#iDK HOW TO FRICKIN T A G THIS?????

[shikai-the-storyteller]

EVENT DAY making a text post of reaction’s to today’s events instead of blowing up my poor friend’s phone with text updates, so without further ado:

KARMALAND WATCH

man sounds so drunk is this a bit

OH He’s just exhausted. ok valid king, I’m tired as hell too

FRICK HES READING THE BOOKS

NOOOOOO KING NO ITS NOT FROM LUZU NOOOOO PLEASE QUACKITY RUB THOSE TWO BRAINCELLS TOGETHER YOU KNOW LUZU WOULDN”T SAY THAT

Meanwhile Luzu hasn’t read any of the letters left for him LMAO

Quackity: LUZU RACIST? Everyone in Karmaland: huh Illojuan: We canceling Luzu rn?

Illojuan is such a bastard WHY DID HE WRITE THAT HORRIBLE LETTER SAYING IT WAS FROM LUZU

WHY IS HE IN THE HOUSE

WHY IS EVERYONE IN HIS FRICKIN HOUSE RN LMFAO this is what you get for not building a house with a ROOF

Luzu: I’m racist? But I have white friends? LMFAOOOO

Luzu idk what you’re wearing but you look GREAT red/pink is your color

LMFAO WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT PICTURE

Yesss communication. DSMP could never /j

HE CALLED HIM QUACKS 😭😭😭😭 

Luzu: Quacks, when have I ever called you Quackity? I always call you Quacks Quackity: *GASP* That’s true! But who would have tried to make us hate each other? Luzu: I don't know but we should find out Me leaning into the mic: Telenovella

“AMISTAD”???

BEG YOUR PARDON???

Not the mods joining in LMAO

they’re all so cute lmao

they think it was frickin Sapo Peta

Luzu still has that stupid fart mod installed MY KINGDOM FOR AN OUNCE OF SERIOUSNESS, LUZU PLEASE THIS RELATIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE

Quackity keeps slamming the door and Luzu keeps opening it IM LOZING IT Im clipping that

The gang’s back together :’)

WHAT IS THAT PHOTO

Quackity: What's wrong with my umbrella? It's very masculine Staxx: Mary Poppins LMFAOO

My favorite thing is when Quackity’s giggling too much to participate in a bit

Too many people are talking I have NO idea what’s being said RN so I’m EW Ok ignoring what just happened, I was GOING to say I love when Vegetta and Quackity interact but

HUH

😒 😒 😒 😒 

Quackity really kissing every man in Karmaland huh

Good for Vegetta, I guess.

God bless translators because I was too stunlocked to actually understand what they said

Wait actually where the FRICK is Rubius

OHHH PRETTY BUILD??? PRETTY BUILD?

Ok apparently Lolito Illojuan and Sapo Peta are all in the vault of memories

Is no one gonna warn them about Alexby’s frickin contagious demon arm thing

gosh this build is so frickin GORGEOUS

Live Quackity Reaction

I want to know how Max makes his voice sound like that, Sapo Peta’s voice is SO GOOD

Vegetta: Rubius quien soy yo para negarte algo que tú quieras? Rubius: pues vegetta dios de esta serie y dueño de mi corazón PARDON

Vegeta: Rubius who am I to deny you something you want? Rubius: Well Vegetta god of this series and owner of my heart Me, dead on the floor (clip)

WAIT TITI??? I COMPLETELY MISSED THAT I GOT DISTRACTED WHAT DID THEY SAY ABOUT TITI

Whenever Staxx says “Mijo” I cry

CAN THEY SAVE TITI

YES PLEASE MAKE LUZU GET RID OF THAT STUPID FRICKIN MOD I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

There is literally no other minecraft series that has builds THIS gorgeous. I will die on this hill, this is like INSANE levels of talent

KARMAJUANA

QUACKITY STOP HARVESTING KARMAJUANA THERE”S LORE GOING ON

NO NOT THIS AGAIN NOT SAPO PETA’S DUNGEON DONT LET QUACKITY SEE THAT

Everyone: NOOOOO Quackity: YESSSSSS

Quackity: I’m single 😏 Sapo Peta: Oh? Well join me in the dungeon 😏 STOPPPPP

Vegetta really acting like the babysitter making sure Quackity doesn’t wander off and get left behind LMAO

HARBOR SEALSSS OMG OMG SO CUTE

Rubius: Technical question, what is the difference between a seal and a walrus? Luzu: The size, like the difference between your brain and mine, blondie Rubius: Oh, okay DAMN LUZU, YOU REALLY WENT FOR THE THROAT LMFAO

STOP WANDERING OFF QUACKITY

man’s missing all the lore

WHOOOOAAAA THIS IS SUCH A PRETTY ROOM it looks like a giant toy room!

Are those all the little trolls???

lmfao the FPS tanking for Quackity

Man I haven’t seen Rubius and Quackity interact in AGES

A crystal heart?

It’s a good thing Quackity can’t grab that because he DEFO would’ve already grabbed it and ran off with it

STOP EATING THE WEED QUACKITY

Poor Sapo Peta trying to herd cats LMAO

LOLITO....

THE SONG LMFAOOOO

I love that Vegetta gets into it so much, he has such a cute little voice it’s so distinct

Vegetta: I’m 30, Rubius is 40 LMFAO

Sapo Peta: Let’s see what’s inside Vegetta: Please let it be Titi 😭😭😭😭

They’re all such dorks I LOVE THEM

OH BOY

Gosh I love Karmaland’s frickin cutscenes. No one does it like them

EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY JUMPING IN LMAO PLEASE WAIT FOR INSTRUCTIONS YOU DUMMIES

TITANICUSSS PLEASE LET US GET HIM BACK

THE PORTAL CORRUPTED KARMALAND?

PRETTY NETHER....GORGEOUS CHANDELIER

builds that would drive Foolish gamers insane

Vegetta: We have to go in there to see if Titi is there! Quackity: Get over it QUACKITYSTOPPPP

Dang this really does feel like the upside down

I cannot tell what’s happening rn everyone’s speaking and my spanish is NOT that good

LMAO Quackity keeps frickin dying

I love that this evil portal was open and people IMMEDIATELY pushed Quackity in it

LMFAOOOO HE DIED FOR REAL

Thanks to the gods of Karmaland for babysitting this moron

MERLON???

Alexby has the cutest little laugh

Sapo Peta warning them that the open portal will let evil in but Vegetta insisting they need to go inside because if there’s a chance they can find Titi, then it’s worth it 😭 

Sapo Peta forgot Fargan wasn’t there KEKW

Group 1: Vegetta, Rubius, Quackity, Sapo Peta Group 2: Alexby, WIlly, Luzu, Lolito, Staxx

Group 1 is going to be a Hot Mess

Awh Sapo Peta saw Vegetta and Rubius look at each other and put them in the same group 😭 😭 😭

QUACKITY STOP DYING CHALLENGE

Wait Sapo Peta split himself into two? I completely missed that LMAO

Quackity: I'm a little embarrassed to be falling so much in front of you Sapo Peta: ..that doesn't exactly... bother me... 😒 

QUACKITY BE A TEAM PLAYER FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

Rubius wanted to impress Vegetta but he keeps frickin dying. L

Sapo Peta’s first mistake was putting the prettiest but dumbest Karmaland boys together on the same team

Quackity: I have an idea! We should kill the boss! Vegetta: That's an amazing idea! Quackity: Let's go! Let's go! *Inmmediately dies* Vegetta: I got him! I got him! *the boss kills him* He got me! He got me! Someone help me!

Me: I wonder how Luzu’s doing Luzu, the resident emo punk: This place is kinda nice Me: Yeah that sounds about right

Luzu: For some reason I feel better here than when I'm on the surface, I like being here. I feel an inner peace KING.........

Luzu: I want to stay here forever. I want this to be my home. SEEK THERAPY KING!!!!

Wait this might not be a bit he might be getting possessed

Everyone in Group 1: *exhausted from the fight* Quackity: WHO WANTS KARMAJUANAAAAAA

Vegetta’s entire armor was destroyed. I’d love to see a drawing of that, that’s a cool visual

Wow they weren’t kidding this is LITERALLY the upside down

No matter how dire the situation, Quackity CANNOT resist bullying Merlon LMAO

Of COURSE the final boss lives in the upside down’s version of Vegetta’s house, it’s the best house in Karmaland

Luzu and Lolito finding a way out of the maze before everyone else. Yeah that tracks

Alexby and Quackity being the very last to find their ways out of the maze also tracks

YOOOO FINAL BOSS TIME LETS GOOOO

It’s like a red version of Staxx!

THE BOSS FIGHT HASN”T EVEN STARTED AND QUACKITY IS ALREADY DEAD

awh who just revived Quackity? That was so cute. “I gotchu bro!” 1h 30m in? WAIT WAS THAT ACTUALLY LUZU THAT”S SO CUTE

QUACKITY STOP BEING A FRICKIN COWARD

I KNOW YOU ONLY BROUGHT IRON ARMOR BUT THAT”S YOUR OWN FAULT

Quackity if you’re not going to FIGHT then you better at LEAST go around and heal people

QUACKITY IS SO USELESS IM SOBBING

This is such an important lore event yet everyone is sob-laughing because this big boss fight is happening yet Quackity’s just on the floor rolling around half-dead. Absolute Magikarp flop

Quackity on the ground and everyone just staring at him judgmentally LMAO he deserves it

World’s most pathetic man

Sapo Peta: We defeated the king, maybe we can return home through the portal now? Staxx: But what about Quackity’s legs? Is it permanent? Sapo Peta: I don’t know. Can anyone carry him in their arms while we go back? Luzu: I’LL DO IT! I’LL DO IT!!!

FRICK WHY WAS THAT SO CUTE

NOOOO SAPO PETA SAID THE RITUAL FAILED BECAUSE OF RUBIUS NOOO HE ALREADY HAS SO MUCH GUILT AND TRAUMA OVER LOSING TITI DONT SAY THAT

Quackity making fun of Luzu’s age and Luzu shooting him with arrows Me: Haha nice Luzu: I don’t know why -- my arrows all go straight to your heart. I don’t know why that happens Quackity: I don’t know. I don’t know CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING

Unrequited love 😭 😭 😭

RUBEGETTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BESOS

Luzu Rubius and Quackity in therapy what will the do. They certainly won’t cope or get any help, that’s for sure

Quackity: You need to be arrested! Rubius: And you need to be deported WTF RUBIUS LMFAO??? (clip)

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Quackity laugh this hard

SAPO PETA ENTERING THERAPY WITH A STEEL CHAIR

LUZU IM GOING TO UNINSTALL THAT FRICKIN MOD MYSELF I SWEAR

Luzu’s doing important therapy work meanwhile Quackity, professional streamer, is watching a “How to play Minecraft” video tutorial

QUACKITY SHUT UP CHALLENGE

Not Luzu explaining the concept of consent to Rubius and Sapo Peta I’m in hell I hate it here

STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM THERAPY QUACKITY

HE INSTANTLY FELL AND DIED LMFAOOOOO

Rubius: Sometimes I feel uncomfortable going to his dungeon and doing... dances for him Sapo Peta: You literally come just so you can get enchantment books and other stuff Rubius: Yeah but I want to do something other than dances! RUBIUS LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED YOU TO DO THAT YOU KEEP VOLUNTEERING IT AND MAKING EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE

Rubius: But Luzu, how am I supposed to know who loves me? Oh wow I feel like I just got punched in the gut

nothing is frickin funnier than hearing Luzu absolutely LOSE it then go silent for a second and swearing in English

Rubius: I- I don’t even know who I am anymore since I met Sapo Peta! FRICK. WHY IS THIS GETTING SO SAD

Quackity you are the last person who should be giving romantic let alone THERAPY advice

uh oh

Quackity: I have a problem with both people in this room! Luzu: There are 3 people Quackity:

OH NO RUBIUS FOUND OUT MERLON VEGETTA DIED NOOOO

They’re forcing Rubius to accept that Titi is dead MAN this therapy session is rough

QUACKITY IS SUCH A BASTARD

:(

For as much beef as they have, Luzu is being very kind to Rubius about Titi’s death

Quackity: MY PROBLEM is that I let my two boyfriends meet each other and now they’re getting along and I don’t like that! And my solution is to make you hate each other! Luzu: ...I think it’s best if we let our session end here

Yeah Quackity you deserved that my guy

QUACKITY DONT EAT THE LIMES AT TITI”S FRICKIN SHRINE YOU ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE

OH BY I GUESS QUACKITY

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

Is it ok to ask for Viscount Druitt? Is it ok to ask for reader to have a stockholm syndrome for him after he kidnapped them? If it's not ok then you can ignore this request but if it's ok then I'm asking for that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ABSOLUTELY!!! I don’t get to write Aleister as often as I’d like.

also given that he really does truly love them, he’s probably got Lima Syndrome so it’s not like they’re totally messed up about the situation

Youlove him, and he loves you. The love between you is beautiful andreal and it will never die.

Whydoesn’t anyone else understand? Why don’t they want you with himanymore? Why are they trying to keep you away? Why are they tellingyou he’s dangerous? Why do they all keep telling you that you don’tknow what you’re talking about?

Theydon’t know what they’re talking about. Aleister would never hurtyou. You were with him for over a year. Don’t they think if he wasgoing to hurt you, he would have done it already? If he’d wanted tohurt you, you would be nothing but a pile of bones right now. He’sodd, he’s obsessive, he’s not all that bright – but he isn’tthis deadly, cold, hardened criminal. He’s sweet andwell-intentioned and he needs you, and you need him.

That’swhy you have to sneak out of the facility to return to him.

It’sa good thing that the security of the place they put you in isn’tthe best, and that’s all you can say for this place. They’regoing to come back in the morning and find you gone; you’re surethey’ll know exactly where to look. That isn’t any of yourconcern right now. You know the way back to Aleister’s manor fromhere. They shouldn’t have put you somewhere that you could figureout how to get back to him. They’re all stupid, and they don’tknow anything.

Amaid answers the door when you pound on it. Even though you don’trecognize her, she clearly recognizes you, because she drags yourexhausted form inside and screams for Master Chamber.

Thetwo of you are left alone as soon as he arrives and his arms encircleyou. He smells just the same as you remember, kissing you so manytimes and so fiercely that you’re sure everyone else is wrong. Heloves you. “My darling! Oh, I missed you so much…” It’s awonder how he manages to talk in between kisses. You’re not sure,but it feels like there are tears dripping down onto your hair. “Mysweet little robin. Oh, my darling. I was so worried… you’ve comeback to me…”

“Imissed you, too! Aleister…” Tears well in your eyes as you pressyourself against his chest. This wouldn’t have happened if youhadn’t had the nerve to run away from the facility that they putyou in. “They locked me up!” Why do they think you’re insanejust for loving someone, anyway? “They didn’t want me to see youanymore… they didn’t want me to leave… they sent me to anasylum for people who are mad!” Your arms shake as you try to holdon tighter. You never want to be away from him again.

“What?!”His embrace gets more intense as well. Concern and fear andindignation lace his voice, as if he can’t believe it. “Oh, mydarling little songbird! How dare they! You are not… oh, myLord. They’re the crazy ones.” He shakes his head, kissing thetop of yours and running his fingers through your hair. “Mybeautiful robin. They can’t take you away from me. Even if theytry, you’ll just come flying back. Oh, I love you so much. I’vemissed you.”

Yourmuscles tense up and you dig your nails into his back in an attemptto just stay. If you refuse to let go, they can’t take youaway. “I love you so much… please don’t let go… don’t everlet go again!”

“Don’t…don’t worry, love. I won’t.” He pulls away for the first timesince you came back. His eyes look tired, but his smile is genuineand happy. “I will never, ever let you go again.”

[the-last-cuddlebender]

Me: re-watching ATLA in 4x speed so I can take notes and scowl menacingly at the moon and (to a little less of a degree) Katara while muttering “You” under my breath like I’m about the avenge the slaughter of the uchiha clan

Also me: on edge from chasing a coyote away from my house I am ascared of them critters. Also too wired but too tired and don’t drink coffee kids it’ll  y e e t  your mind into the future and expect the world to catch up to it

Also also me trying to think and breathe at the same time but also trying to keep my third eye from opening too fast because atla is so gorgeous it’s blinding:

My madness and the further progression of my burning curse:

I WAS RIGHT BEFORE BUT A LITTLE ITTY BIT WRONG BECAUSE IT IS THREE THINGS BUT ALSO TWO BUT ALSO FOUR AND ALSO ALSO SIX AND I am going to have a stroke

GYATSO NEEDS A F*KING HUG

Courage and Caution are Yin and Yang💕

WHAT EVEN IS A WHALE???

OR AN ICEBERG FOR THAT MATTER????

ATLA is an amalgamation of so many different cultures and religions and beliefs and philosophies (and from different periods throughout history as they evolveD WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME, SHOW??) that idk if I can do them all equal justice but imma try

The Lion King is an awesome movie I need to re-watch it more

No psychologist/psychiatrist/philosopher past or present has a name I can pronounce or a book I can comprehend hahaha why do you bring physics into this I do not want physics there should be no physics wHY IS THERE PHYSICS

Jeong-Jeong is either a liar or wrong or both and I think evidence tips him towards the latter but idk yet...either way he TELLS THE WRONG HOW DARE YOU YELL AT AANG

Flopsy???? Hello????

June is a goddess

THE AVATAR THEME IS JUST LIKE SO TELLING OF   E V E R Y T H I N G   LIKE I AM JUST LEFT LIMP IN MY CHAIR JUST YEETED INTO THE ETHER   W H A T 

Aunt Wu is also a goddess

Honestly Koh can just eat corn the long way or something I stg he can jump right into the river

The frickin lotus flower is hidden in the Southern Air Temple and I am absolutely overjoyed and just beyond belief with where it is you have no idea I LOVE--

Knowledge-seekers👀 what awe u doing ovew thewe? UwU

TEO IS SO UNDERRATED IT’S PRACTICALLY A CRIME

Gran Gran what are your secrets gran gran shARE with the cLASS GRAN GRAN tElL uS GRAN GRAN

Azula my sweet demon child, you are a mystery wrapped in an enigma and I will never look at your fall from grace the same way again c’mere you demon spawn lemme hug u I don’t mind the staby stabs 

👏Mai👏and👏Ty Lee👏are👏best👏girls👏

8+4=12 but 1+1=3 but a l s o 2+1=4 AND 3-1=3 BUT THEN 2-1=3

Everything is water. You’re water. I’m water. He’s water. She’s water. They’re water. The ocean is insidious and beautiful and full of sharks and I don’t like sharks

Airball score??? Hello???

Wait hold up Sokka was 9 when Kya was killed oh my gawd oh ynmcwrbuvaeliuvbf

KATAANGO IS SO BEAUTIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL OH MY GOSH

I’m gonna have to toss out or re-write the last chapter of my whistle-speak fic because I wasn’t kidding when I said my writing comes from TSR and so I’m basically re-writing the fic in the analysis...and it’s making me cry just as hard or I just need some sleep idk I need a fluff-aid-kit hello

Hinduism and Buddhism share a lot of festivals because the philosophies/logos of their beliefs are pretty dang intertwined, and while the July moon (Thunder Moon) for Buddhism is Dharma Day (the first step of the 8foldpath), it is also something for Hinduism and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hinduism and Buddhism are absolutely wild and I love them but they are making smoke pour outta my ears

THE TALES OF BA SING SE IS ALSO A FULL MOON CELEBRATION ABOUT SIX STORIES 

The Great Divide episode is a Buddhist parable but it’s not the only one hnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

The Dao and the Tao and Confucius oh my are going to end m e

WHY DO THE SWAMP PEOPLE KNOW SO MUCH HOW DO LEAF MAN TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

WHY IS YUE’S BETROTHAL NECKLACE AN AIR NOMAD SYMBOL???

[ogeeitsme]

What's your experience with dormancy?

TW: Sui// mentions / comparisons / death comprsns- this is both positive n negtve b aaa

This is a long post so I’m srry <:^/

Theres 2 ways 2 answr this: how we second hand experience it, n then how we experience it in our systm:

How we secondhand experience it

Turns out, more than once, apprntly, drmncy has actlly been used as a, threat?? DKDJDKN we got som rlly old memories abt Jamie meeting a “System” (idk if they’re a sys, it’s such a long story) n He used drmncy 2 guilt trip her (n she ddnt even kno what systm was @ the time dkhdbddb)

Anywy besides that HUGE outlier, it’s kinda,, rough, bc ur askin 4 our experiences, not our views, so when it comes 2 secondhand drmncy, as in like other systms not us- it’s alwys hard

N it’s RLLY funny ur askin this rn anon bc coincidntlly we just came out of a WHOLE frickin sitch that involved secndhnd drmncy experiencs (again, I mean watching ppl in other systms go dormant)

Like, Jamie’s prev ex had, ppl go dormant, like a lot of em, bc they broke up, n 2 of their mmbrs bsclly sent me wht can be equivlnt 2 a sui note- n I got that note frm bsclly som1 equivlnt 2 my brthr, @ the time, n Sal’s brthr [@ the time] bc they shared the blog

We r rlly close 2 anthr sys whose host wnt drmnt 4 som big rsns (they also have trauma abt ppl using drmncy as an escape route frm their actions, man life b wild huh?) n jst came back so that was rlly wild n hard bc she was (n is) like a mom figure 4 us, esp 2 Peter, n their whole sys, bc they’re median, kinda crashed in on itself tmprrly n it was rlly hard 2 watch KDH it makes u kind of mad @ those ppl who cause othr ppl 2 go thru sm pain thta they jst go drmnt u kno?

But rounding back 2 Jamie’s ex (n I g the 1st exmple 2 b vaguely), that was rlly hard, n bc of that, drmncy is smth we can’t unsee as death anymr

Hey so disclaimer that won’t b in the tags (Bc som ppl dnt read them) n I will pit here just in case: yes we kno dormancy is NOT equal 2 death, dormancy always has the chance of them coming back, b w how we spcfclly exprncd these, it felt that way, esp w the goodbyes, n the crying, n how they litrlly treated it as sui//. Not 2 mention the Older trauma Jamie had/has where His “systm” litrlly said “do u miss him? Well he’s dead now”

It’s hard 2 uncorrel8 them- bc it dpnds on how u go thru it- and anthr disclaimer is that if it’s a drmncy in ur own systm, the brain may b able 2 visualize it as a death, heck som systms we kno have a “graveyard” where all the drmnt systm mmbrs end up in; and of som jst “disappear” n I heard anthr sys in their headspace it’s seen as like pods? Where u can c them sleepin?

Anywy back 2 us- KDNDKNDKN yea, our experiences w it so far has been rel8d 2,,, sui or death :^( not counting the ppl we pass by in random srvrs who talk abt it, this is jst our prsnl ones esp tied 2 systms we were (or r) RLLY close 2

IDK we’re still grieving over Larry n Asriel frm Her systm. Pls don’t send asks saying “they mite come back” btw KJSKHS they mite b even if they do we can’t Talk, their sys is an ex 4 a rsn

Inner-system exprnces

HM so there’s a lot 2 write here b we dnt- uslly have ppl who r nice, go drmnt

It used 2 b only all the very bad persecutors who wld rlly harm every1 who wld go drmnt, our psychiatrist even said, 2 calm Jamie dwn a long time ago when she was given anti psychotics, that the “good ppl wnt go away, only the bad ppl”

b they (those old persecuted) all went drmnt thru,,,,, d//ath, n I dnt wnna talk abt that or how, this is not how we wrk anymr

Then we have Deanne, she was a persecutor who was chngng 4 the bttr, b it’s like,,,, when she realized she didn’t have 2 b bad anymr? She went drmnt?? Like I rmmbr (I wsnt there but u kno shared memory) every1 feeling she slowly faded away until we realized she wsnt arnd

Aftr that, we stoppd having drmncies, b we do label ppl who mite b close 2 drmncy msbmdb (edit: nvm, I rmmbrd Alven n Peyton who went drmnt :^( we miss them, Alven was Matt’s dad n Oeyton was a rlly good ISH )

Bc they’re “not needed” N LISTN anthr disclaimer, by THAT I mean natural dormancies? Not 2 say u go drmnt randomly, I mean that sometimes som1 isn’t active enough or their role isn’t needed as mch,, it’s scary I kno, b it can hppn n it’s no1’s fault, it’s not even their fault,i t jst happns, n that my good anon is a bite sized expln8ion on y u mite have ppl come out of drmncy mhsbkdbdkb

Uhh, we have som ppl who r afraid of going drmnt tho ofc,, n they r trying 2 b as active as they can in sys inspace so they dnt fade

Bc if u dnt wnna b dormnt, trying 2 b more active can hlp!

So,,, we a,so have ppl who came frm drmncy,,,

N that’s Jade, Beia, n Chompy

Apprntly Jade n Beia were frm arnd the same time? Actlly it’s fnny bc we thought Jade was a split of Noelle b we were bamboozled bc it wasnt the case

N then u have chompy,,, which is rlly sad,, bc she cnt rmmbr the year b we found out it was frm arnd 3 yrs old,,, that rlly sucks- she’s a fictive of Chain Chomp n came out of drmncy in a new form (Chompette) smdbndb according 2 Jade n Beia they dnt rmmbr wht hppnd, b it’s like they fell asleep n woke up again

N w Chompy, she explains it as like, , she was a chain chomp, n was chained 2 the back of the headspace, n bc she accepted she cldnt do anyth, faded in2 drmncy bc she gave up? B now she’s back n wants 2 fite,dkbdmdb until, stuff I wnt get in2

I’m not done KDH

Lastly I wanna talk abt,,,, how we feel abt it

I dnt think drmncy shld b smth 2 b afraid of— BUT @ the same time it’s OK 2 b afraid of it, or 2 h8 it, or 2 feel ANYTH abt it bc, almost all the time it’s not ur own choice 2 do so (half the time, based on what we’ve seen, etc)

Sometimes, ppl will c it as a mmbr fnlly resting, sometimes it’s sudden n @ least in the mmnt (or mayb ull never kno), ther dsnt seem 2 b a strong rsn on y it hopnd

Som will c it as death, som will say it’s scary, n som accept it’s a part of being a sys,,, that this happens, n that it will b ok

Bc,,, they can come back, mayb, n that’s sys life

4 us we feel ALL of those @ once

I wnt lie <:^) 4 som oldr mmbrs, we hope they dnt come back, b then 4 som we hope they do com back, n it’s this balance of trying not 2 b toxic-positive n trying not 2 erase the hope if we do wnt them 2 com back

IDK it’s so— mssy Bc u shld allow urself 2 grieve- bc dormancy CAN feel like death (frm an obsrvr?), n o man the syscourse that exists @ the mere mention of treating drmncy like death? Scares me, n I jst wnna put it out ther that it involves a lot of grieving somtimes,,,m yes, it can b traumatic depending on how said dormancy was brought 2 ur attention or knwldge

4 us we’e still grieving over that last mssg frm them, we’re angry 4 those who went drmnt n also @ Them who went drmnt? Idk man

TLDR don’t- I repeat- do NOT,,,,, treat drmncy as the answr

If ur in a systm out ther, I kno it hard, n frick, drmncy is such a complic8d topic in systems period, b drmncy is not the answ

Bc yes drmncy is not prmnnt 4 som systms, (n by prmnnt I mean that sys mite jst not have awakenings as common @ all; every sys is diff) b drmncy is,,, most of the time a scary thought 4 systms

It’s- it’s not sui litrlly, b,,, it;s,, is almost similar IF- n I repeat- if it’s used as an escape, esp in a bad way

N like w sui// we wnt entirely blame you if @ all, b it’s sad- n it’s hard

Bc like ”irl” ppl arnd u who care r affctd- n knowing it’s by ur own hand is hard 2 accept

Bro, anon my dude, I’m so srry this is such a messy post KDNKDND our exprnces w it is so recent n it’s SUCH a complic8d topic 2 discuss w/o fear of ppl yelling @ u abt spreading misinfo

We’re a rlly big outlier 2 the usual sys exp w dormancies bc we’ve had SO many exprncs of it being rel8d 2 sui/ of death from othr systms Onesides our own), n it’s not jst random systems, it systems who we were close 2 n we got hurt by

I dnt wnna talk abt whether or not what we experiencs was real b yea thats our experiences n not the resources,, since that’s the question KNS

[tentastic-yu-ki]

just pentagon things

(with links to stuff !!)

this took me so long to make heheh but i hope you like it !! <3

jinho

v o c a l s from the gods

god herself cast her hands upon him and now he has the voice of a million angels

doing ALL the parts in bohemian rhapsody bc of course

HIGH NOTES

grandpa #1

a lil bean :’)

fake maknae

his fluffy bangs during naughty boy era are on the list of my favorite things ever

his cheeks y’all

ok but he looks eerily similar to jiheon from fromis_9 when they smile idk if i’m the only one who sees it but

whenever he does the little wave thingy you know what i’m talking about

he sings in fluent english and it makes my heart flutter every. single. time.

lowkey done with the rest of the members but loves them so much

yuto lifting him up at the end of naughty boy relay dance is basically that one scene from the lion king

tbh the members are always lifting him up and it’s precious

his lil cape during shine

hui

hwitaek in general is just bsidjsbdhdb

such a good leader :’)

i have no talent

mr hwitaek has all the talent

if i’m lucky some of mr hwitaeks talent may rub off on me

i just ?? love him ??!

his piano playing in the gorilla acoustic video makes me weak in the knees

pentagon of leader

y’all remember his twin brother manuel

i play jazz piano and holy shit i could only hope to gain half the talent he has in his hands alone let alone his vOICE

grandpa #2

i have so much appreciation for him and i look up to him a whole lot as a musician i just don’t know how to express my love

critical beauty was his era bitches

constantly being corrected by hongseok

such a groovy ass mf

lee hwitaek vs the english language

he is gorgeous !??!? kills me with his gaze

smile needs more appreciation

he killed it in triple h especially his vocals in 365 fresh

jangjigi jangjigi jang jang jang

hongseok

muscles

ABS :0

‘can i have a bite’ lmao

the group mom

but he’s a cool mom

his eyes are so frickin adorable :’)

absolutely hilarious oh my god

good ass storyteller

two words: his. lips.

his laugh is precious guys like i can’t

this video from the real man

when he shaved his hair off before the real man 300

hongseok x jinho ?? cute as hell

just lovely

such an underappreciated member

i stg whenever he speaks english it’s either to correct somebody, say hi to international fans, or its something completely ridiculous and i love it

e’dawn

y e l l i n g

he and hyuna being a power couple

Y E L L I N G

popping dancing

owned the gorilla era imo

Y E L L I N G

!! tattoos !!

a whole plant dad

his hairstyle suits him so well omg

did i mention yelling

i wish the best for him (and hyuna) and he’ll always be a part of pentagon in our hearts <3

his eyes when he smiles :’))))

video of him yelling in case you don’t know what i’m talking about

also this

I MISS HIM

S U P P O R T H I M or i’m coming for u

also support p nation !!

shinwon

hot shinwon yeah u want ?!

the visual

like the man is a whole model

i kinda just want to sit and have tea with him he seems like that kind of friend

his legs are so underrated

his breathy laugh is amazing

probably slowly losing his patience with the members

when i first got into pentagon i was like hm he seems like the mature one

but none of them are the mature one

booger

VOICE CRACK OF THE CENTURY

we will never forget

it seems like in fanfics he’s always some sort of ceo or manager or fashion designer and i’m here for it

always providing quality content whether he realizes it or not

always providing quality content whether we realize it or not

trying to make food while hui was asleep and then realizing he didn’t have chopsticks

his name is actually shinpon excuse you

absolutely losing his shit during the sha la la don’t smile challenge (13:11)

can you really blame him tho it was funny as hell

screaming + running in fear? shinwon invented that.

yeo one

he cares so much about universe :’)

compilation of him asking universe if we’ve eaten today because he cares

him almost kicking himself in the face that one time i can’t find the video agh

super lovable and wholesome

ok but his teeth

his smile is just so pretty ???

boi is drop dead gorgeous

so pure and just HKSNSBSJS

his asmr videos? yes king

he really expected me to sit there for almost an hour listening to him whisper the members names over and over?

and he was right because i did

yeo one makes me feel the same things i did when i saw bubbles in the air at disney world for the first time

he’s just like that

boyfriend material

HOW DARE I ALMOST FORGET THE SPONGEBOB IMPRESSIONS

saRANGhaeYOoOoo~

the boy is hilarious

yanan

aNNYEONG CHINGUDEUL

he just reminds me of a whole bottle of sprinkles yknow

like if rainbow sprinkles were a person

it’s yanan and yanan only

high note battle with jinho

he’s tol but his voice is smol

“don’t talk with me”

earrings lmao

probably smells like vanilla tbh

‘can you please edit this out?’

he’s literally gonna give me cavities with his sweetness

just from looking at pics of him

i like don’t even know what to say he’s just a ball of sunshine :’)))

so sweet i could put him in my coffee

he deserves so much more that he gets

sUCH A SWEET SOUL UGH~!

i’m running out of ways to reiterate that yanan deserves all the love in the world

y’all better appreciate him or i’m coming for u and ur whole family

he’s just out here chillin, his smile making the world a better place

my uwus? gone. snatched if you will

yuto

it’s ya boy toto

Y U T O D A

him being spooked by ghost stories

cLINGY !!!!!

two words: back. hugs.

i want a yuto hug hmph :((

his laugh is so cute i just-

him being spooked by the dark

NICO NICO NIIII~

his guy-fieri-reminiscent shirt

(you know the one)

him being spooked in general

i will protect this boy with my LIFE

we need more yuto aegyo

but also his visuals make me spontaneously combust

somebody call the fire brigade yknow

when he had the eyebrow slit i cried

im at a loss for how to express my love for adachi yuto

can i have his dangly earrings pls thanks

he’s always feeding everybody it’s so cute

our nagano boy :’)

cough excuse me i had something in my throat i meant our nagano pRINCE

this video of his ‘high note’ and wink never fails to make me laugh

he reminds me of this guy ive had a crush on for a long while ?? like personalitywise they’re oddly similar,, he’s cute n shy but also tall and vv clingy ??? and he recently started doing his hair differently and it’s literally yutos hairstyle i almost stopped breathing ok

also his hugs feel like what i imagine a yuto hug would feel like and i only realized it just now as i’m writing this

kino

he’s my little honeybunch cinnamon apple sugarplum gumdrop babyboy

i just love kang hyunggu a whole lot if you can’t tell by um

the rest of my blog

my profile image

my lockscreen ffs

do i even need to say that he’s my bias

duality? he invented that.

hyunggu being a cutie patootie vs kino being rUDE AS HELL

like he’s a grape juice box and a whole ass bottle of fine wine yknow what i mean

the lace blindfold ?? somebody pinch me

knnovation

i mean have y’all heard voicegasm ??

he did that shit

he’s under arrest for stealing my heart~

(and my uwus)

i don’t even need to say it bc y’all already know but he’s the dance KING

the violet bby

“he’s sensitive”

when hyojong changed the number song lyrics to joke about him being sensitive (2:25)

when he wears big sweaters :’)

i miss his lil ponytail during naughty boy

ppl never talk about this but he’s surprisingly good at languages ?!?

his laugh is one of my favorite sounds on the planet

that one move in can you feel it (01:55 in the mv) gets me every. single. time.

the kino list is long but i just have so much love for this boy

wooseok

he a long boi

HIS DIMPLE

i cant find the vid but there���s this one moment at a fansign or something where he just stepped over the table like it was a completely normal thing to do ?!???!?

HIS FACE IS SO VISUALLY PLEASING

i keep getting shocked over and over about how generally handsome he is

any hair works on him like ??? magic ?!?

screaming during lost paradise

and most songs

and most of the time anyway

i love him lots and lots tho

can pull off the goth look

can pull off the emo look

can pull off any look

he belongs in an opera lmfaooo

E X T R A

BUNNY BUNNY WOOSEOK WOOSEOK

his acrostic poems

i’m a star ? that shit sLAPS

this boy is carrying the entire rap industry on his bACK

i’m sad that i cant think of more stuff for wooseokie

[saccharinedanganimagines]

congrats on the new mods!! i love this blog and hope it only means itll be even more active!! do u think u could do an imagine with the v3 boys finding out their s/o has never been kissed before? maybe wanting to be their first?? tysm!!

so sorry I haven't written anything lately!i've was having a lot of writer's block, especially with this particular imagine, idk whymakes me sad since i love kissing scenarios-

because of this, uh, I chose only five boys from the cast, since these were the only ones i had semblances of good-ish ideas for, i apologize!

in other news i love our audience and my fellow mods like-can i just hug you all

-Mod Gonta

Shuichi, Kokichi, Kiibo, Korekiyo and Gonta's First Kiss with an S/O Who’s Never Kissed Before

Shuichi Saihara- He’d been wanting to kiss you for a while now, he ain’t gonna lie, but he’s been kind of afraid to ask you til now.- You both were simply watching a movie together, cuddled up on the couch.- Shuichi had to muster up all his courage, before gulping and looking at you.- “S/O? I was, um..wondering..”- “H....Have you, um....ever thought about...k-kissing me? ....O-On the lips.”- wow he’s awkward, why did he even say it like that- Though he actually didn’t expect you to say yes. What you said next kind of surprised him.- “I-I was just kind of nervous to initiate it, since, well...u-uh, I’ve never kissed anyone before..”- Ohhh, so that’s why. Well, that was kind of relieving for him.- “M-Me neither,” his face is burning up by now jeez. “...w...would you...wanna try to right now, though?” he’s practically a cherry now that you’ve said yes. Although your blush wasn’t helping your case either.- You both took your time, being shy and hesitant, but ultimately your first kiss was soft and sweet. Like Shuichi.

Kokichi Ouma- “S/O’s never kissed or been kissed before? That’s a shocker~” You couldn’t tell if it was genuine, or sarcastic. Compliment or insult. Or all of the above, you could never tell with him, really-- But Kokichi continued smiling mischievously at you, “Neehehe~ that just means I can claim it, though. So that's convenient!”- Blushing, you avoided his gaze. You didn’t exactly deny nor confirm whether or not you wanted him to be your first.- “What? You don’t want me to kiss you?” he feigned offense, “So rude, I swear..”- “I-I never said that, you know..” of course you probably weren’t gonna admit you wanted to either since it’s Kokichi--- Oh god there’s the grin.- Oh god he’s leaning over.- You were both excited and nervous, but you didn’t flinch back.- “Jeez, relax, S/O. I won’t bite your lip, okay?” really? “I’m being honest for once, I swear.”- “Okay, fine. Don’t be rough, though..”- So, you tried relaxing even though your heart was pounding.- Kokichi took your face in his hands, pulling you closer a bit gently, "Prepare yourself, S/O~" he giggled, and you rolled your eyes a bit, closing them as he initated the kiss.- Afterwards, you looked mildly surprised as he gave you a look.- "What?" "You're a surprsingly good kisser, Kokichi."

Kiibo- You'd never thought Kiibo would ever take much interest in kissing, so you never really asked him about it before.- Plus, it was only a few weeks into the relationship, and the most you both had done was hold hands and maybe a hug or two. Kiibo always seemed really shy to give affection, so you were afraid of causing himto overheat if you suggested kissing. Oh boy, how unexpected this question was for you.- "S/O, I-I was thinking...kissing one's partner is common in relationships, r-right?"- If you'd been drinking anything, you would've had a spit-take.- "U-Uh, yes, why?"- "I had been thinking of it, since I heard it from Miu," (along with other things she had told him were common in relationships but we won't go there)- Kiibo turned to face you, your faces were a matching shade of pink, "A-And I wanted to know if you would mind t-trying it out with me!"- Your silence had made him think you were opposed to the idea, so not even three minutes after he said it, he held up his hands frantically. "P-Please do not worry if it makes you uncomfortable, S/O!"- "N-Not that, I just, uh...well, never kissed before, frankly. B-But I've wanted to! I just thought you'd be uncomfortable if I asked, so I didn't.."- Kiibo blinked, "I see..I guess we were on the same surfboard, then! I'm, uh, glad you thought of me, as well.."- You giggled, "Wavelength, Kiibo. It's wavelength," you gently remind him. His blush grew darker and he huffed, "I-I knew that!"- After you both calmed down, Kiibo stared intently in your eyes, but he still had an aura of shyness around him. "T-Then, um..shall we try now?"- It was a bit awkward at first. You both kind of bumped noses a few times, and couldn't figure out how to position yourselves, but the kiss ended up being sweet regardless.

Korekiyo Shinguuji- You didn't even know how you'd be able to kiss Kiyo with that mask on. Boy nearly never took it off.- So, you never really brought the subject up, since you felt there was a possibility it wouldn't happen. It kinda hurt, but you didn't wanna annoy him or anything.- Kiyo, on the other hand, was interested in kissing you, contrary to what you thought. Even though getting kisses on the cheek and forehead were great in their own right, he wanted to see how you'd do kissing him on the lips for the first time.- So, being straightforward and honest, he one day hugged you from behind, resting his head on your shoulder. "S/O, would you mind kissing me?"- You blinked, kissing him on the cheek as you usually did, "Like that?"- "No, no, I mean...kiss me."- He faced you and your face heated up. Wait was he serious- "S-So suddenly?" "Yes, is that bad?"- Well, no, you were his lover, so of course he'd want to at some point. Though his sudden invitation to had flustered you.- "I-I, um, I don't mind, I suppose. I'm not experienced in it, like, at all..so don't be surprised if it's awkward," you said, turning to face him. why is he so gorgeous- "Not to worry, S/O," he said, doing a thing you never expected him to, "It is your first kiss, is it not?" he took off his mask HE TOOK IT OFF WHAT- Before you could get a good look or even react, his lips met yours as he held your chin gently.- Certainly a kiss you'd never forget. Both for the fact that it was amazing, and for the fact he took off his frickin mask liKE OH MY GOD.

Gonta Gokuhara- So, today, Gonta had invited you over to his house for a small date night. And it was probably one of the better date nights you've had so far.- Legit, this boy had put a lot of effort into tonight, and it showed. He'd cleaned the place up a bit, tried cooking your favorite foods, and even went as far as to try and dress up a bit for the occasion he still excluded shoes but who caresthis was amazing.- Now it was almost time for you to return home, but in the meantime you were simply watching TV with him, leaning against him whilst he held you gently.- "This was a lot of fun, Gonta."- "S/O really think so?" he smiled, "Gonta's glad! Gonta didn't know if he'd do too good, really.."- After a bit longer, Gonta spoke up again, a bit softer.- "U-Um, but...S/O?" "Hm?" "G-Gonta..wanted to ask you something.."- He looked a bit nervous, but once he saw you were paying attention, he spoke again, his cheeks growing a fine shade of red, "...G..Gonta asked his friends if t-they had advice beside...dinner and outfit. A-And, M-Miu said that..Gonta should try kissing S/O after date is over..?" Of course she did.- "Oh, really?" you smiled a bit, "Well, do you want to try, Gonta?" when he nodded shyly, you couldn't help but giggle.- "O-Only if S/O want to! G-Gonta don't wanna make S/O feel weird."- "Well, of course I do," you turned to face him, getting in a better position, "No better way to end a date night than with a kiss, right?" you pause, "And my first kiss at that."- "S/O's first kiss is..gonna be Gonta?" his eyes lit up, "I-I see! Gonta feels honored," he smiled brightly.- "...T-Then, um, is it okay if..?" he got closer, and you nodded.- His first few attempts resulted in him getting shy and hesitant, so to encourage him, you tried at the same time he did. The result was ending the night with a soft and romantic kiss. Didn't last much longer than a minute though since Gonta got too flustered to keep going.

[peakytoms]

NSFW ABC’s ~ John Shelby

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

So things with John boy never get too wild so aftercare is not really necessary. He likes to just lay in bed and talk to you about his day while you two share a few cigarettes .

He also loves eating after sex because he expels so much energy during the deed—so he will usually go downstairs and drum up some bread and jam and bring them back upstairs for you and him.

The bed always gets crumby but you don’t care “that’s what the maids for” says JOhn

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He is obsessed with you butt—he’s a butt guy. He loves backing that ass up against his hips anytime of the day, loves you sitting on his lap when he’s at work or at home in the office. Big time butt guy.

Hes so much of a butt guy, he even likes his own ass. He knows he was sculpted by Michelangelo himself and he has likes to show off what god gave him.

When the two of you are home without the kiddos—the both of you are always naked, beauty should not have to be covered up

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

We all know our dear boy john has a massive impregnation kink—he loves knowing his woman is around carrying his seed and making it into a human baby. As such, his favorite thing to do is cum inside of you. He also loves to watch himself spill out of you when its all over so he likes to make sure his woman is filled 😉

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

John is one dirty dirty boy (you’ve seen him smirk right? That smirk is LOADED with dirty filthy secrets)

At dinner with Polly or the rest of the fam—he sneaks one of your hands down to his already hard cock. He thinks hes so suave and that no one notices (but because of that infamous smirk—everyone always knows what is happening but lets him have him moment)

When the two of you were younger, you had sex on Pollys bed (she had a bigger bed so it made sense at the time—it’s a secret you two will keep til your DEATHS)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

John Shelby mates like a bunny rabbit…plenty of experience has been had

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Given how many times you have probably been pregnant (John has like 3 million kids? 3 billion? Ive lost count) Johns fave position is anything from behind (plus that way he gets a perfect view of your tush which as discussed he is obsessed with. Plus, taking you from behind is super convenient

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

He is a goofballTM and sex usually is goofy as well. Because of all the kids you two have had, you cant take time for granted and you often need to be creative because children are literally everywhere and sometimes you don’t even realize it. So sometimes things just get goofy (kids walk in, gotta make quick worl to cover up—and the eventually get them out so yall could finish)

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

John is practically bare down there. He thinks the hair just covers up all that god given beauty so he doesn’t like to keep it around.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

He tries his best to be romantic. He loves you and all that you have done for him so he wants to do his best to make sure he treats you like a QUEEN TM but ya know…life happens and god bless him for having good intentions and ideas but John is not the best at executing them. He tries to be romantic and sweet, but when the time actually comes around there just isn’t any time for romance (all the kiddos running around remember?). But it’s the thought that counts

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

You ALWAYS walk in on him while hes jacking his willy.  The man has got a thousand and 3 kids, and you get busy, he gets it—but he has needs and if hes stressed (because idk…Tommy wants him to kill his teacher or something) he just needs to release some tension (in his balls) and get on with his life

If you catch him in the moment though—you usually throw those kiddies out and help out your man

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Getting you pregnant

ou being pregnant (your tits get almost as big as your ass and as discussed our boy john is a man of the tush)

Fucking you while pregnant—he one kinky guy and he likes the idea of filling you with his seed even when you are currently growing his seed into a human child

He likes doing it in public spaces (especially if Polly is around—he likes to think hes outsmarting her even though she knows everything…she is omniscient…omg shes a godTM  

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The Office because there are no kids at the office, or in the car on the way to the office because that man just has no patience

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you pregnant, seeing you be a mama, stress because his brother is a dick, having a really good meal, getting drunk, a really calming cigar, bashing someones head in, blinding someone, winning some money at the races… basically Johnny is always a horndogTM and everything gets him going.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s too needy and desperate at most times to ever be picky with things to try

That being said, you two have tried some rougher sex but it just wasn’t his thing. Even though hes a blinder and a savage man with his enemies, he doesn’t really like hurting people (especially someone he loves a helluva lot)

Also for some strange reason, you getting close to any of his brothers or blinders just rubs him the wrong way and he does not like it (I wonder why…)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Giving

Youre a good mama and are nearly always stressed and tired because of all the billions of his kids running around small heath  so Johnny boy likes to take care of his girl and do all the work to show his appreciation

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Because yall never really have that much time, things are usually fast and rough—but not rough rough, just rough because he has like 3 seconds before a kid starts crying and he just gets very vigorous. If the kids are away at Pols, he will tgry his best to make it special—all romantic and slow and sensual and wooowwwwweeeeeee im feeling john rn what is this?

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Pretty much the only way he has sex is with quickies because he has like 651360176 children somewhere

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He is always down to find new and creative ways to get wit chuuu—he needs it because when you have kids you need to get creative and inventive

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Because he usually has so little time, he has trained his body to last as quickly as possible (relax though guys he doesn’t cream in like 0.05 seconds, but it usually takes him less than 7 minutes). BUT he is still a shelby and a frickin horse (not a cavalry horse though mind) so he can go for many many rounds (he just hopes he has the time)

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Before the kiddies he liked very much to use toys on you, especially blindfolds (he really liked to play up the name “peaky blinders”)

But now that kids are a part of your reality, being blinded just isn’t practical because one of the 6142782 kids could sneak in and see any second and you must remain vigilant

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Like I said, John has had to get very creative and that includes a lot of teasing. And in turn you tease him right back

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is naturally just a very loud and boisterous individual and its hard to contain himself. Given the position you two are usually in during the deed (your back to his chest and he rams you from behind) he usually muffles his moans and groans and screams into the skin of your shoulder or neck.

Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

So we know how John is a massive horndogTM and gets especialluy aroused whenever he sees you be a good mama, but you are the same way with him. John boy is a great dad (your fave pet name for him is Mr. Daddy since he likes to pretend to be a big manTM who can be a dommydaddy even though he really cant bless him)

Seeing John be a great father always gets you reared up and ready for another little Shelby baby

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He thinks he was gods gift to women and there are very visible and anatomical receipts for that belief. He is not only the tallest Shelby brother, but also the biggest

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

So incredibly high because he is a horndogTM and you constantly do things that excite him

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He always stays up just in case you wanna go for another round

[starryseo]

youtuber!changbin

omg i’m excited for this one bc it’s the loml

s e o  c h a n g b i n

enjoy :)

Chan | Woojin | Minho | CHANGBIN | Hyunjin | Jisung | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin

introducing the one and only. . .

Changbin “I love dark” Seo!!!!

so, as you (probably) already know

he has done lots of collabs with chan and jisung under 3racha

that’s how he met the rest tbh; chan messaged him and jisung both for a 3-person collab and then he stuck with them bc they made some bombass tracks

and he also manages the joint StrayKids youtube account where their gameplays are posted

he has too much time on his hands

which is also why he posts a lot of diss tracks about the other guys

it’s all in good nature, no harm done

and his insults are the bEST

he’s actually a lyrical genius

and no one can hate him or what he says in his raps because

1) what he said is probably true

2) if you hate on it, he’ll come out with a second diss track that’s much worse

his tracks are usually about how chan is like the dad of the group

but everyone just uses him for his money (not in a mean way!!!!!)

or about how felix is desperate for changbin’s love but it’s unrequited (he’s still salty about the forced kiss ok, give him time pls)

he hasn’t made a diss track about jeongin though because the boy is too precious okay no one can say anything bad about him except jyp but hes a snake so screw him

you may be asking what changbin could’ve said about seugmin bc he’s also heckin’ precious but i’m afraid you’re gonna have to wait for seungmin’s one to find out ;)

jisung once hacked into changbin’s youtube account

hacked meaning he guessed changbin’s password (hint: it was ilovegyu<3)

and changed the profile picture to a screenshot he got from a video hyunjin took of changbin being dared to act cute

the video was vv cringey so jisung figured this was the perfect revenge for that diss track changbin made of him

and he also thought changbin needed a change from the pitch black profile pic he had up before

yeah, he loves dark thaaaaat much

as well as producing music and gaming

changbin also dabbles in skateboarding and a biiit of parkour

he does this with felix

(when he has a quick method of escaping felix’s wrath, he can tolerate time together)

his skateboard is. . .

you guessed it: black

probably has a skull or some other ‘scary’ design on the front too

but felix managed to notice a small sticker of a munchlax (the pokemon gyu is fyi) on the back too :) cutie :) 

changbin really loves skateboarding because he thinks it looks cool and goes well with his dark concept

but then he always ends up bumping into something because sometimes he pulls his cap too far down and so he can’t see very well

idiot

it’s really funny seeing him try to act nonchalant about tripping up

when everyone around saw

and felix videoed it and is laughing his ass off

changbin threatened to murder felix if he posted that video anywhere

and felix was like “;) good thing i haven’t posted it... i did send it to the SK group chat though”

bro felix was literally running away for his life and changbin was right behind him on his skateboard tryna run him over

that was not a good day to be felix tbfh

the parkour he does is usually quite simple (about as simple as parkour w/ a skateboard can get)

but he looks badass whilst doing it so it’s cool

his favourite move is when he rides perpendicular to a rail and so the board goes under the rail and he jumps over the rail

it took a while to perfect the landing but he was really determined and now he’s mastered it i’m so proud of him

whenever he posts these videos he gets a lot of comments

because with his music & gaming videos his face usually isn’t seen

but with this, it is

so there are a lot of comments about him being b e a u t i f u l

the comment with the most likes was from jisung who was like “mr dark?? more like sunshine boy! :) keep up the great work i <3 your vids!!”

he was close to reporting that comment just so it would go away lmao salty

but instead he ranted to gyu like “sunshine boy? i’m not a sunshine boy, i’m a dark, dark man, right gyu?”

the group have a lot of hang-outs at his house (bc dude look at his house wtfffff it’s so shiny)

and his mum is the cutest!!! always giving them food as soon as they enter

she also LIVES to embarrass her child, poor changbin :(

constantly pulling his cheeks, giving him lil’ kisses and always calling him her “little prince” or some other equally cheesy variant

the guys lowkey thinks it’s cute and know she’s only doing this for fun, but they still use it as an opportunity to laugh at him

one time she whipped out the photo album with baby changbin pics and omg they’ve never seen changbin redder in the face than that day

no one knows if he was fuming or just really embarrassed lmao

what hurt the most was how jeongin - the baby of the group - was laughing and calling him a “cute baby”

and obviously hyunjin had to go “wow dude you were so cute, what happened to you??”

his mum, bless her soul, was like “he takes after his father that’s why”

#SavageSeoMama (this is where he gets inspiration for his diss tracks)

oKAY BACK TO GAMING!!!!

he mainly plays shooting games like battlefield, CoD and csgo with the guys

loves it when they play with just them in a local match, not online (mainly talking about CoD here)

because then he can put on friendly fire so that he can kill his team mates lmao

he’s a major kill scene stealer and proud - truly evil

the guys eventually kick him out of the lobby

only bringing him back once he’s apologised to them

to this day, he hasn’t apologised lmfao

when they kick him out he’ll just start playing online

because changbinnie don’t care 

he loves killing people’s hype

for instance, jisung will be cheering over the mic like “yay!! i got the last kill”

and changbin will just reply like “ok and?”

jisung: “wHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?!?!?!? I <\3 YOU”

the real question is: how did jisung say “<\3″?

he kills his own hype too though

like when he gets the final kill and suavely goes “wow much skill”

and felix is like “yeah!! wow!!! that was so cool changbinnie!!!”

he’s just like “yeah it wasn’t that good, stop that”

sometimes when they’re all playing free-for-all

he’ll start singing his threats

like he’ll be two steps behind seungmin and just start lowly singing “seungmin, i’ve got your back~”

and like normally someone might interpret that to mean “dw bro i got your back, i’m protecting you, you’re covered”

but nah

changbin straight up stabbed seungmin in the back

seungmin felt that betrayal in his heart

so on the one hand he’s singing to people before he kills them which is heckin’ creepy

but on the other hand he has a beautiful voice so it’s not that bad???

but on the other, other hand (idk imagine 3 hands or smth) he’s technically being nice by giving them a heads-up before he kills them so

really

they should appreciate his kindness

:)

ok no i can’t defend him he’s too into these killing games

the only person he likes teaming up with is hyunjin and here’s why:

chan talks about strategy too much (dude all you gotta do is kill ok relax a bit)

woojin, as previously discussed, makes really bad rookie mistakes

minho gets too frantic when ambushed and just ends up dying without fighting back

jisung is too talkative

felix is also too talkative and is too risky (he’s literally jumped in front of changbin’s character dramatically like “I’ll save you!”. jeongin ended up killing the both of them together lmfao #DoubleKill)

seungmin just runs around in the middle of the battlefield with NO strategy

and jeongin is jeongin. he’s too precious for changbin’s lethality

so that leaves hyunjin. he’s the right amount of talk-y (yes that’s now a word), he has gr8 gameplays, he can handle a multiple-person attack AND he can be really frickin’ ruthless at times

gotta love that boi

felix is always fueled to kill hyunjin for stealing his man

but honestly changbin would rather just solo it because “i work alone, buddy” [sOMEONE GET MY REFERENCE PLS]

wow this has gotten rlly long soz

imma just end it here:

although changbin loves killing them in games and mocking them through his diss tracks

the guys know that they can trust him 100% and that he really, truly does have their backs (even seungmin’s)

and he’s always prepared to fight anyone that hates on any of the guys because only he can do that okay they’re his family and no one else can do that to them

he feels blessed to have them and whenever they come around to his house he’ll get lowkey sentimental bc wow, this is his family that bring a smile to his face everyday

and although he probably won’t admit it without jisung forcing him to, he really loves these guys and is glad to have met them

thank you for reading this far lmao hope you enjoyed it & feedback is always welcome!!

i saw some tag where someone talked about waiting for hyunjin’s one, and bc i’m doing this in age order he’s coming soon

and now just to playfully annoy them i wanna change the order

just kidding

ok not kidding i wanna change the order but i’m too lazy to since i’ve already planned it out

also!! is the desktop theme okay for everyone?? pls let me know of any improvements! :) thank youuuuuuuuuuu

[wannawrite]

All You Would Ever Be

Wanna One's Kang Daniel X Reader [ fem ver ] Fluff bullet point ver. wanna one masterlist produce 101 masterlist • you, Seongwoo and Daniel are the Trio™, a sub unit from your actual clique of like idk a lot of friends ??? there are different units like jinhwi • Jinyoung isn't the only one in his unit who has fallen for someone else. You have too • and Seongwoo is going to get you together hello, @collecting-smiley-taehyung  welcome to your scenario okay i need to stop it's the stress of exams, really anyways, I hope you like your scenario and THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING US SO OPENLY IM IN TEARS 💕 thanks for the request beb. hope you don't mind I did it in bulletpoint style, I'm working on requests in the midst of exams so my scenarios aren't the best right now 😭 maybe scenario ver ? but that will take me a longer time - Admin L 

• okay • so • you are Daniel and Seongwoo's best friend • like best best best friend out of the people in the 101 clique™ • since there are so many people, subunits are bound to form and Ongniel has their own Ongniel is science!™ but • you + Ongniel = Trio™ • Daehwi + Jinyoung = Jinhwi™ • Woojin + Jihoon + Sungwoon = pink sausages™ • Taehyun + Kenta + Hyunbin + Sanggyun + Donghan + Longguo + Taedong = JBJ • but the 101 clique members loves and supports each other regardless of the number of subunits that formed • anyways • everyone is super close and loving it isn't rare for people to fall in love • Taehyun fell for Daehwi but otter is in love with Sungwoon • sometimes its messy but that's okay • but for you • it's REALLY messy • you like Daniel • simple right? • but Daniel is your best friend and literally, you've known him all your life • he treats you like his little sister • and as much as you love him, you don't want that • you want to be his girlfriend • luckily, you're amazing at suppressing feelings • like you went to a haunted house with the W1 unit™ and didn't scream the whole time but Jisung ended up crying • later though, you collapsed on the floor and screamed your lungs out • delayed reaction basically • but no • conceal, don't feel • don't let Daniel know • it's hard work because you two grew up together and still live in the same neighbourhood so naturally • wherever you go • there's a Kang Daniel • supermarket? • he's there buying eggs for his mother • gas station? • he's there sending his uncle's car for washing • the park? • he's there jogging in a thin tank top that makes your eyes pop out • and your heart explodes • he should have found out by now but you pray that daniel's oblivious • jokes • he's known you all your life he knows everything about you • like how your ears turn red before your face does • or how you hide under your blankets • how you under the bed when it's storming • how you stole one of Daniel's cats once • he didn't know for a good hour or so • you just took the nearest cat and ran so you weren't exactly sure what its name was • ring ring • 'hello?' • 'y/n, did you take Peter?' • 'who tf is Peter? idk them? no? I just left your house wdym' • 'bye felicia i'm on my way to yours' • yeah but that's a story for another time • Daniel is like a part of your family man • your parents adore him so much and bonus! they're super super close with Kang family • your mother was best friends with his mum in college it's cute • you and Daniel spend time around each other's houses so much you leave a bag of your things there and vice versa • lately, Ong has become so close to both of you, he's there too • oh my god • Seongwoo knows everything • e v e r y t h i n g • no one even told him ??? how did does he find out • so Seongwoo kind of becomes the middleman • wingman • since he knows that you are practically in love with Daniel you might as well rant your ass off to him • 3 am Facetime with him bc you want to talk about how handsome Daniel looked today • Seongwoo is surprisingly a good listener and offers advice sometimes • 'i just want to kiss him! ugh!' • 'uh-huh. me too sis.' - Ong Seongwoo, about Kang Daniel,2017 • little do you know • Daniel calls Seongwoo for exactly the same things • he whines about how adorable you are to Ong for hours • honestly it's driving Ong madddd • he just wants ya'll to get together • partially because it'll be super frickin' cute • partially because you two would stop whining to him • also partially because the 101 clique would expand its number of couples • imagine the amount of • 'i'm a man but my heart is pounding' • instances • many indeed and everyone is happy :") • so one day • Ongniel is over at your house and Daniel goes downstairs to grab another packet of jellies for your movie night and Ong just • 'yo Y/N, Daniel likes you too' while stuffing a handful of popcorn into his mouth • you nearly choke on your soda • Ong doesn't help you but smirks when you stare at him in disbelief • he nods in confirmation when you ask • 'omgomgomgomgomg' • 'AOMG' stan AOMG • now the two of you conspire to form a plan to confess, Daniel has absolutely no clue • during the movie, you just casually lounge your head on his shoulder • in his lap • sometimes your legs intertwine with his • then again, this isn't anything unusual because you guys are too close man it's hard • and Daniel seems to be keeping a straight face :( • you are sad • maybe he doesn't like me anymore ??? • nah sis you thought • Daniel's sweating so badly and his insides have turned to mush • what is a normal, regular heart rate? he swears he needs to be sent into the ER asap • basically, Daniel dies every single time you're around him • he's trying so hard to hide his feelings it hurts • Ong is abt to give up • you tell Ong your worries abt confessing • 'what if he never speaks to me again!' • 'idw to break our friendship' • '(ง •̀_•́)ง' • 'if Daniel rejects you, he can fite me' • your other best friend rubs your shoulder encouragingly, smiling • 'don't worry, Daniel whines about you a lot. he definitely likes you too. go for it, Y/N' • 'how long has he stayed on the phone talking about me?' • 'hmmm, the record was 4 hours just talking about how cute you looked with your new hair' • get you a man who hypes you like that • the whole 101 squad pretty much knows you two are in love with each other • but no one actl wants to tell ??? you ??? two ??? • okay sis • but this carries on for about a month before you suck it up and decide to tell Daniel • Ong is like • 'YASS' • he's running and jumping around your living room throwing glitter and rejoicing • next thing you know, Jisung is on the phone and Ong is screaming the details at him • yeah • so Ong schedules really cute day for you to get pampered. • spa day. get your nails done etc etc • he even books a table at some fancy restaurant even though he knows you two might get kicked out • but he hopes you two will control yourselves because it's a date and not a 'hang out' • he tells Daniel he set up a blind date for him • Daniel is like 'hell no, why?' • Seongwoo just smiles and pushes him more • so he ends up getting all dressed up and makes sure to steal Ong's credit card • you're slipping on your cute kitten heels and freaking out while Ong and Jisung try to fan your face so your makeup doesn't melt off • 'I spent two hours on that face, don't mess it up!' - Sungwoon, about your makeup, 2017 • Seongwoo drives you down to the venue and escorts you to that restaurant • Daniel is late lol • you face the other way so he doesn't see your face when he walks in • he's flustered asf, apologies spilling out of his mouth • silently curses in fear he messed up when you still won't face him • you look familiar ?? then again, he's never seen you so dressed up • Ong went all out and booked a table at the most prestigious restaurant in the city • 'My name is-' • 'Kang Daniel.' • his jaw drops open when you finally speak and turn to face him • hE'S LIKE SODISOHXIS SEONGWOO • 'oh my god. y/n? did Ong trick you into something?' • you shake your head and smile, reaching over the table and grabbing his hand • here goes nothing • 'Daniel, I want to date you.' • woAH DANIEL LOOKS LIKE THE HEAVENS HAVE OPENED AND AN ANGEL HAS COME DOWN TO B L E S S HIM • he's a blushing mess and stammers out the first few words which makes you giggle • there's this satisfied, boyish grin on his face and he dreamily says • 'okay sure' • for the duration of the whole meal, there's skinship • hands touching in between bites, your heels meet his Louboutin's and he promises to buy you a pair someday • ya'll cute • you realise how much you love him, there's so much conversation and you realise you're in love with such a wholesome, real man • :") • at the end of your dinner, Daniel drives you home in the car you've been in a hundred times • but it's the first time as his girlfriend • and it feels different • he admits to liking you for a long time now which makes you blush • he walks you to your door as usual but unlike the normal goodnight hugs he gives you • you lean in and peck his lips, thanking him for the date even though you initiated it • Daniel drives home with the silliest, dreamiest look on his face • Ong and 2Sung are celebrating and he's lowkey sad he'll be third-wheeling in the trio • but that's okay bc he loves you both and wants ya'll to marry • you guys actl do • besides, he'll have his hands full working on how to get 2Sung together

[thisisbabalabashamalamadingdong]

Tagged by: @whenyoujustwannawrite You’re literally the only person that tags me to these stuff lol so thanks babe Rules: answer the alphabetised questions below and tag ten blogs you’d like to get to know better (you know I can’t tag ten blogs sorry lol sad) A. Age: 5 at heart, 50 at body, unknown at brain, but 17 at ID; if that’s what you’re asking. B. Birthplace: Adana, Turkey. Kind of sad, but we have good food so it’s fine C. Current time: 00.55 am (I need a life) D. Drink you last had: coffee, rn E. Easiest person to talk to: usually my mom I guess but definitely not when it comes to certain topics or anything she thinks would be “bad for me” to talk about. Like how being depressed isn’t just being a teenager whATEVER so I guess besides her, two friends of mine bc we’re problematic like each other F. Favourite songs: can anyone actually answer this one because wow, I definitely can’t. My music changes depending on my mood but today I watched the 2017!Miley sing The Climb and it hit me hard bc I used to cry while singing that song when I was 10 or sth and it was with me through bad times -not as cliché as it sounds- so I’m gonna go with that and wow this post is shit already I’m sorry G. Grossest Memory: I have no idea tbh if you mean “gross” gross uhh I went to this thing that was not a school but I don’t know how to explain it so whatever the thing is that the bathrooms were actual horror movie material, and peed and pooped in my NOT PANTS, LEGGINGS. Are. You. Kidding. Me. But whatever I was 9 also two friends of mine literally helped the teacher help me so HEY GUYS YOU WON’T SEE THIS BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW GRATEFUL I AM H. Hogwarts House: Definitely Ravenpuff. Pottermore said Raven 2 times and Huffle 1 time and I just know I’m a Ravenuff at heart. Like, I’m not either one of them on their own but you put them together and BOOM me I. In love: what even is love (aka I’m not sure) J. Jealous of people: not really. Only when it comes to stuff like when I see someone I’m close with achieve sth that’s sort of my dream???? But not like “YOU CAN NOT HAVE THAT” just “I wish I had that” kind of thing K. Killed anyone: just my soul I guess L. Love at first sight or should I walk by again: you should walk by again so I can understand if it’s love at first sight. I mean I don’t think I actually believe “love at first sight” but when I think about it it always starts when you’re not even aware of it M. Middle name: I’m not sure I have one N. Number of siblings: one (big bro) O. One wish: to effect people, generations, brains idk I want to leave something that could have a place in people’s souls P. Person you last called: mom Q. Question you are always asked: OH WOW DID YOU KNOW YOU SPEAK TOO FAST WOW WHY DON’T YOU JUST SLOW DOWN A BIT and I just can’t say wow no I didn’t know that haven’t heard of it for my whole damn life thanks for pointing it out but I just can’t fuckin speak properly wHatever R. Reasons to smile: to make someone happy, and if it’s someone I love, it’s better. Also some memories hurt but I like the ones that can make me smile at the same time S. Song you last sang: the only exception by paramour (I think the last time I listened to that song was like two years ago but I’ve just finished Glee’s season 1) (I know I’m late for the party) (also tears, everywhere) T. Time you woke up: 9 am U. Underwear color: tbh it’s grey and has little cute soft pink fairies on it. Thanks mom V. Vacation destination: somewhere over the rainbow W. Worst habit: pro procrastinator. I mean it’s 1 am and I still have homework to do FROM TWO DAYS AGO X. X-rays: you really couldn’t find an x-question an I right lol I guess they’re cool Y. Your favourite food: i should be a vegetarian and I am at heart, but I frickin love meat involved food. Guilty. Also the more cheese there is, the better Z. Zodiac sign: cancer smh Tagging: @tra-la-laaa @funsizeflannelsexual @hicmicikiptagelesingelmiyor

@arkakoltuktaunutulankiz

[demonbrothers]

Oh man, oh man. I wrote this all down as soon as I got home Thursday night (well, Friday technically, because after midnight), but before I could post it, the post-event depression engulfed me, and swallowed me whole. That always happens to me, and I'm very slow to recover from it. The emotional hangover hasn't completely lifted yet tbh, but I must document the experience, for posterity's sake. Okay, so, first of all, both lectures and both Q&A sessions were brilliant, but I'm not gonna go into that because of course they were. It was three hours of science faction virtuosity, cosmological poetry, and jazz. Pure bliss. But anyways, afterward's when shit got real. So, my friend and I were in the queue to get our books signed. I was freaking the fuck out, naturally. Unfortunately, I'm the kind of person who has, like, negative zero chill when it comes to meeting and interacting with people I admire. Man, I wish I could be cool about it, but I just can't. So, anyway, Janna was first, but I didn't have a book for her to sign (gonna have to buy her latest at some point tho, the lecture she gave based on it was so fascinating. also, ‘black hole blues and other songs from outer space’ is such a fantastic title…). As I walked by her, she smiled encouragingly and told me not to be nervous. Which was very sweet of her, but I think the only thing that could have calmed me down at that moment was some sort of horse tranquilizer, or sudden cardiac death. Next up was Richard. And man, I feel kinda bad now, 'cause I can't really recall our short interaction with any specificity at all. Love the guy, but I kinda had to focus all my energy on not bursting into tears at the sight of Lawrence right there next to him. Anyway, I got my book signed, and there were smiles and thank yous exchanged. Richard was perfectly friendly and attentive, but I'm afraid it's all a bit of a blur to me. AND THEN. Oh god, I'm getting the full-body shivers now, writing this down. Lawrence greeted me, smiled that wide, boyish smile of his. And, man, I know it's a cliché, but it really did feel as if time had stopped. As I handed over the books, he noticed my hands were shaking and, fighting for some semblance of composure, I said “I'm pretty nervous, I guess you can probably tell.” (there was no way I was gonna be able to cloak my unchillness, so I figured better to just own it, right?) He then took my hand and rubbed it between his own soft, warm palms, saying “Oh, there's no need to be.” It was obviously meant as a soothing gesture, but I could have died on the spot tbh. I asked if he would sign my copy of his most recent book with ‘spank the vacuum!’ ('cause that part always makes me smile, hehe) and he laughed and told me sure thing. As he signed, I gathered my courage and, suppressing some but far from all of my nerves, launched myself into an attempt at conveying just how meaningful and inspiring his work has been to me, how deep my gratitude and appreciation runs. As succinctly and tactfully as possible, of course. I won't recount word-for-word what was said during this part of our conversation, because it's kinda personal. But, oh man, when he told me how much my words meant to him, he sounded so earnest, and it seemed so genuinely heartfelt. I don't think I have to tell anyone that Lawrence is a fantastic speaker, he basically radiates passion for his work, and enthusiasm for sharing that passion with others. But I learned that he's also a great listener. The way he engaged with me, giving me his full attention, as if my words were the most important he'd heard all day. And here's another cliché for you, he really did make me feel as if the two of us were the only people in the room. Also, he kept steady (and pretty intense, for me anyway) eye contact with me throughout this entire exchange, with those soft, kind eyes of his. Which probably doesn't seem like a big deal to most people, but for someone who struggles to maintain even brief eye contact, it was pretty breathtaking. He handed the now-signed books back to me and took hold of my hand again, squeezed it gently, and thanked me for coming. I started to back away a bit, to let my friend get her book signed, but Lawrence kinda wouldn't break eye contact with me, it felt almost as if he was searching my face for something. And as soon as he realized my friend and I were there together, he waved for me to come back to the signing table. He signed my friends book, talking to us both, and as we finally took our leave, his eyes locked onto mine again, and I gave him this nod. Like, the most meaning-laden nod I ever nodded, haha. AND THEN HE FRICKIN' BLEW ME A KISS! And not in jest or anything. I don't know how to explain it without it sounding silly, or as if it was meant to be funny or flirtatious or whatever. Nah, he was as serious about it as I was about the nod. But by ‘serious’ I don't mean, like, solemn. It was just… sincere. More like good-natured tenderness. That's how it felt anyway. I blew a stunned, but equally sincere, kiss back. And he smiled warmly, told us it was nice meeting us, and thus endeth the most amazing fifteen minutes(maybe? idk my sense of time was completely distorted) of my fucking life!  

H o l y   H i g g s   G o d   P a r t i c l e,  B a t m a n  !  !  !

[thumper-darling]

Will you send 65 questions my way?

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

Oh my gOD YES. What if there is no life apart from my own and every person I come into contact with is just a highly thought out illusion in my head and nothing is real? 

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

2. It definitely depends on where I am when it is dark? Like, I’m not going to be scared when it’s dark in my bedroom because I’m comfortable there, but I’m gonna be heckin terrified of the dark if I’m in the woods? You feel me?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Ronald J. Stump

4. What is your favorite word?

Cluster or Truffle

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

Birch tree binch

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

“Wow, I really let myself go” :’) 

But no, I thought about how I have mascara rings under my eyes but haven’t worn mascara in 2 days and I have for sure showered since then so why in the frickin heck do I have mascara marks under my eyes? 

7. What shirt are you wearing?

An old man’s sweater that I thrifted 

8. What do you label yourself as?

Interesting? Adventurous? Quirky? I don’t know, what do you label me as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

Dim room 

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Being bullied by @parkersenses

Nah, but I was actually having a deep conversation with my little step-sister about life and school advice. 

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

17

12. Who told you they loved you last?

Lulu @doctormelapples

13. Your worst enemy?

McDonald J. Rump

14. What is your current desktop picture?

….

a racecar…

15. Do you like someone?

I really like my doggo

16. The last song you listened to?

Adolescent by Lostboycrow 

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

I could never hurt somebody, no way. like, how do you expect me to deal with that radical guilt. my conscience is way too pure for that.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

I would rather not punch people in the face? Does it count if I answer with who I would like to punch me in the face?

19. If anyone could be your servant for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

Um, I would want to have Harrison Osterfield be my “assistant” for a day. I would literally just have them hang out with me because I need friendship to thrive

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

My eyes? or my freckles, even if they are faint

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I don’t heckin know what I would look like. Like me but more testosterone? I would like to just live my everyday life, but observe the differences from male and female treatment that’s incorporated in our society. 

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

I can juggle really terribly 

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

I’m not afraid of anything

   the past coming back to haunt me

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Bagel for bread, jalapeno cream cheese, lettuce, tomato, smoked turkey, and havarti cheese

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Either on a tattoo, or put it in my college savings. But probably on a tattoo because I have no financial security. 

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

Montreal Canada binch. Okay no, but probably like NYC or LA or something super stereotypical like that.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Mike’s Hard Lemonade for decades. honestly, I love lemonade and those drinks are so heckin tasty. 

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

You have a right to your own opinion, until it infringes on the basic human rights of others. Then ur fined and thrown in jail for being a rude ass disrespectful person thx. 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My book “The Perks of Being A Wallflower” 

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

The drama that went down with my family last summer and earlier this year

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

Oooh, maybe London or Barcelona? Or Italy. OH ITALY WOULD BE WONDERFUL

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

There was a girl who got into a car accident a few weeks ago, I didn’t know her, but I do know that she was 18 and had just graduated Valedictorian of her class. She had a full ride to college, so I think I would bring her back. 

34. What was your last dream about?

A hotel room 

35. Are you a good….dancer?

THE ANSWER TO THAT IS YES

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Ah yes 

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

Not well

38. What is the color of your socks?

White. 

39. What type of music do you like?

All of it idk 

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunrises 

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Vanilla 

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

I don’t know, Michigan State

43. Do you have any scars?

I have a few from accidents when I was younger. I’m a clumsy oof

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

After I graduate college I’d like to be involved with writing somehow. I really want to work on films or work with manuscripts.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I’d like to be a more energized person

46. Are you reliable?

I like to think so 

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Are you happy with your life?

48. Do you hold grudges?

I really try not to. I don’t like to hold on to hatred or anger. 

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

A fox and a golden retriever? That’d be a fun mix 

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I once had a conversation with someone about who had cooler socks? And kept sending pics to each other of our goofy sock collection. That was a strange one. 

51. Are you a good liar?

God, I hope so

52. How long could you go without talking?

I once went 24 hours without talking, soooo

53. What has been your worst haircut/style?

I LET MY FRIENDS CUT MY HAIR THE SUMMER BEFORE MY SOPHOMORE YEAR AND I ENDED UP WITH A CHERRY RED ASYMMETRICAL BOB AND IT WAS WAY TOO SHORT FOR MY FACE SHAPE AND IT WAS AWFUL

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

I cheated and did like an eggless cake or something like that?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

Hecking, no. Accents are not my strong suit 

56. What do you like on your toast?

Peanut butter or butter with cinnamon sugar

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

a little doodled heart probs

58. What would be you dream car?

Ford fiesta? Idk

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

I sing in the shower when nobody else is home. That’s about it.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

YES It is literally impossible that we are the only living and thriving society in the entire universe? Like?? The possibilities are endless.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Not always, but if it pops up on my dash I’ll look at it

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

S or T 

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Dragons! Was that even a question 

64. What do you think about babies?

I get nervous around babies. They’re such small, delicate humans and I feel too much responsibility being around babies. 

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

You didn’t ask anything, so I’ll just tell you about my day?? I had a college freshman event today and I met some pretty cool people and it has me less worried about starting college. I also think I’m gonna read and write a bit today, so I’m pretty excited about that. Also, my mom comes back from out of town in an hour or so and I can’t wait to see her. 

[can-you-damianot]

about me a-z

that’s right folks its another. freakin’. ask meme. fuck yeah. tagged by @princedamianos ayy thank u for enabling me :3c

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, then tag up to 10 people plus the person who tagged you.

a- age: 18 b - biggest fear: i mean we have the deep things like loneliness and being unlovable and shit but if we’re talking biggest fear it’s spiders. fuck spiders.  c - current time: 9:42pm.  d - drink you last had: water. stay hydrated. e - every day starts with: going back to sleep. f - favorite song: i don’t have one favourite song. “Talk Too Much” by COIN. “Hard Times” by Paramore. “Old Money” by Lana del Rey (lots of songs by Lana del Rey lol). Cell Block Tango. Evermore from Beauty and the Beast. I’ve been listening to these a lot and i like em, so i guess these are my faves right now? i’ve got too many songs to pick a favourite.  g - ghosts, are they real: i lean on the side of yes.  h - hometown: london, ayy  i - in love with: damianos of akielos, actual puppy, big buffen cheeto puffen. nicaise. nikandros. aimeric. the man from uncle 2015. pumpkin spice lattes. also bettany hughes, my dog, wilfred owen, hadrian my shit husband, and golden delicious apples those are rlly good. i assume this was meant to be like a one-person thing but that is not how damianot do.  j - jealous of: cis guys lmao.  k - killed someone: no. was there really nothing else for k that could have been a question. who is gonna say yes to this.  l - last time you cried: a few nights ago i think?  m - middle name: lol nope.  n - number of siblings: 2 brothers.  o - one wish: to be someone else.  p - person you last called/texted: my best friend.  q - questions you’re always asked: “why are you so quiet?” “did your piercings hurt?” >.>  r - reasons to smile: cats. plants. pretty girls. good books. raspberries. soft sheets. im confusing this with ‘reasons to live’. captive prince. yuri on ice. autumn. talking to someone you like. the regent getting kicked in the nuts.   s - song last sang: i… don’t sing.  t - time you woke up: 7:30am.  u - underwear color: black & white.  v - vacation destination: e v e r y w h e r e . i want to see everything. i’d like to visit the americas and go to machu picchu in particular. i’d also like to go back to hong kong and to visit japan.  w - worst habit: probably biting and picking at my fingers until they bleed. that’s not great. catastrophizing is also pretty bad.  x - x-rays you’ve had: foot. that was pretty underwhelming. y - your favorite food: ??? what is this one favourite food bullshit? golden delicious apples are pretty rad, idk if they’re my favourite tho. i love banana bread a lot, i probably make it too much lol. baklava. cheesecake. mee goreng is rlly frickin nice.  z - zodiac sign: pisces

tagging: @turtletotem @theorathanatos @welshscotsmanandlife @hasensalat @exy-king @meet-me-at-kingsmeet @laurent-rose @laurent-ofvere

do this if you wanna? :D 

[weirdbirb]

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you’re done tag 10 people plus the person who tagged you, and most importantly, HAVE FUN

I was tagged by @bluemarill​

Answers under the cut

A- Age: 21 (turning 22 in July) B- Biggest fear: Never dying, something happening to my family (that includes friends) C- Current time: 7:06 pm D- Drink you last had: Kókómjólk (an icelandic brand of chocolate milk) E- Everyday starts with: Can I just sleep more? And I’f I’m at my dom’s place - cuuuuddddlleeeesssssss :3 F- Favourite song: how just no - please no, don’t make me pick I frickin can’t G- Ghosts, are they real: Sure, have a few here ^.^ they nice  H- Hometown: Kópavogur I- In love with: My dom heh J- Jealous of: Birds, people that have pet ravens and cats  K- Killed someone: just sims - so far L- Last time you cried: eeeeh - either sometime this week or last week M- Middle name: Ásdís (legally) Elí (by choice) N- Number of siblings: an older bro O- One wish: financial stability  P- Person you last called/texted: @sunnabear Q- Questions you’re always asked: Nothing in particular? Tho sometimes I get asked if I’m related to my mothers family by strangers cause we apparently all look the same x) R- Reasons to smile: The moon, the sun, the sea, the sky....  AnIMaALSSs :D  S- Song last sang: Hummed along ‘Vor í Vaglaskóg’ Kaleo version T- Time you woke up: Heh heheh heheheh heh ummmitwasat3:30pmorsohehehehdon’tjudgeme U- Underwear colour: Hot pink V- Vacation destination: Scotland? Ireland? idk France? Spain?  W- Worst habit: Energy drinks - too many X- X-rays you’ve had: none (Ok so I later realised I had forgotten that one or two x-rays that I’d had at the dentists but I don’t like thinking of dentists at all cause they scare me and they smell weird thanks for reminding me tho @anarchyongallifrey and of course I go to the dentists -.- when I can afford it that is) Y- Your favourite food: hhhhhhhh Chikin? Z- Zodiac sign: Leo according to the 12 system - Cancer in the 13 one 

I shall tag @sunnabear, @pocketarmor, @mansym, @regularsara, @itsstillmagic, @anarchyongallifrey, @gnesaus, @jedisceptile, @krissa17 and @curiousimi ^.^ <3 <3 <3

[peakytoms]

hey if you dont mind can you do Tommy shelby OBE for the fluff alphabet thing?

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?

Physically: Tommy is so attracted to skin, like soft and supple skin. Particularly the skin of your hips and belly that is just so smooth that he cant even fathom how soft it actually is. Its his favorite thing about you

Personality: Tommy boy is super attractive to wit and intelligence. He likes the challenge of a woman who’s not afraid to speak her own mind and banter with him. He’s always so super serious but when its just him and you, he loves just shooting shit with you

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

He says he doesn’t because he’s all worried about like bringing a kid into a dangerous world and whatnot, also he doesn’t want to change the relationship you and him have by bringing in a massive baby cockblock, but he is lowkey obsessed with the idea of having a baby with you. He thinks that any spawn the two of you produce would just be the most perfect being in the world (duh its his kid, and he’s perfect, and its your kid and you’re perfect, how could the kid not be perfect?)

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

He’s a closeted cuddler. 100%. This fool acts all tough and like women are just w/e but when it comes down to it, he frickin loves holding you close with you back pressed against his chest and his hands over your hips and tummy (he loves soft skin remember— but not in a creepy Jason way in like a romantic way)

Tommy usually cuddles you from behind, either when you’re in bed or standing up somewhere. BUT he also LIVES to be cuddled- which normally only happens when you’re both asleep but you just instinctually embrace one another. But because he is Tommy and a big manTM he will never admit to actually melting when he’s in your arms and his head is on your chest.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

You drink his gin, you bang. Badda boom badda bing

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

Lel what is this asking? Like what Tommy thinks of you? Because he lowkey thinks you’re his whole world but he’s a big manTM  so he plays it off all chill like you’re just some meh chick when he’s in front of others, but when you’re alone??? He is literally wrapped around your frickin pinky toe and you’re the only thing that exists for him.

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

This man is so emotionally repressed, he doesn’t even know. It could have been when he first saw you, could have been when you first talked to him, could have been when Polly decided she didn’t hate you, could have been when you got married. Is he in lov with you now? Does he even know? Idk?

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

DEPENDS ON HIS MOOD. TOMMY SHELBY OBE IS A SWITCH. One day he will want to destroy (with sexual pleasure) and the next day he would literally just want to sit next to you and run his fingers through your hair

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He doesn’t. His hands are used for his big manTM walk, and he cant be messing about with any distractions, he is a BIG MANTM

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

Because Tommy Shelby is a big manTMand most “big men” have like the tinest egos ever. This boy totally used the reaction formatio  defense mechanism and pretended he didn’t like you on bit but really he was thinking of you all. the. time. (men.)

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

HAVE YOU MET TOMMY?

YES FULL STOP.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

You had to kiss him first because even though he is a big manTM, he was sooooo insecure

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

You do. Tommy Shelby OBE is a big manTM and pretends he doesn’t know what love is until he’s sure he’s not in it alone and wont embarrass himself with mortal “feelings” (nothing worse than emotions for T. Shelby OBE)

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

He has this memory of like the first sleepover you two had, and when he woke up he just assumed you left completely, but then he found you downstairs in the kitchen reading the paper and making some tea like it was your haus, and he just loved how well you seemed to fit into his life without any need for adjustment.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

SO MUCH. He buys you shit you don’t even know the function of. He knows what it was like to have nothing and now that he can have things, he wants them all and wants to make sure you have everything he’s never had.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Pale purple, you are obsessed with lavender. You smell like it, you have it all over your garden, you keep a pouch under your pillow, and you wear fabric in that colour as much as possible. Even just seeing or thinking of the colour reminds him of you. And he wont acknowledge it, but you know he takes the lavender pouch from under your pillow when he goes of overnight business trips.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

He calls you all kinds of things. Mostly “darling” “my sweet” “little girl” “little bird” or “my love”

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

????????

I honestly don’t know what this is asking

He loves travelling in his caravan or by horse, as much as he loves cars, he loves the simplicity and peace of travelling like they used to.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

He lives in England so its always a rainy day, he does business all the time. BUT if its tumultuously raining day, you’ll convince him he should just work from home so he doesn’t drown (but he willingly drowns in other ways if you catch my drift…ignore me I’m drunk)

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

Sex, freedom and whiskey sours

Also but also mostly—AVOIDING ALL EMOTIONS!!!

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Idk horses? He doesn’t like to talk business with you and really what else is there?

I just want it known, I feel in my heart that Tommy is punny though- he may not start conversations or lead topic changes, but he has good bants when he wants to actually contribute

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

You ;)

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

This fool shows off everything. His cars, his haus, his suits, the big massive and ridiculous jewels he gets you (and makes sure arent cursed). if this man were Italian or Greek or a rapper, he be walking around with a million gold chains

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

He doesn’t really. Just tells you, he’s going to marry you, doesn’t ask, no knee. Just gives you a ring, says hell marry you and badda boom badda bing

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Red right hand.

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

He doesn’t really consider it until he meets your mum who basically yells at him for making you live in sin and not making an honest woman out of you, then he clues in that maybe he ought to just put a ring on it.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

He would totally be the kind of man to get a tiger just because he could, but he’s mostly just got horses until you force him to take in some doggos and kitties

These were so fun to do and soz I kinda was all over the place with this. I decided to do this drunk off my face so they are maybe not my best.

Thanks for sending it in nonnie!

[powerprincesses]

Tell us what you liked best\worst about DT? (PLEASE, I AM SUCH A DT WHORE)

CRACK KNUCKLES boy howdy can i tell you all the shit i frickin ADOR E and hate ABOUT THE BEST SEASON OF PR DINO THUNDER

THE KIDS MY KIDS i raised them and they’re so shitty and i’m proud of them. 

they basically had slow burn friendship lmao i love it. like for an ep or two as the team formed and then the boys becoming friends w trent ahhhhh the best

speaking of trent

yes he gets his own bullet point he is self-explanatory and the best in the world

fuck it they all get a bullet point KIRA FORD MY SUN AND STARS i loved when she sang it made me go ahhhhhhh !!! i love her and her hair

ethan james my prince my one my only whose “nerd talk” or w/e i will defend bc i love him

listen okay when the reunion/teamup tried to convince us they all fell out of touch i Did Not Buy it bc 1) conner is too in love with his teammates (ethan) to not text them obsessively every night and 2) i’m not convinced conner knows how to function as a human without his teammates to all Mom him

i love him he’s a disaster

HAYLEY ZIKOR THE ONLY STAR IN THE SKY my mother and also was a #confirmed lesbian *sunglasses emoji*

the villains were fun fight me @ everyone

interesting “villain is related to ranger” plot….Original Content n*ce

trent yes i already mentioned him but he Deserves this okay

kiratrent is Good connerethan is Good the ot3 is Good the ot4 is Even Better hayleyelsa is Good KIRACASSIDY IS SO OVERLOOKED AND SLEPT ON Y’ALL SHE GOT HER A JOB *sirens going off*

kiraconner is Good fucking cOME AT ME PEARL

the theme song? goes 2 hard.

THERE’S A LIGHT IN THE DIS TA NC E

brought an old ranger back then fucking PUT HIM IN A COMA so he was never on screen fucking l e g e n d a r y when will ur fav

what else did they do to him? invisible, stuck in morph, TOOK HIS MOUTH i’m screaming i love everyone who made this show possible

HAS THE BEST EPISODE OF PR TO EVER AIR ON TV……LOST IN TRANSLATION

cassidy and devon were good content…one of the few times i felt that extra characters (bulk and skull-esque chraracters) were Good and Necessary

honestly? good balance of screen times between character moments, b-plot, and monster plot…….disney era did this Right so many times i cannot believe saban still struggles w it……

that terrible cgi dinosaur……excellent

tommy was funny like one (1) time and it was incredible

THE TEAMUP THAT ENDED UR FAV TEAMUP THE BEST TEAMUP IN THE WORLD WE SHOULD’VE JUST STOPPED HERE CAUSE IT’LL NEVER GET BETTER THAN THUNDER STORM BITCH

idk why u wanted to hear the bad too but here it is

“not the oldest just the best” that’s the most out of character line i’ve ever heard someone say ever in my life and also objectively wrong? thanks

zeltrax plot was Bad tbh

i had to look at thomas olivander again and that was Bad

they should have simplified the backstory honestly too much was Connected for me to keep up with as a kid and as an adult it all feels unnecessary. idk man.

Where Was My Dino Girls If I Have To Look At Thomas Bring Back His Girlfriends

conner has that one bullshit power up (triassic???) where his teammates literally demorph cause they give up so much energy and what does conner contribute??? N O T H I N G that was always so fucking bullshit to me like y’all…..what

hayley should’ve been black ranger thanks :)

(really if all of tommy’s plot had gone to hayley everything would have made 100% more sense cause then we wouldn’t be stuck with weird math on the phd since hayley is a new character. i mean tommy could have still been there (ew) but he and hayley should have switched roles. i would believe tommy owning a cafe way faster than getting a phd)

(but i digress)