#i'm stupid why would i do this to meee

[beanghostprincess]

me: wow i'm so sad today

also me: i'm sure reading a shuggy fic won't hurt at all-

[keeps-ache]

heyoo.. :3 do you still pick flowers to give your mother ?

[kringelorde]

if I have to replace my oil pump before summer ends I’m going to start mailing GM parcels of piss

[evil-lovergirl]

WRITE A RENTAL AU WITH FLORIAN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS😈😈😈

! short nsfw fic . . . florian brand , fire investigator . . . >> RENT-A-PARTNER AU! >> includes a 'rented' reader, florian attempts to tempt reader out of being a rental, gets pegged stupid instead, reader is not depicted as a 'good' person, pegging [char. receiving], whiny florian, one-sided love (char. > reader), implied one-night stand, no aftercare, modern au, most likely ooc, lowercase intended

it wasn't meant to come to this, florian reminds himself as he watches you slowly climb on top of him, feeling his heart beat faster, unsure if it was from the impending thrill or something else.

he was just curious, he watches you undo his pants and boxers, now between his legs as he feels your hands make their way to his hips, squeezing tightly enough to make him giggle and shift in your grip.

but it doesn't mean he wants to let you go, afterall, nobody else has ever made him feel so excited when simply putting lube on, your fingers making sure to get it all as deep as possible inside of him, a couple of breathy moans escaping him as you prepped him.

he remembers the first time he rented you out. he thought it was funny - people buying out temporary lovers. he's stumbled across your profile by accident ; truly, he really was just curious, curious enough to rent you out for one simple day. why had you so many good reviews? why were you so desired? such a high price for that first date, but maybe it was worth it.

however, he doesn't really care now. he saw your pretty little face, that sweet voice of yours, and he was smitten. you put up with his eccentricity - even if it was in the name of money - better than anyone else he's ever met.

how could he not love it when you pull your fingers out of him, leaving him to whine at the emptiness before pressing the tip of your strap against his hole that tightened around nothing?

"you know, y-you- haah - could d-do this every- nnghh - day to m-me," he pants out as you huff at his words. nothing new to you, of course.

"let's not fantasize about such things now, doll." you chastise, not giving him a word before slamming your hips into his, his eyes immediately rolling back as he tensed for a moment.

"ngh! g-give me a- haah - warning first, why don't y-you?"

"i thought you liked the surprise?" you muse as your hands grip his waist tight enough to leave red marks in their wake before you slowly begin to move the strap insid of him.

"you know me sooo well..." he mumbled with a silly grin as his arms reached out to loops around your neck, ankles locking behind your back.

"maybe because you rent me out too much," your thrusts become a bit rougher, causing him to bite his bottom lip and let out a huff from his nose.

"don't s-say that, you know, you l-like- mm.. this as much a-as i do," his eyes fluttered shut for a moment from the feeling of your strap buried so deeply inside of him, drool dripping out his mouth as he parted his lips, "you l-love me, don't you?"

"you know what my answer is to that," your thrusts grow rougher, tip of the strag hitting his prostate, causing his back to arch off the mattress and a long mewl to escape him as you continued to pound into his sensitive spot.

"y-you're shooo mean... you wouldn't - ah, ah - choose meee?"

"i'd choose your money," you tease as you continue to pound into him, rougher and rougher until he clawed at your back and shoulders, whining as he was close to his climax.

"youu.. a-ahh, nnmmf... too good," he melwed, drool freely falling down his chin before he tightened his legs around your back, grinding himself down onto the strap as he let out a loud and long moan, cumming all over his own abdomen.

"yeah, i can see." you mumble in amusement, hands letting go of his waist rather swiftly after his release. his arms loosen around your neck before he moved one hand to hold onto your forearm.

"y-you.. gonna clean me.. up?"

a cruel smile grew onto your lips.

"why would i? i'm not your lover."

[iceclew]

Did I accidently write more than just a few lines of dialogue for this scene?... *shyly fumbling with fingers* 🥹👉👈 maybe...

Sorry, I suck at words and this isn't betaread nor properly proofread and I am not native english, I'm very sorry in advance...

full story down below

(Chappel Roan - Love me Anyway)

(Benson Boone - Slow it Down)

"VICE-CAPTAIN!!!!"

The tiny moving plush-like thing in his hand apparently started screaming as well now.

"WHY ALWAYS MEEE!?!?"

What looked like the chibi mini-version of the Defence Force's biggest trump card, struggled to hold on his thumb, kicking around those little feet of his.

"Well, now I'm quite curious abut THAT story..."

"I CAN'T TURN BACK AND I AM T I N Y !!! (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )"

"I see that... How'd you even get in here?"

Tiny #8 stopped fidgeting a bit. Instead two unproportionally big round dark eyes goggled at him. It was undeniably adorable to look at. "Well after THIS happened, I couldn't grab my phone on the table anymore, so I ran around to find someone, but I figured Narumi and Kikoru would very likely take advantage of my situation and do something stupid with me."

"Oh yeah, they definitely would and I get why, honestly."

"So I ran around to find you, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BIG THE 1st DIVISION IS, WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS, OK?! And then I saw the slightly opened window and just crawled in... ༼☯﹏☯༽"

"Wait... you know where my temporary place in the 1st Division is located? Why?"

"....Coincidence? (*ﾟｰﾟ) "

He sighed. "Well just when you think you saw everything...Kafka Hibino enters the stage..."

"SIR, WHAT SHOULD I DO?? WHY ARE THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME??"

"you really want me to answer that, bud?", he barely tried to hide the undertone of his voice, which left the small creature on the palm of his hand baffled for a second.

"Wha-? HEY, MEAN!! What are you on about!?"（＞д＜）

"Yeah, maybe, I don't know STOP CHANGING in general, like I told you f.ex.. or maybe stick to your training routine without going OVERBOARD on a regular basis? How 'bout that?"

The big dark round eyes got even bigger with every word spoken.

"Yeah, don't look at me like that, I might coincidently got wind of stuff, you know?"

His unexpectedly open and emotional response threw Kafka off. For a second he forgot about his *tiny* main problem, his mind jumped between confused and worried and he couldn't comprehend with his reaction for now. After some awkward seconds in silence, Hoshina's tone grew significantly calmer, but still sort of off to his usual self-assured expression. "Well at least this time you're actually telling me about stuff that bothers you, huh?"

Silence again. While hanging from the palm of his Vice-Captain's hand Kafka realized something (besides his size) was different. His senses grew more aware of his surroundings to find answers.

"Are... are you drunk, sir?"

Besides the slight scent of alcohol in the air, and the - well quite obvious - bottle of sake on the table, the startled twitch on his face confirmed Kafka's guess was right. Other than the sake the only other thing on the table were some snacks. Another odd thing to Kafka, who was used to see Hoshina's surroundings stuffed with documents, loose papers, books and other work related things.

The silence lingered around them uncomfortably. To Kafka's suprise Hoshina was seemingly struggling with words. A look on his face Kafka couldn't remember seeing before. Now his mind definitely jumped to 'worried'.

Hoshina tried to mimic an insulted face and looked away. "A little tippsy at most... I'm off-duty for tonight.." Besides the slightly blushed nose and cheeks, Kafka now noticed some dark circles under red eyes. "..and despite my gut telling me better, I assumed I probably won't be needed anymore today, and that I could hang loose a little. It's not my Division after all, there's another Captain and Vice-Captain in charge here. So I might as well make use of that chance... Should have known, it would end up that way or another.. " He smiled a bit and Kafkas felt like his heart clenching from the sight. "Although I definitely should have placed my bet on YOU to be the reason for that." He chuckled lightly, while his expressions grew somewhat softer.

"I'm sorry, Sir."

"Nah, it's fine. As if I didn't get used to your-"

"I never put much thought to it, but ever since the Defence Force started preparing for the big counter attack on #9 your workload must've at least doubled in the 3rd and 1st Division.. and here I am still taking over the rest of your time as well..."

"Don't like where this is going, officer... You're not starting pitying me, are ya?"

"No I-...I just feel like.. I didn't realize, and there for not appreciated your work enough.." Silence. "And also.." The tiny kaiju had his look glued to the floor in front of him for a while now. "I know you told me to brush it off earlier but,... I truly regret ... not telling you about... #8 n'stuff.. I'm sorry... I'd change that if I could.."

A small plushy-sized Kaiju was gently put back on the ground again. Hoshina scratched his nose for a second, before bending far back to the other side of the room. He grabbed for his smartphone that was burried in piles of carelessly pushed aside documents.

"As I said. You're here now, aren't ya?" When he got his phone he chose to stay laid down on the floor and started typing something on the lightened screen.

A tiny transformed Kafka carefully made his way around and walked up on eye-level with Hoshina's face again. Once again overwhelmed by his current state of being, he let himself fall back on the floor and sat on the ground. "So... what should I do?"

"The first thing WE do is trying to make some calls. But since you seem to be in no life-threatening condition, we might have to wait 'till tomorrow for a first medical examination. If that's the case you'll stay, and I get you down to the lab first thing in the morning."

"Wait!" The tiny Kaiju made a suprisingly far jump right up to Hoshina's chest and pressed the (for him very big) red hang-up button on the screen with both paws. "You're right about that, I won't die this second from being tiny, so we might as well wait for tomorrow."

The questioning look on the opposite's face made a tiny Kafka look away and scratch his neck shyly. "Well, since you're ... I dunno,... I feel like, I can't have you be seen d-dru- .. like this by other officials of the 1st Division, b-because of me..."

A finger poked his forehead, which caused a tiny being like him to fall right back landing on warm soft fabric of Hoshina's shirt.

"Idiot. But you might be right about that."

[eluminium]

Skizz Week 2 Day 2! We keep goin' on! Wooo! As always, thank you @skizzlemanweek for the prompts!

Prompt 2: Sun / Storm

Ugh, and there goes his day.

Skizz sighs as he looks out through the one-block gap where the entrance to his base usually is. Outside, a literal waterfall of rainwater pounds into the staircase as it runs off of the crack. He can't see much past that but he can't imagine that it's any less wet. Which makes progress on his projects impossible, unless he wants to work without the ability to fly and while being waterlogged by the server.

"I can't be too mad though, it's not like I didn't know" He reluctantly grumbles to himself, stepping away from the one-wide. Xisuma had warned them all about the power of this storm a week in advance. It's just his terrible luck that the storm came right when he actually wanted to work!

"Just because you knew doesn't make it suck any less" His brain uselessly quips as he sits down on his empty bed. And by "it", his brain means "The Cold". Skizz grits his teeth at the reminder, at the feeling of aching numbness eating at his joints and digging into his chest. He rubs his arms to try and create some friction warmth, but it barely lasts a second before he's cold and sluggish again. He flops down on the bed grumpily.

Every time! Every time he builds a base he forgets to put some kind of heat source, and then it inevitably gets cold and his limbs move like someone injected slushie straight into his bloodstream. You'd think he had learned his lesson the 500th time it happened, but apparently not! He can't even go and try to steal body heat from Impulse like he usually does! Now he has to do stuff like block off his entrance just to try and keep some heat in!

He huffs in frustration. There's gotta be something more he can do to try and keep warm! Heaving himself back up, he drags his feet into the storage room. It's just as cold as the main room, owing to the hole that leads into Breadstick's pasture, so hunkering down here is a no-go. But he does have a decent supply of wool and blankets. He stuffs as much as he can into his inventory and stumbles back out into the main room. That's when he spots it. His savior! The Woe Room! The one place in his base where there aren't any goddamn holes leading to the outside!

He nearly kicks open the door in excitement and starts throwing the contents of his inventory into the small space. After emptying everything out, he heads back to get more from the storage.

"SKIZZ!"

He's in the middle of throwing another blanket through the door but it just drops to his feet as he screams in surprise. With a quick twist and his mitts up and ready, he glares at the source of the voice.

…Which happens to be Tango's bald and wet head sticking through the aforementioned one-wide hole.

"TOP?! What the hell man?! What are you doing?!" Skizz yells in utter confusion. Why is he outside during a massive storm? He, of all people?

"Clearly I'm STUCK in your BLOCKED OFF DOOR! HELP MEEE!" Tango screeches in panic as he tries to wiggle through the hole. Seems like his shoulders are too broad to fit through cleanly. If the situation was less urgent, Skizz would have taken at least 30 seconds to just laugh at Tango's misfortune, but instead, he grips his newly summoned pickaxe and swiftly digs out the block underneath. He then grabs onto Tango's shoulder and drags him into the safety of his base.

"Oh, sweet dryness! Thank you roof!" Tango exclaims with his arms held up in the air like he's praying or something. Skizz snorts at that, and he starts properly giggling when he notices Tango is DRENCHED. The flame on his head is fully out and under him, a puddle of water slowly expands outward.

"What were you doing outside, dude?" Skizz questions with a grin as he grabs a torch from the wall. Tango glares at him.

"What do you think I was doing? Taking a shower in public?" He grumbles, looking extra grumpy with water dropping from his stupid face.

"You shower with your clothes on?!" Skizz giggles as he bonks the torch on Tango's head, which Tango dignifies with a "yeouch!". The flame tries to spread but the lingering water stubbornly puts it out any time it catches.

"No! I- You know what I mean!" Tango huffs while crossing his arms, looking about 75% done with Skizz's giggling.

"Well, you gotta get outta those clothes now anyway," Skizz tsks and hands Tango the torch. He registers that he's supposed to put the torch against his head before he registers what Skizz just said, but really, the difference is in milliseconds.

"DAEYGH- Take me to dinner first, at least!" He barks out, a light blush decorating his cheeks.

Skizz cackles. "Come on, man! We've run through the Nether naked, we've run through an Ancient City naked, and we've run through a Trial Chamber naked! There's nothing under there I haven't seen before, Top!" He puts another blanket and a pillow in the Woe Room. Thank the Void for Impulse gifting him a bunch of beds as a joke.

Tango bristles. "I don't want to add your base to the list of things I've ran around naked in though!"

"Oh, you're such a whiner! Take this and shut up!" Two towels fly through the air and nail Tango in the chest hard enough that he almost falls over. Mumbling some choice but fond words for Skizz, he takes his wet butt behind the chests in the storage room.

Skizz, for his part, starts organizing the pile of soft and warm things in the Woe Room into some sort of massive nest. Every bit of the floor is covered in blankets, wool, mattresses, and pillows, creating a rather cozy atmosphere. The torches on the walls cast the place in a soft light. The storm still rages outside, strong as ever.

Soon enough, Skizz claps his hands together.

"Job well done!" He smiles, already feeling warmer. Tango peaks his now on-fire head in.

"You got room for one more in your mancave here?" He asks, despite already knowing the answer.

Skizz scratches his chin dramatically. "Hmmm, I don't know, Top. Maybe there's not enough room for the both of us…HMMMM…I'll let you stay if you warm up the room!"

Tango rolls his eyes, but dutifully steps in, one of the towels comfortably wrapped around him. It's not like he can choose to not warm the room up unless he wants to pour another water bucket on his head.

He sits down near Skizz, and a little book and quill fall out from the towel. He wastes no time picking them up and flipping through the pages. It must be a notebook of some kind. Skizz snorts, typical Tango to keep working even if he's stuck inside someone's base and only dressed in a towel. In turn, Skizz takes out a Rubik's cube from his inventory. He can't just sit here, after all, then he'll get bored!

They sit in comfortable silence, only occasionally broken up by random noises of frustration or success or confusion. Maybe a few conversations here and there, too. Outside, thunder roars and the rain plows onwards. But it's a lot less annoying and a lot more cozy now that Skizz isn't freezing his nips off and he has a buddy to hang out with. A buddy who happens to be a walking hearth fire, too!

Y'know what, maybe his day wasn't as wasted as he made it out to be.

[pstelwitchcraft]

It's safe to say I am losing my mind over the new animated intro. There's something so satisfying abt seeing these characters I love so much animated in such a truly beautiful way and all the little moments had me gushing over them even more.

That being said i just HAD to make a little scene by scene 'review' of everything on 0.25 speed.

(I didn't want to go over tumblr's stupid number of images rule and there was so much I know i've missed some stuff so you're welcome to reblog with your favorite moments if i missed them, I tried to narrow it down as much as i could and even then this is still gonna have 2-3 parts for sure.)

My Scene-by-Scene of the new intro (part 1)

- We start off with the legend himself, had to put this in bc I love seeing how they honor matt in things like this and it's always fun to find his little cameos + we get to have a look at some of his amazing npcs

- starting off with some allies, Xandis and Ira, who both look just as cool as I imagined

- i love NK's whole design, he looks real svelte + his little shark teeth freak me out which is great

- Xandis is real hot surprising no one... i want them back 🥺

- We get into the villains now with Otohan, Lilliana and Ludy boy

- I love that lud gets like, half a second screentime, he'd be APALLED

- otohan and lilliana!!!!! (Kinda want them to step on me but be nice to bells hells pls)

- writing this i sort of realize that i'm 1000% more scared of otohan than lulu which is kind of funny but also totally justified since the last time we saw her it was like- the worst day of my life

- this made me tear up!!

- get all your tissues girlies we're crying in the club

- ITS WILL 😢😢 and DERRIG!!! 😭😭😭

- god liam why do u do thissss to meee

- All of our lost friends standing in the red storm 🥺

- the lumas twins, bertrand and eshteross...

- hot daddy orc come back to me 😭 I miss your cookies 😩

- love that we get this little nod to the silver sun and the *checks notes* FIFTY NINE times they were flung off of it in the very short time they owned it

- also... watcha doing there fearne? Stop stealing from ashton! (Or maybe dont its kinda hot)

- the girlfriends falling in each other's arms 🥺

- they are honestly so so cute i would die for these sapphic witches

- the ammount of little nods to them was also really really sweet, they're c3's fav ship and it shows

- we won besties 😭

(part 2)

[sulumuns-dootah]

21.12. Paimon - Matching sweaters

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A/N: Writing this made me realise how much I enjoy writing for Paimon, so pleeease someone request something with them or I will start coming up with ideas - this is a threat!

⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

₊˚⊹.* The Yule festival of Hell *.⊹˚₊

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“Y/N~! You gotta see thisss!” Paimon bursts into your room without knocking. Although the clacking of their shoes running to your room can be taken as a warning by itself.

“Yes, bestie?” you match their enthusiasm or at least you try to do so.

“I just saw this thing online and I know we only we can pull this offf!” they show you their phone screen. It shows a picture of a matching set of Christmas sweaters. One says 'I'm the nice one' and the other 'I'm the naughty one'. They are pretty ugly, but good enough for them to be worn ironically.

“Ugly sweaters?” you ask kinda unsure if they're serious or also find them ironically funny.

“Yesss! I'll be the naughty one and you'll be the nice~!” it sounds that they're serious, but why ruin their excitement with the fact that these things are sort of an outdated gag now.

“Me? Nice? You know best that I'm not nice, Pai.” you giggle and wink at them, reminding the both of you of all the fun times you've spent playing in their mirror room.

“Oh I knowww! But you still are nicer than meee!” they pout and wave their phone dramatically in front of your face. They're practically sitting in your lap begging you to agree with their idea.

“Okay then, I guess. If that's what would make you happy then sure, but we'll only wear them for a few photos and then never again.” you sigh and defeat. Paimon is like an excited puppy and you can't bring yourself to make those shining eyes glint with sadness.

“Yaay~! Just so you know I've already ordered them, so they should be here any day nowww!” they practically shake with happiness.

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When the sweaters arrive, you're not exactly over the moon. Somehow even the idea of wearing it for few minutes makes you cringe internally. Just looking a them spread out on your bed has you paranoid that your room will soon have a 'Live Laugh Love' writing on a wall and 'Friends' will be the only show you'll find funny anymore.

“So~, what do you thinkkk? Cute, righttt?” Paimon fiddles with their phone to get the best camera settings for some amazing photos.

“They're... Ugh... Okay, I guess.” you scratch the back of your neck to subtly signal your distaste without having to say it out loud.

“Okay~! Time to changeee, Y/N~!” the cute demon starts unbuttoning their vest and shirt to pull the sweater over their head.

You sigh and do the same. Looking at yourself in the mirror you feel stupid. And what's worse is that the fit and color of it look good on you. Still, you try to fake some level of happiness to keep Paimon happy.

“Smile, Y/N~! I can see the disgust in your eyes, but try to look happy in the photo, pleaseee. Maybe you can think about the things we'll do when I take the sweater off of youuu!” they mutter to you and snap few selfies.

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But wait, this demon also has a gift for you!

"I've noticed your phone isn't as cute as mineee. I got you something to make it cuterrr!"

[blond-jerk-tourney]

Champagne Bracket: Round 3, Poll 1

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Yoshiya "Joshua" Kiryu

He’s a bitch and a hate (love) him. I will now quote him below: "Sigh... I don't do the whole sweating thing, Neku." "Very impressive, Neku. Show those fifth graders who's boss." "Who needs other people's values? It's easier to just live by your own rules." "Oh! I can't say I'm particularly interested, but... I'll go ahead and ask, for the sake of convenience. Do you have a name?"

Smug asshole. Always playing mind games with the player character. Has many secrets but never shares them. Also did a bunch of spoilery shit.

Byakuya Togami

Very elitist, constantly calls others "commoners", talks about how he is gonna kill someone and get out of the killing game, hangs up a corpse and writes a message with their blood on the wall because he already knows the murderer but wants to see who is smart, complains the other students left him out even though he made sure to tell them every time that he wants nothing to do with them, pretty sure he screams in the 4 chapter " How can you know something I don't know?!", the only reason he doesn't qualify as a villain is cus he doesnt kill someone and in the end works with the rest of the survivors. He also constantly wants the protagonist to tell the rest what he knows

he's mean and self-centered and sees himself as above everyone else.

such a cunt 😭 doesnt eat breakfast w everyone and spends all his time in the library. (also he tampered with a crime scene but spoilers)

His title is literally, get this, "ultimate affluent progeny" Fucking look at him /hj Treats everyone as inferior in every way, even when they're trying to solve a murder he goes "how did YOUUU figure this out before MEEE???? >:0" Constantly has an "Me vs. Them" mentality about everything so he feels the need to prove himself to be superior - Messes with crime scenes because it would "make them more interesting" (purposefully incriminating someone else, who he didn't like) Actual quotes by him: "I'm only here to get breakfast. I have neither need nor desire to talk to you. Now withdraw." "You're like a child lost in the woods, you know that? A total waste of space." "You know, I still just can't believe it... That an uneducated, brain-dead, useless piece of garbage like you has survived this long." "You have only yourself to blame—you came to me with your tragic little story. I didn't ask you to. This is the real world, not some romantic fantasy fairytale."

This rich mf… He spends the entire game being a snobby, condescending, uncaring asshole. He becomes relatively nicer by the end but never stops being a dick. He also desecrated a corpse once for funsies. He’s also stupid but he doesn’t know that. I both like and hate him. It’s complicated.

He's an heir to a wealthy family corporation and he sure does act the part. He acts like he's better than everyone else and thinks they're not worth his time. He's just a huge asshole. (SPOILERS) He tampers with a murder scene just for fun and outs another student's secret alter, knowing full well it was irrelevant to the case. He also has a small breakdown about being wrong in another trial. By the end, he becomes a bit more likeable and kinda a tsundere that pretends like he doesn't care about the other survivors (but he totally does). Still very much an asshole though. He's a fucked up lil guy and something about him draws me to him. I would kick his rich bastard shins IRL given the chance, however.

He is emotionally detached from his classmates…

why you should vote byakuya "tell em naegi" thanks for watching like and subscribe

[airplanned]

WIP Wednesday

I've been reading a lot of dire and horrifying and amazing stories lately, and I wanted to write something Super Goofy.

So here's the One Piece guys trying to con Nami to win a bet, which goes exactly as well as expected and has no intro whatsoever.

...

"You bet on when we would hook up?" Zoro asks.

"Uhhh," Usopp says.

Why the fuck would they do that?  That's one of the weirdest things he's ever heard that didn't involve magic or unicycles or Luffy.

Okay, maybe it's not really that weird, but it still doesn't make any sense.

From across the room, Sanji looks so confused that he can't even speak, something that has never happened before.  He just has his stupid eyes squinted and his mouth half open about to say something.  Then a different something.  Then a different something..  Zoro's just thinking that maybe Usopp's nonsense has a silver lining after all, when Sanji eventually lands on, "...Why?"

Usopp looks back and forth between them, but doesn't answer.

"How much was the bet?" Sanji asks.

"A million berry?"  As soon as he says it, Usopp throws up his hands to defend himself.  "I was drunk!  And I don't have a million berry, so maybe if y'all could just hold out--I mean, if you could continue not making out until after midsummer, I'd really appreciate it."

"I'm not doing anything you'd appreciate right now," Zoro mutters, even though on second thought, not making out is exactly how he wants this situation to play out, so what is he even talking about?  Thankfully Usopp is too nervous to notice the stupid thing he just said, and Sanji has his head tilted as he thinks way too hard about something else.

"So Nami bet before midsummer," Sanji says.

"Yeah."

"And you bet before when?"

"I bet--Oh!  I bet never.  Because you two aren't like that.  Obviously.  See, I'm on your side."  He nods enthusiastically.

"Gonna call bullshit on that one, man," Sanji says.  "You bet even earlier."

"Whaaaat?  Meee?  That would be--That'd be the worst bet ever."

"A drunk bet," Zoro mutters.

What the fuck?  Why is the crew talking about him while they're drunk?

A smile spreads across Sanji's face.  Sharklike.  It makes Usopp back up a step.  It makes all the hair on the back of Zoro's neck stand on end.  Alarm bells go off in the back of his head.

Nothing good can come of that look.

"Usopp," Sanji says, "how would you like to make a third of a million berry?"

#

It's a bad plan.  The absolute worst kind of convoluted nonsense that's bound to go wrong and cause trouble.  At least this time no one's in danger of dying (unless Nami kills them).  And Zoro is used to going along with stupid-assed plans, resigned to his position as first mate to mitigate damage. 

He's also not gonna say no to a third of a million berries, and he'll get to get back at Nami for being too much in his business.

Honestly, he's kinda surprised the waiter came up with a plan that relies so heavily on fucking over Nami, but Zoro's not about to point that out.

"Alright, let's go through the plan one more time," Sanji says. "Usopp, your job is to patch the rip in the spare sail we've all been putting off.  She'll be pleased to see you're doing it, so when your hands are full and you ask her to go get you some more glue, she'll go get it for you."

For a brief moment, Zoro thinks maybe this whole scheme is a big double cross, intended to trick Usopp into doing the chores no one wants to do. 

"This will bring her down here to storage, where Zoro and I will wait.  We kiss once."  He holds up a single finger.  "When her footsteps reach the bottom of the stairs.  Then pull apart right after she opens the door.  She will have her evidence that the bet is won.  At this point--"  He points at Zoro.

"I say my line," he recites, his arms crossed tightly over his chest.  This is not the stupidest thing he's ever done, but it's close.

"And it is--"

"Get out."

"Good job, Mossball.  And I'll say, 'Don't speak to Nami like that!'"

"Then we fight."

"Exactly.  Win the bet and break up in one single swoop.  We can't have this charade going on any longer than it needs to.  I will defend her honor and you'll say--"

"This was a mistake."

"I am revolted that I touched you.  It must have been a moment of insanity."

"I will throw you off the front of the ship and then run you over."

"Perfect!" Sanji beams.  "Alright, let's win a million berries!"

Zoro and Usopp exchange a look.  Zoro's says, "This is fucking stupid."  Usopp's weird cringe that shows off all his bottom teeth says that he has no desire to do any part of this plan, but he's also very afraid of getting kicked in the chest.

Zoro rolls his eyes.  "Fuck it."

#

Now's the part in the brilliant plan that will supposedly fool Nami (for fuck's sake, this isn't gonna work) when they need to look like they were making out.

Ugh.

Just to be annoying, Zoro shoves at Sanji's jacket to get him to take it off.  Then tries to throw it on the floor when he's successful in getting it off, but the waiter catches it before it hits the ground.  "Hey!  Don't throw it on the floor.  That's a nice jacket!"  He sets it on top of a box so it won't wrinkle or something.

Zoro gives it a long look.

"What?"

"So we stumbled in here, tore off your jacket, and then stopped everything to gently fold it and set it down very carefully?  That's the story you're tell here?"

"Oh, and you think we should rip it in half or something?  You monster." He's going after the knot in his tie with more irritation than is probably good for it.

Zoro takes his seat on a crate chosen to be at optimal height and right in the line of sight of the door.  He shifts his swords around, but suspects they're going to be in the way no matter what. "At least throw it on the floor."

"It's dirty!"

Zoro rolls his eyes so hard his head hits the hull behind him. 

Now Sanji has his tie in his hands and is about to set it down in  tidy pile on top of his jacket before he thinks better of it.  His eyes dart to Zoro, and at his bland look, he tosses it onto a barrel in a way that Zoro guesses is supposed to make it look natural, but is actually overly-purposeful.

Sanji undoes like half the buttons on his shirt, and Zoro scruffs up his hair, and then he suddenly has a lap full of cook.  Before he can be overly-annoyed by this, Sanji's going after his hair, because apparently Zoro didn't do a good enough job making it disheveled on his own.  Zoro gets back at him by ruffling his hair, which gets way more messed up, and then tugging his shirt down one shoulder so it'll show off skin.

Zoro tries to adjust his swords again (hey, guess what, they're in the way) when Sanji tugs up Zoro's shirt by the hem until it's caught under his armpits.

"Stop touching my hair!"  Sanji swats at him and then glares from behind a lot of messed up hair.

Zoro snorts and then tries to use both hands to push it aside.

"I said stop touching it!"

"I'm not kissing you through the hair, dumbass."

"And whose fault is that?"

"All of this is your fault."

"I'll keep your cut then."

"This isn't gonna work."

"It's fine.  Shut up.  You--"

Someone's coming down the stairs.

For a second, they give each other wide-eyed looks, because fuck, they didn't not think any of this through.  And then her steps his the bottom of the stairs, and Sanji has a hand in his hair, yanking him into a kiss, that's brutal and moving and roaring.  Zoro's fist tightens on the dress shirt, pulling it further down his arm, using it to pull him closer.  Sanji's breath from his nose beats hot against his cheek, his hand splaying against Zoro's chest inside his rucked up shirt, his fingers chilly and Zoro's skin erupting in goosebumps. 

Zoro's trying to deal with the tongue in his mouth, making sure he gives back as good as he gets, so he misses the door opening, but he hears the sharp gasp.

When Sanji's head whips around, he looks appropriately shocked and terrorized.  Nami has a hand slapped over her mouth, her face red and her knuckles white where she's still holding the doorknob.

"Get out!" Zoro shouts.

"D--" Sanjis starts, but he doesn't even get the word out before Nami shouts, "Right!" spins on her heel, and slams the door behind her.

They stare at it in silence.

Neither of them breath.

From the other side of the door, Nami shouts, "Congratulations!" and then there's the sound of her running up the stairs.

Sanji's not moving at all.  Zoro thinks he might have died until he released his breath in a horrified, "Fuuuuuuck."

"Fuck," Zoro agrees.  He knew this was a bad idea.

"At least we won a million berries," he says, but then Sanji shifts his weight to cram a knee into his side.

[libra-stellium]

Saturn transit I tracked! Saturn trine Mars (Feb 27-Apr 18, if you have mars in Scorpio 12° like meee the dates are the same)

Descriptions from Saturn in Transit by Erin Sullivan and Planets in Transit - Robert Hand.

Saturn trine Mars

Can produce many contrary feelings with focus on issues that pertain to psychological polarities (like love vs hate)

I was having a lot of deep conversations! Also talking to myself like you can't say you want [this] but act like [that] that's not how life works! lol

Potential for burnout but only if the aspect follows a long period of unsatisfying activity

I don't think I've been burnt out during this time but I have so many heavy transits going on all I could do some days was just sit on my ass lmao like recently that mars-saturn conjunction was at 14 degrees aka my rising degree smh FUN

The form of anger of Mars-Saturn can emerge either in explosion or depression

I was pissed off some days for sure! Especially with my aunt bc I've just become so sick of listening to her talk about things she wants to get or wants to do but doing nothing about it like do something or shut up omg and my job pissed me off and this show i was watching pissed me off lol at least I wasn't depressed!

Lay the groundwork for long range goals and find that it is not only possible but enjoyable to apply ourselves diligently

I went to the doctor and he asked me to lose weight bc my blood work was on the higher end of the green and I knew this was coming lol I knew saturn return 1H was going to involve losing weight at some point! I've never truly tried before ?? I was active bc I was always dancing on a team but when I wasn't in school anymore that stopped lol so i've been trying out different recipes recently bc food and ordering out is my biggest weakness! I've cooked a lot over the last couple months and it's been nice! It's like a muscle so the more you do it the less hard it feels to get up and do it again. I also got an electional reading on 3/18 for best date to get my gym membership. Putting the pieces together fr!

Will highlight times when it is best to be cautious about expending more than our immediate energy allows

I've been fucking tired bruh! I get bursts of energy and then I have to recuperate for 3 days lol

Brings acute awareness of our range of influence and power in the world

This has been interesting because one of the attorneys I work with has been showing how much he trusts me lately and I'm like omgggg he was like "be honest does my argument here sound stupid?" lmaoo It's really easing the imposter syndrome!

Mars’s drive is tempered by Saturn in the trines allowing more productive and realistic avenues for expressing ambition and assertiveness

I noticed this in the meals I was choosing to prepare! Instead of going 0-100 like "I'm gonna stop ordering out cold turkey and I'm gonna meal prep every day" I've been finding easy recipes I like and just buying those ingredients and trying it out! The rest of the time I would make it real basic with just a rice, protein, veggie combo lol can't go wrong there!

Able to organize many small details into larger tasks

Idk why I thought this one would show up in me finishing this 3000 piece puzzle that's laid out on my floor lmao but instead it was just being able to think clearly about all the moving pieces of planning my Amsterdam trip!

Content to be patient and to work slowly

I spent 3 weeks with nothing to do at work at all and that was just sooooo boring but I wasn't nearly as antsy as I had been before when that happened.

Expectations are modest and you are willing to do whatever is necessary to achieve them

My goals this transit were just to cook more and actually use the groceries I bought. Even today I ate my last banana! I'm not ashamed to say I'm a banana buyer but I only eat one and the rest stay there to rot but this time I ate all 4!

This is not a glamorous time in your life but your actions can lead to real and lasting accomplishments

Facts omg my apt is not cute rn but I wasn't in the mood to upkeep it (aka put my clean clothes away lol) but I am cleaning up on the last couple days of this transit so it better stay clean for a while lol

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

A/N = Thinking about Sanemi a lot lately. Y/n is being a little shit and not letting him do his work, so he gets frustrated and gives you what for.

MDNI 🔞 under the cut

"Gimme 5"

● "I, y/n, goddamn it. I'm trying to work here. Can you please not." You didn't know if it was the below-freezing temperature outside. The day of the week. If Mercury was in retrograde. But you've been horny since your eyes opened this morning.

● "Yeeeaahh. I can stop. But I don't wanna. I wan' you to pay attention to meee. You're so grumpy all the time. So mean –"

● Sanemi let out an angry huff in your general direction. He was so careful not to make eye contact with you because then all hope would be lost of him being able to continue to deny you.

● "Sor-sorry, what?" He said, putting extra emphasis on the 't'. He always did that when you said something he thought was stupid.

● "You're ... so ... mean ... to ... m– ahh! SHIT!" Sanemi jumped up and out of his desk chair and had you pressed to the door. His face buried in your neck, he sniffed at you hungrily and nipped at your earlobe.

● "You're ... so ... fuckin' ... needy, y/n. You have absolutely zero self-control. You're prac– mmph –" He put his hand down your pants and slipped it between your legs, forcing it a bit through your thick thighs to your cunt. "–how the fuck are you already this wet!" He asked incredulously.

● "Been watchin' ya. Allll day, Daddy." You couldn't help but giggle. Sanemi rarely let you get away with calling him that. But you were such a pathetic mess right now. It made him smile. He loves seeing you like this, though he'd never openly admit it.

● He pulled his fingers from your pants and traced them over his lips and then kissed you, pressing his hardening cock against your belly. "You get such a kick out of this. Distracting me. Making a spectacle of yourself. Jesus."

● You tried grabbing his unbuttoned shirt as he backed away from you, but he was, as always, too fast for you.

● "'Nemi pleeease. I need you. Why are ya being so diff–" He swung his arm back and smacked your ass.

● "You keep this shit up and'm gonna put you in a timeout. Understand?"

● You rubbed your hands together.

● "Ti-timeout?" You laughed a little hysterically.

● "You fuckin' sicko! You want me to do that, don't you!?" Sanemi couldn't help but be piqued by your cute, albeit fairly demented behavior.

● "I never said that. But you do what you gotta do, 'Nemi." You climbed up on his desk – on the work he was trying to finish – and stuck your ass out to him.

● Sanemi rolled his eyes and ran his hand down the front of the easily discernable outline of his now fully hard cock.

● "You ... are gonna be in so much trouble if I don't get my work done. I've told you this, y/n." He adjusted himself again. His growing agitation at the inattention to his leaky cock was almost as frustrating as you.

● You're sitting pretty on his clunky old roll-top desk. You, with your ass and pussy there. His for the taking. You're just right there.

● Sanemi walked to you and stuck his face between your legs and let out a guttural moan. He can smell your arousal. It's just right there.

● You let out a little gasp at his contact with your sensitive body. Finally, something.

● He wrapped his rough fingers around your waist and pulled you back against his hard length. "I swear to fucking God, you're gonna get me fired."

● You wiggled against him, feeling every inch of him as it brushed your pussy. "You do realize that this could've all been said and done by now, right?"

● A hand came down on your backside. It stung. It felt good. The attention felt good.

● "When will you learn that talking back to me only gets you on the naughty list? It's like you want this negative attention rather than none at all." He felt superior to you right now. Even though he wanted you equally as much.

● Sanemi grabbed the waistband of your pajama pants, and he tugged them down roughly. "OH! 'Nemi! I loved those!" You half-assed protested.

● "So ... fucking ... needy. Tch. You want me to fuck you. But I have to be gentle? So needy. You can't have it both ways right now. But I have an idea."

●You looked over your shoulder at his face, deep in concentration. He pulled his pants down to around his ankles and began pumping his cock in his tightened fist.

●"What's your plan, Sanemi?"

●"My plan is ... I'll do both. I'll finish the report and I'll shut your whinin' mouth and your drippin' cunt in one fell swoop."

● You smiled and shivered in anticipation as he walked toward you, cock in hand, ready to plunge into your body.

● "That's one hell of a plan," you said in a low tone.

● Sanemi grunted and pulled your hips to meet his. In one neck-breaking move, he plunged his length all the way inside you, making you yell out in surprise.

● "Fuck!"

● "Shut – ah – up. Is this not what you wanted?"

● He began to pump into you, fast, his balls smacking against your clit every time his hips met yours.

● "Ah – San – em - i!" You grunted out as he pounded into you. "God, yes, Sanemi!"

● He was fucking you so hard and fast, he hadn't even noticed the neglected papers under you.

●"I can't even remember my name, y/n. How the fuck am I going to remember how to finish the report?"

● "I feel that good?" You cooed.

● He slapped your ass. "Ah! Jesus," you giggled.

● "Don't get cocky." He chided as he leaned over you and pressed his chest to your back, kissing and nipping at your neck. He snaked his hand around and under your belly to find your clit. He started to massage it with tight fingers and felt your cunt begin to tighten on his cock.

●"Shit, that's it. You're bein' such a good girl. Fuck. Keep – ah, I'm g'na – Oh fffuck."

●"Sanemi, cum in me."

● He moaned as his thrusts got faster and messier. He was close, you could feel it. And then he slammed into you, his dick twitching and spurting cum into your hot body while his hand furiously worked its way through your hair. Tugging your face around so he could kiss your pretty lips.

● "Fuuuck." He moaned.

● You hummed in satisfaction and turned around, kissing him as you walked out of his office.

● "Finish the report. Then come find me. We're not done yet." You said, a smirk playing at the corners of your mouth.

● Sanemi looked around him and saw the mess. Then he looked down. His pants pooled at his ankles.

● "Wha – fuck. Ok. Give me 5 minutes." You just looked at him and shook your head. "Just 5, huh?" The nerve of this man. You laughed, "I'll be waiting!"

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Thank you

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[bonesandthebees]

CLICKY SCENE CLICKY SCENE CLICKY SCENE

[Screams]

I ended up rereading ch2 of what the water gave me to cope wITH THAT ENDING WTF BEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also i forgot i hadnt sent an ask for ch 2 of songs of change 😭😭

So ima speedrun that quickly

UNCLE TECHNOOO OHMYGOODNESS I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM SM :(( HES SOO

Big boi man with smol child is my fav trope

Techno yeeting wilbur across the pool was so sweetsdhdjskfi i adored that scene sm, i could see it so clearly in my head rahhhh

Phil singing to help wilbur sleep makes me want to cry [bawls]

ALSO HE CALLED HIM KIDDO OGMGUDPAGELDSUEIDPDYWLRKDGSDNFOFSVDVKFFHDJFLDHRPFURDLGIFHDPFUFDHFPSHDKFJDVSKDJ [explodes] THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEE AHFPFJEKS

I love the energy of wilbur asking a bajillion questions, he's sooo<33

A little shit, but an adorable little shit

Phil is also a little shit, i see why they like each other so much LMFAOOO

Philllll

Why did you think tricking the child into becoming a mer would work 😭 dumbass

Also why did he think Wilbur wouldn't figure it out 😭😭

Techno is the only one with braincells

Shfkflflf

Godddd im sooo sgdkfhsnfkf :((<33

Theyre all so SWEET i love them theyre a fambly but also PHIL WHY [sobs]

Also wilbur accidentally doing the scared trill and Phil RUNNING ohmggod he was so scared im gonna cry ohmvuspwheodisgdkfdj 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Im so nervous hes gonna try to cut the scale off of himself ohmygod

IM SO SADDD

Goshhh, this was a really good chapter tho<333 definitely worth the wait ohmygoddd

I think taking ur time with the reveal really helped the impact, showing him being in denial bc if he was turning into a mer than that would mean Phil lied to him but then he couldn't deny it anymore--

Ughhh ohnygoodnesshdkfldf they make me so ill

The trust and attachment he has to Phil warring with his betrayal and fear ooohhmygoodness this poor kid

I have a feeling things are gonna come to a head next chapter with his crew... might find that scale on him or smth and uh oh...

We'll see tho :D very lovely update bee, i am so hyped for the next one!!! Mermay 2023 is almost complete 🥳

yuppp you know I just had to do another clicky scene those are too fun

so glad you guys all liked techno chucking wilbur across the cove. I was struggling so hard to come up with something for them to do when phil first introduced them in that scene and then I was like "what if he just threw him" and I love how it turned out so much

wilbur is his kiddo :(( but yes they are also both little shits like father like son and all

phil is very stupid and also doesn't understand human emotions so he didn't think wilbur would be THAT upset. techno, meanwhile, does understand humans more hence why he was just like "bruh this will not end well"

ty!! i'm very happy I added the scenes even if it was really difficult to find the time to write them. I definitely rushed through it on the first draft, but I wanted the buildup and the subtle hints as to what was really going on, along with wilbur's own denial. he trusts phil so much at this point, he doesn't want to believe that phil would betray him like this but he did and it hurts so much

guess you'll have to wait and see how things turn out :)

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS KOHAKU OUKAWA 36

Spoiler for my story

Mad hatter with one hand out of the ditch grab a tea pot and pour tea for the two: here you go. Have some drink

Doll: that's what you do when your hand is free??? ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ

Reaper:... Sorry I remember what you say about those tea. I don't like to test my luck. (• ▽ •;)

Mad hatter who take a sip of his tea: ohh too bad then. It's actually good if you have a sip or two.

Doll: (；^ω^） can't you help us get you out than drink your stupid tea? We still need to go back before the preparation for the so called wedding would happen.

Mad hatter: (◕દ◕)... Wedding???

Reaper: (●´u`●) bee and his mc going to get married again or something. I'm gonna prepare the garden for it. Doll and I search for you since you need to attend it too. I never been into a wedding so it's a first for me.

Mad hatter:

Doll: what's wrong with you now? (`ー´)

Mad hatter: how do you guys prepare a wedding when the other person needed for a wedding is watching us since earlier?? (ㆁωㆁ)

He then point at you who's watching the scene since earlier but just invisible from their eyes.

MC: aiyo you spotted me. (◕ᴗ◕✿) Do you guys want a prize for it?

Doll:⊙﹏⊙ w-wha...

Reaper: (＠_＠;) s-since when???

Mad hatter: that person always watching us.. (｡･ω･｡)

MC: no not all the time. (´ε｀ ) I'm looking for new one to add in your group. (~￣³￣)~ So I'm out sometimes.

Reaper: is stalking and spying a normality too? (˘･_･˘)

Doll: everyone is all weird here. Don't question it no more. (`ー´)

MC: being weird means I'm unique. (✷‿✷) So I accept your compliment.(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Doll: that's not a compliment (`ー´) it's an insult. Your fucking crazy and stalking person. You also kidnap people. ԅ( ͒ ۝ ͒ )ᕤ

MC: how nice. Similar voice as hanii and insulting me. How rare occurrence event. (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Reaper: (^～^;)ゞ your an m huh

Mad hatter: ooh do you want bee to insult you for gap Moe? (◍•ᴗ•◍)

MC:(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) ehh... Ahmm... N-no. .. maybe... (*ﾉ∀`*)ehehe. (｡・//ε//・｡)

Doll: crazy... (`ー´) you all crazy.

Reapers: you arent one to talk too, doll. (^～^;)ゞ

Doll: what?! (`ー´) your calling me crazy too????!! Reaper how could you betray me like this!!!

Reaper: c-calm down --- ヘ（。□°）ヘ HEY THAT'S A DANGEROUS ITEM YOUR WILDING!!

Doll: die. (`ー´)

Doll proceed to chase reaper around with a shovel.

Mad hatter stared at you and pour you a tea as well; (◕દ◕) want some?

MC: okii. ♡(ӦｖӦ｡)

As you sip the tea, mad hatter watch as you seems ineffective by the tea effect and cant help but click his tongue in disappointment: →_→

MC: (•ˇ_ˇ•) it's a very good tea! It taste like my favorite blend made by that emperor! (☞^o^) ☞ How nice.

Mad hatter pour more tea to your cup: (◍•ᴗ•◍) that's good then, then drink some more.

MC stare at him with a soft smile: I won't be drugged by an item from another au. (ㆁωㆁ) I only have few weakness, so it's useless.

Mad hatter: you got meee (´ε｀ ) hmmp. I was trying to see if your effected by vermillion tea too.

MC: (◕દ◕) I wonder if you and hanii think it's fun to see when I'm drugged to sleep or something.

Mad hatter: so you do know. Yet you don't do anything. →_→

MC: if hanii want to make me go to sleep, maybe he don't want to show me his twisted side in front of me. (ㆁωㆁ) Or whatnot. If he want it. Then I'm fine with it.

Mad hatter: (；^ω^） this is the reason why your kohaku Oukawa went mentally insane with that attitude of yours huh. Have your own will pls.

MC: it is my will to please others. (●´u`●) I wish to make them happy, even just a bit.

Mad hatter:(；^ω^） your a lost case like I am. Huh.

MC: I guess. ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

.

[uncle-dusknoir]

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[Video: Basil is very clearly drunk; lounging on the couch in her pajamas, a glass of half-finish wine getting swished around in her hand. Sitting on the side table is the bottle of wine; seems to be something that at least LOOKS fancy. Based off the liquid's level, she's maybe on her second glass?

Sitting on her lap, appreciating getting pet like an evil villain's cat, is Deckard, who's focused on watching the TV.

Oddly enough, Skorna makes an appearance: lying tiredly on the back of the couch, looking like she has a headache. Some sort of warbley bird chatter leaves her 'mouth'; Basil responds: "I'm not theee- the one that fuckinnnn... Possessed me. Dipshit. I deal with youu, you deal with-" she hiccuped- "me."

Skorna grumbled, sinking deeper into the couch. In the moment of silence, the TV behind the camera can be heard- from the snippet of dialogue, it sounds like the Addams Family.

"Juuupe- Jupetty's the only onna yjou- ffrreeeaks that I don't- don't hate, yyouknow, bird." The bird seems to know, rolling her eye. "You're- you're. Fuckin. You. Obviously. No- no discussion further needed."

The bird warbles a bit more. Basil huffs in annoyance. She sips her wine.

"nooo, you know what I'm - you spooky fucks. Youuuknow. Y' Ghosties. Ghouls. I was s'posed to be a Dark specialist, youu- dicknips. I know you don't have nipples. Anyway."

Another sip. She seems to be talking to Deckard now, as if he's paying attention. "And Thyme- he just- he pisses me offfff." She slips into a baby voice, lifting Deckard into the air with her free hand and making a kissy face at him. "Doesn't he piss you off~? Yeaa?"

Deckard would 'reply' with a mirrored audible illusion of Basil's question: "Doesn't he piss you off~? Piss~? Piss~?"

Basil would cackle for a moment in laughter, almost dropping her drink and putting Deckard back on her lap/stomach. "He doooes! He-"

Skorna would warble something; Basil's face seemed to fall a little, and she would squint at the bird. "Yyyeeaah, and I'd- hic- I'd do it again, too. You know why?" She takes another sip of wine. "He needs to- to learn hoow to give a ssshIT other'n just... ooooh, I'm a ghoooooost, I'n do no wrong an' no consequences apply to meee. That's all he-" she took a long swig, finishing her wine and slamming the glass down on the table. "All he fuckin' cares about-- I don't even know what he get- gets UP to half the time, nor do I want to, 'cause I've ffffuckin- HATED him ever since his stupid ADVENTURING killed my fucking Liepard!"

She's properly pissed off now, rubbing at her temple as Deckard yips worridly, tilting his head. As if attracted by the sound of shouting, the Banette, Jupetta, appears on the edge of the couch in Teleport, tilting her head. "Uuugh. Fuckkk offff, Skorna. I'm s'posed to be having fun drunk, not angry drunk..."

The bird chirps. One can catch an almost smug look on her face. Basil's eyes widen a little, before she turns to see- the camera.

"Oh, you shhhiiiit," she hissed, carefully moving Deckard off of her and sliding off the couch. Jupetta looks worried, standing up and reaching a hand out as if to stop Basil, as she stumbles a little closer to the camera.

"I've fucking- I've told you to get off my ASS, you piece of shit!" She shouted at the Rotom, her fangs barely visible in her snarl. "Who the hell do you- do you tthhink you are??"

She stumbles a little, grabbing the phone somewhat violently and holding it above her, giving the viewers a top-down view. Toothy can be seen slumbering on the floor.

"Stop filming." A beat. Nothing happens. Basil's snarl somehow gets even angrier. "Stop fucking filming."

The video cuts out.]

[unikittythings]

Tokyo revengers chapters 196 to 204:

A new character enters the stage

That's Sanzu?!!

He just took everyone who went to prison after Tenjiku and made a new gang? Come on Mikey

I really wanted to like Kokonoi! Why do you keep doing this?

I hate it here! Why do you make me keep suffering?

There had to be another solution, other than creating a criminal organization, to keep everyone save

Naoto be like "you better not make the future worse again, just because you wanted to go back"

I do have the foreboding feeling he's going to fuck this up

Or it just doesn't work anymore

So what? Takemichi needs to find someone who wants to change the past?

Kazutora looking like "the fuck are you talking about"

You forgot about the time capsule, didn't you🤦‍♀️

It wouldn't be good for Mikey to show his face

They truly were just 15 year old kids when they put this stuff in the capsule

Mitsuya 💓 that's so sweet 🥺

Why did they all not wear a shirt?

Draken 💔🥺

Wait, what did Takemichi put in?

Such sweet words from Mikey

You better give us some answers!

Kazutora, please don't do something stupid on your own

Let's goo! It's an absolute stupid idea but that's to be expected from Takemichi

Didn't exactly expect Kazutora to be the voice of reason

Wouldn't be the first time 😨

You look terrible Mikey

Please! Please don't kill Hina again! I'm begging 🙏🧎‍♀️

EXCUSE MEEE!!

*just contemplating everything for a minute *😞

Yes, he probably wouldn't stop. Yes, there would be backlash from your subordinates if you let him leave. But still, why? Why?

So what? Your own solution is suicide?

Oh Takemichi 😫

😢

Congratulations you found someone who wants to change the past 👏

So this is the 2008 timeline