and fuck you to that person who came into my inbox to tell me off for calling ben queer and not bi when we didnt get confirmation of which sexuality he was because look who was right all along, me
Star wars obsessed bf: watching the acolyte, concerned about the Star Wars lore and the implications the show will have on the existing canon
Me, a casual watcher along for the ride, the exact second Qimir healed Osha and gave her his cloak: SHIP!! SHIP!! ENEMIES TO LOVERS!! IS THIS HAPPENING??
Bf: What are you talking about?
Me: Just wait, they are going to be a thing I know it.
Girlhood is saying “not to put them on blast” or “I’m not one to judge” then do exactly that and the gc deep dives together just to prove we were right in that judgement
started reading analytical batfam posts and got rlly sad it’s much better living in delusion bruce wayne is a great parent!!! batfam loves each other!! all of them and they’re relationships are rlly healthy and normal and everything is great!!!
Yall know the part where people be like “they would’ve want you to be with someone else?” After their lover passed? I can imagine Donatella CRAWLING the second someone’s stupid ass thinks their good enough for her wife Doppio and the pinkette’s pussy, she’s dragging them to HELL
re lrb: a while ago we drove by a church that was called saint sebastian church and i was like, “saint sebastian from all the paintings?” and everyone else in the car (useless catholics) were like “paintings, what paintings?”
the catholics don’t even know saint sebastian was the excuse little gay boi painters gave for years to paint attractive tortured men…