#i'm sorry jiggy

[spectaculoos]

I’ve made this lil Zenigata magnet, look at him working hard on finding the Lupgang

[wowifinallywatched]

Saw: The Final Chapter

Me: A room and the lighting of it won't make me emotional

The Room: *The OG saw bathroom*

Me: SOBBING IN THE CORNER BESIDE MY BABY BOY ADAMS BODY

[uncuteartist]

Hey if you want to watch R.O.D - Read Or Die, watch the OVA first so you won't undergo severe psychic cringe damage from the plots points episode 14 of the TV series suddenly throws at you.

[grimvagary]

i am giving all the spiders on my balcony names

[flower-yi]

dan heng's seen that face before. he remembers it flashing on the back of his eyelids, playing in his mind like a film roll burned into his brain.

where he's seen that face remains a mystery. memories of you are fragmented; split into pieces piercing through his skin and crimson leaks from his fingertips as he picks up the shattered pieces.

it is a bloody attempt to piece his memories of you back together.

(is it even his?)

the xianzhou luofu is a kaleidosope of people; most native, some foxes, few foreigners. feet stilling on the ground, his gaze immediately finds you in the bustling crowd of starskiff haven.

no matter the body, his soul sings at the sight of you. it is you, you, you, long before you turn and let dan heng see that face of a previous life time.

he cannot the help the parting of his lips and the breath leaving his lips.

dan heng's seen that face before. he remembers it being adorned with vermilion on your cheeks, on your lips, on your forehead where it gathers.

and drips.

drips.

drips.

until his bare hands (when had he shed his gloves?) struggle to wipe its brilliant shade away, the color in your face slowly fading; your body engulfed in his embrace with your head lolling to the side, cold.

he shuts his eyes.

this time, it is the darkness that greets him. no memories, no pain, no suffering. nothing.

the steadying breath he takes struggles to leave his lungs. those were memories and nothing more. echoes of the past would never disturb him. they would not shape his present and pave his future. not if he has the choice.

"you look familiar. have i seen you somewhere before?"

dan heng's seen that face before. he remembers its features being beautiful in the same way spring brings back the vitality of the trees from winter, in the same way the sun meets with the moon during each enight, in the same way ease settles in his rib cage and stays there.

"not that i recall."

the amusement in your smile is palpable. "really? it's not some pick up line, you know! you seem so familiar, it's…"

"…as if we've met before?" dan heng continues for you. "it's a possibility. but then again, i just may look like someone you know."

"no! i'm quite of sure of it…" you sigh. then, you let go of it. "look, i'm sorry for taking up your time… maybe my memory's catching up to me. how about a treat in aurum alley for my forgetfulness? that way, i can say with confidence that i've met you somewhere next time we see each other."

dan heng smiles. his reply is, "of course. lead the way."

[ifangirlalot]

˗ˏˋ 𝐙𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ˎˊ˗ | idk guys, i tried-

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵୨♡୧‿︵‿︵ 💭 ۫⠀MILES FAIRCHILD.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* Lesson One &&* Sauce With The Boss &&* Top!Reader x Sub!Boyfriend &&* NSFW Headcanons

💭 ۫⠀BORIS PAVLIKOVSKY.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* Foreplay Headcanons &&* Riding A Foreign &&* Sauce With The Boss &&* NSFW Headcanons

💭 ۫⠀FINN WOLFHARD.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* Hopelessly Pinning &&* Sauce With The Boss &&* Hot, Heavy, and Handsome &&* Yandere!Finn Alphabet &&* "Method" Acting &&* Pussy Eater &&* Worship & Praise

💭 ۫⠀RICHIE TOZIER.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* Digits &&* Bottom!Richie x Top!Reader &&* Richie Taking Shy!Reader's Virginity &&* Richie Fingering Shy!Reader &&* Sauce With The Boss &&* How Long Has it Been Since You've Eaten?

💭 ۫⠀ZIGGY KATZ.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* Sauce With The Boss &&* Gettin' Jiggy With Ziggy

💭 ۫⠀MIKE WHEELER.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* Sauce With The Boss &&* I'm Sorry The World Is Failing You &&* Digits

💭 ۫⠀SAL FISHER.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* Softie Toppy &&* Top!Reader x Sub!Boyfriend &&* Sal x Injured!Reader &&* Sal With A Hard To Please SO &&* Is That My Shirt Babe?

💭 ۫⠀LINK.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* BOTW/TOTK!Link NSFW Headcanons

💭 ۫⠀TICCI TOBY.⠀୨୧⠀· ˚

&&* Headcanons [tba]

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

I love Jack so much.

Jack: I am Kakarot!

Jack: L plus ratio. Go return to the darkness, loser.

Jack: I will commit a felony! Vegeta: What felony? Jack: All of them.

Vegeta: Hey, Jack, get [censored]! Jack: I will get jiggy with it!

Jack: Is there no pathetic cards in your grandpa's deck?

Jack: Son of a-

Jack: My poor continuity.

Jack: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Not Freddy!

Monty: So the thing about the [super long redacted] is a lie then, right? Jack: The continuity in this episode is all over the place!

Jack: How much of this video is just censors at this point?

Jack: You green [redacted]

Jack: I think we need to stop saying things with the beeper.

Jack: I'm so sorry, editor. This isn't even my channel.

Jack: Vegeta, are you okay? Vegeta: [wheezing] Jack: I don't think they're okay.

Jack: Son of a-

Vegeta: Is anybody close to winning? Jack: I have been several times but Montgomery keeps screwing me!

Jack: I don't remember asking!

Jack: Your arm strength is the reason Roxanne dumped you.

Jack: I hate everything. *less that ten seconds later* Jack: Oh cool.

Jack: If you play a +4, I will skin you alive.

Jack: Yoinky spoinky.

Jack: This isn't content anymore!

Jack: Let's go do fusion practice, we need to touch tips.

[slexenskee]

May Death Never Stop You Entire Plot, Except its Memes

Some writers make bulleted lists, some meticulously graph out plots, some scribble a rough outline... and I apparently just make a bunch of memes lol. To celebrate 1989 Bookmarks for this fic (this is also my 500th post on tumblr??!😭), I’m posting my working timeline/plot outline for May Death Never Stop You ... which is a bunch of Ru-kun twitter posts in some semblance of order. 

Fair warning, this is very vaguely spoiler-ish since it’s the outline for the whole story, as told by Ru-kun’s shitposts. Idk where I got them all from anymore lol a lot from tumblr but also instagram

ARC 1: BACK STREETS BACK ALRIGHT 🔥 The great return of Gojo Satoru

ARC 2: Fuck therapy I’m becoming a villian / Eraserhead’s worst problem child

Arc 3: Gettin’ Jiggy With It / Humarise I

Arc 4: A Glitch with Great Hair / USJ

Arc 5: Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty gerard way cosplay and I think you’re a solid candidate Sports Festival / Hero Killer I

Arc 6: I can’t believe I have been forced to feel feelings Hero Killer II / Hosu

Arc 7: No Rest for the Wicked / Training Camp 

Arc 8: THE WEDDING CRASHERS ARC / Kamino

Arc 9: SCRUBS UNITE ARC / Post Kamino

Arc 10: No such thing as too many croissants arc/ Humarise II 

Arc 11: RETURN OF THE MACK ARC / Shie Hassaikai 

Arc 12: The mortifying ordeal of being known™ on twitter / Pro Hero 

Arc 13: Haters gonna hate, but I’m just gonna dance / Endeavor Agency

Arc 14: Just feeling myself in my villain era, living life and vibing /Meta Liberation

Arc 15: Sorry I told you about my trauma do you still think I'm hot / Paranormal War

Arc 16: You know what, you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass / final arc???

[huuoh]

WILD THINGS MY FRIEND BLAKE HAS SAID ONLINE ( 1 / ? )

a mix of questions, statements, etc. nsfw included. / adjust as needed

❝ i'm sorry i'm down bad for women who can keep me in a cellar ❞

❝ fuck them kids bro , punt 'em ❞

❝ damn are you a parking ticket , cause you got FINE written all over you , aha ❞

❝ i sleep on my back so i can practice for my casket ❞

❝ 'tism and titties should be the first bullet on every marriage application ❞

❝ woof woof ❞

❝ it exploded . . . i fucking took off ❞

❝ i know that shit feel like when you open your window during a carwash ❞

❝ i'd rather hit my package with a ballpeen hammer ❞

❝ no problem, forehead ❞

❝ put a leash on him ❞

❝ manifesting wet socks for the lot of ya ❞

❝ that shit sounded like a grapefruit being rung out ❞

❝ we as a society need to start calling people poindexters again ❞

❝ my brain needs food it aint got no wrinkles on it ❞

❝ thicc ❞

❝ need me some of that stuffin' ❞

❝ ONCE AGAIN I AM TIRED OF LEAVES ❞

❝ if we see a cow we moo ❞

❝ if we see a deer we say OH DEER ❞

❝ ' it's grey sweatpants season ' ma'am if i wanted to display small things i would open a jewelry store ❞

❝ violently shitting myself due to being nervous ❞

❝ where does one aquire a steed ? ❞

❝ ARF ARF ❞

❝ this that type of cold that just piss you off ❞

❝ i'm tired of this grandpa ❞

❝ i found the best stick of the year ❞

❝ i fucking hate leaves. i wish all the trees a very bald ❞

❝ this aged like milk ❞

❝ let him cook ❞

❝ with how deep i sleep i need that mf alarm clock spongebob had ❞

❝ Ghost is just spooky bon jovi ❞

❝ butter up them cheeks boy ❞

❝ is it dangerous to fall asleep at night to videos about demonology lmao ❞

❝ i am making it a personal goal today to feel bonita ❞

❝ SHOW ME THE TIT ON AN ALMOND ❞

❝ y'all better hype me up like this when i get jiggy❞

❝ two halves of a whole idiot ❞

❝ a homie needs about 3 years worth of hugs ❞

❝ i got a canoe, don't make me pull up ❞

❝ YOU THE ONE THAT'S A KNOB SMHHH ❞

❝ holy hellfire i just had to walk a plaza the size of two football fields ❞

❝ yeah i ugly cried ❞

❝ girl dinner honestly ❞

❝ here lies [ name ] ' s hopes and dreams ❞

❝ i'm being held hostage ❞

❝ [ name ] don't even start the top of your head probably flat ❞

❝ my brother in Buddha LEAVE THE PREMISES ❞

[symphonyofsilence]

Shits Jiggy has done in order of iconicness & badassery (or the top 13, at least. 'Cause, everything he does is iconic & badass. Yes, that includes saying "Xue Yang did it" with a fucking bloodied Wen sword in his hands that he had just pulled out of the intestines of the fallen captain right in front of NMJ. Respect!):

His death! This fucking part!

Jin GuangYao coughed up quite some blood, his voice hoarse, "Lan XiChen!"

He forcefully broke through the spell of silence.

At the moment, Jin GuangYao was injured from top to bottom. His left hand was burned by the poisonous smoke, his right hand was severed, and his stomach was missing a chunk of flesh. Covered in blood, he couldn't even manage to sit upright, yet right now he stood on his own without any help, like one last streak of light from a setting sun. He called again in a voice filled with hatred, "Lan XiChen!"

And then! He pulled the sword out himself! And then! He spilled his own blood over NMJ's coffin to envoke him! And his last words were "fuck you Nie MingJue! Do you think I'm scared of you?" While NMJ lifted him by his throat with one hand and choked him to death! He took control even in his murder! In the middle of being killed! He took control! He died on his own term! Badass!

His mother was bullied & ridiculed & humiliated in a brothel, so he burnt that brothel to the ground and made a temple for his mother in its place. I'm sorry about the casualties but it ain't about them.

Was thrown down the stairs of Jinlintai, was not accepted into the Jin Family or even acknowledged as a person that exists when he was working for them, when finally accepted only after becoming a war hero was given a wrong generational name and treated as a glorified servant, but eventually manipulated, mansplained, manslaughtered, manwhored (& did a lot, lot of hard, competent work) his way to the top & became the Sect Leader of the Lanling Jin Clan. Was considered the lowest of lows in his society and eventually became the Chief Cultivator! (& a VERY GOOD Chief Cultivator at that! He helped the weak & fought against systematic corruption and ruled through a decade of peace and prosperity) ICONIC! BADASS! TALENTED! INCREDIBLE! AMAZING! SPECTACULAR! SHOW-STOPPING! NEVER THE SAME! TOTALLY UNIQUE!

The way he kills Wen Ruohan in the books! "Do what you want" "yes." *kills him*

Meng Yao, "Now, that's not the way to go about this. With Sect Leader Nie's sturdy body, he might become all great and mighty again after just a few days of rest."

Wen RuoHan, "Do as you please."

Meng Yao, "Yes."

Yet, as he responded, a cold light, thinner than thin, slashed out and across. Wen RuoHan suddenly turned quiet. Warm droplets of blood splashed onto Nie MingJue's face.

The thematically appropriate way in which he killed his father. I mean just killing JGS was a service to society, but to kill him like that? 10/10. Inspired. (I guess it was actually kinda inspired by what Sect Leader He said, wasn't it?)

The things he does every time he's thrown down the stairs? When he gets up with difficulty and straightens his clothes & his hair & wipes the dust off them and bows with that "consider your ass kicked<3" smile in a low angle shot as the sun shines above him/ smiles the "you're so fucked, bestie. You just have to catch up to the fact that you're fucked, bestie.<3" smile as he goes up those long-ass stairs with difficulty as he bleeds from the head? And that straightening his clothes he does, in general, every time he's humiliated? I mean badass in general but when you consider that he was told by his mother that he shouldn't let his hat be slanted, 'cause clothes maketh men it takes more meaning. It means "I'm still a gentleman. you cannot touch me. I'm still in power, & I'm coming for you." I mean, It's very sad. as is everything else about him. especially JGS throwing him down the stairs scene. but the thing is that every time something sad happens to him, he has the coolest reaction to it that anyone could possibly have.

This is more obvious in the show. The way he kills the big baddie of the Jianghu, the most powerful man alive, the main villain of the past timeline (by backstabbing him, after being a spy in his realm without anyone noticing anything, doing tortures for him & becoming so close to him in such a short period.) and immediately convinced EVERYONE to go "oh this poor innocent paragon of virtue, this noble lord, had to kill a bitch.😔 he must be so hurt and traumatized and scarred for life.😔 I'll pay for your therapy.😔" And he was like: "do not flatter me so, my lords. You are the true heroes. Please pardon me for not killing him sooner. I shall live with these scars and trauma.😔"*off to the next murder*How can you not stan!❤️ (like...he's named Lianfang-Zun! The master of hidden fragrance! And nobody suspects that he might be hiding something!)

the Guanyin temple is the first scene in which we see him fight. And boy does he fight! He hands Sandu Shengshou's ass to him! And remember that Jiggy has a very weak golden core. And JC has WWX's golden core that is even stronger than his own & his own was pretty freaking strong. I mean did he cheat a little? Maybe. But he had enough presence of mind to think of aiming for WWX in the middle of a fight with a pretty pissed-off JC that was going after his life with both Sandu & Zidian. And he was so good at knowing people & had such a high emotional intelligence to know that JC would fall for the trick!

Interrupting his big villain moment to ask WWX how comes he & LWJ are not sleeping in the same room (and they did, actually. Before that thing happened. He was right.) And politely and respectfilly put a pause on his plan to help let his and his boyfriend's ship sail.

The way he creates unnecessary homoerotic tension in every interaction and flirts with anyone & everyone even Baxia when he's in his openly villainous mode. (Openly villainous Jiggy is my favorite Jiggy)

Divorcing Jiang cheng without being married

Divorcing Nie Mingjue without being married

"I think it's best if Young Master Wei stops right there. It's nothing if your flute's broken, but if your tongue or your fingers went missing, it'd be such a shame."

Wei WuXian immediately put his hand away, agreeing, "You make so much sense.

The person, "May I request your company?"

Wei WuXian nodded, "You're too polite,Sect Leader Jin."

Jin GuangYao smiled, "It's my pleasure."

Wei WuXian, "LianFang-Zun, you hid quite a big land deed in the secret chamber of Fragrant Palace, right beside my manuscripts. Don't you remember?"

Jin GuangYao, "Oh, that would be my fault. I should've put them separately."

Wei WuXian, "Right now, we won't be able to run from your grasp no matter what, so could you perhaps tell me just what a creature is being suppressed in this Guanyin Temple, LianFang-Zun, and quench my curiosity a bit?"

Jin GuangYao smiled, "Quenching your curiosity doesn't come at a low price. Young Master Wei, are you sure you'd like to try?"

Wei WuXian, "Oh. On second thought, then, nevermind."

Meng Yao's voice was approaching, "Your subordinate is useless to have needed your presence, Sect Leader"

Wen RuoHan laughed, "You good-for-nothing."

Meng Yao laughed as well. Wen RuoHan asked, "He's the one who killed Wen Xu?"

He's like if I'm ending their whole career I might as well give them a "this better not awaken anything in me" crisis, too. Just as a little treat. Very bad bitch of him!

English title drop in the show

Was just dropping off the kid he was babysitting at school, walked up to the first Jade of Lan, the most eligible bachelor in the Jianghu, gave him one look, and the man was GONE! Meng Yao bagged him just like that on one of his usual working days.

Last but not least, "Xue Yang did it." (As promised)

[scuffle-with-spirals]

idk if you already saw or not but did you see that fragmem was confirmed to be a music project!! I’m so excited!! I love music projects like hypmic, milgram, and paralive so I’m even MORE excited for this project (which I didn’t think was possible!) There’s so much they can do with drama tracks and music so I’m super curious as to where they’ll take the story!!

OAAAAGHXJDJXJXJJFDJ I'm so so SO sorry I'm late to this but I have heard and I'm honestly so excited to see how the music videos and songs play out? I wonder if they'll all be posted in chronological order (so like, Red, Blue, Noir in order of cast list) or maybe they'll get jiggy with it and do certain characters first??? I really do think one of the three main knights (Hallritt, Cielomort, and Badobarm) may be done first and then they could branch out but it would also be super neat to see just any character being featured???

And I just can't wait for the voice dramas! I really hope English captions are provided or at least some form of translations come. Either way I'm a big fan of music series myself (I used to eat up the evil chronicles back in the day, but in terms of like, now, I really should consider trying to get in some other ones as they seem really fun? I've heard nothing but good about Milgram from friends, so :0c) so I'm really excited to see what they do all around???

As for me I mean...Rimicha music video would be kinda. Please...pleas e I wanna see that deranged salmon chef fuck it up on the mic

On the voice drama side of things, I'd love to see pretty much anything from Noir, especially if there's a focus on Pikero, Tuxam, or Arupek, but I honestly wouldn't mind some focus on the Blue bouquet, to be honest. Like, I think everyone's designs in there bang, but Willmesh really is the only stand out character to me in there, but I'd really like to see that change once I see some more official material come out. :>

So all in all: I can't wait to obsess over this series fr fr fr fr f—

[leoneliterary]

Hi! I got quite curious after reading some of your answers to the magic anon and got inspired to think up some more questions; I guess you can say that this ask is Magic Questions 2.0! Although, if the questions get too close to spoilers, feel free to skip them!

Is it possible to enhance an item with specific magic? Like an enhanced sword, ring, helmet, bow, shield, etc. If yes, do the royal family/military utilize this skill?

Politically speaking, how is magic viewed in the world? Do certain factions support it more than others? Is it viewed negatively/positively in society, or perhaps is there just a neutral, common acknowledgment that it exists?

How long has magic been intertwined with humans? Since the beginning of human civilization? More recently?

Is forensic magic a thing? Like a sort of magic that can trace something back to another person? How effective would this kind of magic be to tracking down thieves? 🥲

How do the laws of physics interact with the law of magic? Does magic overrule physics or does physicals overrule magic? Does magic completely ignore physics or is it influenced by it? For example, if you were to use an ice or water based spell in a very warm and humid place, would that affect the strength of your spell? Or would the spell overrule those influences and remain equally as strong?

I’m loving the world building so far so I can’t help but crave for my tidbits! Thank you for all your hard work Leone! 😊

Ahhh thank you for sticking with me and for sending such a cool ask!

Sorry it took me such a long time to get around to answer it but I'm excited to have the opportunity to dive into some more of the lore!

Magic Questions 2.0

Is it possible to enhance an item with specific magic? Like an enhanced sword, ring, helmet, bow, shield, etc. If yes, do the royal family/military utilize this skill?

Yes and yes! Almost all noble families have magic heirlooms that have been passed down and magic is very much tied to warfare, with mages being used in both offensive and defensive battles.

The royal family also has many magical relics, artifacts, heirlooms, etc. But their relationship with magic is very old and very different.

Politically speaking, how is magic viewed in the world? Do certain factions support it more than others? Is it viewed negatively/positively in society, or perhaps is there just a neutral, common acknowledgment that it exists?

Everyone knows that it exists, but most people aren't involved with the extreme levels of it. Also, different groups have different origin stories of how it came to be, when it's appropriate to use it, etc. which can lead to friction between the many cultures that populate Hashind and the countries beyond. Politically, most view it positively, as long as you're doing it the way they think it should be done and for their benefit.

How long has magic been intertwined with humans? Since the beginning of human civilization? More recently?

Again, it depends on who you ask. Some groups that you'll meet will say that it is the result of their ancestor getting jiggy with a spirit, another group says that it's a force of nature, just as natural as rain and sunshine. But yeah, it's been around for as long as people have been able to pass down stories.

Is forensic magic a thing? Like a sort of magic that can trace something back to another person? How effective would this kind of magic be to tracking down thieves? 🥲

Everything leaves a trace and that's all I can say about that.

How do the laws of physics interact with the law of magic? Does magic overrule physics or does physicals overrule magic? Does magic completely ignore physics or is it influenced by it? For example, if you were to use an ice or water based spell in a very warm and humid place, would that affect the strength of your spell? Or would the spell overrule those influences and remain equally as strong?

The laws of physics and magic work together. You can't really create something with magic that goes against the laws of nature. Using your example, a water based spell in a very warm and humid place would cause a large amount of strain to whoever is attempting it and, depending of their ability, probably wouldn't last long.

Most spells interact with what is already natural, like accelerating the body's healing process, or starting a fire. But magic that tries to summon something out of nothing, or go against the laws of nature are very dangerous indeed.

[wowifinallywatched]

Listen...this is not my official more coherent thoughts around the Jigsaw installment of the fucking incredible Saw franchise that i normally like to post first but if you've ever wondered what it's like to watch a movie with me and my internal monologue well LOOK NO FURTHER

Coherent thoughts will be coming soon, but for now enjoy a raw reaction to whatever the FUCK THIS WAS I JUST FINISHED WATCHING AND I AKSBFKABF I JUST NEED TO SHARE THIS FEELING WITH SOMEONE HOLY FUCK-

JIGSAW

Listen if you're gonna be bringing this iconic and amazing as fuck series back it better be Fucking at the same level

Ah yes your standard creepy detective who makes sexist jokes like they get paid for it and no one does anything about it because “it's just who they are” and it's one of the bad qualities you have to adopt in about this person uh yeah no FUCK THA-

Okay I'm sorry I'm fucking sorry 39:33??!?!?!?!?!? FUCKING GOLD BEAUTIFUL STUNNING THAT WAS EVERYTHING IVE WANTED LISTEN I KNOW TRUST THE PROCESS OF THESE MOVIES DONT JUDGE TOO SOON BUT FUCK ME THAT WAS GOOD AND I WAS STILL TEETERING  Listen I miss John okay-

WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN IS HE GONNA COME BACK FROM THE DEAD OR IS THIS REALLY SMART AJBRIAHE Fucking skin suit or secret child ass akdbia

Eleanor DYING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT Like i can judge this would totally be me as well BEAUTIFUL??? OKAY BITCH NOW I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY

OH MY GOD SHOW ME WHO THE FUCK POISENED YOUR SIPPY CUP BAG MOTHERFUCKER I AM LOSING MY SHIT NOT KNOWING IF JOHN REALLY IS ALIVE OR NOT FUChis

“He was my nephew” Oh my god he was his nephew I'm sorry I had to-

BRKJZISHWJBEJAHSIWBWIHSIS MOTHERFUCKING SAW MY FUCKING GOD YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN WJDBQJ PUTTING HIM IN JOHNS CASKET HAHAHHA HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO THAT QUIETLY OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH THEY'RE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD AND JUST AJDBSIHDJW OBSESSED  I CANNOT OH MY GOD I LOVE IT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SCENES IN MY BRAIN IT WAS EITHER GONNA BE TWO OPTIONS, JOHN WAS GONNA BE THERE OR HE WASN'T  BUT JUST IN SAW STYLE, A SURPRISE THIRD OPTION HAS APPEARED HAHAHAH Its like when you watch these movies, you're thinking so hard about one part of it (where the fuck is John) that you become completely oblivious to other options (surprise Mr. Coma has appeared) ALSO I WORK IN THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY AND THERE IS STRICT LAW THAT YOU CANNOT OPEN UP A COFFIN INSIDE THE CEMETERY SO H A

I'm trying to bring logic into these movies when I just watched a man get turned into a human milkshake

But this also means that someone could have taken John's body and has been using his DNA  But would the tests come back saying the DNA is dead or alive? Like someone purposely put his DNA under the guys nails to throw them off who's really playing these games I wonder if it's the OG Dr. saw bathroom who's running the show If John really is alive that would be fucking perfect This psycho mortuary girl better not have dug up John himself to fulfill her obsession I SWEAR- OH MY GOD SHE HAS THE OG SAW STOPPPP HAHAHAHAH Wait wait NO NO NO THIS IS A SET UP I SWEAR OH MY GOD THE DETECTIVE

everyone's like “oh copy cats copy cats” but it's actually the fucking detectives that study these cases of jigsaw everyone calm your tips MY TITS ARE NOT CALM WHERE IS THE DAUGHTER NO IM NOT FUCKING AROUND WHERE IS HIS DAUGHTER I SWEAR 

Oh my god I hear remnants of the saw music as they drive off from the house 🥺 LITTLE PIGGY IS STILL IN PLAY LES GOOOO Everytime I see VAIDUWOFJKSHEIEHDIJWKDNWKJFKSBEKNWKDJEKDBOSBRKANJDHSID JOHN JOHN SOBDJSBDIAHDIHA I JUST CHOKED ON MY CEREAL OH MY FUCKING GOD JOHN MY JIGGY SAWWY MAN IM GONNA CRY HOLY FUCK IVE MISSED YOU NSKFBSJS HOW THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE IN A FUCKING MORTUARY WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK NO I DO NOT TRUST WHAT I SEE ARE YOU A TWIN BROTHER OR SOME SHIT I AM LOSING MY MIND WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THEY REPLACE YOUR BODY BUT THE TEST SUBJECTS WOULD HAVE COME BACK IS THIS A HALLUCINATION HOLY SHIT  I AM ABOUT TO BREAK THIS FUCKING TABLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT My boy you look like you've aged so much Oh my god that misdiagnosis hit way too close to home alright I am John number one protector BUT HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALIVE BECAUSE THE TUMOUR AND THE SKABKFJA John baby listen i love you so much and I love the game you've got going on and you give the best monologue but HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE

Listen surely those jigsaw pieces are a set up because surely not even the most dumbass of cops would keep that in their fucking FREEZER HAHAHAH

I am absolutely fucked I trust none of you bitches except daddy mortuary 

AWWWWWWWWW MEANING BEHIND THE PIG HEAD MENTIONED SO CASUALLY THAT IS SO CUTE JOHN

John is so fucking extra he has all these props and then uses a single shotgun

This is more trying to pick who Johns new apprentice is and i don't like any of them

GIRL WHY WOULD YOU WEAR BOOT HEELS TO THIS SCAVENGER HUNT

Listen John sliding the door to people's eternal doom just hits different okay

BACKWARDS OH MY FUCKING GOD JOHN YOU ARE SO SMART It’s literally been the EXACT SAME ALL THESE YEARS PLAY BY THE RULES HE NEVER SAID YOU HAD TO SHOOT EACH OTHER FOR YOUR FREEDOM THAT WAS NOT A RULE HE SET IN PLACE HAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS AND I WAS CLAIMING HE WAS USING A SIMPLE ASS SHOTGUN OF COURSE IT WASN'T JUST A SHOTGUN I KNOW BETTER THAN THIS

DADDY MORTUARY WAS THE DOCTOR THAT FUCKED UP HIS TEST RESULTS OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ABSOLUTE LAZY DICKWAD OF A MAN YOU ARE DOOMED HAHAH

Wait what the fuck this is sus whats happening ABDKJSJEBWJDHIWVDJHS I THOUGHT HIS BODY WAS JUST ROLLING AT FIRST WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING NO NO WAY DADDY MORTUARY IS JOHNS NEW APPRENTICE DETECTIVE YOU AND ME ARE THE SAME WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM HIM NO YOU WERE THE ONE I TRUSTED NO FUCKING WAY THE ONLY ONE I TRUSTED TURNED OUT TO BE THE MAN BEHIND IT ALL HAHAHAHAH FUCK WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN FUYCJA FUCKABAFSIABKFJBKAF HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS HOLY FUCK LISTEN I STARTED TO DOUBT THIS ONE THEN I TOLD MYSELF DON’T DO THAT BECAUSE IT’S WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I ALWAYS THINK THEY’RE NOT AS GOOD AS THE PREVIOUS ONE BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T REACHED THAT CLIMATIC PLOT TWIST THAT PULLS ALL THE PIECES TOGETHER  AND THEN YOU REACH IT AND YOU THINK HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING PAST AND PRESENT PLAY THAT THIS SERIES IS SO GOOD AT

OH MY GOD I GOT SO EXCITED THINKING MY BABY JIGGY SAWWY MAN WAS ALIVE BUT NOPE IT WAS JUST THE PAST GAMES SOBS AND IT’S SO FUNNY BECAUSE NOW IF YOU REWATCHED THIS MOVIE YOU’D SEE ALL THE SIGNS POINTING TO THE TRUTH You just have to follow the rules You just have to follow the signs pointed in the direction of the movie plot OH FUCK ME MOVIE GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR CLEVER WAYS Think about it if you really listened to this movie, it’s literally telling you exactly what’s going to take place Oh fuck me HAHAHAHAH I NEED TO REWATCH ALL THESE MOVIES NOW WITH THAT MINDSET THIS HAS MIND FUCKED ME I CAN’T BELIEVE IT THE FACT WE WERE WATCHING THE OG GAME WITH THE DADDY MORTUARY BUT SIKE IT WAS TEN YEARS AGO

Not gonna lie Daddy Mortuary was kind of hot Jesus I need to learn his real name I'm sure someone said it I was just blinded by his good looks-

I AM LOSING MY MARBLES I LITERALLY CONTINUE DO ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW HAHAHA LIKE HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT MOMENT WHEN HE STARTED GETTING UP LOST IT GAVE ME FEELINGS BACK TO THE FIRST SAW MOVIE WHERE JOHN SLOWLY GOT UP AND REVEALED HIMSELF  Oh my god Daddy Mortuary was the son John never got to have *GROSS SOBBING IN THE CORNER*

AND SLIDING THE DOOR SHUT JUST LIKE JOHN LIKE JIGGY SAWY FATHER LIKE JIGGY SAWY SON SO THIS GAME HAPPENED FUCKING YONKS AND WOULD HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED BEFORE AMANDA AND BEFORE WHATEVER THE FUCK DETECTIVE FACE WAS I ALREADY DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME I just can't I can't believe they still gave us John Kramer content while he's still fucking dead that was so fucking clever You can't have a saw movie without the original Jigsaw in it and they fucking keep it alive in a smart way, not forced, but smart WAIT DADDY MORTUARY WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID YOU DO WITH JOHNS BODY I GET IT THE GAMES HAPPENED TEN YEARS AGO AND SUCH BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH JOHNS BODY  DID HE MOVE A WHOLE ASS CASKET AND REPLACE HIS CASKET WITH ANOTHER actually he works in a mortuary he would have the skills to do that HAHAHAHAH FUCKKKKKKK Listen this movie literally gave us John content, fucking ecstatic about it, then showed it was past John and that he's not really here right now

BUT THEY LEFT THE FUCKING DOOR WIDE OPEN FOR JOHN TO STILL BE ALIVE BY HIM NOT BEING IN THAT CASKET AND I KNOW ITS PROBABLY MORE A “They just put the body elsewhere/ replaced his casket” BUT LISTEN LET ME HAVE THIS SMALL OUNCE OF HOPE OKAY

ALSO DID I FUCKING CALL IT OR DID I FUCKING CALL IT ABOUT PUTTING JOHNS DNA UNDER HIS NAILS ON PURPOSE FUCKING CALLED THAT SHIT BITCH AND IM REALLY PROUD BECAUSE I CAN NEVER DO THAT WITH THESE MOVIES FUCK YES GO TEAM 1 FOR US  16 MILLION FOR THE MOVIE OKAY LET ME HAVE THIS ONE- Not me going on about how old John looks and it's literally exactly how he looks in all the other movies HAHAHAHAHAH

OH MY GOD IN THAT SCENE WITH JOHNS NEIGHBOUR AND LEG-O-LOSS I THOUGHT NEIGHBOUR WAS IN SHOCK (of course we find out because she was his neighbor) BECAUSE JOHN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD BUT IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS  NO ONE EVER BATTED AN EYE OR SAID BUT JIGSAW IS DEAD BUT JOHN KRAMER IS DEAD OH MY GODDDDD ANOTHER FUCKING SIGN TO JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THAT'S BEING SAID AND IT WAS REVEAL THE WHOLE MOVIE TO YOU

Just oh my God okay I need to lay this out Daddy Mortuary- Okay no let me find his real name Also poor fucking Eleanor she really was just a Saw fanatic and now she's wrapped up in something she doesn't even realise IF ONLY SHE KNEW BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE LOVING HER OWN STORY RIGHT NOW LOGAN HIS NAME IS LOGAN Alright so  Logan fucked up John's test results by mislabelling (the poor other fucking dude that got those results) which i feel like was a bit of an add on instead of reveal WAIT BUT IF THIS GAME HAPPENED BEFORE THE OTHER GAMES IN THE OTHER MOVIES Oh my fuck then he would have no reason to mention it in any of his past monologues because he already faced the man that did it and seeked his ‘revenge’ OH MY GOD OKAY REDEEMED THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BUT HE'S BEEN REDEEMED CARRY ON So John sets up one of his classic games, with the machine that was “never used” or they never found the bodies for OH MY GOD LOGAN GAVE HER THE ANSWER. LITERALLY JUST TOLD HER. BECAUSE HE FUCKING KNEW. HE WAS APART OF THAT GAME. HE WOULD HAVE RECOGNISED THE MACHINE STRAIGHT AWAY. HE LITERALLY TOLD HER BUT OF COURSE YOU WOULD NEVER SUSPECT IT TO BE ANYTHING BUT AN ACCUSATION HAHAHAH SHITTTTT I keep trying to write this out calmly and then get really Hyped up forgive me- The game begins with everyone having their sins AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS SO WEIRD THE GAME STARTED WITH SOMEONE STILL UNCONSCIOUS, IT FELT VERY UNLIKE JOHN BECAUSE HE'S ALL ABOUT HAVING A FAIR CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF and when we finally got to see the result of that scene where John is racing out to save him because it was an unfair start and he wanted to personally give him a second chance IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING- I wonder how far apart these events were to the previous movie

ANYWAY

My brain isn’t working i literally can't stop thinking about John being a protective father to him John takes him under his wing seeing his pain, seeing his grief and to teach him its not about anger AND LOGAN TEACHING JOHN SOME THINGS TOO SOBS listen, John is the most forgiving person IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE 8 MOVIES TO SAY OTHERWISE BUT LET ME EXPLAIN- HE GIVES THEM A CHANCE TO CONFESS AND THEN BE FREE HE'S ONLY PUNISHING THEM BECAUSE THEY WON'T CONFESS THEMSELVES NOT BECAUSE HE'S MAD Oh my god i really am protecting a serial killer  BUT HEY IT'S FICTIONAL And it is fucking wild to me that no one ever found these bodies (JUST LIKE MY BOY ADAM SOBS) and so Logan planned and waited until the perfect moment to fuck with the world Except there's one thing different from John to the other people that have tried to take his place John gives them a fair game, just play by the rules Amanda, Detective Douche, Logan - They all seemed revenge. They gave them a game, but it wasn't always fair, it wasn't always a game that could be won. Oh wait but Detective banana peel ass didn't exactly confess to freeing Logans wife's murderer so he didn't play the game right OKAY THAT WOULD BE VALID THEN It's just crazy to me that a game happened in real time and we technically got to see exactly what it would have looked like but we never saw the actual game

AND OF COURSE LOGAN CHOSE A GUY THAT DOOMED HIS WIFE'S DEATH AS THE GUY TO GET NO CHANCE FOR REDEMPTION TO REPLICATE HIS OWN EXPERIENCE HAHAHAH LOVE THAT

This was so fucking clever and i never want to stop talking about these movies oh my god

BUT OH MY GOD THE DETECTIVES FUCKING HEAD GETTING SPLICED LIKE A FUCKING BANANA PEEL I CANT- THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HORRIFYING AND DISGUSTING BUT SO FLUID AND BEAUTIFUL  I cannot wait to watch the new movie and see the graphics All things considered theyve really done these movies justice all through the years Like I'm so fucking happy with the ending of this movie And I fucking adore that we got to see John again But I'm not gonna lie my heart is a little broken he's not actually alive and well- I KNOW WE LITERALLY SAW HIM GET AUTOPSIED wait Was Logan the one to do his autopsy  I remember he mentioned something about John being full autopsied but I don't remember if he meant he did it himself WAIT ITS ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME MORTUARY HAND TO DO THE SAW AUTOPSIES HASN'T IT OH MY FUCKING GOD SO HE KNEW THE PLAN ALL ALONG HE FUCKING KNEW OH MY GOD I AM EMOTIONAL-

Now I need to go back and watch the other movies again, for many reasons, but to see if it was Logan all along

I JUST READ MY NOTES WHILE WATCHING PREVIOUS SAW MOVIES AND I MADE A COMMENT ABOUT HOW SUS IT IS THAT THERE’S BEEN ONE CONSISTENT MORTUARY HAND LOOKING AFTER THE SAW VICTIMS HAHAHAH CALLED IT (possibly)

God I don’t drink but right now I feel like I need a drink

ONTO THE NEXT ONE WHERE YOU REALLY CAN’T PREDICT WHAT WE’LL EVER GET AKSBFKBF

[hulijingemperor2]

Qin Su: these are such lovely paintings of us, Yao Huangdi.

Yao: definitely. They have captured Huanghou perfectly.

Qin Su: *smiles* what about you?

Anyways, who could ever capture all your beauty.

Yao: oh darling, don't flatter me. *opens fan and extended his hand for her to hold.

Qin Su: such a Huangdi, heehee. *holds hand*

Yao: hmm. So where shall we go?

Qin Su: anywhere..

Yao: ooo, anywhere?

Qin su: how about we check up on team dimple. They must be dying to see you.

Yao: I think they're stalking me right now. Around the corner.

Qin Su: oh my goodness.

Yao: ah, team dimple things.

Qin Su: *pokes* Huangdi.

I'm so embarrassed to ask you this. Forgive me.

Yao: haha, why are you embarrassed?

Qin Su: because it's shameless.

Yao: pfft.....not for my wife.

Qin su: *blushing* tonight.....

Yao: tonight??

Qin Su: can we spend some imtimite time.

Yao: of course. Why do you have to ask?

Qin su: yea Huangdi, but I want to see your savage side. You look really hot.

Team dimple had experienced it. *pouts*

Yao: *laughing daintily* what savage side, A-Su?

Team dimple: *peeping out*

Xue yang: come on Jiggylicious. When you are a smoking hot hulijing.

Su she: with the magnificent glowing eyes, like the sun. And that majestic posture. Looking like a god.

Mo xuanyu: a well sculpted hulijing god. Enslaving team dimple with the flick of your wrist.

Qin Su: see what i mean.

Yao: told you that team d were eavesdropping on us.

Su she: we could never, huangdi. We were just observing.

Yao: hmmm.

Qin Su: Yao Huangdi!

Yao: ahahaha, well if you wish.

But I don't take advantage of women, so I won't be rough.

Qin Su: I know my Huangdi is delicate as a flower.

*blushing*

Yao: I'll have you as my queen while team dimple belly dances for us.

Team dimple: *wiping their nosebleed*

Su she: you...want....us....to...belly dance? *turning red*

Mo xuanyu: ahhhhhhh, Yao gege! *blush* Yao gege that's my dream come true.

Xue yang: of course, Jiggy. My master.

Yao: lovely. Would you like that?

Qin su: sounds perfect.

Yao: *opens fan again* let's go feed the koi darling.

Team d, wipe up your nosebleed and come with us.

Team dimple: *speaking gibberish*

Xue yang: you're so hot.

Su she: mo xuanyu, he said to wipe your nosebleed!

Mo xuanyu: wipe yours first!

Su she: *wipes*

Mo xuanyu: *does the same* Yao gege is so drunkening

Xue yang: Jiggy can I just lick your dimples once?!

Yao: soon.

Xue yang: oh my goodness.

Su she: Huangdi, I will forever please you.

Yao: I know dear.

Su she: *kisses his hand*

Yao: team d. I was showing A-Su our imperial portrait I have commissioned.

It came out so lovely.

Su she: you both are more gorgeous in real life.

Xue yang: like too gorgeous.

Mo xuanyu: it should be illegal to be so hot.

Yao: Huangdi is above the law.

Su she: gosh that's right.

Yao: aw team dimple!! I plan on putting the portrait up in the imperial hall.

Su she: as you wish, Huangdi.

~~~

That night, A-Yao was reclining while drinking one of the most expensive wines in his empire. His eyes were glowing gold and his hulijing features were out. Attendants stood by grooming his nine tails.

Meng Yao Huangdi is already very gorgeous, but as a full hulijing, he looks more hot~ like a work of art.

Afterwards, Qin Su entered~ also with her floof out. Unfortunately for her, she only has one tail, yet she's still beautiful.

Now we know why Rusong is so good-looking. As he has both Meng and Qin genes.

Qin Su: *mesmerized by A-Yao, whose gaze was fixated on his cup.

She bows politely.*

Attendants: greetin~

Qin Su: *puts her finger on her lips, for them to stay quiet.

Then she dismisses them*

Huangdi, should we leave?

Yao: *smiling* certainly. But hang around.

Yes Huangdi. Sorry for ruining the surprise.

Yao: I knew Huanghou arrived already.

*lifted gaze*

Qin Su: how? *blushing*

Greetings Yao huangdi.

Yao: hello dear. I got an instinct when you entered quietly.

Qin Su: walks behind his couch and rested her floof on his shoulder.

Yao: *caresses it lovingly, until she pulls it away*

Qin Su: you forgot that I'm a hulijing too.

Yao: never.

Qin Su: mmm, good to know.

Is there a day when you don't look sexy and powerful? *kneels by his side*

Yao: *sips wine* *chuckles daintily* I doubt.

Qin Su: all the beauty of the Jianghu comes for you, surely.

Yao: that's when you run it, darling.

Qin su: I see.

Now my Huangdi lord is drinking wine?

Yao: yes. It's made from rare flowers. Also it doesn't have a harsh taste and aroma, hence my breath will smell of flowers instead of alcohol.

Qin Su: quite smart.

Yao: mn. Now tell me why. *lifts chin* why is my Huanghou kneeling?

Qin Su: before Huangdi. The lord of all hulijings, Kitsunes, Gumihos and the Jianghu.

Yao: *sits up and raises her* sit next to me. *kisses hands* that's where you belong.

Qin Su: *turning red* Huangdi!

Yao: what's mine is yours. Darling, have some wine.

*pours*

Qin Su: *sips* ah, so delicious. Yao huangdi always have the nicest things.

Yao: fit for us, and our status.

Qin Su: you're right.

Yao: *puts her in his arms*

Qin Su: *smiling* Huangdi I really do miss everything. And I'm happy I'm with you again.

Yao: *joking* you missed spending my money?

Qin Su: no! Maybe yes.

Yao Huangdi, I miss you mostly.

I don't care about wealth. You'll always be majestic.

Yao: aww A-Su.

Qin Su: remember when we first met. You weren't even in the Jin sect yet.

Yao: how could I forget.

Qin Su: you were so confusing.

Yao: haha, confusing? How was I confusing?

Qin Su: firstly, when you saved me from being kidnapped by Wen Chao, I thought that you were a rouge cultivator or a mortal. You weren't affiliated with any of the five great clans, and neither the minor ones.

I don't know how would I make out as that evil man's concubine. It still disgusts me.

Do you see how he disrespected Wang Lingjiao.

Yao: yes, I'm glad you were safe. I know how it is when a woman is taken advantage of.

It leaves scars on their soul as well.

Qin Su: that's when I fell for you. I couldn't forget your face. And those dimples!

*sigh* I was head over heels.

You were truly a hero, saving me, especially without him noticing who you are.

Then bam! I saw you as a Nie.

Yao: yea, I became a Nie right after leaving Yunping.

I was Nie Mingjue's right hand man.

Qin Su: ah, so I have heard.

Once again you confused me by changing clans. As you became a Wen now.

How could you be a Wen? Wens and Nies are enemies.

Now that's the second time you saved me from almost getting stabbed.

Yao: as a spy I earned the trust of Wen Ruohan, hence I got power too.

They held you at ransom, and wished to stab you, but I saved you and executed them instead.

Afterwards I told Wen Ruohan that they were doing a move that would cause the destruction of his sect. Politically.

Qin Su: that's when I fell deeply in love.

Huangdi you're too genius for them!

Yao: same. I fancied you a lot.

Qin Su: I wanted to marry you and only you! And when I found out your name. I walked up to my parents and told them, I want to marry Meng Yao, who later became Jin guangyao.

A-niang was elated, but A-Die refused.

Because they know that you're the young hulijing Huangdi. A-niang, being a hulijing herself was glad that I had royal tastes. And I was already rich and well mannered. Perfect for the Huangdi.

Then A-Die was worrying about me being a concubine or an ill fated empress.

As A-niang told her about taihou running for her life, and hiding in a brothel. Afterwards working as a prostitute to earn a living.

Qin Su: then I came of age to be married off. I was really sad, and no one really carried about my sadness.

A-Die went to Jinlintai to congratulate guangshan, despite hating him. As his "long lost son" has been accepted into the Jin sect.

And his name is Jin guangyao. Jin guangyao was the one I was going to marry.

I didn't want to marry him, or even see him. Not knowing that Meng Yao and Jin guangyao were the same person.

If I knew, I would have come to Jinlintai to meet him.

Yao: oh dear.

Qin Su: *nudges* you keep changing identities!

Yao: ahaha. Well it was necessary at the time, A-Su. *caresses face* you find it attractive?

Qin Su: too attractive!

Later on, I met this Jin guangyao, and I felt so delighted to fund out thar he was the same person!

Yao: gosh, remembered our private times?

Qin su: the best times of my life.

And you're so charming as well as regal.

Yao: and you are so pleasant and simple. You carry about yourself with poise.

Certainly I enjoyed our private time.

Qin su: *giggles* Huangdi. That's when I became pregnant with Rusong.

Yao: well.

Qin su: I was the happiest.

Marrying you and having your child.

Yao: Meng Yao's or Jin Guangyao's?

Qin Su: both! *laughing* you're something else, Huangdi.

Yao: *kisses* look at you know.

You're my Huanghou. *kisses*

Qin Su: and I'm very happy. *kisses*

Yao: *caresses her back and strokes her hair*

Qin Su: *doing the same* I want to be devoted to you forever!

Yao: I'll forever keep you close.

*lifts her up in his arms*

Qin Su: *buries her head in his chest*

Yao: *elegantly rests her on the bed and laid next to her, rubbing her face with love.

Qin su: you're a dream. *smiling*

Yao: I see.

Qin Su: Yao Huangdi. Hide those dimples.

Do you want to give Rusong and Jingyi another sibling?

Yao: *kisses her forehead* if fate allows.

Or if my empress allows.

Qin Su: aww.

*snuggles in his arms*

Yao: I believe that you need a little entertainment. *claps twice, then team dimple entered*

Xue yang: hey Jiggylicious.

Su she: how do we look?

Mo xuanyu: we'll start belly dancing.

Yao: ah go ahead. You look lovely.

Team dimple: *blushing, then started to blush. 

Yao: absolutely lovely. 

Qin Su: *grinning*

Yao: A-Su. I got a gift for you, as well as team dimple.

Qin Su: *blush* really, huangdi?

Yao: *goes, and comes back with a jewel box. Then adorned her hands with golden bracelets*

Qin Su: how exquisite!

Yao: I got you a few fans too, dear.

Qin Su: I love you, Huangdi. I mean, A-Yao.

Yao: *hugs* love you too.

A-Yao.

Mo xuanyu: you have gifts for us???

Yao: yes darlings.

For your beautiful dancing.

Come.

Team dimple: *walks forward, then kneels*

Yao: *gives Minshan one of his robes* for you shrine*

Su she: this is the most precious thing. Thank you so much, Huangdi. *hugs the robe*

Yao: *gives mo xuanyu two golden combs, all studded with gems.

Mo xuanyu: omg! Thank you, Yao gege! This is so pretty!

Yao: *gives xue yang some ruby jewelry, and a ruby studded dagger.*

Xue yang: what hot gifts you give me! *kisses his face* thanks Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: *kisses*

Su she: *kisses his hand*

Yao: you're very welcome, team dimple.

I must give you guys gifts.

Qin Su: *kisses A-Yao*

[tripl3ts-sturni0l0]

Mornings

Prompt : Y/N and Chris's lazy morning :)

CW: little cringe, kissing/ making out, swearing

Y/N's POV:

The sun lit through the curtains of Chris's bedroom window, waking me from my slumber. I looked down and saw his arms wrapped around my waist and could feel his head nuzzled on my shoulder by my neck.

I smiled softly to myself. I swiftly reached over and grabbed my phone from Chris's nightstand, trying my best not to wake my sleeping boy. As I got comfortable in my previous position, I felt him start to shift and pull me closer to his body. He nuzzled his face further into my neck and placed some soft kisses to it.

"Good morning," I said in my slightly raspy morning voice. I felt him smile against my skin. "Good morning, gorgeous," he spoke into my neck in his groggy morning voice. I felt butterflies erupt in my stomach. Even after two years of dating, he still has an effect on me.

"I'm sorry I woke you up, love," I said, turning to face him and running my fingers through his hair. His beautiful blue eyes fall shut at the familiar sensation he loves so much. "It's okay, baby. I love waking up to you." He says and sighs in content.

I run my fingers through his hair for a little while, and then he opens his eyes and looks at me with an expression I've never seen before. " What's that look for?" I laugh nervously. "I'm just so in love with you." He replies.

Sure, we have expressed our love for each other before, but we were never the type to do it that much. We know with one single glance from each other that we love each other. Him expressing his love for me this morning  was a little suprising.

I blushed a bright shade or red and buried my head in his chest as he chuckled. "I'm so in love with you too." I mumbled into his chest, flustered. I feel his chest shake as he continues to laugh lightly at me. He runs his fingers up and down my back gently before his hand cups my jaw and tilts my head up to look at him.

"Don't act all shy on me, kid." He says, kissing my nose. " I'm sorry, you just have some effect on me." I say giggling a bit. Nothing could have prepared me for what he said next. "I'm glad after all this time I still do it for you, baby." He says, smirking down at me, knowing damn well my butterflies are fluttering rampant around my stomach.

I groan and shove my blushing face back into his chest as he laughs. "C'mere wanna kiss your pretty face," he says, lifting my head up again. He looks into my eyes for a few seconds, but to me, it feels like forever. Then he leans down and presses his lips to mine. The kiss is soft and slow, burning with passion and all the love we have for each other.

The kiss gets a little heated, and Chris starts to nibble on my bottom lip, asking for access. I ablidge, and we start to make out a little. He pulls me onto his lap, and I wrap my arms around his neck and run my fingers through his unruly hair. His hands are on my waist, running up and down my sides as we kiss each other deeply. Just as we start to really get into it, Chris's bedroom door flings open.

"Hey Y/N I know it's early but- Ah What the fuck oh my god!" Nick says as the door flies open. He quickly covers his eyes with one hand and closes the door partway. Chris and I start dying of laughter. "I'm sorry Nick, what do you need?" I say through a fit of giggles.

"Well now I need to bleach my eyeballs. I came in to ask you for your opinion on my outfit for today and caught you getting jiggy with my brother." Nick replied in a distressed tone.

"We were not getting jiggy, Nick. We were just kissing." Chris said as he rolled his eyes. "Well, whatever you were doing, I obviously interrupted, and for that, I'm sorry, but next time, lock the damn door or something, please." Nick said, closing the door behind him and walking away.

Chris and I erupt into a fit of giggles, and I lean my forehead on his. "What a great start to our morning." I say laughing. " Nothing like Nick barreling in through my door to kill our mood at 9 am." He says, giving me butterfly kisses on my nose.

"Wanna go make some breakfast?" I say to him. "Mm, no, I wanna keep you right here and pick up where we left off." He says, grinning at me. Just as I leaned in to kiss him agian, we hear Nick yelling in the hallway.

"Hey! No getting jiggy with it when Matt and I are here. Enough!" Chris and I start laughing again.

God, I love my mornings with Chris

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Hey guys!! This is the 1st fic I wrote on wattpad! I'm gonna upload all my work here eventually! I write for both Chris and Matt, so let me know if you have requests!!

<3

[3cosmicfrogs]

TAKE A BITE??👀

this is the messiest of the bunch, i'm so sorry for inflicting this absolute carnage (non-sexual) upon your eyes that were expecting picturesque WIPs... the reason for this is that I'm still experimenting with how i want to draw this.

This is an expansion of a 3zun promp i got a few weeks ago and the whole idea of this thing here is that jiggy cannibalises nmj while a rock hard xichen is having several earth-shattering awakenings.

can i successfully execute this? we'll see.