#i’m kinda sober

[bigothteddies]

first 4/20 where I do kinda wish I was getting high :/

[oh-surprise-its-me]

Pornstar Sladick au

Dick normally works with women switching but has been known to work with Roy. Slade works with men, and he really only likes working with sub bottoms.

Dick gets to make a film with Slade but the plot is different, Slade still tops but he’s the sub and the plot is Dick has to ‘tame the wild military man’

It goes about as well as you would expect (exceptionally well and they fall in love because I want them to and they get an even bigger audience once they get married)

[flying-bi-son]

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[bluesandhoney]

Crying in the club because everyone knows exactly when the beat drops and they move in such a fluid motion almost like a school of fish and it’s so beautiful it drives me to tears (I’m high as shit the whole time btw)

[scum-g0ddess]

[boyghcst]

I rlly wanna be able to not smoke weed but I just dunno if I can honestly. Like I’ve been sober maybe for a week or two before last year and I felt happy w myself I went that long but I also was in England visiting my family so I didn’t have any left to smoke anyway

[f1nalboys]

my last $25 being used towards edibles instead of food is real of me i fear

[rosenallies]

It’s like 2am so technically WIP Wednesday is passed but idk here’s a little snippet of a snippet of something I’ve had in my brain for a few days <3

——

Anetra placed a hand on Sasha’s jaw, using it as leverage to pull her closer. They brushed their lips together softly, electricity in every touch.

Sasha snaked an arm around Anetra’s waist, resting it at the small of her back and pulling her even closer, their bodies pressed flush against each other, so close that Anetra could feel Sasha’s heartbeat against hers.

Anetra could feel herself grow warm as Sasha touched her, suddenly self conscious. Somehow, Sasha could tell and the corner of her lip twitched upward, a small gesture that Anetra was sure only she could pick up and feel comforted by.

“You’re beautiful,” Sasha whispered, dragging her fingertips up the curve of Anetra’s back, leaving goosebumps in their wake.

Flushing, Anetra breathed shakily. “You’re beautiful.”

Sasha did the thing again with her lip before tangling her fingers in Anetra’s hair and kissing her deeply, engaging her in a backwards tango to the bed in the middle of the room. She backed them up until the back of Anetra’s knees hit the mattress and Sasha was eagerly pushing her down. Straddling her waist, Sasha hovered above her.

She’d leaned down to kiss her again when the sharp sound of a snap pulled their focus.

“Cut!” Yelled the director, turning to Sasha and Anetra as they pulled on their discarded robes, “Great take, ladies, very believable. I don’t have any notes. We’ll pick up tomorrow.”

They both nodded, turning to one another as the director left. “See you tomorrow,” Anetra said shyly, refusing to meet Sasha’s eye.

“Yeah, see you tomorrow,” Sasha replied, squeezing Anetra’s upper arm encouragingly before turning on her heel and heading back to her own dressing room, leaving Anetra alone on set, gingerly touching her lips where Sasha’s had been only a short while ago.

[kimtranssexler]

Google how long can I drink alcohol daily without getting liver damage

[isdalinarhot]

WIN: there is a liquor store 2 blocks from the dragonsteel hotel I’m staying at

[herr-surgeon]

Fun fact virginity is just trading cards. I had this thought and. Needed to share. We’re talking about cancer in biology class and somehow this idea popped into my head and I can’t stop laughing.

How are virginity like trading cards? Let me explain. If two virgins have sex they each have a virginity still but it’s not their own. Then whoever they screw next gets the other guys virginity and they get whoever they had last. Everybody is in ownership of at least one.

[chipjrwibignaturals]

quick how can i get large amounts of zero effort dopamine without doing drugs

[scum-g0ddess]

Felt an invisible force hold and give me a soft kiss on the cheek shortly after waking up. Intuition told me it was the universe itself and I am quite baffled rn.

The thing is that when I hallucinate, my intuition lets me know when it’s just a hallucination as opposed to like an entity or smth.

Telepathically asked the universe how it felt and it said it wants to spoil me (but doesn’t hold any romantic feelings for me).

Buckling up for the ride ig. Beats the universe having a bone to pick with me.

[timewontwait]

a little reminder, for those who might not be clued in...

fleethero: takes place not long after forces. signs of sonic being more distant and reserved and... not himself would have been there - if you did manage to catch him before the next time he had to use the emeralds to fight eggman.

also takes place before frontiers. i'm not sure how large the time frame gap would be but there would need be some recovery time for him after he does come out of fleet-arc and into the next adventure. preferably several months. maybe even a year. hedgehog's got some self work & healing to do.

[froggi-mushroom]

This is the drunkest I’ve ever been I didn’t think this would happen until I was at uni

[junkiee]

A while ago found an old baggy of a lil bit of coke in my room & i have no idea where tf it came from but I’ve just been holding onto it and the fact i haven’t done it yet just goes to show how much i don’t care for stimulants >_< they just aren’t even like fun to me anymore i rly only ever enjoyed doing them when i was already high on downers :/