#i’m taking partner applications cuz i am lonely

[honeypleasejustkillme]

haha so funny

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Shipping Info Meme

Answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER?:

xemnas/kh xemnas/not being lonely xemnas/being alive

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?

eh p much anything. super fluffy? cool. super angsty? super cool. toxic relationships? well that’s gonna depend on the characters involved and how comfortable i am with the person. 

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

well asides from immortal character with not so immortal character, it’s dependent on how old the characters are in the first place as a five year gap between adult characters won’t skeeve me as much when it’s between two teens, but generally ten years is my max with xemnas.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?

probably. it’s what i wanna say. yeah let’s say probably. 

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NSFW?

if it goes beyond petting and the characters are taking off their clothes and there are dinglydoos in play it’s nsfw for me.

WHO ARE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?

xemsai, xemqua, xemlea are my big three atm.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:

ok as i’m an oblivious dumb fuck who thinks people are just being super nice or are just being IC, if you wanna ship with me, yeah sure, just approach me. it might work out. it might not. depends on the characters. most of my ships lauched cuz peeps approached me about it first.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?

p much on nearly every blog when it’s applicable.

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

i have a select few ships, but i tend to HYPERFIXATE on em to the point that yeah, maybe all the content you’re gonna see on my blog for a few days are ships. plus idk, to get the point of shipping with me we gotta be friends so my ships are with partners i’m super comfy with and easy to write with anyway.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?

yup. i’m too invested in the ships i have rn to go singleship. but i’ve done singleship before and it’s p fun.

WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:

hmm asides from the ones that apply to my muse, none really as none of em really catch my fancy. the closest i’ll come to rooting for a kh ship these days is s.ora/k.airi

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:

well first and foremost we gotta be friends first as i absolutely cannot ship with a complete stranger, so p much we need to be chatting a lot on discord. then there’s gotta be chemistry between our muses. cuz yanno sometimes the muses might be a canon ship, but will our interpretation of those muses actually jive together? after that, basically i need some content, like asks, headcanons, threads, etc, a lot of back and forth so that way i don’t feel like i’m the only one invested in this ship. 

Tagged by: @zephyrlost Tagging: idk. steal it from me. but also @rosereapr this is me pointing a gun at your head

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i need a someone to actually fall in love with me, it seriously can’t be that hard,, it’s all i want at this point

[honeypleasejustkillme]

did you guys know i’m gay? like so fucking gay.. men <33

[honeypleasejustkillme]

my selling point as a partner is i shower you in compliments and i’m easily manipulatable

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i’ve become desperate for attention i’ve turned to dating apps, lord please save me

[honeypleasejustkillme]

all i want is a relationship with a pretty trans man that will take me on dates :(

[honeypleasejustkillme]

you know what’s really homophobic, no one hitting me up about wanting to fall in love together :/

[honeypleasejustkillme]

*taps microphone* is this thing on?!

talk to me in the asks i’m bored asf and sleepy so i might fall asleep but i want interaction with y’all :)