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#idk this is just preference but istg
spotlightstudios · 9 months
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Idk if this is just me, but most (art) tutorials make me want to gnaw on drywall. However, watching artists create in their natural environment is like drinking from a cool natural spring.
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gxtzeizm · 22 days
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the fact that me, as a fan of both lando and oscar without any bias (maybe a bit on lando but not that much), is going to witness both "oscar fans, lando antis" and "lando fans, oscar antis" posts all in my one dash 🥲🥲
also the fact that atp i couldn't even bother enough with this same situation on both lewis and george. now it happens on lando and oscar as well which got me like....
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#landoscar#lando norris#oscar piastri#f1#maybe i need to admit atp rn that#this sport is just not built for a person like me istg 🙂🙂#like....i miss the moments 2 years ago where what i only care the most is only football and football only#and couldn't even give a fuck more about guys being in circles vroom vroom#i mean thank god that there's a bayern match just now right after the race ended#which really liften my mood up and distract myself a bit from intimidating discourse and whatsoever#hmmmm ngl maybe the fact that being a football football fan in general especially in this website really brings a comfort in me#meanwhile for f1...idk why but everything about it (especially during race and after race) really overwhelms me a lot seriously speaking#maybe the fact that football is more team oriented sport#meanwhile f1 is more individual oriented despite there are teams consists of 2 individuals#and the fact that me supporting multiple individuals in a one same team despite that f1 is individual oriented sport#kinda gets me digging my own grave atp tbh#i mean when i said individual oriented sport...it kinda means that in a perspective of most of the f1 fans#and now seeing all every kinds of discourse on my dash really makes me overwhelming a lot i'm ngl#that the fact that i couldn't able to curate my own preference for this f1blr space on my dash 🥲🥲🥲#goddddd srsly tho i just want to turn back time where i only cares about bayern frankfurt and germany nt only ffs 🫠🫠🫠🫠#but yeah who am i to turn around the past 🙃🙃...and plus that once i'm getting into one hyperfixation there's no turning back at all for me#so yeah#goddddd i'm so sorry but i'm just being so fucking messy rn#like all the things that i see on my dash really exhausts my brain and my thought process forreal i really need to throw up forreal srsly :(
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schizomothh · 2 years
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fucking around with colors + art style with a redraw from earlier this year. because, uh, new years or something
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(old one on the left new one on the right)
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idledreams4 · 4 months
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Weird question
but how tf am I supposed to deal with Persephone pretending to be someone else so that she can keep talking to Zoe and running her cult on here: while completely cutting me out of her life
(feel fee to ignore the tags on this one. I just go on a big long ramble about a hypothetical situation that was never going to happen)
#No I can't just tell Zoe she's not allowed to speak to her mother anymore. I don't want to do that either#It would actually destroy her and she's supposed to be having the happy normal childhood that I didn't get#but istg if we had been married and Zoe was an actual child: the divorce and subsequent custody battle would have been less messy than this#And believe me Persephone would be fighting tooth and nail to get full custody. She could probably win too#but that assumes there would even be a divorce and she wouldn't just kill me so it looks like an accident and take the life insurance money#though she did say she wanted to hurt me worse than all the women in Whitechapel so... idk how she'd explain that one to the cops#Cause she'd be outdoing Mary Jane Kelly's murder#it would definitely be impressive. I just don't know how she'd get away with it#I wouldn't really care if that's how things ended. Her killing me would be wayyyyyy preferable to her leaving me#Plus I'd get to go out like a Jack The Ripper victim. obviously I'd be happy lol#I just wouldn't be very happy if she wound up behind bars and got my daughter thrown into the foster care system.#or worse: living with either of our mothers. or our brothers for that matter. Luckily my brother probably wouldn't want to take her#but I don't want Zoe anywhere NEAR her family and I'd prefer to keep her away from my own as well.#But they'd try to place her with our next of kin despite us both being heavily estranged from our families.#not that most foster homes are any better than what we grew up with#But we weren't married or living together and Zoe will sadly never be an actual child#My heart breaks every time I'm forced to remember I'm never going to see her grow up and she's going to stay a child stuck in an aging body#idle speaks#queenie rambles
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hamilando · 1 month
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ੈ✩ nxdes? (smau) ੈ✩
pairing : charles leclerc x fem reader
summary : “have you seen my boyfriend ?” “HAVE YOU SEEN HER !?”
tw : fluff, very suggestive
a/n : So this was requested anonymously, so if you are seeing this, Hope you like it 💫
·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。・゚゚・・゚·:。・゚゚・ ✩ ・゚ ・゚·:。
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f1mommy how I feel when I feed you all thirsty socks 🧦
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user1 idk what is killing me- the caption or the photos 🗿
user2 English or Spanish ?
user3 f1mommy 💀🦅
user4 charles, don’t be shy, drop it on me
user5 I want to ride carlos like he rides his bike-
user6 did she just call us socks !?
charlesleclerc can you stop leaking pictures ? I won’t hesitate to sue you
user7 oops-
user8 LORD PERCEVAL GOT SERIOUS THERE
f1mommy @ charlesleclerc you weren’t complaining when you sent me your nudes 💋
user9 AND I-
user10 is it true or -
user11 mommy, can we get the charles junior baby pics ?
user12 that’s quite a way to frame it 💀
user13 she casually dropped christian in between
f1mommy @ user13 you would need some Jesus after god hears your thoughts
user14 istg this girl has been taking sarcasm classes
f1mommy @ user14 rizzing your mama up classes
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f1mommy this is a Charles leclerc fan page ( minus the nudes)
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user1 SHIRTLESS CHARLES !?
user2 IN HD!?
user3 I WILL BE YOUR SUGGA MOMMA F1MOMMY
f1mommy hit me up bbugurl 💋
user4 yes, you all are correct, he was talking to me in second pic
user5 serving your delusion ofc
f1mommy she serving looks atleast user4 @ f1mommy ily 😭
user5 who is she ?
user6 we don’t know, we just enjoy what mommy gives us 😮‍💨
user7 how does she get them ?
user8 she hacked their phones ?
user9 techie alert
f1mommy the only tech thing I know is incognito at night 💪🏻
user10 digital footprint ?
f1mommy you would like mine on you though ?
charlesleclerc can you stop leaking my pictures ?
f1mommy can you stop fucking me ?
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f1mommy me watching y’all burn your brains to guess who is me
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user1 if this accounts turns out to be run by a 50 year old lady-
f1mommy you will ask me to fuck you ?
user2 just tell us who you are
user3 she has a things for dilf
f1mommy I am one myself -
user4 I will pay you 69 cents to reveal yourself
f1mommy I would prefer performing 69 💋
user5 dududuu HELL WHA-
user6 I have given up-
user7 the iconic toto
user8 Only king toto can help us
user9 I can feel the user smirking reading all the comments
user10 the person is definitely a sadist
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f1mommy Hi, I am yours and his mommy 🫶🏻 @ charlesleclerc
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user1 WHAT ?
user2 YOU ARE CHARLE’S GIRLFRIEND !?
f1mommy yes baby girl ☺️
user3 please tell me that this is a joke
charlesleclerc now can you send me some ?
charlesleclerc after you have exposed that I am your boyfriend ?
f1mommy you have the keys, come watch it in 4D
user4 so now y’all decide to be freaky ?
user5 now Charles interacting on a fan account makes sense
user6 the pictures too
user7 so she really didn’t hack-
user8 welcome to the fam sis
f1mommy I was there way before you love 🧡
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sofie-toffy · 2 months
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YUJI ITADORI | Headcanons
HELPP I ACTUALLY HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM IDK HOW I HAVENT WRITTEN THIS YET HE’S SUCH A SWEETHEART JSBDBJSBD 🤭🤭
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DEFINITELY has freckles, bro is sunkissed (i wanna kiss every single one of his freckles istg)
Would carry ALL your bags and open EVERY door for you no questions or complaints
Dude would have the stupid idea of trying to win an arcade plushie for you in secret and ends up spending like 20 dollars to finally win it instead of buying one from the store
HE WOULD BE SO GENTLE AND PATIENT WITH YOU AAHABSHSHND
LIKE IF YOU WERE BEING STUBBORN OR HAD A PROBLEM YOU WOULDNT TELL HIM HE’D SIT AND WAIT PATIENTLY
when you are both on a date and you aren’t looking at him he’s definitely looking and admiring you and he’d look so lovestruck omfg
Arcade dates, Amusement park dates, Aquarium dates, concert dates?
Omg speaking of amusement park dates he’d def be the type to win you a huge plushie to impress you
I feel like he’d be clingy but respect your space
I also feel like his love language is adaptable- bro just wants to give you affection
He’s definitely the type to blurt out such random heartfelt compliments then act like it was nothing
like wdym you just called me the light of your life then continue to talk about the earthworm movie?!?
LOVES it when you play with his hair when you two cuddle
after a while of dating each other he automatically has your preferred drink/ food/ show engrained to his head
HELPP I FEEL SO FLUSTERED AFTER WRITING THESE ILL UPDATE AS SOON AS I THINK OF MORE
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leeknow-thoughts · 3 months
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୨୧ STONER! SKZ HEADCANONS
𝝑𝝔 cw : weed lol, smut, mentions of p in v, mentions of oral (both rec), mentions of multiple partners, mentions of petplay
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୨୧ CHRIS
bakes before he gets in the recording studio
prefers edibles but also uses joints, can't roll joints for shit tho... so either someone else is rolling or he's buying pre rolled js
smoking helps ease his nerves
also a sucker for getting head while stoned
if you were the one who converted him to the stoner lifestyle then he was soooooo embarrassed when he felt horny after getting high
he doesn't worry much though especially when you offer up your mouth for him to use :3
oh also he's so subby when he's high like idk maybe he even calls you mommy
the poor boy just feels so warm and fuzzy <3
idk the sweet boy is so horny when high and maybe maybeee you can make him cum just by playing with his nipples
୨୧ MINHO
mimo only uses bongs and joints, hates carts and edibles
he rolls so well and he looks so sexy while doing itttt
smokes after a long day at work or before seeing a movie on one of his free days
only smokes with other people, doesn't really smoke by himself
alsooo smokes with you bc he lovessss stoned sex
like everytime you smoke with him you know one of you is getting head
Minho truly is a munch while high
he's much nicer when he's high like in bed
୨୧ CHANGBIN
greens out the first time he smokes
promises not to smoke again, but Jiji convinced him to take edibles a few months after and he hasn't gone back since
only takes edibles, literally terrified of ruining his lungs
takes an indica edible right before bed to make him all cozy and sleepy <3
also a munch while high
lays between your legs for HOURS just eating you out
probably falls asleep between your thighs too
୨୧ HYUNJIN
he tried it a few times during highschool and said he wouldn't do it again but Jiji convinced him to try an edible once and now he takes them quite often
gets high when he is super emotional, it helps calm him down, also lights up before he paints, helps him get out of creative blocks
didn't really realize you could get high and have sex but one day you two were smoking together and he got horny and it sort of clicked for him
loves body worship while high
also subby while high
calls you ma'am
୨୧ JISUNG
FIRM believer that he smokes like once a day
uses every method of consumption but prefers joints the most
he gets so so so so so so so horny when he's high :c
always rubs one out if he's alone
but when you're high with him...
oh y'all are going round for round, tit for tat
he also is subby when high so he's def calling you mommy
also... 3ways and 4 ways maybe even 5ways with the other guys while you're all stoned... oh yesss
୨୧ FELIX
fefe defff smokes like crazyyy at least 5 times a week
has many different bongs and different types of carts and such
is the best at rolling js
also makes edible brownies yummy
and is THEE biggest munch while high
he's so cocky and unashamed as well...
like if you're just sitting on his bed without shame he will pull you onto his face and eat your cunt until he passes out or until you can't cum anymore
also loves getting head while high, like he'd kill for it
୨୧ SEUNGMIN
accidentally tried one of Lixie's special brownies
only takes edibles and only takes them on special occasions
fucking MEAN when stoned
you could just be sitting next to him, enjoying your high and he's jerking you over to suck his cock?!
maybe pet play with stoned!seung is an idea I should expland on bc I feel like he'd love it so much
he is so loud when he's high, normally he's so quiet in bed but when he's high it's like he's a different man istg
୨୧ JEONGIN
sweet bb jeonginnie
exclusively uses a cart, hasn't hit a bong before, has tried a j but it got him so high so fast it scared the shit out of him, has used edibles but he doesn't like how long they take to kick in
he's so fucking lazy when he's high
like he will be fingering your cunt and literally zone out for like 5 minutes before resuming what he was doing lmaooo
also kinda subby while high
if you're lucky he'll call you mommy hehe
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cuverale · 1 year
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can you do a insta au w gracie abrams as the face claim! any story line u want 💓
a/n: hope you like it! someone asked me to make an insta au about these rumors and I mixed it with this i hope you don’t mind! i’ll make second part for this.
Face claim: Gracie Abrams
part two
my girl - t.c
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rollingstone we are back with our favorite lady yourusername!!! we had an amazing conversation (some questions we asked might be what you wondered 👀) don’t forget to check it out! Link in bio.
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yourusername 🩶
*liked by rollingstone
ynmybaby MY GIRLLLL
username994 wowza ❤️‍🔥
yourfan385 my girl looks so fine!!!!!
ynsbabygirl can’t believe timothee prefered some plastic over this masterpiece
randomuser wait what?? They broke up?!?!
yourfan593 yeah they broke up 2 weeks ago and now he is rumored to be dating kylie jenner since january. If that’s true that means timothee cheated on her
timmytimmy he would never do that
ynsbabygirl well, he would never date kylie too right? but now entertainmenttonight says they’re officially dating 🤷🏼‍♀️
kissmeyn mommy 🥵
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ynlndaily I really didn’t want to believe he would do something like that but idk if I can defend him anymore.
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username560 I can’t believe it
timmyfan04 This is just a PR but they’re talking badly about timmy :(
username94729 well, he shouldn’t let that happen then
tchalmtfann I won’t believe this shit until there is a valid proof or some pictures of them together
randomuser noooooooo
ynsbabygirl idk if this is true but if it is that means Y/n made the right decision
timmytimmy pls tell me this is a joke
timmyfan3 Timmy nooo
yourfan0 he looks like her son💀
ynmybaby I just watched Rolling Stone interview. They asked about her relationship with Timmy and she said they ended it on good terms, she said “We didn’t break up for any dramatic reasons, we were so busy with our careers and we didn’t have time for each other and the relationship wasn’t going well because of that so we decided to end it. We still care for each other.”
username59275 istg these celebs always break up for being so busy for relationship. Give me the real reason!!
kissmeyn yes you’re right about that but Y/n always explained why did she break up with all of her exes, she never lied once so you don’t have any right to say that for her
username59275 yeah, you’re right i guess
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tchalametdaily Timothée spotted in New York, filming a commercial for Chanel directed by Martin Scorsese.
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timmytimmy OH MY GOD 🥵
tchalafann mom, your girl is in love with this man
calametfan5 🛐
timotheefan15 GUYSSS THERE IS A VIDEO ON TIKTOK! A FAN YELLS “TIMMY ARE YOU REALLY DATING KYLIE” AND HE SAID NO!!!!
timmytea WAIT WHAT
randomuser I NEED THAT VIDEO RN
timotheefan15 I’m sending you the link!!
username594 ME TOO PLS
timotheefan15 sure!
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enews After a video by jessielyn_ on TikTok went viral, everyone talks about newly ended relationship these two shared. Since Timothée still follows her on Instagram (he only follows one person and that’s her) and likes some of her posts, the fans are still hopeful for them.
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yourusername So ready for you Coachella!
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ynmybaby I’M SO GLAD I HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE YOU MY GIRL!!! I’M SO EXCITED
yourusername I’ll be waiting hon 💋
ynmybaby KDJFSKJDKSJD AHHHHH 😩😩😩
yourfan385 SO EXCITED
florencepugh go girl!!!!!
pauline.chalamet ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
kissmeyn i love you so much it hurts 😭
timmytimmy you look stunning!!!!
tchalafann I wonder if Timmy will be there, he said he will definitely come before they broke up :/
randomuser what if he shows up with kylie 🤯
timotheefan494 he literally said he wasn’t dating her
randomuser oh right!
zendaya THAT’S MY GIRL
hero_ft you’re the reason I’m attending Coachella this year
henrycavill same.
username5947294 HENRY IS ATTENDING COACHELLA?????????
yourfan0 I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS AT ALL WHAAATTT
random_username THIS IS TOO MUCH 😭
tomholland2013 Let’s gooo!!!!
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starrykaulitz · 1 year
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any era tom headcannons!
hi guys! so since i don't have enough time to write full segments of stuff, ill be posting either head cannons or my fav pictures from now on… so sorry for the hiatus i went on with no notice but enjoy these!!
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SFW;
he loves it when you sit on his lap. everywhere you go, public eye or not, he opens his legs inviting you to sit on either his knee or on his thighs. depends if you can get home fast enough from wherever you are.
this man is obsessed with public affection. he seriously does not care about what others think when it comes to his relationship. you'll be walking in a crowd of people and his hand will be smack bang on your ass, gripping it, groping it, you get the point.
he sleeps on the left side, always. and he has these reading glasses that have broken MULTIPLE TIMES because everytime he finishes staring at his phone at 2 am, goes to switch of the bedside light, he forgets to take the glasses off and they end up on the floor. he says 'ill get them in the morning', ends up forgetting they are there and steps on them with his fat ahh feet.
his fav cuddle position is def when he can rest his head on your tits, big or small. he loves laying on your chest whilst wrapping his leg around your lower half.
he always needs to be touching something of yours. its almost a subconscious thing, but he has to have his hand or his leg near yours at all times, especially if your in a situation that could make him nervous.
if you knew him from a younger age, growing up together, he would have 100% picked on you more than anyone else around him. you were a girl, its 'funny', but now that hes older, that man will literally kiss the ground you walk on.
your in the car with him? hes driving? horrible idea. he will not only speed to see your scared reaction, but he was also drive with his knees. he does not stop at orange lights at night either, he is going STRAIGHT THROUGH IT, PUMPING THE GAS.
if you were watching a movie and he got real into it, he'd begin just...grabbing at your boobs. not in a sexual way, in a way of "they are there, might as well grip onto them."
NSFW ;
alright. morning sex. all the time. it'd be strange if you didnt have it. he is constantly up against your back, and he'd love having an s/o whos a bit exciting, so extra points to you if you purpusfully gave him one while he was asleep. but god, he would be sloppy in the morning and it would be amazing.
when he finishes, (he would want to do it inside you if you had been dating for years on end, no protection) he bites at your shoulder. doesnt matter what position, hes biting that shit hard as he finishes.
he LOVES licking. idk why, but he does. if your lying there under him, arms stretched to the side, he will take that chance to lick all the way from your belly button, to your neck, up until he reaches your mouth and then continues to shove said tongue down your throat.
he gets pretty aggressive with head i'd say. he loves you doing it, literally his favorite past time, but he would grip onto your scalp so hard and pound himself into you, (ofc, only if youre in the mood for that.)
mirrors? dont even mention them or else he'll have you infront of one and have you begging for more istg. he loves seeing both himself and your fucked out expression as he hits it from the back.
again, toms said this before, but i rlly dont think tom would like you doing the dirty talking, (ofc unless your out at a public dinner on the other side of the table, you send him a dirty msg or sum), but he prefers to hear you scream and ATTEMPT to talk then have you degrading him or sum.
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luvxxriki · 9 months
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BACK HUGS . Enhypen
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pairing - ot7 x fem!reader (different scenarios)
genre - fluff, established relationship(s)
warnings (but not really) - pet names (for the reader and the members), i used js and bc instead of just and because (i didnt think i'd be posting this) sugar daddy jay but in a joking way
wc - 1.3k
notes - i didnt have anything to post today so heres a little scenario thing i wrote a few months ago🫶
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Lee Heeseung
Okok so I think he would prefer front hugs
He would just love having the front of your body pressed against his for whatever reason…
But when he does go for back hugs, it would probably be js 1 arm 
He would kinda pull you closer to himself and he would tilt his head so he could see your face
Or he would make you tilt your head to look at him
That devious lil smile ofc
But when YOU back hug HIM?
He's a giggly mess
He would try to play it off and act cool
But you can literally FEEL his smile☠️
"Whatcha doin?" 
"Nothin" 
He would finish doing whatever he's doing as fast as he can so he can turn around and give you a real hug
Jay Park 
He makes me giggle omg
Anyways (I have bias problems)
He would be so romantic abt it like nose buried in your neck js so he can smell you
He would definitely have his hands on your hips I js know it
Like holding your hips tightly but not too tight
Pulling you against his chest oml
He would do it when you're in front of the mirror so you guys can see yourselves omg
YOUR WAIST IS HIS
anyways (not this again)
You would go up behind him while he's cooking or something
Like you're js bored while he's busy and you feel a bit devious sooo
He would let out a lil chuckle and js let you hug him for however long
He would turn around ready with a bite of wtv he's cooking js so you can try it
Then if you did it while he's washing dishes he would offer for you to help😍🙏🔥 (he's so generous right?!)
But he would obvi still do most of it
His princess shouldn't have to lift a finger (SUGAR DADDY JAY???🛐🙏)
Jake Sim
He would love back hugs idk
His arms would be wrapped all the way around your waist and his head would be on your shoulder
He would hold you as tight as possible
He would kiss your neck once or twice (or a bunch, depending on his mood)
He would probably do it while your doing your make up idk why tho
And when you guys are in public his arm would NEVER leave your waist
He would also do it when he's bored or tired or wants attention 
Even when you guys are laying down if your back is facing him he would obvi hold your waist from the back (ik thats just him being a big spoon but wtv)
Did I mention his hands are ALWAYS around your waist?!
And when it's the other way around?! Bros so in love
I feel like it wouldn't happen often but when it does omg
You would probs do it when you're bored or want attention and he would think it's js so cute
If he's busy he would stop whatever he's doing just to give you a hug and pull you to his side just so he can have at least one arm around your waist 
Park Sunghoon 
He would start off chill abt it
Maybe js come up behind you and rest his hands on your waist
But when he gets more comfortable I can see him being a bit more clingy with it
He would nuzzle his face into your neck and probably smile abt it quietly
He'd kiss your cheek or neck and js hold onto you
If you guys are in public the most he usually does is hold your hand, but if you guys are somewhere and get separated he'll sneak up behind you and hold your waist
That was kinda specific but wtv (if I have to type the word waist 1 more time istg)
I feel like he would be a bit like Heeseung tho and prefer front hugs
If you back hug him..? 
YOU CAN FEEL HOW HOT HIS FACE GETS WITHOUT EVEN SEEING HIM OMG (shy hoonie😖🙏)
He'd be caught off guard but he'd also LOVE IT
Probably say something like "angel..?" Js bc he doesn't actually believe it
But he'd feel your little giggle and not be able to contain his cute ass smile
Fangs and all🤞❤️
He would turn around and kiss the top of your head and pat your lower back
Kim Sunoo
I feel like he wouldn't do it often just because it's not his thing
But he would def do it when he's feeling a lil extra clingy
He would come up behind you with the biggest smile on his face and give you the comfiest back hug ever
You guys would both be giggling I feel
He would do it quickly then come in front of you and give you a quick peck
He would LOVE if you back hugged him tho
He would start giggling (I need to stop)
He would probably mess with you a bit and stick his booty out
But as soon as you let go he'd stop you
He'd grab your wrist and pull you back into his back (help?) 
"Nooo I like it"
You would start blushing but would js stay there while he does wtv
You would start doing it when you're bored or want attention oml
Or if you guys are somewhere and his extroverted ass won't shut up but you wanna leave
"Sunie, come on"
 Would automatically get his attention and not even 5 minutes later you guys are GONE🥰
Yang Jungwon 
Idk I feel like he would be a sucker for back hugs 
Giving and receiving🤭🤞
He's stressed? He doesn't care what you're doing, back hug.
You're bored? He doesn't care what he's doing, back hug him.
Moral of the story : Yang jungwon is a back hug FIEND 
If he sees you just standing there he will NOT hesitate to wrap his arms around your waist from the back
You've gotten so used to it by now that you hate when he's not back hugging you
If you're washing dishes or something (idk) he'll come up behind you and back hug you
He wouldn't say anything but he would js stand there hugging you
"Hi wonie"
He would smile and kiss your neck or cheek and js hum as a response 
And it's obvi normal for you to do the same
Like if you back hug him while he's doing the dishes he would have the same exact reaction
"Hi baby"
And you would just hum and kiss his neck or shoulder or cheek (ig it kinda depends on your height…)
Nishimura Riki 
Idk bc bros kinda tall sooo…
He would probably be kinda like sunghoon but not as shy
Like one day he would do it js to see your reaction and when he realized you like it
He does it whenever he can
Let's say your in front of the mirror and he comes up behind you and hugs you
He would smile for a second then say some stupid shit like
"Look how tiny you look right now"
You would obvi turn around and hit him (softly ofc, we don't inflict damage on hot ppl)
And as soon as you go back to look at the mirror he would be behind you again
But this time he learned to keep his mouth shut🥰😘
He doesn't do it too often, but sometimes he just really likes it for wtv reason
Like anytime you're in front of a mirror (bc he gets to see his hot self and his pretty ass gf WHILE they're hugging? Hell yea)
I feel like he would be surprised if you do it to him tho 
Like as soon as he feels your arms he would flinch a little and turn around js to see you all surprised at his reaction
"Sorry, I just wanted a hug"
He would feel so bad and give you a hugeee hug to make up for it
So after that you only do it when you're bored and wanna tease him🤠❤️
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hystericstar · 1 year
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maybe a headcanon or two for each link + sidon and how they do aftercare? I know it's not explicit but is still nsfw related, right? ;w;
Yeah, in my book it is! Just very soft :)
! MDNI !
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𐂅 Twilight princess link 𐂅
9/10 times you’re gonna end up really sore, so he remedies that for you by giving the best massages you’ve ever had
Rough, calloused hands rubbing your back was something you never knew you needed till now
has a whole conversation with you
asking about your day, if you felt okay, etc.
goes into golden retriever mode as if you don’t limp when you walk
“ I couldn’t be happier your day went well darlin’. As for me, just your smile makes me forget anything else even exists.”
༆ Skyward sword link ༆
bath time!!!
Carries you to the bathroom and has you sit in the warm water while he changes the soiled bedsheets
he joins you when he’s done and y’all bathe together
his favorite thing is to brush your hair while humming
your’e always out like a light within minutes
idk why I just feel like he has the voice of an angel
“ Are you comfy enough? Let me know if I pull too hard on your hair, okay? Is there anything in particular you want me to sing for you dove?”
ᘏ Botw/Totk link ᘎ
Cleans you up, leaves, and then comes back with a tray full of munchies
you guys spend like half an hour praising each other
and then another half is just you happily listening to him tell stories of his chaotic adventures
a tickle fight may or may not be involved
“no matter how hard the battle was, it’d do it all again if it meant I’d get to have you look in my direction.”
𝄞 Ocarina of time link 𝄞
Gently holds you and takes a moment to just press his forehead against yours, admiring every aspect of you
starts gently making out with you cause he just loves you so much he physically can’t contain it
he’ll hold you for as long as you let him, face buried in your neck the whole time
holds your hand too cause he’s soft and if you disagree then you’re wrong
“you are my sun, sky, and earth. I am nothing without you.”
➳ Hyrule warriors link ➳
“I want you to breathe in and out for me, kay?”
bro performs a whole wellness check
“ I wasn’t too rough on you, was I?”
”thank you for allowing me the honor to pleasure you m’lady.”
don’t ask me why but I feel like he calls you that
actually it’s cannon Zelda just told me herself
anyways-
gentlemanly but can’t help tease you for that blissed out look in your eye
teaches you stretches to ease any kind of pain and exercises to help you catch your breath
ᖫ The fierce deity ᖭ
Asks you if you enjoyed it
wants to know if you did or didn’t like anything he did in particular
after all, he vowed he would serve you the moment he laid eyes on you
what kind of deity would he be if he couldn’t make his darling little human feel good?
“ I will do everything in my power to grant your every wish. I’d forge you jewelry made of the stars should you say the word.”
🜲 Sidon 🜲
Yk how I said twi would have golden retriever energy after?
yeah, scratch that
he is nothing compared to fish man
immediately sprints outside to get you some fresh zora spring water
don’t worry, he purified it like 5 times so that water is clean
you swear you can almost see the fin on his head wagging-
“are you hungry? Comfortable? Cold?”
eventually, he asks if you want to go for a swim
takes you to a private pond and lets ride on his back, or, if you’d prefer, you lay on his chest while he just floats along.
~《☆♡•°•°♡☆》~
done 😩
it was so fun adding in little text lines for them. Writing lines for characters is so fun istg
thank you for requesting!
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spaceagebachelormann · 6 months
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Alright, I'm hooked. Jekyll and Hyde (and maybe Adam Frankenstein?) with a partner who likes to sing? Disney princess singing, or any kinda singing they'd like. She'd sing to them if they asked, and she often sings whenever she isn't doing anything else or when she's doing something that doesn't require her to be thinking about what she's doing. I think she'd offer to sing lullabies if they wanted.
✧.* 𝐉𝐄𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐋, 𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐒/𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒
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╰┈➤ MASTERLIST. NAVIGATION.
╰┈➤ CARMILLAS NOTES: i’m so happy about this actually. frankenstein and jekyll and hyde are two of my biggest hyperfixations atm 🫶 also it was kinda hard to make this fem reader
╰┈➤ WARNINGS: none!
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𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐘 𝐉𝐄𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐋
he could listen to you sing forever
it’s actually his most favourite thing in the world
while hyde likes just normal music with no singing, like compositions and all that, jekyll actually prefers singing
helps him remember someone else, his favourite girl, is actually there <3
he’ll probably ask you sing at the most random parts of the day, he doesn’t really care what it is as long as you’re singing
i think he’d like to do his work and just let you do yours in the same room, but he will request you to sing, if not sing than atleast hum
at some point anybody singing in general just starts to remind him of you
i feel like for some reason he knows how to play piano so if you really wanted he’d play piano while you sang and it’s like a little duet
yes he’d ask you to sing him to sleep
either laying on the actual pillow or his head in your lap, he barely sleeps but your singing helps him so much
within ten minutes he’s knocked out
nobody loves girls who sing more than henry jekyll
𝐄𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐇𝐘𝐃𝐄
he does think you have a nice voice, but he doesn’t care for it as much as jekyll
he’ll let you sing to him, but he might not pay as much attention
but i do think there’s certain days where he’s just too tired to actually get up and wreak havoc so he just has you sit in front of him, and he just plays with your hair while you sing/hum
i feel like he might just subconsciously call you songbird every once in a while but idk (it’s 1am leave me alone my brain is cooked)
if you’re lucky he might let you show him different exercises for fun or see what the highest and lowest pitches you can go see but he’d probably have to be in a very good mood
although usually he won’t ask you to sing to him and kind of just gets used to you normally doing it, there have been days where he’s actually requested that you sing for him
at some point after months of this he just gives you a look that lets you know he wants you to sing
“sing for me?” to “sing?” to just a certain glance that you’d know a mile away
𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍
he adores you
i think he might’ve been a little shocked the first time you sing in front of him, since there’s a big chance he’d never heard it before
will stop you and just be like “what was that??” and let you explain it to him
from that day on he gets very interested in music and wants you to tell him everything you know about and will want you to sing to him quite a few times a day
he’s very interested in your vocal range (vocal range is fascinating istg)
would love lullabies to be song to him
sometimes, after you guys get a house or somewhere you can actually live in peace, he likes to just lay in bed with you and have you sing
he learns his favourite type of singing is like. kind of opera but also not quite (like christine in phantom of the opera kind of)
he’s so proud of your talent and tells you all the time you should get a job with your voice
he also says nobody in their right mind would refuse your voice
he gets interested in lots of singers after that, but you’re always his favourite
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vendetta-ari · 7 months
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as an avid velvette lover, i gotta ask about your hcs for her, give me the silly random shit, smut WHATEVER- i just need more of HER (and ideas to doodle)
AAA HI I LOVE YOUR ART AND THIS ASK WAS SO MUCH FUN TO DO OMFG :3
Theese headcanons are all over the place, they also include a bit of Vox and Valentino, they're everywhere so apologies in advance!! (Bit of NSFW) enjoy!!!
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~ Velvette can't spell for shit, ok this is random but this poor girl cant help to save her life
~ She is the typa girl to sing I'm the shower (really fucking loudly mind you) and sometimes you cheer her on outside the shower.
~ Her favorite types of movies are musicals, more specifically Heathers (me too girl)
~ As much as she loves extravagant dates she prefers cozy movie dates with you, feeding each other chocolate strawberries and all that stuff.
~ Her favorite season is summer, and her favorite holiday?
~ “My favorite holiday? Well obviously it's my birthday! why wouldn't it be” 
~ She likes drawing sometimes, she sketches in her journal, usually outfit designs but sometimes other stuff too.
~ More specifically you. you looked through her journal while she was at work once and there were a hell of a lot of sketches with you, a few of her sketches were both of you with little hearts around them, and a few pages with you modeling her outfit ideas.
~ Velvette used to take you both to clubs, but you got hit on one too many times and she refuses to take you to one ever again.
~ Every year she throws the most crazy halloween party where everyone gets drunk, her last halloween costume was a female (kinda slutty) ghostface costume
~ Her halloween parties usually go south immediately, Valentino is trying to get everyone to work for him and is high out of his mind, he's been staring at the ceiling lamp for an hour.
~ Vox is chugging alcohol and is getting way too drunk, he's glitching out every sentence. He's calling carmilla drunk and telling her what a bitch she is apparently, carmilla Is used to this and ain't amused, she's gonna block his number soon.
~ As for Velvette she's recording everyone's stupidity and mostly sober, had a few hits of weed and about four shots, but she can handle alcohol pretty well so you aren't too worried.
~ As for you, you stay near Velvette's side, watching it all burn. you don't usually leave her side
~ Not that you need to though, Velvette is pretty much anything you'll ever need <3
~ She gifted you a collar once and she gets all pissy at you when you take it off, you don't normally use it during sex but there are a few occasions.
~ The collar is purple and red with a silver lining, it's kinda tight around your neck but, whatever makes Velvette happy I suppose 
~ She hosts Christmas parties too, they're a bit more chill because it's less people but Val is drinking the entire bottle of eggnog, vox is asleep on the couch with an ugly Christmas sweater he was forced to put on (I hc him not liking Christmas too much. (request vox headcanons pls) And Velvette's giving people incredibly stupid gifts for the gift exchange.
~ during her breaks she usually eats lunch, and bitches about her day (Mainly just Val and Vox) while you sit in between/on her thighs
~ As for drawing ideas, I like the idea of Velvette painting your nails all these pretty colors :3
~Another idea I like is just velvette pulling the most sadistic pranks on val, bc let's be real he deserves it (as for what the prank is idk)
~ Also istg I'd pay to see art of the Halloween party mentioned earlier (on a side note, I love your art it's really good omfg 😭)
(Word count: 517)
Had a lotta fun doing this, hope you enjoyed too!
-xoxo, Ari
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ghostiiess · 1 year
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[NSB HEADCANONS] - you cut yourself while cooking
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pov: the title says everything!
warnings: cutting ourselves, mention of blood (not much, but still a little bit), mention of pain, cooking knifes, knife cut, mention of kitchen knifes (idk if it’s a warning, but i wrote it there anyways, just in case), some swears, petnames…
type: comfort
members: ryan nguyen (azngami)
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It was a friday night
And what usually happen during Friday night? Dates.
And what kind of dates do you have if your boyfriend is called ryan Nguyen? GAMING DATE OFC!! 🥳🥳
Nah but for real, i imagine he would do gaming dates with you… how cute?
But for yo guys, it was starting to get a bit… tiring?
Since you both wanted to have more… special date (if i can say it like that), you both decided to put ideas in a bowl with different places and activities
That way, you wouldn’t have 60 gaming dates 💀
(The rest under the cut!)
Don’t get me wrong, gaming dates are cute and nice, but sometimes, it’s also fun to go outside, you know? 😆
You loved that idea
I mean, Ryan did too
This week, you picked the date.
How lucky were you to read the following activity: ‘cooking a meal together while listening to music’
Great, isn’t it?
So, you both decided to do some sushi, because why not? (I’m referring to their nsb sushi cooking video if you didn’t know 😏)
Ofc to make sushi, you need vegetables, some avocados, some cucumber… in short, anything you want in your sushi
Which mean, you need to cut vegetables!!
You guys knows where I’m going 💀
While you were cutting the vegetables, you felt blood on your hand
And also pain.
So, like every normal humans who hurt themselves or feel blood rolling down, you tried to find where the pain was on your hand
You were going to tell Ryan, but… he saw it coming.
“Shit, are you okay?”
“Baby, idc about the sushi, there’s blood… did you cut yourself with the knife?”
He would be so upset :(
But not about you!! Just upset, like he’s sad it happened :/
He hate seeing you hurt
It make him feel so sad and so bad? Even though it’s not his fault?
“I know it stain baby, i know..”
“So sorry it happened to you, angel..”
“You got this, don’t worry, okay? We’ll go clean your hand first, alright?”
During he was cleaning your wound, he was not okay
Your little reactions when he was cleaning your hand with soap, was killing him.
“Breathe baby, we’re almost done, i promise”
“You are doing so good”
“ i know it stink, babe.. but we have to clean it first, okay? Otherwise, i might not heal correctly”
He would give you hugs and kisses after it
Yes, star! you heard me.
HUGS.
AND KISSES.
Ryan Nguyen??? Hugs??? Kisses??? physical attention?
Babe, he loves it.
Only when it’s with the right people, of course! 😇 so consider yourself lucky bc even his brothers (nsb members) do not get this chance like you do!! (I am kidding, don’t worry. Seb get this attention too!! 🥰)
“Did so good”
“Be careful next time?”
Now, you may think it’s all positive and all cutie cutie, but let me be real for a second.
he would make fun of you
Like… Just a tiny very little tiny bit of teasing
“You are so clumsy, istg…”
“What am i going to do with you?”
“At least, you didn’t put blood in our sushi..”
« bloody sushi are NOT my favorite.. »
Don’t take these to heart
He’s only kidding :))
He just love teasing you
Also, he would be the cutest sweetest boyfriend
i say that to like every nsb members, but like they are all boyfriends material so…
Anyways
“Ruined the date? Babe… you didn’t ruin anything”
“ accidents happen… i mean, yeah for sure, i would have prefered to avoid it since, like, i hate to see you hurt, but you didn’t ruin anything”
“It’s not your fault, why are you blaming yourself? It was an accident!”
“ stfu and accept that it wasn’t your fault??? Bro, istg-”
After, he cleaned your hand, patched you up and gave you a little kiss, he’d smile
“ there… a little kiss, so it’ll heal faster”
“Wdym it doesn’t work like that? Miss, don’t doubt my abilities”
“ don’t make me regret me patching you up. Stop making fun of my ways to take care of you” 💀
No bc when people kiss your wound 🫢 isn’t that so sweet and cute?
Or is it me who’s like really love-deprived and every movements someone do to me, I’m like « omg, cuteee » 💀 lmao, probably me
he would literally tell you to stop cooking
You hurt yourself and he doesn’t want you to get even more hurt
You got to be careful, babe <3
He would give you side eye if you try to cook with him
“I’ll cut the vegetables, alright? Go dress the table, baby”
“I know you want to cook with me, but you already cut yourself… i want to eat sushi, not your fingers” (i am saying this in the totally most innocent way, i promise)
“ i know you can do it, but i want to make sure you don’t cut yourself again…”
“ do i have to remind you that you cut yourself 3 other time since our last cooking date, which was not even 4 days ago… and it was take-out 💀”
please be careful 😭
But if you reallyyyy want to cook….
He’ll give you a back hug and put his hands on yours while you are cutting the vegetables (or any food)
“Slower, baby… you’re going way too fast”
“ slow down… i don’t want you to get hurt again”
To finish this hc, Ryan would be super sweet (like if he wasn’t in the every day life 🙄) and really comforting
Vote ryan for the best bf of the year, yay!
taglist! (Open! Send an ask to be in it!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf @hyuneee0 @yawnzzznnn @ghostyycat7
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Sorry for the little late, was busy with school and my job!
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purplerose244 · 1 year
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Headcanons for a Camp Camp season post-David adopting Max
(Because I got back to Camp Camp for no reason at all and it is now everyone's problem. Also apparently new episode incoming? YOOO)
WARNING THERE ARE SWEARS IN THIS BUT I MEAN IT'S CAMP CAMP SO YOU KNOW 😅
Here we go!
No one knows at first
First episode starts with something random (Idk maybe something about change that makes everyone freaking out, you know how CC goes) and the entire time there are hints, like Max arriving at Camp with David and David always being in the proximity of Max. Towards the end Max makes a half-assed comment about it
Neil: Well, I guess some things never change
Neil: This place is still pretty fucked up
Max: Yeah, this is weirder than David adopting me at the end of last summer
(pause)
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Casual episodes have background scenes where David puts a hand in front of Max whenever he wants to do something dangerous, or he picks him up
Max is now enrolled in Camp Campbell for Music Camp. He is never seen actually practicing during afternoon activities, he kinda just stands on his boot, but when no one is watching, especially at night, he does play a bit. He plays a guitar that was the first birthday present he got from David
He's genuinely good, he just thinks that the others will make fun of him for specifically playing guitar and ask him what campfire songs did David teach him
He's right and the answer is ALL OF THEM
Max is back to the plan of making David snap, but the idea evolved from "no way a person can be this happy" to "no way a parent can be this happy". That's totally NOT projection of his own trauma and he DOES NOT expect David to abandon him the moment it becomes too much (wink)
THE AMOUNT OF DAD JOKES ISTG. Max is 100% sure he'll go crazy out of tree puns alone. David is fully convinced that's peak dad behavior and non-negotiable
David: I'd love to take you on a vacation to trees' favourite city!
Max: David no.
David: Montreeal!
Max: DAVID NO.
David: Why so tense, Max? Are you okay?
Max: STOP RIGHT NOW.
David: Should I... leaf you alone?
Max: *groans forever*
A full episode where David is terrified of making preferences for his son and struggles between being a counselor and a father, fearing that the others might feel left out. Ultimately it is pointed out by everyone that Max was always his favourite, therefore he was a shit about it from the beginning and no one really cares (David feels relieved and quite conflicted about this)
Whenever the campers need permission to do something dangerous and there is REALLY no other option, Max sighs and does his best "please I really wanna do this, you are my guardian right?" act. It's embarassing how quickly David caves in
An episode about being a young single father, maybe David going on a date (I'm thinking the cute waitress from the Bonquisha episode and/or the bartender guy from the town episode, just to make some comebacks), having tons in common and getting along, but not wanting to commit with someone with a son. David feels pretty lonely, but he 100% can only be with someone that accepts Max as well (also pan David my beloved 🩷💛💙)
Max discovers David's tipping point when the kid gets seriously hurt because of a stupidly dangerous adventure. Max gets scolded like he didn't think David was able to. It follows a pretty tense period where Max thinks this is it, but David is just very embarassed for snapping like that and while he thinks Max can survive more than he can, he needs him to be safe. After talking they get much closer
David has no idea how to ground someone, especially his son. Usually, when he feels like he has to, he consults Gwen or, heaven forbid, Quartermaster
An episode where the ideal camper arrives. Loves outdoors, loves activities, loves singing along and saluting the flag, so David gets excited. The entire time the campers try to figure out if Max is jealous, but he shows no sign. Obviously the camper is someone evil because this is Camp Camp, and at the end Max stomps the person with a "sorry sweetheart, I'm his favourite"
Max doesn't call him dad, David knows this and never presses him. But the kid slips sometimes and corrects himself quickly, although David never seems to notice
He actually does notice and every night he proceeds to giggle into his log pillow like a high schooler with a crush
An episode where the campers try to figure out how the whole adoption situation happened, since neither Max nor David really explained it. The hypothetical story becomes increasingly crazier and more complex, between alien invations, warlocks and internal monologues. At the end a flashback is shown of Max waiting at camp. Gwen is in the cabin, then David arrives with his cheek red and bloody
David: It took some convincing
Gwen: Oh, David...
David: I'm alright. I knew who I was dealing with, and apparently they're this aggressive only to strangers. It could've been a lot worse, and they said yes anyway
Gwen: So... now what?
David: Now? Now I'm bringing him home
David had everything ready for adoption way before meeting Max, stating that as a counselor you never know what might happen. He thinks it's commendable. Max thinks it's fucking creepy
After The Forest episode David developed a bit of feral instincts, but never really showed them. Since Max can usually defend himself better than David does, there is no need to intervene. Until Daniel comes back, and makes the mistake of kidnapping Max this time, wanting to play with David on how to find his kid. He did not know. David turns into wolf dad, literally growling and hunting for his cub. Imagine a feral David roaring and growling "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KID DANIEL??". Suffice to say, Daniel is sent to the hospital (praying the ultra lord) and Max starts to think, between Daniel and David, maybe it's his dad the psychotic one
He doesn't mind it that much
Possible outcome is Daniel being astonished by such energy, realizing that David just won't die, and feeling something strong for him, starting to ponder if David is an reincarnation of Xemug... he is giving himself an excuse, he basically just got a crush on David. If that would turn him madder or start his redemption arc, I have no idea, but I kinda like it 😂 (actually I might make a separate post about this, I got an idea for another season sequel to this one and yes, pretty Dadvid 💕💕)
Post this incident that ruined it, Mr. Honeynuts now wears a little Camp Campbell counselor uniform. David made it of course, and while Max voices his contempt, the bear was getting rough to hug and the shirt is soft
Idea gag of Max saying "did you know that *insert disturbing emotional abuse practice* isn't okay? Learned that last year"
They got blackmail material on each other. Max obviously uses it the most, between embarassing underpants and sleep talking, but in extreme cases David is not above pulling out his cute Max photo collection
Yes, he got several of those
Yes, he is waiting for someone to ask about it and show them like the proud parent he is
After David adopted Max, he started to work two jobs to make ends meet (I'm thinking teacher and maybe night guard, very standard). He's actually pretty good at both, but it makes him very exhausted. He once snapped at Max out of exhaustion and since then, he decided to rest whenever he feels tired (you know, like a normal person). Max jokes that he was supposed to make his life a nightmare, not help him develop a better and healthier lifestyle
They got a method for asking permission, "bullshit for fun": David allows him some usually unallowed stuff and he gets to have some cute father-son moments in exchange
Max: Okay, it's a huge concert, so I'm willing to go as far as a full week of tucking in bed
David: I'm not letting you go out of town all on your own that easily, young man! The week of that, and three days of hand holding when we get into a crowd!
Max: Mmm... one hand holding and... urgh... one day of camping together
David: WAIT, REALLY?!
Max: It's a really good concert
David: DEAL!!!!
During a particolarly bad night of Max having nightmares, David spends the night comforting him. Max jokes that perhaps David can get even a hug out of this. David states that their system is a fun thing between them for treating responsibilities and boundaries in a less serious way, but if Max needs comfort, that's always free
An episode in which Max hears David talk to Gwen, saying stuff like "I don't have enough money for him. I don't think I can make it. I'm so sorry, poor Max". He then starts the most effective escape from Camp Campbell plan he has ever put in motion, genuinely making it except he comes back because he misses everything. He screams at David for making him love him only to dump him. At last David understands the situation and hugs him, revealing that... he was talking about a dog he wanted to adopt for Max. Max will never live that down, and David is in absolute glee for the following days because his son loves him
Sometimes Max says "Language!" without realizing. It's horrifying for all people involved, even David
On the other hand, David starts to swear more. The thing is, he's used to Max and it's such a foreign thing to him that sometimes he doesn't realize it was him
David: Hold on, now where the fuck is everyone?
David: Language!
David: ... wait-
Idea crossover headcanon, David's last name is Corduroy, his dad is a cousin of the Corduroys of Gravity Falls. But as a matter of fact, David never calls his father dad, going for either sir or sergeant
I have the idea of introducing this father in an episode flashback from before the adoption. David's father, sergeant Jeffrey Corduroy, comes to the camp to "visit his son and reconnect after such a long time". The man is huge and affable, friendly like David, but David turns into a Max version of himself when he's around. After everyone states that he seems cool, David gets pissed even more and basically ditch camp activities the whole day
Max gets a moment alone with the sergent and presses a little more, thrown off by meeting the first person David seems to openly hate. As Max is being Max, Jeff loses it pretty quickly, revealing the kindness is a mask. As he is on his way to hit Max, David puts himself in between. He scolds his father, mad like never before, stating that one apology won't make up for ten years of hell. Jeff leaves, David is so tired his legs won't hold, Max helps him get back to the cabin and they stay there
When the two are alone eventually, David tells him his story: he actually learned about survival from his dad first, he got trained mercilessly to the point of spitting blood, for ten long years. At some point his parents decided to divorce, and he was sent to Camp Campbell to not be in the way. He felt happy there for the first time, but he spiralled after leaving, as his dad left and his mother was depressed. She sent him to France at the clown school, again to not be in the way, and when he was old enough he simply left his house to find his own way to be happy. The only place where that was, was Camp Campbell
David apologizes for making his first story about camp too cheerful, as he should have been sincere. Max comes to two conclusions that night: that they are way more similar than he expected (something he didn't believe when he first heard the camp story from David), and that... maybe David is kind to everyone because he used all the hate he has on that asshole
Possible last episode of the season is another Parent Day. Everyone is teasing Max over the fact that every day is Parent Day for him, and Max complains but passively shows how he can't wait for it. Obviously David is way too gleeful about it. Then David disappears and no one knows where he is, and Max gets in the worse mood possible, making it everyone's problem. Everyone is actually kinda supportive and that turns him from angry to simply sad, although Gwen states that whatever happened to David, he promised to be there therefore he will be
At the exhibition part, when it's Max' turn, David arrives just in time, running in full survival attire like in The Forest. Basically David had another canoe incident, and was hunted down by two more wolves. It turns out that they're the pups of the wolfie he befriended before, they were hunted by men and that's why they were very aggressive towards him at first. Another adventure ensued, with the pups learning how to survive nature
Of course this is not explained to the people (just like The Forest), David apologizes for the late, Max says "fuck you dad" and hugs him in front of everyone
Follows the most mundane celebration between parents, with David (after taking off the survival look) looking a bit goofy and uncomfortable with so many adults while being a young man, but he does his best. Finally a moment of tranquility for the campers, as they watch their parents
Neil: You know Max, maybe you had to learn to appreciate the hell that is Camp Campbell, to meet a parent that truly cared for you. Maybe it was all a learning experience, and this is your reward
Max: ...
Neil: ...
Max: Well, this place sucks, and my dad is a fucking idiot. Definitely not worth it
(Max scoffs, then he smiles at David waving at him. The other campers hold back laughter, clearly not believing him)
It's implied that from then on Max starts calling David dad full time
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