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She’s so girlfriend
#mcr#gerard way#mcr fanart#my chemical romance#gee way#mcr art#art#fanart#mcr tumblr#girlhusband#digital art#digital painting#three cheers for sweet revenge#mcr5#mcr gerard#mcrmy#illi mcmillin#?#illi coded#mcr gee#mcr tour#girl failure#2000s#2000s emo#demo art
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Cheerard as this magnet I got as a gift from the shop I painted windows for :3
#even tho i kinda very quickly glaced at my options#this is just sooooooo cheerard so illi so general mcr coded#like bro#how can someone see this and NOT think of mcr#its on my fridge next to my magnet of the photo i have with gerard teehee#mcr#my chemical romance#mcr ecosystem#gerard way
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Hear me out , illi as the girl on the kerplunk album cover (does she have a name ?? I apologize lots if she does)

Talking abt this btw
#vamp talks#do you see the vision or am i just turning everything illi-coded#illi mcmillin#green day#kerplunk
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are you trying to shove me down?
#first substantial thing ive drawn in months btw#pls someone tell me you know what im referencing#theyre both kendall coded but i am chosing to ignore this for now#bsd#my art#if i had the patience id try to make a illy animatic of the whole scene but theres no point in making empty promises like that#dazai osamu#dazai bsd#ranpo edogawa#bsd ranpo#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs
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They could never make me hate u feferi peixes
OG under cut lol
#shitpost#homestuck#feferi peixes#feferi homestuck#homestuck feferi#had a convo just now with one of my besties and we were like bro why did people hate fef sm. she was so illy silly coded#like bro. eridan is RIGHT THERE. i say this as an eridan fan.
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dyke bartender evil ? :(
#astro watches#charmed#tbf i respect teh play. they pulled one over on me#i just thought we were finally getting another female regular who wasnt the main three#but it was smart of have someone we know about and the characters dont.#and then have someoen who shoudl have maybe raised suspicion in the audience#but didint bc we are so focused on teh evil we know adn teh characters dont#smart writing and i respect it.#but also. let the girls have a friend. a woman. preferrable#also the bartender isnt canocially queer but she gave off vibes yk ? also was lowkey trying to ship her with phoebe and/or prue#tbh this is a v straight show. like i know its old. but like compared to buffy. and even compared to angel#like ats had lorne at least#theres not rly even any coding :( darryl and aspec hcs for the girls is all i have in this lonely world#oh also leo has reached his peak. hes being hiss illy self. helping out. loving piper#like i know it took a second. but im glad we have him as he is now.
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Illy:...Douxie?..
Douxie: Hello, Illy...
Illy:....You changed...
Douxie: Not really, not ever.
#NO BUT I CANT GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD NOW CAUSE#THIS IS SO THEM#THAT BEGINNING INTERACTION OF THAT SCENE WHERE PETER PAN SEES ADULT WENDY IS SO DOUXILLY CODED-#IN IN A ILLY REALIZING HOW MUCH DOUXIE HAS CHANGED AND REALIZING HOW MUCH SHE MISSED...HOW MANY CENTURIES ITS BEEN#but Douxie is still Douxie#HE'S GROWN AND CHANGED BUT IT'S STILL HIM AND I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-#its late and im so wierdly emotional im sorry-#prism rambles#douxie x oc#oc x canon#douxilly#toa douxie#douxie#douxie casperan#toa hisirdoux#hisirdoux#hisirdoux casperan#tales of arcadia oc#wizards tales of arcadia oc#toa oc#prism's ocs#illyria calypso#tales of arcadia#wizards tales of arcadia#toa wizards#wizards toa#peter pan return to neverland#return to neverland
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THE SIX THAT THRIVE: FAQ
[FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS] LAST UPDATED: MAY 05TH 2025

☼ STORY CONTENT:
RATING AND TUMBLR INTERACTION:
All my IF blogs will be 18+ unless stated otherwise. I get nsfw asks often and constant NSFW interaction.
Which you may block NSFW tags. If you are under the age of 18, do not tell me nor brag. Keep that to yourself and please be safe. This is not a space for you, but I'm also not your mom. You will get blocked immediately if you tell me.
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IS TSTT A SOLO IF?
NO. THERE WILL BE A TOTAL OF FOUR BOOKS. EACH THAT WILL BE CONNECTED TO THE LAST WITH A SYSTEM I AM STILL WORKING ON AND FIGURING OUT.
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HOW MANY CHAPTERS WILL THERE BE:
GOAL IS 24 FOR BOOK ONE. THIS MAY CHANGE
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ARE THE SIX ACTS PERMANT?
NOPE. EACH CHAPTER WILL HAVE ONLY THREE ACTS WITH ADDED SCENES UPON RELEASE. THE SIX ACTS ARE PLACEHOLDERS UNTIL I COMPLETE TSTT.
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ARE ALL THE SCENES SHOWN IN TSTT DEMO BE IT?
NOPE. TSTT DEMO IS GIVING ROUGH DRAFTS OF EVERYTHING AND WILL HAVE ALOT MORE WRITING IN THE COMPLETED VERSION AND SCENES. THAT WAY ITLL BE A NEW EXPEREINCE ALL AROUND WITH GROWTH AND DEPTH.
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WILL THERE BE A KICKSTARTER?
YES!! BUT I STILL HAVE TO PLAN EVERYTHING OUT BECAUSE THAT IS WAYS AWAY!!
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HOW MANY NSFW SCENES WILL THERE BE?
I DON'T KNOW. AT LEAST ONE PURE ARC. SO AT LEAST FOUR BEFORE THE FINAL DRAFT OF TSTT.
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RO’S SEXUALITY:
IN OTHER IFS, I WILL MAKE IT CLEAR ON THEIR SEXUALITIES FOR THE MAIN PART, BUT FOR TSTT, IT DOESNT MATTER, SO ASSUME PANSEXUAL/PANROMANTIC
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NSFW SCENES AND INTERACTION/ROMANCE:
ROMANCE IS OPTIONAL SAME WITH NSFW SCENES. YOU CAN COMPLETELY REFUSE TO ENGAGE, READ THE SCENE, OR HAVE THE SCENE IMPLIED.
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THE ENDINGS:
IN THIS IF THERE IS ONE ENDING, WITH DIFFERENT REACTIONS DEPENDING ON THE INTERACTIONS WITH THE CHARACTERS. TSTT HAS ONE MAIN STORY PLOT AND ENDING AND RELY MORESO ON THE DIFFERENT INTERACTIONS.
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HAREM ROUTE:
EVERYONE WILL END UP WITH EVERYONE. THEY ALL HAVE CHEMISTRY.
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DIFFERENT UNIVERSES:
TSTT, DSC, AND NBD TAKE PLACE WITHIN THE SAVE UNIVERSE. WITH NBD AND DSC HAVING ONE BOOK COMPARED TO TSTT.

☼ GAME CONTENT/MECHANICS:
ATTRACTION:
ATTRACTION IS SIMPLY ACKNOWLEDGING CHARACTERS ARE ATTRACTIVE. RO’S ARE IMMEDIATELY ATTRACTED TO MC, THERE ARE DIFFERENT REACTIONS DEPENDING ON TRAITS AND APPEARANCES. [EX: THE DEMON AND SCARS]
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PAYING FOR THE GAME?
EVENTUALLY! PRICING I'M NOT SURE YET, BUT THERE WILL BE A FREE DEMO OF CHAPTERS 1 – 6.
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CODE DIVING?
SURE. IT’S SOMEWHAT STRAIGHTFORWARD WITH HOW I DO THINGS, SO I DONT MIND.
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ASKING TWINE/SUGARCUBE QUESTIONS:
FEEL FREE! I ALWAYS WANT SOMEONE TO ASK QUESTIONS AND I CAN HELP TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES. MY GOAL IN THE FUTURE IS TO CREATE A GUIDE TO HELP.
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ERRORS AND BUGS:
I TRY MY BEST TO FIND THEM, BUT I'M NOT PERFECT SO SOME WILL BE MISSED. YOU CAN SUBMIT ANY ERRORS YOU FIND HERE: TSTT BUGS/ERRORS
DEAF FUNCTIONS:
HAS NOT BEEN FULLY INTEGRATED DUE TO IT BEING ADDED LAST MINUTE AND ME CHANGING MECHANICS AROUND. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW YOU WOULD LIKE CERTAIN TRAITS TO APPEAR, SUBMIT YOUR IDEAS HERE: TSTT SUGGESTIONS
IT HAS NOT BEEN COMPLETELY INTEGRATED DUE TO IT BEING A SOMEWHAT LAST MINUTE DECISION, IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW YOU WOULD LIKE CERTAIN TRAITS TO APPEAR, SUBMIT YOUR IDEAS HERE: TSTT SUGGESTIONS
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STAY UP TO DATE AND CONNECTION:
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EMAIL: [email protected] ARTIST: VIOLETWISTER
PATREON: 18+ KO-FI: 18+ DISCORD: 18+
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Saw this game today and it just feels illi coded to me idk why

#mcr#it says unpleasant comics on it. illi#illi mcmillin#illi mcr#i love illi mcmillin#illi my beloved#mcr tumblr#my chemical romance#my chem#im not okay mv
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LOCAL WOMEN TURNS LAME CHAIR DRAWING INTO SICK MCR FANART

Procrastination is often fuel for great art, especially when procrastinating on mathematics problems. But this time, no matter how desperate she may have been, local women still failed to come up with a cool drawing idea, and end up drawing a lame chair.
A phenomenon more common than you think ! Proving once again that a daily use of your imagination is essential to good brain health, as doctors do recommend to try to think at least one original thought a day and stay away form apples.
Luckily, american band My Chemical Romance came in and saved the day ! Thanks to their hit song « You know what they do to guys like us in prison », a thought provoking piece on the dangers of restaurants, she was able to turn a more than useless chair study into true art !
"I’m very grateful for this band, they are a huge inspiration, without them I would still be drawing lame chairs, but now I only draw cool furnitures !" the student told our reporter, "I’m not even worried about getting an F on my finals anymore, I mean that’s just so Illi McMillin coded who even cares about getting a degree ??" [we cannot figure who that might be as Michael Romance remains the only MCR member ever interviewed or seen in public]
So what comes next after such a success ?
"I don’t really know, I don’t wanna rush into anything and do sloppy work. I have been thinking a lot about a stain that never comes off, or maybe a couch ? I might just wait for MCR5 to drop… we’ll see !" [MCR5 is a mystical artefact fans believe will one day appear by mistake on apple music, some don’t even dare mention the name to avoid spooking it, thinking it might make it arrive faster]
What a heartwarming story ! Do check out recently released technically old but feeling brand new charting record Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge.
And as always in life all ends well !
#my chemical romance#michael romance#illi mcmillin#you know what they do to guys like us in prison#three cheers for sweet revenge#got a little carried away#oh well#i’ll get back to studying now dw#stem has fried my brain fr#mcr#tagging this mcr art feels illegal so i won’t
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guys am i illi coded if i get harassed by guys at my school and I don’t dress out for pe???

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here are some ships i believe in with my life with the full intent of pss pss pssing my fellow swashbucklers into my comments :D
NH/VT/ME. hammy monty and maine. not only do i think they match each others freak i think they actively make it worse. theyre the definition of new england gothic not in the sense that theyre trying to haunt people but in that they own lighthouses and like to stand in big empty fields freaking out the locals. also they dont come seperately im afraid monty IS inside maine's sweater during ur meeting
WY/MT. oh my god my wife is a bitch and i love her. my wife is a bitch and shes mean to me and im thinking of throwing myself into a volcano to see if theres any nice rocks i can get her. wy has the kind of social anxiety where he hasn't seen anyone in 6 months bc hes afraid to leave the house but he has to be physically glued to montana to not commit violence.
UT/CO/NM/AZ. my four corners you are soooooooo precious to me i cant believe it. theyre the warmest cuddle pile u can imagine. theyre hatting each other w sticks. theyre a one star rated tribute act. theyre the couple fighting in the dairy isle. theyre having dangerous sex to the soundtrack of paddington 2. theyre everything.
PA/MA. theyre just serving toxic codependent loserhood. they trauma bonded once when they were 17 and thats it since. theyre sooooo disgustingly meant for each other that youre begging them to just split off from the country bc getting a room just isnt enough atp.
WA/OR. breaking news the two worst people you know have found each other and have only enhanced the things about them you hate. they hate to see two bitches serving cunt but unfortunately, these hags are fused together and they'll stay that way to spite you. they publicly divorce 8 billion times a week but ore is caught multiple times gossiping to his husband in morse code when phones are eventually banned from the table.
NY/NJ i can't explain this one anymore than its just the most down bad behavior youve ever seen subtley disguised by the age old excuse of 'its just satire'. mans staring at ur ass in the meeting talking ab 'oh its for the bit'. im just saying ik you two like to fight but does he really need to straddle you to get a punch in.
IL/NV okay yeah it started off as a joke but like. the two scariest little freaks trying to out mafia each other. nevada blushing kicking his feet as illi sends his fourth hitman of the week bc nv was flirting w everyone and their mama to get back at him. utah looks at him with a mixture of confusion and dispear.
#wttt#welcome to the statehouse#wttsh#wttt headcanons#wttt texas#wttt new york#wttt pennsylvania#wttt california#wttt massachusetts#wttt colorado
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cg!127's cg names cg!nct 127 x f!regressor!reader



genres age regression content, fluff warnings none . author's note this is the ilichil counterpart to this post ! i will get to wayv soon :3 dni if you sexualize age regression. i'm blocking and reporting you if you break my dni :P author's note requests are open ! especially wayv reqs are welcome <3
moon taeil (´ ∀ ` *)
moon(ie), illie
moon taeil is the most grandpa-coded cg i’ve ever seen in my life
but like, a cool grandpa. like the kind that listens to doja cat with you when her songs play on the radio as he drives you to the store for candy
on nights when the full moon is out he’ll point up at the sky, saying: “that’s my home” and you’re like “??? moonie’s an alien?”
duh! that’s why he gets you down for naptime so well, his alien moon powers! (his lullabies)
so when you begin slipping in public, taeil is well aware because you get giggly over nothing. your illie is an alien and nobody knows! just you! gotta keep it a secret so he doesn’t get taken back to the moon!
seo youngho (¬‿¬ )
daddy.
basically the chenle of 127.
he just loves how sweet it sounds coming out of your mouth! makes him want to crush you in a hug and leave kisses all over your cute baby face!
likes referring to the two of you as a duo, a package deal, a 2-in-1!
“daddy and baby gotta go to bed now, okay?”
“daddy and dolly are going on a picnic today, isn’t that exciting?”
“daddy and bug gotta be nice to each other. none of that pranking business.”
really hates pranks because all he wants is to keep you safe and here you are acting like you broke something just because you find his reaction funny! not cool >:(
lee taeyong (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)
bubu + mommy
king does not care what you call him as long as you’re comfortable. if you asked him his preference, however, he would say those two
has been reading up on the most random of subjects because every time you call for him it’s always to ask a question. his curious baby!
“bubu, what’s that bird?”, “how old is the oldest tree in the world?” “mama, can i eat hair dye?”
he sat you down for that last one, chucking out any home dye under the sinks and letting you know that the next time you want to paint your hair any pretty color it’ll have to be at a proper hair salon
nakamoto yuta ( ̄ω ̄)
yuta + daddy
the way his name comes out like in a little song when you’re small warms his heart, how could he negate you anything?
daddy is more of a title he uses for himself. it comes out more natural to refer to himself as a daddy when talking in third person than his name
he says it reminds him of elmo so he doesn’t like it
has a strong hatred for elmo??? the one-sided beef is crazy and has no real origin. he just hates the red blob and namecalls it any chance he gets. he’s like an actual bully and only scoffs and rolls his eyes when you tell him he’s only 3 (and a half!)
“as if. and grass is purple, baby.” “it is?” “no, sweetheart. it’s not.”
acts so betrayed when you regressed by yourself and he catches you watching sesame street
kim dongyoung (´▽`)
doie
you guys tried different names but ultimately, it was doie that stuck
fun fact: before you guys ended up finally choosing a proper name for doyoung, you called him bunny!
you were a bit sad to have to stop calling him that. you thought it was cute but also understood that doyoung didn’t feel like you could take him seriously when it was ‘bunny’ telling you it’s time to turn the ipad off and get ready for bed
to make up for it, doyoung took you to build-a-bear! you named your little rabbit bunny and he has a voice recording of doyoung’s voice playing the character of being doie’s rabbit twin!
it also smells like doie’s cologne and you always have it nearby to cuddle with at night when he’s away
jeong yunoh o(〃^▽^〃)o
hyunnie + mister
he loves- no, adores being called mister. he acts like it doesn’t phase him but he’s got his smug little smirk every time you call him so
for that reason you barely call him that. you like having the upper hand any chance you get and honestly? he hasn’t caught on yet
he likes hyunnie too though, he supposes. it sounds like honey! hyunnie and honey <3 the ultimate pair <3
hyunnie is used for common conversation and mister is used for manipulation I MEAN convincing for things like a second dessert or a new dress for one of your dolls ! MAYBE a kiss on the cheek helps too. you don’t even know what manipulation is! you’re just tiny!
dong sicheng ♡✧( ु•⌄• )
read here when published !
kim jungwoo (☆^ー^☆)
woo, also woowoo
jungwoo has a habit of starting random games of hide ‘n’ seek when you’re small, suddenly disappearing mid-chocolate milk preparation
when you call out for him (‘woo?’) he’ll reply with another ‘woo!’ until you guys are woo-woo-ing each other to find where he’s hiding!
he also likes playing ambulance
not doctor, ambulance.
you find a mystery bruise on your leg and all of a sudden jungwoo’s holding you up in the air and he’s going ‘wee woo wee woo wEE WOO’ all around your home until your stomach hurts from laughing so much
lee minhyung (ᓀ‸ᓂ)
read here !
lee donghyuck ʕ˙Ⱉ˙‧:ʔ
read here !
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#sfw interaction only#cg!kpop#kpop agere#cg!yuta#cg!nakamoto yuta#cg!127#cg!nct 127#cg!nct 127 x reader#nct x little!reader#little!reader#kpop little space#cg!moon taeil#cg!lee taeyong#cg!johnny suh#cg!doyoung#cg!jungwoo#cg!kim jungwoo#cg!kim doyoung#agere fanfic#nct 127 agere
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SPRITES AND SONGS????
TEENY TINY jk massive update on my current and first project of my portfolio for this year!!!
Okay okay, for this year my art class (art 30) requires me to construct a portfolio based on a theme you know the usual.. for my theme I decided to go with *drumroll please* HOW FANDOM AND MEIDA HAS INFUINCED ME AND MY LIFE. Amazing theme i know. For my fist project im recreating the pester quest art/game style with my illy Billy trollsona!! Its only a 8 page script ant not coded to be a game but a video, due to me not wanting to code all of that i planned on use it voice acting and all that jazz OKAY ENOUGH BACKTRACKING
LAST THING This project is also a collaboration kinda with @conjuringcuttlefish who is the creator of Sirena and all her design, lore, everything about her!!
So currently I’ve finished Astrro & Sirenas theme which for my first time composing in like 6 years and not being used to using GarageBandbut still so happy with how thy turned out 
Here is Astro’s theme
youtube
And here’s Sirena’s
youtube
Okay okay as well as a small sprite sheet (I still need to make like 12 for Astrro and 3 for Sirena but shhh)
So proud with how these turned out!! Gonna try to get through most of the sprites before Tuesday because that’s the day all the voice acting recordings are getting done so expect another update soon!! Okay this is already so so long so thank you for reading all this if you did!
#Youtube#homestuck#art#oc#trollsona#my art#pesterquest#portfolio#sirena gardia#Astrro glover#ughhhh homestuck brain rot#homestuck fantroll#fanart#homestuck fanart#fantroll
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"You'll change your name or change your mind and leave this fucked up place behind but I'll know, I'll know"
Is it odd that lyric is somewhat illi coded to me like idk it just has the vibes imo
#vamp talks#illi mcmillin#I've gotta draw her again . . .#I need pencil lead so bad rn I've been needing to draw all day it's so bad#oh also the lyric is from christmas kids
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forgotten birthdays and expensive slaps
originally published: November 23rd, 2019
reworked: December 3rd, 2023
Pairing: Illinois x gn!Reader
Rating: General Audience
Tags: fluff, friendship, can be read as platonic
You did not know why you were still following this idiot into life-threatening situations.
Okay, you actually knew it. You just had nothing better to do and he was dumb enough to offer you a job. Other than that, you pretty much had a crush on him. Well, who wouldn’t? He was handsome, educated and a real-life version of Indiana Jones. Only with more muscle.
You expected it to be one of those days when you risk your lives for an antique artifact. But something was different.
Your flight was without any turbulence, Illinois wasn’t involved in any bar fights, and you were not hunted by any criminal organization. But the strangest thing was yet to come. You saw Illinois O'Connell without his precious hat, which he usually did not take off either while sleeping or while showering.
But now he was standing in front of you. Hair neatly combed back and dressed in a suit. This sight was unfamiliar. A pig walking on two legs looked righter than whatever this was.
"Illi? Are you all, right? Should I call a doctor?" You asked anxiously as you continue to mentally process his sight.
The adventurer just looked at you confused. "A doctor? What are you talking about?"
Instead of answering, you simply point to his suit with a look that was a mixture of confusion, astonishment, and horror.
Still confused, he looked down to find the reason for your strange behavior. It took him a moment to understand what you meant.
"Oh, the suit!"
Well, that had taken surprisingly long.
"I go to an auction and as much as I love my hat and my outfit, I thought it would be more appropriate to stick to the dress code," said the adventurer, as he straightened his bow tie.
An auction? If he makes himself so fancy, then it would have to be an auction for the higher social class. In short, the complete opposite of you. But that made you wonder.
You knew he had money. How else would he finance all the travels and give you a generous paycheck every month? But you never really thought about how much money he really had. Let alone how he earned it!
It was completely impossible that your adventures could finance all this, because after all you did not even know what he did with all the stuff you find. Does he donate it to a museum? Does he sell it? Does he keep it? If he keeps it, then where? Does he even have a permanent residence? Where does he come from? So many questions and hardly any answers.
You've known him for almost two years, but you knew so little about him. You did not even know his last name after four months.
This man was an Enigma and that made him even more attractive! If that was even possible.
"What kind of auction?" You asked curiously, as you could not imagine any sort of auction that Illinois would go to.
"An art collector died last month and now his family is auctioning off his collection."
"Art collectors? Since when have you been interested in art? "
You never had the impression that he was a fan of anything that would be classified as ‘modern art’. The only art he seemed interested in was those whose ages were in the triple digits and started at least seven. Or the art which he saw every time in the mirror.
"I do not," he admitted. "I know from a safe source that he has collected valuable paintings as well as some ancient artifacts. I hope to find something special for my collection. "
So, he has a collection. Will he show it to you if you ask nicely?
"And what do I do in the meantime?" You ask. He certainly had a job that you could do during this time.
"Well, you come with me, of course!" He said with a smile. "You are my partner after all!"
It surprised you to hear that he actually intended to take you along. After all, he knew very well that you did not know how to behave at such events, and they would easily recognize you as an outsider.
In fact, the thought of going there made you pretty scared. More scared than that one time Illinois and you were hunted by a bunch of mutant monkeys on lions. The difference was not in the nature of the danger, but in the fact that if you had died back then, then at least you have died the hero's death. At the auction you will most likely die of embarrassment.
"But ... so you know ... well ... I do not really ... have the right ... um ... the right thing to wear! Yes! I just have my usual stuff with me and none of that would fit into such an event! "
You hoped that this excuse helped, because you could not think of anything better. That was not even a lie. You never expected that your boss would ever go to such events and therefore packed only things that are comfortable and robust. You were for climbing a mountain, hiking in the forest and even for a sudden blizzard equipped, but not for an evening with rich people!
Illinois gave you just one of his charming smiles that made you melt each time.
"Do not worry, partner. I've already taken care of everything. "
Before you could understand what, he meant by that, you found yourself in the auction room. You were driven here in a chic limousine, and you probably wore your annual salary in the form of a very simple, but unspeakably comfortable outfit.
The auction was quiet.
So quiet that it bored you.
It started with the countless paintings the deceased had collected over many years. There were some interesting pieces here and there, but you were not interested in buying them.
After almost two hours, the artifacts passed over. For ordinary citizens, these would have been very interesting, but you had already seen better. Not all that was of any value to you, and you were starting to get frustrated. A look at your partner told you that he felt the same way.
You were so bored after a time that you became more and more tired and now sat in your chair half asleep. You've just heard that a ring of unknown origin was presented, and you did not think much of it. You had yourself a bunch of rings lying around that you collected during your adventures. They served as a small investment. You could sell them anytime you needed money.
You were about to fall asleep when Illinois suddenly raised his hand to bid, which startled you so much that you almost fell off your chair.
Suddenly you were wide awake, and you tried to understand what was happening at that moment.
The bid jumped moment by moment from a three-digit amount to a five-digit amount and seemed to have no end. Finally, the adventurer bought the ring for half a million and you just sat there. Shocked and confused. But mostly shocked.
Someone needed to have a small talk with this man about responsible money management!
You waited outside when your boss paid and hoped he did not really carry that much money on him. But who knows?
When he came out, you wanted to confront him about the ring, but your heart stopped momentarily, and you did not get a single word out when he took your hand and put the ring on your finger.
"Happy Birthday, partner!" Was the only thing he said.
It was your birthday? The constant traveling and the following jetlag fucked with your perception of time, which meant that you never knew what day or month it was. There is also the slight chance that this also led to you forgetting that you even had a birthday in the first place.
But now you stood there. Completely perplexed and with a ring on the finger, which could finance your pension without any problems. You did not think when you raised your hand and slapped him. Only then did you realize that you had just struck your own boss with half a million. This thought was both surreal and quite satisfying.
"What was that for?!" he asked, holding his aching cheek.
"Take a fucking guess!"
You're waving your hand in front of his face as clue, but also as a kind of warning that you're always ready to give him one more slap.
"I thought you would like it!"
"I would have loved flowers or a card! Even a cup of coffee would have been enough!"
You take a deep breath and try to calm down a bit. "What I mean is that you should not spend so much money on me. If you want to throw me half a mill, then at least in the form of my paycheck! "
Illinois looked like a beaten puppy, and you regret having raised your hand and your voice against him. You have never experienced him so hurt.
"Forgive me. I should have asked you first ..." he said in a low voice. You feel terrible. "It's just that you survived the longest of all my partners. I just do not want you to change your mind and leave me."
You already knew the story of his other partners. That was pretty much the first one he ever told you.
"I won’t leave you," you said after a long pause, which made him look surprised. "If someone told me five years ago that I would travel around the world and voluntarily collect ancient artefacts from caves and the like, I would have laughed at them. But this is my life now and I love my job because it allows me to see the world and experience everything. And apart from that, I have the best boss in the world!"
A smile bloomed on his face, and you could not help but kiss him on the cheek, causing him to blush.
You smile at him again before you turn away. "But now we are looking for a restaurant! The birthday child is hungry!" You exclaim, as you started walking.
Illinois laughed before running after you.
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