I didn’t die” “No problem” “…” “SO I COULD KILL YOU MYSELF”#PLUTO THROWING BRITISH/SWEARS LEFT AND RIGHT MY BOI WAS POPPING OFF IT WAS SO FUN TO READ ALOUD #LITTLE GUY ORDERING HIS TALL FRIENDS AROUND #LENORE WALLOWING IN ANNOYANCE— OH HEY MR. RAVEN DIDN’T THINK I’D BE SEEING YOU TODAY #LENORE TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE’S GOING THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH OF LENORE DISAPPOINTMENT 😂#WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION SIR????? WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION LENORE?????#WHAT A THRILLING PENULTIMATE EPISODE ON THE WAY TO EPISODE ONE FREAKING HUNDRED WOWWWW AMAZING

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pensandsliverswords · 6 months

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I have a meet in a couple of hours. I’m stressing

#I’ve been okay most of the day #And it’s not like this is my first race #My mind just hates me sometimes #I would rather not throw up today tho #Ahhh! It’s gonna be fine! It’s just two 400s and I’m done. It’s less than I’d do at any other meet

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floral-hex · 9 months

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Depending on how the next few hours go, my mom might be getting a new liver this morning. It’s one of those things she won’t know for sure until they actually wheel her into pre-op, so… we’ll see!

#theyve got the organ all lined up buuut it’s ‘at risk’ and they need to be sure #aaaand there’s all kinds of little things that can make it unviable. shit it could be too big for the cavity. who knows.#so… maybe… maybe not… 🤷🏻‍♂️#she’d been in the hospital already for the last few days & was getting ready to leave when a nurse ran in and stopped her with the news #…. so… yup… kinda worried. kinda really worried.#she needs it bad but she’s also been sick and surgery like this is always scary #she could bleed out on the table and I’d never get to talk to her again.#fuck I’m scared #…. so we’ll see…#also it’s my brother’s 16th birthday today!#just throwing that out there. I love that little dude.#this is way way too much personal information #you can ignore this #also I love you big kissies forever for you #text

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agenttexsflippedshit · 6 months

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Guess who’s speaking at VidCon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#I’d be more excited if I weren’t up at 5:30am with anxiety so bad I wanna puke #I speak today at my conference and I’ve practiced but I’m still like Throw Up #why am I like this

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fingertipsmp3 · 10 months

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I swear to god, if Taylor Swift ends up being the reason I take up running and stick to it, it’s going to be the most embarrassing but also on-brand thing that’s ever happened to me

#someone on tiktok put together a couch to eras tour running challenge which has phases like couch to 5k; 5k to 10k; 10k to 10 miles #then 10 miles to essentially ‘you can now run for so long you could basically do the eras tour if taylor was MIA’#so i read the instructions and i was like well. i have a treadmill so i basically have no excuse not to do this #week 1 is 1989 so i walked to ‘blank space’ at about 3mph to warm up and then did intermittent walking; jogging & running to style; ootw;#wildest dreams and you are in love. you walk verses; run choruses & sprint bridges #i have a persistent knee injury so i decided to interpret run as jog & did it at about 5mph and sprint as run & went up to about 7mph #at the highest because i didn’t want to throw my knee out #like it’s functional but i still have pains and i don’t really want to explain to my physio that i broke myself by trying to do a tiktok #challenge. like i can’t imagine that going over well #anyway. it was fun! it took 20 minutes in total #i do think i will have to adjust my schedule at some point because right now my day 6 ‘long run’ coincides with thursdays which is when #i have pilates which i would rather be a cross-training day for obvious reasons #my cross-training day would otherwise be a tuesday and what the hell am i going to do on a tuesday #honestly even a saturday would be acceptable for cross-training because sometimes i go swimming with my friend on saturdays #and yeah we usually take her kiddo and we just bounce around in a circle but i can always break off from them and do a few lengths #or just tread water and let the kid smack me with a pool noodle. idk #i just honestly felt like if i didn’t start this today i’d never end up doing it. so. i started it #i’m now going to tell everyone i know so that they’ll bully me by asking if i ran that day #ooooooh you know what’d probably work as motivation?!?! i could ban myself from listening to taylor when i’m not running #it will also keep me from getting sick of her. which… i don’t think will happen anyway because it would’ve happened already let’s be real #i have been a fan of hers since i was 12 years old. i lived through the drought. like…#if i get sick of anything it’ll be the first few songs on the setlist playlist but! we’ll worry about that when we get there #personal

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milo-is-rambling · 9 months

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Me vs outlining a perfect plan for my day in my head which I can be the only one allowed to change the schedule vs my mom asking me to do 2 simple tasks

#she was like hey can you take the trash out I was like ughhhh okay yeah give me a min (I was still ordering weed)#my mom less than a minute later : hey if you want to break down all the cardboard out there I’d appreciate it Me: actually I’d rather not I #was about to shower right after I put this weed order in #then she gets all pissed at me bc I never do what she asks and blah blah blah blah blah #like. girl. I know she can’t see in my brain but I was not awake last night watching cleaning videos and psyching myself up for a day full #of cleaning my room and showering and doing laundry and cleaning funks cage and doobs cage and making my bed and dusting my ceiling fan and #taking apart my box fan to clean it and cleaning the water pitcher in the fridge and deep cleaning #like GAH I HAVE SO MANY PLANS TODAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DO NOTHING AND JUST SIT ON MY ASS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP #ripping my hair out and screaming banging my fists on the floor #I literally was like yeah I’ll take the trash out no I will not break down boxes right now and she went off on a whole fucking thing like #just shut up.#I hate it. why do I make plans in my head of the exact order I have to do things and if one person suggest doing anything differently or #pushing my schedule back further than I wanted to myself I get so annoyed I explode into a ball of flames #I wanted to shower dry off pick up weed let out funk refill the humidifier clean the bathroom mirrors throw sort and clean the bathroom #shelves sweep start a load of laundry clean off my desk which means cleaning and organizing my closet or my desk dresser thing to fit the #crap on my desk and I have to clean and reorganize the space next to my desk so I can fit my boombox there bc the humidifier took its place #next to funk and like I want to just cry why does everything have to be so fucking difficult for me why is everything simple for everyone #else and for me every simple task is composed of one million baby tasks that I have to do in the correct order forever or everyone around m #will think I’m stupid and dumb forever like WHAT THE HELL WHY IS IT SO EASY FOR EVERYONE ELSE IN MY LIFE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DO THING #IN WHATEVER ORDER AND IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT DO YOU MEAN A 20 MINUTE SETBACK DOESNT COMPLETELY RUIN YOUR DAY #AHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT #BUT INSTEAD. I WILL GO TAKE THE TRASH OUT. AND NOT BREAK DOWN THE CARDBOARD BC THAT MEANS GETTING MY KNIFE AND MY HEADPHONES AND PUTTING MO #CLOTHES ON WHICH IS COUNTERINTUITIVE #TO THE WHOLE ABOUT TO TAKE A SHOWER THING #UGHHHHHHH #I am the worst human on the planet and I deserve infinite suffering #fuck this whole thing I’m pissed I’m gonna listen to music and rage clean after I pick up weed and shower

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the-little-crow · 1 year

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I’m going to flip shit oh my god, a family just came by my work and ordered EIGHT FUCKING CUPS OF COOKIE DOUGH ICECREAM, WHEN THAT GODDAMN FLAVOR JUST GOT REPLACED SO ITS FROZEB FUCKING SOLID. This woman watches me struggle through eight goddamn cups and doesn’t even ASK about tipping. My hands hurt like a mf oh my god.

I don’t care what tf you order but if you see me literally having to use my entire body weight to get a partial scoop of your icecream thrn please for the love of god either tip or choose something else. Like bro I’m red as hell and literally sweating, maybe just take a step back and ask “huh, does this person usually have to do this?” Because the answer is probably no! I do not get paid enough to fuck up my hands so y’all can have fucking COOKIE DOUGH ice cream. Like Jesus Christ you come to this expensive ass icecream place and get the most basic motherfucking flavor???? We have SIXTEEN goddamn flavors and you all choose the one I can barely scoop???? I’m going to throw a kicking screaming pissing myself fit the if I EVER see these motherfuckers again holy fuck. you can spend FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS ON ICECREAM BUT NOT A $1 TIP??????? I actually hope they all get fucking food poising or some shit because the cookie dough part wasn’t made right. Like fuck directly off, you can see me taking FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES to get through something that should take like 5 minutes tops.

#massive work rant #I’m being very dramatic but also I really do hate when people pull that shit #I will do a ten star pirouette off the fucking handle #crow rambles #screaming into the void #like the fuckers were all doing the damn thing where they barely talk to you and just pay attention to their phones #which I also hate but it’s one of those things I’m not gonna throw a fit over #like yeah I’d also look at my phone if I was in line #but if I’m actively asking for your order and you can’t be asses #to even look up at me I am absolutely going to imagine vaulting over the counter to smack the phone out of your hand #like holy fuck it takes two fucking seconds #pls ignore this I’m just very tired and very stressed #usually I really love my job and the ppl I get to work with but today has just been a goddamn nightmare #also I do like cookie dough ice cream but not enough to pay like 5 bucks for a cup of it

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theguardianace · 1 year

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I wish people wouldn’t assume romantic interest when a guy and a girl get along

#I’m sure this is also an issue for allos #but I hate it so so so much #some guys joined me and my friends today and they were actually pretty cool!#but one of them made it So awkward I hated it #someone thinking I’d like a guy Like That makes me want to throw up #nothing against people who do like guys! it is just not who I am as a person #I barely like girls

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kavehater · 16 days

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Oh so I’m not blocked by her ? Huh

#what the heck was all that abt earlier then #well good riddance I blocked her back before when she did and I unblocked her on this acc fully expecting myself to still be blocked but I w #wasn’t #interesting #anyways been feeling so queasy today like I’d just throw up any second #but as I always say who gaf anyways 🤗 every day I find it harder and harder to remotely care if anyone is going through some adversity bc #you all would not look twice or bat an eye if I am so #who cares ! who cares about me and who cares about you ! who cares about anything at all !#dora daily

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