#i'm a simple man

[bjorngr]

☠️☠️☠️

[vt-scribbles]

'Imma fuck you up'

[saxigenouscorviform]

absolutely spectacular that this fucked up podcast that updates once a month is apparently loadbearing to my mental health rn

[chungledown-bimothy]

am i gonna get #cancelled if i say i'm really looking forward to hazbin hotel next month?

i've not seen the pilot (and honestly i don't think a 4 year old pilot can be a yardstick worth a damn), but the trailers look fun and the cast is so, so good.

[bisonaari]

Bison in 2005: rock lee-chan is super kawaii deshou? 🥺💚 i love nihon

Bison in 2014: … well that was cringe

Bison in 2023: … mitä vittua ei taas, PERKELE

[i-am-a-whimsy-boy]

I have no idea if people get notified about boops but I'm booping the heck out of everybody, sorry if you just get a boop spam, if you're on my dash, you're getting a boop

[sandinthepipes]

Tales from my re: reed900 brain rot

You can't even begin to fathom how much I love seeing deviant connor being so fucking lame and nerdy and a looser.

This guy who's the apex of evolution, capable of everything nobody else can do, and then he just shows up like fucking mr burns in a t-shirt and a beanie

[ex-textura]

Fuck I love it when I see good Gale takes on my dash. Just scratches my brain so good. Tasty tasty nuance.

[thecloudstan]

GUYS... GUYS... We need to - I don't know - start a petition of hashtag movement or something to get the FFVII devs to release the full Honeybee Inn Dance with a fixed stage camera. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE MISSING ON CLOUDY DOING HIP THRUSTS, BODY POPPING, AND BOOTY SHAKING AND WE CAN'T APPRECIATE THE FULL VIEW?!?!? WE'RE MISSING OUT ON THE GOOD STUFF, DAMMIT!!!!! #ReleaseHoneybeeInnDanceDirectorsCut

I know their stylish jump cuts were expertly crafted to make the whole experience as cinematic and exciting as possible, but I would like to zoom in, slow-mo, ya know, just generally cause my own death by thirst over one (1) young man's ability to swivel his hips

[pattonflowerinnit666]

My life has significantly approved since wearing matching pajama sets. Like I might be a mess in every other aspect of my life, but both my shirt and pants have teddy bears on them, so I feel a little bit more okay

[chipistrate]

Oh hey Fredbear plush

[shadow0-1]

Gave the fucker some new face paint and wrinkles

[release-the-mccracken]

Brian x Worm because trope of big man x smol man good

[chaos-potat]

I assume nothing you are literally just a guy

yeah, pretty much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bace-jeleren]

Hey Bace! Who are cheering for to bone in ffxvi?

When Clive and Jill are sitting butt-ass naked back-to-back with each other on a deserted beach, I nearly started foaming at the mouth.