#i’m shy 🥺🥺🥺🥺/j

[dooblez]

general jake the third consensus

jake the third is @/shuueep’s abomination/pos/j you can find more over there :]

[365granitegirlx]

NSFW Alphabet

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Sub!Vessel Version

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afab!reader

a/n: I have a multiverse of head cannons for Vessel. I’ll probably use this format for ✨fleshing things out✨This feels like the smuttiest thing I’ve done on here. Idk. Enjoy!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Aftercare with Subby Vessel can go either way. Sometimes he’s the one taking care of you. He’ll do whatever you need—hold you, get you a snack, give you space. But the praise will be constant. He’ll thank you for whatever you did to/with him, tell you how incredible you were. He’s just happy to be here 🥺 If you’re taking care of him he’s gone nonverbal and just giggles and hums happily as you play with his hair.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Vessel’s really really proud of his whole-ass torso. Honestly. Just look at the difference between the 2018 Download Festival and the TOG tour. Baby boy has 👏🏻 PUT 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 WORK! He’s loves when you rub your fingers down the ridges of his muscles but he REALLY loves it when you use your mouth (argue with the wall, he loves having his nipples played with).

His favorite part of YOUR body is any nook he can find. The crook of your neck is perfect for kissing, sucking, biting, breathing you in. The valley between your breasts is soft and yummy and good for nibbles. Oh…and the spot between your legs 🤭

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Subby Vessel loves cumming inside you (it’s nice and safe in there!) but he also loves when you make him watch himself cum. He’ll cum in your mouth but you rest the tip juuust on your tongue and keep your mouth wide open. If you’re giving him a handjob you tell him to watch as he cums on his pretty tummy. Then you tell him what a mess he is🥺

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s been trying to figure out how to talk to you about light pet play 🤭🐶 he just wants you to call him “puppy” and “good boy” and be spoiled like a lil animal.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

In general, he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. The quantity of partners is irrelevant because the quality is AMAZING. But in terms of being subby, that’s a little new to him! Sometimes he gets a little shy when going into his subspace and it’s hard for him to relax and get going.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Intercourse: missionary. He wants to see how you react and he feels so good and encouraged when you hold his neck and call him a good boy! Close second is seated cowgirl. He loves to hold you close and hide in your chest as he whines and moans.

Handjob: he either likes to be the little spoon or a get a reach around while he sits or lays between your legs

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He doesn’t mean to be goofy but sometimes he’s just so darn cute when he gets flustered from you playing with him. It’s hard not to share a giggle.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

We all know now that he has a cute lil happy trail, but in my hc it leads down to a nicely trimmed patch. He uses a guard on his trimmer to keep some length. You begged him to keep the happy trail, and he agreed the second you dropped to your knees and licked up its length.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is SO happy to be with you like this. He feels really vulnerable being subby but he trusts you so much. Sometimes you two break the (already loose) dynamic just to kiss and whisper sweet nothings

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

When he’s not with you (like if you’re at work) he’ll get himself off and text you all about it. Sometimes he’ll text you the aftermath and ask if he did good 🥺 (I actually dreamt that. I’m serious. It was glorious)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He wants to try pet play but nothing too degrading or humiliating. Just something fun and brainless! He loves to be praised but also loves to be teased! He thinks your light degradation and condescension is really sexy. Other than that he just likes to be in his subby space and be your boy toy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He won’t actually fuck you in public but he’ll kiss and covertly grope you or rub up against you. His favorite spots are the bed and the couch in his home office because they comfy and easy to maneuver on.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Vessel is motivated by you two getting to turn off your brains for a bit and just indulge. He loves it when you lightly scratch his scalp…that alone gives him a semi🥺

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t want either of you to receive pain or injuries beyond hickeys and soreness. He also doesn’t want to wear any fetish gear. He also never ever wants someone else to join 😡

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Blow jobs: he likes to either stand or lay so you can get a good look at him before you start. Maybe you’ll even compliment him 🥺 when he’s good he gets to hold the back of your head and face fuck you until you make him stop

Pussy eating: he’ll be the first to admit that he doesn’t really have a method to his madness but my god he’ll make you see stars. He moves around a lot to make sure he’s all up in your business and that you’re enjoying it. Those long fingers are up in you before you know it while he licks you. Oh and those eyes when you look down to watch them 😫

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He wants you to set the pace. He likes it when you take your time together but he secretly lives for when you tell him to just let loose. He’s rough and frantic but he’s able to edge himself so it doesn’t end too soon. He’s loves to get permission to be a scrappy, naughty little guy and pound into you like it’s going out of style.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

When he’s feeling subby he doesn’t want it to end quickly at all! He wants to luxuriate in it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He isn’t risk adverse by any means but as I said earlier, he doesn’t want either of you to feel hurt or totally dehumanized. He’s willing to try new things if that’s only a little part of the session at the beginning. Then he expects to be cooed over with all his favorite things (read: eating you out and hearing what a pretty boy he is)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go 2-3 times on a good day. He loves to lay back and let you make him cum as much as you want him to and where you want him to. Sometimes you’ll go three times without him even leaving your pussy. It’s so fun to sit in his lap, cock warming him, and watching his face as he tries to relax from the overstimulation but then wince because you’re tightening around him (for fun).

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has no need for toys on himself but he LOVES to watch you use yours. He isn’t threatened at all by how it fucks you or sucks your clit— it’s just the best free, ethical porn on the planet.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Subby Ves doesn’t tease, he just likes to be a brat sometimes by playing coy when he wants something. He’s blush and hide a little in the pillows. What a sweet little dummy 🖤🤭

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

CEO of whimpering and whiny moaning. That’s all.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

There’s plenty of signs pointing toward this man having an oral fixation of some sort but he loves to bite and suck. Even just your arm or thighs he’s giving you little chomps. It actually makes you feel subby sometimes and be his chew toy.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I am NOT in the Prince Albert camp at all. What I do believe is that it’s LONG and uncut.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

You two have sex often but he isn’t always subby during. When he wants to be subby, he is sooooo horny. Like pathetically rubbing against you and whining in your neck saying “pleeeaaassseee”

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Being subby actually gives Vessel the zoomies. After he freshens up he usually spends a few hours playing something on XBox or PC, having a little snack, and info dumping about something as you rot on the couch and recover.

[dreaminofu]

realized we haven't asked the most important question: what are YOURS most favourite bojere moments?

top 5, or top 10 if it's too hard to choose :D

Okay, I’m literally the worst at making any choices ever, so I’m giving myself a real challenge and trying my best to choose only 5 (in no particular order).

1. The VKV hug. It’s… yeah…

2. After the esc final, Bojan doing all he could to cheer Jere up, dancing in the rhythm of his blues all night non-stop and Jere surrendering to it even though he doesn’t like being comforted in general :(((((

3. Tavastia 2.0 Cha cha cha. They were so high on each other. The licking, Jere caressing Bojan’s face and Bojan was completely mesmerised, the shoulder touch moment when Bojan saw all their past lives together and Jere forgot the lyrics right after Bojan turned to look at him again.

4. Ljubav. L J U B A V. LJUBAV!!!!!!!!

5. You are my fire and water. This is the thing that makes me scream into the void Every. Single. time. I. See. It. Hear. It. Or. Accidentally. Start. Thinking. About. It.

Okay, I lied, so I’m giving you one more honorable mention.

+1 The karaoke clip. Do I even need to say anything about it? I could stare at it for hours on end. The adoration. The boob grab. The giggles. Bojan shying away from Jere’s gaze.

Okay, I lied again. So second honorable mention.

+2 Is Bojan here? IS BOJAN HERE?🥺🥺🥺

[justherefortua]

finished the young blood book! Though it’s definitely YA rather than as mature, it gave me a lot of nostalgia for the post-S1 fics where people thought they were goin gto be ported to childhood, and I thought the little details and the way the characters were characterized was actually really good! I loved how many parallels there were to canon and the further elaboration on the day to day life of the Umbrella Academy (and Viktor)

I wouldn’t take the book as a 100% canon source, but here are some disconnected small details that I enjoyed: SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

- Twice trying to wrangle the hargreeves is referred to as “herding cats”, which is very accurate

- Grace custom sews their outfits and adjusts them for each member 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Luther gets a new one every time he grows, Diego has secret compartments for his knives, Ben has tentacle openings, Viktor’s looks a little too big on him

- I could definitely see how this Luther turns into S1 Luther but also he’s such a good guy. He just wants to help people and receive hugs

- Diego;;; my goodness. He loves his mom and also very much has a black and white view of justice. This is when he figures out he likes all black utility gear rather than the uniform

- Allison )::: allison )::: It’s so weird to see her feel out of place among other girls considering she grows up to be a famous actress but I think it was a good moment, as well as foreshadowing for her whole issues with the rumors

- Klaus is so vibrant here. He learned how to hotwire a car (They call Hargreeves’ car Hermes) at 12 from a ghost, regularly sneaks out of the house through the sewage system (the siblings refuse to do this) and is the life of the party

- Five was mentioned and acknowledged a couple times and every time it made me go ): The revelation that Ben had a daily check-in with Klaus asking about whether he could see Five or not and always believed Five was out there somewhere destroyed me. My crumbs ): oh ):

- Ben is my favorite character so I’m so glad he gets a POV here and an actual voice! He definitely has a good heart but also definitely doesn’t fall into the solely “shy and totally passive” stereotype <3 also im just happy for content of umbrella ben i miss him

- Viktor!!! He isn’t sure if Mom claps for his violin because of if he’s actually good or. He’s very lonely but the kids do include him a little bit which is lovely. Definitely some parallels to S1 canon. Also! Some Viktor trans moments where he ruminates on that for a little bit without knowing the actual cause, the mirror line has relevance here. I thought it was handled nicely but obviously I can’t speak on experiences that aren’t my own.

Other misc details:

- Ben gets calmer under high pressure situations and therefore becomes pretty good at pool despite never having played

- Klaus likes to jump from roofs for the fun of it and just thinks his body is extremely resilient to head trauma. Klaus. Klaus no. 😭

- Diego uses “Boy Scout” as a insult for Luther, who doesn’t mind because Boy Scouts are supposed to be dependable

- Diego has always been pretty good at dancing

- The Umbrella Academy never stick around to clean up after themselves on missions

- Ben and Viktor can fit together in the passenger seat

- Favorite meals: Ben likes PB+J and potato chips, Klaus likes bubblegum ice cream, Diego likes roast beef, Luther hamburger and fries, and a hot dog for Allison (though according to her it hasn’t been her fav food in years, and also she forgot Five’s favorite and Viktor’s favorite)

- Klaus listens to heavy metal (to drown out the ghosts), Allison likes pop music

- Viktor learned how to drive one year before this book, taught by Pogo. He has his license! Klaus knows how to drive too but he drives much more recklessly lol

- Allison once had a solo magazine cover and she can’t remember whether she rumored for it or not (foreshadowing)

- Ben has never told anyone that the tentacles hurt when they come out ())):) [BODY HORROR TW] They are also literally slithering under his ski, he can feel em with his organs, and the skin is tender where they come out

- Allison knows CPR. and uses it after one of the siblings has a near death experience 👍

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte Drama CD Translations, Track Six: Pampering at the End of the Day

I'm not a professional yada yada yada, these are just my rough transcriptions of each track in the CD because I need fodder for my simping. This one's actually pretty short? But it's full of fluff and sweetness ;-; 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

So after what was probably an insane round(s) of [redacted], they settle in for the night to sleep:

…Tonight, I don’t mind falling asleep like this. I’ll keep caressing your hair until you fall asleep. Hm? …Of course I don’t mind. (his chuckle QAQ HE’S SO DELIGHTED, THE SMILE IN HIS VOICE) Here…come by my side. …as requested, your arm pillow to sleep on. How is it? (ANOTHER HAPPY LAUGH) Looking so happy and comfortable, it just makes me want to spoil you even more. Isn’t it okay? At times like this. I always have to hold back from being more affectionate with you in front of everyone.

So like. Do you ever just cry? Because--😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this man is gonna give me cavities I adore him PLS. I'm a sucker for cuddlers 🥺💜

Also that last line like. The way I hollered SO LOUD AAAAAHAHAHAAHAH

Literally everyone in the mansion: could you. not flirt in front of us every five seconds. wtf get a room.

Comte rn: yeah and that's me holding back

KHJDGFLDKHJGDFLAKHJGDHJF CAN YOU TELL I LOVE HIM, NOBODY DOING IT LIKE HIM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Besides, I need to take care of/heal the body that put up with all my passion just now… You were so lovely/breathtaking when you clung to me, cheeks rosy and lost in pleasure. (HIS BOYISH LAUGHTER SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP)…You’re blushing again. Your shy expression…I can never get enough of it. I want to watch you forever…

And if I cried my eyes out???--he's so cute and silly and sweet 😭

(MC says this line) “I love you…I never thought I’d be expressing my love for someone like this.” That’s my line. I’m happy to have met you too… Thank you. Thank you for following me that day. Thank you for loving me (KISSES) Mm……I want you to stay by my side forever…. …I’ll hold you tight until morning. And when the sun rises again and you wake up, the first thing I’ll do is kiss you good morning. Yes, it’s a promise…good night, princess. (KISSES)

EVERYBODY SAY TY MC--"Thank you for following me that day. Thank you for loving me." TRUE LOVE IS REAL

"I want you to stay by my side forever...I'll hold you tight until morning" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 tfw you think you're safe from WHATEVER THIS FEELING IS 🥺 nobody look at me I hide my face every single time

---- …Looks like you fell asleep. I’ve been taking you all over town to all these places since this morning, but from the moment your eyes reflected only me… No, even when your eyes are closed like this, it fills me with happiness. Good night…have wonderful dreams. …I’m sure I’ll have wonderful dreams sleeping next to you.

I love him your honor, it's not a phase. I'm sure I'd have wonderful dreams too if I were MC 🥰

But also 👀 lock me up gorgeous /j

[greensagephase]

Hi- I've really, and I mean really enjoyed Nonviolent Communication so far (no srsly, it's the one fanfic I've been following with absolute interest) and I wanna be nice and provide an animation bc I said so :D

I would love if you gave me some preferences for GIFs (not animatics, my autism is going to implode /j) from the scenes you loved most :] P.S. I love your style of writing, and I will patiently wait for part 15, bc good food is cooked with love and care

AHHH YOU’RE THE ARTIST THAT CREATED THE “MI AMOR... ME DUELE LA BARRIGA” GIF - STOP !!! THAT WAS SO CUTE !!!! Thank you for creating those gifs!!! I swear to you I've found myself saying that to myself multiple times since I came across your post!!🤣

And omg, thank you for reading Nonviolent Communication!!! I'm so happy that you've enjoyed it so far!! 🥺 And the fact you want to make an animation??? YOU'RE TOO SWEET, THANK YOU!!! ❤️

Omg, where do I begin? I love so many of the scenes I’m written so far, but let me compile some of my top favorite!

I’ll go with the most recent scene from part 14 where both reader and Miguel say “Always” to each other while sitting side by side on the floor, eating pan dulce and cafe de olla.

The first time they slept on the living room floor after Miguel had a nightmare holding hands which I’m totally normal about (no, I’m not !!!!) in part 13.

When Miguel finally tells reader she’s his best friend on the rooftop (so normal about this and Miguel’s progress 😭) also in part 13.

When Miguel wiped reader’s tears away with his scarf on New Year’s Eve because she was thinking about the previous years when she was alone after her Peter’s death and before joining the Spider Society from the Blanca Navidad one-shot.

When they babysat Mayday and she made both reader and Miguel’s action figures kiss right in front of them and they were both embarrassed and shy about it in part 11.

I have to mention the Día de los Muertos chapter (part 6)! That entire chapter always makes me so happy to think about because it’s the first time Miguel opens up to reader by showing her his ofrenda for his deceased loved ones and then sharing pan dulce and Mexican candy with her!

When reader gently cleans Miguel’s face while he’s recovering from his encounter with the Green Goblin and also when she feeds him the cafeteria food and he hates the steamed carrot (thinking about it still makes me laugh), honestly chapter 9 is just filled with a lot of scenes I love because we have reader looking after Miguel and him actually accepting it because he feels comfortable with her and no one else 🥹

The scene in part 12 when Miguel gives reader a pinky hug/squeeze without some kind of excuse to play it off. It's the first time he offers the gesture directly because he wants reader to know he's working on physical touch and that he's honored she wants to hug him.

This list wouldn’t be complete without giving the first chapter a mention, it’s what started it all! The scene in which Miguel checks reader’s forehead for a sign of fever and realizes it’s not that, but rather her period and then makes socks with rice to help with her cramps while she’s passed out asleep! 🥺

Honestly, there are more but these are just a few! I wish I could mention a scene from part 15 but that would be a spoiler 😭

Thank you SO MUCH for the love and support for NC!! I'm so honored you wish to do an animation for my fic, seriously, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! ❤️I hope you're doing wonderful and that you have a lovely weekend!! 🥰💞 P.S. I appreciate your kind words and patience so, so much!!! Part 15 should be posted this weekend, if everything goes well! :)

[eupheme]

WARNING long ass sappy message incoming but there’s nothing you can do to stop it OKAY

J you know I have loved your writing for a long long time and even through my hiatus you’re the one account I’ve always come back to read. Always, no matter than damn fandom.

But can I just say that you’re absolutely THRIVING right now and it is just such a pleasure to see🥹😭and I’m not even talking about the notes (but also like hello??? I am amazed at you???) but your writing is just really showing its absolute best.

The characterisation of Logan is just always ON POINT, Wade and his comedy and meta comments are just spot on and so clever. And the SMUT? The dynamic of the three of them together?? I’ve been trying now for a couple weeks and this type of comedy/romance is real hard (no pun intended tehe) but you’re just so good at it.

Truly honestly one of the greatest writers and it’s an honour to be able to read your stuff and interact with you like this.

margo 🥺😭💖💖💖 please, my friend - this is so incredibly kind and I’ve been coming back to look at it all day and whenever I did I had to close out because I got too emotional.

this has me feeling so shy (in the kindest way). I love both you and your writing so much and your kindness from the beginning has always inspired me 💕 i am so lucky to know you, and i honestly don’t have words to express how much your encouragement means to me and how incredible this was so read and how i absolutely screenshotted this to keep forever 💖 thank you so much. I really love the characters and have been having fun - it’s been a real passion project working on these and to think you feel this way makes me so happy. (and these aren’t to cheapen the message, just visual of me right now:)

(And so cheering you on with your works!!! Te Beroya is such a masterpiece and I am always so excited to see what you’re working on!! They really are hard - I am not going to pretend it’s not, and I am really looking forward to read anything and everything that you want to share 💖)

[inkalight]

SHOUTOOO, QUEEN, and cute but deadly

I will miss jokes or just conversations 😅 so definitely vibe with this boy, (I use 🥺💕 to get away with things heehee) never dyed my hair yet I want to tho, 🥺💕 yes please uwuwuwuwu protecc meeeeeeeee /j, a im NOT ITS A TRICK IM A NERD!!!

(I responded to queen already <3)

First I vibe with Deku in many ways, I mean I enjoy drawing angst so (and I’ve been told I look intimidating) but I’m shy and anxious I swear, I try my best to be kind! We all deserve love and support! Hhhh mc energy wowwie that’s a lot of pressure 😳, lovable AAA THANKS, PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME UR NEWBORN I DONT WANT TO HURT THE BEBE, smortie? Me?? Only from 3-6 pm every other time I’m spacing out thinking about aus 🥰

[princehatterene]

Popping in to throw a 🌙 at you and to say gotta love ferdimana. Iconic. One of my favorite genders /j (no seriously I think it's so sweet how much you've developed for that ship it's adorable, but also very much enjoying your content whenever I get to see it on my dash <3)

HI AMANDAAAAA hope you’ve been doing well!!!

i’m once again indulging my fire emblem bias and gushing about the jeanne/lin/cas polycule as well as my favorite shy nerds 🥺 can i just say i looooove how you developed the gerth family with jeanne! i think i remember a paralogue you wrote with jeanne and lin and cas that involved jeanne’s dad somehow and it was a long time ago so i don’t remember everything but i thought it was really cool!!!

and Godddd the amount of delicious angst in your ship with lyon…..chefs kiss. i don’t know much about lyon and sacred stones but i know it’s Sad! but boy is your ship wholesome 🥺

also also real quick i love genshin jeanne a lot she’s really cute and cool

[userhobi]

 every month of 2022!

link your favorite and/or most popular post(s) from each month this year <3 (it’s totally fine to skip months!) and tag some CCs you love!

thank you for tagging me @sevencoloredstar @kithtaehyung @jiniekook @sopekooks @itsallaboutzayn, you all are such wonderful creators and i love seeing your works on my dash! ♡

january 📆

most popular: TAEHYUNG for GQ, JANUARY 2022 

favorite: all men do is lie 🙄

february 💕

most popular and ultimate favorite: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR HOPE

favorites:

❥ dior hoseok

❥ sope compilation

❥ cutie yoongi  

❥ 18 days of hoseok sets

notable mention: tried out this grid format for the first time

march ☀️

most popular: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ARMY’S COMFORT PERSON MIN YOONGI ♡

favorites:

❥ daechwita movie poster

❥ taegi compilation

❥ an angel for an angel

notable mentions:

❥ set that unexpectedly received a lot of attention: pink hyungline

❥ different sharpening technique used: i’m your hope, you’re my hope, i’m j-hopeeeeee ♡

april 🌸

most popular: DAECHWITA X THAT THAT PARALLELS

favorite: TAEHYUNG, PERMISSION TO DANCE ON STAGE - LAS VEGAS | DAY 1 AND DAY 2

may 🌧️

most popular: YOONGI: *demonstrates flirting *HOBI: 😂😂😂

favorites: 

❥ a yoongi smile a day keeps the depression away 💛 

❥ DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS

june 🕶️

most popular: POV: he takes up every corner of your mind

favorites: 

❥ irl angel 🥺 - tried a new sharpening technique that i stayed using the rest of the year

❥ this cutie 🥺

❥ cutie 🥺

favorite coloring: 

❥ You did things to me that I just can’t forget 

❥ MY PRIDE, MY HEAVEN, AND LOVE

july (so much hobi content this month! 🥳)

most popular: HOBI ON WEVERSE LIVE 220725 😚

favorites: 

❥ certified cutie 🥺

❥ hobi at his album release party 🥳

❥ HOBI ON “IU’S PALETTE” 🎨

❥ HOBI on “GIVE ME A MINUTE”

❥ giggling cutie 🥺 

favorite coloring: 

❥ before 🥰 vs. after 😳

❥ his hair looks sexy pushed back

august 🍨

most popular + ultimate favorite: Hobi cursing during Lollapalooza 2022 ✨

favorites: 

❥ YOONGI X “OVER THE HORIZON” SPECIAL MOVIE

❥ HOBI on “LOVE GAME” 💘

❥ some sweet words from tiger koo 🐯💛

favorite coloring: 

❥ HOBI | RUN BTS, EPISODE 157 (TELEPATHY PART 1)

❥ HOBI X “JACK IN THE BOX” ALBUM COVER SHOOT

favorite sharpening: TAEHYUNG x “UNFOLD YOUR WORLD WITH GALAXY Z FLIP4”

set that unexpectedly received attention: HOBI ARRIVING TO PARK SOHYUN’S “LOVE GAME” RADIO SHOW ✨

september 🍁

most popular: *ADORABLY TALKS ABOUT WALL-E*

favorites:

❥ shy boy namjoon

❥ cool shade stunner 😎

❥ favorite namjoon hair

favorite coloring: pretty tete ♡

october 🎃

posted a set that was in my drafts since april: TAEHYUNG, PERMISSION TO DANCE ON STAGE - LAS VEGAS LQ VERSION 

tagging: @indigonamjoon @rosebowl @jinstronaut and @userjungkook97 (please feel free to ignore if you’ve done this already)

december ❄️

namjoon brought me out of my giffing hiatus temporarily 😂

when they showed Namjoon how people in their 30′s (apparently) speak to their friends on the phone and asked him to practice it 😂

[rozcdust]

[2/2] anywho, his mom has really taken a liking to me and has been jokingly (or not, she might actually be half serious about it idk) calling me her daughter-in-law. I have her added on Facebook and two of his aunts as well and she's been showing MY PICS to their family and has mentioned his dad thinks I'm pretty 🤭 but here's the kicker okay, HERE'S THE REAL KICKER askkslssjdlalaldk

SHE'S TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH THE WRONG SON.

and she's so happy with the idea of it, not completely but she "ships" me with the older, and she's told people okay¿¿ SHE'S TOLD MY MOM AND THE OTHER AUNTIES AT WORK THAT SHE'S TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH ONE OF HER SON. even his aunt thinks I'm perfect for his brother 😫

my mom doesn't know who she's setting me up with either, and get this, she doesn't like him. I told my parents once that I like someone from work but I  never explicitly told them who. she thinks he's cocky and I can definitely see why.

his mom says I have lots of similarities with both of them and there was one instance where auntie and I were talking and the dude I like came up to us (so he can talk to his mother, not me 😭) she tried to play matchmaker and introduced us to each other and get us talking but we're both too. fucking. shy.

(ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻

he started looking down and I walked away okay!!! I ran away from the situation cause I felt my face burning the fuck up. I can't talk to the opposite gender, unless it's work related, much less a dude I'm interested in 🙃

well,,, it's holiday season and some people were thinking of having potluck and they want to have it at auntie's place (and his house by extension 👀) so we'll see where this story ends

hope this made your day cause I was dying as I was typing it 🤣 cause why me. anyways, that's my wattpad love story, but ain't really love story

~ 👑J

AYE YOU GOT THAY DAD APPROVAL FUCK YEAH BABE LOVE THAT FOR YOU 😩😩😩😩😩

LMFAO PLS- 💀 NOT THW WROMH BROTHER 😭

awe both of you being shy 🥺 that is so cute tbh??? 😭

PLEASE UPDATE US ON HOW THE POTLUCK GOES NOW I’M INVESTED

[justmypartner]

This was me on a day I was feeling too shy to not be on anon 👉👈 first off no apologises for not replying as soon as you saw it! It wasn’t urgent! I have to say that I love that you left the baby’s gender open as it’s very clear that a HUGE percentage of the fandom only see Jay as a girl dad which is a tiny bit of a shame honestly 🥺. I think both Jay and Hailey would be brilliant parents to a boy too. I think J&H in Italy on a balcony first thing in the morning talking about Greece was a nice point to end it on. I do see why you would’ve wanted to do a follow up. I would’ve read for sure!

I imagine their babies with freckles too. I sometimes write stories and it’s a non-negotiable that Halstead 👏 children 👏 have 👏 freckles 👏! I like to think they they would have strawberry blonde hair when they are super small which eventually lightens or darkens to match either Jay or Hailey

I know you said no apologies for not replying in a timely manner, but here I am, apologizing once again for that same reason🫣

I agree with you!! I think there’s a big part of the fandom that sees Jay as just a girl dad. While I can totally see that, I’ve always been able to picture them both with a girl and a boy. They’d be fantastic parents either way. I’m also glad to hear your take on the Italy ending, and I appreciate the support for the imaginary follow up!!

I love the idea about their hair changing color as they age! That would be so cute!!

Thanks for both of your asks!! They’re very appreciated☺️

[heybaetae]

me having delusional thoughts that me & hobi would've been friends cause friday night lights and the warm up got me through hs and the fact it meant so much to him too 🥺 he def would've came to cole's concerts with me. i went solo for all 4 it would've been nice to have someone around that loved him too. do you have a member u think you would've been cool with growing up?

that’s sweet that you share your in with j. cole with him!!

i’ve actually never thought about which member i would have been cool with growing up 🤔 i’m closest in age to yoongi and hobi though, so i’m sure it would have been one of them. except i really relate to how quiet and shy jungkook was when he was younger despite being four years older than him, so i probably could have seen myself chillin with him too

[writers-ex]

yes jagi they are pb and j sandwiches because i know you love them so much! perhaps you could sing the song to me that you’re thinking of? it doesn’t matter if you can’t sing as long as it’s from you i’ll be more than happy to listen to it. <3

jagi i can’t help but just stare at ur pretty face all snuggled up between my arms instead of the sunset… 🥺 i might just have to hold you by the chin with two fingers and stare at your beautiful eyes before i pull you in for a long kiss as the sun sets.

it’s also completely fine if you fall asleep between my arms after all that but just be sure not to sleep too long or it might get too dark! i’ll be right here waiting and watching you with your cute little sniffles because ur the (and also my) most precious human on this earth ( ^ω^ )

-🐬

i found one song ^-^) it’s a nice song i can see playing in the background while we have this date

also jagiiiiii you’re the bestest <3333 but you should look at the sunset not at me t-that’ll make me shy ^///^)> b-but you’ll be my first kiss so…thanks for being gentle sorry if i mess up >_< now i’m redder than the sky i need to hide in the crook of your neck for a minute…

just wake me up with more kisses please ;3 we can keep cuddling in bed or in the back of the car! it’ll be a cute experience to sleep under the stars in your arms the safest place i know, my hiding spot, my rock, my darling 🐬

AAAAAAAAAAH STOP YOU’RE MAKING ME BLUSH I-I…are you really serious with the words you say…please tell me you are…please

[duhnova]

hiiiii nova 💖 omg WAIT THAT'S SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺 i've wanted to interact for a while but i get so shy and always think "what if i am bothering them :(" 😭 tumblr is a poo head 🙄 it keeps giving me this weird glitch where if i click on someone's blog, it brings up the blog of the last person i looked at. if i refresh, it works but it's a pain in the 🍑

IM OBSESSED WITH UR WRITING 🥺 honestly every time i've read ur works i've just kinda died for like 5 minutes BECAUSE YOU'RE SO TALENTED????? ☺️ you're so sweet <3 KICKING THE SHYNESS IN THE BUTT 💗

also you can give me any emoji you like <3 what would you like for yours? 💖

you could never bother me! i promise 🥺 i love talking and interacting! (but i totally get how you feel cause i’m the same way) stupid tumblr stop being weird and glitchey 🔪 i just wanna comment and see my moots thrive without having problems when they open the app.

AAAAAAAAAAH THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY <333333 afdjsgahagah my life’s mission has been completed if i make my readers die for a few seconds while reading 😌 /j THANK YOU THO OMGOSH, YOURE SO TALENTED TOO!!!!! yes let’s kick the shyness in the butt, get outta here we don’t need it 💖

hehehehe i’m giving you the 👒 because i think it’s cute <3 uuuuuuuuh, oh gosh any of these will do! 🫧 , 🕸️ , 🧸 , ⭐️ , 🪐 ! (but if any of those are taken you can choose <3)

[xxatinyminionxx]

ENHYPEN Sunoo NSFW A-Z

Genre: Smut, headcanon

Warning: Includes explicit explanations about sunoo.

Requested?: Yes! By a 50.4% majority of survey respondents.

A/N: Can we just talk about how breathtaking he looks in that picture please 🥺 It wasn’t too difficult to write this, so I’m willing to involve him in hard hours now.

a (aftercare! how are they like after sex?) ━ He’s still recovering from the fun you just had. He wants to be next to you and cuddle and be extra clingy. He’ll certainly take care of all your needs, but he’s a bit sluggish to get up at first.

b (what’s their favourite body part on themselves?) ━ His lips. They make you feel good and he loves kissing you a lot during intimacy.

c (where do they like to cum?) ━ In your mouth, but on your face or body too depending on the position and if you let him.

d (what’s dirty fantasy they’re always willing to try?) ━ Admitting it makes him shy, but he wants to try something naughty in public. Even a little teasing under the table would satisfy his first time trying it. He loves the risk of being caught, but never wants to actually be caught.

e (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) ━ Sunoo may have seen some erotic media, but besides that, he has no experience. He also barely knows what he’s doing. Please help him and let him help you <3

f (do they have a favourite position?) ━ He’s experimenting still, but he likes missionary because he can see you and give you kisses everywhere. He loves that he can control the pace and that it’s so intimate too.

g (are they serious during the moment or are they poking goofy jokes?) ━ He likes being serious. He won’t be the one making the jokes unless there’s a sound funny to him like a slurping sound, queef, a sound resulting from your sweaty bodies coming together, or something else silly :’)

h (are they hairy, trimmed, groomed or hairless?) ━ He likes to keep his hair trimmed or go completely hairless on a regular basis.

i (intimacy? how do they start things off?) ━ It starts from being extra clingy and cuddly. You two start kissing and your hands explore each other’s bodies. Things escalate from there.

j (do they jack-off?) ━ Yes. He has his horny moments and has to jack off. At least 2-3 times a week.

k (any kinks?) ━ He’s still exploring but he’s already liking some things. Choking, oral fixation, marking, body worship, and spanking when he can muster up the courage to give it.

l (favourite location?) ━ He doesn’t have a favorite place yet, but he is liking the bed.

m (what’s their motivation? turn on’s?) ━ Besides explicit media, his motivation and turn on is his favorite person, you. If he’s in the mood and you’re in the mood, it’s time to make use of your bed.

n (no! what are some turn offs?) ━ Degrading and harmful danger. He wants to have a respectful time with you where you both feel safe.

o (would they rather receive or give oral?) ━ Receive. He hopes to learn something from you before it’s his turn to go down on you.

p (how’s their pace? fast and rough or deep and slow?) ━ He likes taking it at a medium pace with nice, fluid strokes. He wants you to feel every movement in its entirety. Plus he loves taking his time with you and not cumming right away.

q (what’s their opinion on quickies? how often?) ━ It may contradict the previous point, but he enjoys quickies when they’re meant to be quickies. This is one of the only times he’ll be rough and fast.

r (risk!!! how risky are they? do they experiment or play it safe?) ━ He values safety over risk. Whether that stays true or not would depend on the kind of experimenting.

s (how’s their stamina? can they go for multiple rounds?) ━ He conserves his energy from going slow and taking his time. Unless he switches it up and goes fast and rough for a round, he can last a while.

t (do they use toys? on themselves or their partners?) ━ He is open to toys, but they don’t have to be apart of sex for him to be happy.

u (how unfair are they? do they tease? how much?) ━ Sunoo can be a HUGE tease, especially if he’s feeling petty about something that happened earlier. He would tease or edge you until you cry. It’s all in fun though! He’s not actually upset in most cases, just messing with you.

v (how loud are they? loud moans or do they keep their volume to a minimum?) ━ He’s LOUD. I think he’s the loudest of the legal line. He wants to be honest about how he feels and makes sure you hear him. Moans, heavy breathing, the cutest of whines…he lets you witness it all.

w (wild card, give them a random head-canon!) ━ Sunoo speeds up his thrusts with his head bowed between his broad shoulders and pressed against your head. Sweat drips off his naked body onto yours and his eyes are screwed shut. “Ahhh, Y/N, I’m gonna cum! Will you too? With me?” He asks in a soft groan just above your swollen lips from several minutes of kissing. Sunoo reaches down, helping you stimulate yourself to climax as he gets ever so closer to reaching his own.

x-ray (let’s see what is going on under these clothes, pictures or words) ━ Believe it or not, I think he’s a little on the bigger side. About 6 inches.

y (yearning, how high is their sex drive?) ━ Not the highest, but he needs to satisfy himself regularly. Jerking off, quickies, blowjobs, or full-on sex will keep him happy.

z (how quick do they fall asleep afterwards? zzz) ━ VERY quick. He gives his all into your sessions. Once aftercare is over and you’re just cuddling, he’s asleep in minutes.

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