And Pangpang just called Home and Peach the Dad and Mom of their family…
To which both men froze and then yelled who would want to be that guy’s family anyway and argued over who was actually Dad and Mom.
If not BL, why BL shaped?!
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“Although Barty received the dementors kiss and had his soul removed in 1995, it is unknown when his body died.”
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first thing Husband said to me this morning—
“Woke up super hard this morning thinking about how fast your ass looked last time we fucked doggystyle”
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I just read about Snape kissing James with his mouth still full of soap, from the hex in Snape's worst memory, as retaliation
👁️👄👁️
@halfblood-princes-crown WHAT THE HELL
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"He said if the sex was half as good as the conversations then we'd be pushing strollers"
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Source: tsn_official Instagram
🥵🔥
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Oh boy it’s Magnus day! I wonder what the crew are up to today :]
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWT-
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can i beg you to use my mouth whenever you have to piss & let me lick your cock clean afterwards? 🥺
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